How I Created The Worst Possible Dynasty In Crusader Kings 3

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Komentáře • 576

  • @keizervanenerc5180
    @keizervanenerc5180 Před 4 lety +608

    > plays female
    > calls daughter Spaghetti
    = Mom's Spaghetti

    • @IronClique
      @IronClique Před 3 lety +63

      Mom's spaghetti, joints deformed, skin so scaly

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan Před 3 lety +25

      Knees weak, palms sweaty, choking on my own blood already

  • @Itual
    @Itual Před 4 lety +1244

    Fun fact: if the dynasty had been full of tyrants the big dude named “lizard king” would literally have been a Tyrannosaurus rex (which means king of tyrant lizards) considering they spoke Latin around that time in Italy

    • @oliverjones1000
      @oliverjones1000 Před 4 lety +17

      Max Jenkins-king nah it is Latin

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs Před 3 lety +34

      actually, it literally translated to tyrannical lizard king

    • @totalcrash5006
      @totalcrash5006 Před 3 lety +1

      @@oliverjones1000 you sure?

    • @volpelastname6951
      @volpelastname6951 Před 3 lety +38

      Actually hardly anyone was speaking Latin outside of church at this point for 700-800 years. Source: wasted life getting a pointless degree in linguistics centered around the latin languages

    • @christophersalinas2722
      @christophersalinas2722 Před 2 lety +2

      Dialects and early forms of Italian were being spoken by this time were being spoken werent they? Thought Latin was used only by the clergy and the Papal States.

  • @hansdasgas9533
    @hansdasgas9533 Před 4 lety +800

    He managed to make Lord Farquaad by messing with Shrek traits

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 Před 4 lety +3755

    >Worst Possible Dynasty
    >Makes Italy
    That’s Understandable

    • @mahdiadib9295
      @mahdiadib9295 Před 4 lety +262

      italy isnt real its just a fake place hollywood uses for mafia movies

    • @trip4L
      @trip4L Před 4 lety +31

      @@mahdiadib9295 On god?

    • @yungsteaksauceakalilwasher6571
      @yungsteaksauceakalilwasher6571 Před 4 lety +23

      @@mahdiadib9295 big if ture

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator Před 4 lety +97

      @@mahdiadib9295 Fun fact: The Italian Language was rarely used in Italy until the last four decades or so. Most people in the country spoke their own regional languages.

    • @DucaCremisi
      @DucaCremisi Před 4 lety +34

      @@R3GARnator Indeed, the bad thing tho is that those languages will be gone in the future, that's more than horrible

  • @epoole1
    @epoole1 Před 4 lety +1823

    Alternative Title: Creating The Average Discord Moderator

    • @TheBelrick
      @TheBelrick Před 4 lety +13

      Alternative title: Why was CK3 made? What was the point?

    • @blob7963
      @blob7963 Před 4 lety +62

      @@TheBelrick CK3 is basically just better ck2, and it also doesn't need hundreds of dollars of DLC to be good

    • @TheBelrick
      @TheBelrick Před 4 lety +8

      @@blob7963 is it better? i have noticed after watching play throughs. And most people have already bought the ck2 dlc

    • @finalone223
      @finalone223 Před 4 lety +48

      it has boobs

    • @thatbritishguy6865
      @thatbritishguy6865 Před 4 lety +7

      Final One truly the best part of the game

  • @szymsonthatmemeguy3181
    @szymsonthatmemeguy3181 Před 4 lety +315

    10:00 bruh that's literally Pope Farquaad

    • @justabadplaya215
      @justabadplaya215 Před 4 lety +23

      Farquaad with da pope hat is kinda fresh 😳😳😳

  • @thesandman9377
    @thesandman9377 Před 4 lety +78

    >dynasty of giant lizardmen who fight Italians
    >none of them are named Bowser
    smh

  • @federalagent9950
    @federalagent9950 Před 4 lety +2856

    He made his own family

  • @nerosfreak
    @nerosfreak Před 4 lety +791

    >wants to make the worst dyansty<
    >doesn't start as austria<
    see this is where you went wrong isp

    • @petarbalenovic418
      @petarbalenovic418 Před 4 lety +50

      he shouldve started as the count in switzerland, cause the habsburgs come from switzerland and hes in the game

    • @WinWin-cv5us
      @WinWin-cv5us Před 4 lety +3

      he should of played as austria and just moved his country into italy

    • @gabrielvincentelli1254
      @gabrielvincentelli1254 Před 4 lety +21

      @@WinWin-cv5us Habsburgs ruled over italy and austria, both work

    • @Asprawlol
      @Asprawlol Před 4 lety +3

      @@gabrielvincentelli1254 He should of played as the habsburg in the game

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@AsprawlolHow are the habsburgs the worst dynasty?
      You know as a german, im kinda a Hohenzollern guy myself.
      But the wide long-term success of the Habsburg just cannot be explained away.
      Sure, they had chins longer than their schlongs, but that was a price they were willing to pay to have a foothold in every european royal family.

  • @deutschamerikaner
    @deutschamerikaner Před 4 lety +195

    When he says “I’ve got an albino” or “I’ve got a scaly” he sounds like he’s trading d-list Pokémon

  • @wittyreviewer
    @wittyreviewer Před 4 lety +537

    I like the religion naming convention.
    In my current playthrough I'm trying to create Giga Chad by hoarding all the good trait carrying characters. So I reformed the religion to allow consorts and concubines as well as allow familial marriage. I named it Pussy Control (for obvious reasons, and also because I've been listening to a lot of Prince lately)

    • @demilich867
      @demilich867 Před 4 lety +38

      Should've gone inbetweeners and named it Pussy Patrol

    • @jerrellallen6271
      @jerrellallen6271 Před 4 lety +21

      I suppose my matriarchal Pursuit of Power religion will now have to be "Pussy Riot"

    • @big_slurp4603
      @big_slurp4603 Před 4 lety +9

      cringe comment, ngl

    • @jerrellallen6271
      @jerrellallen6271 Před 4 lety +4

      smh my head youtube comments these days

    • @TY-km8hj
      @TY-km8hj Před 2 lety

      @@demilich867 that's for the make ur own hunting lodge dlc

  • @WoobooRidesAgain
    @WoobooRidesAgain Před 3 lety +41

    "Kind of weird that I can be a wise man and an idiot at the same time."
    Wasn't that basically Forest Gump?

  • @proventusavenicci3211
    @proventusavenicci3211 Před 4 lety +82

    Having been following isp since the desk mod days, watching him to this day feels like hanging on to that old family member thats hospitalised due to a terminal illness. And still having hope that one day they might get back up again.
    Isp we all love your shit man.

  • @gusringo4638
    @gusringo4638 Před 4 lety +80

    “We have created the worst dynasty”
    *Laughs in Habsburg *

  • @inserisciunnome
    @inserisciunnome Před 4 lety +102

    "worst dinasty"
    >Starts with Matilda of Tuscany
    _TheSpiffingBrit wants to know your location_

  • @nert4285
    @nert4285 Před 4 lety +83

    Not so much a gene pool, as it is a gene swamp.

  • @YitzharVered
    @YitzharVered Před 4 lety +187

    There's a new hoi4 dlc, that's something to do in your life.

  • @getinthebatvan3374
    @getinthebatvan3374 Před 4 lety +286

    “Worst possible dynasty.” At least you weren’t a Karling

    • @argonauta9044
      @argonauta9044 Před 4 lety +2

      Why?

    • @yazidk1
      @yazidk1 Před 4 lety +1

      weren't the Karling's one of the most successful dynasties? or have I been misinformed?

    • @khyroz9519
      @khyroz9519 Před 4 lety +11

      @@yazidk1 well they lost everything and died out. it really was just charlemagne lol.

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 Před 4 lety +5

      @@khyroz9519 almost all big dynasties eventually died out.
      That doesn't remove the fact they were successful as fuck.

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator Před 3 lety +2

      CK2 being a Karling means you get high stat men in your court periodically completely loyal to you.

  • @intergalactichumanempire9759

    There’s a scaly trait? You know what that means!
    Fish people run!

    • @approximateCognition
      @approximateCognition Před 4 lety

      If only there was a furry trait as well...

    • @approximateCognition
      @approximateCognition Před 4 lety +1

      @Sightless_Seeker I know, they could actually put it in! That wasn't the joke though, but oh well

  • @mjey4722
    @mjey4722 Před 4 lety +68

    Seeing Matilda gives me happy Spiff vibes and flashbacks of her reign.

  • @OscarOfAstora
    @OscarOfAstora Před 4 lety +12

    So glad to see you're actually having fun playing a game and making videos about it. Always a bit worried that you're forcing yourself for the viewers sake, but ck3 is fun to watch and obviously you're having fun playing it so I would be super glad for more of it.

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 Před 4 lety +2

      All CZcamsrs force themselves for the viewer's sake... because that ends up being for the VIEWS sake.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Před 4 lety +41

    Crusader Kings 3 is just a overly complex incest simulator with some politics as a sidepiece.

    • @Willzadl
      @Willzadl Před 4 lety

      factual

    • @miko5742
      @miko5742 Před 4 lety

      Oh, hey im the 2nd person in this reply section.

    • @user-me7hx8zf9y
      @user-me7hx8zf9y Před 4 lety

      you were the bottom comment.
      Also, wtf. You're subbed to isorrowproductions?
      Why not ISP? ISP is better.

    • @shiptaro1915
      @shiptaro1915 Před 3 lety

      Why only 9 likes?

    • @dba2k15
      @dba2k15 Před 3 lety

      Interestingly, this didn't get attention

  • @alecstern3043
    @alecstern3043 Před 4 lety +99

    When will you do a minesweeper playthrough? Still waiting

  • @goobya9785
    @goobya9785 Před 4 lety +491

    Hey mr isorrow, I think you got the title wrong, you spelled “best” wrong

    • @miko5742
      @miko5742 Před 4 lety +20

      Now this is what i hate about ISORROWPRODUCTIONS. He copies ISP and mislead his viewer. Trully horrible!

    • @Arda0801
      @Arda0801 Před 4 lety +2

      中国语言中国皇帝威廉 yes mr Kim Jon Un.

    • @Palladiosios
      @Palladiosios Před 4 lety +2

      I also got it wrong! It's not the "best" it's the most "pure

    • @wendylynn807
      @wendylynn807 Před 4 lety +2

      @@AxxLAfriku No?

    • @chrxs-00
      @chrxs-00 Před 4 lety

      @@AxxLAfriku your the best CZcamsr

  • @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes
    @CraftsmanOfAwsomenes Před 4 lety +15

    I really appreciate the effortless expansion in the background.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un Před 4 lety +87

    Meanwhile we have the best dynasty

  • @gloopert2157
    @gloopert2157 Před 4 lety +19

    "how much suffering can i cause to these people"-isorrow probuabaly

  • @pepperonipierza9547
    @pepperonipierza9547 Před 4 lety +7

    When even the game is trying to prevent your creation of Lovecraftian horrors in humanoid form.

  • @Lord-Hood
    @Lord-Hood Před 4 lety +8

    I have a very stark feeling that just uploading your full playthroughs of things is free money and satisfies our content craving from you

  • @leviussimp5093
    @leviussimp5093 Před 4 lety +6

    “Oh no.... i am married to my step-mom.... What are you doing step-mom?” Made me snort

  • @faraway8478
    @faraway8478 Před 4 lety +4

    10:03 "Hey smoothskin"

  • @belisarius707
    @belisarius707 Před 4 lety +4

    1:10 look at the right of map

  • @everwhatever
    @everwhatever Před 4 lety +3

    4:26 that’s the Final Pam blessing your game with her presence, have some respect

  • @comradeedwin1006
    @comradeedwin1006 Před 4 lety +9

    Love your videos! Keep the great work up!

  • @thechickenmaster6543
    @thechickenmaster6543 Před 4 lety +26

    Hate how hes trying to rp himself in this game over and over again

  • @thanosattorneyatlaw4062
    @thanosattorneyatlaw4062 Před 4 lety +7

    Even though I have notifications on, CZcams neglected to send me one. Instead I just so happened to find it on Reccomended, the weird ways CZcams works....

  • @Tom.Vavirka
    @Tom.Vavirka Před 4 lety +5

    1:07 Hmmm that's an interesting nation on the right side of the map

  • @PeferG17
    @PeferG17 Před 4 lety +3

    It wouldn't be an ISP video if I didn't hear something along the lines of "oh my good heir Prince Meatballs died"

  • @Crackdalf
    @Crackdalf Před 4 lety +3

    Nice video my Sister-Wife and I enjoyed it very much!

  • @lennyschiavone5907
    @lennyschiavone5907 Před 2 lety +1

    10:16 he looks like Jaws from the James Bond movies

  • @alistairo314
    @alistairo314 Před 4 lety +3

    ISP discovered natural selection with all his really bad heirs dying lol

  • @AGWittmann
    @AGWittmann Před 4 lety +10

    Oh god, thats awful, even the Missisippians are disgusted by your family.

  • @nateroy1690
    @nateroy1690 Před 3 lety +1

    First child:
    I’m going to call you... spaghetti 😂😂

  • @ashleyburns6752
    @ashleyburns6752 Před 4 lety +1

    I chuckled at “spaghetti”

  • @hawkerben1158
    @hawkerben1158 Před 3 lety

    6:15 ISP has clearly never heard of forest Gump 😂

  • @lostbladder
    @lostbladder Před 4 lety

    I too have the slow perk. At least they represent it with a cute duckling here.

  • @sirsoftspoken
    @sirsoftspoken Před 2 lety

    5:59 Handsome and Slow? Behold, the Himbo Prince.

  • @jaysheriffe6292
    @jaysheriffe6292 Před 3 lety

    5:10 when your king is so slow he doesn't know which country he rules over.

  • @toschememestation1031
    @toschememestation1031 Před 3 lety

    Congratulations you successfully relieved the History of the Habsburg Dynastie 👏

  • @notliterallyme
    @notliterallyme Před 4 lety +2

    my ancestors

  • @notsoprofessionalweeb
    @notsoprofessionalweeb Před 4 lety +1

    More like "How i made SCP 3288"

  • @TechnoMinarchist
    @TechnoMinarchist Před 4 lety +1

    Duchy:
    ISP: Doochy

  • @arielfuchs316
    @arielfuchs316 Před 4 lety +1

    Ah the great science of Eugenics, going strong

  • @bbg4566
    @bbg4566 Před 3 lety

    1:07 woah that’s a really cool name for the country on the middle far right

  • @pawoui
    @pawoui Před 4 lety

    5:59 He is a himbo!!!

  • @wolfspider10100
    @wolfspider10100 Před 3 lety

    10:00 Literally Lord Farquaad

  • @thatlittlegoose7597
    @thatlittlegoose7597 Před 2 lety +1

    I would like to see the family tree to this abomonation

  • @arielnir2679
    @arielnir2679 Před 4 lety

    A reverse eugenics program?
    Best thing i have seen all week!

  • @Scrintrav56
    @Scrintrav56 Před 3 lety

    8:34 & 9:58 Oh hey he made Lord Farquaad, short and everything as well.

  • @secular555
    @secular555 Před 3 lety

    5:59
    himbo prince

  • @sayuh7420
    @sayuh7420 Před 8 měsíci

    12:11 How dare you not use his proper name “Emperor King Lizard Face The Scholar of Lizard”

  • @kostaskladis6665
    @kostaskladis6665 Před 4 lety

    Am I the only one that throughout the video I was watching the Byzantines expand like crazy?

  • @MunchKING
    @MunchKING Před 3 lety

    6:10 Wisdom is different from intelligence. Apparently you're Forrest Gumping it up in Italy.

  • @Helmholtzwatson1984
    @Helmholtzwatson1984 Před 4 lety

    I love how they kept the Pope hat despite completely trashing everything else.

  • @AnomalyINC
    @AnomalyINC Před 3 lety

    A wise man who is also an idiot...a man who knows a bad idea when he sees it, but does it anyway.
    Also, at 10:00, you made Lord Farquad. Not gonna lie, that's pretty -dope- pope.

  • @vampishpick4606
    @vampishpick4606 Před 4 lety +2

    Tell me ISP, did this Italian ruler want to be a sailor also?

  • @Somethingsomethinggay
    @Somethingsomethinggay Před 3 lety

    “Oh God, how could you do this to Inbred?!”
    I am dead!

  • @px6883
    @px6883 Před 4 lety +1

    You should've shown the dynasty tree

  • @mihajey260
    @mihajey260 Před 3 lety

    5:16 this dude just has my name... wait crap

  • @quisutdeusmfl
    @quisutdeusmfl Před 4 lety +1

    that was absolutely disgusting, congratulations

  • @aurex8937
    @aurex8937 Před 4 lety +1

    Looks like rural Italy alright!

  • @vadoksam9235
    @vadoksam9235 Před 4 lety

    The thumbnail was so god damn funny man

  • @lonergothonline
    @lonergothonline Před 4 lety

    I think for this type of goal you may have to play in order to intentionally be increasing your renown until you can get all the bonuses for passing down congenital traits, so play a normal game of CK3 first. after that then you can start equipping your children with scale armor.

  • @jon4ang
    @jon4ang Před 3 lety +2

    He made the kardashian family

  • @atakankaya1604
    @atakankaya1604 Před 4 lety

    CK3 is really the perfect game for this guy

  • @Khabaal87
    @Khabaal87 Před 4 lety

    It is time for *King Ate'them All* :D
    Try to create a fat ruler with glutony and the cannibal trait, then eat up Europe!

  • @scar9023
    @scar9023 Před 2 lety +1

    10:00 lord farquaad?!

  • @raikaria3090
    @raikaria3090 Před 3 lety

    All hail Emperor King I Lizard Face 'the Scholar' of Lizard!

  • @-Liska
    @-Liska Před 4 lety +1

    6:00 & 8:00 : Himbo Dynasty

  • @surveyingfleaproductions

    Your Videos Got The Devs a Purchase. Looks like a fun mix between sims and civ.

  • @Rocklobsta_
    @Rocklobsta_ Před 3 lety

    10:03
    Abbot Farquaad and his wife, the half-ogre, Fiona

  • @more17
    @more17 Před 4 lety

    8:49 Shrek in whiteface and drag with Farquaad.

  • @mdctt9021
    @mdctt9021 Před 3 lety

    I once made a dinasty where everyone was super hot and stupid. Gonna call them The Kardashians

  • @Dmitrisnikioff
    @Dmitrisnikioff Před 4 lety

    Shoulda called the slow wise man Forest Gump

  • @stevenmichael12705
    @stevenmichael12705 Před 4 lety

    ISorrow, maybe you can do achievement run videos? I would personally enjoy that very much!

  • @Bellannie15
    @Bellannie15 Před 3 lety

    Would love to see you do more CK3 videos purely because your commentary is hilarious

  • @hmm2206
    @hmm2206 Před 4 lety

    oh man, i missed your videos. no kidding, was thinking about it yesterday, before bed nonetheless.
    ... what a horrible nightmare I had.

  • @eden4279
    @eden4279 Před 4 lety

    10:02 That is Lord Farquaad.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 4 lety +9

    The Pope is ready to make some more emperors of the Roman Empire, the Holy Roman Empire! It's actually Germany, but don't worry about it!

  • @graypj
    @graypj Před 3 lety

    I think the proper term would be cacogenics program. Eugenics means good genes. The prefix caco means bad. ( As in CACOphany)

  • @nicholassmith5611
    @nicholassmith5611 Před 4 lety

    The indulgences are nice but they become annoying after a while. Once you’re sitting on like 20k gold, it feels like a chore reaching up to click on that little alert, just to accept 100ish gold.

  • @Esteban-lh7qz
    @Esteban-lh7qz Před 4 lety

    4:36 idly tiles

  • @TheDuderealisateur
    @TheDuderealisateur Před 2 lety

    :lmao at 8:51 he looks like the villain in Shrek 1

  • @moonshinei
    @moonshinei Před 4 lety

    the entire video I just felt you were describing me

  • @SuperUnnamedplayer
    @SuperUnnamedplayer Před 4 lety

    I don't know what I was expecting but eating whilst watching this video wasn't the smartest of decisions.

  • @commandantcarpenter
    @commandantcarpenter Před 3 lety

    king lizard face and the gizzard wizard face

  • @bonefetcherbrimley7740

    3:42 Poor kid.

  • @ilikespaghetti2170
    @ilikespaghetti2170 Před 3 lety +1

    they're family tree would be circle

  • @doihavetoputaname9624
    @doihavetoputaname9624 Před 4 lety

    replace the ironside hammer noise with the home depot one

  • @aliksanon6491
    @aliksanon6491 Před 4 lety

    I was wondering, does becoming the naked religion turn all tour heavy infantry, knights and etc into light? Because, you know, armor is clothes and so heresy?