I have good reason to believe they did A few years after WWII a Japanese cult was decimated in the outback from a major explosion, equivalent to that of a nuclear bomb or massive explosive material. Alot of Japanese people didn't know the war was over in other countries and continued to fight, so maybe these people went here on a mission and ended up crashing and going insane, eventually exploding the bomb. If you want more info, replym
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When you walk outside and see a spider the size of your car.
Insert name here
Fuck u Australian spiders aren’t that big
Insert name here it's a joke mate
LuxXX it's a joke and I live in australia spiders are terrifying
@@connorboi5241 snakes too mate
@@cheesebugergurl yes ur right
*MURDEROUS WILDLIFE INTENSIFIES*
when you make fun of America by not having a mass shooting in over 20 years
I can just feel the tarantulas and snakes crawling up my face
Oogiansun5 When your entire country is an actual prison.
Oh crikey! Lad, the possums bein eaten by the tarantula
Except you don’t have a survival guide because the Aussie Internet is slow.
When you call your friend “mate”
*m8
RM Space no❤️
And you say it like "mite" and no fucking "m8"
Mate mate mate mate mateMate mate mate mate mateMate mate mate mate mate
That would be Uk
When you try vegemite for the first time
fuck you
*I SAY DO YOU SPEAK MY LANGUAGE*
*H E J U S T S M I L E D*
*A N D*
*G A V E*
*M E*
*A*
*V E G E M I T E*
*S A N D W H I C H*
Nitron Cubes Really? If you are Offended, Dont Watch this.
When you deathmatch and it's all junkrats
@Memey Inkling i offered myself one and ate it
When in TF2 your whole team plays Sniper
My Australian ass is proud
When you get a team kill with one rip tire and save the match
Too right
@@thenexus5790 Literally me
I have some bad news folks. The sniper is from New Zealand.
When a Kangoroo stole your Holden Ute
*a fakken roo stole my ute!*
but what if a honey badger steals your V8 supercar?
Cbr 3 It would’ve stole a Ford Falcon
or a holden torana...
Cbr 3 Or maybe a Holden Monaro
Giant spider intensified
Rafael Suprayogi nope
When howtobasic uploads
Really sends me back to the days where I’d go to the school assembly and they’d accidentally turn the speakers up too high
Bruh ahaha this is so true
When you invade turkey during the First World War
And you lose almost all soldiers
So Emus were avenging their cousins?
Mary Moriarty when you lose a war against a bunch of fucking birds
@@milokaw4193 Nah the Ottomans suffered more casualties.
@Finn Brazil No... Australia didn't loose, we had barely any commanders and we're just reinforcements for the French and British. They commanded us
0:08 when you realise Vegemite isn’t chocolate
When you go to war with a bunch of emus
That Guitar Guy I wouldn't call two people conducting an animal clearance a war but anyway
When Japan loses the battle of Papua New Guiana to untrained Australian Teenagers XD
Kokoda trail m8
Guinea*
Japan Moment 💀
When you see the emus in the distance
I played this next to a jar of Nutella
Now it’s Vegemite
*This is the kangaroo's national anthem*
USA BALL i am sorry but I got rekt by an australiaball
*Convict Intensifies*
When half of your country is on fire
dark
When you you go to a zoo and a kangaroo says "Hey Mate"
*plays this in front of Burger King*
Now it became Hungry Jacks.
*[LOSING EMU WAR INTENSIFIES]*
When you start a bushfire
When you walk outside and get arrested
When a magpie swoops a kangaroo
*As an Australian: I needed this... thank you..*
Rise up
When a kangaroo steals your didjeridoo and you kill him with a boomerang and bbq him with vegemite
When you win to some insane Japanese warlords but lose to some 6 foot tall birds.
Australian students after singing the national anthem on a Monday morning for the 10000000th time
That's quite true about schools in Australia.
@@TheUnforgiven59 Primary school that is
@@yerlocalpeanutdealer795 Yeah. When I was in primary school it was always "young and free". I'm not used to the new version.
When you manage to check your mail without getting murdered by fifteen different poisonous animals.
*_TONY ABBOTT INTENSIFIES_*
*Scott Morrison intensified*
*_Anthony Albanese intensifies_*
When your NBN connection drops out for the 20th time in a day
LOL
🤣🤣🤣
💀
When you drop a cigarette in the forest and cause a bushfire all across the country
When japan didnt invade
Thank god lol
I have good reason to believe they did
A few years after WWII a Japanese cult was decimated in the outback from a major explosion, equivalent to that of a nuclear bomb or massive explosive material. Alot of Japanese people didn't know the war was over in other countries and continued to fight, so maybe these people went here on a mission and ended up crashing and going insane, eventually exploding the bomb.
If you want more info, replym
When you lost a war to a bunch of emus
When Australia becomes the biggest coal industry in the world.
When you also loose in Vietnam but no one remembers
When your successful in veitnam
*Expectation: Everything in this song can kill you - Reality: Everything in this song can kill you*
dingos
i fucking found u
*LOSING TO EMUS INTENSIFIES*
Waltzing Matilda anthem vol 2
When you declare war against long chickens
sniper is a good job mate
When you beat the Japanese Empiee but loose to flightless birds:
When you finally get a Mazda Bt-50
When the Japanese invade your island and your wildlife kills their entire army
When Craig Lowndes wins his 8th Bathurst 1000
When he's coming last but the safety car lets him catch up:
POV: you are in ww3 and you see Australians riding kangaroos and emus to battle
*drip rifle insifies*
I think im the only one that gets that baha
this is more fire than the country itself
...
LOL
💀💀💀
Shots fired.
When you eat one too many vegemite sandwiches and end up turning into a kangaroo
*When you lose a war to birds that can't fly*
I am an Australian and I must say this would make the school assembly so much better
When someone mixed up Australia as Austria
When Daniel Ricciardo scores points in his McLaren 💀
When Piastri rejects Alpine
This sums up the battle of Kokoda pretty well
I played this at the school assembly over the speakers and as going to a catholic school I got suspended for 3 weeks
When the prime minister goes for a swim and gets lost forever
When a game has Australia in it for once
When the government wants your encryption keys.
**Gigantic Mutant Spiders eating Vegemite Sandwiches with Steve Irwin during a Wildfire**
when you see thylacine in front of your house
As an Australian I am very proud of this.
What about the slight lyric change? I still like this version.
When you killed the last emu successfully
When The Australian teacher sends the class weeb to detention
*vietnam flashbacks intensify*
When you find a Kangaroo at your backyard.
I’ve seen one on my front lawn before
this is good shit mate
*EMU WAR INTENSIFIES*
When the police chokes you out for not wearing a mask.
This is a certified Sonic Rush Adventure moment
Australia : *used to be a penal colony*
Australian : I'm a prisoner
when you finally defeat the emus
When Irwin gets dishonored, but you've got the rest of the world with you.
When you realise you call your friends in school classMATEs
just put this on a mp3 file put a speaker in a ballistic missle put the mp3 file in the speaker launch it at north korea
When you train your wildlife as part of the military
*When You Go To A Men At Work Concert*
*Scorpion Spider hybrid Wasp intensifies*
*when you successfully taking Timor Leste's resources after 1999*
When a emu is eating your wheat farm
This is the first thing Chinese soldiers will hear when they land. And it’ll be the last thing they’ll here ever.
*FIRE INTENSIFIES*
Played this to my pet cat
Now it's a tarantula
When you watch Bluey for the first time.
💀💀💀 Right here, I watched Bluey for the first time and it was great.
When you invade Australia but forget the millions of deadly animals
I played This To a Baseball Stadium Now Mate It's a Cricket Stadium
When you finally win the war against emus
When you say Quarantine Camps instead of Concentration Camps.
When you went upside down for the 1st time:
When tony sends back the boats
When a magpie steals your vegemite sandwich
When you look out the window and see Emus, Magpies, Spiders and more creatures outside your house:
When you’re in an alternate universe where Australia wins the war against the emus.
When your WI-FI says 1 bar
When Daniel Riccardo wins in Monza
100% accurate 😁
When a spider the size of your car steals your vegemite:
I played this to a bowl of spaghetti
Now it's Kangaroo
When spiders raid your house after you left for 1 hour
When you see 7 foot spiders and kangaroos while eating vegemite