MSSP - Matt And Shane Bully Gerbies Into Accepting Love

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  • čas přidán 27. 10. 2023
  • From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 110
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Komentáře • 165

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman Před 8 měsíci +837

    Gerbs trying to get out a sentence without giving the boys any ammo is like watching someone perpetually slip on ice

    • @aleddave
      @aleddave Před 5 měsíci +37

      Gerbies "If I put myself in her shoes".... shane, "You're going to wear her shoes?!"

    • @jdr2210
      @jdr2210 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Great analogy 😂

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal Před měsícem

      "This pu$$y is MINE!!! I DONT GIVE A F@$%!!!"
      - 1st date gerbies

    • @LateNightRewrites
      @LateNightRewrites Před měsícem +1

      "I just gotta lock it down... I mean no that's a poor choice of words"

  • @Drako.Jake.
    @Drako.Jake. Před 3 měsíci +315

    I didn’t realize tires was basically a documentary on Shane and Gerbies relationship 💀

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns Před 8 měsíci +709

    Come back Gerbies, the Dawgs miss you dearly

    • @johncee
      @johncee Před 8 měsíci +53

      Fr I feel like a goebbels appearance has been way overdue

    • @AngelGarcia420dropshotnoscope
      @AngelGarcia420dropshotnoscope Před 8 měsíci +35

      He’s their best guest by far

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 Před 8 měsíci +26

      Did they double team his girl or what? Why's he missing?

    • @matthewt3369
      @matthewt3369 Před 8 měsíci +2

      @@johncee😊

    • @humbean5683
      @humbean5683 Před 8 měsíci

      @@davidperez5089well there’s us. plus he has a real job, that I think has been said he’d like to keep, so he stays away. Could do a paytch tho 🤷‍♂️

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman Před 8 měsíci +285

    "I'm putting myself in her shoes!"
    "You're wearing her shoes?"
    💀☠️

  • @kevina8858
    @kevina8858 Před 2 měsíci +79

    Gerbs nervous energy is the absolute best 😂

    • @kones6535
      @kones6535 Před měsícem

      It’s like an infinite Michael Cera

  • @godsdrunkestdriver5088
    @godsdrunkestdriver5088 Před 8 měsíci +106

    Gerbs is literally his character from Tires

  • @Bran_Flakesx7
    @Bran_Flakesx7 Před 8 měsíci +345

    Shane: **obvious lie**
    Gerbies: "Nooo--dont say that! I did not!"

    • @stephenholmgren405
      @stephenholmgren405 Před 5 měsíci +14

      As an autist myself we always take sarcasm as truth 😂

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@stephenholmgren405 Is your sciatic nerve compressed?

    • @brandonhill4921
      @brandonhill4921 Před měsícem

      ⁠ Nahhh, I think he’s just retarded , man 😂. He basically admitted to it 😂

  • @bjdickman27
    @bjdickman27 Před 8 měsíci +308

    Would kill to get a new episode with the Grool King.

    • @theramplocal
      @theramplocal Před měsícem

      Hollywood grool king. "This pu$$y is now mine!!!! Do you think I give a Fu$%!!!"
      -gerbies on 1st date

  • @1der607
    @1der607 Před 8 měsíci +131

    For any of the new dawgs (post-COVID). HIGHLY recommend going back to watch any/all episodes that include the one & only gerbies. He is genuine, hilarious, charming & just the sweetest/naughtiest boy around.

    • @plasmapanasonic4741
      @plasmapanasonic4741 Před 8 měsíci

      What number do we start at?

    • @wzrd.7471
      @wzrd.7471 Před 8 měsíci +24

      @@plasmapanasonic4741No.1 honestly, the Old Testament is HOT

    • @1der607
      @1der607 Před 7 měsíci +15

      @@wzrd.7471 took the words out of my mouth, it’s really hot. You will also learn more about how truly naughty the shaman is. Naughty yet truthful.

    • @wzrd.7471
      @wzrd.7471 Před 7 měsíci

      @@1der607 Dr Gurbie is our dearest soul

    • @kevingedney3542
      @kevingedney3542 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Best advice I've heard in months

  • @davewatne3374
    @davewatne3374 Před 8 měsíci +69

    "Im desperately trying to rebuild a house you keep destroying."

  • @aydd95
    @aydd95 Před měsícem +39

    They didnt need to act in Tires

  • @zack2thafuture
    @zack2thafuture Před 7 měsíci +90

    Every group has a Gerbies. If yours doesn’t, you’re the Gerbies.

    • @matrixswayze
      @matrixswayze Před 5 měsíci

      Genius

    • @DontListenToMe69
      @DontListenToMe69 Před 2 měsíci

      💯

    • @vicrattlehead8665
      @vicrattlehead8665 Před 14 dny

      I completely admit of all my friends im definitely the gerbin. I’ll find myself doing that fast talking/tone he does when he gets ultra defensive and I’m like fuck. I’m also a major league hoe scarer.

  • @yvngsadboii6832
    @yvngsadboii6832 Před 2 měsíci +14

    The way Shane fucks with gerbies is hilarious lol

  • @magicjackm
    @magicjackm Před 3 měsíci +22

    "naughty b chicken pox" is such a great addition to the Dawgz Dictionary

  • @codiejcollins
    @codiejcollins Před 8 měsíci +48

    “I’ve been monitoring my sexual attraction..”

    • @JamesBongo
      @JamesBongo Před 8 měsíci +6

      Crazy im not even sure if hes joking or not

    • @yakivpopavich
      @yakivpopavich Před 10 dny

      He's like that Jordan guy from Conan

  • @Skottomania
    @Skottomania Před měsícem +4

    "I did this"
    "Yeah you did!"
    "No, shut up, you did it. You're charming! You're funny!"
    "No! Thank you!"

  • @EliteKnight97
    @EliteKnight97 Před 4 měsíci +17

    Steve’s a champ, he took blow after blow and kept bouncing back

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle Před 3 měsíci +2

      That's funny. Usually, he gives blow after blow, if you know what I mean.

    • @EliteKnight97
      @EliteKnight97 Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@deezlesteezle like a champ

  • @neilbowman573
    @neilbowman573 Před 8 měsíci +72

    Gerbs content is always great

    • @Wankle.
      @Wankle. Před 5 měsíci

      Does anyone know how old he is ?

    • @neilbowman573
      @neilbowman573 Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@Wankle. He has the soul of a 60 yr old Jewish gentleman

    • @Wankle.
      @Wankle. Před 5 měsíci

      @@neilbowman573 I know and it’s so difficult looking at him, he’s 15 or 40

  • @PearceVaughn
    @PearceVaughn Před 8 měsíci +59

    aside from how much old testament wisdom you imparted on the whole kennel of dawgs, you are GENUINELY good at photoshop. I hope you are using some of your skills making some form of side-income in graphic design/image manipulation.

  • @pistachiodisguisey911
    @pistachiodisguisey911 Před 8 měsíci +60

    Miss this man being a guest, also need him in more sketches

  • @somarvitor
    @somarvitor Před 4 měsíci +14

    Gerbiez will be a star after people see him on Shane's Netflix show

  • @michaeljamesmccabe
    @michaeljamesmccabe Před 8 měsíci +35

    “Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.”

  • @AjaxDGonzo
    @AjaxDGonzo Před 5 měsíci +11

    Shane’s impression of Gerbies is basically a goofier Jordan Peterson

  • @theamazingbeffo
    @theamazingbeffo Před měsícem +3

    Being able to sleep under the covers with a sleep apnea mask is ✨GOLD✨

  • @alexisdlg96
    @alexisdlg96 Před měsícem +3

    Gerb is easily the funniest guy on this pod lol

  • @StevieGabaghool
    @StevieGabaghool Před měsícem +8

    Gerbs has a massive hog. It’s cannon

  • @screechweiner2921
    @screechweiner2921 Před 8 měsíci +23

    there is but one gerb to rule the grool.

  • @Sinchingolo
    @Sinchingolo Před 4 měsíci +6

    Gerbies, you have bad friends. Keep hanging out with them. 😂

  • @AlCapwn369
    @AlCapwn369 Před 8 měsíci +13

    Little did Dr. Steve Gerbles know this wouls be heard by millions of people

  • @Asaspades01
    @Asaspades01 Před 8 měsíci +13

    "Alhamdulillah"
    Gerb clips rule!

  • @davidglynn4899
    @davidglynn4899 Před 3 měsíci +6

    “Just let me fuckin go” 😂😂😂

  • @zbou23
    @zbou23 Před 5 měsíci +4

    "david deutsch twice" is one of the funniest one liners ive heard in years lol

  • @mactallica9293
    @mactallica9293 Před 8 měsíci +11

    Everyone needs a friend like Gerbs

  • @paulfroelich1024
    @paulfroelich1024 Před 5 měsíci +4

    10:05 Shane low key great guy and getting cred from Gerbies. Blessed

  • @tonyreyes3780
    @tonyreyes3780 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Gerbies is a neurotic king

  • @barrylorand5349
    @barrylorand5349 Před 8 měsíci +9

    The Next billion dollar movie : Gerbies goes to Texas

  • @Gxbbby
    @Gxbbby Před měsícem +4

    This is just Tires

  • @zigzach361
    @zigzach361 Před 8 měsíci +11

    All knowing dawgs, please shed light upon which cast Shane says, “kill him, publicly” in a Victorian era accent

    • @revanisalive
      @revanisalive Před měsícem +1

      I know not of this ancient tome, but I pray for your enlightenment

  • @Rayymlg
    @Rayymlg Před 6 měsíci +7

    He is the same in real life as the skits lol

  • @undeniablyfunk5497
    @undeniablyfunk5497 Před 8 měsíci +23

    Ordinarily I’d make some goop-based statement, but I too struggle with proper self care. True dawgs exfoliate and treat themselves

    • @pistachiodisguisey911
      @pistachiodisguisey911 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Feels gud to be clean sometimes all brothas can attest

    • @StopItGarrison
      @StopItGarrison Před 8 měsíci +4

      Talk to any dermatologist. Exfoliating is bad for your skin and will cause premature wrinkles/higher risk of skin cancer. Use Dove soap or a comparable soap that is 40% lotion or petroleum.
      Just some friendly advice for my Dawgs!

    • @undeniablyfunk5497
      @undeniablyfunk5497 Před 8 měsíci

      Hell yeah dawg, good lookin out

  • @BigFarts0
    @BigFarts0 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Breaking News Gerben has moved down to Austin Texas

  • @owenjohnson469
    @owenjohnson469 Před 8 měsíci +3

    “Stop…stop!…..and I can’t stop..” 😂😂

  • @randylahey5463
    @randylahey5463 Před 8 měsíci +9

    I think Gerbs is the most aggressive guest on MSSP and I love it. This dude needs to fly to Texas and do another episode with the dawgs

  • @Cranndaddy
    @Cranndaddy Před 2 měsíci +3

    The Ballad of Stevie Grule is unreal

  • @behindthebarwithjr157
    @behindthebarwithjr157 Před 8 měsíci +10

    Gerbies I love you

  • @LuvLie999
    @LuvLie999 Před 8 měsíci +7

    The Grooler

  • @matrixswayze
    @matrixswayze Před 5 měsíci +4

    What an absolute gem of a human being. Gerbies4life

  • @sewieb4483
    @sewieb4483 Před 8 měsíci +10

    We demand more gerbs

  • @yankquinn9992
    @yankquinn9992 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Is khaki a color or a fabric? Oh god! 😂🤣😂

  • @GayTruckDriver
    @GayTruckDriver Před 8 měsíci +12

    Gerbs is a genius

  • @Flyguy9
    @Flyguy9 Před měsícem +1

    This is just more Tires, and I love it

  • @davidd1475
    @davidd1475 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Bros I sleep under the covers - Arabian wrap the blanket over my forehead and eyes and just leave my nose and mouth exposed to the fresh air and just fucjing crush my sleep. Lawrence of Arabia open sesameing the fresh air / blanket world life

  • @BumpyJones
    @BumpyJones Před 8 měsíci +4

    Please bring back gerbiezzzz! The gerbilin’ i need some gerbies

  • @GreggsOverEZ
    @GreggsOverEZ Před měsícem +1

    I inadvertently chose the best clip to listen to while snacking on smoked oysters..

  • @stevensullivan1664
    @stevensullivan1664 Před 8 měsíci +4

    The Gerbinator
    Grool Goblin
    Gerbles

  • @ChoppedGlockShogun
    @ChoppedGlockShogun Před 8 měsíci +4

    Fool For The Grool.

  • @jacksonbriles4816
    @jacksonbriles4816 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Gerb podcasts are like meg episodes of family guy

  • @jlshel42
    @jlshel42 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Errbody get up, it’s time to Space Jam

  • @CaliKidHooligun
    @CaliKidHooligun Před měsícem +1

    Gerbs has true Morty vibes

  • @Acrosstown
    @Acrosstown Před 8 měsíci +2

    Gerbies missing that obvious layup 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sliggum
    @sliggum Před 8 měsíci +6

    I hear one second of a Bronson song in these sometimes where is that coming from

    • @spencermorganthetruth
      @spencermorganthetruth Před 8 měsíci +2

      Easy rider by action Bronson used to be the outro song to the cast back in the day

  • @kaijusdad6220
    @kaijusdad6220 Před 8 měsíci +8

    Shane and Chris Chan both believe you get a limited amount of loads. Does he also drink his own with Fanta?

  • @lkucare
    @lkucare Před 8 měsíci +2

    Much love peepop

  • @DoubleSSMoney
    @DoubleSSMoney Před měsícem +2

    Gerben is literally sweaky from baseketball and mat and Shane are Trey and Matt

  • @beast888100
    @beast888100 Před 8 měsíci +5

    Brooo, where is Gerbs?? Of he doesn't want to be public, totally respect that, but if there is ANY way I could follow/support him I'd love to!

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Před měsícem +1

    Gerbies is the McLovin of the group

  • @mattnoyes6513
    @mattnoyes6513 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Gerbies is my favorite doctor

  • @crd88918
    @crd88918 Před 8 měsíci +1

    we need the boys to fly gerbies out texas way and get his ass back on the pod

  • @uberhuber7903
    @uberhuber7903 Před 8 měsíci

    i make a cacoon with a little air hole lol

  • @TheEFCBake
    @TheEFCBake Před 15 dny

    if herbs would just stop sounding like a crying cat whenever he tried to rebuttal something he wouldn’t be bullied too much

  • @user-op2sv3lr6c
    @user-op2sv3lr6c Před měsícem

    "I live down there." - Gerbs

  • @carterryan1200
    @carterryan1200 Před 22 dny

    Gerbs you cant spill the cup of hermes

  • @jimirsayssponsor5844
    @jimirsayssponsor5844 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Well if this girl DID indeed like him before this podcast was aired….
    It’s a virtual certainty that after listening to this she no longer wants anything to do with him.. 😂😂

  • @alenpetrovic9188
    @alenpetrovic9188 Před 8 měsíci +9

    Shane was a little soft in the past haha. “Oh nooo we’re being mean. Let’s cut ittt oh nooo” haha still love em thoigg. Shout out gerbs

  • @johncee
    @johncee Před 8 měsíci +2

    NP drop on a Saturday? observing the sabbath I see. Touche Mr pop

    • @jlshel42
      @jlshel42 Před 8 měsíci +1

      I read that as “Touch My pop”

    • @johncee
      @johncee Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@jlshel42 🌈 💵

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@jlshel42I read that as sniff my dong

  • @BattousaiOP
    @BattousaiOP Před měsícem

    Gerbz is king 👑

  • @coletaghikhani6085
    @coletaghikhani6085 Před 4 měsíci

    Gerbs sounds like Lee syatt on this one

  • @stephenolson3691
    @stephenolson3691 Před měsícem

    “SHANE”

  • @johnjojohnson3226
    @johnjojohnson3226 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Aces

  • @johnnycapps9010
    @johnnycapps9010 Před 8 měsíci

    The How and Why of Integrated Marketing Communications

  • @staticshep
    @staticshep Před 8 měsíci +2

    need a new gerbster ep

  • @RevengeAvenger
    @RevengeAvenger Před měsícem

    How lucky am I to find this guy... hes a gem! It's like a 14 year old cool kid that's almost 15 and gets laid.

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Try and tell these porn actors theres a jizzim limit! Ha!!

  • @printisdead1983
    @printisdead1983 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Not so much bully as it is master manipulation

  • @giziemcbarns
    @giziemcbarns Před 8 měsíci

    John Montage

  • @mrpiccaso6517
    @mrpiccaso6517 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Damn that hurts my first ever relationship was because of a bet I made with a friend who thought she wouldn’t date me lasted from like 11 to 17😂😂😂

  • @olivergrimes4080
    @olivergrimes4080 Před 8 měsíci

    anyone have the ep number?

  • @chipdiesel9788
    @chipdiesel9788 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Both my exes had same size feet as me (I'm short) and we'd always share shoes lol

  • @kaptinfish
    @kaptinfish Před 23 dny

    There’s always so many ads on these videos

  • @alexjones7043
    @alexjones7043 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Shane is an odd fellow

    • @jacobgagnon1820
      @jacobgagnon1820 Před měsícem +2

      LMAO out of all the odd characters that come on this show, you think shane is the odd one? Lmao go watch old test, matts a Freakymf

  • @topmarks3168
    @topmarks3168 Před 8 měsíci +1

    First

  • @michaelp6364
    @michaelp6364 Před 8 měsíci +2

    How can you not love the Grool King??

  • @MrCircus177
    @MrCircus177 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Matt going “oh is that what you’re doing? I was googling the Spice Channel” is the most Matt McCusker response ever

  • @BumpyJones
    @BumpyJones Před 8 měsíci

    Please bring back gerbiezzzz! The gerbilin’ i need some gerbies