Civilization 5: Gandhi Rises
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- čas přidán 20. 06. 2024
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Watch how Darkk Mane spends 21 minutes descending into corruption.
Corruption? You misunderstand. Darkk Mane is simply an environmentalist who wants to save and preserve one of the world's most precious creatures.
BlackKnightJack Preserving them at the cost of all his Indian people?
It's okay, I'm Gandhi, the nicest guy in the world, I know what i'm doing
Darkk Mane But then, your eyes started to glow, possessed by an evil spirit, u walked towards the Mongols with the aim of steamrolling them
Are you telling me human lives matter more than elephant lives you fucking human supremacist?
“I named my city after you, George... b-but don’t get any wrong ideas! It’s not like I like you or anything!” *-Mahatma Gandhi, 3680 BC*
"George, you are a baka" -Mahatma Ghandi
n-no u
This is wrong on so many levels, we all know ghandi is a first class yandere
*Gandhi
Yakamashii
*-George Washington*
after 600 hours playing civ 5, i can confirm this is the best way to play
That's like three campaigns.
I just tech rushed to getting nukes and I won with a warior from the ancient era.
Metool42 winning on diety and marathon settings doesn't take 200h. Trust me, been there, done that.
Karol Jadw it took me about a day
Really? You couldn't make a legion of Nuclear Elephants??
"And her husbands going to look up at me too and say meow." BEST LINE EVER!!
Meow rawr. :3 that made me laugh,
That was advanced
The Gandhi is the powerhouse of the India
Nicolas Vignolo lol
And the elephant is the powerhouse of the Gandhi
Elephants are the powerhouse of India then.
nuclear powerhouse**
Nuclear weapon are the powerhouse of Gandhi.
"Hello everybody, I'm here with the new sid meier's civilizations five game"
It came out 7 years ago lol
thatsthejoke.jpeg
It's a joke
It's all the same technically
JonatasAdoM No its not, new isn't "technically" like old. Learn the word before using it
Your comment came out 7 years ago lol
"Elephants are the whales of the land"
-ghandi
*Gandhi
An extremely incompetent dictator Gandhi who's Tsundere for Washington. Why isn't this a series?
Lone Maverick This is like a better version of Hetalia.
Would watch.
It probably is
What do you mean by incompetent?
Still better than Overlord
India was historically the deadliest nuclear power.
Nuclear? Is that another word for pachyderm?
yes it is
Nuclear Elephants
venktesh rao of
Kevin Kong *Nuclear Danny Devitos
As someone with literally thousands of hours in Civ V this video triggered me in more ways than one.
so true...
TheJackFroster NO NUKES IN A GANDHI VIDEO, GODDAMNIT!!
TheJackFroster I only have have 400 so maybe that's why I found it funny
Same, when I saw he was researching writing on turn 133 I almost had a seizure
TheJackFroster how do you have thousands, i have a couple hundred but most of it is time with friends idk how u can do thousands without getting bored
0/10 went against Ghandi's greatest commandment. "You shalt nuke all enemies of India back to the stone age.
Civ needs to make the elephant upgradeable so its still relephant to the modern age....
It is upgradeable, it becomes what’s known as a nuclear missile
Oh my god that pun is incredible.
get out. right now. box stuff door car leave now
They upgrade into knights
W
Didn't even know that George Washington was a top tier waifu.
fucking noob
He is THE top tier waifu.
*Tsundere
skeletal structure George waifuton*
skeletal structure
Everyone knows that George Washington is highkey thick af
Its no use.
Killer Queen Has already touched that elephant.
Clever username.
Thanks lord of tea,but i am not interested in buying your tea shirts and tea products and merchandise
... What are you even saying?
Me neither please stop advertising yourself.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DUWANG
When he whispers into your ear: "is the following trade of interest to you?" #justgirlythings
"WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A TRADE AGREEMENT IN ENGLAND?!?!"
@@biggestboofer #justboythings
Yup....thats exactly how we got our independence
Obviously
It's not like we were not fighting back or anything
@@R.Sinnia 😂😂😂
I guess Darkk Mane had an elephant fetish all along...
I thought he was straight?
Daniel yeah lady elephants
420 likes
You forgot the goats
666 likes
Knowing how to play this game, I can say, darkk mane is the best player in the world
Aesir I agree with that statement.
Aesir Darkk really is a military genius after all. Round of applause for him. *Claps in indian*
Where do you get a degree to learn this shit?
Magor Tuga Harvard and Yale
Quill18 & Marbozir Uni
Should have summoned THE ANCIENT ONE!!!
Renato Corvaro mancient one*
THE ZANCIENT ONE!
Zancient one would have done the job
The DANKscient one would've done better...
THE 🅱ANCIENT ONE
You did a really good job of editing this and keeping it interesting. Strategy games are notorious for being boring to watch, and this certainly was not boring.
Just because you don’t like watching them doesn’t mean they’re “notoriously boring to watch”
@@tristanshell9233 Just because you like watching them doesn't mean they're not.
+Mister Egg Just because.
@@bleachdrinker4362 Except the orginal commenter meant as if it's a proven fact. He could have just said "I find strategy games boring to watch" not "Strategy games are notoriously boring to watch"
Franklin Tuviera Just
This is my favorite anime.
Same !
this is rezero s2 right
Wild Doggo the manga was better
Wild Doggo so good the top 10 saddest anime deaths were all from this anime.
The visual novel was better. If you are going to try saw that, at least do it right.
Just....one....more....
War Elephant
Trionix well you got me
You can never have enough elephants
"Legalised animal marriage"
*animal husbandry*
My sides
Its obviously a metaphor for weed addiction
yeah i thought no one else got it
This was a good example of Communism.
"Oh, it's barbarians. OH IT'S AMERICA"
heh
Synonyms
What is the difference?
Yes just yes
league of legends looks crazy
I know right, the new update is insane!
MyMilho Gandhi is so OP pls nerf Riot
MyMilho The ultimate move of Gandhi is too op plz nerf
Gandhi's R: Story time 120 sec CLD
Gandhi tells stories untill every1 falls asleep, Gandhi then can target the sleeping enemies for a bloody assasination.
Ghandis ult: Nukes everybody leaving them with 1 hp.
Darkk: Gimme the spices man!
Germany: NEIN
Fuck, I actually almost cried at the George flashback because of the Clannad music... or because of George.
Unrealistic gameplay. Gandhi didn't nuke anybody.
YET
YET
YET
YET
YET
0/10 no nukes fired!
zah fares agreed
+Meme Bois nuclear elephants
He's Ghandi, the nicest guy on the planet
Like Ghandi always said, “War elephants, nuclear weapons, what’s the difference?”
“Elephants are basically the nukes of land.”-Ghandi
14:44 That aged well
That clannad BGM though.... XD
this is gold, if its not gold its better than gold.
White gold?
Diamond? Platinium? or maybe uranium?
Alu- Card this means ZHA WARUDO for me...
Is it war-elephants?
maybe master or challenger xddddddddddddddddddd
Fact- At the time of writing this comment, no one execpt Darkk Mane has fully watched the video.
STFU, no one cares.
Brajany Lies. I used time hax.
Brajany What if they put it on 2 times speed?
Brajany Acctually, i did
Brajany cool... Do you play civ 5?
"I'm trying to play Civilization V but TheGengis27 keeps kicking my ass"
And this is what I suscribed for
The clannad music
THAT CLANNAD OST, MANE YOU BROUGHT UNNECESSARY SADNESS
Hugh Mungus Shining in the Sky
idk what he used, but the most powerful soundtracks from clannad are:
roaring tides
the place where wishes come true II
snowfield
distant years
EDIT: I think he used Shining in the sky and To the same heights
Yeah definitely bring some memories. I think im gonna rewatch it later.
Memories of Clannad, sad as hell
holy shit man ty !!
"all the riots ive peacefully supressed" IM DYING LMFAOOO
Elephants are naturally peaceful creatures you know.
“If you didn’t want to die, just don’t riot”
Best thing I’ve heard all day XD
I love how you made the leader screen look like a dating sim lmao
"Our elephants are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS."
Never watched a Civ video or really cared about it before, but I could watch Dark play this forever
The strength in numbers with war elephants strategy used to work very well on original civ 5 with no dlc's. 3 fully upgraded elephants could take down a giant death robot in 1 turn
"I'm going to construct a war elephant unit"
*Cersei Lannister would like to know your location*
Please do more stuff like this. I loved it
Just Kidding guys I'm gandi the nicest guy in the world!
Samuel Martens iiiiiii
this is it. this is the content iv been on youtube all these years searching for
8:19 oh, and there I was wondering when my Clannad PTSD would kick in the next time.
Thanks to your Clannad PTSD, I finally found out what that song is
@@ventuswill2847 whats the name?
"I'm supposed to be playing civilisation 5 but this one player keeps killing my elephants..."
"Is it TheGenghis27?"
"Yeah, TheGenghis27!"
I need to see this with every civ in the game lmao
This whole video is like an exact copy of the situation in Russia. Up until the smallest details like taking aid from "the enemy" and relying on numbers rather than on technological advancements.
I've watched this around 6 times since it was released, including one today. Damn, best comedy up to date.
this is so hilarious, the fact that this is a strategy game while you just build whatever you want and don't give a fuq about science, gold or happiness. Just checked if you have any more of civ 5 bnw videos, too bad you don't. If you have time, please make more. love your interraction with AI leaders xD
I liked and subscribed A YEAR AND A HALF AGO and I STILL haven't gotten ANY more war elephants!
EXPLAIN.
Bro u can't just hit us with the clannad OST like that
”Denny Devito has grown"
More civ vids !!!!!!!!! Please :)
Now you made me want to redownload Civ
Yeah. Clannad is a good show but I'm not that big a fan, even though my profile picture is Ushio with a unicorn.
Meteor *a horn
I thought the exact same thing lol
Meteor yeah now i downloading civ :D
I fuckin' lost it at Bisquick
The quality of this video is insane! 20 minutes of pure comedy, relating to a game that I love.
5:15 Killer Queen has already touched the war elephant!
This new Sims update looks great
I love this video. I always come back and watch it, to inspire me when I'm feeling discouraged in my own takeovers. Thank you.
That song at 8:22. I am NOT crying. :(
Deus_27 "are we on the train?"
What the song name, plz don't ignore me or I will not sleep tonight
Daniel oneNut It's Shining in the Sky
WE WANT THE SECOND PART*^*
great video, dunkey.
Indeed
Sergio Lucas 333th like
im glad i wasnt the only one to notice
Sergio Lucas Who's dunkey?
Horzinicla you uncultured swine...he is like...the best black man in the world
I subscribed for the War Elephants! AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?!!!
I commend you sir. This is by far one of the best videos I have ever seen on CZcams. You made me laugh out loud on numerous occasions
Fucking amazing job 10/10 Darkk, want more of this!
the elephant is the powerhouse of Gandhi
This is the most accurate representation of a Gandhi play through
[Place Holder] Gaming as I read your comment the elephant zoo sanctuary part came up.
I love how he made a video on Gandhi in civlizations, but instead of shooting nukes he went with elephants.
1 like = 1 prayer for elephants
i hate elephants
por que
@@quoctrungtran6403 how dare you??!!!!
@@arya1275cause they eat human ._.
as someone who has done tutorials on this and other civ games, I can say that Darkk is correctly playing a very high level Deity strategy to near perfection.
Why does Civ 5 look better than 6? What sorcery is this.
One of my most favorite youtube videos had to come back again.
you should have build a wall like china
Adam fillerle duvar yaptı olum :D
*Donald Trump. Hatanı düzelttim kardeşim
Trump kuramadı yanlız Çin kurdu :D
America*
Düellocu Aga or like the united states 😉
this was an emotional rollercoaster
excitement, sadness and despair, anger, turned on, sympathetic
all that - what an amazing experience
No matter which version of Civ I'm playing I always think of and keep coming back to this video. "POTTERY!!!" Is forever burned into my brain btw 🤣
This is the best civ 5 video ive watched it like 6 times and it never gets old
"And get husband is gonna look up to me and say: meow"
at that moment I died
Such a satisfying Darkmane video. Great job man!
17:30
Top 10 anime betrayals
I watched this video 3 years ago my english was so bad that i dindt get half of the jokes, the sensation of getting better at something is very nice I know my english is still bad, but hey now i at least can try to communicate
You are the best person on CZcams !!! I love you so much :c
Darkk Mane's humor really reminds me of Dunkey.
Nathan Hong Yeah, he is like a reserve if you run out of donkey and need some slightly worse dunkey.
Justice CEO he has much longer videos though, I enjoy his content too even if it is a bit predictable
Justice CEO probably a little late but Kilian experience has similar sense of humor to these guys, just to add to your reserve.
This is the longest video ever that made me laugh. This is my favorite type of comedy. Amazing! Subscribed.
I've been lookig for a comprehensive strategy guide for sooo long. Thanks!
Amazing historical reenactment of the actual history of India
I think your problem was not enough elephants
I cannot tell you how many times I have watched this.
I have been watching every so often for 2 years
6 years ago... SIX FUCKING YEARS... and this mans called it with the cat husband and shit...
Wonderful and entertaining video ! Definitely deserves more views !
My favourite anime
Best video I have ever seen I would be very happy if he uploads another civilization vid
i have a question for you bismarck....
*WILL YOU GIVE GANDHI THE SPICE?*
war elephants in 2017 lul
16:30 That Clannad moment had me in tears... of laughter!
What's the ost of clannad that was used
@Darkk Mane I have just found you through this video, and the last 5 minutes have earned you a new subscriber for sure.
He managed to make this game funny, for 20 whole minutes, holy elephant