A Nightmare on Elm Street reviewed by Mark Kermode

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  • čas přidán 29. 08. 2024
  • Mark's none too impressed with the remake of this 80's horror classic.

Komentáře • 164

  • @allaboutdmagic
    @allaboutdmagic Před 12 lety +36

    Kermode's skill as a critic is he can embiggen an obscure horror gem or sidelined European film and bring it to a more mainstream audience's attention. In this he is invaluable.

  • @MrMartGonzo
    @MrMartGonzo Před 8 lety +79

    ".......And then it stops"
    so at least there's one positive thing to say.

  • @RamBam3000
    @RamBam3000 Před 11 lety +37

    Robert Englund is a lovely man. I know this first hand because I had the good fortune to meet him at a memorabilia fest. So I now have a signed picture of Freddy Kreuger reaching out with his razor glove saying "To Tony, Sleep Kills, Freddy." Awesome.
    This new version sounds dreadful.

  • @harveyhalloway
    @harveyhalloway Před 7 lety +21

    Very amusing when Mark starts on about "there's a claw" after about 5 mins...

  • @WOMENOFTROY
    @WOMENOFTROY Před rokem +2

    I love listening to a true connoisseur. He knows his stuff. When he said the original Elm Street was surrealist cinema my head exploded. That is so right on the mark.

  • @shadow6543
    @shadow6543 Před 13 lety +7

    Freddy Kruger IS the Boogieman..he was so creepy in the first film because of the surrealist horror, hes the personification of a nightmare...he wasnt that in the new film creepy but not the unsettling ghoul he was in the earlier films,
    the first film is one of the best horror movies ever made

  • @jonny5779
    @jonny5779 Před 11 měsíci +1

    God... Mark was on top form here, so elequent, knowledgeable, passionate...he dosen't just sleep and grumble his way through his review, he gets properly fired up! Love it! You're a brilliant man Mark🤗☺

  • @xfilian1
    @xfilian1 Před 11 lety +26

    I love listening to Mark review Michael Bay films. I just want to be around for one when Mark reviews the Bay re-make of The Exorcist. Please, let it happen - just for his review if nothing else!

    • @callumsutherland2954
      @callumsutherland2954 Před 4 lety +5

      Thank god that never happened. Mark may well have given himself a heart attack through anger.

    • @generichuman2044
      @generichuman2044 Před rokem

      I think Mark would give up on films at that point and we'd never see a review from him again

  • @heatrayzvideo3007
    @heatrayzvideo3007 Před 10 lety +26

    The Nightmare remake was the one of the worst films I have EVER seen and I have watched most of the Troma back cat, I collected all the Freddy films because despite their faults I was fond of them but the remake got taken to the charity shop for re-sale!!

  • @dalhar20
    @dalhar20 Před 10 lety +11

    The original Nightmare had a genuine character to it, yet Michael Bay manages to take a movie franchise and completely suck all the soul it had left.
    Hollywood needs to understand putting beautiful people in movies, doesn't mean they shouldn't have character.

  • @tmrezzek5728
    @tmrezzek5728 Před 7 lety +19

    Awesome review! And to quote author David Thomson: "Michael Bay makes noisy garbage."

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 4 lety

      There is quite a range of stuff that Bay has made. The writer and producers make a huge difference in film making... Just like when people talk about actors making good or bad films, a director who is not writing and producing his own stuff is just one part of a giant team.

  • @WordUnheard
    @WordUnheard Před 5 lety +11

    Now that Halloween (2018) is a huge success, both financially and in quality, we will see a resurgence in movies like A Nightmare On Elm Street and Friday The 13th. Only, I believe, that they will go for quality, and learn from the mistakes that Platinum Dunes made. Although I think they would all be in great hands at Blumhouse, I would LOVE to see A24 produce A Nightmare On Elm Street. What an amazing movie that could be.

  • @SacClass650
    @SacClass650 Před 14 lety +7

    I love Mark Kermode!!! One of my favourite personalities

  • @OsofoGriot
    @OsofoGriot Před 7 lety +4

    One of the few kermodeandmayo videos with a blurred, in-motion, full gesticulation mode, flappy hands Kermode as the video thumbnail.

  • @GeoNeilUK
    @GeoNeilUK Před 10 lety +25

    And next up in the relentless march of the bank managers out to make a quick buck by remaking a classic .....RoboCop!!!

    • @o.b.herbie4135
      @o.b.herbie4135 Před 10 lety +5

      He looks mor like a power ranger than Robocop!!

  • @spikezephaniah9295
    @spikezephaniah9295 Před 4 lety +6

    Absolutely nailed it! This film really upset me, the original was so powerful and the remake was just a facile mess which somehow sunk lower than even the worst of the sequels.

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 4 lety +1

      Did not even know this remake existed but if the original is special at all then a re-make has little hope beyond monetary gains. I doubt anyone involved thought they could make a better movie than the original. But that does not matter. What matters is that the name of the film and the names of the cast will ensure that the film will make a lot more money than it cost to make. Think of how popular the Transformer films are despite their utter lack of quality filmmaking. No one involved in those films were trying to make a great film. They were making a thrill-ride with lots of name recognition to help with popularity.

  • @shawndimery
    @shawndimery Před 14 lety +3

    I met Kermode outside Waterstones last year in Leeds, It was awesome, Kermode is a genius.

  • @dravenuk
    @dravenuk Před 14 lety +7

    I love the original Nightmare on Elm Street. No way I'd see this. Being from Michael Bay's Platinum Dunes remake factory it was always gonna stink.

  • @blokey8
    @blokey8 Před 11 lety +8

    I heard Craven tell a different story, on Mark's Slasher documentary- apparently it was a dishevelled-looking man who he saw out of a window as a boy. The man then spent hours eyeballing his window, clearly "getting off on frightening someone" and indeed scaring the heck out of Craven. The doc's on youtube somewhere, well worth a look at if you haven't seen it already :)

  • @hersce
    @hersce Před 12 lety +3

    I love the way Kermode's face changes as soon as he utters the name "Bay"...

  • @c.m.9369
    @c.m.9369 Před 3 lety +2

    There was something good about all these soulless remakes. They made Mark go on and on about the old horror classics (all movies that came out before I was even born), and made me want to go back, watch them and understand the history of them. So I did. And I never regreted it.
    Although, ironically, the long-arm scene Mark describes here is actually one of the scenes that has aged the worst. Obviously, effects are always going to age, but many of the in the first "Nightmare" have held up rather well... except, as I said, unfortunatelly, this arm-scene.

    • @gerard_torbitt
      @gerard_torbitt Před 3 lety

      I would handwave that scene as "dream logic", tho to be fair, that movie is beloved af. Classic horror does so much more than the Hollywood types will ever understand.

    • @EvilestGem
      @EvilestGem Před 2 lety

      That's why you have to remember it in context. Those first few Nightmare films had a real impact on me just like Mark when I was a teen and yes some of the scenes were (at that time) deeply profound. Many of my friends have seen most of the old films again and they always say the same thing "it's terrible.." etc. Well, I know it would be if I was to go back so I don't and I keep that 'romance' with the old films safe and sound unless there's an exception.

  • @chanceie12
    @chanceie12 Před 13 lety +1

    Don't care what anyone says the first NOES is a classic horror movie , ive seen that film more times then any other , mostly when i was 8 - 15 years old , still love it.
    Like Kermode said its just another excuse for Bay to get more money.

  • @Dougtheslugmcdoug
    @Dougtheslugmcdoug Před 14 lety +2

    Right after that I feel like watching Nightmare on Elm Street... The old one I know and love.

  • @captain07234
    @captain07234 Před 14 lety +4

    The jack booted bank managers who come storming through in pursuit of a quick buck has to be the best description of Michael Bay and his remake bunch.

  • @cinimatics
    @cinimatics Před 11 lety +1

    Hey everyone, I just want to let you know that there is a conspiracy of sorts, but its not about making us dumb. Its just a marketing principle. They're remaking everything because they know that a movie (or anything else) with a recognizable name will automatically generate more interest than something totally new and original. Its about the brand. You only have to fill the seats to make cash, not actually make a good movie. That's why we have things like this and Twilight. It's a business.

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 4 lety

      Twilight films were not remakes of anything. They were adapted from a book series... With so many real examples, why did you mention Twilight? Book adaptations have made for many of the best films in history...

  • @RamBam3000
    @RamBam3000 Před 11 lety +1

    Actually, he was traveling down Main Street, Dallas. The Elm Street route was rejected for some reason.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 Před 4 lety +2

      The motorcade turned right off of Main onto Houston St at Dealey Plaza, then immediately left onto Elm. They were definitely on Elm when the shots were fired.
      There is a marker on the pavement of Elm Street at the spot, which i have seen many times as i live in DFW.

  • @freddielee1831
    @freddielee1831 Před 4 lety +4

    Spot on Mark, spot on. 10 years later and still one of the worst remakes of all time.

  • @stevemitchell3464
    @stevemitchell3464 Před 4 lety +1

    I never saw the remake but I wasn't expecting it to be as good as the original, they never are if rarely at all. Like Kermode or not he makes total sense here.

  • @RamBam3000
    @RamBam3000 Před 11 lety +1

    That could be it. I read it Doug Bradley's (yes, *that* Doug Bradley, as in Pinhead) "Behind the Mask of a Horror Actor" and, since I lent it to a friend who never gave it back, I can't check the reference
    Awesome book, too, BTW. I met Bradley when he was meant to be giving a lecture on it at my local more arty inclined cinema, who hadn't advertised it properly, so there was only him, me, and a Scottish couple. We wound up chatting about it in the bar upstairs.

  • @simonthebison
    @simonthebison Před 11 lety +7

    Can't wait for Mark's review of Pain & Gain (The latest Michael Bay film) this week!

  • @floragosling84
    @floragosling84 Před 7 lety +8

    OK, but did you like it?

  • @clonard
    @clonard Před 14 lety +1

    I went to see this, and to be honest, I didn't think it was that bad. I've never been a huge fan of the original movies, and I always thought the original Freddy wasn't that scary, in fact I think he's a bit of an ejit! He became more of a comedy character as the movies progressed. Just my opinion.

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 4 lety

      "original movies"? why the plural? The original film is a masterpiece. None of the sequels is remembered or talked about like that. The fact that you grouped them means to me that you might not have seen the original or you do not remember it well. There is just no comparison. The first film is up there with the best films made in any genre. None of the sequels come close... How about ignoring the bad sequels where Freddy is funny because that has zero to do with the original film? You might as well judge the original film based on this re-make that you like. This re-make is not the original just like the old sequels are not the original film.

  • @TheSMLIFfilms
    @TheSMLIFfilms Před 9 lety +7

    BIG CLAW! Kills 'em!

  • @pdmore123
    @pdmore123 Před 9 lety +4

    I'm still angry to this day about this remake. Noes deserves a remake true to the original.

    • @batmench10
      @batmench10 Před 9 lety +11

      NOES deserves to be left alone.

    • @killerrodan
      @killerrodan Před 9 lety +1

      +pdmore123 It was just for money.

    • @pdmore123
      @pdmore123 Před 4 měsíci

      Fede alvarez would be the man. His evil dead was amazing

  • @RamBam3000
    @RamBam3000 Před 11 lety +1

    Freddie Kreuger was also inspired by a very badly burned guy that Wes Craven once saw. I think he lived nearby Craven or something. Unfortunately, Craven couldn't stop staring. The man turned round and promptly scared the crap out of Craven (interesting name for a horror movie director BTW), yelling at him "WTF are YOU staring at, brat?!"

  • @hypnocilicdreams
    @hypnocilicdreams Před 11 lety +1

    You can tell kermode is a goodie. I bet he hasnt got a bad bone in his body. Grumpy ones, maybe :) But I love him and i think he`s a very nice man & perfect critic

  • @amblingpangolin
    @amblingpangolin Před 8 lety

    "boring and louder, in all the wrong ways"... what are the right ways? Fair play though. I've not seen it, but I love Kermode and, regardless of that, I imagine this is a fair review. I want to see the movie with "boring and louder" in the right ways, though!

  • @LoomVideos
    @LoomVideos Před 14 lety

    Fascinating - very intereing and intelligent chap! I always enjoy his enthusiasm.

  • @heatrayzvideo3007
    @heatrayzvideo3007 Před 10 lety +2

    Early Wes Craven was fantastic in my opinion

    • @davidlawrencegraham6722
      @davidlawrencegraham6722 Před 10 lety +1

      its not just youre opinion its most horror fans to he was a master he aint a master no more tho whivh is a shame

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 4 lety

      How is early different from later? Feels like he was doing the same thing all along... I mean, they can't all be masterpieces...

  • @minderbinderas
    @minderbinderas Před 11 lety +1

    I love how Mark phrases it at the start to make it sound like Bay is pursuing some kind of personal vendetta against him by destroying the films of his youth.

  • @wezhawes3359
    @wezhawes3359 Před 10 lety

    Indeed. That's why i mentioned it. It would be the rant to end all rants I think!

  • @farneyblakeley
    @farneyblakeley Před 12 lety

    it's nice to hear someone who appreciates what made the original Nightmare special, not just another horror movie

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 4 lety

      It is a classic because a lot of people find it special. The accountants that made the new film got what they wanted I am sure...

  • @ninfilms
    @ninfilms Před 11 lety +1

    I don't why remake films that didn't need to be remake.

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 4 lety +1

      Money. The name automatically brings money. Combined with actors that the public cares about and you can pretty much guarantee that you make some money on the project. Have you not heard how accountants run the Hollywood studios in the last 30 years or so? This actor with this actor in a film with this name should equal this amount of money at least... Accountants looking at spreadsheets put together the basic elements and then the filmmakers have to try and make a good film out of it...

  • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
    @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 2 lety

    The first Nightmare was a great film and crazy scary... Holds up like any of the great classic films..

  • @blokey8
    @blokey8 Před 12 lety +1

    Has Mark considered the possibility that Bay's pursuing a vendetta with him with these remakes? ;P

  • @JRHartly1984
    @JRHartly1984 Před 14 lety +1

    Dr Kermode telling it as it is.

  • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
    @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 2 lety

    I see a lot of blue and orange in those clips.. a little grassy green...

  • @DavesArtRoom
    @DavesArtRoom Před 11 lety

    This review Is exactly right; as I see it the original is the best. The remake had some potential but blew it. It's hard to remake or re interpret an original classic. The Fright Night remake was terrible too.

  • @sunsheiiiiine
    @sunsheiiiiine Před 11 lety +1

    Mark has some nice Harrington Jackets.

  • @Kagemusha22
    @Kagemusha22 Před 14 lety +1

    I didn't even know that Nightmare on Elm Street had been remade, till I saw this review. What a bad idea,...

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 4 lety

      It is a bad idea if you want to make a good film. It is a great idea if you want to make money...

  • @Blunders1000
    @Blunders1000 Před 11 lety +1

    "He's got a big claw,he's got a big claw and... he kills them" lol :)
    Why there is a guy wearing an untied bowtie in the production box?

  • @omgwtfbbqstfu
    @omgwtfbbqstfu Před 14 lety

    Its so true, it was just so bad, freddy was just absurd, sad, and not scary at all, they managed to make him down right pathetic, they really made a mess of this film.

  • @Tbass17
    @Tbass17 Před 13 lety

    'It's boring and louder, in all the wrong ways' So is there a good way to be boring and louder?

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 4 lety

      More boring and more loud could be needed to make a film better. Lots of films suffer because they have no lull in them to let audiences breathe and relax and lots of film suffer if the dialogue is too quiet or something like that...

  • @ProJatior
    @ProJatior Před 9 lety

    I still liked this one more than well at least 5 and 6.
    Maybe 2 and 4 but at least 2 & 4 had fantastic effects that hold up even if the acting was terrible.

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 4 lety

      Original is like a 9 out of 10. None of the sequels is above a 4 out of 10... Kind of silly to compare a masterpiece to all the way more standard sequels and remakes. Like "which of these shitty films is less shitty"? Let's rank these films that no one should ever see because they are using time they could spend watching better films...

    • @ProJatior
      @ProJatior Před 4 lety

      3 is potentially above 1. I say 1 and 3 are equal the rest I’d be okay with forgetting. You are wrong about Dream Warriors and my back up will come it’s the fan favorite for a reason.

  • @RamBam3000
    @RamBam3000 Před 11 lety

    I know about Strewwelpeter... but I can't find anything on Bell-Achen, or whatever the name is. Can anyone help?

    • @colingram8785
      @colingram8785 Před 4 lety

      I'm not 100% sure, but I think he is referencing 'Belloc', specifically the French author Hilaire Belloc, who wrote 'Cautionary Tales For Children', very similar concepts/structure to 'Struwwelpeter' by Heinrich Hoffman which featured the 'The Story Of The Thumb Sucker' with the tailor with giant scissors, of which I imagine Freddy could be perceived to be a kind of modernized, urban interpretation of with his 'knives for fingers/glove hand/scissor hand' kind of thing. Those stories served as morale tales of children not doing as they're told and meeting potential fates of death or some other form of severe punishment; much like Freddy embodies the nightmares of the 'children' of Elm Street with all that panache and Surrealism that Mark Kermode talked about. In a way that allows the fantastical side of the movie to play out, as Freddy takes his "retribution" out on the children of the parents who killed him - eventually leading to him becoming some kind of quasi anti-hero almost in later series. It's possible Craven took influence from the concepts of those books, but to the best of my knowledge it's never been definitely acknowledged or asserted as such.

    • @RamBam3000
      @RamBam3000 Před 4 lety +1

      @@colingram8785 Thank you

    • @colingram8785
      @colingram8785 Před 4 lety

      @@RamBam3000 you're welcome :)

  • @bellboy64
    @bellboy64 Před 2 lety

    I'll be honest. I was not expecting this kind of reaction from Mark. I haven't seen him so genuinely angry. At the end of the day it's another shit remake been there done that but the fact he's impassioned about the original was a surprise. It's very easy to simplify the argument as "Wes Craven cares, Michael Bay doesn't" but I wasn't expecting the reverence for the original he clearly has. It's a fantastic film sure but I wasn't aware of it's greater subtext. Learned something today!

  • @raggedbreath
    @raggedbreath Před 12 lety

    @henman09 yes...

  • @SIGNIFYING_NOTHING
    @SIGNIFYING_NOTHING Před 11 lety +1

    I'll buy you a pint if you ever come to Taiwan.

  • @browsertab
    @browsertab Před 14 lety

    this. is. EXACTLY. what i thought after seeing the film.
    boring, sacrificing all the personality and surrealism of the original - feels good to be on kermode's level. :P

  • @raggedbreath
    @raggedbreath Před 12 lety

    6:50 Just realised, is the Doc. on his third coffee?

  • @benjaminlivingston9706

    I like how Mark is constantly trying to avoid talking about the remake.

  • @RottenDoctorGonzo
    @RottenDoctorGonzo Před 11 lety

    Spot on, spot on. Really, though. Makes you wonder what they were thinking.

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 4 lety

      Accountants put a lot of big budget movies together. "This name" with "these actors" should equal at least "this much" money at the box office. They literally make calculations based on performance of previous films with the same name and look at how every actor does at the box office and then they put together films based on purely monetary calculations. It is not a secret, it is not rumors, this is stuff that they brag about to shareholders as they are proud of how they make money...

  • @MassimoConnolli
    @MassimoConnolli Před 14 lety

    6:35 - go on Mark you can say it - "It's just NOT CANNON!!"

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 4 lety

      Cannon is the weapon. Canon is the official story.

  • @comanchio1976
    @comanchio1976 Před 14 lety

    I wish he'd get off the fence and just tell us whether he likes it or not!

  • @Rswtmre
    @Rswtmre Před rokem

    I think he liked it

  • @Rapt4
    @Rapt4 Před 11 lety

    I thought he said "Belloch" but I can't be 100% certain (??). Doing a search on that name brings up nothing connected to a "Long Legged Tailor" or anything derived from the Struwwelpeter character or soemthing similiar. I'm as intrigued as you....I do recall a novel by Mark Chadbourn called "Scissorman" which you can find on Amazon etc, if you're interested. Looks pretty good, I'm personally very intrigued by it and the whole "scissorman" notion....so I can't really help, hah! Sorry....

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 Před 4 lety +2

      Rapt4 bit late on the reply, but i believe at 6:10 he’s referring to the French writer Hilaire Belloc, known for his Cautionary Tales for Children (memorably illustrated by Edward Gorey). Most of the children die gruesome deaths after minor offenses like not wanting to eat their peas.

  • @Tbass17
    @Tbass17 Před 13 lety

    I wish Mark was my Uncle, would make family gatherings so much more interesting.

  • @LicoriceLain
    @LicoriceLain Před 13 lety

    The last scene was egregious to the highest degree.

  • @jacktalbot
    @jacktalbot Před 13 lety

    @Tbass17 What a strange thought

  • @ninfilms
    @ninfilms Před 13 lety

    I never agreed with remake with Elm Street. I watched this at my local multiplex in Merthyr Tydfil. When you first see Freddy Kruger in the remake people started to laugh. The reason I didn't agree with the remake is because the last Freddy was 2004 and everybody knows about freddy which that how everybody found Freddy.

  • @eveningtsar
    @eveningtsar Před 14 lety

    Will someone please listen to this man? (At least about the colours. . .)

  • @BikiniDeathSquad
    @BikiniDeathSquad Před 11 lety

    You did the right thing.

  • @TheeOneWhoTalks
    @TheeOneWhoTalks Před 13 lety

    I agree, Bay is ruining horror classics. I'mfine with a remake because its like we're getting more of what we used to love. But not when they're made with disrespect, and the sole intent of money.

  • @MatthewLedZepfan
    @MatthewLedZepfan Před 11 lety +1

    What does Elm Street have anything to do with the assassination of JFK?

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 Před 4 lety

      It’s the name of the street in Dallas where he was shot.
      I live near Dallas and have driven on it many times, but never thought of Nightmare on Elm Street while doing so.

  • @mrbrandonmartin388
    @mrbrandonmartin388 Před 12 lety

    i actually think the only bad horror remakes where prom night, halloween, and psycho. the rest dont bug me for some reason.

  • @NancyThompsonOfElmSt
    @NancyThompsonOfElmSt Před 14 lety

    @clonard And you are SURE you were watching the same films I was?

  • @spyrothedragon590
    @spyrothedragon590 Před 13 lety

    imagine if Zack Synder (Dawn of the Dead) or Alexandra Aja (High Tension & Hills have Eyes) did the Elm Street remake. Elm Street remake would have had a much, much more better REPUTATION!

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 4 lety

      The point is to make money, not to make a great film. You do a re-make because the name is already known so it will bring in money no matter what. If your focus was quality then you do not aim to re-make a film that is great to begin with.

  • @blokey8
    @blokey8 Před 12 lety

    My conspiracy theorist history teacher used to roll that out quite often. I just think it's laziness and unimaginativeness personally.
    Though part of me does suspect that Michael Bay is actually pursuing some sort of vendetta against Mark Kermode by making films which will anger him as much as possible ;)

  • @plastikgangsters6443
    @plastikgangsters6443 Před 8 lety

    did you like it though?

  • @RamBam3000
    @RamBam3000 Před 11 lety

    No probs. I just wanted to clear up a perceived confusion.
    Sorry. No offense meant.

  • @petertyson2
    @petertyson2 Před 14 lety +2

    How can anyone have anthing slightly positive to say about this film when it's just so bad?. The film lacks anything close to anykind of heart, soul or passion, almost as if the director along with the rest of the crew couldn't be bothered to even try. The films only purpose is to generate money by appealing to a mass audience of easily pleased idiots, end of story.

  • @petertyson2
    @petertyson2 Před 14 lety +1

    I saw the film last night and everything Mark says is absoloutely on the money, it's just so dull and boring and unscary. The scariest thing about the film is how bad it is....you just know there will be a sequel too which is also a scary thought. Michael Bay needs to be arrested for crimes against cinema too.

  • @CJOrbitalDive
    @CJOrbitalDive Před 11 lety

    The thumbnail to this video says everything.
    Mark's hands are blurry from all the flapping.

  • @dovestones
    @dovestones Před 11 lety

    I think he liked it.

  • @BikiniDeathSquad
    @BikiniDeathSquad Před 11 lety

    4:25 this clip of audio should be played for Michael Bay to hear! That empty-headed bastard is poison to creativity.

  • @ehansen3
    @ehansen3 Před 14 lety

    hahaha I agree with Kermode but his Bay impression sounds like Eddie Izzard

  • @sstlouis
    @sstlouis Před 14 lety

    @ehansen3 lol you're right

  • @TheHappydead
    @TheHappydead Před 14 lety

    the original is hilarious, i remember watching and just laughing all the way through. the moment at the end when she gets dragged through the tiny door window is ridiculous , I mustve watched that scene 10 times............. isnt johnny depp in it ?

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 4 lety

      You were laughing to ward off the horror I guess. It happens...

  • @gillanbowd1
    @gillanbowd1 Před 12 lety

    one word fella...decaf! but i do agree

  • @enigmacrypt
    @enigmacrypt Před 14 lety

    I didn't think it was possible for anyone to hate this movie more than me but I think Mark managed it. Terrible, terrible movie and tarnishes the title of the original and a horror icon. Michael Bay and his Platinum Dunes need to be stopped.

  • @taffwob
    @taffwob Před 13 lety

    @ 4:40 he turns into Eddie Izzard

  • @ashleywetherall
    @ashleywetherall Před 14 lety

    I was going to see this movie until Mark said those horrific words .. Michael Bay.

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 4 lety

      Con Air was a satirical masterpiece. The weightlifting film he made got lots of good reviews... Bay mostly just makes big studio films where he is just a hired director. Hard to blame or praise him for anything he has done.

  • @chrishiggins7166
    @chrishiggins7166 Před rokem +1

    The film tries to reinvent an iconic horror classic, however the film ends up being not scary, cheap, poorly written, poorly acted & an unnecessary sequel. (18%) (1/5 stars) (negative)

  • @nathanisaksson
    @nathanisaksson Před 3 lety

    I love Kermode, but it’s pronounced boogie (like “let’s boogie”) by Americans, not booogey.

  • @questionitall3053
    @questionitall3053 Před 6 lety +2

    Noooo, we didn't need a remake. The original was perfect.

    • @jamb4450
      @jamb4450 Před 5 lety +1

      The original nightmare was perfect, but I was looking forward to the remake, cus if it was done well, they cud have started a new series.

  • @Last_addam
    @Last_addam Před 14 lety

    lol i thought it was terrable too, think mark hated it even more than me ;)

  • @jimmynorton1001
    @jimmynorton1001 Před 11 lety

    i'm in

  • @ninfilms
    @ninfilms Před 12 lety

    @chessinfantry Apologise accpeted Mr chessinfantry.

  • @Luvie1980
    @Luvie1980 Před 13 lety

    @chanceie12 As if Bay needs more money.

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Před 4 lety

      The studio, the producers WANT more money. The director is just the director in this case.

  • @scanlon645
    @scanlon645 Před 11 lety

    Am I the only person on planet earth who actually likes this movie?:)