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  • čas přidán 15. 06. 2006
  • ali g meets a policeman and looks at weapons
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  • @alejandro449
    @alejandro449 Před 10 lety +341

    That cop was well intune with the chemistry of the show and his duty. Well done.

  • @yawetlettuce2107
    @yawetlettuce2107 Před 8 lety +558

    I love the difference between the UK guests and the USA guests. The UK guests laugh a lot more at Ali G where as the USA guests take him a lot more seriously. Fucking hilarious.

    • @greenrobot5
      @greenrobot5 Před 7 lety +13

      that's a laugh track, not actual audience...

    • @kevingow3894
      @kevingow3894 Před 7 lety +73

      He's talking about the guests, not the audience (ie the policeman).

    • @keithhoffman387
      @keithhoffman387 Před 7 lety +9

      This guy seemed pretty serious..

    • @Jefferson-ly5qe
      @Jefferson-ly5qe Před 6 lety +32

      Brits is used to banter, alright

    • @stijnvandamme76
      @stijnvandamme76 Před 3 lety +10

      @@keithhoffman387 2m32 he chuckles.. American guests never did that, except maybe the Feminist, she was pretty good at dealing with the nonsense.

  • @Fizzbomb123
    @Fizzbomb123 Před 8 lety +634

    The police man in this video is so nice....

    • @pikkuadi
      @pikkuadi Před 8 lety +19

      +mabus I've been on a Sacha Baron Cohen marathon on youtube and I see your comments on every single video. High five!

    • @67466476
      @67466476 Před 6 lety +2

      Matt Except Murrican ones

    • @aidandunne936
      @aidandunne936 Před 3 lety +4

      None of them are nice, ACAB

    • @goldy_on_pc930
      @goldy_on_pc930 Před 3 lety

      That smile

    • @Jackson099
      @Jackson099 Před 3 lety +9

      @@aidandunne936 so, you know every police officer in the world?

  • @luislizard2626
    @luislizard2626 Před 9 lety +349

    You are coming with me..... Ali g : Where? 😂

  • @09kovuk
    @09kovuk Před 16 lety +139

    "will you auction them...what if it was for charity"
    haha i gotta say Ali G's the best.

  • @NyCDeViL9010
    @NyCDeViL9010 Před 18 lety +150

    "it accidently slipped into somebody's arm...you know... a couple of times"

  • @Cyfix15
    @Cyfix15 Před 14 lety +45

    "what kind of excuses do a court believe" - excellent question

  • @melvin_milton
    @melvin_milton Před 10 lety +71

    3:02 the look on his face i think he just realized he's fucking with him lol

  • @RasmusJarlov
    @RasmusJarlov Před 15 lety +59

    The policeman is the coolest guy I have seen on TV in a long time.

    • @john8606
      @john8606 Před rokem +1

      You haven't seen Chuck Norris lately?

  • @Nvidiaguides
    @Nvidiaguides Před 13 lety +35

    "...and it fell into someone arm * murmurs* a couple of times"

  • @penguinbadgerturkeybear4343

    That policeman's a great sport!

    • @Grandmastergav86
      @Grandmastergav86 Před 2 lety +2

      That's how British Police were traditionally, now they've been politicised. Our Policemen were famous for their impartiality, sadly that's no longer the case.

  • @dixxjamm
    @dixxjamm Před 17 lety +13

    this is a excellent example of normal people that don't get the prank and don't necessarily have a sense of humor but still act normal.that police officer was really charming and the skit went really well.

  • @neezduts69420
    @neezduts69420 Před 8 lety +54

    "in my packed lunch"

  • @muffinman1
    @muffinman1 Před 10 lety +28

    that guy was a good sport

  • @c02615223
    @c02615223 Před 15 lety +23

    fell into his arm a couple of times

  • @CalHarding01
    @CalHarding01 Před 9 měsíci +8

    Big up to the cop. I half got the feeling he figured out that it was a parody situation, but just took the remainder in good humour.

  • @mm22sapphire50
    @mm22sapphire50 Před 9 lety +194

    the upload date, oh man it was nice times then :)

    • @ItsameAlex
      @ItsameAlex Před 9 lety +3

      I was only 15 back then

    • @esotericed8736
      @esotericed8736 Před 9 lety +9

      ItsameAlex I was 12.. those were far simpler and happier times.

    • @kungfujiujitsufliptrick4832
      @kungfujiujitsufliptrick4832 Před 6 lety +1

      I was 12 too when this came out. He'd probably get called a racist today..it was simpler times indeed.

    • @m.2891
      @m.2891 Před 5 lety +1

      *sigh* yeah.

    • @HankHaze
      @HankHaze Před 4 lety

      Rewatching and think the same ☹️

  • @myopinion3431
    @myopinion3431 Před 6 lety +9

    "..and it falls into someones arm... A couple of times.." lmfao 😂 epic

  • @DonDiablo
    @DonDiablo Před 16 lety +135

    as far as I know he talks with an english accent and many many english slangs.

  • @theoriginalmcsquare
    @theoriginalmcsquare Před 15 lety +5

    I love how he asks the stupidest questions possible, then catches them off guard with one that they werent prepared to answer

  • @DanielSmith-yw2sk
    @DanielSmith-yw2sk Před 10 lety +79

    All of these are legal here in America...

    • @shaun7389
      @shaun7389 Před 10 lety +65

      You must be proud of all of them school shootings ect.

    • @DanielSmith-yw2sk
      @DanielSmith-yw2sk Před 10 lety +10

      Nope.

    • @fatmanwithcake
      @fatmanwithcake Před 10 lety +8

      Daniel Smith It don't matter cuz the prison sentences in America are 4 times longer than the UK.... in the UK we have cameras everywhere, laws prohibiting everything and police officers that didn't drop out of school. Difference is: In America you probably get away with most crimes but when they finally catch someone the punishment is BRUTAL, in the UK it's the opposite: you'll never get away with anything but all they give you is a 6 month sentence or a slap on the wrist

    • @DanielSmith-yw2sk
      @DanielSmith-yw2sk Před 10 lety +2

      Nope, you need a degree in order to become an officer. People don't get away with crimes in America, maybe petite crimes, such as larceny of a piece of candy, but not mistermeaners or felonies.

    • @LCdrDerrick
      @LCdrDerrick Před 10 lety +15

      Barrack Obama
      At this moment there are more people imprisioned In the USA, than in any other country on the world. The States hold 5% of the world population but 25% of all human beeings imprisioned on earth. Most of them did nearly nothing, except of having the wrong colour or smoking weed. Much of those prisons are driven by private enterprise companies and those need to make profit as anybody knows. The state guarantees them, that there always will be enough customers. I've heard they call this system freedom&democrazy...or wait... that freedom&democrazy thing had something to do with bombing other nations civilians and kids to mush and poisoning their soil with DU-Ammo. I'm a little confused about that. Maybee that bombing thing was Democrazy and the Prison thing was Freedom or the other way around. And this is good news, cause they have a place for nearly every poor and jobless sublayer individual in their army or in one of their prisons. So there is always a choice and you do not have to have hunger or to be cold.

  • @traceyrychewhite6374
    @traceyrychewhite6374 Před 6 lety +12

    Love Ali G! He's always thinking about charity! RESPECT 👊 Say it!

  • @Chiko-sc1gz
    @Chiko-sc1gz Před 7 lety +10

    'u kno.. a couple of times'

  • @doyoulikechocolate
    @doyoulikechocolate Před 14 lety +7

    The funniest guy ever - ALWAYS makes me laugh my pants off.
    RESPECT!! - Bring Ali G Back!!!

  • @BingobONGOyesyo
    @BingobONGOyesyo Před 14 lety +9

    HILARIOUS !!
    Even the copper finds him funny ...

  • @CanonGames
    @CanonGames Před 2 lety +3

    I love Ali G so much.

  • @4k3el
    @4k3el Před 14 lety +7

    "i'll say convince the court because i don't believe you, your coming with me"
    "aye.. where?!" haha

  • @Cueball786
    @Cueball786 Před 16 lety +5

    "what if u just said it was for ur packed lunch" LOL

  • @Aspire85
    @Aspire85 Před 15 lety +4

    All improv mate. That's what makes Ali G & Borat so good.

  • @Proudmule1
    @Proudmule1 Před 3 lety +1

    They got a great guy to come on the show to do this bit. He looked truly bewildered at what he was hearing........but just kept responding as politely and seriously as he could.....after a pause from shock after some of Ali G's comments/questions.

  • @Coppertunes
    @Coppertunes Před 15 lety +3

    How he keeps a straight face is amazing.

  • @thedownhillerboy
    @thedownhillerboy Před 10 lety +3

    The world's top comedian is right here,this Ali G fellow...
    Respect to Sacha Baron from a Portuguese downhiller immigrant in Holland .

  • @rubenfrankish
    @rubenfrankish Před 7 měsíci

    Still one of the greatest introductions ever given! Respect the Flange... beyond hilarious!

  • @storerettz
    @storerettz Před 10 lety +8

    You've gotta give da flange respect. HAHAHA

  • @rubixfilms687
    @rubixfilms687 Před 15 dny

    UK: Gangs in our country possess dangerous weapons and must be feared.
    USA: hold my beer

  • @rlinfinity
    @rlinfinity Před 15 lety +4

    Cohen is a comic genius! :D

  • @psebert
    @psebert Před 17 lety +1

    The interview is done in private and then the tape of it is shown to the audience when the show is being filmed. Its real laughter.

  • @pauldavies106
    @pauldavies106 Před 2 lety +3

    The first time I watched this back in 1999/2000 I think I just cried with laughter. Cohen delivers the lines brilliantly with wit and is very dry.

  • @Grga539
    @Grga539 Před 15 lety +3

    from da phaalice :D:D:D

  • @ziko317
    @ziko317 Před 15 lety +2

    good old times mate :P

  • @FireFistGaming
    @FireFistGaming Před 16 lety

    this video is funny lol keep them comin thanks..

  • @thejew1789
    @thejew1789 Před 6 lety +1

    Ali G and The Temple of Doom

  • @leofroop
    @leofroop Před měsícem

    The polis guys stare when he asks about ripping the heart out is priceless 🤣

  • @ChristyKrohne
    @ChristyKrohne Před 6 lety

    That facial expressions or lack thereof is priceless!

  • @Newtype2259
    @Newtype2259 Před 14 lety +2

    "Fall in to someone's arm, you know..
    Couple of times"

  • @MrChelsea6370652
    @MrChelsea6370652 Před 15 lety

    u gota love this guy !!!

  • @HonestMan112
    @HonestMan112 Před 2 lety +1

    this guys goated

  • @zacharymcdowall1856
    @zacharymcdowall1856 Před 8 lety +53

    Nice geezer that policeman I have a lot of,respect for the British police, probably the best in the world tbh! Plus we have the best special forces in the world the SAS

    • @abdulrafay8838
      @abdulrafay8838 Před 8 lety +1

      no
      SSG are the best

    • @abdulrafay8838
      @abdulrafay8838 Před 8 lety +5

      +Zachary McDowall
      There is a thing called Google. u better use it.

    • @regzzuse280
      @regzzuse280 Před 7 lety +3

      SAS is the name of the former factory here, that went in bankruptcy. Is that what youre talking about?

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies Před 7 lety +3

      The local CHP plant near my town is called SAS also.

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      @sebastianangel3515 Před 7 lety

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  • @Ghost_Of_SAS
    @Ghost_Of_SAS Před 8 lety +17

    Good luck melting the wooden nunchuks at the iron foundry.

    • @p1nturicchi0
      @p1nturicchi0 Před 8 lety +2

      +Ghost81 You do know that iron foundries / iron furnaces reach temperatures up to 1700°C, right Einstein ?? You think wood won't melt at that high a temperature ??

    • @Ghost_Of_SAS
      @Ghost_Of_SAS Před 8 lety +1

      Raj Rajput
      Wait, are you being serious? Poe's law.

    • @unsealedabsurdfiles
      @unsealedabsurdfiles Před 8 lety +1

      +Ghost81 - idiot. the wood would disintegrate into nothing at such a temperature

    • @Ghost_Of_SAS
      @Ghost_Of_SAS Před 8 lety +5

      *fg@ffgf5885sd55s
      It would burn, not melt. That's the joke, you moron.

  • @AcousticNRG
    @AcousticNRG Před 5 lety +8

    you gotta give the flange respect LOL

  • @JoesPizza28
    @JoesPizza28 Před 18 lety +1

    Boyakasha! Staines Massive! Repra-sent!

  • @tstormark
    @tstormark Před 9 lety +8

    Wicked!

  • @alihamadi719
    @alihamadi719 Před 2 lety

    It's 15 years ... I feel old

  • @aperturesciencegames
    @aperturesciencegames Před 11 lety

    2012 and its still funy no surprise there

  • @CombatDaggers
    @CombatDaggers Před 13 lety

    soldiers can buy, can make, sell, distribute, everything

  • @booonesaaw
    @booonesaaw Před 14 lety

    how could you not like him

  • @samsungalaxywonder
    @samsungalaxywonder Před 11 lety

    2012 and this is still funny:)

  • @ChanDaKillaMan
    @ChanDaKillaMan Před 14 lety

    ALi G rocks!

  • @hgurwiP
    @hgurwiP Před 11 lety +1

    2013 and this is still funny

    • @um8778
      @um8778 Před rokem

      2023 and this is still funny

  • @Fireclimbing
    @Fireclimbing Před 14 lety

    brilliant just brilliant

  • @gillettecrackers
    @gillettecrackers Před 6 lety

    The guy kept his cool while Ali G was flailing around with sharp tools.

  • @donkremer6019
    @donkremer6019 Před 2 lety +1

    I never found out if this was staged or not, but so freaking funny.

    • @JudasPriestSUCKS
      @JudasPriestSUCKS Před rokem +3

      This is not staged. Alot of the later Borat stuff was staged.

  • @sterneis1
    @sterneis1 Před 15 lety

    a skanking classic,i love him.

  • @mvfc1100
    @mvfc1100 Před 11 lety +1

    2013 and it will still be funny :)

    • @beardedloon77
      @beardedloon77 Před rokem

      2022 the Queen just died, an ali g is still funny as fcuk

  • @joec4toon
    @joec4toon Před 15 lety

    Cheers.

  • @effyleven
    @effyleven Před 16 lety +1

    This was a real treat.. I hadn't seen this one before, (The policeman is real. He's part of a TV team which presents a crimefighting program in UK. Google "Crimewatch")

  • @andriussarapajevas3823
    @andriussarapajevas3823 Před 8 lety +1

    aaah i miss Ali G, he is jokes and does keep it real, i mean he actually shows some crucial education while being a joker. Wicked, Ali G nuff respect Ayee. Westside. Big ups from London

  • @tpcardoso
    @tpcardoso Před 15 lety +1

    haha i like how this guy is so chill

  • @oneznzeroz
    @oneznzeroz Před 16 lety

    I love the WTF look at 1:36!! LOL

  • @yufeizhou
    @yufeizhou Před 16 lety +1

    "Would you auction them?"
    "No..."
    "What if it's for charity?"
    "Not even for charity."

  • @frankiehallisey2123
    @frankiehallisey2123 Před 4 lety +3

    What about if you said you got it for your pack lunch lmao

  • @KieranRegan
    @KieranRegan Před 18 lety

    brilliant!

  • @maybenotsure5380
    @maybenotsure5380 Před 3 lety

    The karambit part is hilarious

  • @sjcdsteve
    @sjcdsteve Před 13 lety

    the guys face is priceless @3.11

  • @talal143
    @talal143 Před 15 lety

    funny man :)
    especially the heart part!

  • @estherjohn2971
    @estherjohn2971 Před rokem +1

    Very funny! Respect!🤪

  • @sapper6fd
    @sapper6fd Před 17 lety

    The song is called Dangerous by Busta Rhymes. Its old school (98 / 99)

  • @yufeizhou
    @yufeizhou Před 16 lety

    Ali G My Hero!

  • @GonzoMFahri
    @GonzoMFahri Před 26 dny

    the coppa could play a movie with that mannerism

  • @joshoxendine9968
    @joshoxendine9968 Před 11 lety +1

    1:08
    "How much is one of these" lo0Lolo0oOl

  • @chry1sz
    @chry1sz Před 11 lety

    love it aliii g aaaaaaaaaaaaaaait

  • @DaXiS1987
    @DaXiS1987 Před 14 lety +1

    but you gotta give the flange respect

  • @123puta3
    @123puta3 Před 15 lety +1

    i think sacha baron cohen does the ali g the best of 3 alter-egoes

  • @zoasis7805
    @zoasis7805 Před 3 lety +5

    I love this show so much but I cringe so much when I think what the guests must think when they get asked to come on a show. They must get so excited, probably tell all their family thinking it's a huge deal, and then it's just Ali G shitting on you haha. So brutal to think about

    • @Levente20
      @Levente20 Před 3 lety +1

      nahhh. you just have to have sense of humor and all good

  • @The08Joker
    @The08Joker Před 11 lety

    Proud.......get it up yea !!

  • @LJwest
    @LJwest Před 16 lety

    this is funny as...ali is his funniest character

  • @CraigGalley
    @CraigGalley Před 15 lety

    Hahaha gotta love Ali!

  • @NyCDeViL9010
    @NyCDeViL9010 Před 15 lety +3

    It's funny when he has the imaginary heart beating in the dude's face

  • @Radozdam
    @Radozdam Před 3 lety +1

    For real

  • @TJNerd
    @TJNerd Před 17 lety

    the look on the cop's face is absolutely hilarious

  • @joehunglow2009
    @joehunglow2009 Před 15 lety

    haha love ali.g

  • @judeskii
    @judeskii Před 15 lety +1

    forgot how funny this stuff was!

  • @rdor011
    @rdor011 Před 11 lety

    "... packed lunch" ahh tears...

  • @TuWylde
    @TuWylde Před 17 lety

    LOL YES that was soo funny the cop was speechless, and the kungfu part o man lol. hes a genius

  • @MADVILLAIN669
    @MADVILLAIN669 Před 11 lety

    End of the worlst and this is still funny

  • @tomhargreaves1835
    @tomhargreaves1835 Před rokem

    My old man used to work in the police and after this first aired I remember asking him if he knew the cop. He basically said he was an idiot.

  • @sameeruddin
    @sameeruddin Před 16 lety

    superrrrb!!!

  • @waffle854
    @waffle854 Před 12 lety

    the questions he asks are HALIRIOUS of course everyone knows that except for 138 people

  • @gunni96s
    @gunni96s Před 15 lety +1

    L O L
    "i don't believe you, you're coming with me - aiight, where?"

  • @TheEvoryda
    @TheEvoryda Před 14 lety

    ahh man that is wicked what is that?? class!!