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@@TheCodingGamerYTfr fr 💀
Mojang really made dad jokes canonical in the lore
"But hey, that's just a theory..."
If your world-building and you don't have dad jokes, you just suck at world-building.
A Game Theory!
His jokes got me dry out ☠
Yeah
Rare footage of Camman not understanding Minecraft
@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringewhat did sambucha do to you?
“my content is better”
“trump 2024”
is trump even running?
i dont care if your content is better
is that his mugshot? i dont think you should use someones mugshot to support them
Or not criticising it 😂
@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringeBruh Trump literally is the deep state. He‘s not fighting for you against the elites, you have been brainwashed. Trump literally is the elite.
Controlled Opposition is what Trump is, nothing more.
If you want a based pfp use the based mustache man or something like that.
@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringeyour a trimp supporter what are you
Because you literally BLOCK its path with a BLOCK
This is German humour at its finest
Ooooooohhh
Oooh, makes sense
@@georgeaallanThis is somehow worse
@@georgeaallanfake, german humour is nonexistent.
My favourite one is
Steve:have I slept through dinner?
Alex: Yes. A big "missed steak"
Steve made a Baaaaaaad choice
@@aceybaby0.3 that joke was a-mooo-sing
I CAN'T 😂😂
@@KiwoVenti You must take the steak chance it’s a baaaaaaad misteak if you dont
@@aceybaby0.3 You're on a roll dont make any mis-steaks
dad jokes really became a minecraft feature
edit: there’s always a war in the comments. just don’t randomly start to talk about jesus and whose content and trump and whatnot in the comments…
@Etlagab no body asked
Dad jokes are so bad that they're good, these are just bad
Better than the jokes in the joke book
Jesus Is the way the Truth and the life the first and the last who ever confess that Jesus Is lord will be saved ❤️ Jesus loves you God is Good ..❤️
@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringe Jesus Is the way the Truth and the life the first and the last who ever confess that Jesus Is lord will be saved ❤️ Jesus loves you God is Good ..
"the steaks have never been higher" that's a new one💀
they were sniffing the snow
*MY CONTENT IS WORSE THAN CAMMAN18, IT IS TRUE!*
so high...
1000th like 👍🏽
Why did the chicken cross the road?
fast lifehacks how to get bullied in school in 5 minutes
Camman : but pork chop isnt a karate move!
Literally everyone watching: no shit Sherlock 🤦🏻♂️
I guess the 'joke' is that "block" is both a verb and a noun. So you're blocking their path with a block. That's the only explanation I can think of.
I thought it was talking about the zombie's pathfinding
@@purpleopaia4580 in what respect?
i also thought about pathfinding- like the code and the actual path, but this makes more sense
BLOCK is path
Ok
okay but the steaks joke actually slaps
I think if it was phrased differently then it would be good. Like "What do you call a group of cows on a mountain?" "High stakes" or something along those lines
like how u slap your-
@@kram8224 😏
it *slays*
itta knee slappet
Its secretly a guide book 😂
I liked comment you are welcome
Camman can somehow make any joke unfunny💀
Canman*
Canboy*
Rare footage of a gamer opening a book after 50 years
Crazyyy
Wow
It was a list of jokes so it shouldn't count
As a gamer I touch grass and love reading..
Damn Minecraft mods are amazing
Crazyyy
As an 7 years old kid I'm still waiting for my nether portal tutorial
@Etlagabk
@Etlagab nobody asked
@Etlagabyou copied a cash short with not crediting
I can tell your age with your spelling
@Etlagabasked?🤨
The Naughty item in minecraft is Naughty-less Shell
but its naughty-LESS tho so its not naughty
you block their path.
You *BLOCK* their path
You BLOCK its path. Y'know how Minecraft is made of blocks? Block. Yeah.
get it, probably
I don't know man
𝖸𝖾𝖺𝗁, 𝗇𝗈 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗍 𝖲𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗅𝗈𝖼𝗄.
Wow that’s awful
I cant tell wether to die from cringe or to laugh like theres no tomorrow
Rare footage of Camman not screaming into the mic every 2 seconds
Facts
I don't think it is rare when there's a comment on that every two video
297 likes but 2 replies? Lemme fix that.
@@braedenk.4173don't, just dont
bruh the like to rply ratio tho
Mojang make best joke in 1 years
For those who are wondering the music in the background is called Onett town from the game Earthbound
You place a BLOCK down.
You BLOCK it's path.
Smart
@dababybee8079 I knew that. It's pretty easy to understand.
ohhhhh
@@Mistyrei didn’t understand
@@Mistyre i didnt understand
You see, the zombie joke is very advanced, none of us mortals can understand it.
explain it then :)
I think cuz like you place a block so you block it
@@luckysnakerivals3220he is also mortal
@@PinballWarrioroooh
@@PinballWarrior Actually makes sense now
The reason it said you block its Path is because minecraft is a block game which you've all people should understand
Camman18 is the type of guy to make fun of dad jokes when they are infinnitely funnier than his jokes
Let's go jokes for the six year old fan base!
@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringe?
@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringenuh uh
@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringeno
XD
@@granolah413👍
rare footage of camman not plugging his twitch on saturday
he.. did it…
he did it..
@@Hwinyiiyeah but it was 5 hour ago while he comment 10 hours ago
Canman🥵
Check again 💀
These are the most random dad joke book made for Minecraft-
Why did the chicken go to the ender dragon?
A:speedrun minecraft
B:fight the ender dragon
C:world peace
D:fish
This joke plays on a double meaning of the word "block." In Minecraft, "blocking" usually refers to using a block (a type of item in the game) to prevent something from happening. In this case, the joke humorously suggests that to stop a zombie from attacking, you can literally place a physical block (an obstacle) in its path to hinder its movement. It combines the game's mechanics with a play on words for a humorous effect.
Thanks!
alright gpt the gigs up
@@keysystem I thought it sounded inhuman.
You could have just said “blocks are used in the game and placing a block in front of the zombie stops it hence blocking it
how tf did you understand this
This is 100% the first time camman has read a book😂
Lmao. Probably true
@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringeno
@Etlagabnah not another one
😂😂😂😂
@randomcontentuploader990 no
Nah bro MINECRAFT DAD JOKES!? This has gone too far
"Why do I have insomnia?"
"Why?"
"Because theres monsters nearby"
These hit harder than a netherite axe
Now thats good
@Taktikal_kid727☠️
The zombie joke is that you use a BLOCK (block of hay, block of netherite, ect)to block the zombie.
Yes we know, it still doesnt make sense
OHHHH I GET IT, CAUSE YOU BLOCK ITS PATH BUT YOUR USING A BLOCK
@@SkyblocksGuildHypixelPit you didnt get it before?
I did not
@@domantasdulkys2965 im losing faith in humanity
You block it's path because it's a phycopath
I like that creeper on that book
I actually had this and I still have it to this day, it's in my room.
Same
Same kinda
On amazon it says it was published in 2019....
same
I ALSO HAD IT
The last one was straight irony 💀
If rizz was considered taste in jokes, Camman18 would be the opposite of the tizzler, the derizzler
Camman18 is like the Ultimate Minecraft teacher we all want but most of us dont deserve
And don't need
I have the best joke
why enderdragon wins every race
because it always starts at the end 🤣
This vid has Been out for 6 minuts and it already has 3k likes. Its crazy how people just wait for him to upload
I wish he was my teacher
@@Topsen10 cuz hes our live
"But a pork chop isn't a karate move."
No shit, it's a joke.
Ikr
Plus its actually "karate chop" they just changed "karate" with "pork"
Bro, it's taking it literally
@@NoahtheAIPlayerfr
:nerd emoji
I think the joke is how stupid the book is 💀
You BLOCK its path with a BLOCK
Ngl the steak one was pretty good 💀
Fr bro💀
Fr💀
what was the meaning of that?
@@hirushandissanayake_19there's a saying which goes along the lines of "the stakes are high", but since minecraft cows drop steak when they die and that they were on a mountain, it was "the steaks are high". It's a wordplay based on the spelling.
Rare footage of camman using birch pressure plate👀
@@Philball_matthew wdym?
@@mico2790yeah
@@Philball_matthewfor the mutton joke the mutton was on a birch pressure plate
50 screen shots already tooken O-o
@@Philball_matthewbud i think your high
The joke is that Minecraft is a block game, so you block its path.
Dude they said "pork-chop" because a pig is a pork and chop is a karate move.
Better joke: Q: What did alex say after feeding her cows 2 pounds of crack cocaine each?
A: The steaks have never been higher.
Get it? Get it?
Its better than the original
Your joke, but worse
CRACK
No
bro took dad jokes to a whole different level
*_The steaks have risen_*
No, this wasn’t a different level, this is the same level. Wtf are you talking about?
🤖🤖🤖
Minecraft joke book: ❌
Minecraft dad joke book: ✔
These were the most funniest dad jokes 💀💀💀
those meat jokes had some raw talent behind them
Has sone raw as in raw meat?- idk 😶😐
@@Janimationzz raw talent can mean that something is like... pure talent, they're really, truly good. also, raw as in uncooked. me saying "those meat jokes had some raw talent" was a pun.
@@Willow_I_Guess bro I know what is means 👌 you became like my English teacher lol 👌
@@Janimationzz ah yes, I english much well, me the bestest englisher. 👍👍👍
@@Willow_I_Guess real
I've never felt more tired than right now
take a nap
Same
😔 😩😫🥱
l
Man the block joke is so bad it means you "block" the zombie like the oak block
Bro is missing the jokes harder than villains in movies missing the shots to kill the main character 💀
First time of Camman not roasting us
Or asking minecarts to go faster
@Etlagab no💀
@@XD_Saladwhen will i not see this guy
Na like half of the book is a joke
What does Steve do to stay in shape? He runs a few times around the block
Okay, see, this is actually funny.
No, he runs 1m²
@@WaitingWatch7095 and you just ruined a perfectly made joke
@@TemplaCon That's my job
@@WaitingWatch7095same I ruin jokes all the time
''the steaks are high'' was the one that was actually funny
Pork chop is actually a karate move when u aggressively strike your oponent in the neck
The book we never knew we needed:
We don't
i always knew
but i alr have it
Those were the most awkward jokes I've ever heard 💀
I don't understand the last one.
That one was a knee slapper
I think the first joke was pointing that mutton tastes bad that they throw away in my opinion
Bro is stalking Mojang’s office without them even noticing
Rare footage of Camman not yelling on his ‘friends’ Mojang on something THEY did💀💀
Not so rare footage of camman18 not teaching us how to mske a nether portal
Camman18. That’s improvement. The zombie joke be like. There’s no room for improvement here
Bro we got minecraft dad jokes before gta 6💀
"a pork chop isn't a karate move"
it's
*a*
""joke""
Fr
Real
A chop is a “karate” move
They just…. Added a pork to it for the joke
yeah but see puns usually have double meanings and most often than not they actually make sense, unlike this one
heres a better one: Steve walks into a bar and askes for a beer. The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve minors"
I never got to experience this era of Disneyland, but I would love to see it this way. No crowds, no overpriced tickets, everything at working condition.
The reason why it's funny is because it's embarrassed block
Camman:Reads Out The Mutton joke
*eats pork*
Fr
Didn't even know about that 😅
Back in my days, the comment section had answers not these "Rare footage of" or "Dad Joke" copied comments.
Answers for what?
@@JKBDTS What did that joke meant
I remember the old days, i miss them 😢
@TippyToeTimson Bro it was 5 years ago
The joke is that you "block" its path with a block cause that's like the only way to block it in Minecraft 😑 because there are just "blocks" but it's not even that funny
The "Block its path" joke means that you use a block to block the zombie
The zombie joke makes sense, and the way it does that is says ‘block’ as in a Minecraft block, so you block the zombie’s path
I want an episode where Camman reacts to the whole book, start to finish, and reacts to it.
same
WELL YOUR NOT GETTING ONE
Where he reacts to it, and reacts to it... Reread that bestie
Camman will buy books for his students at this point
@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringehow about no
@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringe alright that's a no
@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringeWHY DONT YOU STOP REEEPPLLYYIINNGGG
Hes nice at this point
The only alright one was the steaks have never been higher
The "joke" with the zombies means that you Block its path, because minecraft is all about blocks... i guess?
"Why doesnt a zombie get cold?"
"Because it already goes brrrrr"
Back in my day
The comments had the answers
alright ok i saw the answers now ok
There are answer here actually..
You BLOCK it's path
@@omni-virusglitch6664Can you explain it with more defenition?
@@ronaldofan7119 you place a block down, so you BLOCK its path.
@CorbodNNobbyMC the joke is that you’re placing *blocks* down. and you’re *blocking* its path.
Bro is the most depressed yt
It's because you block it's path with blocks, you BLOCK it's path
“Why is the Blacksmith always blamed for farting?”
“Because he who smelt it dealt it.”
LoL why isnt this in the book
lmao
Lol😂
NAHH
@@hussainmehdi4378it probably is
alex: i really like watching live streams.
steve: why?
alex: they really float my boat
I don't understand pls explain
@@yash8426stream like a body of water
@@yash8426Stream is water
You "Block" its path - everything in minecraft is a block
The final joke is you "block" it's path
Camman should be a stand up comedian 😂
I am so happy to see this generation being happy 😊😊
@Etlagabkiddo commenting everywhere like an npc 💀
@etlagab your channel is mostly stolen mrbeast videos
Still waiting for the nether portal tutorial...
@SambuchaAndCamCan19AreCringetf
That Porkchop joke is not Minecraft, that was probably a joke from 1973 or something
The first fucking joke is about a log logging on bro, best book fair purchase I've made when I was younger.
The zombie joke is a reference to the fact that it's minecraft, you literally "block" it's path
yes but WHATS THE ACTUAL JOKE
@@katherinechin4641that’s the joke
I’m so confused, to me that’s just a verb.
Minecraft got the whole squad laughing 💀
The Jokes Are Way Better Than Cammans Jokes
How do you stop a zombie from attacking?
Camman: I block it's path, duhhh
I am dying to this and I don’t know why 💀
Bro broke character being the smartest Minecraftian for a second-
he was never the smartest but he was good at finding information
Because you BLOCK the path, like you use block to block
Everybody went flocking to the reading corner just to get that book