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  • čas přidán 12. 04. 2024
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  • @hashtag9990
    @hashtag9990 Před 3 měsíci +235

    after watching this, I realized javascript isn't as bad as it *could've* been

    • @FaceDevStuff
      @FaceDevStuff  Před 3 měsíci +64

      JS if it was made in 20 days rather than 10

    • @rnts08
      @rnts08 Před 2 měsíci +2

      This is the future of Js dev.

    •  Před měsícem

      Fr​@@FaceDevStuff

  • @cablesalty
    @cablesalty Před 3 měsíci +133

    bro really put the "Type" in TypeScript

  • @jhonny6382
    @jhonny6382 Před 3 měsíci +108

    Can't wait to see prime reacting at this

    • @Deenko
      @Deenko Před 3 měsíci

      Hello Prime !!!

    • @PrivacyNProgramming
      @PrivacyNProgramming Před 2 měsíci +3

      finally someone who also watchs theprimeagen

    • @ivanmaznov2999
      @ivanmaznov2999 Před 2 měsíci

      Hi stream!!!

    • @intazoid
      @intazoid Před 2 měsíci

      That’ll be great!

    • @PrivacyNProgramming
      @PrivacyNProgramming Před 2 měsíci

      @ThatGuyJamal idk im just saying as a dev who isnt into rust, c, c++ or whatever, im mainly a C# programmer, so..
      (i dont know what my point is :/

  • @ayte1549
    @ayte1549 Před 3 měsíci +41

    5:13 imagine an if expression for a megabool, 'both' would run both the if and the *otherwise* cases, 'neither' would run neither, 'maybe' could run one or the other randomly and 'trueish' and 'falseish' their respective case but with a small chance of not running.

  • @reireireireireireireireirei
    @reireireireireireireireirei Před 2 měsíci +17

    Highest effort shitpost I've seen in a while, glorious.

  • @trwn87
    @trwn87 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Nice!
    Inspiration Recommendations:
    - CoffeeScript
    - Python
    - Lua
    - TypeScript
    - … literally every other programming language …
    - … your imagination! ….

  • @thedreamingtechie
    @thedreamingtechie Před 3 měsíci +15

    Damn, you have lots of time on your hands. Freaking cool projects 🔥. We yapping 🗣️

  • @goofyohioperson
    @goofyohioperson Před 3 měsíci +9

    Your best video yet. Can't wait to see what are you going to do next !

  • @zfutox7224
    @zfutox7224 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Truly one of the languages of all time

  • @robchr
    @robchr Před měsícem +1

    Also known as a JavaScript centipede.

  • @DylanMatthewTurner
    @DylanMatthewTurner Před 2 měsíci +2

    "constant variable" is an oxymoron

  • @adrianotech
    @adrianotech Před 3 měsíci +6

    this bussin lang is bussin

  • @Smallest_Man
    @Smallest_Man Před 2 měsíci +3

    I NEED YOU TO MAKE A GRIDDY AAH LOOPING EDIT OF RANDOM FUNCTIONS OR IDK AS A HOMESCREEN FOR GRIDDEH CODE

  • @ethanlal4517
    @ethanlal4517 Před 3 měsíci +2

    If u can make a step-by-step vid on how u made this, that would be very educational and helpful

  • @xmeo209
    @xmeo209 Před 3 měsíci +6

    !KOTLIN!

  • @kuchukboromdebbarma2117
    @kuchukboromdebbarma2117 Před měsícem +2

    Okay what editor is that. It’s so beautiful

    • @FaceDevStuff
      @FaceDevStuff  Před měsícem

      Check the video I've made before this, it's called GriddyCode

    • @sohigh7433
      @sohigh7433 Před měsícem

      The future (of the web) is now old man 😎

  • @xavvvvxd
    @xavvvvxd Před 3 měsíci +2

    can't believe facedev didn't make a face reveal. scandelous

  • @Reycko
    @Reycko Před 2 měsíci +1

    You're underrated af

  • @sierragutenberg
    @sierragutenberg Před měsícem +1

    --"An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity, a physicist tries to make it simple, for an idiot anything the more complicated it is the more he will admire it, if you make something so clusterfucked he can't understand it he's gonna think you're a god cause you made it so complicated nobody can understand it. That's how they write journals in Academics, they try to make it so complicated people think you're a genius"--

  • @novafurry
    @novafurry Před měsícem

    What was the music in the start of the video?

  • @crypto1886
    @crypto1886 Před 3 měsíci +2

    3:47, okay this made me laugh so hard

  • @rodrigoqteixeira
    @rodrigoqteixeira Před měsícem

    4:45 I actually maybe agree with "otherwise". It reads better.
    "if this then that else that"
    "if this then that otherwise that".

  • @Satgamer80d
    @Satgamer80d Před 3 měsíci

    Before 10 comments, so excited to watch

  • @stijndcl
    @stijndcl Před 3 měsíci +2

    6:50 also Kotlin!

  • @tutacat
    @tutacat Před měsícem +1

    That doesn't make sense "dependent" variables don't depend on anything..

  • @aaaaanh
    @aaaaanh Před měsícem

    bro just built rust on top of js, im crying

  • @BobChess
    @BobChess Před 3 měsíci

    BussingScript goes hard fr

  • @frenkie_music
    @frenkie_music Před měsícem

    The best function keyword is the return type. Any other option is simply wrong.

  • @user-jv6pz7lc1n
    @user-jv6pz7lc1n Před 3 měsíci +37

    JS IS NOT TERRRIBLE!!! >:( ...Ignore parseInt....

    • @theblckbird
      @theblckbird Před 2 měsíci +7

      The terrible thing about JS isn’t just the language. It’s the fact that it is used everywhere, not only the browser

    • @Ghosty920
      @Ghosty920 Před 2 měsíci +7

      ​@@theblckbirdhonestly for simple things its easier than most languages to do tests
      + discord bots, fk discordpy

    • @saiv46
      @saiv46 Před 2 měsíci +3

      parseInt is actually not that bad, as I stumbled on edge cases where it's a perfect fit

    • @user-jv6pz7lc1n
      @user-jv6pz7lc1n Před 2 měsíci

      @@saiv46 Just how it does things is bad, but it is useful

    • @sohigh7433
      @sohigh7433 Před měsícem

      ​@@saiv46Number() or a simple plus sign is way better and way more readable. Especially useful if you KNOW there's a chance you'll receive a float.

  • @virulent_
    @virulent_ Před měsícem

    9:44 : what coding ACTUALLY looks like

  • @kobalad1118
    @kobalad1118 Před 2 měsíci

    You finally made JS have something in common with java

  • @hypertizer
    @hypertizer Před měsícem +1

    Bro says that the keyword 'function' to long but has code like this 'volatile mutable variable PI: Integer = 3.1415;'.

  • @tylerlaceby
    @tylerlaceby Před 3 měsíci

    Awesome video. God help us xD

  • @AntiCheap
    @AntiCheap Před 2 měsíci

    I actually want rust's match statement in js

  • @JordanPlayz158
    @JordanPlayz158 Před 2 měsíci

    Thumbnail: that is just kotlin

  • @rodrigoqteixeira
    @rodrigoqteixeira Před měsícem

    5:16 true false... NEIGTHER BOTH MAYBE TRUEISH AND FALSEISH DEPENDS AND COMPLICATED. OHHHH YEAH, LET HIM COOK!!

  • @TheRealMangoDev
    @TheRealMangoDev Před 2 měsíci +2

    how did u not at least do 3.141592?

  • @Salahpikoop
    @Salahpikoop Před měsícem

    DVD my brain has 🔥 /DVD

  • @lyricvideos959
    @lyricvideos959 Před 2 měsíci

    cool

  • @amazedalloy
    @amazedalloy Před 2 měsíci

    I'm afraid the .yap extension is already taken

  • @rodrigoqteixeira
    @rodrigoqteixeira Před měsícem

    4:20 Why do you have output inside input bro? 💀

  • @LinguisticMirage
    @LinguisticMirage Před 2 měsíci

    when lua

  • @SIMULATAN
    @SIMULATAN Před 2 měsíci

    6:50 and kotlin ;)

  • @tutacat
    @tutacat Před měsícem

    Just put function()=>{} it will _definitely_ work

  • @romzamir
    @romzamir Před 2 měsíci

    5:43
    I mean, you could have used symbols but the chance it might cause bugs if the value is 0.0001 by accident makes it even better

    • @FaceDevStuff
      @FaceDevStuff  Před 2 měsíci

      Goodbye "[] == false", welcome "0.0001 == maybe"

  • @toleawhyte1244
    @toleawhyte1244 Před 2 měsíci

    Capucino 🌛🌜

  • @jpsenak
    @jpsenak Před 3 měsíci

    Time to rewrite Bussin X in this

  • @thisisaplaceholdernamedont6980

    i think this is much simpler than python

  • @sirf3rret
    @sirf3rret Před 3 měsíci

    Bussin.

  • @nazarshvets7501
    @nazarshvets7501 Před 3 měsíci

    Hope Megabool `depends` is added to js 😂👀✍

  • @sequelz
    @sequelz Před 3 měsíci

    first message in the stream 💪

  • @haxenFilp
    @haxenFilp Před měsícem

    Now make doom with it.

  • @RoboTheMaster
    @RoboTheMaster Před 3 měsíci

    I think this man likes rust not sure though

  • @angelcaru
    @angelcaru Před 2 měsíci +1

    JavaScript dioxide

  • @kroge4243
    @kroge4243 Před 14 dny

    bro just do air

  • @ImSuchAZero
    @ImSuchAZero Před 2 měsíci

    What os are you using i was like that looks like windows but an imposter...

  • @TheP1geon
    @TheP1geon Před 2 měsíci

    Bussin OS when?

  • @williamragstad
    @williamragstad Před 2 měsíci

    A language that transpiles to another is not a superset. Unless the language contains all allowed programs for the target language in its syntax, like Typescript.

  • @vaap
    @vaap Před 2 měsíci +2

    not a superset but ok yap

  • @Itsneil17
    @Itsneil17 Před 2 měsíci +1

    this man has his own language, own editor, what's next, a OS? lol. great vid

    • @FaceDevStuff
      @FaceDevStuff  Před 2 měsíci

      Why limit to an OS when I can own the entire infrastructure of the internet? Slight spoiler :^), and glad you enjoyed the video!

  • @MinhazurSarker
    @MinhazurSarker Před měsícem

    PI = 3.14159
    Not 3.1451

  • @ZephyrysBaum
    @ZephyrysBaum Před 3 měsíci

    😭ligatures??? they're when glyphs morph together, eg fi removes the dot above the i ( fi vs f​i ) [ZWS doesn't seem to stop the ligature on yt so the comparioson doesn;t work.]

  • @TannerJ07
    @TannerJ07 Před 2 měsíci +1

    It can always be worse

  • @2547techno
    @2547techno Před 2 měsíci +2

    the ability to compile to js doesnt make it a superset

  • @ShowierData9978
    @ShowierData9978 Před 2 měsíci +1

    this ain't even a superset :skull:

  • @bIowi
    @bIowi Před 29 dny +2

    L video, video includes js, unsub, disliked video, reported video.

  • @foxxo-dev
    @foxxo-dev Před 3 měsíci +1

    First!

  • @user-ib7up2ow4o
    @user-ib7up2ow4o Před 3 měsíci

    Second

  • @fartplayer69
    @fartplayer69 Před 3 měsíci

    face, face, face you silly boy