Best of Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer | The Fighter and The Kid
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Berts story about him and his dad broke my heart.... it was also the most Kreicher thing ive ever heard in my life. its made him the bert he is .
What happened
@@mattkitzke4556 Bert asked his father why he hates him and instead of being like " I dont hate you" he says " I was scared of you because you reminded me of my dad"
mOnstar It’s a shame he’s the most racist person on Earth.
@@monstar7566 Ohh, that's what you were talking about. Oddly enough your comment also works well with the simple fact his Dad was dosed.
@@Andrewlang90 You haven't met me
Best of Tom Segura.
*Tom sits there and listens to Wrinkles and Big Brown argue over boxing*
Will Matthews yeah, this is the douchiest podcast out
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Kkkkmmkomkiommoimimimmioio9m9mmmoimimikiimmkkommookkoooooookokoooooi
I mean if anybody knows anything about getting ko'd it's Brandon schloob he's a fukn muppet
Bert vs Nadav is the charity fight I wanna see.
Bert “I touch my bare feet then my mouth during podcasts” Kreisher.
Yea he's a fucking disgusting human
Time stamp
@@themurraypeeps5795 17:02 with the left hand and he was rubbing/scratching his feet on & off throughout the podcast like he had athlete's foot or something 😂
@@Fireoncityy he has athletes foot, doesn't brush his teeth, and considers a shower and a jump in the pool as a shower. He's fucking disgusting
He looks like he smells damp
"Syphilis bring it, am I right" 😂🤣😂 callen daps him up
Brian only wants to talk about how tough he thinks he is and how ready he is to fight at all moments of his life fuckin hilarious
People really take him seriously but he's joking when he talks like that
Bryan's accidental fistbump to Brendan's "syphilis" is fantastic
The fact that Bert pulled up with some jeans and mandles is legendary🐐
Tom "Waterboard Champ" Segura
*Schaub has X-Man level CTE*
Bullrider Bear brilliant🤣🤣
X-Man is a character in the X-men universe, he has omega level abilities, telepathy is one of them, meaning he's really good at using his brain lol... I know what you meant though, I'm just a dork.
@@codyb6871 "shut up nerd" -probably Brenden
@@codyb6871 thank you very insightful
@@codyb6871 Nerds are ALWAYS Welcome!
We are the ‘keepers’ of knowledge, who share it with others. 🤓 📚
We are all ‘nerds’ for our own things, especially nowadays.
7:32 "allah al kabach" 😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭
He actually thought that the correct pronunciation was "different shit, that's that ISIS..." like bro what the fuck? His stupidity is next level
😭😅😭
@@hornedgoatweed ummmm it was a silly joke/comment..stfu
Getting roofied is in Bert's gene's
Ari Schaffir has entered the chat.
Mommy genes
Well he's from Florida so makes sense lol
What in the actual fuck? You’re gross 🤢
@@charlottem.1477 oh shut the fuck up Charlotte.
Can't believe Brendan Shaub was like you guys think you have hands?! 🤣
Bert: Fortyyyyy, forty two
Schaub: Not Young
Bert: Twentyyyyy, twenty one twenty two
Schaub: A little older
Schaub is the worst thing Rogan has ever done. And thats assuming Joe has murdered someone.
Tom and Bert are great!!! 😂😂😂😂
Tom “I don’t want to rock Bert” Segura
CaptainHerzog he looks like he could bring the thunder
Meanwhile Tom took himself out trying to do a 9 foot dunk
Two of my favorite ladies right there!
Callen got angry 10.00 “if u let me finish Brendan” oof
Tom Segura Clips
0:00
7:12
17:26
Thanks Jeans, bye mommy!
Excellent feathering jeans!
Keep feathering it jeans.
I got a DUI baby!!!
Tom was seconds away from saying he wants to fight theo.
Do they not get along?
Can you edit Brendan out?
You can always stop watching his product ya twat
@@justinr6439 No - Callen is too funny.
I agree, I only stick around for Callen.
Callen isn’t that funny at all, he is a try hard.. trying to be funny way to hard ALLL the time.
@@renewillard777 Oh, you mean like a comedian....
Berts story about getting that hair cut was golden
Uncle Joey doses Berts dad and its all fun and games. Ari doses Bert and everyone freaks out.
It was literally an edible vs molly
Weed is wayyy different than dosing someone fuckin molly
#imwithari
@@westropptay7388 a high dose edible can be a much more intense and terrifying experience than Molly ever could be.
tnarg27 pussy
Brendan is the kiss of death.
bert laughs how axl rose sings
Brandon "you must be a professional fighter to hurt someone" Shub
"You guys would raise fourteen dollars."
Bert is my kinda story teller.my boy is crying laughing trying to tell his own story lol
Dude, Bert HAS to make loosing his virginity into a stand up story.
It will SLAY
Edit: Even him just remembering it, would crush the Russian train story
Just glassin'...glassin'. just glassin'
I feel like Brendan Schaub just listens to JRE and then ask the same questions to the guests.
I feel like tom segura and will sasso need to be on a podcast together
Dale Doback tmp?
@Sleve McDichael wow someone is triggered
The best part of this clip is when Brendan isn't talking like an asshole to Callen
Callen deserves all of it
max kight seems like an alright dude y’all hate to much
Bert tells minor details in his stories with so much passion in a way that only a completely self obsessed person could. He’s telling us the address of a gas station he went to 30 years ago as if it was the whole point of the story
It’s still not too late to delete this
You can’t be a comedian without being self obsessed
7:34 look at Tom’s face when Schaub says that 😳😂
"Just body shots?" Baby... baby... you ever seen someone get hit with a clean liver shot? Light sparring ain't gonna make that feeling any more fun.
Bryan at 9:50 going on about how tough he is while sitting like a girl and slowly dying of old age 😂
Callen tough guy talk is tough to get through lol
tom n brian just agree with CTE boy just to shut him up LOL
As a Midwesterner, I cringe when people interrupt someone, or don’t say, “ope,” or, “excuse me.”
James McCarthy as someone from the east coast I find it so weird how I ended up as saying “ope” exclusively because no one here says it and idk where I picked it up.
Riley Peterson I wouldn’t rule out that you’re a decent person who might be polite enough to be considerate of not trespassing on others, but idk
I have never heard "ope" and I'm born and raised in the midwest.
Wtf is "ope"... oops?
It's like a short oops
Brenda is for sure the new Bitkiller Jones
Dumb Dumber even when Bryan was bitkiller Jones we still loved him and how hilarious he was. Brendan just makes you loathe him more and more every time you see him
😂😂😂
Honestly it’s awesome that marijuana saved berts dad and his relationship
Just tap Brendan on the chin & he’ll pile up..., believe me, I’ve seen it happen! 😂
Brilliant!
What white shoes is brenden wearing? Are those convers?
15:40 I'm crying LMFAO
I lost it lmao
OMG I couldn't stop laughing at Joey Diaz story
What a cool guy!
You know no one's aloud to say they can fight in front of Brendan he's such a DBag
Just give him a jigsaw
Shut the hell up and get over yourself
Anyone notice Shwaab brag about donating clothes when the charity fight thing popped up?
Tag Team charity bout...Bert and Bryan against Tom and Brendan
This is what I needed lol
Damn Brendon didint have to say we have a terrible stadium. Check the updates!! We balling
Why Bert sittin like that lmao
Someone needs too make a cut of Chrysler saying "I wanna be infected!"
"We'll get andy dyck in there"
Brendan fucking runs into a half decent joke sometimes lol
I’m from Tampa, Burnt Chrysler’s story about Dale Mabry and Erlich sounds not far from the norm around these parts.
TOM AND BERT BOX EACH OTHER FOR CHARITY PLEASE
Brendan is so insecure whenever Bryan talks about fighting. Like we get it you used to fight. Doesn’t mean no one else knows how to fight
DunKnoThaMySpace in all fairness Brendan can whoop his ass and all of guests asses. Dude when out and fought and lost and won and lost some more... I think he deserves to say that boxing (especially friends with gloves and head gear) would be just fine
Bryan is always talking about kicking ass and as a former pro, I’m sure Brendan gets annoyed
Jacob Bond that’s the bit.
Compared to Brendan 99% of the world's population can't fight so cut him some slack
J C Sometimes, he’s gotten legitimately mad at Brendan before for calling him out on his lack of fighting knowledge
CALLEN!!!!!!!! Reboot 10 minute podcast but it's going to have to be at least a hour long dude. I speak for 1 million people when I say this, we need that PC!!!! it will be top 3 pc out now. bry, the sass and dong'Elia. Get on it!!!
Im one of the million
Podcast is one word you fuckwit and stop acting like you're speaking for 1 million people when you have zero friends. 10 minute podcast is over for the original 3 and if you paid any attention to Sasso and his words of wisdom you would know that quality beats quantity everytime. Just because you're willing to shovel hours of oversaturated shitty content into your face doesnt mean 999,999 of us do.
Reboot the 10 min podcast to an hour long? It would be an entirely different podcast and they run out of Bs to talk about.
Sasso, Chris just fuck around all the time, and they've done that in the 10 min podcast 200+ times...
Just put 10 min pod on playlist
So you guys haven't heard...
Their comment aged well, eh?!
I feel like Bert would handle Tom in a boxing ring. Especially after their tennis match
And definitely after their basketball game
If Bryan punches like he swings a bat, Freddie Price Jr would have nothing to worry sbout
This videos about Tom and Bert and Brendan still finds ways to interrupt smh
Like you guys are dangerous lol
Bryan's the kinda guy who'd blow any a list celebrity just to be their friend and shit
Lol, Brian must of had friends that let him get away with talking bull shit for too long. I like how his boy’s check him. Lol
7:50 LMFAO
Dude y’all are exhausting with the Brendan stuff. Like I. Don’t. Have. Time. For it. It’s taking space for FUNNY thought out comments. This is COMEDY! Come up with jokes. Not dur dur I ‘ont wike brendeen durrr.
That’s a nice couch.
28:17 Brendan let it slip!!!
I love when Branded Swan laughs at cawlmedy but you know that he has no idea what's going on.
💯
I love all
You guys should do a celebrity charity boxing match for Justin Wrens "Fight for the Forgotten".
Everytime I see Bart on youtube, I get midroll ads about strokes
0:15 - 0:17 oh your trying to answer my question huh?
cte: cut you off cut you off cut you off
Jesus Christ Bert I almost cried
First 15 minutes is just callen talking lol
interesting how its funny that Joey slips Berts dad THC popcorn, but Ari gives Bert Molly and its the end of the world...
JamccallUSMC have you ever done molly? That shit changes you emotionally
JamccallUSMC two very different things
Different drug, same principle.
@@JamccallUSMC nah g that's not how it works
T buns was my favorite part of Cincinnati local media, who Dey
Why hasnt there been this fight night. Celeb pod fights lets do it
Poor bry looks so small between two normal size guys lol
My gf literally cut my ear like a month ago lmao
Tom's top of the list: Ronald McDonald
I love Tommy bunz and YMH is crazy funny. Bert would Jack Tom up in a boxing match. Think about how many fights Bert has most likely got into bc of Titos and soda.
7:32
“You cry?”
🤣😭😭
It's funny when his dad is slipt drugs hu bert.... that's funny.
The difference is that Bert was given the opportunity to play the victim, what did you expect to happen?
He said. I do stand up through a straw now. It's crazy to see the difference between comedians vs people who are trying comedy
Who doesn't love Tom and Bert, They're just the F-ing best!
It's so hard to listen to CTE talk.
I'm so high right now and that story about Bert's Dad opening up got me choked up man, that's some touching stuff. When he talks about his Dad lighting up when he says he'll let him find a cardiologist for him, that was some deep shit.
So Bryan got Brendan's haircut?
Oh my fuck, Bert has the waking equivalent of sleep apnea or some shit... His body doesn't remember to breathe on it's own?? WTF
Bahahahahahahahaha
Brendan to Bert - You a lot of face on your beard
1:10
The force of the 👖 was too strong for the camera
Sasso > Schaub
Without a doubt. I wouldn't even pretend they're the same. Sasso is a comedy vet.
I hope he and Bryan legit actually start a podcast together
Everyone > schaub
I dont think they had a guest on that wouldn't be a better replacement for him.
I don't think I have seen a worse special than his.
be careful man. you might get blocked by Brenda.
Back when Schaub was actually listening.
And now he is the biggest Conversation Strangler Steven's to ever walk the earth.
@@dustinwestphal803 Yah he stole the title from Callen.
Stfu and get a life, dorks.
@@joshr6966 You got us buddy. You joshing us right now?
Josh R wow! This acct keeps showing up and defending Brendan... burner acct?
“You had that thing in your mou-th.”
90's camcorder filter on
The issue is within the father. Not berty bert
So dosing Burt's dad at Easter, funny...dosing Burt on a podcast, pure evil