How I Created The Worst Possible Dynasty In Crusader Kings 3
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> plays female
> calls daughter Spaghetti
= Mom's Spaghetti
Mom's spaghetti, joints deformed, skin so scaly
Knees weak, palms sweaty, choking on my own blood already
Fun fact: if the dynasty had been full of tyrants the big dude named “lizard king” would literally have been a Tyrannosaurus rex (which means king of tyrant lizards) considering they spoke Latin around that time in Italy
Max Jenkins-king nah it is Latin
actually, it literally translated to tyrannical lizard king
@@oliverjones1000 you sure?
Actually hardly anyone was speaking Latin outside of church at this point for 700-800 years. Source: wasted life getting a pointless degree in linguistics centered around the latin languages
Dialects and early forms of Italian were being spoken by this time were being spoken werent they? Thought Latin was used only by the clergy and the Papal States.
He managed to make Lord Farquaad by messing with Shrek traits
That says a lot about society
He was married to Fiona
>Worst Possible Dynasty
>Makes Italy
That’s Understandable
italy isnt real its just a fake place hollywood uses for mafia movies
@@mahdiadib9295 On god?
@@mahdiadib9295 big if ture
@@mahdiadib9295 Fun fact: The Italian Language was rarely used in Italy until the last four decades or so. Most people in the country spoke their own regional languages.
@@R3GARnator Indeed, the bad thing tho is that those languages will be gone in the future, that's more than horrible
Alternative Title: Creating The Average Discord Moderator
Alternative title: Why was CK3 made? What was the point?
@@TheBelrick CK3 is basically just better ck2, and it also doesn't need hundreds of dollars of DLC to be good
@@blob7963 is it better? i have noticed after watching play throughs. And most people have already bought the ck2 dlc
it has boobs
Final One truly the best part of the game
10:00 bruh that's literally Pope Farquaad
Farquaad with da pope hat is kinda fresh 😳😳😳
>dynasty of giant lizardmen who fight Italians
>none of them are named Bowser
smh
He made his own family
Slaughterd by words.
I don’t get it
Apply ice bag the the burn
Damn son, you just murdered him
Ooooooooh
>wants to make the worst dyansty<
>doesn't start as austria<
see this is where you went wrong isp
he shouldve started as the count in switzerland, cause the habsburgs come from switzerland and hes in the game
he should of played as austria and just moved his country into italy
@@WinWin-cv5us Habsburgs ruled over italy and austria, both work
@@gabrielvincentelli1254 He should of played as the habsburg in the game
@@AsprawlolHow are the habsburgs the worst dynasty?
You know as a german, im kinda a Hohenzollern guy myself.
But the wide long-term success of the Habsburg just cannot be explained away.
Sure, they had chins longer than their schlongs, but that was a price they were willing to pay to have a foothold in every european royal family.
When he says “I’ve got an albino” or “I’ve got a scaly” he sounds like he’s trading d-list Pokémon
I like the religion naming convention.
In my current playthrough I'm trying to create Giga Chad by hoarding all the good trait carrying characters. So I reformed the religion to allow consorts and concubines as well as allow familial marriage. I named it Pussy Control (for obvious reasons, and also because I've been listening to a lot of Prince lately)
Should've gone inbetweeners and named it Pussy Patrol
I suppose my matriarchal Pursuit of Power religion will now have to be "Pussy Riot"
cringe comment, ngl
smh my head youtube comments these days
@@demilich867 that's for the make ur own hunting lodge dlc
"Kind of weird that I can be a wise man and an idiot at the same time."
Wasn't that basically Forest Gump?
Having been following isp since the desk mod days, watching him to this day feels like hanging on to that old family member thats hospitalised due to a terminal illness. And still having hope that one day they might get back up again.
Isp we all love your shit man.
true
Just... just let grandpa have his fun. Please.
@Hooch Smeeth what the fuck...
“We have created the worst dynasty”
*Laughs in Habsburg *
"worst dinasty"
>Starts with Matilda of Tuscany
_TheSpiffingBrit wants to know your location_
Not so much a gene pool, as it is a gene swamp.
There's a new hoi4 dlc, that's something to do in your life.
ISP has gone missing
He did the dlc
“Worst possible dynasty.” At least you weren’t a Karling
Why?
weren't the Karling's one of the most successful dynasties? or have I been misinformed?
@@yazidk1 well they lost everything and died out. it really was just charlemagne lol.
@@khyroz9519 almost all big dynasties eventually died out.
That doesn't remove the fact they were successful as fuck.
CK2 being a Karling means you get high stat men in your court periodically completely loyal to you.
There’s a scaly trait? You know what that means!
Fish people run!
If only there was a furry trait as well...
@Sightless_Seeker I know, they could actually put it in! That wasn't the joke though, but oh well
Seeing Matilda gives me happy Spiff vibes and flashbacks of her reign.
So glad to see you're actually having fun playing a game and making videos about it. Always a bit worried that you're forcing yourself for the viewers sake, but ck3 is fun to watch and obviously you're having fun playing it so I would be super glad for more of it.
All CZcamsrs force themselves for the viewer's sake... because that ends up being for the VIEWS sake.
Crusader Kings 3 is just a overly complex incest simulator with some politics as a sidepiece.
factual
Oh, hey im the 2nd person in this reply section.
you were the bottom comment.
Also, wtf. You're subbed to isorrowproductions?
Why not ISP? ISP is better.
Why only 9 likes?
Interestingly, this didn't get attention
When will you do a minesweeper playthrough? Still waiting
Cuz that’s what I am
Hey mr isorrow, I think you got the title wrong, you spelled “best” wrong
Now this is what i hate about ISORROWPRODUCTIONS. He copies ISP and mislead his viewer. Trully horrible!
中国语言中国皇帝威廉 yes mr Kim Jon Un.
I also got it wrong! It's not the "best" it's the most "pure
@@AxxLAfriku No?
@@AxxLAfriku your the best CZcamsr
I really appreciate the effortless expansion in the background.
Meanwhile we have the best dynasty
@darth jar jar binks *Komrade
@@tuberculosisterrence567
Commierad*
tell that to your brother, oh wait
Finnish Uber Wehraboo what is dead my never die.
And the best Korea.
"how much suffering can i cause to these people"-isorrow probuabaly
When even the game is trying to prevent your creation of Lovecraftian horrors in humanoid form.
I have a very stark feeling that just uploading your full playthroughs of things is free money and satisfies our content craving from you
“Oh no.... i am married to my step-mom.... What are you doing step-mom?” Made me snort
10:03 "Hey smoothskin"
1:10 look at the right of map
4:26 that’s the Final Pam blessing your game with her presence, have some respect
Love your videos! Keep the great work up!
Hate how hes trying to rp himself in this game over and over again
Even though I have notifications on, CZcams neglected to send me one. Instead I just so happened to find it on Reccomended, the weird ways CZcams works....
1:07 Hmmm that's an interesting nation on the right side of the map
It wouldn't be an ISP video if I didn't hear something along the lines of "oh my good heir Prince Meatballs died"
Nice video my Sister-Wife and I enjoyed it very much!
10:16 he looks like Jaws from the James Bond movies
ISP discovered natural selection with all his really bad heirs dying lol
Oh god, thats awful, even the Missisippians are disgusted by your family.
First child:
I’m going to call you... spaghetti 😂😂
I chuckled at “spaghetti”
6:15 ISP has clearly never heard of forest Gump 😂
I too have the slow perk. At least they represent it with a cute duckling here.
5:59 Handsome and Slow? Behold, the Himbo Prince.
5:10 when your king is so slow he doesn't know which country he rules over.
Congratulations you successfully relieved the History of the Habsburg Dynastie 👏
my ancestors
More like "How i made SCP 3288"
Duchy:
ISP: Doochy
Ah the great science of Eugenics, going strong
1:07 woah that’s a really cool name for the country on the middle far right
5:59 He is a himbo!!!
10:00 Literally Lord Farquaad
I would like to see the family tree to this abomonation
A reverse eugenics program?
Best thing i have seen all week!
8:34 & 9:58 Oh hey he made Lord Farquaad, short and everything as well.
5:59
himbo prince
12:11 How dare you not use his proper name “Emperor King Lizard Face The Scholar of Lizard”
Am I the only one that throughout the video I was watching the Byzantines expand like crazy?
6:10 Wisdom is different from intelligence. Apparently you're Forrest Gumping it up in Italy.
I love how they kept the Pope hat despite completely trashing everything else.
A wise man who is also an idiot...a man who knows a bad idea when he sees it, but does it anyway.
Also, at 10:00, you made Lord Farquad. Not gonna lie, that's pretty -dope- pope.
Tell me ISP, did this Italian ruler want to be a sailor also?
“Oh God, how could you do this to Inbred?!”
I am dead!
You should've shown the dynasty tree
5:16 this dude just has my name... wait crap
that was absolutely disgusting, congratulations
Looks like rural Italy alright!
The thumbnail was so god damn funny man
I think for this type of goal you may have to play in order to intentionally be increasing your renown until you can get all the bonuses for passing down congenital traits, so play a normal game of CK3 first. after that then you can start equipping your children with scale armor.
He made the kardashian family
CK3 is really the perfect game for this guy
It is time for *King Ate'them All* :D
Try to create a fat ruler with glutony and the cannibal trait, then eat up Europe!
10:00 lord farquaad?!
All hail Emperor King I Lizard Face 'the Scholar' of Lizard!
6:00 & 8:00 : Himbo Dynasty
Your Videos Got The Devs a Purchase. Looks like a fun mix between sims and civ.
10:03
Abbot Farquaad and his wife, the half-ogre, Fiona
8:49 Shrek in whiteface and drag with Farquaad.
I once made a dinasty where everyone was super hot and stupid. Gonna call them The Kardashians
Shoulda called the slow wise man Forest Gump
ISorrow, maybe you can do achievement run videos? I would personally enjoy that very much!
Would love to see you do more CK3 videos purely because your commentary is hilarious
oh man, i missed your videos. no kidding, was thinking about it yesterday, before bed nonetheless.
... what a horrible nightmare I had.
10:02 That is Lord Farquaad.
The Pope is ready to make some more emperors of the Roman Empire, the Holy Roman Empire! It's actually Germany, but don't worry about it!
New Justin Y.
I think the proper term would be cacogenics program. Eugenics means good genes. The prefix caco means bad. ( As in CACOphany)
The indulgences are nice but they become annoying after a while. Once you’re sitting on like 20k gold, it feels like a chore reaching up to click on that little alert, just to accept 100ish gold.
4:36 idly tiles
:lmao at 8:51 he looks like the villain in Shrek 1
the entire video I just felt you were describing me
I don't know what I was expecting but eating whilst watching this video wasn't the smartest of decisions.
king lizard face and the gizzard wizard face
3:42 Poor kid.
they're family tree would be circle
replace the ironside hammer noise with the home depot one
I was wondering, does becoming the naked religion turn all tour heavy infantry, knights and etc into light? Because, you know, armor is clothes and so heresy?