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[M4A] Kaeya Takes Care of Your Jealous Feelings [Genshin Impact Kaeya NSFW(?) ASMR]
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 9. 10. 2021
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Like, if you were on the fence about getting Patreon.. This is literally I think one of the best ones I have ever done.. That.. That stuff SPICY. đł
I am extremely proud of this one, especially the full Patreon version. If you were ever on the fence about it, now is the time to get it I'd say! this one turned out amazing 𧥠Thank you all so much for your support!
Always !!!
I wish I could get patreon but u know broke gang
@@Amina02 Like međ„Č
@@soulixx. same bruh
I'm sorry Sir but I can't- I'm broke-
I'm just imagining Kaeya talking to a wine bottle...
NOT THIS đđ
LMAOOO I WISH I COULD SAVE THIS I CACKLED SO HARD
STOPPPP
BYEE
BAHAAH
Kaeya: *saying spicy stuff*
me: I sleep
Kaeya: *calls me darling*
me: *literally tearing up* REAL SHIT???
Ong thoughđđ
LMFAOOOO
đ
IM TEARING UP TOO IG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE LIKE REAL SHITTTTT đđ
Ayo timestamp?
Me: "Ugh I hate being called kitten."
Kaeya: "Come here kitten."
Me: "I'll allow it..."
BEIDOU??!!
Kitten is my genshin username đ
literally tho. Nothing that kaeya could say would give me the ick ever
@@Teakettlez baedouđ„Ž
â@@starchildvampz men /women i allow to call me kitten: all the people i simp forâ€â€â€
me: i need sleep
kaeya: kitty~
me: SLEEP CAN WAIT
HE EVEN CALLED HIM SELF DADDY đ
@@pinkpuppyreal4153 IKR I LEGIT SQUEALED-
I found my kinsmen I had the same response when I heard that line
@weeb_ _edits 3:17
I felt personally attacked by Kaeya calling me so I SHOOOOKK
Everytime you call your partner âmommyâ or âdaddyâ, the ghost of sigmund freud gets stronger. We cannot allow this.
this was the single most terrifying thing I've ever read in my life
@@spindless you should be afraid
I hope you're aware that this is the funniest comment in this entire comment section
IM DEAD AHAHAHHSHSGDH
Donât forget Charles Darwin. We definitely donât want him to get stronger either.
Kaeya: Now come here...
Me: What's the magic words?
Kaeya: Come to daddy~
(Pauses video)
Me: *SHEEEEEESH-*
Edit: My sister came in playing "Careless Whisper"I swear I'm laughing so hard
LMAO-
BAHAHAHA
That's the best thing I read all day
LMAO
SHE READ YOU PLEASE DJNGJEG
The âKitty, Kittyâ ALWAYS GETS ME-
I wasnât here-
@@vixenvoo gorou.......
Gorou whachu doin' here? :))))))
@@charlie_6644 Listen, uhh, listen- I.. I got nothing-
general gorou???
Me: I am a piest woman, no one can stray me from the path of God-
Kaeya: "Come to daddy~" "Kitten~" "Kitty~"
**brat influences kick in**
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Hahaha đ€Ł
ah yes,
âšpiestâš
but still- this comment got me cackling even tho â
I will be a discord kitten for kaeya
STOP, OH GOD đ
PLS WHEN HE SAID âcome to daddyâ MY EYES WIDENED- HAHA ANYWAYS LIVING FOR THIS KAEYA AUDIO đŒ
LMAO SAME HERE đ
@@lunie4176 LIKE IT WAS SO UNEXPECTED đ
dude RIGHT I nearly fell out of my goddamn chair like come on dude thats so not fair đ©
SAME HERE
@@chargeboltz IT WAS đ
I LITERALLY JUST ASKED MYSELF âwhat ifâŠanother kaeya audioâŠâ HOLY SHIT-
Kaeya Calling himself daddy should be Illegal, It is too superior
Then we're all criminals
LITERALLY
đ©
@@tartaglia5824 get back to Liyue.
@@Gangaroki make me đ
kaeya: *literally complimenting our body like no tomorrow *
SELF HATE RATES DROP TO 0% AFTER THIS KAEYA AUDIO
Ahh the truth
Kaeya: âpleaseâŠcome hereâ
Me: âhuh whyâ
Kaeya: âi wanna feel you~â
Me: âAYO WHAT-â
AYOO
đł
I died at that part :,D
CUT THE CAMERAS đ·đ„
what minute?
My dad began playing Genshin. When he met Kaeya, I just began shit talking about him. And my dad was like "You really like that guy"
So
a) he saw my search history, and my watchlist.
b) he thinks in a Tsundere.
đđž
Iâm so glad Iâm not the only one with parents playing genshin, my mum and dad play it and my dads work mate who is my best friends dad plays it aswell Iâm friends with all 3 of them
Wait- My dad also began playing Genshin not to long ago
my mom saw my search history. and my watch history,
Iâm jealous your family likes you.
I canât get my family to play Genshin with me but Iâm soooo close to getting my brother too
" here kitty kitty "
What's.. đ§ââïž happening.. đ§ââïž To me... đ
LOL
@Arachnid iruma It's judging us for watching this haha
đ±
LOVE THAT
For me I acted like a normal cat would and just go: ?!.. and look at whoever said it,. Ive done it before and hated it since my sister teased me about it and here I am doing the same thing with a Kaeya audio TvT
Okay but like-
That Kaeya impression is âšchefâs kissâš
âšYESâš
The 2 dislikes are Diluc and his alt account
yes
+1 alt
He has now 9 alt's-
@@user-en1dk3nr6n Diluc has a lot of time
@@falinswife yup
Kaeya: Here kitty kitty~
Me: *I am ready to die happy*
replay button looks cute today..
Ikr-
@@still__a_freak ayo mammon đ€šđž
đż
@@2Real4Dottz BAALđšđš
@@chillypepper6554 đ
Me: "Oh it won't be that bad if i listen to a Kaeya audio"
Kaeya: "Come to *Daddy* "
Me: /chokes on oxygen and dies/
BrUh THAT LITERALLY HAPPENED
I chocked on water. :âD
@@Y0u7m0m definitely happened, im speaking from beyond the grave đ
@@boi1der21 LMAO
pillow looks like a good screaming device
âSuch cute little wimpers..will turn into screams soon enoughâ IWAS WHEEZING SO HARD AND TEARING UP,BLUSHING LIKE HELL EVERYTHING
A Y O-
AYO WE NEED TIMESTAMP
@@euphorimocha 11:48 ^^
@@asraplscomehome864 GOD BLESS YO HEART
Right as I read that he said it.đł
"Come to daddy"
Me not looking where I was going: *casually has a nosebleed and falls down the stairs*
pov: mari omori
Me: Finally stops shivering
Kaeya: Kitten~
Me: *Intense shivering again*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAH
8:46 âyou like how big it isâ
My face before hearing that: đ
After: đł
Me af istg đâ
Lmao mood
The "a a-ah" just made my day âš
SAME I THOUGHT NOBODY WAS GONNA TALK ABOUT IT
The little laugh at the beggining just added 5 more years to my life span.
Plsđ the power Vulpine holds to create such amazing audios are just awesomeđâ€
Kaeya: Kitty~-/kitten~
Me: Iâm a dog person
@weeb_ _editsâŠ.you never saw me here
MY LONG LOST TWIN
@@baalsimp.2536 THERES ANOTHER ONE? Thatâs it Iâm getting Yae
@@valentine_cupid5820 GIVE ME MY SARA
IâM CRYING
"Such cute little whimpers....they'll turn to screams soon enough"
That is kinda susđ€šđž
I literally screamed at that
Alright, someone give me one line from the full version.
Edit: Just one please, I'm broke and desperate. đ„”
" come to daddy. "
* ME JUST AGGRESSIVELY COUGHING. *
Jokes aside I've been very sick lately but your asmrs make my day thank you!
Get well soon
My jaw dropped at that part ill tell you
Ahem time stamp?
Kaeya calling himself "daddy" is something I never thought I'd need đ
Thanks for this amazing audio, Vulpine!! đđ„
"Its kinda hard to hide since its so big"
Me:blushing like crazy
SAME BESTIE đ
Wait which minute is this
@@themidnightgamer8078 around 8:18
ITS WHAT
đ€šđž
Damn I should really sleep I've got school and-
Kaeya Asmr: Heyy
Sleep what's that? Lemme go get my headphones đ€ž
Seeing stuff like this throws me off alot because today for me this was posted on Thanksgiving which is in October in Canada and it's a long weekend so no school-
@@mayawhitten-desroches9800 ayo same happy thanks giving dude
THE EMOJI IS SENDING ME đ
i think this is my punishment for saying "iâll build kaeya today" but i never built him and heâs still level 20 đ
*looks at my very first friendship 10 currently level 80 Kaeya* :D
You got this! Believe in you!
Kaeya: My main since the beginning, lvl 90, first lvl 10 friendship I made
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AAAAAAA đđđ»
Mines lvl70 but im too tired to farm his artifacts
I have main him since the start đâ
My kaeya does 12k atk at lvl 50 đ
Please every time he says "Kitty kitty" I just melt đ
Edit: DID HE JUST SAY DADDY-
Yes, he did đł
On god
@@domtorreto9031 D...DOM TORRETO???!!?!?!?
@@thesillie1 ME-MELLIE??âŠ
@@domtorreto9031 nothing is more important than family;;
Kaeya: here kitty, kitty~
Me: Lord Barbatos, help me
actually itâs banadryl đĄđĄ
@@cyerk no it's belatores
@@msicheved actually itâs diabetes
@@kittyfairy89 no it's drunkbard
@@aestheticrose006 no it's actually Barbietoes
*carefully lays on the floor and dies with happiness*
You and me both đ
The accuracy of this đ
Mood tho đ
Kaeya: Come to daddy
Me: I am a grown adult I'll have you kno----Oh look, I'm now a pouting, embarrassed puddle on the floor because my knees forgot how to function. Please come get me.
LMAOAOAOAOA-
felt this
LMFAO I CANNOT WITH THIS COMMENT BYE đđđđđ
LMAOAHAHAHA
I just squeaked very loud bc I'm a living squeaky toy- WAIT NO THAT SOUNDED WRONG-
AS A KAEYA MAIN THIS IS ALL I NEED IN LIFE đźâđš
Oml yas đ
Me like you Hahahah i love Itđđ
BRO FRđ€
Same!!
KAEYA MAINS ASSEMBLE
I'm literally obsessed with your kaeya audios sm
ok but- his Kaeya voice gives me chills- I love it-
Kaeya: âletâs abandon all our responsibilitiesâ
Me: SIR I HAVE A MAJOR TO PASS đ
BAHA-
not anymore
majors can wait
@@chuuluvss OH HEYYYYYYYY
@@oliverispissed hey traveler đ
Howâd u know we needed this Vulpine? Are u a mind reader? Thank u for this. Really ur audios help me and Iâm sure a whole lot of ppl when we have stressful days so thank u again ^_^
I hope you get better and please don't get stressed over things that are not worth it! Love ya
@@not_your_baran sorry the late reply but thank u so much for ur kind words ^_^
Clicked SO FAST đđ
BUTTERFLIES LITERAL BUTTERFLIES THANK YOU FOR THE MEAL AAAAHAHHđŠđ©
Kaeya: âCome to daddy~â
Me: *sprints* âIâm coming Kaeya!!!!!â
THE ACCURACY ON THIS
đ€šđž
@@_.Cleo._121 đ€šđž I can do it too
8:20 u should've seen my face đđ
made the mistake of not wearing earphones and the vid had to start with âAh~â đ (thanks as always, vulpine!)
I am not a Kaeya simp, but I adore this â€ïžâ€ïž
"Come to daddy~"
"Nope, I call my father that--"
"Come to Kaeya~"
"Okay that's better."
really nice work!
I call my father that, too
BUT for Kaeya, I MAKE EXCEPTION
(And Diluc- 100% Diluc)
â@@JeMiyah_was_here. and xio:D
I'M HERE HIIII
Kaeya: Kitten...
Me: oh.. Yeas, the floor it's made out of floor...
Kaeya: Come to daddy..
Me: GIGGITY
ONYSNSIXUS HE LIKED MY COMMENT- H I
HELP NO
LMFAO đ
Yall need Jesus
@@CrowStargirl I know
you called yourself daddy? i'll get the metaphorical shovel.
AHAHAHA
This added about 20 years to my life span.
Me: No, I won't give you the pleasure of-
Kaeya: Come to daddy
*Daddy issues starts playing at the background*
BAHAHAHA
I kin this comment đđ
hey give me back my innocence
THATS ME AYY
@@vanschalkwykoliver3482 same =w=
- Come to daddy.
/pauses video to take a deep breath/
alrightt I think Im ready lets go on.
- Come to Kaeya.
*INTERNAL SCREAMING THROUGH THE WHOLE UNIVERSE*
I WASNT READY I WASNT FUCKING READY.
2:18 - 2:30 HAD ME SPEECHLESS
5:24 Sent me to heaven
9:24 OMG IM DEAD
9:48 ........ Kaeya đ
11:13 I have nothing to say but my ears are blessed
11:48 Holy- omgggggg
3:17 dude
omg yes..
@@miata.mellii klee...stop
@@miata.mellii okay klee, thats enough internet for today :)
@@hutao2233 Hu tao?wtfâŠ
Kaeya: itâs kinda hard to hide when it so big
Me: OOOOOH YEAAAAAAH
(Thank you vulpine for blessing us with this video)
Dain? what are you doing here?
@@1agirls228? What are YOU doing here?
thats what she said đđ§
Dain?? :0
Welp, look like the Dain x Kaeya ship has set sail đą
Kaeya: i wanna feel you
Me: I want it alllll~ đ„łđ€đ€đ”
đ
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
my overdue psychology presentation can wait âșïž
âCome to daddyâ me: *pauses the video* starts dying of laughter
HELP WHY ARE THE CAPTIONS SPANISH
Thats me FR
@@V1llian. OMFG IM CRYING THE SUBTITLES ARE SPANISH FOR SOME REASON đđđ
I THOUGHT IT JUST ME WHO THOUGHT IT SOUNDED CORNILY FUNNY đ
There goes that flirty knight again! đžđ
This mans really said â I wanna feel you â đđđđ help please đâđœ
Iâm aggressively barking and frothing
"Kitty kitty~" "Come to Daddy" "Darling"
ALL THESE MADE ME HIDE DEEPER INTO MY BLANKET JUST TO TRY TO STOP MYSELF FROM SCREAMING HELP--
My brain was like "hmm I wonder if he'll post any kaeya related content" đ you have exceeded my expectations HOW DID YOU READ MY MIND
OMG itâs you I love ur videos they had me dying at 3am
@@Amina02 My goodness! Hello there! I am glad you like them
"I wanna taste you~"
*cutely searches how to breath*
Kaeya: Come to daddy~
me: i- *scream* holy shit đ©đ©he said the word
also me: purr~ bark bark arf arf
You need the whole Forest.. đš
Forget abt the forest, they need the dendro archon
@@urmom-xz2vr *Agreed*
@@urmom-xz2vr Even theyâre not enough.
@@Angelic_Nene I feel like people are gonna simp for her as well đ
8:04 THSI PART??? did you steal this from the kaeya voice-lines? *taps foot*
THE OH~ AHHH IM GOING TO CRYYY O WISH HE WAS REAL
kaeya: âu like how big it isâ
me, who hasnât paid attention for a minute: â *minecraft villager noises* â
AYO
What if there will be an opposite version... With us taking care of Kaeyas jealous feelings... I'm just saying like đïžđïž
Tho. Thank you so much for your work I sleep very well last night U-U
Ayo you might be onto something there with that đ
This is a good idea for a oneshotâŠ
i am a simple person. i see vulpine uploaded a kaeya audio, i click
OH MY GOSHH YESS I LOVE KAEYA SO MUCH I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I GOT THIS NOTIFICATION I NEED TO LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW!
Getting a job for food/other things : đ
Getting a job to pay for this mans patreon : đ”đ
Those Darling bits killed me
forgot how praisey and wholesome this one kinda is and striaght up almost cried đđ
Kaeya: Kitty, kitty ~
Me: Actually, Iâm not into that, sorryâŠ
Kaeya: Come to Da-
Also Me: okAy T ^ T just a moment, iâm comin!
Edit: Your Kaeya audios are out of this world, thank you very much.
I literally fucking screamed when he said âHere, kitty kitty~â!
Your Kaeya impression is so good!!! It sounds just like him!!!
Also the video was just âš chef's kiss âš
Thank you for this đđ
this motivated me to finish my last midterm more seriously, thank you:)
I came as fast as possible.đđđđ WHY NOW THO VULPINE WHY. ITS CLASSTIME I CANT RNđđ
Yo I was just thinking if you were gonna upload today or not
Thank you for this â€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïž
Also- MY GOD THAT CHUCKLE đ
3:17 AYO KEAYA WATCH YOUR SELF
Fr
Me: *Listen to this and right after going to school*
My bestie: why are you smiling?
Me: i listened to something (i already knew that i will have great day after that)
"here Kitty-kitty."
I'm *crying*
The fact that I main kaeya đ
I have officially been melted down into a puddle. This is excellent stress relief. I am so glad to have started listening to these. â€
Idc being 3 months late but.. STRESS RELIEF? BRO THE FIRST TIME I LISTENED TO THIS I WAS DYING IN MY ROOM AND I COULDNT STOP THINKING ABT IT AT SCHOOL
BRO HE'S VOICE MAKE ME BLUSHING SO HARD...
*NOSE BLEEDING*
FR THO
when the kayea is sus
*Amogus sounds playing*
AMOG US
Kaeya: saying spicy stuff
Me: dying of laughter reading the comments
OH MY GOD YOUR KAEYA VOICE IS SO YPWLYALYSKTS4JW
AKASHI WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
@@tofuuusss đđđ
Not kaeya turning into a discord modđ
I'M BEGGING FOR MORE CHILDE ASMR
YES PLS
What a beautiful start for my day
You never fail to make me smile :â)
I didnât realize how hard I was squeezing my legs together until the end âșïžđ such a great audio! Vulpine Kaeya is so saucy đ
Woow... I have no words to describe how good is it. I love it. I need it.
HOW DID I MISS THIS I SWEAR IT MAKES MY HEART GO BRRRRR WHEN HE SAYS âkitty~â LIKE DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN
Vulpine's living being is true blessing
YES NEW KAEYA AUDIO
Kaeya: flirts with listner
Klee: (comes running in) uncle Kaeya guess what
oh ummmmmmmm klee's gonna go now he he he he he
Edit:omg I got likes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
can you maybe make a sleep aid video for kaeya next? :O
yesss