The cockroach has grown in power he is now a God and is immortal he has grown super strength stronger than the most powerfulest Giant he has grown super speed faster than the speed of light he only grows more powerful every second and there is no way to stop him this world is in danger
@@vlc-cosplayer Or use roach motels. Even if the roach motels poison does not kill the roach, the roach is stuck, and if you have an infestation a roach corpse will attract more roaches, killing a bunch of them.
Random fact : If cockroach get sprayed by a bug spray and they survive, it will make a new antibody from it so that it immune to that kind of bugspray (i just got it from internet)
I'm in tears, shaking and crying right now. That was the most beautiful song I was ever allowed to hear. BagelBoy, you surely contributed something to society and made the world a better place.
Cockroach standing in the same single place Me: hits cockroach Cockroach: _dodges_ Cockroach: What? You thought i was just gonna stand there and take it? *megaroachania starts playing*
this actually has a deep meaning, the way the roach is low quality represents the quality of other's lifes, the way it dances makes it represent the trauma he's gone through and that we should respect him.
Everybody gangsta until the cockroach turns up
UnderInsect: yftsrdudiifjiasu
Undertale: WTF!!!!
And performs cockroach and ball torture
@@GoogleUser-ms6hr good carl
Literally.
And when everybody is gangsta, noone will be
I think that roach is having a *good time*
How do have 2 likes
This was 17 hours ago how do you not have more likes?
foot foot foot-foot
Bruh
Well I'm having a _bad_ time
*Cockroach - 1 ATTK, 1 DEF. Look at him go. He can’t dance forever, keep dancing back.
CORRECTION:
*Cockroach- ATTK 1, DEF 9999
*Can't survive forever, keep spraying it
*spider dance plays in the backround*
911 likes
@@kingsans302 *PERFECT*
Joeda 900
*CORRECTION
*Cockroach - 1 ATK inf DEF
*Can withstand a nuke.
*This’ll be challenging.
Me: stomps on roach
Roach: dodge
Also roach: what you think I’m just gonna stand there and take it?
*roachalovania intensifies*
Underrated
underrated
famous last words before disaster
Underrated
The cockroach has grown in power he is now a God and is immortal he has grown super strength stronger than the most powerfulest Giant he has grown super speed faster than the speed of light he only grows more powerful every second and there is no way to stop him this world is in danger
Therapist: cockroach is just a bug, it can't hurt you
Cockroach:
Therapist: the boss baby sans isn't real
The boss baby sans: *genocide is for cockroaches*
666 likes bruh
Cockroach boutta give you a bad time
Therapist:Cockroach Undertale isn’t real, it can’t hurt you.
Cockroach Undertale:
Cockroachs can hurt you
Cockroach: **Loses head**
Cockroach seconds later:
Why do I hear boss music?
why do i hear boss music?
why do I hear boss music?
why do i fear boss music?
why do i hear boss music?
*When the the humans die in nuclear fallout, leaving hordes of food behind*
Elijah Knauer *fallout 4*
Rad roaches
Elijah Knauer
*When you create the nuclear fallout to eradicate the humans*
*the the humans*
when the the the the
me singing megalovania be like:
x 1.5 fast
@@eduarchavarinarellano493 LOL
@@ReaperAzrael 😂😂😂
@@eduarchavarinarellano493 2x *tu tu rabi ti tara turu ba tititi tara*
@@ChocoCat_. LOL XD XD XD
If theres cockroaches infested in your house you're gonna have a bad time
Oh no
can confirm
it's not fun
i feel like i'm living in a fucking 2 star motel
they're *E V E R Y W H E R E.*
It’s beautiful floor outside.
Crumbs are dropping.
Sugar is spilling.
On days like these, cockroaches like us...
*Cries in lives in a trashy apartment building*
Two memes, one comment! 😂
Me: *sees cockroach*
Me: *sprays it with Raid*
The cockroach 30 seconds later:
@@vlc-cosplayer that's pretty fucked up tbh
@@vlc-cosplayer Or use roach motels. Even if the roach motels poison does not kill the roach, the roach is stuck, and if you have an infestation a roach corpse will attract more roaches, killing a bunch of them.
@@cultmilkman8520 *no it is not*
@@cultmilkman8520 No they deserved it.
Tela-vision Its a fawkin roach mate
Cockroaches are pretty much invincible, so it makes sense for a cockroach to be the final boss.
cockroach 1 ATTK, 9999999999999999999 DEF
My slipper: **laughs maniacally**
I disagree roaches are not at all invincible. However, they are quite fast. So you think they're just gonna stand there and let you hit them?
nigga don’t forget their poise
Have they heard of the bELT
My mom: What are you laughing at?..
my brain: *Skididodidi subaradudidodidan*
Thats some accurate lyrics my man
@@Crocsnautica a no pues si
Quien monda es subaradudidorian
I can know sing this song
0:16
How the Cockroach feel after dodging the first spray shot
@Zippiesthat54 . so we back in the mine
slick & tabatha productions Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side
Zippiesthat54 . This task a grueling one
@@docnathan3959 STFU
@Zippiesthat54 . STFU
My parents: *turns off the light in the kitchen*
20 seconds later:
My kitchen next to my bedroom with no Door, now im scared
-White girl
That's true
This cockroach can defeat Sans within twenty-two seconds.
nah not even. that roach can kill him within a quarter of a millisecond. do your calculations mate.
@@pyIorus W R O N G he can kill sans in two fractions of infinity
@@starrikiru
hm shit u right my bad
@@starrikiru infinity : 2 = infinity
Nonexistent Nah *he can destroy and reset the universe with his very presence*
“It’s amazing to think what people will do with PCs in 30 years!”
What people do with PCs in 30 years:
70th like
Skibodidadu
“You’ve killed every roach I love... now I’ll make you suffer from a bad time.”
-Said no one ever
Thanks god
@@nicolasrmnromania7136 except me boi
Me: *Kills the cockroach*
The cockroach: *Survives*
The cockroach again: *Start to fly*
The cockroach again:
*t h e*
*c o c k r o a c h*
*a g a i n*
Till he starts having his eye glow blue
Super saiyan
*Cockroach Act 2*
Sorry, i need to make this a boss
Up next: *"Why Cockroaches are so hard to kill"*
Ikr I got that too and I'm like *is CZcams telling me something?*
Lmao. i'm so unlucky sndbsh
Mine's Giofilm's "R/crappydesign top posts" but the vid below it is the video you mentioned, lmao.
Same
Your channel icon is gay
they dodge your attacks in hyperspeed to where you cant see them do it
Friend: what music do you like?
Me: you wouldnt get it
Roach music
How do you know
*_Everyone gangsta till the cockroach starts giving you a bad time._*
not funny, didn't laugh
@@AbdulKarim-lu8zw nice
*Everyone gangsta till the roach starts flying whit 2 lil blasters*
A joke ? I laugh.
我IsabelleDrawz我 I thought this was so funny that I didn’t even laugh ;-;
teacher: “you only have 10 more minutes to finish the exam papers.”
my brain:
soon
Nice 696 likes
Almost 1K likes! Yikes!
I like to imagine this is what cockroaches do at night when we're sleeping
Bruh 😂😂
Should i sleep completely terrified or sleep and feel like im blessed?
@@darthgames3 both
Sackroach
@@darthgames3 more on blessed tbh
“*You feels roaches crawl up your spine*”
EWWWWWWW I WAS LEGIT VIBING TILL I SAW THIS COMMENT AND HAD A HEART ATTACK HOLY SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA
lmao
Good reference
*_WHY_*
We’re all going mad with boredom on a spinning rock and it shows.
wa wow um skee dee wa wow
This my brain in every test
Carto 40 who’s bored
Oh boy
Girls: OMG A ROACH!!!
The cockroach:
4
@@Whatsahandle112 sh
@@arandomguy4478 i
G
G
I forgot I had decided to set this as my ringtone and someone called me and my fight or flight response went off
Your profile pic makes this comment so much better
Me and my last brain cell
So, who did you fight?
But who did you fight
you beat the shit out of your phone?
You're gonna have a bad time
_starts flying_
Nukes the area
NOOOO
Love him or hate him,
He’s spitting straight facts right now
BA PO PEH BABARARA BA DI DA BA DADIDI BA BO BE
Oh shit he knows the lyrics
HMMM BA DA DE DO DO DA
HMMM BA DE DE SKEE DE DO DE DE
Spinning straight facts.
I made your likes to 1,000
Disney princess: sings
Every animal in a 5 mile radius:
XD tru tho
Lolololol
XD
stolen.
@@keebler7204 comments doesent need copystrikes
1990 : We'll have MEGALOVANIA ROACHES IN THE FUTURE
2019 : Flying cars
heh lol
Hey wait-
oop
oh hol up
Yeah pretty true
Teacher: why you lauging at?
Me: nothing
Me in my head:
No one:
My last brain cell during a test
When you hit a speed bump outside of a preschool but remember there was never a speed bump there
r/cursedcomments
@@drantigon dAng YoU beAt mE To iT
@@diegoscoffeemug r/beatmetoit
I have several questions
Wait a minute...
When the cockroach starts flying
*you feel like you’re going to have a bad time*
*This deserve a 10 hours*
1 hour, take it or leave it: czcams.com/video/Ph9UFblwL5s/video.html
me rollin' up to the judgement hall like
oh hi I didn't expect you here
Is this what happens to roaches after they survive the bug spray
69th like
Toothpick Provider its only at 68
For me now it's 71, and was 69 after I liked it.
Random fact : If cockroach get sprayed by a bug spray and they survive, it will make a new antibody from it so that it immune to that kind of bugspray (i just got it from internet)
@@toothpickprovider2614 yooo its at 420 likes rn
Wall-E: *Runs over cockroach accidentally*
The cockroach 2 seconds later:
Finally an original comment
welp this is funny i guess
The movie is actually good
czcams.com/video/Tt7bzxurJ1I/video.html
@@safakhawar7032 no one c a r e s
Me: kills every cockroach under the couch
*except one*
Sansroach:
Me: *Tries to spray the Roach*
Roach: *dodges*
Roach: *What? you think I'm just gonna stand there and take it?*
Your Gonna Have a Roach Time
**the roach flys**
*scared noises*
underexterminater
e
**UNTIL THE ROACH FLYING*
Petition to make a full version
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Sure dude, I'll get behind that
48 hours at least.
Lol like beggar
someone made a 10 hours version already
Navraj Thapa not the same thing
He means like megalovania the whole thing with this soundfont.
Everybody gangsta until the basic girls start screaming at you just because you're an arthropod.
Once in the boys locker room, we saw a huge ass cockroach! We didn't kill it... We just all yelled "Bro he chillin'!!!" At the roach xD
@@christian_drawz3325
Good men, absolute men. That is an activity worthy of being performed by The Boys.
Me: tries to step on the roach
Roach: so u wanna have a bad time?
Bagelboy has a direct connection to the gods, to be able to come up with such ideas.
Love him or hate him but this roach be dancin'
*_THEY'RE GROOVIN_*
Me: "eating a cookie"
Me: "accidentaly i drop some pieces of cookie*
*The cockroach under the table:*
Or under your tail 😂
Lechu Gita um rip
LOL
Undertable
@Superior Choccy *y e s*
''All dreams have a meaning''
My dreams:
*You feel the cockroach crawling on your back*
cease
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
NO
i just did one of those wiggle seizures god help me
*You are filled with determination*
Teacher: That's a huge cockroach.
*Kid named Roach:*
i tottaly understand this meme, tottaly
This comment is cursed
*The Fuck*
Awlow 05 underrated
Ha ha ha im ded
My brain: click on it.
Me: why?
My brain: just do it.
Lmao
@@vasfly2124 Lmao too :v
@@WhiteMonkey-pv6tc lmao 3
Yep
I put it on during a family movie and we were Grovin' Graves By The End 👀
Its a beautiful day outside roaches are dancing and bees are buzzing. On days like this you should be running in fear
10 hours of this would be a blessing
Especially when you on mobile
GOOP 999 I’m on it
Like seriously I’m making it right now
GOOP 999 I don’t have enough space on my device
czcams.com/video/Ph9UFblwL5s/video.html
Make a make a 1-hour version so I can stop pressing replay
loop though
There is a 10 hour version
@@AsrielNguyen
Not if you're on mobile, sadly
:')
Roach invites you to a tea party
[⚔Attack] [📶Act] [👜Item] [❌Mercy]
[Attack] ❤[Act] [Item] [Mercy]
[Decline ] ❤[Accept ]
Yo accepted the tea is party, but before you drank your tea the roach jumped on you and bit you
💔
Attack
@@totalmarshalmaster4853 you attacked you missed, the roach is singinig and spining faster
[Do it again] [do not] [do something else]
Do it again
@@totalmarshalmaster4853 you attacked the roach again it spins and sings even faster
[again] [stop] [join it]
"MOM I AM SCARED MOOOOOM!!!!11111"
Сергей, таракан Сергей
I'm in tears, shaking and crying right now. That was the most beautiful song I was ever allowed to hear. BagelBoy, you surely contributed something to society and made the world a better place.
I agree
Yes
Yeah :')
I can agree
*YES*
Me: starts tearing up my house walls to replace the wood
The cockroach colony living in my walls:
lol
Wawawawawawawawawawa weteturuturwaargksid
Cockroach
1 Def
1 Atk
The smallest enemy, fast but weak.
He cant survive our radioactive attacks forever.
Beautiful
You clearly haven't played Fallout then.
@@OneBiasedOpinion radroach
Special ability :
Regens health for the exact number of damage taken
@@antoninus2678 o h f u c k
me: I hear this song
Cockroach on top of the wardrobe prepared to jump on me: SKUDIDIDI
Put the video on x1.25 for the original
x1.5*
this is good :0
if you have custom then 1.3 is best
my recommendations: are relatively normal
sans bug: allow me to introduce myself
nobody:
The cockroach under my bed watching me dying to sans:
@ZaCreeze 103 What does this have to deal with you?
@ZaCreeze 103 bruh?
@ZaCreeze 103 ok since u wanna be racist no problem in calling you as a fellow homie my *NIGGA*
@ZaCreeze 103 dont call other people crackers if u dont wanna be called a n word
ZaCreeze 103 DANG CAN U NOT TAKE COMEDY?
Kid: MUM CATCH THAT COROACH!
the coroach:
Me: *stomps on cockroach*
Cockroach: *dodges stomp*
*music starts playing*
Ya mean 1.25?
F
M K what you think im just going to stand there and take it ˘ㅂ⚈
You know humor's gone downhill when I bursted into laughter watching this
Nah that’s when you know it’s ascended
Weed eater
@@tripplordofinconvenience9953 ;)
BAGELBOY I HAVE A COCKROACH PHOBIA STOP PLAYING WITH ME!
@Riley Dennison "a man without fear is a man without strengh" -shrek 2015
@@gulano8258 a true poem
But look at him go
@@gulano8258 Huh, that's a funny way to spell "it's not ogre until it's ogre."
🤡
POV: you found this video bc of a silly rottmnt Twitter comic.
The mean kids when the teacher have a mental breakdown:
The school bully who caused the whole thing: 2x speed
When the exoskeleton is still intact:
Act
Check
Cockroach
Hp 1 Df 1
The weakest bug in the kitchen
Keep stomping he can't dodge forever =)
*This Made My Day.*
Immune to radioactivity
*spare
♥*flee
For some reason this offends me as a person who likes cockroaches, even though this is a joke.
LOL
This has been my ringtone for 4 years now. The number of heads that have turned to witness this master piece has been plentiful
Cockroach: **is winged**
*YOU’RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
missing an asterisk at the end there bud
OH YEAH?
U NO MESS WITH SPOODERMAN OR YOU GET DA
*bad tom*
Me: kill the cockroach
Cockroach: comes back to life
Me: Why do I hear boss music ?
oonf
Lol
THAT IS THE BOSS MUSIC YOU HEAR !?!
@Milkah Stars Clouds HAHAHHAFAF IM DYING ISHSGAHAHAH shut the fuck cringe meme
THERE IS A COMMENT NEXT TO YOURS AND IT HAS ANOTHER SONIC PROFILE OABDOSNED
Person: *trying to kill cockroach*
Cockroach: *grows wings*
Also cockroach:
Me: Mom, can we have Megalovania?
Mom: No, we have Megalovania at home.
*Megalovania at home:*
U have something better then
“What kind of music do yo like?”
Me: it’s kinda complicated
Ok,Zoomer
Ok, Loomer
Ok, froomer
Ok,noomer
Ok, toomer
Chara: *comes in*
Also Chara: Aight imma head out
*switches to pacifist*
🤣🤣🤣
And thats how underswap was made
D7d7 Algarni
Oof.
D7d7 Algarni lol
bedbugs got their name from being found on beds. how did the cockroach get its name?
from being around roosters
r/cursedimages
@@thetophatgentleman4634
nowhere near cursed. its fact
FUNNY AND ORIGINAL
@@lewismax4056 shut up you dry potato of fungi
When the "dead" roach dissapears after you leave the room
Therapist:Sansroach isn't real it can't give u a bad time
Sansroach:
Cockroach: gets directly hit by Tsar Bomba
Also cockroach:
yup they can surely survive it
seins
L
Me: *sleep*
Literally all the cockroaches in my room:
Omg🤣🤣
tnt nodeel You live in trash?
My teacher: Hey what’s so funny?
Me: nothing
My brain:
Cockroach standing in the same single place
Me: hits cockroach
Cockroach: _dodges_
Cockroach: What? You thought i was just gonna stand there and take it? *megaroachania starts playing*
Nice channel picture
Lmao
This is too relatable
Shadic "WOW THAT IS RELATABLE !
For a moment I thought it would start some JoJo music
When you spray the roach with Axe instead of Raid
Me: * sees cockroach and throws the shoe at it *
Cockroach: *d o u w a n n a h a v e a b a d t i m e?*
this actually has a deep meaning, the way the roach is low quality represents the quality of other's lifes, the way it dances makes it represent the trauma he's gone through and that we should respect him.
I really wish there was a full version of this, it would slap-
Demi Hates Everything czcams.com/video/kvFAj95qUSk/video.html
@@Toyaffection good thing the title loaded in quick enough
@@IndigoVoidigo good thing my crap wifi caused the video to buffer while still loading the title
Is that Ness from popular Indie game Super Smash Bros. Ultimate?!
Vro I think it is!! 😫
No, thats the Statue of Liberty
@@maybelater6282 wrong, it's a grilled cheese sanswich
No it’s not ness it’s the killer roach that lives in onett
VerseBound fuck
The roach is trying to cheer up the smash players who wanted Sans but got a Mii costume instead
Top jefes más difíciles de todos los juego:
1. Megaloracha
XD
ZD
Spanish comment huh?
1. Cucarasans
Vida:1987491
Ataque 999
Miss:si
Humans: *turns off lights
3 seconds later
So true
*you used Bug spray
*it missed
*you feel bugs crawling on your back
EDIT: so people like me....huh.
"you're gonna have a bad time"
I'll have sins crawling on my back, thank you.
"what, you think I'm just going to stand there and take it?"
@@onwithmarie6769 yes
“Dirty brother squasher”
Me: **Doesn't covers my head with a blanket while sleeping**
Cockroaches:
I need 10 hours of this
When you leave the room
Your little cousins:
For me:
Me: *Is leaving*
My little counsin: *Open Tik tok*
The tik tok:
When your local exterminator kills every cockroach underneath your house.
But one roach survives
"Weeeew weew"
- Cockroach 2019
My friend: "If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?"
Me: