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[M4A] Kaeya Takes Care of Your Jealous Feelings [Genshin Impact Kaeya NSFW(?) ASMR]

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  • čas pƙidĂĄn 9. 10. 2021
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  • @VulpineVoice
    @VulpineVoice  Pƙed 2 lety +751

    I am extremely proud of this one, especially the full Patreon version. If you were ever on the fence about it, now is the time to get it I'd say! this one turned out amazing 🧡 Thank you all so much for your support!

    • @soulixx.
      @soulixx. Pƙed 2 lety +13

      Always !!!

    • @Amina02
      @Amina02 Pƙed 2 lety +56

      I wish I could get patreon but u know broke gang

    • @soulixx.
      @soulixx. Pƙed 2 lety +7

      @@Amina02 Like međŸ„Č

    • @expiredmayoteeth5615
      @expiredmayoteeth5615 Pƙed 2 lety +11

      @@soulixx. same bruh

    • @empathy6717
      @empathy6717 Pƙed 2 lety +21

      I'm sorry Sir but I can't- I'm broke-

  • @Arianath.2806
    @Arianath.2806 Pƙed 2 lety +2826

    I'm just imagining Kaeya talking to a wine bottle...

  • @smilesedgeworth7143
    @smilesedgeworth7143 Pƙed 2 lety +2197

    Kaeya: *saying spicy stuff*
    me: I sleep
    Kaeya: *calls me darling*
    me: *literally tearing up* REAL SHIT???

  • @-Beidou-
    @-Beidou- Pƙed rokem +440

    Me: "Ugh I hate being called kitten."
    Kaeya: "Come here kitten."
    Me: "I'll allow it..."

    • @Teakettlez
      @Teakettlez Pƙed rokem +18

      BEIDOU??!!

    • @rotting.cadaver
      @rotting.cadaver Pƙed rokem +11

      Kitten is my genshin username 😭

    • @starchildvampz
      @starchildvampz Pƙed rokem +9

      literally tho. Nothing that kaeya could say would give me the ick ever

    • @sienna2446
      @sienna2446 Pƙed rokem +1

      @@Teakettlez baedouđŸ„Ž

    • @alexandraroland9828
      @alexandraroland9828 Pƙed rokem

      ​@@starchildvampz men /women i allow to call me kitten: all the people i simp for❀❀❀

  • @emisswag2799
    @emisswag2799 Pƙed 2 lety +2394

    me: i need sleep
    kaeya: kitty~
    me: SLEEP CAN WAIT

    • @pinkpuppyreal4153
      @pinkpuppyreal4153 Pƙed 2 lety +148

      HE EVEN CALLED HIM SELF DADDY 😭

    • @emisswag2799
      @emisswag2799 Pƙed 2 lety +74

      @@pinkpuppyreal4153 IKR I LEGIT SQUEALED-

    • @Hikari156
      @Hikari156 Pƙed 2 lety +31

      I found my kinsmen I had the same response when I heard that line

    • @pinkpuppyreal4153
      @pinkpuppyreal4153 Pƙed 2 lety +19

      @weeb_ _edits 3:17

    • @Amina02
      @Amina02 Pƙed 2 lety +19

      I felt personally attacked by Kaeya calling me so I SHOOOOKK

  • @sophiaperez1090
    @sophiaperez1090 Pƙed 2 lety +1373

    Everytime you call your partner “mommy” or “daddy”, the ghost of sigmund freud gets stronger. We cannot allow this.

    • @spindless
      @spindless Pƙed 2 lety +162

      this was the single most terrifying thing I've ever read in my life

    • @sophiaperez1090
      @sophiaperez1090 Pƙed 2 lety +79

      @@spindless you should be afraid

    • @breaddancing9007
      @breaddancing9007 Pƙed 2 lety +109

      I hope you're aware that this is the funniest comment in this entire comment section

    • @mars4894
      @mars4894 Pƙed 2 lety +39

      IM DEAD AHAHAHHSHSGDH

    • @IAmNotDiluc
      @IAmNotDiluc Pƙed 2 lety +46

      Don’t forget Charles Darwin. We definitely don’t want him to get stronger either.

  • @i_am_sketchy
    @i_am_sketchy Pƙed 2 lety +1937

    Kaeya: Now come here...
    Me: What's the magic words?
    Kaeya: Come to daddy~
    (Pauses video)
    Me: *SHEEEEEESH-*
    Edit: My sister came in playing "Careless Whisper"I swear I'm laughing so hard

  • @vixenvoo
    @vixenvoo Pƙed 2 lety +1259

    The “Kitty, Kitty” ALWAYS GETS ME-

    • @vixenvoo
      @vixenvoo Pƙed 2 lety +25

      I wasn’t here-

    • @someone-zp4ji
      @someone-zp4ji Pƙed 2 lety +12

      @@vixenvoo gorou.......

    • @charlie_6644
      @charlie_6644 Pƙed 2 lety +13

      Gorou whachu doin' here? :))))))

    • @vixenvoo
      @vixenvoo Pƙed 2 lety +8

      @@charlie_6644 Listen, uhh, listen- I.. I got nothing-

    • @luvqshade8007
      @luvqshade8007 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      general gorou???

  • @Random-lo2eq
    @Random-lo2eq Pƙed 2 lety +1061

    Me: I am a piest woman, no one can stray me from the path of God-
    Kaeya: "Come to daddy~" "Kitten~" "Kitty~"
    **brat influences kick in**

    • @_.Cleo._121
      @_.Cleo._121 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

    • @milknhxney
      @milknhxney Pƙed 2 lety +4

      Hahaha đŸ€Ł

    • @_--Someone--_
      @_--Someone--_ Pƙed 2 lety +10

      ah yes,
      ✹piest✹
      but still- this comment got me cackling even tho ✋

    • @skeIliemaan.j
      @skeIliemaan.j Pƙed rokem +8

      I will be a discord kitten for kaeya

    • @kaeyamylove
      @kaeyamylove Pƙed rokem +3

      STOP, OH GOD 💀

  • @chargeboltz
    @chargeboltz Pƙed 2 lety +614

    PLS WHEN HE SAID “come to daddy” MY EYES WIDENED- HAHA ANYWAYS LIVING FOR THIS KAEYA AUDIO đŸ˜Œ

    • @lunie4176
      @lunie4176 Pƙed 2 lety +14

      LMAO SAME HERE 😭

    • @chargeboltz
      @chargeboltz Pƙed 2 lety +14

      @@lunie4176 LIKE IT WAS SO UNEXPECTED 😭

    • @JessieJay7
      @JessieJay7 Pƙed 2 lety +17

      dude RIGHT I nearly fell out of my goddamn chair like come on dude thats so not fair đŸ˜©

    • @Koconuut
      @Koconuut Pƙed 2 lety +7

      SAME HERE

    • @lunie4176
      @lunie4176 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      @@chargeboltz IT WAS 💀

  • @Gojoyohoho
    @Gojoyohoho Pƙed 2 lety +490

    I LITERALLY JUST ASKED MYSELF “what if
another kaeya audio
” HOLY SHIT-

  • @missxumiii4290
    @missxumiii4290 Pƙed 2 lety +791

    Kaeya Calling himself daddy should be Illegal, It is too superior

  • @chuuluvss
    @chuuluvss Pƙed 2 lety +338

    kaeya: *literally complimenting our body like no tomorrow *
    SELF HATE RATES DROP TO 0% AFTER THIS KAEYA AUDIO

  • @expiredcinnamon8543
    @expiredcinnamon8543 Pƙed 2 lety +382

    Kaeya: “please
come here”
    Me: “huh why”
    Kaeya: “i wanna feel you~”
    Me: “AYO WHAT-“

  • @EmuOtoriInAMountain
    @EmuOtoriInAMountain Pƙed 2 lety +684

    My dad began playing Genshin. When he met Kaeya, I just began shit talking about him. And my dad was like "You really like that guy"
    So
    a) he saw my search history, and my watchlist.
    b) he thinks in a Tsundere.
    🙁📾

    • @safron8284
      @safron8284 Pƙed 2 lety +62

      I’m so glad I’m not the only one with parents playing genshin, my mum and dad play it and my dads work mate who is my best friends dad plays it aswell I’m friends with all 3 of them

    • @eztecs
      @eztecs Pƙed 2 lety +21

      Wait- My dad also began playing Genshin not to long ago

    • @XINARC
      @XINARC Pƙed 2 lety +21

      my mom saw my search history. and my watch history,

    • @XINARC
      @XINARC Pƙed 2 lety +34

      I’m jealous your family likes you.

    • @POWPOW_JIINXED19
      @POWPOW_JIINXED19 Pƙed 2 lety +16

      I can’t get my family to play Genshin with me but I’m soooo close to getting my brother too

  • @frenchadaptusxiao1634
    @frenchadaptusxiao1634 Pƙed 2 lety +374

    " here kitty kitty "
    What's.. đŸ§â€â™€ïž happening.. đŸ§Žâ€â™€ïž To me... 🐈

    • @astrovv_yyy
      @astrovv_yyy Pƙed 2 lety +11

      LOL

    • @ShxtteredMxmories
      @ShxtteredMxmories Pƙed rokem +7

      @Arachnid iruma It's judging us for watching this haha

    • @skeIliemaan.j
      @skeIliemaan.j Pƙed rokem +4

      đŸ±

    • @JeMiyah_was_here.
      @JeMiyah_was_here. Pƙed rokem +1

      LOVE THAT

    • @TopazOurpack
      @TopazOurpack Pƙed 9 měsĂ­ci

      For me I acted like a normal cat would and just go: ?!.. and look at whoever said it,. Ive done it before and hated it since my sister teased me about it and here I am doing the same thing with a Kaeya audio TvT

  • @lattexoxo-v7w
    @lattexoxo-v7w Pƙed 2 lety +250

    Okay but like-
    That Kaeya impression is ✹chef’s kiss✹

  • @falinswife
    @falinswife Pƙed 2 lety +308

    The 2 dislikes are Diluc and his alt account

  • @Sinc3r3ly
    @Sinc3r3ly Pƙed 2 lety +254

    Kaeya: Here kitty kitty~
    Me: *I am ready to die happy*

  • @yolotimerly
    @yolotimerly Pƙed 2 lety +1038

    replay button looks cute today..

  • @boi1der21
    @boi1der21 Pƙed 2 lety +660

    Me: "Oh it won't be that bad if i listen to a Kaeya audio"
    Kaeya: "Come to *Daddy* "
    Me: /chokes on oxygen and dies/

    • @Y0u7m0m
      @Y0u7m0m Pƙed 2 lety +18

      BrUh THAT LITERALLY HAPPENED

    • @keitsukishima7586
      @keitsukishima7586 Pƙed 2 lety +8

      I chocked on water. :’D

    • @boi1der21
      @boi1der21 Pƙed 2 lety +9

      @@Y0u7m0m definitely happened, im speaking from beyond the grave 💀

    • @Y0u7m0m
      @Y0u7m0m Pƙed 2 lety +4

      @@boi1der21 LMAO

    • @chuuluvss
      @chuuluvss Pƙed 2 lety +9

      pillow looks like a good screaming device

  • @annahoang5127
    @annahoang5127 Pƙed 2 lety +120

    „Such cute little wimpers..will turn into screams soon enough“ IWAS WHEEZING SO HARD AND TEARING UP,BLUSHING LIKE HELL EVERYTHING

  • @zemaralucious
    @zemaralucious Pƙed 2 lety +159

    "Come to daddy"
    Me not looking where I was going: *casually has a nosebleed and falls down the stairs*

  • @tree_froggi8910
    @tree_froggi8910 Pƙed 2 lety +87

    Me: Finally stops shivering
    Kaeya: Kitten~
    Me: *Intense shivering again*

  • @your_average.antisocial
    @your_average.antisocial Pƙed 2 lety +124

    8:46 “you like how big it is”
    My face before hearing that: 😐
    After: 😳

  • @arisuxavier6153
    @arisuxavier6153 Pƙed 2 lety +86

    The "a a-ah" just made my day ✹

    • @isabellaa455
      @isabellaa455 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      SAME I THOUGHT NOBODY WAS GONNA TALK ABOUT IT

  • @midorimasluckyitem6285
    @midorimasluckyitem6285 Pƙed 2 lety +354

    The little laugh at the beggining just added 5 more years to my life span.
    Pls😭 the power Vulpine holds to create such amazing audios are just awesomeđŸ˜­â€

  • @valentine_cupid5820
    @valentine_cupid5820 Pƙed 2 lety +346

    Kaeya: Kitty~-/kitten~
    Me: I’m a dog person

  • @user-kt7vg7wv8k
    @user-kt7vg7wv8k Pƙed 2 lety +141

    "Such cute little whimpers....they'll turn to screams soon enough"

    • @Sharky295
      @Sharky295 Pƙed rokem +13

      That is kinda susđŸ€šđŸ“ž

    • @mmmm-lg2mj
      @mmmm-lg2mj Pƙed rokem +4

      I literally screamed at that

    • @mackenziegivens6061
      @mackenziegivens6061 Pƙed rokem +1

      Alright, someone give me one line from the full version.
      Edit: Just one please, I'm broke and desperate. đŸ„”

  • @the-wc7xk
    @the-wc7xk Pƙed 2 lety +595

    " come to daddy. "
    * ME JUST AGGRESSIVELY COUGHING. *
    Jokes aside I've been very sick lately but your asmrs make my day thank you!

  • @prisasfiaanabela953
    @prisasfiaanabela953 Pƙed 2 lety +223

    Kaeya calling himself "daddy" is something I never thought I'd need 🛐
    Thanks for this amazing audio, Vulpine!! đŸ’–đŸ’„

  • @darkhumory490
    @darkhumory490 Pƙed 2 lety +140

    "Its kinda hard to hide since its so big"
    Me:blushing like crazy

  • @izzie4762
    @izzie4762 Pƙed 2 lety +298

    Damn I should really sleep I've got school and-
    Kaeya Asmr: Heyy
    Sleep what's that? Lemme go get my headphones đŸ€ž

    • @mayawhitten-desroches9800
      @mayawhitten-desroches9800 Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Seeing stuff like this throws me off alot because today for me this was posted on Thanksgiving which is in October in Canada and it's a long weekend so no school-

    • @lux3185
      @lux3185 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@mayawhitten-desroches9800 ayo same happy thanks giving dude

    • @kittyfairy89
      @kittyfairy89 Pƙed 2 lety +9

      THE EMOJI IS SENDING ME 🌞

  • @asmodayy
    @asmodayy Pƙed 2 lety +408

    i think this is my punishment for saying "i’ll build kaeya today" but i never built him and he’s still level 20 😭

    • @StarJune951106
      @StarJune951106 Pƙed 2 lety +32

      *looks at my very first friendship 10 currently level 80 Kaeya* :D
      You got this! Believe in you!

    • @alexamitsuri2713
      @alexamitsuri2713 Pƙed 2 lety +25

      Kaeya: My main since the beginning, lvl 90, first lvl 10 friendship I made
      I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AAAAAAA đŸ˜­đŸ™đŸ»

    • @kishoiii
      @kishoiii Pƙed 2 lety +6

      Mines lvl70 but im too tired to farm his artifacts

    • @scaraswifee
      @scaraswifee Pƙed 2 lety +3

      I have main him since the start 👄✋

    • @safron8284
      @safron8284 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      My kaeya does 12k atk at lvl 50 😞

  • @kaeyamylove
    @kaeyamylove Pƙed 2 lety +116

    Please every time he says "Kitty kitty" I just melt 😖
    Edit: DID HE JUST SAY DADDY-

  • @graym4tions
    @graym4tions Pƙed 2 lety +192

    Kaeya: here kitty, kitty~
    Me: Lord Barbatos, help me

    • @cyerk
      @cyerk Pƙed 2 lety +7

      actually it’s banadryl 😡😡

    • @msicheved
      @msicheved Pƙed 2 lety +4

      @@cyerk no it's belatores

    • @kittyfairy89
      @kittyfairy89 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@msicheved actually it’s diabetes

    • @aestheticrose006
      @aestheticrose006 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      @@kittyfairy89 no it's drunkbard

    • @iha5425
      @iha5425 Pƙed 2 lety +6

      @@aestheticrose006 no it's actually Barbietoes

  • @bunbun442
    @bunbun442 Pƙed 2 lety +148

    *carefully lays on the floor and dies with happiness*

  • @thomasatyeo1765
    @thomasatyeo1765 Pƙed 2 lety +418

    Kaeya: Come to daddy
    Me: I am a grown adult I'll have you kno----Oh look, I'm now a pouting, embarrassed puddle on the floor because my knees forgot how to function. Please come get me.

    • @lunie4176
      @lunie4176 Pƙed 2 lety +25

      LMAOAOAOAOA-

    • @artis7ry
      @artis7ry Pƙed 2 lety +24

      felt this

    • @sugarcoatt_
      @sugarcoatt_ Pƙed 2 lety +16

      LMFAO I CANNOT WITH THIS COMMENT BYE 😭😭💀💀💀

    • @xuxumi
      @xuxumi Pƙed 2 lety +9

      LMAOAHAHAHA

    • @yellowthekid5149
      @yellowthekid5149 Pƙed 2 lety +8

      I just squeaked very loud bc I'm a living squeaky toy- WAIT NO THAT SOUNDED WRONG-

  • @m_i_m_i7
    @m_i_m_i7 Pƙed 2 lety +409

    AS A KAEYA MAIN THIS IS ALL I NEED IN LIFE 😼‍💹

  • @skittle.edits_
    @skittle.edits_ Pƙed 2 lety +204

    I'm literally obsessed with your kaeya audios sm

  • @vmixr.8106
    @vmixr.8106 Pƙed 2 lety +65

    ok but- his Kaeya voice gives me chills- I love it-

  • @user-rm9zn8yh2b
    @user-rm9zn8yh2b Pƙed 2 lety +302

    Kaeya: “let’s abandon all our responsibilities”
    Me: SIR I HAVE A MAJOR TO PASS 😭

  • @Hikari156
    @Hikari156 Pƙed 2 lety +487

    How’d u know we needed this Vulpine? Are u a mind reader? Thank u for this. Really ur audios help me and I’m sure a whole lot of ppl when we have stressful days so thank u again ^_^

    • @not_your_baran
      @not_your_baran Pƙed 2 lety +5

      I hope you get better and please don't get stressed over things that are not worth it! Love ya

    • @Hikari156
      @Hikari156 Pƙed 2 lety +1

      @@not_your_baran sorry the late reply but thank u so much for ur kind words ^_^

  • @samluvsmangos
    @samluvsmangos Pƙed 2 lety +173

    Clicked SO FAST 🙈🙈
    BUTTERFLIES LITERAL BUTTERFLIES THANK YOU FOR THE MEAL AAAAHAHHđŸŠ‹đŸ˜©

  • @ulilliareinhart3659
    @ulilliareinhart3659 Pƙed 2 lety +108

    Kaeya: “Come to daddy~”
    Me: *sprints* “I’m coming Kaeya!!!!!”

  • @pTaterTot
    @pTaterTot Pƙed 2 lety +53

    8:20 u should've seen my face 💀💀

  • @user-xb9zp5vc2k
    @user-xb9zp5vc2k Pƙed 2 lety +98

    made the mistake of not wearing earphones and the vid had to start with “Ah~” 💀 (thanks as always, vulpine!)

  • @xavcrunchyboi3599
    @xavcrunchyboi3599 Pƙed 2 lety +150

    I am not a Kaeya simp, but I adore this ❀❀

  • @StarJune951106
    @StarJune951106 Pƙed 2 lety +68

    "Come to daddy~"
    "Nope, I call my father that--"
    "Come to Kaeya~"
    "Okay that's better."
    really nice work!

    • @JeMiyah_was_here.
      @JeMiyah_was_here. Pƙed rokem +7

      I call my father that, too
      BUT for Kaeya, I MAKE EXCEPTION
      (And Diluc- 100% Diluc)

    • @shinobu.kocho14
      @shinobu.kocho14 Pƙed rokem +1

      ​@@JeMiyah_was_here. and xio:D

  • @aurorapevensie7971
    @aurorapevensie7971 Pƙed 2 lety +100

    I'M HERE HIIII
    Kaeya: Kitten...
    Me: oh.. Yeas, the floor it's made out of floor...

  • @riverasmr330
    @riverasmr330 Pƙed 2 lety +98

    Kaeya: Come to daddy..
    Me: GIGGITY

  • @Cakemonster14
    @Cakemonster14 Pƙed 2 lety +70

    you called yourself daddy? i'll get the metaphorical shovel.

  • @liv4maci
    @liv4maci Pƙed 2 lety +122

    This added about 20 years to my life span.

  • @yourinnocence5493
    @yourinnocence5493 Pƙed 2 lety +2151

    Me: No, I won't give you the pleasure of-
    Kaeya: Come to daddy
    *Daddy issues starts playing at the background*

  • @starringrole.1471
    @starringrole.1471 Pƙed 2 lety +91

    - Come to daddy.
    /pauses video to take a deep breath/
    alrightt I think Im ready lets go on.
    - Come to Kaeya.
    *INTERNAL SCREAMING THROUGH THE WHOLE UNIVERSE*
    I WASNT READY I WASNT FUCKING READY.

  • @zenni9830
    @zenni9830 Pƙed 2 lety +456

    2:18 - 2:30 HAD ME SPEECHLESS
    5:24 Sent me to heaven
    9:24 OMG IM DEAD
    9:48 ........ Kaeya 👀
    11:13 I have nothing to say but my ears are blessed
    11:48 Holy- omgggggg

    • @strawberry3d3n
      @strawberry3d3n Pƙed 2 lety +42

      3:17 dude

    • @miata.mellii
      @miata.mellii Pƙed 2 lety +22

      omg yes..

    • @hutao2233
      @hutao2233 Pƙed 2 lety +27

      @@miata.mellii klee...stop

    • @rico_soup
      @rico_soup Pƙed 2 lety +28

      @@miata.mellii okay klee, thats enough internet for today :)

    • @0Ceyda0
      @0Ceyda0 Pƙed 2 lety +13

      @@hutao2233 Hu tao?wtf


  • @Vindemiatrix7203
    @Vindemiatrix7203 Pƙed 2 lety +294

    Kaeya: it’s kinda hard to hide when it so big
    Me: OOOOOH YEAAAAAAH
    (Thank you vulpine for blessing us with this video)

    • @1agirls228
      @1agirls228 Pƙed 2 lety +23

      Dain? what are you doing here?

    • @jurielyn9644
      @jurielyn9644 Pƙed 2 lety +12

      @@1agirls228? What are YOU doing here?

    • @artis7ry
      @artis7ry Pƙed 2 lety +11

      thats what she said 👀💧

    • @not_your_baran
      @not_your_baran Pƙed 2 lety +7

      Dain?? :0

    • @CheeseThePhantom
      @CheeseThePhantom Pƙed 2 lety +11

      Welp, look like the Dain x Kaeya ship has set sail 🚱

  • @innitve390
    @innitve390 Pƙed 2 lety +85

    Kaeya: i wanna feel you
    Me: I want it alllll~ đŸ„łđŸŽ€đŸŽ€đŸŽ”

  • @gatitomiguelito
    @gatitomiguelito Pƙed 2 lety +47

    my overdue psychology presentation can wait â˜ș

  • @V1llian.
    @V1llian. Pƙed 2 lety +44

    “Come to daddy” me: *pauses the video* starts dying of laughter

    • @V1llian.
      @V1llian. Pƙed 2 lety +11

      HELP WHY ARE THE CAPTIONS SPANISH

    • @_.Cleo._121
      @_.Cleo._121 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Thats me FR

    • @mmeowwssS
      @mmeowwssS Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@V1llian. OMFG IM CRYING THE SUBTITLES ARE SPANISH FOR SOME REASON 💀💀💀

    • @lee-dm6mg
      @lee-dm6mg Pƙed rokem

      I THOUGHT IT JUST ME WHO THOUGHT IT SOUNDED CORNILY FUNNY 😭

  • @princessrosalinastarstoolm4928

    There goes that flirty knight again! 🌾💖

  • @Imyourabsentfather
    @Imyourabsentfather Pƙed 2 lety +21

    This mans really said “ I wanna feel you “ 💀💀💀💀 help please đŸ’€âœ‹đŸœ

  • @imanibetter
    @imanibetter Pƙed 2 lety +42

    I’m aggressively barking and frothing

  • @kid-e6838
    @kid-e6838 Pƙed 2 lety +21

    "Kitty kitty~" "Come to Daddy" "Darling"
    ALL THESE MADE ME HIDE DEEPER INTO MY BLANKET JUST TO TRY TO STOP MYSELF FROM SCREAMING HELP--

  • @MufeeVT
    @MufeeVT Pƙed 2 lety +65

    My brain was like "hmm I wonder if he'll post any kaeya related content" 👀 you have exceeded my expectations HOW DID YOU READ MY MIND

    • @Amina02
      @Amina02 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      OMG it’s you I love ur videos they had me dying at 3am

    • @MufeeVT
      @MufeeVT Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@Amina02 My goodness! Hello there! I am glad you like them

  • @verbinuy7503
    @verbinuy7503 Pƙed 2 lety +39

    "I wanna taste you~"
    *cutely searches how to breath*

  • @Reverie5067
    @Reverie5067 Pƙed 2 lety +147

    Kaeya: Come to daddy~
    me: i- *scream* holy shit đŸ˜©đŸ˜©he said the word
    also me: purr~ bark bark arf arf

    • @blackcats_00
      @blackcats_00 Pƙed 2 lety +11

      You need the whole Forest.. 😹

    • @urmom-xz2vr
      @urmom-xz2vr Pƙed 2 lety +18

      Forget abt the forest, they need the dendro archon

    • @ratio832
      @ratio832 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@urmom-xz2vr *Agreed*

    • @Angelic_Nene
      @Angelic_Nene Pƙed 2 lety +4

      @@urmom-xz2vr Even they’re not enough.

    • @urmom-xz2vr
      @urmom-xz2vr Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@Angelic_Nene I feel like people are gonna simp for her as well 😭

  • @sanraii
    @sanraii Pƙed 2 lety +69

    8:04 THSI PART??? did you steal this from the kaeya voice-lines? *taps foot*

    • @kanna670
      @kanna670 Pƙed 2 lety +8

      THE OH~ AHHH IM GOING TO CRYYY O WISH HE WAS REAL

  • @rat7353
    @rat7353 Pƙed 2 lety +18

    kaeya: „u like how big it is“
    me, who hasn’t paid attention for a minute: „ *minecraft villager noises* „

  • @marin9026
    @marin9026 Pƙed 2 lety +104

    What if there will be an opposite version... With us taking care of Kaeyas jealous feelings... I'm just saying like đŸ‘ïžđŸ‘ïž
    Tho. Thank you so much for your work I sleep very well last night U-U

    • @lunie4176
      @lunie4176 Pƙed 2 lety +15

      Ayo you might be onto something there with that 👀

    • @toni_mc_toaster8949
      @toni_mc_toaster8949 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      This is a good idea for a oneshot


  • @autumn_kouhai
    @autumn_kouhai Pƙed 2 lety +39

    i am a simple person. i see vulpine uploaded a kaeya audio, i click

  • @l_luxury_y
    @l_luxury_y Pƙed 2 lety +43

    OH MY GOSHH YESS I LOVE KAEYA SO MUCH I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I GOT THIS NOTIFICATION I NEED TO LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW!

  • @crystallikand2500
    @crystallikand2500 Pƙed 2 lety +24

    Getting a job for food/other things : 💀
    Getting a job to pay for this mans patreon : đŸ’”đŸ˜Œ

  • @mrsnubblet1141
    @mrsnubblet1141 Pƙed 2 lety +25

    Those Darling bits killed me

  • @aroundth3furr37
    @aroundth3furr37 Pƙed 2 lety +14

    forgot how praisey and wholesome this one kinda is and striaght up almost cried 💀💀

  • @lysamee5613
    @lysamee5613 Pƙed 2 lety +238

    Kaeya: Kitty, kitty ~
    Me: Actually, I’m not into that, sorry

    Kaeya: Come to Da-
    Also Me: okAy T ^ T just a moment, i’m comin!
    Edit: Your Kaeya audios are out of this world, thank you very much.

  • @NanimeTheWhiteWolf
    @NanimeTheWhiteWolf Pƙed 2 lety +17

    I literally fucking screamed when he said “Here, kitty kitty~”!

  • @victornikiforov1792
    @victornikiforov1792 Pƙed 2 lety +19

    Your Kaeya impression is so good!!! It sounds just like him!!!
    Also the video was just ✹ chef's kiss ✹
    Thank you for this 🛐💛

  • @sanadorin
    @sanadorin Pƙed 2 lety +44

    this motivated me to finish my last midterm more seriously, thank you:)

  • @wystress7719
    @wystress7719 Pƙed 2 lety +26

    I came as fast as possible.😭😭😭😭 WHY NOW THO VULPINE WHY. ITS CLASSTIME I CANT RN😭😭

  • @Tuqa_127
    @Tuqa_127 Pƙed 2 lety +54

    Yo I was just thinking if you were gonna upload today or not
    Thank you for this ❀❀❀
    Also- MY GOD THAT CHUCKLE 💀

  • @Misha_luvs_you
    @Misha_luvs_you Pƙed 2 lety +61

    3:17 AYO KEAYA WATCH YOUR SELF

  • @bellaworld147
    @bellaworld147 Pƙed 2 lety +37

    Me: *Listen to this and right after going to school*
    My bestie: why are you smiling?
    Me: i listened to something (i already knew that i will have great day after that)

  • @yourmother97
    @yourmother97 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    "here Kitty-kitty."
    I'm *crying*

  • @RIRIN485
    @RIRIN485 Pƙed 2 lety +37

    The fact that I main kaeya 💀

  • @akixyl425
    @akixyl425 Pƙed 2 lety +38

    I have officially been melted down into a puddle. This is excellent stress relief. I am so glad to have started listening to these. ❀

    • @kiara2124
      @kiara2124 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Idc being 3 months late but.. STRESS RELIEF? BRO THE FIRST TIME I LISTENED TO THIS I WAS DYING IN MY ROOM AND I COULDNT STOP THINKING ABT IT AT SCHOOL

  • @user-mm8go6dj9l
    @user-mm8go6dj9l Pƙed 2 lety +12

    BRO HE'S VOICE MAKE ME BLUSHING SO HARD...
    *NOSE BLEEDING*

  • @Dudeswagmaster
    @Dudeswagmaster Pƙed 2 lety +29

    when the kayea is sus

    • @miya7529
      @miya7529 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      *Amogus sounds playing*
      AMOG US

  • @gorogorogorogorochan
    @gorogorogorogorochan Pƙed 2 lety +5

    Kaeya: saying spicy stuff
    Me: dying of laughter reading the comments

  • @lance3118
    @lance3118 Pƙed 2 lety +14

    OH MY GOD YOUR KAEYA VOICE IS SO YPWLYALYSKTS4JW

    • @tofuuusss
      @tofuuusss Pƙed 2 lety +3

      AKASHI WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

    • @lance3118
      @lance3118 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      @@tofuuusss 🏃🏃🏃

  • @Benjiandcassieasmr
    @Benjiandcassieasmr Pƙed 2 lety +12

    Not kaeya turning into a discord mod😭

  • @ganjamafia1211
    @ganjamafia1211 Pƙed 2 lety +26

    I'M BEGGING FOR MORE CHILDE ASMR

  • @toma_5797
    @toma_5797 Pƙed 2 lety +31

    What a beautiful start for my day
    You never fail to make me smile :’)

  • @ThePaviElle
    @ThePaviElle Pƙed 2 lety +20

    I didn’t realize how hard I was squeezing my legs together until the end â˜șïžđŸ˜… such a great audio! Vulpine Kaeya is so saucy 💕

  • @7wilk7
    @7wilk7 Pƙed 2 lety +38

    Woow... I have no words to describe how good is it. I love it. I need it.

  • @POWPOW_JIINXED19
    @POWPOW_JIINXED19 Pƙed 2 lety +8

    HOW DID I MISS THIS I SWEAR IT MAKES MY HEART GO BRRRRR WHEN HE SAYS “kitty~” LIKE DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN

  • @satoutokiga4129
    @satoutokiga4129 Pƙed 2 lety +18

    Vulpine's living being is true blessing

  • @walterbennettceoofstaph5668
    @walterbennettceoofstaph5668 Pƙed 2 lety +16

    YES NEW KAEYA AUDIO

  • @Ihashiisme
    @Ihashiisme Pƙed 2 lety +25

    Kaeya: flirts with listner
    Klee: (comes running in) uncle Kaeya guess what
    oh ummmmmmmm klee's gonna go now he he he he he
    Edit:omg I got likes eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @robinofhsr
    @robinofhsr Pƙed 2 lety +96

    can you maybe make a sleep aid video for kaeya next? :O