jerma "ban that guy" compilation

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  • čas přidán 10. 09. 2024
  • permanently ban that person for an hour

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  • @Livecuhreaction98
    @Livecuhreaction98 Před 9 měsíci +16768

    I love how he always says "ban them for LIFE i want them GONE.
    Ban that guy for 30 seconds"

    • @kingtiger435
      @kingtiger435 Před 7 měsíci +1037

      They only have 30 seconds to live

    • @babayaga3098
      @babayaga3098 Před 7 měsíci +65

      @@kingtiger435you’re just like me fr

    • @nihilnihil161
      @nihilnihil161 Před 7 měsíci +227

      "I want them banned for LIFE... for a 5 minutes"

    • @HQ_Default
      @HQ_Default Před 7 měsíci +166

      I could never be a mod for Jerma because I would never be able to tell when I'm actually supposed to time someone out or when he's just making a joke.

    • @deathgripskaraoke9351
      @deathgripskaraoke9351 Před 7 měsíci +16

      That's as long as they have left

  • @jordanguy4241
    @jordanguy4241 Před 7 měsíci +5424

    He interacts with his chat as if he were still a substitute teacher

  • @yaoloh8302
    @yaoloh8302 Před 11 měsíci +15300

    ban that guy permenantly for 5 minutes

    • @averyterribleperson5292
      @averyterribleperson5292 Před 7 měsíci +53

      I like your pfp :3

    • @15yearsago11
      @15yearsago11 Před 7 měsíci +102

      god fucking damn it why are people with spongebob pfps so funny

    • @maxmanchik
      @maxmanchik Před 7 měsíci +24

      ​@@15yearsago11because SpongeBob is comedy gold and true SpongeBob fans understand that

    • @Konachaos
      @Konachaos Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@averyterribleperson5292and i like you :)

    • @MrSplattt
      @MrSplattt Před 7 měsíci +14

      @@maxmanchik Fuckin Spongebob andy

  • @himeistrying
    @himeistrying Před 7 měsíci +8672

    I love that jerma's idea of punishment for his chat is the equivalent of being sent to the timeout chair as a kid

    • @doodlewfaser
      @doodlewfaser Před 7 měsíci +325

      He would make perfectly for a substitute teacher.

    • @grawlixTV
      @grawlixTV Před 7 měsíci +236

      There IS a clip where somebody tells him they want to watch him butt chug or something and he even says “you need a time out” like he’s talking to a seven year old, I could swear he even says something to the effect of “you need some quiet time”

    • @martingarricks6209
      @martingarricks6209 Před 7 měsíci +87

      we’re all just children watching the jester in an 1800s plaza

    • @danthebruv
      @danthebruv Před 7 měsíci +19

      He probably did make a good one ​@@doodlewfaser

    • @Gnompus
      @Gnompus Před 7 měsíci +10

      @@danthebruvhe wasn’t actually a substitute teacher it was a bit

  • @loooooooooooooooooob
    @loooooooooooooooooob Před rokem +13839

    its hilarious how hes too nice to ban anyone for longer than 5 or 10 minutes lol

    • @cornishalps9870
      @cornishalps9870 Před 8 měsíci +1580

      "ban that person for 700 years"

    • @Whoisrem
      @Whoisrem Před 7 měsíci +1168

      permanently ban that guy for 15 minutes

    • @wrigglenightbug8679
      @wrigglenightbug8679 Před 7 měsíci +845

      ban that guy for 1 hour and then subtract 50 minutes

    • @hesrottingyouknow
      @hesrottingyouknow Před 7 měsíci +250

      it's not because he's nice it's because he says before he thinks so he says such a short amount of time as a trail off so people know it's a joke

    • @laarman.
      @laarman. Před 7 měsíci +233

      “Ban that guy and his entire family permanently”

  • @rampagingelephant7353
    @rampagingelephant7353 Před 7 měsíci +8266

    Jerma saying “ban that guy” is the modern day equivalent of being put in shackles in the village square and having people throw tomatoes at you in the Middle Ages.

    • @chinadollsyndrome
      @chinadollsyndrome Před 7 měsíci +486

      3:07
      "Put him in the pillory, then make him a member of the king's guard, then throw him in the dungeon, then knight him, then make him a duke, then declare him heir to the kingdom, then have him drawn and quartered, then exile him, then put him back in the king's guard."

    • @augustday9483
      @augustday9483 Před 7 měsíci +149

      "Guards, seize him!"

    • @Konoronn
      @Konoronn Před 7 měsíci +10

      no it isn't

    • @KarolOfGutovo
      @KarolOfGutovo Před 7 měsíci +36

      There were no tomatoes in medieval europe

    • @NowhereNone1
      @NowhereNone1 Před 7 měsíci +15

      But only for 5 minutes

  • @GuineaPigEveryday
    @GuineaPigEveryday Před 7 měsíci +4962

    *chatter says the most vile, horrid, disgusting, absolutely criminally perverted thing one could imagine*
    Jerma: ban that guy for two minutes. No, one minute. 30 seconds.
    *chatter suggests using a better weapon in the game*
    Jerma: i want that guy banned for SIX minutes.

    • @StarxLolita
      @StarxLolita Před 7 měsíci +348

      Chatter mentions Among Us: Permanent ban

    • @Heavysweating
      @Heavysweating Před 7 měsíci +290

      For more context, he absolutely refused to buy the rifle in that game, so chat passive-aggresively remarked in all parts where it would have been useful

    • @deadinside2342
      @deadinside2342 Před 7 měsíci +27

      ​@@StarxLolitafor 5 minutes

    • @KicksPregnantWomen
      @KicksPregnantWomen Před 7 měsíci

      well yeah, first ones give better content

    • @StarxLolita
      @StarxLolita Před 7 měsíci +87

      @@deadinside2342There's like two in here where he calls for a permanent ban and doesn't change his mind and they're both Among Us comments LMAO

  • @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
    @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 Před 8 měsíci +3309

    “Jerma, I used the potty all by myself! :D” and they IMMEDIATELY get a 5-minute ban that goes on their PERMANENT RECORD.
    Absolute *T Y R A N T .*

  • @LordOfDegeneracy
    @LordOfDegeneracy Před rokem +6793

    You know you're either right or funny when Jerma bans you.

    • @Alexiztheone
      @Alexiztheone Před 7 měsíci +103

      The truth hurts

    • @dreamofyouandi
      @dreamofyouandi Před 7 měsíci +149

      this is also true of fascist governments

    • @Faygo2215
      @Faygo2215 Před 7 měsíci +71

      @@dreamofyouandiJermler

    • @volatus2354
      @volatus2354 Před 7 měsíci

      @@dreamofyouandi It is historically accurate that in fascist governments, being right or funny gets Jerma to ban you.

    • @Pwki7F
      @Pwki7F Před 7 měsíci +16

      2:36 killing me 😭

  • @Chreeeis
    @Chreeeis Před 7 měsíci +1954

    “Ban that person and ban their entire family.”

    • @bowlingpin5456
      @bowlingpin5456 Před 7 měsíci +84

      "for 5 minutes"

    • @tacothedank
      @tacothedank Před 7 měsíci +55

      That was me lol, it was shocking to see him asking to ban my family too. Why should they suffer for my sins?

    • @scarlightprince
      @scarlightprince Před 3 měsíci +4

      @tacothedank "Yeah, I made a goofy message which is why you were briefly banned from the sus guy, mom."

    • @thefirethatburnswithin7906
      @thefirethatburnswithin7906 Před měsícem +3

      @@tacothedank He's telling his mods like he's a mafia boss lol

  • @tychoazrephet3794
    @tychoazrephet3794 Před 9 měsíci +4193

    “I came here for Monkey Ball, not Monkey Bitch.” Is my favorite one ever. Just perfectly timed right as Jerma was malding super hard.

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 Před rokem +9240

    Im surprised that this is the first "ban that guy" compilation I've seen

  • @bleach.for.my.eyes.
    @bleach.for.my.eyes. Před 7 měsíci +1931

    Gotta love how he treats bans more like a time-out punishment an exhausted teacher would use

    • @boogyboogyboogy
      @boogyboogyboogy Před 7 měsíci +159

      In fairness, he WAS a substitute teacher. He’s used to dealing with hordes of rowdy kids

    • @bleach.for.my.eyes.
      @bleach.for.my.eyes. Před 7 měsíci +65

      @@boogyboogyboogy Ohhh well that makes sense. Maybe he uses some of his tactics on chat on purpose then

    • @starfox300
      @starfox300 Před 7 měsíci +8

      Yea there's so many insecure streamers who have no sense of humor and when person makes a tiny bit of criticism they immediately ban them for life

    • @psychening
      @psychening Před 7 měsíci +22

      Honestly I’m imagining how much kids would latch on to a teacher that says “ban that guy for 5 minutes” kids all start chanting “ban them ban them” and it becomes a whole game

    • @theomniscientoverlord5443
      @theomniscientoverlord5443 Před 7 měsíci +10

      If the teacher was funny/cool I'm sure most students would be up for tyrannical exiling ​@@psychening

  • @_greenonion
    @_greenonion Před 6 měsíci +530

    4:54 “PERMANENTLY ban that person for an HOUR, an then REDUCE their sentence by 55 minutes” a thing only jerma would say

  • @humanharddrive1
    @humanharddrive1 Před rokem +1905

    3:50 i love how 15 minutes is "forever" to him

  • @kalamaike
    @kalamaike Před 7 měsíci +1605

    "ban that person for seven hundred years" after an entire video of leniency SHOOK me

  • @Blue-jy4rf
    @Blue-jy4rf Před 10 měsíci +804

    imagine being a new chat mod and you end up immediately losing your mod status because you actually permanently banned someone because jerma said to.

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 Před rokem +1153

    I love how his sentencing always ends with "...for a few minutes.""

  • @Korrin69
    @Korrin69 Před 8 měsíci +997

    If he times you out for more than 10 minutes you know you said something personal to Jeremy.

    • @MarkTheGun
      @MarkTheGun Před 7 měsíci +68

      At 3:48 he bans someone for over ten minutes for saying AmongUsTanium so it must have meant a lot

    • @connorp3618
      @connorp3618 Před 6 měsíci +22

      @@MarkTheGun he fucking hates amongus cause what "when the imposter is sus" did to his image. So it was, indeed, personal.

    • @DaniilGrigorev
      @DaniilGrigorev Před 5 měsíci +1

      Jermy

  • @enbybunny9940
    @enbybunny9940 Před 7 měsíci +1023

    I like how the times kept getting progressively longer

    • @patternfinders
      @patternfinders  Před 7 měsíci +265

    • @wktryj
      @wktryj Před 7 měsíci +58

      ​@@patternfinders appreciate your efforts, man. this compilation si great

  • @riskybiscutz
    @riskybiscutz Před 7 měsíci +520

    I want my gravestone to say: "I want that person banned for at least 30 minutes. I want them banned for at least 30 minutes, you're out for 30 minutes. And I'm telling you you're GONE for 30 minutes, I'm telling it to you right now, mods ban that person for 30 minutes."

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy Před 6 měsíci +11

      “Or at least time them out for 30 seconds.”

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 Před 8 měsíci +1177

    His banning tirade went through a character arc. He started out not wanting to be too harsh, to personally crucifying Chat members, and finally to going after the lineage of offenders.

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman Před 7 měsíci +50

      His mods _were_ unironically overzealous at times, in 2021 I got straight up permabanned for calling out spam and how the mods selectively enforce it

    • @robertsides3626
      @robertsides3626 Před 7 měsíci +4

      I'd believe it. He sends a lot of mixed signals.@@Patrick.Weightman

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman Před 7 měsíci +61

      @@robertsides3626 I mean I highly doubt Jerma himself had a hand in it or was even aware to any extent, I'm just saying the mods themselves are kinda thin skinned and go on a bit of a power trip sometimes

    • @tacothedank
      @tacothedank Před 7 měsíci +32

      He killed my family for my sussy baka comment, I'm still recovering in the hospital. I live in fear every day

    • @robertsides3626
      @robertsides3626 Před 5 měsíci

      but it was for the funny at least, right?@@tacothedank

  • @Joshs4stro
    @Joshs4stro Před 7 měsíci +359

    the "for like 1 minute" always gets me

  • @renaigh
    @renaigh Před 7 měsíci +527

    Tyrannical Andy

    • @teeos
      @teeos Před 7 měsíci +24

      tyrannosaurus andy

    • @_s.o.l_
      @_s.o.l_ Před 7 měsíci +7

      GodKing Andy

    • @Val0r2
      @Val0r2 Před 6 měsíci +8

      MODS, SEND THEM TO THE DUNGEON!!

    • @breadg1818
      @breadg1818 Před měsícem +1

      "Ban that guy for like a third of a minute"

  • @AutumnMancer
    @AutumnMancer Před 11 měsíci +865

    i think the best one is him just screaming bj and waking up half the chat that was sleeping to the stream

    • @chuckbatmangaming
      @chuckbatmangaming Před 9 měsíci +94

      I had that stream on in the background while on a discord call and multiple times I had to be like "ok wtf did he just say what is he yelling about"

    • @HoennHombre
      @HoennHombre Před 7 měsíci +55

      It was something caught by automod too and he read it anyway

    • @UhOphelia
      @UhOphelia Před 7 měsíci +58

      I love how he yells "BLOWJOB *WHAT*?" as if the Andy part was the bad part

  • @babayaga3098
    @babayaga3098 Před 7 měsíci +303

    I love that hes always like “BAN THAT GUY” …………………. “…for like. Two minutes”

  • @adrymarker
    @adrymarker Před 11 měsíci +1096

    The Total Time Tally (how much time has been banned/ timed out of the stream)
    0:00 - 1 minute
    0:06 - 3 minutes (+ 2 minutes)
    0:18 - 5 minutes (+ "a few minutes" which i'll say is 2 minutes bc its in between a 1 minute and a 2 minute ban clip, so i'll just take the harshest one)
    0:36 - 6 minutes (+ ̶2̶ 1 minute ̶s̶)
    0:59 - 11 minutes (+ 5 minutes)
    1:04 - 16 minutes (+ 5 minutes)
    1:21 - 21 minutes (+ 5 minutes)
    1:32 - 26 minutes (+ 5 minutes)
    1:36 - 31 minutes (+ 5 minutes)
    1:40 - 37 minutes (+ ̶5̶ 6 minutes)
    1:47 - 47 minutes (+ 10 minutes)
    1:55 - 57 minutes (+ 10 minutes)
    2:00 - 1 hour 7 minutes (+ 10 minutes)
    2:05 - 1 hour 17 minutes (+ 1 hour 10 minutes)
    2:17 - 2 hours 17 minutes (+ 1 hour)
    2:25 - 3 hours 17 minutes (+ 1 hour)
    2:30 - 4 hours 17 minutes (+ 1 hour)
    2:36 - 5 hours 17 minutes (+ 1 hour)
    2:43 - 6 hour 17 minutes (+ 1 hour)
    3:06 - 6 hours 17 minutes and a new mod (+ -ban- -mod- -ban- -mod- -mod x2- -vip- -delete account- -ban- mod)
    3:15 - 6 hours 22 minutes (+ ̶1̶0̶ 5 minute quiet period)
    3:29 - 6 hours 52 minutes (+ 30 minutes)
    3:46 - 7 hours 7 minutes (+ -forever- 15 minutes)
    4:07 - 7 hours 17 minutes (+ -forever- a day (in goldfish years, which is 10 minutes)
    4:31 - 7 hours 18 minutes (+ -forever- 1 minute)
    4:38 - 7 hours 18 minutes 10 seconds (+ -forever- 10 seconds)
    4:49 - 7 hours 23 minutes 10 seconds and a stern message (+ -forever- ̶1̶ ̶h̶o̶u̶r̶ 5 minutes and a stern message)
    5:01 - 1 day 7 hours 23 minutes 10 seconds (+ 1 full day)
    5:08 - 2 days 7 hours 23 minutes 10 seconds (+ 1 full day)
    5:25 - 1 year 11 months 1 week 7 hours 23 minutes 10 seconds (+ 700 days)
    5:32 - 7 centuries 1 year 1 week 7 hours 23 minutes 10 seconds (+ 700 years)
    5:42 - 1 eternity 7 centuries 1 year 11 months 1 week 7 hours 23 minutes 10 seconds (+ permanent ban)
    5:51 - 4 eternities 7 centuries 1 year 11 months 1 week 7 hours 23 minutes 10 seconds (+ permanent ban for the chatter and all their family (the average family size is around 3 people according to google))
    The total amount of time twitch chatters have been banned for in Jerma985's stream amounts to 4 eternities, 7 centuries, 1 year, 11 months, 1 week, 7 hours, 23 minutes and 10 seconds, plus an new mod and a stern message. I was stupid bored and did this for fun so lmk if I missed anything or made a mistake. Also sorry the crossed out numbers look like shit, apparently CZcams only allows letters to be struck through, so I had to find a shitty crossed out number generator.

    • @jamlokinut
      @jamlokinut Před 11 měsíci +153

      statistics andy

    • @mustafa._.9371
      @mustafa._.9371 Před 10 měsíci +101

      What's terrifying is that Jerma will probably live through that entire time to see their usernames become unbanned.

    • @adrymarker
      @adrymarker Před 10 měsíci +33

      @@mustafa._.9371 the vicious cycle of banning and unbanning would make him an immortal being beyond our comprehension

    • @had_fun_once
      @had_fun_once Před 7 měsíci +9

      fking based post man ty

    • @tess-ticles
      @tess-ticles Před 7 měsíci +5

      2:05 is only 10 mins since it was reduced

  • @joemurrell2099
    @joemurrell2099 Před 7 měsíci +258

    I love that you can tell at 0:37 he was actually disgusted with what the chatter said because he actually said “time that guy out” but instead of “ban that guy”

  • @oshkiv4684
    @oshkiv4684 Před 8 měsíci +187

    0:36 "he hotboxes with his farts" might be the stupidest thing i've heard all fucking year😭

  • @da_purple_lizard
    @da_purple_lizard Před 9 měsíci +233

    Literally 1984 Andy

  • @nolanmiller1155
    @nolanmiller1155 Před 7 měsíci +29

    2:43 Having an entire speech about recognizing irrational anger followed immediately by banning them out of spite is a level of comedic irony most can only dream of

  • @HQ_Default
    @HQ_Default Před 7 měsíci +215

    0:28 "Oh, 2K Andy? That's a shitload. That's huge. Anyway, ban that guy."
    1999 viewer Andy.

  • @chisecrecy4974
    @chisecrecy4974 Před 7 měsíci +131

    I always wonder if the mods actually ever follow through with the ban or if they do nothing and just say, "Okay, Jerma, yeah, they're banned. Gone for good."

    • @tacothedank
      @tacothedank Před 7 měsíci +52

      I was the culprit behind the last clip, neither me nor my family were actually banned lol

    • @gowanlore2434
      @gowanlore2434 Před 7 měsíci +9

      They were just following orders.

  • @yungstigmatamanne
    @yungstigmatamanne Před 7 měsíci +144

    him going on power trips with the ban hammer is my absolute favorite bit LMFAO

  • @Maxxatron
    @Maxxatron Před 7 měsíci +61

    "Mods, ban that guy permanently. Minus infinity. Plus forever. Minus eternity. Plus 5 minutes."

  • @itmekt8571
    @itmekt8571 Před 11 měsíci +319

    700 year ban seems a little soft don't you think?

  • @starfox300
    @starfox300 Před 7 měsíci +71

    Jerma is actually really smart. He encourages trolling to a point where its still funny for the stream but when they go a little overboard he gives them a punishment that is so small that they don't hate him but big enough that they will lean away from it next time.
    He's trained the people to be exactly the way where its the most entertaining

    • @ansyyxux
      @ansyyxux Před měsícem +3

      Benevolent teacher andy

  • @anthonypittman6443
    @anthonypittman6443 Před 7 měsíci +57

    i dont know why but the line "ban him, for as long as it takes" is so threating for some reason XD

  • @Mars_junior
    @Mars_junior Před 7 měsíci +143

    "Ban that guy" translates to "I'm acknowledging a good joke"

    • @meyague
      @meyague Před 5 měsíci +4

      we're all aware

  • @radiant9230
    @radiant9230 Před 7 měsíci +93

    I'm actually crying at 700 days holy shit
    Edit: 700 FUCKING YEARS

  • @Flapjackyeah
    @Flapjackyeah Před 7 měsíci +62

    I like how he never wants to REALLY ban them, he just wants them removed for a few minutes out of principle

  • @AndrewNajash
    @AndrewNajash Před 7 měsíci +90

    I like to imagine his experience of the world is so utterly foreign to ours that he actually can’t tell the difference between forever and 5 minutes, time is nothing to him

    • @_Rick___Grimes_
      @_Rick___Grimes_ Před 3 měsíci +1

      for jerma time is but a mountain he can step over, like the giants of yore

  • @orionbarnes1733
    @orionbarnes1733 Před 2 měsíci +8

    "HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL, MR ELBERTSON SEND HIM TO THE MODERATORS OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED!"

  • @MrJ158n
    @MrJ158n Před 7 měsíci +63

    My favorite moments are when the punishments get less and less as he talks about it. Ban that guy for life.... time him out for 20 minutes.... that person is timed out for 5 minutes

  • @SpellboundSpectre
    @SpellboundSpectre Před 7 měsíci +47

    Makes fun of jerma:
    Five minutes
    Bug pun:
    An hour

  • @SteakFries
    @SteakFries Před 7 měsíci +22

    "Mods, spin him around and make him dizzy."

  • @jam-the-hologram
    @jam-the-hologram Před 7 měsíci +74

    it cracks me up every time he says to ban someone for a lengthy period of time than immediately reduces their ban period. Like “Ban that guy for an hour than reduce it by 50 minutes, ban that guy for 10 minutes” WHAT

  • @gh00stic8
    @gh00stic8 Před 3 měsíci +6

    the actual nightmare of being a jerma mod. half of the time you can’t tell if he’s joking or being serious

  • @spacegoose2989
    @spacegoose2989 Před 7 měsíci +41

    Jerma ruthlessly bans a chatter for 6 minutes because it was told to use a rifle whereas it bans another chatter for 700 years for telling it to be funny.

    • @et5895
      @et5895 Před 7 měsíci +2

      You could write youtube titles for a living

    • @rileyn54
      @rileyn54 Před 7 měsíci

      @@et5895I’m saying

  • @emdrake04
    @emdrake04 Před 7 měsíci +39

    2:17 is my favorite, the way his mic volume is slightly lower with the music over it just makes it perfect

  • @blackiron927
    @blackiron927 Před 7 měsíci +29

    jerma banning you for 10 minutes is equivalent to the death penalty in the criminal justice system

  • @davidosbourne219
    @davidosbourne219 Před 7 měsíci +33

    I love that he wants to be like that brutal authority figure but he can’t bring himself to ban anyone for any significant amount of time

  • @DagothXil
    @DagothXil Před 6 měsíci +10

    I really appreciate how this video was sorted by the severity of the timeout

  • @Derikimi
    @Derikimi Před 6 měsíci +15

    1:56 had me cracking up.
    "Is this a s3x game?"
    *scary sound*
    "Ban that person"

  • @Draknatt
    @Draknatt Před 6 měsíci +10

    "why are you serious?" Banished to the shadow realm for 700 Years

  • @oscarwalsdorf8369
    @oscarwalsdorf8369 Před 7 měsíci +19

    I love how the bans get ever increasingly more severe as the video goes on, much like Jerma's insanity

  • @YouKnowWhatOkay
    @YouKnowWhatOkay Před 7 měsíci +14

    My favorite ones are where he is digesting what someone put in chat and you can see the gears turning but something in the game damages him, derailing said thought and provoking instant rage filled retaliation towards the commenter.

  • @unconscious7219
    @unconscious7219 Před 6 měsíci +13

    He is still a teacher deep down. I can't bring myself to banish my student for eternity, only a few minutes or so.

  • @enolp
    @enolp Před 7 měsíci +41

    I love that “forever” means 15 minutes

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 Před 7 měsíci +27

    I hope Ballfondler is doing well out there

  • @phili.9304
    @phili.9304 Před 7 měsíci +109

    Lmao im way to afraid to watch this guy live
    "Hi im new here"
    "Ban that guy for 10 minutes"

    • @r0de
      @r0de Před 7 měsíci +33

      Its part of the experience

  • @skk-ue7tm
    @skk-ue7tm Před 7 měsíci +39

    The "ban that person for 5 minutes" warning thing it's so the nice teacher vibes, i love jemra

  • @roundestrow1et
    @roundestrow1et Před 5 měsíci +13

    "as long as it takes" 😭😭😭

  • @catfAtT
    @catfAtT Před 7 měsíci +16

    1:01 i bet he started describing the taste immediately after banning that guy

  • @DocDrowsy
    @DocDrowsy Před 6 měsíci +6

    The way he cant decide for how long to ban someone then just settles on a few minutes is like a dad trying to act stern but just can't commit to it

  • @badger6882
    @badger6882 Před 9 měsíci +45

    1:24 this guy deserved 6 centuries

  • @Ethman16
    @Ethman16 Před 7 měsíci +16

    I love that with each clip the time keeps going up

  • @davidshorts5568
    @davidshorts5568 Před 7 měsíci +13

    Ban then Mod then Ban Then Mod then Mod him Twice then VIP ‘em then Delete his Account then Ban Him AND THEN MOD HIM AGAIN!
    Moment of silence for whoever was Banished to the Shadow Realm. 🙏 😢

  • @PumpMaximum
    @PumpMaximum Před 7 měsíci +40

    RIP To all the poor souls "banned" by Jerma...

  • @xen5045
    @xen5045 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Its like hes posessed by a dictator version of himself and hes constantly fighting over control of his body when he does the 'ban forever, actually 1 hour, but like in fish years so 10 minutes' thing

  • @wr3nche5
    @wr3nche5 Před 6 měsíci +8

    3:09
    "ban then mod then ban then mod then mod him twice then VIP him then delete his account then ban him and then mod him again!"
    surprised he doesn't say something like this more often xd

  • @amongstsus9201
    @amongstsus9201 Před 7 měsíci +6

    jerma the type of guy to justifiably punch you then applogize

  • @PlatinumAltaria
    @PlatinumAltaria Před 5 měsíci +5

    For Jerma 5 minutes is forever because he has ADHD.

  • @jacobzeise2155
    @jacobzeise2155 Před 6 měsíci +5

    I love how the bans slowly get longer and longer through the video

  • @sethbryant7894
    @sethbryant7894 Před 7 měsíci +23

    The escalation from "Ban that guy for 700 days" to "Ban that person for 700 YEARS" is hysterical

  • @throwwway9152
    @throwwway9152 Před 7 měsíci +3

    *with all the seriousness of a judge sentencing someone to the death penalty*
    "ban that guy for 5 minutes"

  • @Necrodoge
    @Necrodoge Před 7 měsíci +7

    SEVEN HUNDREAD YEARS

  • @WHTVRWHTVR
    @WHTVRWHTVR Před 3 měsíci +2

    I don't know why, but once I realized the clips were organized by length of ban, I lost it

  • @hatthat4789
    @hatthat4789 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I like how he laughs at the chat and then gets super serious when he's like "Ban that guy for 10 min"

  • @jackgainey315
    @jackgainey315 Před 6 měsíci +5

    I’m watching the evolution of punishments as they slowly went from 1 minute to an hour.
    Edit: from 1 minute to 700 years

  • @Everettalla
    @Everettalla Před 6 měsíci +5

    Every time I see a Jerma Elden ring stream with facecam I always look at his eyebrows and I can’t tell if it’s that one bit where he filled his eyebrows for some reason

  • @crimsonchin1496
    @crimsonchin1496 Před 7 měsíci +6

    “Ban that guy forever… at… at least 15 minutes, ban that guy for 15 minutes”

  • @0bashie
    @0bashie Před 7 měsíci +9

    Jerma would be a great dad

  • @davidmodrovich2484
    @davidmodrovich2484 Před měsícem +1

    he is a wise and judicious ruler. kind to his subjects and delivering appropriate punishment to protect his people

  • @Spumoon
    @Spumoon Před 7 měsíci +12

    1:41 why is this the funniest thing I've seen all day?

  • @StarvinMarvin828
    @StarvinMarvin828 Před 7 měsíci +21

    3:48 We jumped from forever to 15 minutes. This guy is not a real person LOL

  • @TomJakobW
    @TomJakobW Před 7 měsíci +17

    He sounds like a psychopath CEO signing documents without a care in the world firing 300 people at once

  • @Slime_Death
    @Slime_Death Před 7 měsíci +7

    He is hungry with power

  • @leonmeekel5486
    @leonmeekel5486 Před 4 měsíci +4

    4:39 this is actually true btw, Jerma's birthday is on the same day as Frodo and Bilbo from the lord of the rings (sept 22).
    Also explains his heig-*banned for 5 minutes*

  • @blueher1977
    @blueher1977 Před rokem +27

    why these clips are so funny

  • @phillydterminaldisease6578
    @phillydterminaldisease6578 Před 7 měsíci +4

    3:30 *makes jerma laugh* anyways ban that guy 30 minutes 😂😂😂

  • @foolonthehill8410
    @foolonthehill8410 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Jerma banning people is like when the police put SpongeBob and Patrick in jail for 5 seconds for stealing a balloon

  • @Ghoster7564
    @Ghoster7564 Před 7 měsíci +5

    5:00 bruh "stern message" lol

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Před 7 měsíci +4

    He sounds like a frustrated substitute teacher progressively getting more frustrated with his class and putting them in the time out chair/ corner progressively longer

  • @I_Eated_The_Soap
    @I_Eated_The_Soap Před 7 měsíci +57

    *someone in chat says the most vile, despicable thing that has ever come out of the human mouth*
    “Mods ban that guy for 5 minutes, no 2 minutes”

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne Před 7 měsíci +7

      actually no, 2 minutes, 12 seconds and give them 10 points for their courage

  • @speedydog45
    @speedydog45 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Ban that guy permanently
    And then unban
    and then ban for like 5 minutes
    They are permanently banned for 5 minutes

  • @TexWexy
    @TexWexy Před 2 měsíci +2

    You know you fucked up when Jerma drops the “How dare you”

  • @velya-_-885
    @velya-_-885 Před 2 měsíci +3

    4:15 is the epitome of his nice bans, it's like he has 15 viewers or smth

  • @DistantLoner
    @DistantLoner Před 8 měsíci +7

    Me: I should look up a compilation of Jerma telling mods to ban that guy.
    This video: *appears in recommended*

  • @ZessXXify
    @ZessXXify Před 7 měsíci +2

    I like that his bans increase in length as he goes madder and madder with power