@@danielcastillo591 Nonsense. They did not initiate a third world war or a holocaust when they existed - they kept their cool and did the sensible thing - detente.
China was beating japan... the USA just dropped 2 nukes plus I highly doubt Japan could've beat the U.S.S.R. the U.S.S.R did beat japan in the soviet-japanese war
Louis Pasteur was not Russian, Soviet, or affiliated with Stasi. The real Louis Pasteur was actually French who died during 1895 even before the Stasi (from Germany) or the Soviet Union came into existence. He would not have known anything about them since he died long before their time. If Louis commenting here finds jokes about the Soviet Russia or Soviet Germany offensive then I do wonder, is he actually Russian instead of French?
@@mcdonaldsburntchickennugge8231 Well that depends, I don't think I could give a static number. 16 million people died in the great Leap forward officially (number changes depending on the sources, but figure has been distorted by the black book of communism on the right and anti-right campaign on the left), however, china has always been Agriculturally instable. The effects of Mao not integrating his agricultural policy would have been far worse for China's future. After the great Leap forward life expectancy went upwards and so did output. Mao's agricultural plans along with his industrialization had essentially put an end to thousands of years of famines in China that would have had far more deaths in a much farther timespan. Another tally of the 50 million comes from the civil war, stating 2-4 million died. The civil war was how the Maoists got into power to begin with, and they were fighting against the kuomintang and other warlords for their country's liberation. I don't think there is any accurate number to give for the cultural Revolution, where china aimed to remove all remnants of bourgeois society, repressive cultural identity and traditions. I'll be liberal and give 20 million despite not much proof of that Those are the figures that make up the high 50 million statistics. Most are unreliable, and the black book of communism where the statistic came from had been widely known as a disingenuous media where they stretch far to reach the 100 million number. On the other hand the krutschevites and dentists also wished to inflate the numbers to renounce their predecessors.
No, it never ended. The "cold war" was the capitalist war on people who refused to be exploited for profit. There were never any "super power" struggle. Never any military threat to the United States or the west. Just like there is no humanitarian crisis in socialist venezuela, except the crisis created by the US sanctions, and paid "rebels". Funny how the United States gets charitable feelings for the venezuelan people, a country that just so happens to possibly possess more oil than Saudi Arabia. Oh, and a democratically elected socialist government which refuses to sell said oil to the US.
Funniest thing about that scene is Stalin was already dead when the McCarthy-Army hearings happened (which I'm pretty sure is what the scene is referencing).
@@jay-uo2bi Tristan's comment aged better than yours... It may not be 100% accurate, but with the CCP SIGINT-spy balloon over US airspace and the constant threats of a Taiwan invasion----a war with the CCP over the democratic and free nation of Taiwan is certainly an issue that shouldn't be ignored-----if ignored the Simpsons might actually be 100% accurate (not just about a potential US vs CCP conflict).
@@missakyalenghadian5692 You great idiot, tell us, at which point did he say that communism would be good? He called a terrible president a communist, that means communism is sth. bad for him...
So if the simpsons predict a lot that means the USSR will have a return...
Hayis Forhorses of course, it'll be Russia v the western gays in about 30 years
Hayis Forhorses they should reunite
Why does the British colony (USA) allow itself so much, it's time for them to break the face with the Russian fist
Eduardo Cortez Germany was defeated with the help of russia.And technically the US didn't beat USSR.It fall the same way like the British Empire did.
Eduardo Cortez But not without Russian help..
MUST. CRUSH. CAPITALISM. URRRRGH!
João Vitor capitalist software produced by the laborers
And freedom fighters against slavery wore clothes from slave labor. so what? we should't do good thing if we somewhat involved to bad thing???
jao: you really think these jokes defend communism? They are just jokes.
assassin slayer awesome nickname
Peter Benvenuto Stiegmaier Lenin
"MUST CRUSH CAPITALISM" - Vladimir Lenin
Capitalism is bad system, cold war is not ended. I want citizen war in usa. Usa is poor country, in usa many poor people, in russia people cleverest.
"We'll crush capitalism"-Abhishek Kumar Nahar(ME)
@@Sviozi lier
"Капитализм должен быть подавлен"
Владимир Ленин
@@acatthatlookslikehitler1277 I agree F**k communism and socialism,
America will NOT be a socialist country- Donald Trump
Now I WANT the Russian delegation in the UN to click on a button on their desk and flip that sign to the Soviet Union
It would mean a war and possible nuclear holocaust, but by God what a way to go
It reminds me of the *_lion in this video_* czcams.com/video/LaVhUy5oFvM/video.html&.dkcfa
It should have been he thought it was the same and the side being used had the Soviet symbol on it
@@danielcastillo591 Ye correct, the sheer Amount of salt coming from USA would spark instant war
@@danielcastillo591 Nonsense. They did not initiate a third world war or a holocaust when they existed - they kept their cool and did the sensible thing - detente.
In Soviet Russia, flag folds you
schtaman 😂 Have a great day
Andrew Jackson physics?
Zackary Burleigh Russia is a parallel universe
Nah! China beats America in Cold War.
China was beating japan... the USA just dropped 2 nukes
plus I highly doubt Japan could've beat the U.S.S.R. the U.S.S.R did beat japan in the soviet-japanese war
1:27 *OUR* Favourite part.
Death to captitlism
losif Stalin death to captitlism! We should bring back the union of soviet socialist Republics!
I didn't know Lenin was Romanian
*MUST CRUSH CAPITALISM*
DEATH TO CRAPITALIST AND TO THR AMERICUNTS! IM THE TURE GLORIOUS COMRADE SO MUCH MY SCHOOL CALLS ME THE GLORIOUS LEADER!
Wait, Homer's not a porn star? Then what have I been watching all these years??
It reminds me of the *_lion in this video_* czcams.com/video/LaVhUy5oFvM/video.html&.iscva
I love how this is the only comment on a 15 year old channel just amazing ngl
1:09 yes comrade
Also it's impressive how the Simpsons was made before the USSR split
Actual prediction: Uk Communist party
It reminds me of the *_lion in this video_* czcams.com/video/LaVhUy5oFvM/video.html&.iwila
This scene stings when you look at the Russian Invasion of Ukraine
Prediction: Leninism is back in Russia
In Soviet Russia.
Bart has a cow.
I think you mean: "In Soviet Russia, cow says Bart has you!"
Its soviet Russia, Anything can happen.
Shane in soviet Russia, the cow has a Bart!
Bart: Actually I had a cow in one episode. It was Apocalypse Cow. Watch it man!
In Soviet Russia,
The cow has Bart.
In America, we watch the Simpsons.
In Soviet Russia
The Simpsons watches us.
In Soviet Germany, the Stasi watches you.
no shit
Im watching the simpsons watch me!
@Louis Pasteur *TrIGGeReD*
Louis Pasteur was not Russian, Soviet, or affiliated with Stasi. The real Louis Pasteur was actually French who died during 1895 even before the Stasi (from Germany) or the Soviet Union came into existence. He would not have known anything about them since he died long before their time. If Louis commenting here finds jokes about the Soviet Russia or Soviet Germany offensive then I do wonder, is he actually Russian instead of French?
Vladimir Lenin breaking out of his monument is just the cherry on top lol
Hello im a big fan
It reminds me of the *_lion in this video_* czcams.com/video/LaVhUy5oFvM/video.html&.obtxa
@@fidelcastro8406 😝😝😝😝
Well this aged well.
0:15 “look at him, sleeping like a little engel that killed 50 million people” 🤣 something tell me this episode wont be sent in China
It's banned lol
It's not even accurate
100 Dongdillion iphone nature vuvuzela
@@em-rc6yc how many did he kill lol
@@mcdonaldsburntchickennugge8231 Well that depends, I don't think I could give a static number.
16 million people died in the great Leap forward officially (number changes depending on the sources, but figure has been distorted by the black book of communism on the right and anti-right campaign on the left), however, china has always been Agriculturally instable. The effects of Mao not integrating his agricultural policy would have been far worse for China's future. After the great Leap forward life expectancy went upwards and so did output. Mao's agricultural plans along with his industrialization had essentially put an end to thousands of years of famines in China that would have had far more deaths in a much farther timespan.
Another tally of the 50 million comes from the civil war, stating 2-4 million died. The civil war was how the Maoists got into power to begin with, and they were fighting against the kuomintang and other warlords for their country's liberation.
I don't think there is any accurate number to give for the cultural Revolution, where china aimed to remove all remnants of bourgeois society, repressive cultural identity and traditions. I'll be liberal and give 20 million despite not much proof of that
Those are the figures that make up the high 50 million statistics. Most are unreliable, and the black book of communism where the statistic came from had been widely known as a disingenuous media where they stretch far to reach the 100 million number. On the other hand the krutschevites and dentists also wished to inflate the numbers to renounce their predecessors.
Lenin punching his way out of the glass case had me on the floor
It reminds me of the *_lion in this video_* czcams.com/video/LaVhUy5oFvM/video.html&.ytzya
It reminds me of the *_lion in this video_* czcams.com/video/LaVhUy5oFvM/video.html&.iaeua
*MUST CRUSH CAPITALISM!* - Vladimir Lenin (1870-1924)
the cold war has never ended
But only strongest survive...
The fight still goes on. We are just getting started
No, it never ended. The "cold war" was the capitalist war on people who refused to be exploited for profit. There were never any "super power" struggle. Never any military threat to the United States or the west. Just like there is no humanitarian crisis in socialist venezuela, except the crisis created by the US sanctions, and paid "rebels". Funny how the United States gets charitable feelings for the venezuelan people, a country that just so happens to possibly possess more oil than Saudi Arabia. Oh, and a democratically elected socialist government which refuses to sell said oil to the US.
Hunter D because we already had a lot of problems in Russia cuz of Eltzin.
@Hunter D and in the same time it was the worst time for Russian people lmao
00:37 I knew that the Simpsons prediction was a thing, but holy crap, every line putin said was dead on.
Was that episode maybe from 2016?
Putin will be gone sooner or later he must be or he is tempting a revolution.
This episode must have aired before the Steele dossier was revealed to be a bunch of nonsense. So, 2016-2017?
russia was so great that they invaded while biden was president......
1:26 Me when i wake up in the morning
Which is why old Simpsons episodes are better.
Barro 45 is greater than 44 they were bloody, until ersb
Oh, the new season was pretty well on point.
The No Reason Hater I like 38 better, just like how the fellowship of the rings is the best in the series.
Everything was better before because now people get mad over anything and they would cancel the show
It reminds me of the *_lion in this video_* czcams.com/video/LaVhUy5oFvM/video.html&.aeqha
I can't believe that they mentioned me in the Simpsons! :D
Joseph Stalin you are fake I am the real leader of the USSR
Daddy Stalin #StalinCo-Exist
Joseph Stalin agreed
#StalinCo-Exist
Eduardo Cortez fucking normie
1:08
You all know the simpsons writers predict the future
I love that Mccarthyism reference
"Thats what we wanted you to think!" *flips over switch and turns russia into soviet union* "HAHAHAHA!"
If only we could have the Soviet Union again.
Please, no! Not again!
Da
@@user-xk9pn3fk5u No, not my leg. Not my leg! *Legs gets broken* My leg! My leg...
Muhahhahahah
MUST CRUSH CAPITALISM
ItzJeff just like in real life
ItzJeff
Ameen we will do this my friend one day ✊✊💪💪💪
Simple man, yes we will comrad.
HURRAAAAA
Quiet Bernie Sanders
1:01 *didn't they predict everything?*
OH HELL YEAH COMRADE
*OH YEAH COMRADE*
1:07 ight. Y'all know the Simpson's can tell the future.
Oh sh#t
Ukraine
im the president of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason
Gabrijela Šalković If you support Trump, they would expel you from the party and the alliance.😆
Gabrijela Šalković then prepare to burn hellian
Gabrijela Šalković Ćao maćko
@@lianyiming9341 trump supports gays idiot.
Erase Trump supports Saudi Arabia, his support for gay rights is pretend just like Obama's.
I know there’s a rumour going around accusing me as a commmunist. I just want to clarify I am not. I’m a Stalinist, not a communist.
Joseph Stalin it is similar enough staljnist
You must not like the hitler_ist
No, no you're a communist.
Helo Papa Stalin :3 *insert cute face*
You try to hard.
This isn't your favorite show.
This is *OUR* favorite show.
2:23 At first I thought lighted K meant North Korea had so little electricity.
1:52 Joseph Stalin a Communist? I never would have guessed! *sarcasm*
Don Dimaggio
european ...socialist?
He was a Stalinist, not a communist.
Funniest thing about that scene is Stalin was already dead when the McCarthy-Army hearings happened (which I'm pretty sure is what the scene is referencing).
United Nations you moron. Stalinism is a form of communism created by Joseph Stalin’s agenda.
1:27 when lenin sees shit going on in china right now
It reminds me of the *_lion in this video_* czcams.com/video/LaVhUy5oFvM/video.html&.yzyya
1:18 -Red Army-
Yellow Army ✔️
Today's Simpsons episodes aren't stupid. It's can be predictable, boring, repetitive, stupid but it's not a PornShow.
Look at him sleeping. He's like a little angel that killed 50 million people"
Eae naja
It reminds me of the *_lion in this video_* czcams.com/video/LaVhUy5oFvM/video.html&.rzbsa
In Soviet Russia, You predict the Simpson
You know how the Simpson’s always predict the future, well... 1:15
1:01 Somewhere someone at the CIA is going "Aw son of a bitch!"
This never gets old!
0:23 hes like a little angel that killed 50 million people awhh look at him sleeping
Ah yes, my favourite episode of the Simpsons
*OUR* favorite episode of the Simpsons
1:26 when someone buys a copy of The Communist Manifesto
The Communist Manifesto being produced as a commodity has a sad irony to it
@@fenrirunshackled4319 🙄🙄🙄
*NOT A PORN STAR* XD WTF XD
FBI OPEN UP
KGB OPEN UP
1:01 the best simpsons episode ever
Old Simpsons were so incredibly good.
1:01 лучшее начинается тут :)
"Communism works"...."In theory, In theory."-said some man
Who got sent to goolag after he said the second part
It works in practice too!
@@Sun-Tzu- Bernie. Iz dat U BB? I want my refund 😭.
@@mr.kazupremiumfantasy1126 Bernie is not a Communist. He's not even a Socialist, in fact he's not even a Democratic Socialist.
@@Sun-Tzu- Lol all his supporters are closet commies
They could've at least gotten a person who spoke fluent Russian...they said it half wrong and I could barely understand him anyway
josh womble they can't because of their blatant bigotry
“I is for the Internet he bans!”
Ураааааааа!!!!!!!!!!! Вставай Ленин, хватит спать!!!
Homer, can you give my TV tray back?
Actually Ned, it’s O U R TV tray now
1:09 is my dream of what could happen
The siberastainian Mapper That's my nightmare...
The memes are god but communism is not good
mine too
@@julien.s2002 u are pig?
MuysicBoy you didn’t live in it Soviet Union......
''But he is not a porn star!''
rule 34: am i a joke to you?
This is so true. Simpson should be reward for this prediction!
This is too good to be true at the Simpsons episode
1:51
ITS ME!!!!!!!!!
Omg Stalin is here!!!🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Papa Staliinnnn *Insert cute face*
ThE SoLvIet UNioN
FINLAND!
Хз почему больше всего люблю этот эпизод, где табличка переворачивается и танки и войска и ленин оживает
0:36 That can't be ignored
Simpsons predicted a lot of stuff :)
Matko Nope
Angry old man, they did actually, for example: Trump as president, Disney buys FOX, that stolen lemon tree thing, etc...
And they predict the revival of the USSR its more than likely that will happen
@@chockyman3858 NO, they did not. They can see into the future, but somehow just make cartoons? Makes no sense
You know what that means?!
Это потрясающе, товарищ !
Так оно и есть, товарищ.
FrankenLenin always gets me 😂
*ДОЛЖЕН СОКРУШИТЬ КАПИТАЛИЗМ!* - *Владимир Ленин* (1870-1924) *CCCP*
2:39 I'M SO RONERY!
0:33 Simpsons predict china take over the us? In progress
It's a joke and not in progress
@@jay-uo2bi Tristan's comment aged better than yours...
It may not be 100% accurate, but with the CCP SIGINT-spy balloon over US airspace and the constant threats of a Taiwan invasion----a war with the CCP over the democratic and free nation of Taiwan is certainly an issue that shouldn't be ignored-----if ignored the Simpsons might actually be 100% accurate (not just about a potential US vs CCP conflict).
Watching this now is kind of scary instead of funny ... but still I laughed. 👍🏻
😁
😁😁
My President is not a communist.
He may be orange, a racist, a communist, but he is not an orangutan.
Shut your mouth you dickhead leftie Communisme is shit it failed in all countries
@@missakyalenghadian5692 You great idiot, tell us, at which point did he say that communism would be good? He called a terrible president a communist, that means communism is sth. bad for him...
But i saw the orange president become brown because of coronavirus just like when a pumpkin gets rotten after a few days 😂
Can yall shut the fuck up
@@missakyalenghadian5692 Yugoslavia?
They say Simpsons are good at predictions.
OUR predictions
1:32 me when it needs to pay for the best food in school
0:17 - 0:26 my favorite part
Fun fact they've finally come back in 2020
how? (just a question)
Sadly no :(
“Your just here to test the microphone” I can’t with this show😁😁😂😂😂
The USSR protecc
The USSR attacc
But most importantly...
I hope it come bacc
LMAO
This the only Simpson clips we get
1:14 eve the bear is ready for that🤣🤣
0:34 That’s the chinese flag
@@vladb.3690 China is still communist
@@Jack-dw3mp actually there mixed
@@Jack-dw3mp Officially, yes, but they are no more truly communist.
duh
China was communist but nowadays it's more like a capitalist dictatorship
In america,propaganda fools you!
In soviet russia,you fool propaganda!
0:27 thats the name of this song?
@Dtei Busted - Year 3000
@Dead Channel enough of that meme there are people out there who really want to know what song's are played in video's
1:02 the Best part
The tanks that came out of the parade floats should have opened up to reveal a smaller vehicle and so on.
0:38 this is a perfect example showing how the new episodes are targeted at a stupid audiance not knowing who wladimir putin is.
lol the guards and watchdogs on the berlin wall did a jump after rising up from the ground
Good compilation, thanks!
All I got to say is that there better be more Abe Simpson in season 30!
'thats what we wanted you to think' had me screeching
They didn't put in the clip where Homer was at that weird car dealership looking at a trabant.
Capitalist: u are an idiot
Karl Marx: no us
Italy: Dolphins return during quarantine
Russia: 01:13
Nature is healing herself!
The Simpson’s always stay on point
1:14 Rússia Invades Brazil's at the carnival
this scary if the simpsons predict this
Today: Best against East
When *USSR* is back: West against Beast
It reminds me of the *_lion in this video_* czcams.com/video/LaVhUy5oFvM/video.html&.rdxsa
1:26 when you hear "1% of the population control more than 30% of the wealth on earth"
80%
More like 80%
0:39 Mr Scorpio is that you?
I wish to see Lenin walk out like that: "Aha! I deceived you! I feigned my mortality!".
whats the name of this episode and what season/what year?
1:52 those faces wait joseph stalin is a comunist? gasp what a suprise
I’ve heard of Simpsons but i want to watch it now.
This is OUR video!
The Soviet Union will be pleased to offer amnesty to your wayward vessel.
The Soviet union? I thought you guys broke up
*OUR Korea*
Whats the outro music?
Stranger things theme song
Soyuz Nerushimy Respublik svobodnykh
Dont know
Harrison Ressler the three humans how made our Motherland great again.
Harrison Ressler communism
“G” is for Gee-Wizz we love our dear leader. 😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
Vladamir Lenin (Simpsons) Vs Ronald Regan (Family Guy) in the next death battle!