These profile names get crazier and crazier! First, a bit of meme, then some shameless selfpromotion, a JoJo reference, some strange ass name, and last, unpronounceable gibberish.
I like the odds of being right that someone has already shot a policeman with a phallus shaped projectile through the use of a potato gun already. So they have no new threats to worry about.. it says something about society though. I'm not sure what.
Wait. They sent you a printer with a European cable... So you decided that instead of going to BestBuy or whatever to get a plug adapter, you would instead take out your soldering iron and cut the cable off, then get a US cable and solder it on, then duct tape it together? Quality content, this is why I watch your channel.
@@Transfixed But it's even easier to get a $5 adapter at your local tech store or order one off Amazon. Even I can do that. In fact, I have 2 adapters.
3:37 I 100% disagree, I find the technical aspects of these types of videos very interesting, and the juxtaposition of intelligent design to shit post concepts to be incredibly entertaining.
TL;DR My comment deserves nothing, I'm stroking my ego whilst praising the creator, and I still haven't bothered to correct obvious errors. I am also not sure if the Rick and Morty comment was a legitimate question or some heavy sarcasm, so I backed into the corner of making an ass of myself.
Normal people: Buys an adapter Michael Reeves: Cuts and then solders and duct tapes a cable carrying hundreds of volts endangering himself and anyone in the area
Day 213: Age still undetermined, subject seems to be more and more violent in experimental sessions. He appears to have been reflecting on past events and learning from them. More to follow.
Yo if Michael was drafted, the entirety of Iran would be fucked. Actually, everyone would be fucked because he has no morals and also wants to kill people.
That 3d printing joke went right over the heads of those who have never used a 3d printer 😂 I'm willing to bet each piece took about 2 hours and 30 minutes each
With my first youtube account i subbed to you about 3 years ago and always wanted to build robots and shit and recntly i’m beginning to code and i’m really enjoying it thanks man 🔥🔥
whats good man, straight to the point here man, you are the straw on the camels back that are the things helping in my life. It's good to see there's actually someone out there thats just like me..... just standing here menacingly lool
7:09 if you get it at just the right moment you can see the moment the ding ding enters the screen and the exact point where it hits the cans and the plastic breaks. It’s f*cking amazing.
Watching Michael Reeves with OfflineTV now and then going back to his old videos is such a culture shock, but not as much as watching his videos from about 2019ish. He seems somewhat normal up until the screaming room a, and that’s when he became mainstream and even fucking crazier
ok so same thing with the plates, 7:37 if you pause and play mili second by mili second you can see the ding ding hit the plates, cracking and shattering them as this time it remains in tact and slowly exits the screen. Once again, f*cking amazing.
I love how i got to watch this vid on my real age (under 18) channle, then i decide to watch it again but had to switch to my over 18 channel to watch it
Fox News are now reporting that people have lost their genitalia fucking dinnerware in a park on Hawaii! They suspect the individuals are buddies of eachother, and it was for a video to be put on youtube. Police are saying Fox News are on crack, which I am on coincidently on, too!
Cocking a gun just got a new meaning.
Lol
Holy moly. I just got shot
Underrated comment
Also brings a new meaning to “shot”
Ikr this guy...
Im obsessed with this chaotic neutral artificer halfling.
mood
The true hero we deserve.
he's chaotic evil and you can't convince me otherwise
@@lmaotyler5019 he's chaotic stupid
ohmygod I am absolutely going to make him an npc in my next campaign 😂
“What did you learn today?”
Michael: I learned that dongs are extremely aerodynamic”
Charlie White: "First time?"
Ye
He is stupid in a smart way
I mean they kind of are
So *that's* why the starship looks like that.
“If I’m elected god emperor of CZcams”
PRAISE GOD EMPEROR MICHAEL REEVES
When's the election?
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
Purging the thots
@@GaiusAcastian damm right
*P R E C I S I O N P E N I S*
Just like my sex life
PENISICION
p e e n c I s I o n
*P R E C I S E P E E P E E*
CZcams Buddy***
i just realized that a little kid is going to find your youtube buddy in the grass trying to find his frisbee
Or while trying to stop the bleeding from the broken plate he just fell onto.
@Oscar Hildebrand you got to be shitting me
Erite ZX Lmao.
Oh god it’s a homeless child
It is a football not a Frisbee
"Yeah I open carry"
"Oh cool! What cartridge does it shoot?"
"P E N I S"
PEN-15 rounds
Lol
6IN
Micheal reeves then: I made an actual gun : )
Micheal now: ha ha taze frends
Are you complaining?
@@coltenrice4907 I don't think so...
Why dont put them together i mean shoot you friends whit tazers
Friends? You mean
Hostages?
@@CT--sh4xw OH BOI that is a long void
Michael has drank so much monster he is gonna have a heart attack before he is 13
Suomi
or he is going to turn into a Kyle
I guess he has another 5 years then
tf, he's only 13? he looks, er, 21
renscy r/woooosh
He is literally Mark Rober, Filthy Frank and a child’s brain combined
true.
Wow I commented something like this and then was scrolling through the comments only to find this
All while on crack
Don't forget the Elon Musk.
Don’t forget the crack
“This baby will go so deep whoever pulls it out will be the king of England”
Oh no
*QUEST STARTED: pull it out daddy*
"The sword in the stone"
Step bro help its stuck
@Павел Васильев oh.. :/
Imagine beeing in war and u get killed with THIS type of gun
honorable death tho
@@deletedaccount8836 especially when it's shot by Michael himself
If I had that gun at war I would shoot it up someone's ass
The greatest death
A slow embarrassing death.
Michael Reeves: why do I keep getting demonitized
Also Michael Reeves: I built a gun
But get this, its a penis cannon.
And he left an orange dick projectile and broken ceramic where kids were running around
That shoots d i c k s
Demonized
Ah, yes, demonized
“If pipe weapons from fallout 4 were made by someone with a learning disability” basically sums up his whole channel
XDDDDD
Lol
@JASPER STRENKE no u
I read this at the exact time he said that 😂
GenericUsername I read this as soon as he said it and I got scared.
Welgun: “who are you?”
Micheal’s pp gun: “I’m you, but stupider”
When you can’t afford a gun in America
When you can’t buy a gun in any way in the Netherlands but you don’t mind
@@ArianeJoosting can't you own a musket/flintlock though? Many countries allow them.
@@michac.8283 nope most definitely not
@@ArianeJoosting f
@@ArianeJoosting at least you can defend yourself with lit joints and std infused hookers.
*Hi I'm Michael, and change fucking terrifies me.*
The demonization is strong in this one
Shove a Ham Productions this video will probably not get demonetised tbh
Shove a Ham Productions demonetisation**
Rusty Penguin gamer its a year old comment and their is different spelling for that word
Its like colors and colours
I used to think why does he get demonitized
Ive only seen this power once before
*filthy frank flashbacks*
Michael: *Our sponsor brilliant*
Me: stfu its lame
Michael: its *free*
Me: Say what?
same
Alternate title: Michael gets arrested by local police for building small arms in his house
People say that Elon Musk is a real life Tony Stark. If that’s the case, then this guy is real life Peter Parker.
Sam lol u not wrong
Sam yh but on like hard crack
in his latest video about the surgery robot when he was testing the motor out and it was going too fast, that's when he reminded me of peter parker
Have you seen Doctor Mike’s reaction to it yet? It’s golden lmfao
underrated comment right here
"By being sponsored, I can swear!!" -Michael Reeves in a nutshell.
I think it's funny. I don't know why.
MicrowaveGamer when he shoots the plates it makes it sounds like an m1 grand
@@samo_. yeah lol
I like that despite this, he sticks to calling them youtube buddies
Me: An adaptor for that is like 3 USD
Michael: DUCTTAPE
Yes but tape is cheaper
“Or what about back when nothing short of punching a baby in the jaw would get you demonetized”
Video: age restricted
Michael: unnamed carbonated beverage
2 seconds later
PEPSI
IT'S FUCKING BEEPIS
Peepis
Bepis
No worse Pepsi zero
Unoreversecard😂
“It shot glass all the way over here” “I had to move because some kids started playing football” I’m scared now
Is that gun legal
lemonheads sour I will make it legal
Ghast
What if you shot it at somebody’s ass? I’m curious and want it to be legal
@@ev.kid_3310 some girls'ass
Ev.Kid_ That one already is legal with consent
"This video may be inappropriate for some viewers" I'm dying
“Gorilla pit in a Cincinnati zoo” man when times were simpler
“Daddy, those arent bullets” - little girl in the park
The Most Beautiful Thing You’ve Ever Seen no.
@@nurchonstore2371 yes.
@@diegoalejandromaqueraquisp7955 no
These profile names get crazier and crazier! First, a bit of meme, then some shameless selfpromotion, a JoJo reference, some strange ass name, and last, unpronounceable gibberish.
Draagedeh it’s sir bear the awesome space explorer from what i could understand
-You Are Now On FBI's Watchlist
Good
_O h Y e A h_
I like the odds of being right that someone has already shot a policeman with a phallus shaped projectile through the use of a potato gun already. So they have no new threats to worry about.. it says something about society though. I'm not sure what.
I would have liked this but it has 420 likes allready and I cant be the one to mess that up
Nah just pornhubs
"CZcams cant demonitze me if i demonitize myself" - the smartest man i've seen
"What's the worst that could happen?"
And that was the last anyone saw of him.
Wait. They sent you a printer with a European cable...
So you decided that instead of going to BestBuy or whatever to get a plug adapter, you would instead take out your soldering iron and cut the cable off, then get a US cable and solder it on, then duct tape it together?
Quality content, this is why I watch your channel.
The website probably was in the uk
Terrorizer519 519 that’s not the point. The point was he could’ve easily bought an adapter
How about American fucks adopt proper plugs?
Of all the impressive stuff he does, that's the easiest thing. Even i can solder two wires together.
@@Transfixed
But it's even easier to get a $5 adapter at your local tech store or order one off Amazon.
Even I can do that. In fact, I have 2 adapters.
"IMMA FILL YOU WITH LEAD!!!"
-me, with holstered self defence phallic cannon
"Not if I fill you up first ;)"
Mathew Weakley kinky ;)
;)
Oh, oh no
o3o
fuck this comment
Imagine this went into production into the military and the enemy troops get terrified
"unnamed carbonated beverage"
Literally says Pepsi on the side of it...
That’s the joke
R/whoosh
Arttu Pöllänen you got me lol
R/wooshwithfourRs
@Arttu Pöllänen r/imusingmobiletooyoupieceofshit
"I want to die the old fashion way... In the gorilla pit of the Cincinnati zoo" Micheal Reeves.
Evan Morgan well if he really wants that I know a guy he should hit me up whenever
@@fajihussain9238 no you don't. Everyone knows Harambe is hiding in Argentina with Hitler.
Hack smith: Lawful good
William osman: neutral good
Michael Reaves: Chaotic evil
D&D reference?
Colin Furze: Chaotic good
Is that a fucking snowman gangsta pfp
Sirfrostysnow nice terraria pfp
Hes more chaotic neutral tbh
8:35
Plot twist :
The white liquid was coming from the youtube buddy
Hmm
HOLY FOOK
No if you doo that il send the swat team to your house
replace those youtube buddys whith impact gernades and you got yourself a godam long range gernade launcher...…..
Top ten 999999999 IQ comments ever
@@kylefranklin6284 why thank you x3
“Like if pipe weapons from fallout 4 were made by someone with a learning disability.”
Well raiders are dumb as rocks
@@fluffy7636 literraly every mutant raider and fucking everyone has a pipe pistol or rifle
I mean... Todd Howard...
They already are tho
I'm surprised that the FBI hasn't hired him yet.
I’m surprised they haven’t sent a hitman after him yet.
@@jakedever1472 nice :D
@@jakedever1472 nice :D
If they had, how would we ever know?
Jake Dever nice :D
Having the self motivation to teach yourself and learn things is a seriously underappreciated talent. That I don't have enough of
"youtube cant demonitize me if i demonitize my self"
IQ 200?
"Science isn't about why! It's about why not!" -Cave Johnson
Cave Johnson has some of the best quotes.
I don't want your damn lemons
*L E M O N S*
It makes me feel tingly when I see a familiar reference
@Ethan Holman portal reference
This video is so age restricted youtube gave me two prompts in a row asking if I was sure I would like to continue to the video
Mom: why do you want to be engineer and a IT?
Me:
“So lets go to the park, with a bunch of high pressure penises in our backpack. What’s the worst that could happen?” Michael Reeves, 2017
Spungeblob Short "Steps on glass"
*anything*
funny thing is i got an add after that quote
engraved on his _tomb_
Michael Reeves for President, 2028.
Legend has it that the "CZcams Buddy" is still hidden in the grass
QuietDude95 just watched that just to find you made this. Take him out!
I found it. Never seen Michael do this. But I found the youtube buddy
pp
@@mattika poopoo
@@user-df8mr6ye6b oooooOOOOO
Honestly didn’t notice how amazing the thumbnail was when I first watched this video
I absolutely love it how ding ding bass boosts every time the camera zooms
Nobody:
Michael: what was I talking about..?
Also Michael: (slaps table) Oh Yeah! *D I C K G U N*
u ment gum? 😏 it was a joke
@@xupeki9192 no, Michel said dick gun
D I C K G U N
@@Sampledcape5333 bruh he said it was a joke lmfao
Micheal gay
3:37 I 100% disagree, I find the technical aspects of these types of videos very interesting, and the juxtaposition of intelligent design to shit post concepts to be incredibly entertaining.
why is this comment not higher up? you are obviously a rick and morty fan right
Ruined it.
r/iamverysmart
TL;DR My comment deserves nothing, I'm stroking my ego whilst praising the creator, and I still haven't bothered to correct obvious errors. I am also not sure if the Rick and Morty comment was a legitimate question or some heavy sarcasm, so I backed into the corner of making an ass of myself.
@@mrglock568 no u
When the gun fired, my phone dropped on my face
Normal people: Buys an adapter
Michael Reeves: Cuts and then solders and duct tapes a cable carrying hundreds of volts endangering himself and anyone in the area
Day 213: Age still undetermined, subject seems to be more and more violent in experimental sessions. He appears to have been reflecting on past events and learning from them. More to follow.
Hex up up and away.
Tda friaekinn pesisi
Not tag truenen rjwo dea peepsiiis
I had to google it and turns out he’s of legal drinking age in the US. Fucking how.
confirmed. Michael is an SCP
Michael is gonna bring this to Iran when he's drafted for WW3
The man who speaks wingdings but Michael is twelve. He can’t be drafted
@@mangu9716 We're screwed.
Yo if Michael was drafted, the entirety of Iran would be fucked. Actually, everyone would be fucked because he has no morals and also wants to kill people.
Art I guess maybe he’d tase the damn ocean
he ISNT OLD ENOUGH
That 3d printing joke went right over the heads of those who have never used a 3d printer 😂
I'm willing to bet each piece took about 2 hours and 30 minutes each
Everyones Ass: i fear no man... but that thing... it scares me.
Makayla e
Gay people: uno reverse
@@peterparkerpancake1339 dongs are pretty bad too
@logg where’s the tf2 meme?
@@AntiHero2 czcams.com/video/WUhOnX8qt3I/video.html
Famous last words
I think i got infected by malaria
*Reads message hears that* me WHAT
I don't want to die like that I want to die in the gorilla pit in a Cincinnati Zoo
Copied 🤦♂️
I was the 1000th like :)
@@samuelspiker3587 okay nobody cares
When he said "I wanna die the old fashioned way. *In the gorilla pit of the cincinnati zoo*" I was on the toilet and almost died 😂😂😳
*Michael uploads
CZcams: *heavy demonetised breathing*
"A unamed carbonated drink"
*Flips over and see's pepsi*
yEeEeET GAMING_YT wow now ima go drink a pepsi
If it's "see's pepsi" why isn't it "Flip's over" ? Fucking English ignoramus.
See is pepsi
MilanoTheCat bro stfu this isn’t English class
@@Skrillz Triggered? Are you overly sensitive because you're failing English?
Make a pair of robot legs that do nothing but run into you
GOD EMPEROR OF CZcams MICHAELREEVES
It’s so amazing how you go from a tiny youtuber to a GIANT money making CZcamsr in a matter of years, good job Michael, I’m proud of you 😃
His smile says bedroom but his eyes say “why am I wasting my life making dildo guns”
His brain says: Why not
His mouth also says it too
Simon is lesbian and you can tell me otherwise
**Micheals IQ be high**
Micheal: i guess its just a shitty talent i'll use for videos.
Damn wish I had a shitty talent like that
Nice
@@averagenickelle3254 same
high on what? ;)
Cracc
7:40. almost sounds like a M1 Garand, very fitting
With my first youtube account i subbed to you about 3 years ago and always wanted to build robots and shit and recntly i’m beginning to code and i’m really enjoying it thanks man 🔥🔥
ahh yes, broken glass in the middle of a public park.
Not uncommon in Australia
Fuck you, it's ceramic
“Ughhh fuck you”.....
Your name fits perfectly
Background looks like Hawaii. If so, all is normal here lol.
Michael: I do not want to expose them to that
Kids who watch his vids: yeah totally
yeah totally
yeah totally
yeah totally
yeah totally
yeah totally
7:05 Embracing creativity and giving us content to enjoy, thats what you do and I want to say thanks.
Still watching, still dumbfounded, still amazed. Keep up the good work!
Michael: I made a pp gun.
6.5 mill people: hmm interesting
Its 6.9 mil lol
@@Itsnotmyfault. hah 69
ILikeMilk nice
Link to beat vid on youtube czcams.com/video/eJZqlQ3xvAo/video.html
7.9
Pipe weapons?
*PLASTIC WEAPONS*
New FALLOUT 4 update
Fallout 76
Fallout 38362846282946153
@@longdangley Fallout 4 + Fallout 76 = Fallout 80
PINIES WAOPENS
Well at least it's better then the pipe pistol
whats good man, straight to the point here man, you are the straw on the camels back that are the things helping in my life. It's good to see there's actually someone out there thats just like me..... just standing here menacingly lool
7:09 if you get it at just the right moment you can see the moment the ding ding enters the screen and the exact point where it hits the cans and the plastic breaks. It’s f*cking amazing.
Micheal: breaks a plate*
Kids: lets go play football and get glass stuck in our feet.
Some blind shoeless kids
@4:57 I would've said
It features a laser for tactical insertion
Lol
Just a question did he ever clean up the “glass” cause if not I think a child lost its eye
Watching Michael Reeves with OfflineTV now and then going back to his old videos is such a culture shock, but not as much as watching his videos from about 2019ish. He seems somewhat normal up until the screaming room a, and that’s when he became mainstream and even fucking crazier
Breaking sharp plates on a soccer field, what could possibly go wrong
Ghost2Coast losing a d*ckshot in the field...
too be honest, the plates probably weren't sharp, they were quite round. I see no problem.
legotechnic27 PREACH
Fuck you.
legotechnic27 7:36 I'll let you be the judge of that one..
"Make CZcams Stupid Again. *FUCK, I think I caught malaria.* " ~Reeves, 2020
that guy with the ravioli haha
ok so same thing with the plates, 7:37 if you pause and play mili second by mili second you can see the ding ding hit the plates, cracking and shattering them as this time it remains in tact and slowly exits the screen. Once again, f*cking amazing.
He totally missed the chance to say, "now that's penatration"
7:09
I might be late to the party, but sorry man...The Pepsi logo showed up for 0.000003 seconds.
CZcams detected that, now you get no ads.
I'm even later so I might be wrong, but i think this video may have never had ads to begin with.
oh. yep bye bye to michael
Dequan Milete he made a joke...
I'm even later, nah nothing else I'm just later
Adam Raubenheimer This isn'T the first fricking DISTORTED FORTNITE DEFAULT PROFILE PICTURE that doesn't know how to say r/woooosh
“ It might break my ribs....
Nothing a little hot glue can’t fix! ” Michael Reeves 2017
Absolutely hilarious. Great job, Michael!
The airport security calls a bomb squad to unload what they think is a homemade Grenade launcher just for a plastic duck to fall out
You are my favourite pre-teen CZcamsr
ClassicMiddleton it's really funny because he's like 20
hes 23
jeff jeeef so close
Woooosh
cypekpl cat yeah but no
"hi, I'm Michael, and change fucking terrifies me"
This is the first time I have seen Michael Reeves. I fucking regret not seeing him sooner. I love this kid. Hes just tazering people left and right.
Michael :I got a idea
Everyone : how many times do we got to teach you old man
moral of the story: ding dongs can break plates
Michael: "It was a simpler youtube, a stupid CZcams"
Me: "And a better youtube".
Same lol
2016 anyone is better than 2020 same person
How to delete someone elses dumb comment
GradeAUnderA did 2 videos on this, on how youtube isn't even enforcing its own rules and shit
His cripling depression entertains us
I love how i got to watch this vid on my real age (under 18) channle, then i decide to watch it again but had to switch to my over 18 channel to watch it
in other news theres an ongoing investigation in hawaii after several reports of children being injured by shards of ceramic at a local park
i was talking about the broken plates actually but i dont think all the youtube buddies are gonna make the scene look any better XD
link or it doesn't happen
Fox News are now reporting that people have lost their genitalia fucking dinnerware in a park on Hawaii! They suspect the individuals are buddies of eachother, and it was for a video to be put on youtube. Police are saying Fox News are on crack, which I am on coincidently on, too!
I fucking love this so much. Being a dick-loving gun nut, this is the perfect video for me.
I was going to say that’s a weird ass combo of interests but then I realized those two things basically both go hand in hand....
I’ll show my self out
Not bad, but I prefer it when dicks are actually being shot out of things, as opposed to them shooting on their own.
me too unles im being shot at *dabs in gay crying*
MegaAdeny dicks getting shot out of cloacas at major speed of horniness