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  • @j0hnn_
    @j0hnn_  Pƙed měsĂ­cem +56

    youtuber: flightreacts

  • @brysonkuhn3290
    @brysonkuhn3290 Pƙed 3 lety +9446

    Me: *gets a knife kill*
    Everyone at the laser tag arena:

  • @sircondom9799
    @sircondom9799 Pƙed 3 lety +8537

    Every nine year old when a family friendly youtuber says "hell".

    • @lindaplayspiano
      @lindaplayspiano Pƙed 3 lety +90

      is hell a swear word in English?

    • @Ferri-San
      @Ferri-San Pƙed 3 lety +428

      @@lindaplayspiano I don't think it is, but when you're young for some reason you're not allowed to say it.

    • @Itsbully06
      @Itsbully06 Pƙed 3 lety +93

      @@lindaplayspiano not if you're religious

    • @andrecarrasquillo4945
      @andrecarrasquillo4945 Pƙed 3 lety +17

      heck

    • @Cay9z
      @Cay9z Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@lindaplayspiano It depends

  • @jandor6595
    @jandor6595 Pƙed 2 lety +2111

    *Soldier:* Finally, the Great War is over!
    *Time traveller:* Oh, you mean First World War?
    *Soldier:*

    • @Gabriel-all
      @Gabriel-all Pƙed rokem +30

      Bruh

    • @Hanz13171
      @Hanz13171 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +34

      -Annihilation alien music starts playing-

    • @captainpep3
      @captainpep3 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +22

      An actual doctor who moment lol

    • @a-dv7uy
      @a-dv7uy Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +1

      czcams.com/video/JcEtt6AKN44/video.html part 1

    • @NatetheProtogen
      @NatetheProtogen Pƙed 7 měsĂ­ci +13

      Literally a scene from Doctor Who’s, “Twice upon a Time”

  • @asyphixia4587
    @asyphixia4587 Pƙed 2 lety +1469

    When you laugh at yourself in the mirror, but the mirror doesn't laugh back

    • @user-gm4xv7lq2k
      @user-gm4xv7lq2k Pƙed 2 lety +65

      And then all of a sudden the bathroom lights go out-😳

    • @asyphixia4587
      @asyphixia4587 Pƙed 2 lety +32

      @@user-gm4xv7lq2k E E E E E E E

    • @Aubreyeatscarpet
      @Aubreyeatscarpet Pƙed rokem +27

      @@asyphixia4587 start running

    • @therealtaco7328
      @therealtaco7328 Pƙed rokem +24

      @@user-gm4xv7lq2k they flick back on and your reflection isn’t thete

    • @bacon10473
      @bacon10473 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +11

      STOP I'M ACTUALLY SCARED

  • @rusinapulla8394
    @rusinapulla8394 Pƙed 4 lety +9372

    When she wants to have premarital eye contact

  • @GoldenStoic
    @GoldenStoic Pƙed 2 lety +5272

    When you are having a staring contest with a doll and finally win

  • @enjei8903
    @enjei8903 Pƙed 2 lety +450

    Me: *Begs for a rematch*
    Everyone at russian roulette:

    • @mrtrollnator123
      @mrtrollnator123 Pƙed rokem +20

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @D0ghnut509
      @D0ghnut509 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +9

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @ult_Violet
      @ult_Violet Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +8

      đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ˜­đŸ˜­

    • @bobstorm8362
      @bobstorm8362 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +4

      Whoa whoa whoa hey hey hey hey!!

    • @therealzonkgd
      @therealzonkgd Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +2

      ayo💀

  • @cattitan
    @cattitan Pƙed 2 lety +1141

    Gymnastics teacher: Kids, grab tennis balls!
    The kid named Tenni:

  • @ravelinage
    @ravelinage Pƙed 4 lety +22031

    When you're making fun of someone online but then they start reading your home address

  • @itzkunai7947
    @itzkunai7947 Pƙed 3 lety +17817

    When you show your mom a meme, and she starts scrolling down

    • @melu0o
      @melu0o Pƙed 3 lety +445

      TEHEHEHEHHEE

    • @ZMB_21
      @ZMB_21 Pƙed 3 lety +719

      Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hey hey hey hey hey

    • @GIl_cepeda
      @GIl_cepeda Pƙed 3 lety +53

      Cool profile pic g

    • @albertmendez7829
      @albertmendez7829 Pƙed 3 lety +49

      LMAO

    • @v0idcaster
      @v0idcaster Pƙed 3 lety +110

      soo frickin accurate!!đŸ˜­đŸ€Ł

  • @CupcakyIsHot
    @CupcakyIsHot Pƙed 2 lety +174

    "Wanna go to bed?"
    "Sure im tired"
    "Did i talk about sleeping?"

  • @h4ze10
    @h4ze10 Pƙed rokem +41

    Teacher: "Today, we're going to Bangladesh."
    Kid named Ladesh:

    • @user-nl7gt4zx5p
      @user-nl7gt4zx5p Pƙed 27 dny +3

      NahđŸ’€đŸ’€â˜ ïžâ˜ ïžâ˜ ïž

  • @swapniljadhav5249
    @swapniljadhav5249 Pƙed 2 lety +13917

    When you're surfing the dark web and see yourself on sale with an 85% discount

    • @annmslgd3360
      @annmslgd3360 Pƙed 2 lety +728

      When you buy yourself with an 85% discount on the dark web: A small price to pay for salvation

    • @parloearnedover100thousand7
      @parloearnedover100thousand7 Pƙed 2 lety +16

      czcams.com/video/DOpI8FGeY6E/video.html

    • @Official_Crimson101
      @Official_Crimson101 Pƙed 2 lety +86

      I wanna like this comment but its at 69 unfortunately

    • @toxxc.5449
      @toxxc.5449 Pƙed 2 lety +255

      And when you buy yourself, a complete clone got into your doorstep

    • @ractmo
      @ractmo Pƙed 2 lety +49

      the joke hits different when you know he is black

  • @jacksonmko
    @jacksonmko Pƙed 3 lety +6074

    Me: roasts cousin
    Everyone at the family bbq:

  • @someonewithbadgrammer6740
    @someonewithbadgrammer6740 Pƙed 2 lety +328

    When you're peacefully enjoying the game then all of sudden you hear boss music

  • @KudaXD
    @KudaXD Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +72

    Bro really said: 🐬🐬😳😳😳😳👋👋👋

    • @mayzar8646
      @mayzar8646 Pƙed měsĂ­cem +3

      Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa ay ay ay

  • @Stanzerpick
    @Stanzerpick Pƙed 2 lety +3465

    Me: *Respawns and gets my loot back*
    Everyone at the funeral:

    • @zrad3681
      @zrad3681 Pƙed 2 lety +85

      *"Where did the body go?"*

    • @Desku897
      @Desku897 Pƙed 2 lety +50

      BULLSHIT WE ARE IN MINECRAFT

    • @Jesuspaid
      @Jesuspaid Pƙed 2 lety +52

      Everyone was laughing at your funeral

    • @Jesuspaid
      @Jesuspaid Pƙed 2 lety

      @@Stanzerpick a random guess or maybe I was there who knows

    • @Just-_Kidding
      @Just-_Kidding Pƙed 2 lety +11

      @@Desku897 *wait. But its hardcore*

  • @Will-gq6gn
    @Will-gq6gn Pƙed 4 lety +37638

    When y’all have only been dating for 12 years and she tries to hold your hand

    • @ilyzekia
      @ilyzekia Pƙed 3 lety +2262

      exactly 😂 like excuse me

    • @tutsebhatu6495
      @tutsebhatu6495 Pƙed 3 lety +1454

      hey hey hey woah woah woah

    • @binzvautv9344
      @binzvautv9344 Pƙed 3 lety +465

      smh

    • @welkingd2882
      @welkingd2882 Pƙed 3 lety +1399

      Holding hands is the most degenerate act a person can do

    • @fudgenugget8763
      @fudgenugget8763 Pƙed 3 lety +958

      Ma'am I'm gonna have to ask you to keep your hands to yourself

  • @hardcorenarrator2713
    @hardcorenarrator2713 Pƙed 2 lety +59

    When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone

  • @MadChristoph
    @MadChristoph Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +19

    When a girl starts flirting back

    • @HarshDude126
      @HarshDude126 Pƙed 4 dny +1

      When your homie starts flirting back

  • @vcvcf1896
    @vcvcf1896 Pƙed 3 lety +14944

    When your dad is yelling at your sibling and he suddenly turns his attention towards you.

  • @boneboxs8215
    @boneboxs8215 Pƙed 3 lety +3404

    When you're watching a dark web stream then you see yourself

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian Pƙed 2 lety +97

    live footage of somebody getting mario kart’d

  • @roc-noK
    @roc-noK Pƙed rokem +44

    when you’re getting a little too confident with a tough enemy and then notice your health:

  • @kido3832
    @kido3832 Pƙed 3 lety +5971

    When your roasting someone online and then they send you a picture of your house:

    • @panormitis7011
      @panormitis7011 Pƙed 3 lety +34

      You have ryuji

    • @kido3832
      @kido3832 Pƙed 3 lety +7

      @@panormitis7011 yes

    • @bacon_haired_dude7050
      @bacon_haired_dude7050 Pƙed 3 lety +185

      But then you realise you know where you live too

    • @SherXP
      @SherXP Pƙed 3 lety +110

      “Haha you fool you thought i didn’t know where i lived?”

    • @varman7082
      @varman7082 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł

  • @georgewbush7021
    @georgewbush7021 Pƙed 4 lety +2240

    When your homie starts acting funny while around your girl

  • @scetch_james7115
    @scetch_james7115 Pƙed 2 lety +44

    Me when my life starts to go a bit too well:

  • @isaiah_dabest2510
    @isaiah_dabest2510 Pƙed 2 lety +27

    When you're winning a game but then suddenly èƒ–ć°†ć†› joined the enemy team.

  • @nikhilpatel8752
    @nikhilpatel8752 Pƙed 3 lety +15372

    people in the 1600's when a woman can count to more than 5

    • @cqptainbear
      @cqptainbear Pƙed 3 lety +1613

      witches get stitches

    • @inssomniiaa64
      @inssomniiaa64 Pƙed 3 lety +310

      This comment slept on😭😭

    • @joelblake5310
      @joelblake5310 Pƙed 3 lety +274

      Bro, AND it's Women's History Month 😂

    • @inssomniiaa64
      @inssomniiaa64 Pƙed 3 lety +42

      @@joelblake5310 đŸ€”

    • @joelblake5310
      @joelblake5310 Pƙed 3 lety +200

      @@inssomniiaa64 The fact that this month is to celebrate women and this is about how women were not allowed to get an education makes it funnier.

  • @Luis_Armstrong
    @Luis_Armstrong Pƙed 4 lety +6617

    Me: dies peacefully in my sleep
    The passengers at the back of my car:

  • @therealduckster47
    @therealduckster47 Pƙed rokem +9

    Teacher: "everyone, jackets off please"
    kid named ets:

  • @Simonix23
    @Simonix23 Pƙed 2 lety +28

    When you're laughing at memes about WW3 but then you see sun raising at 2 am

    • @TheJoe971
      @TheJoe971 Pƙed 2 měsĂ­ci

      😂😂

  • @itsdolfix9234
    @itsdolfix9234 Pƙed 4 lety +4998

    When she says she wants to marry after 37 years

    • @jacob.v6252
      @jacob.v6252 Pƙed 4 lety +79

      This is the first time in my life I am provocted to hit a woman

    • @localmemeboi1443
      @localmemeboi1443 Pƙed 4 lety +88

      She belongs to the streets 👊😔

    • @georgewbush7021
      @georgewbush7021 Pƙed 4 lety +45

      Why would she do that? Women don’t have respect nowadays!

    • @salad712
      @salad712 Pƙed 3 lety +33

      Bible mode activated

    • @yeetmaster8409
      @yeetmaster8409 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      Your pfp matches your comment

  • @killamemes5961
    @killamemes5961 Pƙed 3 lety +2510

    Me: takes off my bag cause it’s heavy
    Everyone else skydiving:

  • @fidget_spinner_ackerman
    @fidget_spinner_ackerman Pƙed 2 lety +13

    Me : **Walks in my apartment**
    The firefighter who just carried me out :

  • @user-gn1tt1oz2r
    @user-gn1tt1oz2r Pƙed 2 lety +27

    I just love how quickly his reaction changes lmao

  • @JoelitoStriker
    @JoelitoStriker Pƙed 3 lety +43612

    When you are playing Rock, Paper, Scissors in the mirror and you finally Win

    • @kristo946
      @kristo946 Pƙed 3 lety +2222

      H O L D U P

    • @exxotic5001
      @exxotic5001 Pƙed 3 lety +2821

      W A I T A M I N U T E

    • @aarongames3012
      @aarongames3012 Pƙed 3 lety +1870

      @NFLKing2k S O M E T I N A I N T R I G H T

    • @Frigorigide
      @Frigorigide Pƙed 3 lety +1552

      *S O M E T H I N G W R O N G I C A N F E E L I T*

    • @maj2673
      @maj2673 Pƙed 3 lety +766

      W A I T W H A T

  • @jaydenmereles-tse4740
    @jaydenmereles-tse4740 Pƙed 3 lety +4373

    Me: checks if friendly fire is on
    *shoots my friend*
    the people on the firing range:

  • @transformersguy2002
    @transformersguy2002 Pƙed rokem +12

    Me: *eats an apple*
    My doctor:

  • @SuperMonaLisaBros
    @SuperMonaLisaBros Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +6

    Last Christmas, I gave you my heart.
    My cardiologist:

  • @Jack_Woods
    @Jack_Woods Pƙed 4 lety +6140

    People named Bart when they meet a Bartender

  • @senna2
    @senna2 Pƙed 4 lety +4370

    when you see couples holding hands before marriage

  • @oldsquarewheelsstudios33
    @oldsquarewheelsstudios33 Pƙed 10 měsĂ­ci +7

    Teacher: alright class today we’re going to Bangladesh
    Kid named Ladesh:

  • @billord8823
    @billord8823 Pƙed 2 lety +11

    When you sneeze, you are home alone and you hear a "bless you"

  • @5vr1
    @5vr1 Pƙed 3 lety +6231

    When you see Greek soldiers coming out of the wooden horse that was gifted to you

  • @-_-6649
    @-_-6649 Pƙed rokem +5

    Teacher: Show me your assignments
    Kid named ingments:

  • @ItsAjAlright
    @ItsAjAlright Pƙed 2 lety +7

    "I crushed that guy!"
    everybody at the compressor factory:

  • @blackbonger2963
    @blackbonger2963 Pƙed 3 lety +3636

    Me: Angrily slams my mouse after losing a game
    Everyone else at the pet race:

    • @senpaikagurot9380
      @senpaikagurot9380 Pƙed 3 lety +47

      Hahahaha 💀💀

    • @Diushiidee
      @Diushiidee Pƙed 3 lety +49

      BRUUH THIS IS SO UNDERRATED

    • @renatorangel3201
      @renatorangel3201 Pƙed 3 lety +4

      @Gav Raschke wait people actually drink mtn dew? i thought it was a joke

    • @nylonthreadonmynek8838
      @nylonthreadonmynek8838 Pƙed 3 lety +15

      @@renatorangel3201 always, my dumbass Street store here only sells few brands like fanta,Tropicana,mountain dew and lipton(was it?eh looked like lipton)
      The three shit taste shit so I mostly buy dew

    • @decimace
      @decimace Pƙed 3 lety +2

      HWHATAHWTAH

  • @spencergreer7423
    @spencergreer7423 Pƙed 3 lety +1332

    People named "The" when they meet a therapist:

  • @yomang6614
    @yomang6614 Pƙed 4 měsĂ­ci +4

    When Gale from Baldur's Gate 3 offers to show you a magic trick.

  • @PROD_1
    @PROD_1 Pƙed rokem +6

    When you’re talking trash to someone online and they start saying your ip address

  • @zeek170
    @zeek170 Pƙed 3 lety +3650

    Me: opens a window to get some fresh air
    Everyone else on the airplane:

  • @insertusernamehere420
    @insertusernamehere420 Pƙed 3 lety +3156

    When you take your gf to your friend house and she auto connected to the wifi

  • @Abusalahaldeen
    @Abusalahaldeen Pƙed 2 lety +10

    Me: opening the window because it's hot inside.
    Everyone in the submarine:

  • @egg4894
    @egg4894 Pƙed 2 lety +11

    When you're practicing you're fists with a punching bag but suddenly it punches back:

  • @notkoni
    @notkoni Pƙed 2 lety +2328

    "Finally, my first kill!"
    Everyone at the airsoft arena:

    • @xxcentrixxx8705
      @xxcentrixxx8705 Pƙed 2 lety +15

      HOLD UP

    • @imdone-cat5200
      @imdone-cat5200 Pƙed 2 lety +4

      😂

    • @legoman8960
      @legoman8960 Pƙed 2 lety +2

      Hehe 420 likes

    • @Platinum199
      @Platinum199 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      Or the school

    • @poweroftruth9258
      @poweroftruth9258 Pƙed 2 lety +9

      The Bible says in John 3:16-36 that whoever believes in the Lord Jesus Christ shall not perish but have everlasting life, the Bible also says in Romans 10:9 that those who declare with their mouth that Jesus Christ is their God, Lord, and Savior they shall be saved. Revelation 1:8 says that Jesus is the alpha and the omega. Luke and revelation is the ending times, and Jesus is returning back. So are you going to submit your life to him or no? Narrow is the path that leads to the gates of heaven, but only few people find it. The gates that is the path to destruction is where many people find it! Jesus loves you SO MUCH! That he died on the cross, and was resurrected from the dead 3 days later to give us eternal life
.

  • @jjo5764
    @jjo5764 Pƙed 3 lety +3701

    Me: *turns off the fan because it’s too cold*
    Everyone else in the helicopter:

  • @ia1veb0i79
    @ia1veb0i79 Pƙed 2 lety +2

    when you loved a video but 30 seconds later it was taken down

  • @enilair_2213
    @enilair_2213 Pƙed 2 lety +8

    When you're in the bunker waiting for the Fuhrer to explain how the war can be saved but then you hear a gunshot from his room

  • @niel_z
    @niel_z Pƙed 2 lety +9516

    Commander:"FIRE AT WILL!!!!!"
    Guy named will:

    • @lynx_ice7352
      @lynx_ice7352 Pƙed 2 lety +421

      Will smith: woah woah woah hey hEY HEY

    • @DanielA-dr5om
      @DanielA-dr5om Pƙed 2 lety +71

      intresting enough because theres someone with a nickname will in the comment

    • @TesticleTortureGaming
      @TesticleTortureGaming Pƙed 2 lety +28

      Ricochet

    • @bjdol
      @bjdol Pƙed 2 lety +13

      I liked your joke but you have 420 likes and I just can't do it

    • @niel_z
      @niel_z Pƙed 2 lety +7

      @All Day Every Day LOL

  • @CT-yx6hk
    @CT-yx6hk Pƙed 3 lety +1804

    Me: goes into the pool
    Everyone else at the nuclear facility:

  • @adamchmielewski6162
    @adamchmielewski6162 Pƙed rokem +5

    When you are walking into a building and you hear lights buzzing and mono-yellow walls.

  • @animenbro
    @animenbro Pƙed 2 lety +7

    When villain beat the shit out of main character but main character suddenly started to have flashbacks.
    Villain:

  • @erichouston4490
    @erichouston4490 Pƙed 4 lety +517

    When you’re 15 minutes in in your Uber then someone texts that your Uber is here

  • @Annexialol
    @Annexialol Pƙed rokem +7

    Searching up fanart of your favorite character be like:

  • @Suigame12_yt
    @Suigame12_yt Pƙed rokem +6

    when you are in a airplane and you see 2 towers

    • @Cropz
      @Cropz Pƙed rokem +1

      Offensive funny meme

  • @crucialemu6201
    @crucialemu6201 Pƙed 3 lety +885

    Me: does an unboxing video*
    People at the funeral:

  • @lunchtrooper7477
    @lunchtrooper7477 Pƙed 3 lety +9044

    Me: Kills a boss and takes his loot.
    Everyone else at the office :

    • @clueless2528
      @clueless2528 Pƙed 3 lety +134

      Sweeet, got any meds and smoke grenades?

    • @lunchtrooper7477
      @lunchtrooper7477 Pƙed 3 lety +28

      @@clueless2528 No sorry :D

    • @clueless2528
      @clueless2528 Pƙed 3 lety +15

      @@lunchtrooper7477 is okay, what ya got?

    • @lunchtrooper7477
      @lunchtrooper7477 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      @@clueless2528 You know... only the usual stuff (btw this is a joke)

    • @clueless2528
      @clueless2528 Pƙed 3 lety +26

      @@lunchtrooper7477 damn, is okay bro kill the other workers

  • @mrtrollnator123
    @mrtrollnator123 Pƙed rokem +3

    Everybody, let's go finger paint!
    Kid named everybody:

    • @Jager6S
      @Jager6S Pƙed rokem +1

      Kid named paint: 🗿

  • @starplatinumoverheaven3562
    @starplatinumoverheaven3562 Pƙed 2 lety +7

    When she asks you to play with her in the bedroom but starts taking of clothes instead of taking outs legos:

  • @kaz7690
    @kaz7690 Pƙed 3 lety +2797

    “All units fire at Will”
    The guy named Will:

  • @meinneger427
    @meinneger427 Pƙed 3 lety +2451

    Teacher: Everyone grab tennis balls
    Guy named tennis:

    • @thatonegamingboi5124
      @thatonegamingboi5124 Pƙed 3 lety +61

      But wouldn't he like it is the girl did it

    • @mshafiqea2206
      @mshafiqea2206 Pƙed 3 lety +160

      who tf named their kid tennis 😂

    • @thatonegamingboi5124
      @thatonegamingboi5124 Pƙed 3 lety +20

      @@mshafiqea2206 idk lol

    • @oleanderkazzy_
      @oleanderkazzy_ Pƙed 3 lety +89

      @@mshafiqea2206 Ben10's grandparents probably

    • @hGhostOfSparta
      @hGhostOfSparta Pƙed 3 lety +27

      @@mshafiqea2206 have you heard of a damn joke? Also you never fucking know
      Earth literally has 7 billion something people

  • @Z1PCK
    @Z1PCK Pƙed rokem +6

    when your dad says im gonna go get some milk but your family is lactose

    • @crazy2738_7
      @crazy2738_7 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +1

      I also have a lactose family

  • @looptyloop7221
    @looptyloop7221 Pƙed 2 lety +5

    Me forgetting that i havent slept for 20 days and noticing 10 phantoms outside my house

  • @adriaalv922
    @adriaalv922 Pƙed 2 lety +4110

    When you finally beat the final boss but he has a second phase.

    • @grrief3332
      @grrief3332 Pƙed 2 lety +12

      Lol

    • @toazethegecko
      @toazethegecko Pƙed 2 lety +82

      And your hp dropped to 1% after fighting the first phase

    • @KLenjoyer
      @KLenjoyer Pƙed 2 lety +10

      Bro in castle crashes the final boss has 7 stages yeah that’s right 7

    • @mellidya7530
      @mellidya7530 Pƙed 2 lety +10

      My Childe (from genshin impact) has a third phase 😐

    • @planetnexus3240
      @planetnexus3240 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      ME DURING METROID DREAD!

  • @igorskrypko8309
    @igorskrypko8309 Pƙed 4 lety +14477

    Teacher: today we're going to fingerpaint
    Guy named paint:

    • @con1019
      @con1019 Pƙed 4 lety +860

      My name’s paint

    • @crossx8669
      @crossx8669 Pƙed 4 lety +591

      Run

    • @itsaiden2cool862
      @itsaiden2cool862 Pƙed 3 lety +347

      Con 101 leave now

    • @najid0905
      @najid0905 Pƙed 3 lety +596

      his name is paint
      but without "T"

    • @crossx8669
      @crossx8669 Pƙed 3 lety +322

      @@najid0905 shit just went from 0-100 real fucking quick

  • @user-wm2hn5xu1w
    @user-wm2hn5xu1w Pƙed 2 lety +1

    "Guys let's hang out!"
    Person named out:

  • @JarilloYT
    @JarilloYT Pƙed 3 lety +2729

    When you break up with your Roblox girlfriend and hear your uncle crying in the next room over

  • @SheshadriMondal
    @SheshadriMondal Pƙed 3 lety +3389

    Me: *swallows a tablet without water*
    Everyone at the Samsung store:

    • @jaiminparmar7996
      @jaiminparmar7996 Pƙed 3 lety +50

      its okay if u swallow tab s7 with water xD

    • @gcat360
      @gcat360 Pƙed 3 lety +61

      All human knowledge in one easy to swallow tablet

    • @jameycrazy226
      @jameycrazy226 Pƙed 2 lety +5

      @@gcat360 that seems a little familiar

    • @zemsaney433
      @zemsaney433 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@jameycrazy226 that line is from the animaniacs reboot

    • @jameycrazy226
      @jameycrazy226 Pƙed 2 lety +3

      @@zemsaney433 I get it

  • @zaiedplayz1
    @zaiedplayz1 Pƙed 2 lety +3

    Me: Yes I finally kill the zombies
    Everyone else at the movie studio:

  • @GoodSanic
    @GoodSanic Pƙed 2 lety +2

    Thor when cap almost lifted his hammer

  • @nathaniel261
    @nathaniel261 Pƙed 2 lety +3746

    When the bus driver is depressed and says he doesn't want to die alone.
    The passengers on the bus : 0:01

  • @jisancy5423
    @jisancy5423 Pƙed 2 lety +3803

    Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage
    Kid: why are u doing that?
    Dad: so u don't get bored there.
    Kid:

  • @AhaDaha580
    @AhaDaha580 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +2

    Villain: kills protagonist
    Protagonist:Turns into Goku MUI
    Villain:

  • @killianisaiahvizcayno624
    @killianisaiahvizcayno624 Pƙed 6 měsĂ­ci +5

    *Me after I search Pomni in Google but I forgot to on Safe Search :*

  • @barf1885
    @barf1885 Pƙed 3 lety +2580

    The fact he went from laughing like a dolphin to serious in under a millisecond is astounding.

  • @zeno7231
    @zeno7231 Pƙed 2 lety +3417

    when the horror movie ends with "based on a true story"

  • @crystalesia9372
    @crystalesia9372 Pƙed rokem +3

    When your uncle asked you to pull down your pants

    • @uli2494
      @uli2494 Pƙed rokem +1

      đŸ€šđŸŒšđŸŒš

  • @Dominated001
    @Dominated001 Pƙed 2 lety +4

    The enemy team when they hear "tactical nuke INCOMIING''

  • @lienether4174
    @lienether4174 Pƙed 3 lety +771

    Me: eats all the chips
    Everybody at the casino:

    • @d3strox985
      @d3strox985 Pƙed 3 lety +1

      😂😂

    • @cyberduck9022
      @cyberduck9022 Pƙed 3 lety +34

      I ll take a potato chip.. AND EAT IT

    • @DatLeo47
      @DatLeo47 Pƙed 3 lety +8

      @@cyberduck9022 THE SYMPTOMS ARE STARTING

    • @themyofmy
      @themyofmy Pƙed 3 lety +1

      @@DatLeo47 symptomp

    • @jjs12345
      @jjs12345 Pƙed 3 lety +3

      @@DatLeo47 handstands

  • @catzzzz1450
    @catzzzz1450 Pƙed 11 měsĂ­ci +3

    "Kids were going to Bangkok!"
    Kid named Kok :

  • @ninameira1435
    @ninameira1435 Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +7

    When somebody pets you while you sleep, and then you realize you live alone:

  • @2esh4
    @2esh4 Pƙed 3 lety +4656

    Blind guy: Did you see that?
    Deaf guy: You can see?
    Mute guy: You can hear?
    The Doctor:

  • @Jvx_M
    @Jvx_M Pƙed 4 lety +3341

    when you're having fun with the quiet kid and then the quiet kid says: "you're fun, don't go to school tomorrow"

    • @crossx8669
      @crossx8669 Pƙed 3 lety +27

      I’m one luck soab

    • @Kobekola
      @Kobekola Pƙed 3 lety +121

      Your profile pic would be my reaction tbh

    • @HaloGoated
      @HaloGoated Pƙed 3 lety +59

      Hes just warning you he's being a good friend 😉

    • @roc-noK
      @roc-noK Pƙed 3 lety +9

      the best thing that can happen to a potato:

    • @pizzabagelz1204
      @pizzabagelz1204 Pƙed 3 lety +9

      Nah imma just go with the flow and say nothing

  • @Qwert42025
    @Qwert42025 Pƙed 25 dny +3

    Teacher: we're going to blow balloons! Kid named balloons:

  • @mrquethisway3637
    @mrquethisway3637 Pƙed rokem +3

    when you spill 4 cups and make an infinite water source

  • @BunBunBunnylover
    @BunBunBunnylover Pƙed 8 měsĂ­ci +5

    When your parents start yelling at you for something your sibling did:

  • @theonewholetthedogsout8777
    @theonewholetthedogsout8777 Pƙed rokem +3

    8 year old me losing on an Angry Birds level
    Pigs:
    Also pigs when I'm about to slingshot a sardine:

  • @cacakelface2205
    @cacakelface2205 Pƙed 2 lety +2779

    Man: your name as backwards will be the cause of your death.
    Lana: