I extended JavaScript
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- čas přidán 12. 04. 2024
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after watching this, I realized javascript isn't as bad as it *could've* been
JS if it was made in 20 days rather than 10
This is the future of Js dev.
Fr@@FaceDevStuff
bro really put the "Type" in TypeScript
Can't wait to see prime reacting at this
Hello Prime !!!
finally someone who also watchs theprimeagen
Hi stream!!!
That’ll be great!
@ThatGuyJamal idk im just saying as a dev who isnt into rust, c, c++ or whatever, im mainly a C# programmer, so..
(i dont know what my point is :/
5:13 imagine an if expression for a megabool, 'both' would run both the if and the *otherwise* cases, 'neither' would run neither, 'maybe' could run one or the other randomly and 'trueish' and 'falseish' their respective case but with a small chance of not running.
Highest effort shitpost I've seen in a while, glorious.
Nice!
Inspiration Recommendations:
- CoffeeScript
- Python
- Lua
- TypeScript
- … literally every other programming language …
- … your imagination! ….
Damn, you have lots of time on your hands. Freaking cool projects 🔥. We yapping 🗣️
Your best video yet. Can't wait to see what are you going to do next !
Truly one of the languages of all time
Also known as a JavaScript centipede.
"constant variable" is an oxymoron
this bussin lang is bussin
I NEED YOU TO MAKE A GRIDDY AAH LOOPING EDIT OF RANDOM FUNCTIONS OR IDK AS A HOMESCREEN FOR GRIDDEH CODE
If u can make a step-by-step vid on how u made this, that would be very educational and helpful
!KOTLIN!
Okay what editor is that. It’s so beautiful
Check the video I've made before this, it's called GriddyCode
The future (of the web) is now old man 😎
can't believe facedev didn't make a face reveal. scandelous
You're underrated af
--"An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity, a physicist tries to make it simple, for an idiot anything the more complicated it is the more he will admire it, if you make something so clusterfucked he can't understand it he's gonna think you're a god cause you made it so complicated nobody can understand it. That's how they write journals in Academics, they try to make it so complicated people think you're a genius"--
What was the music in the start of the video?
3:47, okay this made me laugh so hard
4:45 I actually maybe agree with "otherwise". It reads better.
"if this then that else that"
"if this then that otherwise that".
Before 10 comments, so excited to watch
6:50 also Kotlin!
That doesn't make sense "dependent" variables don't depend on anything..
bro just built rust on top of js, im crying
BussingScript goes hard fr
The best function keyword is the return type. Any other option is simply wrong.
JS IS NOT TERRRIBLE!!! >:( ...Ignore parseInt....
The terrible thing about JS isn’t just the language. It’s the fact that it is used everywhere, not only the browser
@@theblckbirdhonestly for simple things its easier than most languages to do tests
+ discord bots, fk discordpy
parseInt is actually not that bad, as I stumbled on edge cases where it's a perfect fit
@@saiv46 Just how it does things is bad, but it is useful
@@saiv46Number() or a simple plus sign is way better and way more readable. Especially useful if you KNOW there's a chance you'll receive a float.
9:44 : what coding ACTUALLY looks like
You finally made JS have something in common with java
Bro says that the keyword 'function' to long but has code like this 'volatile mutable variable PI: Integer = 3.1415;'.
Awesome video. God help us xD
I actually want rust's match statement in js
Thumbnail: that is just kotlin
5:16 true false... NEIGTHER BOTH MAYBE TRUEISH AND FALSEISH DEPENDS AND COMPLICATED. OHHHH YEAH, LET HIM COOK!!
how did u not at least do 3.141592?
Fr
PI = 3.1451💀
DVD my brain has 🔥 /DVD
cool
I'm afraid the .yap extension is already taken
4:20 Why do you have output inside input bro? 💀
when lua
6:50 and kotlin ;)
Just put function()=>{} it will _definitely_ work
5:43
I mean, you could have used symbols but the chance it might cause bugs if the value is 0.0001 by accident makes it even better
Goodbye "[] == false", welcome "0.0001 == maybe"
Capucino 🌛🌜
Time to rewrite Bussin X in this
i think this is much simpler than python
Bussin.
Hope Megabool `depends` is added to js 😂👀✍
first message in the stream 💪
Now make doom with it.
I think this man likes rust not sure though
JavaScript dioxide
bro just do air
What os are you using i was like that looks like windows but an imposter...
Bussin OS when?
A language that transpiles to another is not a superset. Unless the language contains all allowed programs for the target language in its syntax, like Typescript.
not a superset but ok yap
this man has his own language, own editor, what's next, a OS? lol. great vid
Why limit to an OS when I can own the entire infrastructure of the internet? Slight spoiler :^), and glad you enjoyed the video!
PI = 3.14159
Not 3.1451
😭ligatures??? they're when glyphs morph together, eg fi removes the dot above the i ( fi vs fi ) [ZWS doesn't seem to stop the ligature on yt so the comparioson doesn;t work.]
It can always be worse
the ability to compile to js doesnt make it a superset
this ain't even a superset :skull:
L video, video includes js, unsub, disliked video, reported video.
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