Danielle Cohn Can't Actually Sing...

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  • čas přidán 12. 09. 2024
  • Today we look at the new Dani Cohn music video, Mir Amor, in the wake opf the break between Danielle Cohn and Mikey Tua, as part of the Can't Actually Sing series here on the James Marriott comedy channel.
    Twitter/Instagram: @JamesMarriottYT (James Marriott)

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  • @dallaspadiacher9120
    @dallaspadiacher9120 Před 4 lety +4614

    Lele: I’m Latina
    Danielle: Hold my bang energy

  • @tomixi
    @tomixi Před 5 lety +3569

    When she said "|hgaygwywsgfayewf" i totallly felt that

    • @esraakarim3042
      @esraakarim3042 Před 5 lety +40

      I cried at that part

    • @nadeezn
      @nadeezn Před 5 lety +37

      After like 10 rewinds I've come to the conclusion that she's saying "You feel what I'm sayin?" but of course it could just be my brain concocting a plan to get me to get this 30yearoldwithhellaplasticsurgery off my damn screen

    • @azistars
      @azistars Před 5 lety +6

      Such deep words..

    • @lander9741
      @lander9741 Před 5 lety +5

      Nadia :3 yeah I think she said that too

    • @nebeswrld7230
      @nebeswrld7230 Před 4 lety +3

      Tom y i felt that spiritually

  • @potatoefat940
    @potatoefat940 Před 5 lety +5770

    When you do a DNA test and find out your 0.01% Mexican.

    • @yutah.
      @yutah. Před 5 lety +25

      👀🤣😂

    • @lilyd5906
      @lilyd5906 Před 5 lety +103

      @@cesarpomavilla178 Shut up. Leave her alone, you TO IF. You are... Wtf.. You have to be pretty ugly and mean ass (lol your really not). Leave her alone (x2). I don't think you like what I just said
      Actually, I don't understand what you just said.

    • @mia1881
      @mia1881 Před 5 lety +10

      Potatoe Fat 😂😂

    • @abbijinn6682
      @abbijinn6682 Před 5 lety +99

      Cesar Pomavilla I’m sorry, dear offended 12 year old. This is the internet - where people are sarcastic. Now calm down sweetie and take a joke.

    • @earltan7067
      @earltan7067 Před 5 lety +56

      @@cesarpomavilla178 How does it feel to watch 5-Minute Crafts?

  • @oliviamurray3909
    @oliviamurray3909 Před 4 lety +6221

    White girls when they find out their 1% Hispanic:

    • @burnleybret5267
      @burnleybret5267 Před 4 lety +137

      grammar nazis calm down

    • @darwinfromawog
      @darwinfromawog Před 4 lety +57

      M Lala oh my who cares about the grammar

    • @user-cp3qu6lm3b
      @user-cp3qu6lm3b Před 4 lety +32

      That One Girl english is probably not their first language.

    • @SaRaH-wy1rb
      @SaRaH-wy1rb Před 4 lety +22

      @That One Girl wow i am horrible at grammar. Some people cant speak english they try to learn and make a mistake.

    • @pursuitoficarus200
      @pursuitoficarus200 Před 4 lety +9

      Woah chill, talk about grammar nazis.

  • @hajrah8626
    @hajrah8626 Před 5 lety +5412

    James: “The real moron here is you”
    Me: “Wow we have so much in common”

  • @noora3408
    @noora3408 Před 5 lety +3640

    danielle is 70% a kylie jenner wannabe, 20% lele pons, 6% google-translated spanish words, 4% red lipstick and 100% target-brought spray tan.

  • @cheezarose
    @cheezarose Před 4 lety +4948

    It's disturbing to watch a teenager dressed in revealing outfits trying to be sexual. I wonder why nobody commented on that. Teenage hypersexualisation should not be trivialised.

    • @KreeZafi
      @KreeZafi Před 4 lety +301

      Especially when it's on the lower end of the teen spectrum. A nineteen year old could dress like that I guess, but thirteen is VERY young!

    • @Tillythelastwaterbender
      @Tillythelastwaterbender Před 4 lety +121

      Nobody commented something about it because that's no news to us. That is what she is known for

    • @adam_04sb7
      @adam_04sb7 Před 4 lety +104

      @@KreeZafi A nineteen year old is an adult. They can dress however they want.

    • @KreeZafi
      @KreeZafi Před 4 lety +33

      @@adam_04sb7 Is that not what I said???

    • @butterkay1820
      @butterkay1820 Před 4 lety +42

      Cheeza Rose she is fr a tween. Not even a teen

  • @cnocnaemily
    @cnocnaemily Před 4 lety +2721

    She's actually saying 'I'm 3 years old and am dating a pedo'

    • @areennaser6099
      @areennaser6099 Před 4 lety +10

      and your actually saying your a tea acc

    • @cnocnaemily
      @cnocnaemily Před 4 lety +94

      I mean I do animations but ok

    • @areennaser6099
      @areennaser6099 Před 4 lety +1

      @@cnocnaemily idc keep it to yourself

    • @pokerplayer4197
      @pokerplayer4197 Před 4 lety +95

      Areen Naser no she doesn’t need to I actually agree with her statement

    • @AndiRosePop
      @AndiRosePop Před 4 lety +53

      Well she lied about her age to him... I honestly believe he isn't a pedo... Just got mixed up with the wrong girl...

  • @DAngeloWallace
    @DAngeloWallace Před 5 lety +11189

    "anyone new to this channel is probably expecting me to be some 13-year-old illiterate child from kansas" i mean i'm not new to the channel but yeah

    • @x_internetangel_x
      @x_internetangel_x Před 5 lety +478

      didnt expect art king to be a viewer of james marriott

    • @SharkPea
      @SharkPea Před 5 lety +243

      why is the art God lurking in this comment section

    • @mr.peppermint491
      @mr.peppermint491 Před 5 lety +89

      I was expecting a sack of potato
      I was right
      James just got roasted

    • @okameP
      @okameP Před 5 lety +31

      D'Angelo Wallace good point

    • @darijabrojchin5324
      @darijabrojchin5324 Před 5 lety +29

      I literally just saw you on Danny's video

  • @xxxghost1320
    @xxxghost1320 Před 5 lety +5757

    When your mother tells you her great grandmother is half hispanic

    • @lewis0705
      @lewis0705 Před 5 lety +124

      That would make you 1/32 Hispanic

    • @akudumb3021
      @akudumb3021 Před 5 lety +41

      Paul Richard
      When her mother tells her, her great grandmother is half Hispanic:* c:

    • @jachineoguta1956
      @jachineoguta1956 Před 5 lety +43

      Lol she's not even close her mom is French according to her😂😂

    • @iAmMadeOfSoup
      @iAmMadeOfSoup Před 5 lety +5

      My dad is half Hispanic oof

    • @bognarevelin7919
      @bognarevelin7919 Před 5 lety +5

      Paul Richard OMG I THINK I PASSED OUT OF LAUGHTER FOR A SECOND LOL

  • @_Wyzteria_
    @_Wyzteria_ Před 5 lety +5542

    There’s so much auto tune it sounds like a 2008 vocaloid song.

  • @sunnyd5422
    @sunnyd5422 Před 4 lety +5281

    She pronounces “bailando” like the seventh graders in my school’s Spanish 1 class

    • @anothefallenangel6795
      @anothefallenangel6795 Před 4 lety +36

      Wait, what does bailando mean?

    • @sunnyd5422
      @sunnyd5422 Před 4 lety +118

      Ano The Fallen Angel it means “dancing”

    • @elliemuir879
      @elliemuir879 Před 4 lety +93

      the way she pronounces corazon makes me GAG

    • @miari2773
      @miari2773 Před 4 lety +69

      Hell, half the kids in my Spanish class in seventh grade speak better than her

    • @uwukotoa
      @uwukotoa Před 4 lety +78

      I mean isn’t she a seventh grader?

  • @marina.gansey
    @marina.gansey Před 4 lety +5373

    As a spanish person, this...is actually the worst spanglish I’ve heard in a looooong time

    • @alyssamena3931
      @alyssamena3931 Před 4 lety +147

      I only speak Spanglish and I barely knew what she said until I replayed it 😰

    • @tami_sings5337
      @tami_sings5337 Před 4 lety +166

      Even Google translate can speak Spanglish better than Dannelle

    • @kaskekakskwk8608
      @kaskekakskwk8608 Před 4 lety +43

      Spanglish!?!?!? Whaaa? I’m Chinese so Idk if it’s Spanish or Spanglish

    • @marina.gansey
      @marina.gansey Před 4 lety +55

      Midnight Sky haha its what we here call when a person doesn’t know english very well and mixes it with spanish

    • @thescottishgiant855
      @thescottishgiant855 Před 4 lety +4

      Marina Gonzalez you haven’t heard me mate 😂😂

  • @angieyeet2473
    @angieyeet2473 Před 5 lety +2219

    Sis took a duolingo lesson got a tan and suddenly thinks she’s Becky g 💀

  • @pandoraora
    @pandoraora Před 4 lety +5334

    Danielle Cohn: I’m half spanish
    Spain: We don’t claim her-

    • @ninawallen9039
      @ninawallen9039 Před 4 lety +195

      Tea-the other half of what she is: we don’t want her either-

    • @softstrawberrymochi610
      @softstrawberrymochi610 Před 4 lety +112

      Tea you mean *Hispanics: we don’t claim her*
      😂

    • @carollaaa
      @carollaaa Před 4 lety +49

      I’m Spanish and I do not give concent

    • @pandoraora
      @pandoraora Před 4 lety +5

      nina wallen
      Fr lmao

    • @jiijoestar1107
      @jiijoestar1107 Před 4 lety +42

      she just wants to be latina liked skinny legend raini rodriguez

  • @Rain-em5pw
    @Rain-em5pw Před 4 lety +847

    Me : Mom! I want Despacito!
    Mom : We have Despacito at home!
    Despacito at home :

    • @yn2310
      @yn2310 Před 3 lety +19

      this comment is underrated

    • @Char1ieskate
      @Char1ieskate Před 3 lety

      Nice but I don't think anyone asks for despacito (it translates to desperate by the way)

    • @chewingondaritos
      @chewingondaritos Před 2 lety +1

      @@Char1ieskate r/wooosh

  • @peachy1926
    @peachy1926 Před 5 lety +2901

    0:47 for those who don’t understand Spanish what he actually said was “I only learned this language so I can fill the empty hole in my heart.”

  • @stillzer056
    @stillzer056 Před 5 lety +4078

    even sims are more understandable than Dani.

    • @m3ssym0ndayyt22
      @m3ssym0ndayyt22 Před 5 lety +36

      why isn’t this comment viral bro

    • @user-xm1ib8fv5t
      @user-xm1ib8fv5t Před 5 lety +10

      very true lmao

    • @periodt.-.4955
      @periodt.-.4955 Před 5 lety +1

      Corrrupted Theory why the fuck does everyone use that one anime bitch in your pfp. the Loli shit is everywhere

    • @lunaathaya2177
      @lunaathaya2177 Před 5 lety +15

      aalixx Suuui why are you being salty about things that is not related to you?

    • @jerry6845
      @jerry6845 Před 5 lety +5

      @@periodt.-.4955 Your Profile pic is my face when I read your Comment

  • @jen_is_not_ok
    @jen_is_not_ok Před 5 lety +5108

    I first read this as “can sing” and I was alarmed

  • @iluvkidzbop9425
    @iluvkidzbop9425 Před 4 lety +1707

    I just realized that since Dani's born in 2006, and James 1997, there's 9 years between them, and she dated a guy born in 2000, which is only 3 years younger than James wtffffff

  • @urfavford3666
    @urfavford3666 Před 5 lety +1057

    Dani: *takes 1 duolingo lesson*
    Also Dani: *makes Mi Amor*
    *James has left the chat*

  • @mrskeisha3470
    @mrskeisha3470 Před 5 lety +3281

    Choreographer:
    Back pack kid
    Singing teacher:
    Mattybraps
    Assistant vocal teacher:
    Jacob sabtorious
    Dj:
    Daniel cohndom herself

  • @softstrawberrymochi610
    @softstrawberrymochi610 Před 4 lety +5418

    Dani: **tries and speaks broken Spanish**
    The entire Hispanic community: **Offended and DISGUSTED**

  • @valelinaa
    @valelinaa Před 4 lety +913

    as a hispanic person. we are NOT represented by her.

    • @1nicolascagefan561
      @1nicolascagefan561 Před 4 lety +36

      Valeria Munoz no joke under her spray tan she’s the whitest kid in all of the world

    • @anaionescu8913
      @anaionescu8913 Před 3 lety +27

      As a white european person, we ALSO don't claim her

    • @purplepawtercat
      @purplepawtercat Před 3 lety

      Well yeah she's probably like .5% hispanic anyways

    • @guillermoflores1332
      @guillermoflores1332 Před 3 lety +3

      Ni le entiendo a esa chica si no nos representa dd

    • @Frenchrev0lution
      @Frenchrev0lution Před 3 lety +5

      As an alien , we can confirm she’s from Mars, so yes , she’s one of us .

  • @Deadmommaaa
    @Deadmommaaa Před 5 lety +9302

    She definitely used google translate for the lyrics.

  • @buzzbee4874
    @buzzbee4874 Před 5 lety +605

    When duolingo tells you that you’re 2% fluent in Spanish

    • @audir8464
      @audir8464 Před 5 lety +3

      not even 2

    • @buzzbee4874
      @buzzbee4874 Před 5 lety +7

      Audi R8 true, even i have to admit that i was being to generous with 2%

    • @buzzbee4874
      @buzzbee4874 Před 5 lety

      The Brainyquick got halfway through the beginners course

    • @Craze_1209
      @Craze_1209 Před 5 lety +1

      Heck if I can say one word I feel like singing despacito!

    • @ayzkachow5420
      @ayzkachow5420 Před 5 lety

      Lmaoo I can't 😂

  • @millie-pj3st
    @millie-pj3st Před 4 lety +8035

    as a person with anxiety, i will now refer to my anxiety attacks as "dancing with my heart"

  • @allynbonefoy1077
    @allynbonefoy1077 Před 4 lety +651

    "He'll look even more shocked when he goes back to her place and is greeted by Chris Hansen asking him to take a-
    Ad suddenly plays: T I C T A C

    • @skoveu4329
      @skoveu4329 Před 4 lety +8

      Allyn Bonefoy i laughed more than i should of

    • @okkayyy
      @okkayyy Před 4 lety +11

      Mine was a german ad about food online: "JETZT BEI MJAM BESTELLEN!"

    • @z.6480
      @z.6480 Před 4 lety +5

      I got a Netflix ad👁👄👁

    • @nessa3025
      @nessa3025 Před 4 lety +4

      i got a cheez it ad 👹👄👹

    • @TubbyE
      @TubbyE Před 4 lety +3

      I got
      Shawrma

  • @jordancampbell7946
    @jordancampbell7946 Před 4 lety +3699

    Her “dancing” looks like she’s learning to swim

  • @compulsive_jaywalker1861
    @compulsive_jaywalker1861 Před 5 lety +6512

    I applaud this 13 year old child that somehow manages to look like a 30 year old woman with 3 botox injections and 5 face lifts

    • @timidfaery
      @timidfaery Před 5 lety +330

      Well her parents need their asses kicked for allowing it too. What kind of parent let's their 13 year old wear those kind of clothes! And I didn't even know about the injections and stuff. They shouldn't be parents!

    • @compulsive_jaywalker1861
      @compulsive_jaywalker1861 Před 5 lety +137

      @@timidfaery yea i dont think she actually has face injections, that was a joke😂. But you are right i cant believe a parent would let their child dress like that!

    • @givernymiedema6036
      @givernymiedema6036 Před 5 lety +24

      Thought you were talking about James for a moment

    • @compulsive_jaywalker1861
      @compulsive_jaywalker1861 Před 5 lety +7

      @@lucia-pq9jk lol i can see why you tought that😂😂

    • @mystic9700
      @mystic9700 Před 5 lety +8

      OML I CAN'T UNSEE IT-

  • @felix_a_fiend
    @felix_a_fiend Před 5 lety +753

    “We don’t want her.”
    The Hispanic community at Dani, and the kids in my P.E class at me when choosing teams for kickball.

    • @XBunnybladeX
      @XBunnybladeX Před 5 lety +18

      Dude I felt that.

    • @ellienorling4017
      @ellienorling4017 Před 5 lety +19

      i got the chills reading that cause it's so relatable

    • @69meowy2
      @69meowy2 Před 5 lety +5

      us asians don’t want her

    • @cat1312.
      @cat1312. Před 5 lety +4

      Shit that’s so freakin relatable I got goosebumps wth

    • @sweetenlemons8659
      @sweetenlemons8659 Před 5 lety +2

      Dont compare yourself to her. You're better then that...

  • @yellowriot1
    @yellowriot1 Před 4 lety +358

    Everyone: Complaining about danielle's autotune
    Oli london: Allow me to introduce myself.

  • @melissawaters7405
    @melissawaters7405 Před 5 lety +6069

    She had one Duolingo lesson
    And girl thinks her ancestors are Mexican

    • @sleepyote
      @sleepyote Před 5 lety +319

      *has one Italian lesson* "My dad owns the Mafia."

    • @frap7021
      @frap7021 Před 5 lety +238

      has one Russian lesson “my grandpa owns the Soviet Union

    • @tawnypelt1360
      @tawnypelt1360 Před 5 lety +86

      And the tried dipping her chip in salsa for once and knows Spanish

    • @squishytownbynalaroccoandc6082
      @squishytownbynalaroccoandc6082 Před 5 lety +126

      *has one Swedish lesson* oh my god I’m literally pewdiepie

    • @sofiehungi6610
      @sofiehungi6610 Před 5 lety +5

      WHO IS UR PFP

  • @AvaMaxVideos
    @AvaMaxVideos Před 4 lety +2747

    She sounds like a robot singing or a computer processed voice

    • @natalie6754
      @natalie6754 Před 4 lety +14

      Ava Max Videos ~ I don’t bother to listen to her because I’m scared now 😳

    • @asahiazumaneasajesus17
      @asahiazumaneasajesus17 Před 4 lety +42

      Ava Max Videos it's basically 80% autotune- she definetly used google translate for the Spanish lyrics too.

    • @asahiazumaneasajesus17
      @asahiazumaneasajesus17 Před 4 lety +3

      Natalieek I don't think that's how it works. :/

    • @Mad_Rabbit69
      @Mad_Rabbit69 Před 4 lety +22

      You mean a vocaloid? But to be fair comparing this to a synthesizer is an insult... to the synthesizers

    • @w00rmz
      @w00rmz Před 4 lety +22

      The vocaloid community don't claim her

  • @meeelo7329
    @meeelo7329 Před 4 lety +10928

    Dani: is white
    Dani after spray tanning and wearing red lipstick: yø am ešpañøl

  • @MrBear-lk4bz
    @MrBear-lk4bz Před 4 lety +513

    Danielle: **takes a DNA test
    Results: 99.8% white
    0.02% hispanic

    • @Alonzi.
      @Alonzi. Před 3 lety +7

      Mr. Bear isn’t Hispanic technically white

    • @kareecemarzink613
      @kareecemarzink613 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Alonzi. no

    • @Alonzi.
      @Alonzi. Před 3 lety +8

      @@kareecemarzink613 yes actually

    • @kareecemarzink613
      @kareecemarzink613 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Alonzi. tell that to my black Hispanic family

    • @Alonzi.
      @Alonzi. Před 3 lety +7

      @@kareecemarzink613 that's fair but hispanic isnt a race

  • @owinlaa
    @owinlaa Před 4 lety +1792

    *”I have the moves of an aggressive, legless gorilla.”*
    Bruh I just snorted.

  • @daisy-wr3ry
    @daisy-wr3ry Před 5 lety +2096

    *Is 0.00001% Spanish*
    Danielle: *mI aMoR*

    • @daisy-wr3ry
      @daisy-wr3ry Před 5 lety +12

      @@mi-wi9hm awh it was ruined anyway

    • @puregarbitch5462
      @puregarbitch5462 Před 5 lety

      What does mi amor mean

    • @Ale-hw1ke
      @Ale-hw1ke Před 5 lety +14

      @@puregarbitch5462 "my love"

    • @aryacodingson1711
      @aryacodingson1711 Před 5 lety +9

      Daisy “bAiLaNdO”

    • @jq3549
      @jq3549 Před 5 lety +7

      -안지 bro stop she said bailando so wrong in that music video 😭 I’m not even Spanish but I do take the class in school and even I know better 🤢

  • @rose-yd9mn
    @rose-yd9mn Před 5 lety +2360

    Dani: *uses Google Translate*
    “bAbi tU EReS”
    Everyone else: *actually offended*

  • @galileogalilli3123
    @galileogalilli3123 Před 4 lety +516

    "I really wish there was B-T-Less of you"
    Oh my god what a golden quote

  • @joefnp5
    @joefnp5 Před 4 lety +6513

    When you find out you're 4% Spanish on ancestry DNA edit: damn that’s a lot of likes

  • @sevvzrr
    @sevvzrr Před 5 lety +868

    When your dna results are in and you're 1% Hispanic

    • @jenjen6533
      @jenjen6533 Před 5 lety +5

      Im 80%

    • @nightmarewolfy3261
      @nightmarewolfy3261 Před 5 lety +3

      I'm half

    • @fritz3905
      @fritz3905 Před 5 lety +1

      😂🥰😘🤣😗☺️😙😊😋🤨🧐😛😝🤓😎😜🤢🤤🤮😪🤧😵😷🤐👍🙌🤟🏼🤟🙀✌️🙀🙀✌️✌️🙀✌️✌️✌️🙀✌️😽😽✌️✌️✌️✌️🙀😽🙌🏿😽😽🤞🏿🎃🎃👌

    • @lissaw4
      @lissaw4 Před 5 lety +2

      Why doesn't this have more likes 😂

    • @sevvzrr
      @sevvzrr Před 5 lety

      @@lissaw4 sksksk me when I post literally anything

  • @theyluvaz1za
    @theyluvaz1za Před 5 lety +4425

    “Lights camera and incoming dissatisfaction”
    -the doctor when my mom was giving birth to me-

  • @dorkx
    @dorkx Před 4 lety +409

    why does she sound like an animal crossing villager singing

    • @ChickenNugget-ks2hq
      @ChickenNugget-ks2hq Před 3 lety +43

      Nah even animal crossing characters sing better than her

    • @smolbean9774
      @smolbean9774 Před 3 lety +28

      nah my villiagers are mariah carey compared to her

  • @itsshaimaa9697
    @itsshaimaa9697 Před 5 lety +3337

    Seeing an adult roasting a 13 year old gives me life 😂😂

  • @sadvec6328
    @sadvec6328 Před 5 lety +3997

    I don't know what's worse:
    Danielle "I took a 15 minute lesson of spanish on Doulingo, so I'm now spanish" Cohn
    Or
    Lele "I'm latina and I must remind you every 3 minutes" Pons

  • @yutah.
    @yutah. Před 5 lety +2905

    *danielle says something racist on IG*
    danielle: *guys I'm half spanish*
    *people in spain* : ....

    • @user-xz3fo5nz7l
      @user-xz3fo5nz7l Před 4 lety +4

      @@Scorpzian huh.?

    • @Myst3q
      @Myst3q Před 4 lety +1

      @@Scorpzian wtf u on about

    • @doggoperson6454
      @doggoperson6454 Před 4 lety +6

      @@Scorpzian I live in Britain and have for 9 years but I was born in Spain actually. You don't know me and you've never met me.

    • @doggoperson6454
      @doggoperson6454 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Scorpzian You can't say it's bullshit if you don't know me your not psychic

    • @doggoperson6454
      @doggoperson6454 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Myst3q THANK YOU! You can't just decide you know someone once you've seen the comment once. You still DON'T KNOW THEM!

  • @mirandayveete3517
    @mirandayveete3517 Před 4 lety +671

    When your Spanish family watches this: where is the flip flop

    • @gatha2476
      @gatha2476 Před 4 lety +11

      HAHAHAHA SUDDENLY I HAVE A HAVANA FLASHBACKS

    • @lynetteriddle2002
      @lynetteriddle2002 Před 3 lety +7

      Dude I got flashbacks to my mom throwing her flipflop at me

  • @ayy_itss_m9330
    @ayy_itss_m9330 Před 4 lety +2229

    For anyone wondering what she said when she dribbled on the mic.
    “I love you Te Quiero, you feel that inside”.
    I wasted an hour of my life trying to understand that your welcome.
    Edit: *Tbh I have no idea what she really said😂 I just wanted to see if people would call me out and they did*

    • @saturnorchids4679
      @saturnorchids4679 Před 4 lety +231

      Actually, I believe it is "I love you, te quiero, you feel what I'm saying"

    • @pollux3685
      @pollux3685 Před 4 lety +372

      Actually I believe what she is saying is “I love you te quiero, I drank pesticide”

    • @luisarebelo6752
      @luisarebelo6752 Před 4 lety +48

      @@pollux3685 accurate

    • @aurorathgl3733
      @aurorathgl3733 Před 4 lety +8

      You’re*

    • @romanagacha1670
      @romanagacha1670 Před 4 lety +7

      Oof idk what she said even though I now half the words in the song bc I speak a little Spanish Si me sientes

  • @sailor3972
    @sailor3972 Před 5 lety +686

    producers: how many autotune do u want?
    danielle: yES

  • @choclamt7940
    @choclamt7940 Před 5 lety +1036

    James: -speaks Spanish-
    All the girls: 🤰🏻🤰🏻🤰🏻

  • @nothere142
    @nothere142 Před 4 lety +360

    Every time she said "bailendo" I felt myself dying inside more

  • @arcadiant2679
    @arcadiant2679 Před 5 lety +437

    Love how her foundation doesn’t match her actual skin tone

  • @fiddyboink
    @fiddyboink Před 4 lety +1028

    “I have imaginary kids to feed”
    -James Marriot, 2019

    • @i___270___x8
      @i___270___x8 Před 4 lety +16

      I said something similar in school once.. I said
      " I need to feed my dead orphan children..."
      I'm just as confused as you

    • @blakedora7458
      @blakedora7458 Před 4 lety +2

      @@i___270___x8 well. I feel horrible for laughing so much on this

  • @DIGbughaXD0
    @DIGbughaXD0 Před 5 lety +307

    Producer:so Danny How much autotu-
    Dani: *yes*
    Producer: Uhm is this enou-
    Dani: *more*

  • @emkov1163
    @emkov1163 Před 4 lety +345

    She has white armpits, where her spray tan rubbed off, that she tries to hide the whole video😂

  • @aestheticgl2164
    @aestheticgl2164 Před 5 lety +989

    Daniel Cohn: ti AmO
    Hispanic community: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @justinkays6586
      @justinkays6586 Před 5 lety +9

      •aesthetic•gl• Balendo and dance all night 🤔

  • @eggyeolk6512
    @eggyeolk6512 Před 5 lety +3257

    She sounds like those miis in tomodachi life, when they perform on stage

  • @symphicatjackson1166
    @symphicatjackson1166 Před 4 lety +442

    The backup dancers looked so out of sink and terrible😂😂😂.

  • @cheeseburger2687
    @cheeseburger2687 Před 4 lety +125

    Your telling me James has failed English but some how passed a different language

  • @kirishine
    @kirishine Před 5 lety +1773

    James: Speaks multiple foreign languages
    Also James: Doesn't pass his first one

  • @mizaemit7838
    @mizaemit7838 Před 5 lety +5133

    James Charles can’t actually sing.
    Jojo Siwa can’t actually sing.
    Danielle Cohn can’t actually sing.
    Who’s next James...
    Who’s next.

  • @missecllanisex323
    @missecllanisex323 Před 5 lety +2401

    Zodiac killer: I have set one of the most confusing mysteries of all time
    Dani Cohn lyrics: One second..,

  • @yes6369
    @yes6369 Před 4 lety +113

    Sounds like she’s saying “u feel what I’m saying” but it’s hard to tell with me ears filled with blood

  • @choustiny.825
    @choustiny.825 Před 5 lety +2161

    *next up on genius:* _danielle cohn Mi Amor official lyrics and meaning | Verified._

    • @abrahamtv5881
      @abrahamtv5881 Před 5 lety +50

      NO ill lose my last brain cell

    • @okameP
      @okameP Před 5 lety +1

      Choustin Y. Lmao yeah

    • @danteletsrock2796
      @danteletsrock2796 Před 5 lety +8

      *IMPOSSIBLE THE ARCHIVES MUST BE INCOMPLETE*

    • @kuakiy
      @kuakiy Před 5 lety +1

      Oh please,, no-😂😂😭😭

    • @zziaoe6940
      @zziaoe6940 Před 5 lety

      I thought she said te amo lmaoo

  • @sleepyote
    @sleepyote Před 5 lety +3427

    I'm fluent in Spanish and have no idea what she's saying.

  • @nana-vt4hb
    @nana-vt4hb Před 5 lety +3220

    I edited this so the comments aren't making any sense

    • @jenjen6533
      @jenjen6533 Před 5 lety +6

      Omg 😂

    • @zziaoe6940
      @zziaoe6940 Před 5 lety +121

      danielle cohn can't talk.
      No shit, she can't even use her braincells

    • @shrekshrek6461
      @shrekshrek6461 Před 5 lety +75

      Of course she can barely talk, shes a fetus

    • @Maria-kp4ws
      @Maria-kp4ws Před 5 lety +2

      HAAH

    • @steffi7131
      @steffi7131 Před 5 lety +47

      What do you expect she's fresh out the womb

  • @paulagutierrez192
    @paulagutierrez192 Před 4 lety +112

    for a moment there i thought i stopped understanding my own language

  • @andreasalgado9524
    @andreasalgado9524 Před 4 lety +467

    I'm from Mexico and I can't even understand what does she said in the "spanish" part...
    Bad pronunciation and lots of autotune, don't put them together again please

    • @demar3223
      @demar3223 Před 4 lety +8

      Ikr? I would never have guessed what she was saying if James hadn't put the lyrics. Bailendo? Really? Besides, she kinda looked like Salma Hayek on Frida with that tan

    • @ajsweet7236
      @ajsweet7236 Před 4 lety +6

      Oh good! I thought that it was my spanish was so bad that I couldn't understand her.
      I have never heard anyone with that bad of a pronunciation. Did she even try?

    • @morganick
      @morganick Před 4 lety

      I'm white but I know a bit of spanish and I couldn't understand either 💀💀

  • @Kirsten4260
    @Kirsten4260 Před 4 lety +929

    Dani: *Pronounces words in Spanish terribly*
    The whole Hispanic community: *DÏSTGUSTANG*

    • @elliemuir879
      @elliemuir879 Před 4 lety +11

      'corathon' 'bilando' i-

    • @AMysticalDemon
      @AMysticalDemon Před 4 lety +5

      I’m Hispanic and you guessed my reaction to her song LOL

    • @rsgxxa
      @rsgxxa Před 4 lety +1

      Lol, I’m Hispanic and yes, that was my reaction lmao

  • @jrgatlin25
    @jrgatlin25 Před 5 lety +3231

    Danielle Cohn **breaks up with mickey tua**: I will love for you forever :(
    *2 days later*
    Danielle Cohn: I’m getting ‘married’ to my new boyfriend

    • @gaymerph9638
      @gaymerph9638 Před 5 lety +60

      law in the philippines:
      whoever parent (s) let their child to have relationship or pushing get married at age of under 18 will go to jail also the priest. below 18yrd still considered as kids here.

    • @janae9183
      @janae9183 Před 5 lety +1

      Racer25 😂😂😂

    • @janapura2144
      @janapura2144 Před 5 lety +3

      @@gaymerph9638 Hi kabayan

    • @ナナたかしー
      @ナナたかしー Před 5 lety +3

      Woopppss if mickey tua didn’t break up with Danielle cohn PH PEOPLE SAIDS THATS CHILD ABUSE😂🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂

    • @cakes4494
      @cakes4494 Před 5 lety

      Wait what

  • @godlovesyou3932
    @godlovesyou3932 Před 4 lety +94

    This sounds like a middle schooler’s Spanish 1 assignment, where they did the minimum amount of Spanish required and used a generic Spanish love song backing track. 😂😂

    • @Nekoszowa
      @Nekoszowa Před 3 lety +1

      Well, she is a middle schooler.

  • @bekahnicole7609
    @bekahnicole7609 Před 4 lety +1399

    That’s a child...dressed like women MY age

    • @melcybeardy5311
      @melcybeardy5311 Před 4 lety +112

      Literally her body looks like a child

    • @bekahnicole7609
      @bekahnicole7609 Před 4 lety +87

      Melcy Beardy for real for real! It’s gross!

    • @melcybeardy5311
      @melcybeardy5311 Před 4 lety +82

      @@bekahnicole7609 ik and honestly weird and disturbing

    • @cdotz84
      @cdotz84 Před 4 lety +7

      No shit

    • @ZvinH1
      @ZvinH1 Před 4 lety +45

      She’s younger than me by a frickin YEAR and I’m here thinking denim shorts show too much skin

  • @onodi-andradeliliana7981
    @onodi-andradeliliana7981 Před 5 lety +791

    *"I've seen men happier sitting on a wooden stool on death than dancin in your music video"* I'm dead 😂💀

    • @tirzxh
      @tirzxh Před 5 lety +4

      It's the truth though 😂💀

    • @ironyd3725
      @ironyd3725 Před 4 lety

      And so are they

  • @Yddet12345
    @Yddet12345 Před 5 lety +681

    I thought the half Spanish, half English songs were left back in 2018 with despacito

    • @Hannah-io9jb
      @Hannah-io9jb Před 5 lety +9

      I wish.

    • @Townie7177
      @Townie7177 Před 5 lety +10

      Nothing wrong with despacito. Also you can understand their Spanish

    • @zarofina
      @zarofina Před 5 lety +21

      @@Townie7177 it's just slightly overrated

    • @musicalgeeksfan6438
      @musicalgeeksfan6438 Před 5 lety +6

      let’s be honest, most of it’s in english. lol.

    • @dunphy9051
      @dunphy9051 Před 5 lety +1

      yddet1234567890. It’s not even half Spanish tho 🤣

  • @blsmpjm1838
    @blsmpjm1838 Před 4 lety +359

    Me: * reads title*
    Also me: *did he just find out?*

  • @laura-px1me
    @laura-px1me Před 5 lety +937

    “Danielle Cohn can’t actually sing”
    No one said she could in the first place

    • @laura-px1me
      @laura-px1me Před 5 lety +20

      Did you actually just call me an idiot over a joke? Wow

    • @neogeoo9317
      @neogeoo9317 Před 5 lety +8

      @@laura-px1me i agree that was just an absurd use of idiot

    • @scrimblo3
      @scrimblo3 Před 5 lety +13

      I agree everyone that this argument is pointless

    • @jess_7076
      @jess_7076 Před 5 lety

      Lysine Contingency You: calls somebody an idiot over a joke
      Also you: *spells “you” wrong*

    • @sneakysnake7695
      @sneakysnake7695 Před 5 lety +1

      No one asked her to either

  • @daniplutos2941
    @daniplutos2941 Před 5 lety +4953

    *Danielle Cohn releases Mi Amor*
    Me: I smell a new James Marriott video.

  • @hakumi195
    @hakumi195 Před 5 lety +3837

    *Danielle Cohn Finds Out She Was 0% Spanish Or However You Say It.*
    *Becomes Lele Pons*

    • @yugyeomslegs9603
      @yugyeomslegs9603 Před 5 lety +69

      Lmao at least Lele is latina

    • @Craze_1209
      @Craze_1209 Před 5 lety +14

      *M I A M O R 9 9 9*

    • @satan3034
      @satan3034 Před 5 lety +31

      hEY gUYs DiD YoU kNOw iM lATInA

    • @dolly7254
      @dolly7254 Před 5 lety +16

      @@satan3034 she didn't ask to be born Latina 🤩🤩🤩

    • @thelatina9138
      @thelatina9138 Před 5 lety +15

      They should do a collab their both equally *terrible*

  • @shwoorp
    @shwoorp Před 4 lety +52

    When you find out you're 69% human: *Cave man noise*

  • @sillyg70
    @sillyg70 Před 5 lety +1164

    * danielle tells diego to go back to his country * Danielle: "im not being racist because im actually spanish"

    • @nidhinehasingh2874
      @nidhinehasingh2874 Před 5 lety +18

      Ikr.. I watched that video where she told him that 😂

    • @Kimberlymenjivar123
      @Kimberlymenjivar123 Před 5 lety +42

      but she doesen't know that being spanish is not hispanic HAHA.

    • @doggoperson6454
      @doggoperson6454 Před 4 lety +8

      @@Kimberlymenjivar123 I'm both and I was offended. It happens more often than you think.

    • @gabriellam772
      @gabriellam772 Před 4 lety +14

      Danielle doesn’t understand that Spanish is not a race and I’m actually half Puerto Rican and half white meaning my race is white but my ethnicity is Hispanic

    • @pinkfoxgloves
      @pinkfoxgloves Před 4 lety +5

      Just do it people from spain are hispanic but they aren’t latino

  • @sugarysweets5486
    @sugarysweets5486 Před 5 lety +2127

    Hispanic community chat
    *Dani enters the chat*
    _hispanics have left the chat_
    Edit: ty for the likes. Have a nice day and good morning/night or somethin'.

    • @prettylush456
      @prettylush456 Před 5 lety +22

      Sugary Sweets
      23andme: 0.001% hispanic
      Dani: **halfway through writing a song in spanish**

    • @angiesrandomvideos1592
      @angiesrandomvideos1592 Před 5 lety +13

      @@fatcoochie4209 then give her to the aliens!!!

    • @gimmedemtoes
      @gimmedemtoes Před 5 lety +13

      Angie's Random video's i just spoke with my pet alien and he doesn’t want her either

    • @sweetenlemons8659
      @sweetenlemons8659 Před 5 lety +11

      @@gimmedemtoes yea where keeping her far away from area 51

    • @moonkandiie2273
      @moonkandiie2273 Před 5 lety +10

      I don't even think she's part of the human species ouch

  • @kt-ej3os
    @kt-ej3os Před 4 lety +408

    Director: how much autotune do you want to cover up this awful singing?
    Dani: yes

  • @timeacernaiova7101
    @timeacernaiova7101 Před 4 lety +138

    He really said “that guy, we GONNA call him noodles”😭

  • @MrMsdeendeen
    @MrMsdeendeen Před 4 lety +1949

    When she said “dance all night, baby” I thought she said.........
    “Dance on my baby”

  • @olivialambert1763
    @olivialambert1763 Před 5 lety +207

    Producer: How many plants do you want
    Danielle: YES

  • @lylmin
    @lylmin Před 5 lety +614

    Dani needs to be actually cancelled, not just say that she is 🤭

    • @karleys8760
      @karleys8760 Před 5 lety +3

      She gets all her views cause everyone hate watches her

    • @vaaleria100
      @vaaleria100 Před 5 lety

      Ena lmao agreed 😂

  • @maks9589
    @maks9589 Před 4 lety +116

    As a Hispanic Mexican-Spanish’s citizen, I feel 𝗼 𝗳 𝗳 𝗲 𝗻 𝗱 𝗲 𝗱.

    • @gergesworld
      @gergesworld Před 3 lety +1

      As a Hispanic Costa Rican-Spanish citizen I feel offended too tho, can relate

  • @Euphoria-uh2cz
    @Euphoria-uh2cz Před 5 lety +650

    “ She may as well sing in Simlish”
    Me: I thought that was what she was singing in...

  • @daisyx0558
    @daisyx0558 Před 4 lety +1457

    She's wearing short shorts and a revealing top. This girl is 13. Or 14 now idk. But anyhow, the fact that she is singing about love and dressing like that, trying to be sexy is just..disturbing. how did her parents raise her?

    • @tori9798
      @tori9798 Před 4 lety +112

      Daisy x0 it’s the mom’s fault and the internet she probably wanted to fit in the teenage life or wanted to grow up faster just so people would like her.

    • @lexx5618
      @lexx5618 Před 4 lety +47

      Her parents didn't, I'm pretty sure a horse did

    • @imanoisybanana2712
      @imanoisybanana2712 Před 4 lety +25

      The parents probably came up with it. That's the problem.

    • @suivilo3159
      @suivilo3159 Před 4 lety +23

      The truth is, they didnt

    • @goomy1
      @goomy1 Před 4 lety +22

      I'mANoisyBanana it's mainly her mother who is probably making the ideas

  • @BirdRobinsonHood
    @BirdRobinsonHood Před 4 lety +46

    It sounds like: "I love you, Te quiero, if you know what I'm saying"
    That's actually ironic if it is!

  • @spicycel9246
    @spicycel9246 Před 5 lety +574

    I think she said “I love you, te quiero, you feel what I’m saying”
    **WTH ARE THESE LYRICS**

    • @Jocelyn-fz2xb
      @Jocelyn-fz2xb Před 5 lety +9

      Celie now that you say that I hear it too

    • @vitamin16r17
      @vitamin16r17 Před 5 lety +3

      I heard that too

    • @Blue-zc6dh
      @Blue-zc6dh Před 5 lety +9

      Te quiero is literally a platonic way of saying that tho, right? The fuck

    • @arnelarizvanovic9482
      @arnelarizvanovic9482 Před 5 lety +4

      ikr she literally says "my love, dancing, and dance all night baby" when u translate it. LIKE WHAT

    • @thedutchbro9597
      @thedutchbro9597 Před 5 lety

      Thats what i heard yeah

  • @lampm4n
    @lampm4n Před 5 lety +577

    nobody:
    danielle cohn: i didn’t ask to be born latina, no más tuve suerte

    • @yutah.
      @yutah. Před 5 lety +16

      *Roblox has entered the chat*

    • @justbleu3437
      @justbleu3437 Před 5 lety +25

      Lele Pons: Im I a joke to you?

    • @alondracorrales6261
      @alondracorrales6261 Před 5 lety +2

      idk dudeo it was actually Antoni garz but ok also idc dat i spelled it wrong ;)

    • @quanxiss_
      @quanxiss_ Před 5 lety

      @Shahad! Alsaeed Duolingo: Mhm

  • @klaudiasugier2211
    @klaudiasugier2211 Před 5 lety +517

    Danielle: makes a Spanish song and culturally appropriates Latin culture
    Also Danielle: “gO bAck tO YouR oWn CoUnTry”

    • @thetrashinyourbasement7898
      @thetrashinyourbasement7898 Před 4 lety +7

      Klaudia Sugier are you saying it’s culturally appropriate? Cause if so, that’s very rude and very much a lie. Im Latina and most of us are nothing like that. Plus, that’s not our culture at all. If not, I’m sorry for bothering you. Just wanna clear stuff up.

    • @klaudiasugier2211
      @klaudiasugier2211 Před 4 lety +13

      Love 1D Forever no, I’m saying that she took the culture and made it something it’s not. 😊 when someone culturally appropriates a culture it means they take it and use it when it’s not their culture and change what it is in a bad way.

    • @thetrashinyourbasement7898
      @thetrashinyourbasement7898 Před 4 lety +2

      Klaudia Sugier oh okay. Thank you for clearing that up. Have a lovely day! 🤗

  • @riley7568
    @riley7568 Před 4 lety +42

    I remember there was an add in the middle of the song, then the add was “How to sing better”
    I frikken died

  • @tiffany.enering
    @tiffany.enering Před 5 lety +206

    I was a bit confused when James pronounced ‘corazón’ like ‘corathón,’ but then I realized I learned to speak Spanish with Mexican pronunciation and not Spanish pronunciation

    • @lar3488
      @lar3488 Před 5 lety +15

      Castilian, what James “speaks” is Castilian Spanish ☺️

    • @tiffany.enering
      @tiffany.enering Před 5 lety +10

      Larpi Castañeda Paz oh ok, im still currently learning to speak myself and we learn based on either Spain Spanish or Mexican Spanish. I’m sorry if I came off as rude lol

    • @lar3488
      @lar3488 Před 5 lety +8

      Tiffany Enering oh no! Sorry if mine did! I just thought you knowing the actual word for it might help you in your future explanations ☺️

    • @tiffany.enering
      @tiffany.enering Před 5 lety +7

      Larpi Castañeda Paz you didn’t come off as rude at all! I was hoping I wasn’t coming across as ignorant, so thank you for giving me the proper information :P

    • @sexualtaco308
      @sexualtaco308 Před 5 lety +2

      @serenity ღ yesss

  • @lithiumstar
    @lithiumstar Před 4 lety +1621

    "She sounded like an old granny trying to make song with a lot of autotune"
    -My older brother-
    edit:IT'S BEEN A FUCKING YEAR

    • @teddy4400
      @teddy4400 Před 4 lety +12

      Hello fellow Crybaby🍼

    • @erxn4544
      @erxn4544 Před 4 lety +3

      Tbf hes right exept Shes the Complete Other side on the age Range

    • @MA1MA11
      @MA1MA11 Před 3 lety

      How's ur mom

    • @nixa7163
      @nixa7163 Před 3 lety +2

      Please don't break my ankles-
      *wait i forgot you turn into ✨a s h e s✨*

    • @mightychondria666
      @mightychondria666 Před 3 lety

      @@nixa7163 Zhongli
      You didn’t come home and I’m pissed

  • @The_Bonk22
    @The_Bonk22 Před 5 lety +241

    James:*Fails English GCSE*
    Also James: Guess I’m Spanish now?

  • @ghostlady5644
    @ghostlady5644 Před 4 lety +54

    She auto tunes so much that she sounds like a artificially made...

  • @sophiacantoral9285
    @sophiacantoral9285 Před 5 lety +206

    Dani : Said 2 words in Spanish
    Dani : soy mexicana

    • @Dannysrdzcamargo
      @Dannysrdzcamargo Před 4 lety +1

      Sophie Cantoral she says she is “half Spanish” and “half French” ._.