Food Theory: The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host… and it’s ME!?

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    The Waffle House has found its new host! That’s right, Loyal Theorists, you’ve seen the meme going around CZcams. . . but I ACTUALLY found the new host. I sorted through every character I could imagine so we could find the perfect new Waffle House host. Watch to see who I’d hire!
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  • @colew9330
    @colew9330 Před rokem +19907

    I believe we have this all wrong. The host isn’t like a host that has guests and whatnot. I believe that the entity known as Waffle House has found its new host body. A child was born and it has become the next reincarnation of Waffle House, it is Waffle House’s new host.

    • @cyberssasin1575
      @cyberssasin1575 Před rokem +524

      That's deep my man

    • @blitxzy
      @blitxzy Před rokem +208

      Why did I see this so early😂(Edit:Relating to the comment, so the parasite that is the Waffle House has used up the resources of the old host’s body and now has taken over a new host’s body? (if the theory says anything, Shaggy’s body👍)(The Waffle House has found it’s new host ^^ :)

    • @snickerscat00010
      @snickerscat00010 Před rokem +223

      *creaks my neck eerily twoards the camera* you.... may not expose.. our plight.......

    • @SaulTeeNutz
      @SaulTeeNutz Před rokem +90

      However, the Waffle House has found its new host.

    • @ChillSmoke-vm9nz
      @ChillSmoke-vm9nz Před rokem +18

      Wow

  • @JonnyRaZeR
    @JonnyRaZeR Před rokem +3811

    This is surreal, never thought I'd be in a MatPat video. Great video!

  • @lockse098
    @lockse098 Před rokem +9883

    Matpat not only answers a meme question with another meme, he's also able to make it absolute sense.

    • @lilz_relixx5913
      @lilz_relixx5913 Před rokem +107

      that is the most dangerous power and we need to stop looking at this in jest and realize what a hazard he is to civilized society.

    • @CoffeeKnife
      @CoffeeKnife Před rokem +13

      @@lilz_relixx5913 u serious?

    • @vi5692
      @vi5692 Před rokem +27

      He did indeed make it absolute sense!

    • @Festivity890
      @Festivity890 Před rokem +9

      @@isaackatsanis yeah what meme?

    • @daltonyoung7508
      @daltonyoung7508 Před rokem +5

      I was wondering if he was gonna make a theory on our meme

  • @loganrazler1220
    @loganrazler1220 Před rokem +81

    The moment Matpat displayed the list of characteristics, my mind somehow immediately went to shaggy. It’s just perfect.

  • @melissa9734
    @melissa9734 Před rokem +130

    Sokka 100% could host a waffle house

  • @alexandercarter9598
    @alexandercarter9598 Před rokem +2523

    She wasn't blacklisted for fighting.
    She was removed because she was obviously too strong to host the consciousness of the Waffle House.

  • @f0xeking
    @f0xeking Před rokem +25

    Monkey D. Luffy is the perfect host for the Waffle House.
    One of the big character traits of Luffy is the fact that he is very friendly. He’s genuinely a good person who knows how to comfort people when they are down (beating up whatever bothers them)
    He’s chill when he needs to be, and is a fighter.
    He isn’t too aggressive (has never killed anybody according to Oda)
    He is able to work at any hour (has no solid sleep schedule, but rather takes naps at random intervals)
    He will always take advantage of free food, doesn’t matter the reasons why.
    He may not be able to cook, but that isn’t one of the expectations.

  • @loganu4664
    @loganu4664 Před 8 měsíci +18

    The fact that I immediately said "Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?!?!" when Mat mentioned how fights happen in Waffle Houses really shows how much of a child of the internet i am. I'm only slightly disappointed he didn't show that Vine

  • @pXnTilde
    @pXnTilde Před rokem +1596

    A guy like shaggy is also the kind of person who would settle for working at Waffle House

    • @Rey_Palpatine
      @Rey_Palpatine Před rokem +43

      Being the man behind the slaughter definitely gives him an edge too

    • @MrMisterGaming
      @MrMisterGaming Před rokem +16

      I loved working at Waffle House. Not a day went by when I walked out with less than 100 dollars in tips, and I was the cook.

    • @skarloey1214
      @skarloey1214 Před rokem +3

      @@MrMisterGaming How does the chef get tips?

    • @Paradox-es3bl
      @Paradox-es3bl Před rokem +9

      “Settle” as if the free food isn’t basically his ideal job. Only problem is, Waffle House would go out of business in a day.

    • @MrMisterGaming
      @MrMisterGaming Před rokem +10

      @@skarloey1214 not a chef by any means, but most of the time, the customers just called my name, or got my attention, and handed me tips. To be fair, I was always stoned and just cooked what they wanted. I'd let the servers deal with ringing up orders and stuff, I just cooked. And I think that might be what got me so many tips. Listening to orders isn't hard, and neither is cooking.

  • @jaredjensen1418
    @jaredjensen1418 Před rokem +2826

    It's weird because I always interpreted "The Waffle House has found its new host" not as "the restaurant has found its new employee," but instead like "the spirit of Waffle House has found a new vessel to possess."

    • @tenellefrankland9532
      @tenellefrankland9532 Před rokem +78

      Same! But this works too....

    • @hill2750
      @hill2750 Před rokem +27

      I didn't think that, but now I do

    • @JenniferSwiftBlood
      @JenniferSwiftBlood Před rokem +47

      I would argue that this interpretation also includes Shaggy because he’d be down as long as he had access to unlimited food. 🐬

    • @adamb1207
      @adamb1207 Před rokem +27

      You know both of those make a lot more sense than what I've unironically thought it meant until watching this video. Me and my two brain cells thought the "host" was like a game show host, and that in the LORE(!!!), The waffle house had its own game show...

    • @19piniligaretteemanuelragu58
      @19piniligaretteemanuelragu58 Před rokem +5

      The waffle house has spoken, and Phase 2 initiated

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Před rokem +10

    4:40 Love Matpat saying he hates coffee while head editor Dan comes in from the corner to consume it all.

  • @64PlaysGD
    @64PlaysGD Před rokem +19

    All this time I thought my favorite movie of all time (due to nostalgia) was completely forgotten but then I saw this episode and now it's my favorite one of food theory.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Před rokem +2382

    Shaggy is not only a good candidate for a waffle house host. He is actually an amazing employee if motivated by food. In a universe with no mysteries, he's literally an award winning chef. Guarantee him an unlimited buffet for break and he'll operate an entire waffle house with only himself and Scooby.

    • @stephenscogin4465
      @stephenscogin4465 Před rokem +130

      It makes sense. That s why he was not in that show...
      He already had a new job at waffle house

    • @hgrehd
      @hgrehd Před rokem +24

      I think it's waffle house Wendy
      Truly a menace in the waffle house lore

    • @Coristic121
      @Coristic121 Před rokem +28

      man can balance so good that a 4 foot sandwich is easy stuff for him

    • @I_RefuseTo
      @I_RefuseTo Před rokem +8

      guys the yt who started it said stop and gaslight ppl now if they havent heard of the meme or dont know what is happening

    • @fakedungeonmaster5740
      @fakedungeonmaster5740 Před rokem +14

      personally from the criteria matpat laid out. i think spongebob shouldve been the best choice. i mean hes chill and a fight. and hes got cooking experience

  • @mrinc2007
    @mrinc2007 Před rokem +1653

    Uncle Iroh is a perfect Waffle House host.
    He isn’t a cook (unless you’re talking about tea) based on the fact that he was sad when Zhao took the cook from Zuko’s ship.
    He is very friendly, willing to talk to anyone he comes across, and is extremely empathetic.
    He’s comfortable working any time of day, as you can see from his invasion of Ba Sing Se. He led his army day and night to break into the impenetrable city.
    He’s chill and wise, but he’s also one of the most powerful firebenders in the world. And he would never be too aggressive, and he knows when to stop.
    That’s why I think uncle Iroh is the new host.

    • @obsessedcalamity
      @obsessedcalamity Před rokem +152

      If Iroh was the host, I’d visit the Waffle House daily. I don’t even think we have one in my state lmao

    • @austinmilne1263
      @austinmilne1263 Před rokem +53

      Also a good host, big agree here!
      Honestly if I ever met someone like Iroh is my life I would want to stay and listen to them always

    • @coffee-with-sprats
      @coffee-with-sprats Před rokem +23

      It's a great idea. But there's one or two things still here, in my opinion. Coffee. Is there a tea option in a Waffle House ? Also, come to think of it, he's a bit... old. I know, he's pretty capable (fitness-wise), but this, again - in my opinion, is still at play.

    • @poke-talia268
      @poke-talia268 Před rokem +33

      Now I need to see a waffle house staffed by uncle Iroh and ultra instinct Shaggy.

    • @coffee-with-sprats
      @coffee-with-sprats Před rokem +7

      @@poke-talia268
      MultiverSUS (i know, i know) type of a thing ?

  • @Macsvelo
    @Macsvelo Před 10 měsíci +19

    MatPat takes the most trending things happening currently and explains it all in a video. It’s awesome!

  • @leafylinnea2074
    @leafylinnea2074 Před rokem +6

    A kid in my band class raised his hand and in front of a bunch of kids and my band teacher said the Waffle House has found it’s new host and no one said anything else. One of the most hilarious things I have ever seen. And the confusion of my 70+ year old band teacher

  • @crusixangel9513
    @crusixangel9513 Před rokem +838

    So she was threatened, physically assaulted, let go from her position when she defended herself while her life was in danger, and blacklisted at all other locations? There has to be like...4 lawsuits in there.

    • @idkdude1350
      @idkdude1350 Před rokem +11

      Nah there’s probably no lawsuits

    • @TheRealAnsontp
      @TheRealAnsontp Před rokem +12

      There are no lawsuits that cover this incident.

    • @SchlossRitter
      @SchlossRitter Před rokem +69

      Welcome to the impersonal US service industry and companies covering their own backside. When she went on the counterattack, that opened up the company to a potential injury lawsuit from the customers even if they started it. Also her agreeing to interviews focusing on the fighting potentially "damaged" the company's reputation (even though it's already known for this). They'd rather have every employee act like a mindless drone and would replace them with machines if it was yet feasible.

    • @johnboylovesyou
      @johnboylovesyou Před 11 měsíci +12

      Unfortunately, they make you sign a thing that waives any kind of fighting their decision.

  • @fruityfloss9437
    @fruityfloss9437 Před rokem +1424

    So much respect to the lady that deflected that chair.. Why'd anyone want to fire her???

  • @SebDystic
    @SebDystic Před rokem +4

    The word “lore”: *exists*
    MatPat: *”it’s free Realestate”*
    Theorists when MatPat says “lore”: *”it’s self sustaining now”*

  • @rosegold1610
    @rosegold1610 Před rokem +5

    I live up in New England and I recently went on vacation to Georgia and I was VERY surprised to see all the waffle houses down there. I saw more waffle houses than I saw McDonald's.

  • @LycanLink
    @LycanLink Před rokem +504

    You've done it, MatPat. You've tricked me into clicking on a video I didn't know was about a content creator I didn't care about. And since I care about retention time, I'll be begrudgingly watching this all the way through.

    • @RyanSoltani
      @RyanSoltani Před rokem +11

      Ladies and gentlemen, we got em

    • @BiancaGiurgea1427
      @BiancaGiurgea1427 Před rokem +1

      @here is the full clip Hier is the clip why ur dad left u oh wait I couldnt find him

  • @AstralZeArtist
    @AstralZeArtist Před rokem +1055

    No words can describe why I love this theory so much. The feeling of Matpat taking internet memes so seriously and answering the question with another meme, that’s legendary.

    • @drewo.127
      @drewo.127 Před rokem +15

      Freddy Fazbear’s Waffle House, where instinct and service come to life!

    • @farawayxgalaxy
      @farawayxgalaxy Před rokem +9

      Honestly I would love Meme Theory. Like the Yanny/Laurel one he dove into with the science and Brainstorm/Green Needle.
      Too bad we know the next channel is ST

  • @emanuelarroyo2556
    @emanuelarroyo2556 Před 10 měsíci

    I'm also finally watching your channels again they popped up when I searched up game theory and so now I'm binge watching the videos on all of the channels. I just remember the days where you were super confused about fnaf lore and they would me a bit or miss on it. I loved the new one and now I'm trying to find the old lore videos.

  • @taylorshields8237
    @taylorshields8237 Před rokem +1

    This is one of the best videos I've seen on CZcams in the past couple of years
    thank you from the bottom of my

  • @sirejelly
    @sirejelly Před rokem +396

    The funniest thing about this is that in my DnD campaign we had a body swap arc, and we have a 97% evil ferret named Waffle House, so he literally found a new host.

    • @jamielaur
      @jamielaur Před rokem +11

      sounds like a fun campaign XD

    • @MasumiSeike
      @MasumiSeike Před rokem +2

      AWWW that sounds awesome 🤣🤣🤣

    • @EvanJGMegson
      @EvanJGMegson Před rokem

      Not funny I just didn’t laugh

    • @_marshP
      @_marshP Před rokem +1

      only 97%?

    • @chichou7
      @chichou7 Před rokem +1

      @@EvanJGMegson comedy is subjective

  • @MinionPigStudios
    @MinionPigStudios Před rokem +1164

    Matpat: "Can't be to aggressive"
    Also Matpat: *uses the scene where Shaggy beats everyone up without hesitation with only 000.1% of his power*

    • @sirius1696
      @sirius1696 Před rokem +116

      Yes exactly, a man capable of restraining himself to 0.001% of his power is a perfect candidate

    • @Qwerty-uiop
      @Qwerty-uiop Před rokem +15

      @@sirius1696 yes

    • @morganstace
      @morganstace Před rokem +21

      .1% is incorrect i think u meant .0001%

    • @TeagueisTrash
      @TeagueisTrash Před rokem +4

      this was funny in 2018 lol

    • @Head-Comrade
      @Head-Comrade Před rokem +18

      @@TeagueisTrash yet you were never

  • @Deltastorm-px5xm
    @Deltastorm-px5xm Před 11 měsíci +6

    Mats power level when he hears the word lore is over 9000😂😂

  • @christianseaman8838
    @christianseaman8838 Před rokem +1

    You forgot the speed factor, he can run as fast as a great Dane while carrying a great Dane, he will deliver food to tables on time

  • @Rad_Ranger_01
    @Rad_Ranger_01 Před rokem +800

    3:41
    Anytime matpat hears or sees the word lore his power level increases

  • @Oli.Turner
    @Oli.Turner Před rokem +1296

    Finding out that Matpat doesn’t caffeinate before recording videos is like finding out Santa isn’t real.

    • @Icarus_with_better_wings
      @Icarus_with_better_wings Před rokem +114

      Oh he does, just with diet coke.
      Insert him creepily staring at diet coke here

    • @Chazbc
      @Chazbc Před rokem +44

      Diet Coke has caffeine.

    • @mongoose9851
      @mongoose9851 Před rokem +33

      He gets all his caffeine from diet coke

    • @TherealE_man
      @TherealE_man Před rokem +26

      Wait stop it about the Diet Coke….. SANTA ISNT REAL?!?!

    • @wolfzburn8822
      @wolfzburn8822 Před rokem +1

      @@Chazbc no it doesn't? Can literally says "Caffeine Free".

  • @dragon_biscuits
    @dragon_biscuits Před rokem +14

    I feel like Izuku Midoriya would also make a good Waffle House host - whether as a summer job or in case pro hero work doesn't work out lmao.

  • @TheCatholicNerd
    @TheCatholicNerd Před 2 měsíci +1

    2:12 I think gaslighting itself is in fact a gas light. I've never heard this term until a few years ago when it started popping up. Like I don't think term existed before somewhere around 2017 or so. We're all being gaslighted into thinking gaslighting is a word.

  • @sarahball4861
    @sarahball4861 Před rokem +444

    PLEASE do an episode on what "Natural Flavors" listed on food labels actually means. Ex- in "Naturally Flavored" sparkling water drinks like Waterloo, or the "Naturally Essenced" LaCroix. PLEASE IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE

    • @crystalbluestar292
      @crystalbluestar292 Před rokem +17

      YES, and why do companies hide their ingredients under that guise?! Is Coca Cola scared that an ingredient list will invalidate their brand?

    • @aSpectrumofDorky
      @aSpectrumofDorky Před rokem +21

      I actually had on the job training for this with a company that partners with my grocery store. When they say natural flavors & coloring, they are referring to flavors that are sourced directly from things that can be found in the natural world. The flavors and colors are not synthesized but that doesn’t mean that the flavors and colors aren’t processed.
      In the training they actually passed around the type of seed that they use to dye their yellow cheese yellow.

    • @solvseus
      @solvseus Před rokem +2

      Beetles. That means they're made with crushed up beetles. You're welcome?

    • @CordeliaWagner
      @CordeliaWagner Před rokem

      Why can't you look it up yourself?
      Are you that level of lazy?

    • @alanomofo
      @alanomofo Před rokem +5

      They don't wanna put words like methylanthranalate ( grape flavor) on the packaging. Likely because people will Google that word and realize its sold as a pestacide and bird repellent in agriculture.

  • @TheTaiylorWallace
    @TheTaiylorWallace Před rokem +952

    I feel like this is Matt's dream situation. He gets to build this whole thing from the ground up.

    • @19piniligaretteemanuelragu58
      @19piniligaretteemanuelragu58 Před rokem +18

      The waffle house has spoken, and Phase 2 initiated

    • @mukkiqulasmujatinnik
      @mukkiqulasmujatinnik Před rokem

      I think an experience looks like Phoenix SC. Macam mana ni?

    • @mary-janereallynotsarah684
      @mary-janereallynotsarah684 Před rokem

      But the obvious host is Gus Fring.

    • @perry856
      @perry856 Před rokem

      ​@@mary-janereallynotsarah684 Steven universe also fits most the stuff Matt says, he's very good at fighting and talking to people + he can stay up for a while

    • @mary-janereallynotsarah684
      @mary-janereallynotsarah684 Před rokem

      @@perry856 hmm I haven't seen that so I can't comment except that Gus is a very clean and polite person. He would make sure the business was up to better standards and I would actually dare to eat there.

  • @becky2183
    @becky2183 Před rokem +1

    As someone who lived in Oklahoma yes. Always fights or just random stuff happening at a waffle house. Once had an aunt get into a fight there

  • @rhysbaldwin1152
    @rhysbaldwin1152 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Here are some other contenders:
    -Cyborg (a little lazy)
    -Audrey II (will eat staff though)
    -The koolaid man (Oh yah)(Also would only allow koolaid “)
    -Boby Hill (That’s my purse must be said first, also below belt)
    -Monk(will not fight under any circumstances)
    -Jack Skeleton ( won’t be there in October)
    -Charles Mutz (old)(dog army at the table would eat food)
    -Ralph (will most likely break things) (too good in fighting)(will need Felix)
    -The doctor (Aliens would try to get him) (easily bored)
    -Mario (we don’t know how long his attention span is.)
    -Baseball Louie(wouldn’t show up)
    -Gumball (late in the show) waterson(crazy things would happen)
    -Sophia (golden girls) (she is perfect for the job)
    -Ursula (would try to steal the staff’s soul)
    -Gaston (mean)
    -Yoda (died)
    -Indiana Jones (has a job)
    -Barbosa (a little rude
    -Shrek (what are ya doing in my swamp!?)

  • @TheMaskedNate
    @TheMaskedNate Před rokem +710

    I love how MatPat makes the weirdest memes the most logical theories, Shaggy being a waffle house host is just exactly what you would expect and want to expect from the theorists channels.

    • @natahndolar2142
      @natahndolar2142 Před rokem

      Well thanks for spoiling the whole video man!

    • @giuseppe.o
      @giuseppe.o Před rokem +1

      @@natahndolar2142 If you don't want to spoil your video wait till the end of it before reading the comments bro

    • @TheMaskedNate
      @TheMaskedNate Před rokem

      @@natahndolar2142 well the comment section is basically a plaza for spoilers- I've seen at least 5 comments (me excluded) containing spoilers for this episode, without even searching for them. Sorry ig?🤷‍♂️

    • @tale7955
      @tale7955 Před rokem +1

      @@natahndolar2142 You're the kinda people who would be drowning and when saved say "I didn't give you permission to touch me!"

  • @theblurryblackcat
    @theblurryblackcat Před rokem +799

    I have no idea how MatPat always manages to fit all the relevant things of each week into one video, but my hats go off to him anyway

  • @sufferdude0537
    @sufferdude0537 Před 7 měsíci +1

    3:38 "oh boy, he said the thing, HE SAID THE THING. LOOOR-
    "CZcams music is a music app"
    I hate you CZcams

  • @shadybox
    @shadybox Před 5 měsíci

    I 100% knew who he would pick and what scene he'd reference as soon as he pitched the question. Good pick MatPat

  • @LaMoooon
    @LaMoooon Před rokem +3198

    As a waffle house employee, I can confirm that the waffle house has indeed found its new host.

    • @randomboi66
      @randomboi66 Před rokem +30

      Yes,The new host of the waffle house

    • @DustPollen
      @DustPollen Před rokem +6

      Bro this comment is filled with bots

    • @zneszn
      @zneszn Před rokem

      @@dispiritedsoulx2 based matpat?

    • @ZH1001
      @ZH1001 Před rokem

      @Dispirited Soul x2 fatherless

    • @ZH1001
      @ZH1001 Před rokem

      @Waffle House fatherless

  • @Azure_Pancakes
    @Azure_Pancakes Před rokem +464

    The whole reason the actual phrase was created wasn't because of the waffle house fight clip, it was actually because of a video on Jonny's channel where he explained how waffle house is essentially a real life SCP, which caused it to become a meme within his community.

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 Před rokem +26

      Oh neat! I didn't know that.

    • @farawayxgalaxy
      @farawayxgalaxy Před rokem +16

      A real life SCP couldn’t be more accurate tbh. I love that

    • @AegonCritique
      @AegonCritique Před rokem +2

      Where's the video? Never heard of it until now.

    • @Azure_Pancakes
      @Azure_Pancakes Před rokem

      @@AegonCritique czcams.com/users/shortsvjkIqZJ4cfI?feature=share

    • @ashbrown-ko5pr
      @ashbrown-ko5pr Před 8 měsíci +4

      Yeah, the waffle house has infinite food, served by ghosts. SCP 173 didn't move, and 049 didn't want to leave, claiming it was the cure for the Pestilence.

  • @everstar2440
    @everstar2440 Před rokem +2

    Probably one of the best Food Theory episodes

  • @greyrifterrellik5837
    @greyrifterrellik5837 Před 10 měsíci

    My preferred "fighting style"?
    "Scavenger Freeform": do whatever you need to to get out alive, using whatever you have available.

  • @Conorator
    @Conorator Před rokem +162

    Jonny Razer actually has history with Waffle House. He had a viral short not too long ago about how Waffle House is basically an SCP, and how you can tell a situation is really bad if the local Waffle House isn't open. For this reason, I believe "The Waffle House has found its new host" is referring to the Waffle House in a similar way to Specimen 12 from Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion.

    • @darius5066
      @darius5066 Před rokem +1

      To be fair that video was just a rehash of an old news story from a few years back about the Waffle House Index, which was created back in 04'.

  • @cyberpunkthewolf5567
    @cyberpunkthewolf5567 Před rokem +546

    Based on your list of criteria, I think Kirby could do pretty good in the position as well. He eats tons of food, is excellent at making friends, usually just hangs out doing his own thing, and has been known to slay the occasional god or two when necessary

    • @birthdayfruitecake8158
      @birthdayfruitecake8158 Před rokem +66

      Yeah, but according to MatPat's earlier theory on him, he might be afraid of Kirby wreaking unnecessary havoc.

    • @zarif1217
      @zarif1217 Před rokem +37

      what would you think if you saw a pink circle in a waffle house. exactly why we need a human

    • @cyberpunkthewolf5567
      @cyberpunkthewolf5567 Před rokem +26

      @@birthdayfruitecake8158 you should be fine unless you happen to destroy a piece of food he's eating

    • @cdesigner9178
      @cdesigner9178 Před rokem +38

      His first instinct when he sees an enemy is to eat them. I definitely think that this would be "too aggressive" for Waffle House.

    • @cursedcat6467
      @cursedcat6467 Před rokem +19

      The only problem is Kirby commuting about 50 war crimes per day

  • @Llamaguy_27
    @Llamaguy_27 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I like the shaggy host but I think that homer Simpson could be the winner. We have seen him fight many times, work at any hour, and Homer is not very socially anxious

  • @sofiyaderehuz3277
    @sofiyaderehuz3277 Před rokem

    Johnny razer: turn this into a LORE series
    Matpat: LOOOOOOOREEEEE. I Have BEEN AWAKEN

  • @PigmentPig
    @PigmentPig Před rokem +272

    I genuinely believe Po from kungfu panda would be just as ideal. He can do it all, defend, eat, is a sweetie!

    • @diamondknight1015
      @diamondknight1015 Před rokem +21

      Ehhh I don't know if the dragon warrior Po, a *kungfu* master and strike first style, would be good
      Plus, what if a Waffle House is on a hill with stairs, he would absolutely collapse

    • @thesymbiotenation.4552
      @thesymbiotenation.4552 Před rokem +14

      ​@@diamondknight1015 the guy can't handle his stairs... that and he is from Medieval China, it will take time for him to get accustomed to modern tech

    • @Rikirie
      @Rikirie Před rokem +8

      Too much hair to be around food

    • @thesymbiotenation.4552
      @thesymbiotenation.4552 Před rokem

      @@Rikirie he's still a great chef so don't think hair is an issue

    • @robotgalaxy4168
      @robotgalaxy4168 Před rokem +1

      ​@@diamondknight1015 He's still done plenty of fighting on the defensive

  • @HarlowBrent
    @HarlowBrent Před rokem +521

    Honestly, the Internet doesn’t break this hard this often. Maybe a couple like, “It’s not a mistake, it’s a masterpiece”, but Jonny Razer has taken it to the extreme. It’s amazing, and I’m proud to have found him before he became so popular.

    • @OracleTeller
      @OracleTeller Před rokem +9

      And he actually apologised unlike JellyBean

    • @HarlowBrent
      @HarlowBrent Před rokem +25

      @@OracleTeller Jellybean did apologize, it was just much later. Originally, “It’s not a mistake, It’s a masterpiece” was only meant to be on their own videos. Much like this new copypasta, it spiraled out of control.

    • @OracleTeller
      @OracleTeller Před rokem +2

      @@HarlowBrent ah apologies, I hadnt seen a video where they apologised and I did see a rumour she didnt, my mistake

    • @orangetubergaming
      @orangetubergaming Před rokem +1

      Me to I'm glad I found him be fore the waffle house thing

    • @stalechite4152
      @stalechite4152 Před rokem +1

      @@OracleTeller it's always better to double check
      In the first place, I don't even know if the Internet deserved an apology after all the stuff she had to go through lol

  • @samandthegang2326
    @samandthegang2326 Před rokem +1

    Matpat: I scoured films, games, TV
    Me just after he read the list of attributes needed: shaggy

  • @AmazingFalcon276
    @AmazingFalcon276 Před rokem

    The Norville in Velma is not Shaggy. There's a brief snippet later in the show explaining that his dad is actually Shaggy.

  • @leviosarwingardium
    @leviosarwingardium Před rokem +416

    The fact that we actually have waited for this, and he actually did it. Mad props to everyone, especially Mat.

  • @submarinemagnet7965
    @submarinemagnet7965 Před rokem +17

    8:18 staff brushed that metal chair off like it was some paper plane...with one hand.
    WITH. ONE. HAND.

  • @jayisokay6975
    @jayisokay6975 Před rokem +1

    The moment he said all the criteria I automatically knew it would be shaggy and MatPat would use ultra instinct shaggy since this is a meme episode

  • @ltstheprogamer
    @ltstheprogamer Před 11 měsíci

    8:05 That chair defend was sick!!

  • @RebekahLeiplein
    @RebekahLeiplein Před rokem +32

    4:42
    Matthew hating coffee is theorist lore I didn't know I needed. Explain.

  • @Geekwithapencil2048
    @Geekwithapencil2048 Před rokem +147

    The fact this is a meme and STILL MAKES SENSE blows my mind-Heck I wouldn't mind hanging around Waffle house just to talk with shaggy, he's a chill dude!

  • @user-gg1lo2cw7o
    @user-gg1lo2cw7o Před 11 měsíci +1

    I AM SUCH A W I SAID SHAGGY AS SOON AS I SAW THE REQURIMENTS IM SO SMART DAWG IM LITTERALY CRYING TEARS OF JOY

  • @RbxHH
    @RbxHH Před rokem +4

    You're the father of dream, and now you are the new host of The Waffle Host.

  • @Daedalus-Inc
    @Daedalus-Inc Před rokem +74

    I would have suggested uncle Iroh seeing the criteria. Calm but a good fighter, literally becomes the host of his own restaurant at the end of the show.

    • @stevenbobbybills
      @stevenbobbybills Před rokem +2

      Not a bad suggestion.

    • @christophervanoster
      @christophervanoster Před rokem +6

      I think sokka would be better. He’s not a cook but can eat a ton and gets along great with the ladies. And he is a warrior

    • @AddisonHughes955
      @AddisonHughes955 Před rokem

      That’s awesome, I came down here to say the exact same thing! Iroh is perfect for the role!

    • @judyh3707
      @judyh3707 Před rokem

      Iroh and Shaggy are on about the same level

  • @dylpickle1906
    @dylpickle1906 Před rokem +28

    8:10 the last chairbender

  • @kyledunham7393
    @kyledunham7393 Před rokem

    2 main issues with shaggy getting the job 1. Shaggy and Scooby are a packaged deal and I don't remember seeing an employee's dog behind the counter also so people are allergic to dogs 2. Shaggy already has his 24/7 job with the gang. Only under the assumption that shaggy was ok with working without Scooby or they let Scooby work with shaggy, the gang parts ways, and he can still turn into super Saiyan shaggy at the RIGHT situation then I'd love to see shaggy working at the waffle house

  • @the_undeveloped.killjoy5730
    @the_undeveloped.killjoy5730 Před 5 měsíci +1

    As a host at applebee's it's is such a hardworking job and it takes a lot out of you it's really draining

  • @ahmedtheone3976
    @ahmedtheone3976 Před rokem +196

    Can't believe that a small channel I loved so much has blown up like this, he truly deserves its success

  • @kabochahata9693
    @kabochahata9693 Před rokem +60

    I knew the moment Johnny said the word LORE that Mat was gonna contribute the utmost, I’ve been waiting for this video since

  • @Mephora
    @Mephora Před rokem

    I always thought it was supposed to mean something like "you made a fool of yourself" and the person with the latest screw up is the new host.

  • @sanjanaakotyada4753
    @sanjanaakotyada4753 Před 8 měsíci +1

    “I’m legally obligated to do this”
    Me : *LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE*

  • @Firemaster27
    @Firemaster27 Před rokem +1012

    Johnny is seriously the king of the internet lately

    • @Firemaster27
      @Firemaster27 Před rokem

      @Dispirited Soul x2 shut.

    • @OracleTeller
      @OracleTeller Před rokem +15

      Fr, I love his “bad” _____ ideas

    • @Blazing_Fire_
      @Blazing_Fire_ Před rokem +10

      He didn't expect it to become so massive that even Mat is covering it. It's probably a dream come true

    • @rafus431
      @rafus431 Před rokem +3

      The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host

    • @Firemaster27
      @Firemaster27 Před rokem +1

      @Don't Read Profile Picture BE QUIET!!!!

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Před rokem +71

    That reveal of his new host had me laughing out loud, and I immediately knew he was going to show that Ultra Instinct clip!
    As dumb as this video is, I thoroughly enjoyed it!

  • @ilikecheeseandbeef7203

    I've been following the guy who started this for a loooonng time
    And as soo as I heard him say "lore" I KNEWWW Matt patt was writing down notes 😭😂😂

  • @Cranban176
    @Cranban176 Před rokem

    Honestly I think Santa would be the best option. 1. He’s durable. Man can literally survive the poles and insane speeds up in his sleigh. 2. He’s jolly. People wouldn’t have trouble talking to him. 3. He can consume an insane amount of calories.
    The only concern is who would take over the Christmas role

  • @refl9630
    @refl9630 Před rokem +5

    14:27 "when else I was going to mention that" oh sure, you never talk about FNAF

  • @ebineghawherozion4412
    @ebineghawherozion4412 Před rokem +26

    12:05 ULTRA INSTINCT SHAGGY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🤩🤩

  • @user-lv7rs3rk2z
    @user-lv7rs3rk2z Před 7 měsíci +1

    “He said the word, LORE!!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉” yes, I agree. And 😂😂😂😂

  • @danktorvosaurus
    @danktorvosaurus Před rokem +185

    2:57 never thought MatPat would use the ai voice generated videos in his actual theories.

  • @GallusGamer
    @GallusGamer Před rokem +24

    11:24 Based matpat.

  • @alexaamazon5147
    @alexaamazon5147 Před rokem

    You need make a theory channel about who was the first person who founded a particular trend, meme, term/slang, etc. Like for example, who was the first person to say “LOL.” Idk what to call it. Meme Theory. Term Theory. Slang Theory. Trend Theory.

  • @TheTrueSlowCuber
    @TheTrueSlowCuber Před měsícem

    I literally thought of Shaggy when you said the criterias 😂

  • @h4hm3m3
    @h4hm3m3 Před rokem +113

    MatPat's mind is like a jar, his videos are what fills it. He stores whatever he could, solid as in complete theories and full on proof with no possible denial, liquid as in theories that fill up most opposition but still float around with different thoughts, and air as in the emptiness of some theories. The air is usually flavored with a bit of salt/pepper to it to make it more into something. As the jar open's others feel or see the ideas of one such named MatPat.

    • @h4hm3m3
      @h4hm3m3 Před rokem

      @hereisthefullclip istg u bots are so fake

    • @h4hm3m3
      @h4hm3m3 Před rokem

      @hereisthefullclip stop being an npc its not that hard like

  • @DessertDoggie
    @DessertDoggie Před rokem +663

    I never understood the "The Waffle House has found its new host" thing. Thanks you matpat, for explaining stupid internet trends to me and a lot of other people

    • @ooi97
      @ooi97 Před rokem +6

      I thought it was an insane Dark Souls reference, crossing Host of Embers with... something...

    • @randommate3778
      @randommate3778 Před rokem +6

      My confusion has been fixed too

    • @ToyKeeper
      @ToyKeeper Před rokem +7

      Somehow, this video was the first I heard of it. I wonder how wide the meme's reach was... like, 10,000 people? 100k? 1M? Maybe even 10M? Regardless, this video has already gotten it to 6 digits, probably 7 by next week.

    • @muhammaddimasfachriakbar7430
      @muhammaddimasfachriakbar7430 Před rokem +1

      The milk store has found its new dad

    • @Spellbook
      @Spellbook Před rokem +3

      @@ToyKeeper it is every where in comments section. Like, before maybe you'll see "first" as a first comment but now it's "waffle House has found its new host". To the point that it has become annoying. Everytime such comment is there I check if there's reply and see if someone explains but it's just a hundred replies of the same phrase.
      So I'd say the meme reached more than 10M

  • @DenisZaharenko
    @DenisZaharenko Před rokem +1

    I knew it was shaggy. If you want to hire me I'll be up to it

  • @OriginalEW
    @OriginalEW Před 5 měsíci +2

    Fun fact: The guy that plays Shaggy, Matthew Lillard, is known for portraying a cereal killer.
    No, I didn't spell that wrong.

  • @roflcopter3625
    @roflcopter3625 Před rokem +6

    little correction: shaggy is in velma. shaggy's real name always was norville, but he prefers being called shaggy.

    • @shinimegami42
      @shinimegami42 Před rokem +2

      Yeah, it confused me when he literally said shaggy was ousted and ignored from Velma as they zoomed in on norville.

  • @bluegalaxxi1810
    @bluegalaxxi1810 Před rokem +195

    Matpats most dangerous power,theorizing a meme and making it a meme with somewhat clear answers on how he got the conclusion.

  • @lion_san6493
    @lion_san6493 Před 5 měsíci +1

    One problem Matpat, the foods gonna be eaten before served XD

  • @KarkittenV
    @KarkittenV Před rokem

    I knew it was gonna be shaggy. This is perfect 😂

  • @Youll_be_back
    @Youll_be_back Před rokem +133

    Before this episode you would think Mat was addicted to coffee but apparently he's not

  • @woooling
    @woooling Před rokem +239

    I think someone should make a horror series of this. "The Waffle House has found it's new host" is such an ominous sentence, isnt it? i'd love to see a spooky horror version of it

    • @thunderzdargon09
      @thunderzdargon09 Před rokem +4

      I'm making a horror Minecraft mid of it, that's close

    • @desertfox9407
      @desertfox9407 Před rokem +4

      Imagine it becomes and SCP 😂😂😂
      I’m putting all my money on it

    • @thunderzdargon09
      @thunderzdargon09 Před rokem +2

      @@desertfox9407 I'm pretty sure it already is

    • @SillyCrazyGoose
      @SillyCrazyGoose Před rokem

      Oh my god yes that would be really cool

    • @Notsussybaka900
      @Notsussybaka900 Před rokem +2

      @@desertfox9407 SCPs that are pop culture references are heavily frowned upon and generally get deleted. Even as -Js.

  • @TheVlasteneckyMistr
    @TheVlasteneckyMistr Před 6 měsíci +1

    So, accoding to this video's name and the information said in the video, Matpat is Shaggy from Scooby Doo?

  • @andresmarquez5241
    @andresmarquez5241 Před rokem

    I think your forget shaggy needs to keep his unlimited power at .001% at all times so he doesn't accidentally destroy the whole city he's in

  • @allisonpozzo
    @allisonpozzo Před rokem +66

    MatPat lays out all the criteria to be a successful host at the Waffle House and I'm like "huh, sounds an awful lot like Shaggy". Good to know that MatPat and I are on the same page, lolz

  • @MyBubbleInSpace
    @MyBubbleInSpace Před rokem +129

    Like others have said, I never looked at the meme as "the waffle house has a new employee" but that it's found its new host body.
    With that being said, when MatPat listed the criteria I immediately thought of Ron Stoppable. I think he and Rufus would thrive at a job like that 😂

  • @AliiKattTalks
    @AliiKattTalks Před 11 měsíci

    I feel like Kronk would have been the ultimate choice. He even speaks squirrel. As former WH management, that's definitely worth the hire 🤷‍♀️

  • @KomaValorina
    @KomaValorina Před rokem +1

    Truly one of the memes ever

  • @itsmefm
    @itsmefm Před rokem +130

    You don't understand how much this video clears everything up for me
    I always am out of the loop

    • @lauradarling-lagamma6983
      @lauradarling-lagamma6983 Před rokem +3

      Same, dude

    • @mandymaymusgraves
      @mandymaymusgraves Před rokem +3

      Same. Ive been so confused seeing “the Waffle House has found its new host”

    • @_knightOfficial
      @_knightOfficial Před rokem +2

      the waffle house has its new host

    • @worknotinprogress7172
      @worknotinprogress7172 Před rokem

      Same. I was so confused when it took up like half the comment section of a video I watched completely unrelated to that, apparently around the same time it started.

  • @bryansuarez1931
    @bryansuarez1931 Před rokem

    When he started describing a candidate idk why i instantly thought of Jake from adventure time XDD

  • @c0rrupt..305
    @c0rrupt..305 Před rokem

    2:55 I now believe MattPatt has done way WAY too much theories about FNAF: there are exotic butters everywhere on this channel.

  • @Mattyboy-dn4oo
    @Mattyboy-dn4oo Před rokem +57

    Somehow, I had a feeling it was going to be Shaggy this whole time.
    When you mentioned that the host had to be willing to consume large amounts of Waffle House food, I knew immediately it would be him 😂

  • @Iasked559
    @Iasked559 Před rokem +23

    1:14 “If you don’t know what a copypasta is, basically, it’s exactly what it sounds like.”
    Infinite pasta?