@@asmrletterspaperthings4694 I tried for years as a writer ..and I am a good one too because I use it in my other profession and have done well but do not receive credit as an author. There are millions of entertaining and talented people that will never go anywhere even if they focus on truing to their dying breath ...Its all about luck and politics and businesses ability. Talent is 20% and the rest is who you know and your lucky break.
I like to think this Draco is just a really intense tsundere who's secretly pleased as punch that someone is allowing him to practice the (shameful) art of muggle hair-styling on them.
Everyone in his classes do well out of spite. “Of course none of you will turn in decent papers! You’re all idiots! Fools, the whole lot of you! I cannot fathom how any of you passed your owls last year. “ and thus everyone in that class does well out of SPITE. They do group study sessions and everything.
Your father would be so proud. On a more serious note, this was hilarious and so good. I watch the Lucius one regularly because it cheers me up. Of course I watch all of your other videos but am usually too shy to comment or don’t want to be a bother. But your content is excellent and thank you for all the work you put into your videos.
You portrayed him so well, your facial expressions were on point.I am in Love with your acting skills. You are faboulus.💕 But I need to adress that the tie, kinda, throws me of a bit. I am just so used to seeing Draco with the Slytherin tie.😅😂
*meanwhile Omegon is safely tucked away in Gryffindor, heartily talking massive shit on slytherin so as to cement the anti slytherin attitude in the minds of those around them, causing them to never even suspect that you alpharius would be infiltrating them so cunningly. Thus is the way of Alpharius-Omegon, masters of deception, the twin sparks to the fires of infighting, brutally cunning YET cunningly brutal 😈😈😈
New drinking game: Take a shot every time Draco calls you stupid. If only to drown out the shame of being the stupid Slytherin 😭 Love this already River, bless your gorgeous face 🥺💕💕
I just started re-watching HP with my boyfriend who's never seen it and I realized how fun of a character Draco is. This asmr video came at the perfect time for me lol, thank you!
I don't recall the last time that my dreams and fantasies involved draco malfoy being a cunt and doing my hair, but hey, who am I to complain. Great acting though
Ahahah I was cackling during this! The “repulsive!” At the end sent me! Thank you for making this hearty roleplay, made me laugh even though it’s almost midnight for me haha😂 Again, thanks for the chuckles!
This is so brilliant, you're a really good actor. Just listening to your voice id love Tom Riddle role play from you. You honestly sounds like one of the younger actors that played him in one of the movies. Maybe a Tom Riddle talking to the teachers or something? It would be sick
As someone who has platinum blonde hair... this video triggered me. I can’t go to the hairdresser to get my roots done. I’m too scared to do it at home...
I keep watching more and more of your videos and I just wanted to say I love how unique and creative your videos are without losing their asmr quality. Thanks for your hard work!
Amazing content as always, love love LOVE that you can continually make videos outside of your “comfort zone” and yet still exceed expectations over and over again hahah you’re properly amazing river! Keep it up
Thank you river for the Draco malfoy asmr video 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 and I'm also a proud Slytherin My father will hear about this I actually asked river asmr for this video My poxy house is also Slytherin When are you doing a harry potter asmr
*Me typing in the search bar "asmr Draco Malfoy" OMG !!! And who tells me that's for sure, it won't exist* Me who discovers this video: OMG !!!! I didn't know it existed !!! Lol I'm so happy that this kind of video exists (well the only one for the moment xD)
He’s more Malfoy than Malfoy.
I doubt that.
Draco Malfoy excuse me? There is only ONE malfoy
@@dracomalfoy6472 and that's me!
Draco Malfoy my father will hear about this!!
@@dracomalfoy6472 No. Wait until MY father hears about this.
I love his acting skill. I sometimes am a bit afraid though. Hes to good with some of the roles.
DominusDeBello I’m just waiting for someone to approach him for a movie/TV role.
I know right. He has such a way with words. His tone here is so consistent and while dramatic, still believable.
@@asmrletterspaperthings4694 won't be long...
Gee The 'Bee' I agree. What’s taking them so long!
@@asmrletterspaperthings4694 I tried for years as a writer ..and I am a good one too because I use it in my other profession and have done well but do not receive credit as an author. There are millions of entertaining and talented people that will never go anywhere even if they focus on truing to their dying breath ...Its all about luck and politics and businesses ability. Talent is 20% and the rest is who you know and your lucky break.
the fact i got more intimidated when he started the whole flirting thing than when he was rude says a lot abt me
Draco: Put your head forward and don't move when I apply it to your head
Me: Alright *slams my head against the table*
Draco: Pathetic
I LAUGHED SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude I just made an ungodly sound after reading that, that was amazing 😂😂😂😂
@Draco Malfoy I'm totally fine
I’m trying to sleep but am unable as I’m too busy crying with laughter at every word that comes out of his mouth
I swear. Schewpid got me
SAME
Same
Same😂😂
“Maybe you could kiss like a Malloy” Ah so there it is
I'd rather kiss Jordan's tarantula
@@georgeweasley9297 PFFFFT-
I’d rather kiss Nevilles toad Trevor-
I rather kiss Crookshanks
30 seconds into the video: *immediately gets insulted*
me: i have nvr felt so relaxed in my life
Sticky fingers
So far 100% of the comments are from jojo fan base
HAHA IKR
I like to think this Draco is just a really intense tsundere who's secretly pleased as punch that someone is allowing him to practice the (shameful) art of muggle hair-styling on them.
I am very pleased
This is giving me serious “I didn’t know you could read” vibes. Nailed it
Life must have been tough on the Malfoys since Dobby was freed if Draco had to learn how to cut hair x)
I imagine Draco become a teacher and that's how he talks to us, students
Everyone in his classes do well out of spite. “Of course none of you will turn in decent papers! You’re all idiots! Fools, the whole lot of you! I cannot fathom how any of you passed your owls last year. “ and thus everyone in that class does well out of SPITE. They do group study sessions and everything.
If he was my teacher I would blow my brain’s out
Gay Queen version of Snape
DIMONDJOEL Robinson I couldn’t stay serious. I’d get told to leave the class so much. I’d laugh all the time.
I guess I’m schewpid
"You really do have some disgusting hair" LMBO
Laughing My... Boobs Off?
Yeah, but you're a jerk, and I can take a shower.
@Draco Malfoy oop
I don't know how you managed to remain straight-faced during that incredibly cringey finale. Amazing work.
That ending made me feel like I was just jilted at the altar.
I just realized Draco is a pale version of the British girl meme
Your father would be so proud.
On a more serious note, this was hilarious and so good. I watch the Lucius one regularly because it cheers me up. Of course I watch all of your other videos but am usually too shy to comment or don’t want to be a bother. But your content is excellent and thank you for all the work you put into your videos.
Draco*running a beauty salon in the dungeons*
Lucius*singing to objects at home to open because everything is enchanted*
*BUT YOU’LL NEVER LOOK LIKE ME BECAUSE YOU’RE YOU* 🤕😭
"youre beautiful"
"you look just like a malfoy"
oh...
Well, he love himself
"is it alright if I call you step-brother?"
@@MartynDerg WhaT arE yOU dOInG sTeP BRO
I get the most.. unique ads before River’s videos. This time it was for a ball hair trimmer. I’m a woman
THE NEW MANSCAPER PRO 3.0 FOR YA BEARD BODY AND BALLS
I just busted up laughing so hard. You should’ve had that ad for the other video! 😂
Omg
I got a condom one. I’m lesbian
Trim yo beard and yo balls!
I swear half of the sass in this roleplay is being channelled from your irritation of us annoying you to make it 😂
You portrayed him so well, your facial expressions were on point.I am in Love with your acting skills. You are faboulus.💕
But I need to adress that the tie, kinda, throws me of a bit. I am just so used to seeing Draco with the Slytherin tie.😅😂
I'm scared but intrigued
He doesn't want to touch my hair, only POTTAH'S
Your acting is always so spot on!
*I can definitely see a Black Butler Asmr Role play in you*
WORLD OF BENADRYL oh god pleeeeease he’d be a great Sebastian , he could even kill ciel as well , river is that versatile!
Imagine him as GRELL
VillainIsLemony OMMGGGGGG
I was thinking Alois!
WORLD OF BENADRYL YESSSS.
The facial expressions and tone and everything. Priceless. 💚💚💚💚
I have no hair so he was basically burning me with bleach for 10 mins.
Seems like something Draco would do.
People: I need to relax and forget about the abuse and stress of work.
Also People: I love being abused and stressed out by my favorite AMSR-ist
Michael Crean oh _NOW_ I can ReLAX!!
@LoliDoll omg that picture is perfect, it matches 100% 👍😂
I have successfully infiltrated the house of Slytherin, a house full of snakes. I’m going to feel right at home
*meanwhile Omegon is safely tucked away in Gryffindor, heartily talking massive shit on slytherin so as to cement the anti slytherin attitude in the minds of those around them, causing them to never even suspect that you alpharius would be infiltrating them so cunningly. Thus is the way of Alpharius-Omegon, masters of deception, the twin sparks to the fires of infighting, brutally cunning YET cunningly brutal 😈😈😈
Jackson Cordray I have noticed that the fool Corvus corax has been trying to recruit some psykers from this facility tell me what you know of this
Just because i'm muggleborn, does NOT mean i'm a muggle!
Well I am and I can guarantee you that I can kick his ass despite him using a stick.
16:49 I’m dead 🤣
Nice well🤣🤣🤣
@Draco Malfoy Hi :
Oop
@Draco Malfoy oop
Category is... Tom Felton realness! 10, 10, 10 across the boards!
New drinking game: Take a shot every time Draco calls you stupid. If only to drown out the shame of being the stupid Slytherin 😭
Love this already River, bless your gorgeous face 🥺💕💕
Lol, that actually sounds fun, 10/10 my liver will thank me later.
I just started re-watching HP with my boyfriend who's never seen it and I realized how fun of a character Draco is. This asmr video came at the perfect time for me lol, thank you!
The fact that draco is using foils too is SENDING ME 😂😂😂😩
PLEASE DO PART 2!!! DRACO MALFOY IS MY FAVORITE ASMR YET!
Y'all kinky enjoying and relaxing to this kind of videos
i dont know why im enjoying it too. quarantine's crazy, man
I don't recall the last time that my dreams and fantasies involved draco malfoy being a cunt and doing my hair, but hey, who am I to complain. Great acting though
Wonderful, now I can dye my hair red and pretend to be a Weasley! There's so many of them they won't even notice.
That took such a turn.
Edit: and then another.
I’m tryna sleep but I keep cracking up while I close my eyes 💀🚶🏻♀️
Ahahah I was cackling during this!
The “repulsive!” At the end sent me!
Thank you for making this hearty roleplay, made me laugh even though it’s almost midnight for me haha😂 Again, thanks for the chuckles!
The "pure and true" line is killing me, this is amazing
EDIT: Jesus Christ, the music
That bit at the end had me howling with laughter 😂
If you want more ambience backgrounds like this then hit up ASMR Weekly! Him and Miracle Forrest do the BEST asmr ambience videos
Dude your acting is so amazing you had me cracking up. Because you have Draco on point.
I literally JUST looked through your whole channel yesterday to see if you had a Draco Malfoy ASMR vid. I have been blessed.
i- ngl thought malfoy was getting sappy at the end there-
HAHAHAHHA that end tho... 👏🏼 bravo sir!!
Everyone at hogwarts: POTTER!
Draco: POTTAH
This is so brilliant, you're a really good actor. Just listening to your voice id love Tom Riddle role play from you. You honestly sounds like one of the younger actors that played him in one of the movies. Maybe a Tom Riddle talking to the teachers or something? It would be sick
This was the abuse and put downs that I didn’t know I needed to hear today. Great job as always sir!
AH I LOVE IT! I never knew I needed to be insulted by Draco, but you know what I'm kinda into it 😅😅😍
i am CRYING laughing at the twist omggg🤣🤣🤣
✨ Avaddy Kezaddy 😍✨
I choked on my own spit 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDKDKFMSKCUDIVK
As someone who has platinum blonde hair... this video triggered me. I can’t go to the hairdresser to get my roots done. I’m too scared to do it at home...
RIVER DID YOU BLEACH YOUR HAIR JUST FOR THIS ROLEPLAY
ItsJess ASMR It looks SO good too!
y’all when he started bleaching my hair i was like: I JUST GOT HIGHLIGHTS BLEACHED IN I DONT WANT IT FULLY BLEACHED
the man didn’t listen 😂😂
This is the BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN! 😂 You’ve got those Malfoy mannerisms down 🙌🏼
Am I the only one who kept insulting him back 😂
Nope I started insulting and yelling at him 😂🤣
That’s one of the best asmr I’ve watch. It’s unfair that few people watched it. I need a second part! ❤️
Both relaxing and degrading 💚 well done, River. You'd have made an excellent Dominatrix 🤔
This is NEXT LEVEL asmr!!! The video quality is top of the line. You are the best ASMRTist. Thank you so much
Tell me why I'm fan-girling? River, this is amazing.
He was just roasting the he'll out a us 5 minutes ago now he asking us to prom, woah.... hold on there
I love this! I am laughing so hard but also the SMIRK! And the facial expressions are literally the exact same as dracos.
And I blame the teachers from your poxy house
Me: but… I’m a slytherin
Draco, relax bruh. I'M A SLYTHERIN.
The plot twist in the end I'm-
Ive dead counted on this ever since u bleached your hair lol
Why are you such a good actor? And your monologues always keep me captivated. I laughed so much at this
OMG what a fantastic asmr, you have a great acting talent, I really saw Draco with me
DON'T CHU TOUCH MA GINGER
He needs to do more Draco videos!!!!!
I love Draco, so idc how rude he is to me its ok if he does it😂
I like that kinda “attitude” in this ur rlly good at acting it’s nice to watch
No one commented on the cat purring. Sooooo cute
I absolutely lost it when the music starte up at the end, I love your comedy so much
this makes me laugh so much🤣🤣🤣🤣 love youuuu ❤️❤️ great job as usual ❤️❤️❤️❤️
I keep watching more and more of your videos and I just wanted to say I love how unique and creative your videos are without losing their asmr quality. Thanks for your hard work!
This asmr always gives me tingles! Wonderful acting beautifully done! Amazing job River!!
“Bleach the shit out of your hair.”😌
listen I have no clue why this was on my recommended since, but no regrets on clicking... this mans made me tingle 😳
Amazing content as always, love love LOVE that you can continually make videos outside of your “comfort zone” and yet still exceed expectations over and over again hahah you’re properly amazing river! Keep it up
Thank you river for the Draco malfoy asmr video 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 and I'm also a proud Slytherin
My father will hear about this
I actually asked river asmr for this video
My poxy house is also Slytherin
When are you doing a harry potter asmr
I'm offended but I'm also very relaxed, what an oxymoron :")
I always end up coming back to this video. It's just so good! The first time i watched, the end really got me lol
I always wondered what I'd look like as a blonde. 🤔
im bleaching my hair for the first time tomorrow too........interesting timing!
LUCIUS YOUR SON TRIES TO BLEACH MY HAUR HELPPPPP 😂❤️
LOL THE END THE FACT HE SAID- You’re beautiful you look like me do you want to make out with our tongues- THEN THREW THE FOIL IM DYING
My daddy issues and me watching this like: 👀😌
Same
*Me typing in the search bar "asmr Draco Malfoy" OMG !!! And who tells me that's for sure, it won't exist*
Me who discovers this video: OMG !!!! I didn't know it existed !!! Lol
I'm so happy that this kind of video exists (well the only one for the moment xD)
I do not regret watching to the end X'D
Thank you. For existing 🙏🏼😂 no, seriously. I'm living for your videos 😂 even forcing myself to stay awake bc I don't wanna miss a second 🙄😂
You would be a perfect Tom Riddle. Think about it!
Well I wanted to be asleep by the end but instead I was crying in the end
THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT CAME OUT OF WATTPAD
This was exceptional. Well done!