Funny INTJ 16 Personalities Sketch Highlights (INTJ Only)
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I've been waiting since you posted INFP
Scary accurate. 1. The coffee shop actually is run by the cabal. 2. I wrote English papers for weed in the early 90s, as many of us have.
i feel so attacked by these sketches! oh wait... im not an infp! so i feel honored.
@@openrealm Really...will you write a paper for me ;)
Pls do entp next
Me an INTJ: I hate doing the dishes in this house.
Also me: I also hate being the only person who does them right
This is so relatable. Who ever gets me as there partner in school is always so lucky because I do all the work because they canât do it right.
Yes! đđđ
SAME
Yuppp
Me too,Iâve gotten complements from how well I do the dishes.I hate it
âI wish I had a âDo Not Disturbâ sign for my life. Well, I guess I do; itâs just my face.â - Best INTJ quote *ever* ! đ
SkiingIsMyHappyPlace Bliss so true
I guess im a broken INTJ, my face isn't enough to keep away some crazy people
Well I can relate
Someone I used to work with asked me why I always have a mean look on my face. They said, "You're not a mean person but you always look so mean." I said, "I'm hoping it will dissuade social interaction." She stood there with a blank stare and then walked away.
daizzdy - LOL, I love that! Occasionally, people tell me that I come across as âscaryâ - Iâm a 5â0â, 95 lb. woman - I just smile and tell them that Iâve spent a lifetime cultivating that persona. In reality, it *does* come naturally. đđđ
INTJ's is the living embodiment of "Work smarter, not harder." quote.
Thatâs why my outlook is full of scripts and macros that make the computer work for me so I can be lazy on purpose.
i literally always say that in class
I literelly say that to myself every situation
I am an INTJ and that has been my life motto since middle school
Same
As an INTJ: When someone uses emotion to solve a problem or argues with emotions with no logical base to their stance or just says something irrational is immediately labeled an idiot.
im an infp and i hv an intj friend đ
True đ
I'm an infp and have an intj husband. It's like a court room everytime my feelings and his logic clashes. I think he's labeled me as insane but loves me anyway so it's been working for ten years. We both like our alone time, and we've been able to have meaningful and uninterrupted alone time sitting next to each other. It's wonderful honestly. đ
Preach, INTJ sister.
LOL, right! Iâm like my good opinion once lost is lost forever.
My favorite line as an INTJ is: "your opinion is wrong"
lmao
Mine is, âActually,...{insert correction of what someone just said}.â
As an INFJ, my response is,: "Giggles, I couldn't care less what you think really, because I'm going off of my emotions, and my opinion is still mine regardless of what you say."
"However, I do agree that you have a point, and my perception angle (feelings) will never align the same with your logic, so let us agree to disagree." :=p.
Mine is "STOP!!!!, DON'T DO THAT!!!!" I also love "SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME AS I TRY TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU ARE WRONG WITH PROVEN FACTS!!!!!!"
I like it because of the recognized absurdity, like âI know youâre allowed to think that but I find it deluded because x, y, z are being ignored,â
Iâm an INTJ and my favorite INTJ sketch is the âgetting arrestedâ one. âOfficer, I assure you, I would NEVER commit a crime this sloppy. I can help you catch the real culprit though. As long as the advisory fee is high enough.â Literally me.
Yeah if I were gonna get arrested, I would at least make the crime carefully planned out and...
E f f i c i e n t
I definitely wouldnât get caught. I also loved that one. I would react in the same way I think.
Mae many many times. I have a feeling I would get away with most crimes, but the good thing is, Iâm not a psycho haha. Just INTJ things
Mine was the outdoor barbecue. âThe only thing that would make this better would be it it were inside....and I were alone...â
If I were getting arrested Iâd be like....OMG the real criminal is SO DUMB WTF lemme show you how to REALLY commit a crime
As an INTJ I believe in two things planning and vengeance.
Why not combined to save time
You mean...presents?
That's scary T
Failing to plan is planning to fail.
Vengeance is fun.
So true. A guy pissed me off in high school. I formulated a plan that took 20 years to execute. The best part was when the plan was complete the guy had no idea that it was me that had #$^%#$ him over. Vengeance is truly a dish best served cold.
As an INTJ girl, I can say weâre NEVER short on the sarcasm! đ
Nothing like being the rarest female personality type lol (not personally female, just interesting to state)
And we do it so well without effort. Why should we waste a natural talent?
ive never used sarcasm in my life
that's shocking...
"I'm actually having a relaxing and peaceful time out here... No wait, it's gone. Your face just ruined it." YES. That's the lovely life of an INTJ.
Me every time I go for a walk at the park lol đ
True xD
Me at quarantine, When my friend appears on my front door
INTJ concurs.
Why are other people so annoying though? Seriously.
INTJ - "I will run things smoothly and efficiently so I only have to work four hours a week"
Can't tell if I'm being called lazy or smart?
Canadian Citizen #273 as an INTJ, I would say smart.
Planned efficiency isn't lazy. That being said it does promote laziness as you now have more free time.
both
Smart, which gives more room to be lazy. Not necessarily lazy.
This is way too true
As an INTJ, these are the things I think but don't say out loud!
INTJs are damn attractive when they're simply being themselves, no one can convince me otherwise
You're right. -An INTJ
we are
@@redpandapowa XD
........ go on.
Ahh yes, stroke my already massive ego lmao
I wont lie I'm here to help feed my narcissistic tendencies
Mood
Just another small step towards world domination. No big deal...
Really helps that he's compiled them into one video, much more efficient
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The guy with a name Oh same here
I think INTJ's favorite phrase is 'I refuse.'
Love these!
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Or my personal variation...I CANNOT!
Yes tbh đ
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@@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 DAGA KOTOWARU
I like to keep things as casual and low-key as possible with "No thanks". Diffuses drama before it starts and trivializes the request.
As an ENFP I LOVE INTJs and their dry humor!!
They can get crap done and keep us air heads in the right directionđ
Stop putting your dishes everywhere đ
My ENFP sister is the best. I'd be a workaholic machine 24/7 with zero social skills if I hadn't had her as a role model growing up! Would likely be dead now due to forgetting to eat/sleep/anything else. Keep on with your crazy chaotic overly emotional shizz! We need it. ; D
@@LDT7Ysame, but I have an enfp mom.
And we INTJs love you ENFPs. You guys are the best. Socially, you show us how we wish we could be.
I have an ENFP dad lol
The wedding skit was spot-on. I'm always trying to maximize value, especially if I'm at something I don't want to be at.
And this is why I just got married in the courthouse. $50 and only 15 minutes.đ
We don't come enjoy life. We come to make profit lol
as an intj, i straight up canât stand how accurate this is.
As an INTJ I canât stand how exaggerated this is. And if itâs this accurate for you then everyday must be a gong show
I actually disagree with the airport one. I never forget anything when I go in a journey. I am very careful with those things
Nick Gior well even I was taught at home growing up that itâs better to be safe than sorry. So naturally Iâm a cautious individual. I have a couple friends that are INTJ as well and theyâre generally the same in that regard
@@virtualkingdom886 I know and I agree with you. I tend to disagree with the fact that intjs have been stereotyped by some people as completely careless with the external environment. I also can't accept that intjs forget material things easily , for instance a suitcase for a flight.
@@virtualkingdom886 agreed. Aliyah just had on off testing day.
My only problem with the âintj in high schoolâ scene is that I think it would harder to write a paper that gets a C than it would be to write one that gets an A.
That's why you charge $20 and give the work to a C student for $10. You don't need to do any real work AND you don't need to write substandard drivel.
I also considered doing this but i always tend to do things the best i can so doing something "mediocre" just for the sake of the money doesnt look that appealing to me lol
lol this is so true
You don't want to give it all away. Make them pay you for it.
@@jellyfishi_ we can compute stupid. We see it all around us.
Q - Where do you see your self in five years?
A - CEO of the company that will buy your company and increase profits a 100-fold.
Yep that sound like me
As an INTJ woman, that interview thing is soo real and I'm embarrassed đ
When you care so you put it on 1.5x speed instead of 2x
lol
i despise the accuracy of this đđđ
dude that is pretty accurate
I set 1.5x normally and set normal for this đ
Lol I do this too. Unless itâs a music thing, then I play it on normal.
Any fellow INTJ females here?
I always get INTJ on the tests, but I'm still not convinced it's me.
Yes.
@@claireleigh5158 the intuitive struggle
@@claireleigh5158 same :(
Here.
I am an INTJ (a female) people tell me I'm cold and insensitive in most situations. I can definitely agree with this video.
I'm an INTJ woman too. At this point I'm thoroughly convinced that it is a ploy to get us to let our guard down so they can manipulate us.
Men never get harassed with those traits
@@mindyourbusinessxoxoIsn't that maddening!? Last job I had I was on the phone in an open office and called someone an asshole under my breath AFTER I hung up with them. I got huuuuuge flak from the otherwise 100% male staff - "that's uncalled for," "you're getting out of hand," "somebody took their bitch pills," etc. Which would be fair in an office setting IF you overlook the fact that a man we worked with had, not 2 minutes prior, been heard screaming into his phone that he was going to "fvcking k!ll you, you motherfvcker," and then outlining the ways in which he would. Guess what everyone had to say to him for his behavior? Yep, if you guessed there were crickets chirping in the deafening silence, you're correct!
@@burnyizland grrr!!! Girl I completely can relate! It's so irritating and strange. I find myself getting a lot bolder and snappier as I age bc I hate being disrespected and thinking about what I could have said but didn't.
I'm very caustic with my words when I can be. So I welcome any idiot that wants to try and "correct" me. đ
I've been called the villain my whole life. What's one more?
ââ@@mindyourbusinessxoxo sou homem e jĂĄ fui chamado assim diversas vezes principalmente por mulheres
Vendo os relatos de colegas INTJ isso Ă© algo mais frequente em grupos sociais do gĂȘnero oposto, provavelmente por conta da personalidade mais reservada do INTJ, ficando assim mais suscetĂvel a ataques por ser visto em "desvantagem de nĂșmero" pelos outros
"You cannot pair a white wine with a red meat"
Customer: "But I-"
"No sir, I will not allow it."
That made me lose my shit đ
I'd be like "hey, you're the one drinking it, so long as the tip is good" lol
As an INTJ, and a chef, I have literally done that (culinary school, had to run a shift as sommelier.)
Same, it was the most accurate one for me, and gave me a really good laugh! I have almost had an aneurism discussing food with some of my friends from Northern England.
Gotta say INTJ's face often is indeed a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign
I was once told by another girl that it took a week for her to talk to me because "I looked really scary and unapproachable".
@@hahahahahahahahaa6580 gosh same thing happened with me
Yeah. One told me I had some force that made her feel nervous around me.
@@hahahahahahahahaa6580 Damn
Same đ thank my rbf
You make me smirk at my phone. -INTJ.
Infj as well
I just read that in a robotic voice.
Oh wait that's mine.
Cool.
(INTJ as well)
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Me as well
Stop mocking me.
I'v been watching a lot of videos about INTJ personality, no one mentions the sense of humour that we have even if we show it to a few people!!
Dark & dry with a splash of wit! There's intj meme compilations on CZcams you might want to check out.
And yes, only the people I really like get to see my funny side.
I will check them out. thank you
Yes only people I "allow" to see my dark comedy side, it's part of privacy đ
INTJs are pretty secretive about it. I have several INTJ friends and I LOVE their sense of humor (partially because it's the same type of weird as my INFJ humorđ ). It just takes them a while to feel comfortable showing it. Sadly, since many have trouble earning INTJs' trust, many don't even realize they have a sense of humor, much less one so amusing. đą
Mine is like sarcastic humour.
As someone who lives by the motto âWork smart not hardâ the president one hit hard
I feel giggly đ What is it with us Enfps and Intjs?
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They just, thirsty to analyze the entire world
Thats it. You hit the nail on the head.
INTJ here - Can confirm this.
We also like making lists.
Honestly, yes.
Weâre fucking sluts for that letâs be real here
YES!
The Illuminati comment is still one of my favorite moments in these. That expression and head tilt . Lol!!!
Lol.... is it an intj thing?
@@The_Noblesse maybe so , but I know the type. Makes me laugh more than likely because FJs portrayal. I've seen other types into conspiracy theories too.
@@The_Noblesse Yes, it is.
They do love a conspiracy theory... Ummm it doesn't have to be that deep all the time
I think all conspiracy theories are crap, out of all his jokes this one I actually didnât get or feel like it was accurate.
All of this kind of screams "I'm not crazy or autistic! My mom had me tested..." - INTJ female here đââïž
Sheldon đ
But I thought he was an istj tho
True, my daughter is an INTJ and I thought she might be displaying early signs of autism when she was around 2 years, but then the pediatrician told me it was her personality... she was right. My daughter is 12 now
And even got tested many times
@@ga5957 thats crazy!!! Cuz my mom thought the same!!! Even I wondered if I was tooâŠ
"I wish I had a âDo Not Disturbâ sign for my life. Well, I guess I do; itâs just my face."
This sentence is literally ME.
-an INTJ.
As an INTJ I can so relate to DO NOT DISTURB face and I did tons of projects and final thesis in high school for money.
So did I.
Yeah, I (ENTP) made about 3k in total from doing assignments for people, and my ENTJ sister made even more. Think itâs an analyst thing?
I did some for school currency in middle school and nicotine in highschool
I almost got kicked out of college for that.
I wrote porn for money
*"CEO of a company that will buy your company and increase profits a hundred fold."*
I CACKLED THIS IS ACTUALLY SOMETHING I'D SAY WTH đđđ
Yeah, this and the waiter part are way too accurate đ±
Same as an intj i love to imagining the mountain ranges with a ton of subdivisions owned by me đ
i prefer the mitch hedberg response of "celebrating the 5-year anniversary of you asking me this question."
I would never say this, but I might think something similar. I have no interest in owning a company, but I love besting others.
I swear on every job interview I try really hard to resist the urge to say Iâll be the CEO of your company.
We still understand the convenances. đ
You guys are the best! And one of the very few types talking to actually isn't frustrating and boring. - ENTJ
Love ENTJs as well especially because I am also fairly extroverted so my development curve is always towards saying whats actually on my mind, just like an entj :)
Life would be so boring without us. Much love to all my fellow INTJs.
Nah... Begone Te
@- ambrose ok
@- ambrose At least weâre not an ISTJ
@- ambrose I wish I could say you're wrong but I went on a second date with an INTJ today and I was honestly dumbfounded lol. If I wasn't an NF type I probably would've walked out.
He went through his revisions on a presentation, gave me 2 chemistry lectures, gave me a demonstration of an alcohol burner, practically interrogated me about my field of study only to reflect his questions back on himself, and went through every single photo from a two week backpacking excursion with commentary and a story about a possible UFO encounter.
The way these videos are so accurate like I just...
@@whitneyd6827 Holy fuck I was stuck between ENTJ and INTJ now i know im an ENTJ lmaooo
*_Where are all the INTJs at?_*
Edit: the comment section always feels so relatable
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INTJ female here ! The board games , soooo accurate! I Love us! â€
Me as INTJ: my psychiatrist told me I should improve my empathy
Family and friends: really?? Don't say!!
to a friends " im not exactly social"
him " that tree is more social than you"
i mean fair enough. when he's right he's right.
"No wait, it's gone. Your face just ruined it." Actually me, every time I go hiking and see people.
Same but because I have social anxiety and just looking at people makes me stressed
I chuckled at this heartily - #Metoo ;)
This is hilarious. Whenever my classmates ask me to write their essays, I always respond with: âHow much are you willing to pay.â or âItâs gonna cost you.â Idk why they act so surprised whenever I put a price on my time.
lmao how could they expect you to write a frickin essay for free wtf, capitalism ftw cmon
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LMAO ME TOOđ
I used to do some for free. I was an idiot
"I Refuse" I felt at my very core lol
INTJ at the shop, I would have said : "Yeah, it's cool, the decoration is harmonious, they have a good selection of drinks and they tastes pretty nice, though they tend to have a little too much sugar. But it's too crowded. Can I go out now ? Please let me out. LET ME OUUUUT !!!"
"Well its coffee. They got that part right" lol
Nobody:
INTJs: *accurate*
-intj
Nobody:
INTJs: As an Intj...
If nobody said nothing, then everyone said something. -intj
INTJs hate meme format comments.
And most trendy cutesy shit.
echt114 yep, especially no one memes and plot twist meme formats, for they are the bane of my entire existence.
I do like dark, ironic or abstract memes though
You're not INTJ
I agree to having thought these sentences, I just donât say them out loud. Thereâs always this one person who wouldnât understand what Iâm trying to say and then thereâll come the dilemma of wether to reduce the entropy in his mind or save my precious energy.
At home I save energy. At work I have to make hard decisions.
Iâm scared of the backlash because in the past my âfriendsâ betrayed me and ganged up on me for being blunt
basically, because they were losing control over me and i started speaking my mind
i just want to survive social situations and be blunt with people i can afford to, like my parents
I learned this lesson the bad way. I just shut up and swallow my frustrationion
Yea same
Exactly. As blunt as we are, mature INTJs learn to play the game lol.
I was watching this, then I looked in the mirror. Frank really nails the INTJ expression man lol
Another relateble INTJ personality. We never want to lose on an arguement or in a debate.
It depends on how mature an INTJ person is and how evolved. If the other person lays out the bare facts and his or her logic is flawless to an INTJ, many INTJs would not only graciously accept "defeat", they would respect that person who beat them in an argument/debate and most of all, learn something new to increase their quest for knowledge. đ
âIâm actually having a relaxing and peaceful time out here. ...No wait, itâs gone, your face just ruined it.â đ€Ł
lets be real, it should have been "voice"
Somehow I just start loving INTJs
Gracia Matamoros why do you love is now
i love you too
Yeah, theyâre cute weirdos :)
Of course. We are adorable if you can endure past our salty exterior into our just as salty but also sweet interior.
Lana Mandala I have a friend of mine sheâs INTJ and sheâs sharp, but I learnt how to live with her savageness
lol "do not disturb sign is my face" is hilarious. As an INTJ female, when my "do not disturb face" is turned on, I get a good eye work out rolling them when someone says "you'd be really pretty if you smile" I also love the "you must be in task mode" comment from my husband when I'm totally absorbed in a task, he interrupts, and I look up with a complete Mr. Spock emotionless face which seems to intimidate him and causes him to quietly back out of the room.
So, I will be married for 35 years this year...what kind of guy can put up with an INTJ female for so long? My INFP husband, who I still don't totally get or understand LOL
I'm so jealous of all you INTJ's. You all are so awesome- (infp)
Thanks, but honestly, it sucks to be us.
Don't live with imagination unless you willing to make it a reality
@@anonygent why so? I'm intrigued
@@user-pk5pl7ox1e Never-ending rejection. I'm exaggerating, obviously, but not much. We stand outside of society, never quite fitting in, because of our high IQ, rational thought, and big picture thinking. We have few friends and even fewer romantic relationships. We seem eerie and offputting to "normal" people because we see patterns that make it seem like we're borderline psychic. We come off as cold and robotic even though we really aren't. Our faces hide rather than reveal emotions, and we apparently blink less than other people (the death stare). We have a tendency to be right, and a willingness to point out the truth that most people wouldn't dare, even if they knew it. None of these things are intentional, it's just the way we're built. But they make for a hard life.
@@anonygent speak for yourself. Doesn't suck to me.
"I just ignored this for 6 weeks and I came in to see what the doctor can do"
Whoops, I'm a medicine student and I feel offended, and... Can say this is accurate.
I don't really understand that part
@@alynnehira1794 it's like ignoring something that's going on in your body but only going to a doctor when it's become worse
@@alynnehira1794 The allopathic education that doctors undergo is controlled by the Illuminati.
Well I am a nurse and I do that alot I ignore it then when it get worse I go to the doctor
He said "doctor" because the vast majority are not real doctors only "medical doctors" which is not the same.
I'm an INFJ but I watch these videos just to see Frank James again and laugh
COOKIES :3 me2
Me too. Heâs so cute when he portrays different personalities too. Itâs like, omgosh he totally gets it! Iâm INFP tho. Iâm allowed to say these stuffs without malice?
@@angel_cat He's the funniest when he's being sarcastic, and that's 90% of the time hahaha
COOKIES :3 Idk about it being 90% sarcasm but I really like when his INFJ is showing-in all essence of that term. LOL. His videos are spot-on. I just wanna say keep up the good work.
I'm an infj that's dated multiple intjs and this is painfully accurate đ
My BF is an INTJ, and 90% of this was just things I hear him say on a weekly basis. đ
Me watching as an INFJ:
"Ohh yeah I can relate to some of these"
"How can you be so blunt and non-empathetic!" đŻ
missryecakes I just tell it as it is
@@belliejelli1642 I am like this too but only to people I know well (unless I believe someone is totally in the wrong and then I'll be blunt and share my honest opinion).
missryecakes well yeah duh, Iâm not just pointlessly rude. Honesty isnât an excuse to be an asshole. Iâm just assertive with calculation.
@@belliejelli1642 "Assertive with calculation." A very INTJ thing to say đ.
Intj have similar functions with us, that's why you can relate
So basically-INTJ is just a seriously pissed off INTP đ
Sorta, we don't like making mistakes and we don't like taking risks more so than any other type. So, from our perspective everyone else is crazy and stupid.
So INTP is my good side? đ€
We INTJs rarely get angry. And when we do, most of the time we don't realize it.
@@Ukitsu2 OK, I have to disagree
I get angry way to easily
Then again I'm still a teenager.
I'm an INTJ loving my life mostly. Sometimes I do get pissed, but everyone does I guess.
I just gotta say Frank James is a such a great actor and so knowledgeable on this subject...I really enjoy watching all the personality types. Ok, I love mine best (the tests say INFJ/INTJ almost 50/50 every time) but, FJ is sooooo funny I typically watch even the E personality types...just so darned interesting and amusing! Thanks Frank đ€Ł
As an enfp watching this makes me happy
As a male offensive, I find this to be INTJ.
This comment has so few likes, because only other INTJs understand how genious it is!
Truly INTJ joke.
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This joke should be on Rick & Morty
Do the 16 types as Baristas!
Objectivist INTJ OMG please!!!!!!!!
Iâm INTJ and I was a barista once. Ooh I wanted to strangle some people some days.
I am Intj, I worked as a barista for a year. I honestly canât say whether I hated the all the passive aggressive valley girls I worked with or the customers more. Tips were cool tho only reason I stayed lol
I fully support this!
An INTJ would never forget their luggage in a taxi
Well, unless s/he was thinking about something more important.
Wait until you get older and are busy with a million things at once with a million people asking you something at the same time.
INTJ actually slap you with an attitude; cynical, confidence and outrageous.
Me, an INTJ lady at Kohl's when someone mentions a nice Hugo Boss perfume: "No. Hugo Boss made Nazi uniforms." Things got serious way too quickly. The Illuminati comment reminded me of that instance lol. Even though it's true.
Omggg seriously I literally bought a bootle as gift đ
Oh but they looked SHARP. Evil but SHARP
Writing this comment after deleting it 4 times, INFJ here.
CZcams lets you edit your comments so you don't have to delete them! It's a nice feature for the INFJ.
So you already knew that you would delete the comment 4 times before you even wrote it?
But the (edited) thingy looks so bothersome :'c
Our close relative
I edit and then delete later half the time :)
He just doesnât show the end of the day when we cry alone like a wolf sobbing loudly. We need love, too.
as a infp, i can say, i absolutely adore all intj
INTJ is my favourite! I wish i had an INTJ friend
INFP
Hello
Hi we can be acquaintances
i have 2 infp bestfriends, quite fun hanging around with them but when they start talking abt heart and feeling shits damn feels like the end of the world
I actually have one.....but the thing is she's not my friend, she's literally my mom-
Lamp lmao
Haha. I can relate to that "I wish I have a 'Do not disturb' sign for my life. Well, I guess I do. Itâs just my face". Super real. INTJ here.
"I will run things smoothly and efficiently so I only have to work four hours a week"
âI wish I had a âDo Not Disturbâ sign for my life. Well, I guess I do; itâs just my face.â
I really relate to these đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł LOL
as an intj, this is a great way for me to boost my ego. thank you for proving the fact that I am the best personality type to grace this earth.
Thanks for showing the highlights of my life, careers, and relationships. I appreciate that you only showed the INTJ since any of the other personalities wouldâve just been a waste of time and energy that we wouldnât have concerned ourselves with anyhow.
Excuse you
Honey, that is not an INTJ, that's a Narcissistic Personality Disorder. There is a huge difference.
What the shit are you saying?
You need some serious treatment.
As an INTJ, I don't claim you.
@@ibtesammirza7325 As an INTJ, I don't think you understand sarcasm or humor. Please redirect your attention to someone that cares what you think.
Iâm an INFP dating an INTJ male and this is literally him omg
What are you two doing together? I didn't think this would be a good match. đ€ hmmm...., interesting
Kathy McDaniel Any mature type can make almost any other type compatible. In this case, the fact that both are introverted intuitives are enough. Both will respect space from each other and talk about abstract things. You see where this is going.
L̶a̶d̶y̶ Fox ĆŽĂžĆfĂŠ I'm sure INTJ and ENFP would be very compatible, as long as both can accept each other with some opposing differences. With both having intuitive dominance (Ne and Ni), and both having Te and Fi (just flipped in order), it can work out. Opposites do attract in this case :)
Same, girl! I'm an INFP and my date behaves and even looks like him, strong dark hair, big blue eyes.. especially with a suit on. How is your dating going so far?
@@ladyfoxwf1075 i have a close friend who is an ENFP-A and i also have an ex-friend who is an ENFP-T. I guess i match with an ENFP-A because i'm myself is an INTJ-A.
The first scene at the wedding just exposed me so muchâŠ.
I've said the first one in a moment of frustration.
- INTJ
Thereâs a bit too much truth to these. I remember when I broke my toe I went to the emergency room and when the doctor came in and asked what was wrong I said something along the lines of, âI have a broken toe, I just need you to go through the process of verifying so it can be wrapped properly and I can get crutches or a brace for it.â Iâll never forget the look on his face and he was even more amused when the X-ray came back. Very quick, efficient trip to the ER. đđ»đđ»
"I'd love to help, but I just found a condition which suits me better, so unfortunately I cannot be of assistance right now. Thank you, and have a nice day."
Lol. My husband is an INTJ. Our first date, we were strolling downtown a metro area in Missouri. I pointed out what I thought was a cozy Italian restaurant. "Yeah, but that restaurant is run by the mafia" he says stoically.đ "Mmm okay. You want to eat at PF Changs?"
Itâs run by the yamakazeâŠ
0:36 that was spot on for me, haha when Iâm on my break, none of whatâs happening at work itâs my business. When I clock out too. - INTJ
This video's comment section is our place to feel like we're at an ENT..'s party. Except we dont need to pretend we are social.
Now let's stare at commenters profile pics and assume their lifestyle
As ENFP im saying INTJ's are the cutest persons i've ever seen in my entire life đ
*blushes *looks down "Nu uh" *smiles a little
Thanks lol
As an INTJ, ENFPs are the most fun people ever.
*blushing*
Did she /he said cute !
"Oh well, who needs more than one pair of clothes anyways."
I feel attacked. lol
*gasp* INTJ would never forget their luggage in the taxi
Your portrayal is so good I can often tell it's my type before you even start talking
"this coffee House is run by the Illuminati" đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł LMAO
The hotel, travel, and wedding ones are so me. I survived two weeks of travelling in Spain with a backpackâŠI only brought 4 shirts and I still have no idea how I managed it
I'm dying with the truthfulness of this video
âThis coffee shop is run by the Illuminatiâ
This is so me. I can see the conspiracy in everything đ drives my ISTJ hubby crazy
well its true. i can proof it, if not i shut my mouth ^^
Just curious, do you think INTJ and ISTJ are a difficult match? Or rather preferable?
@@strangerthingstoday I am INTJ married 30 years now to an ISTJ. Works very well for us. We complement each other in many ways and somehow ground me. I know I can spend too much time âin my headâ. I have seen people calling ISTJ boring but being anything but boring myself it works well between us.
My husband is also likely an INTJ but won't take the test because what is a test going to tell him he doesn't already know...
My wife took quite some time figuring out that more than half the time I was smiling it was actually a sarcastic smile as a stand-in for a mean comment I had in my mind.
Oh shit. I hope mine doesn't ever find out.
My brother's an intj and he's simultaneously one of the most ruthless and goofy people I've ever met.
You forgot the apology one "I am sorry for the harshness of my words. If they weren't so accurate perhaps they would not be as hurtful." thats my favorite.
I can't believe this sketch came out on my birthday. As an INTJ, this is so accurate. I literally said to my mother "I refuse" when she asked me if I wanted to go out for my birthday.
I'm INTJ, my brother is INFP. We love these videos and we need more for all the types please.
âŠThis coffee house is run by the Illuminati â and we still bring that person to the place.
Took the test 2 times and I'm becoming more and more INTJ. What a revelation
Who needs more than one pair of clothes anyway đđđ I would be my reaction if I forgot my luggage in taxi) love from russian Intj âșïž
Finally someone comments on this. I agree. INTJ female.
Something Henry David Thoreau might have said and he may very well have been INTJ!
INTJ would never forget their luggage tho XD
@@ABurningCandle Indeed. It would be accecptable to wear one outfit, or variation of, to save time. All black of course.
I love fashion, clothes, and shopping. So I would just go buy some more
I didn't think I fit INTJ but I was watching this while my brother was next to me and he was like, "Yeah, thats you". Didn't know people saw me that way but some of these were relatable.
i love you all
~ an enfp