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  • @creadcharles
    @creadcharles Před 8 lety +133

    This is what I feel every time I go out. Observing the strange mating rituals of another species.

    • @IzobelSquires
      @IzobelSquires Před rokem +2

      This perfectly explains what’s going on in my head when i see people doing ridiculous shit for the purposes of getting laid.

  • @aFrantasia
    @aFrantasia Před 10 lety +82

    Stay classy England.

  • @LewisTheIndispensable
    @LewisTheIndispensable Před 9 lety +11

    'Regurgitate a mouth full of fish and chips' had me in stitches XD

  • @OccidentalHorizon
    @OccidentalHorizon Před 8 lety +54

    This is why I don't go outside much

  • @badteeth
    @badteeth Před 10 lety +30

    Haha can't believe we missed this one. "This female is so full of Stella"

  • @AlyMewGaming
    @AlyMewGaming Před 10 lety +45

    The beauty of life.

  • @ozzyzee1770
    @ozzyzee1770 Před 5 lety +4

    That tune at the end is banging!

  • @CHRISDABAHIA
    @CHRISDABAHIA Před 8 lety +7

    One of the best yet, probably because I'm a huge David Attenborough fan! Stupendous!

  • @FatRakoon
    @FatRakoon Před 5 lety +5

    "Consumes several times their weight in STELLA!"
    HAHAHA

  • @illegalsmirf
    @illegalsmirf Před 8 lety +29

    Welcome to England

  • @izzy3851
    @izzy3851 Před 8 lety +22

    Unfortunately, with media nowadays, we won't stop seeing scenes like these. I'm sure people have been this crazy, but only recently with cell phones and cameras everywhere are we seeing how messed up entire cities can get in one night. Enjoy life, just don't fly too close to the sun!

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT Před rokem

      With government encouraging people to poison themselves for the sale of lobbyist profit we will see more and mor eof this.

  • @xoio
    @xoio Před 10 lety +2

    "This male is in urgent need of a piss.." - Pure Gold! LOL :-D

  • @barrypraag5779
    @barrypraag5779 Před 10 lety +7

    Excellent "their testicles turn red" hilarious

  • @michaelcaplin8969
    @michaelcaplin8969 Před 7 lety +2

    Ok, this must be the best work of art I've ever seen! Cassetteboy, you have really made the grades!

  • @QuistJam
    @QuistJam Před 10 lety +25

    Hahahahahaaa, brilliant.

  • @kubakubanski6476
    @kubakubanski6476 Před 9 lety +31

    What's the music in the end?
    BTW: "male's sexual organs are no bigger than the grain of salt" made my day :-))

  • @DJChipsandGarlic
    @DJChipsandGarlic Před 8 lety +21

    fucking genius editing

  • @ifeelverygood
    @ifeelverygood Před 10 lety +5

    And then the next day they go "that was a bloody good night out"

  • @Shima33BB
    @Shima33BB Před 10 lety +4

    I missed this so bad.

  • @haudace
    @haudace Před 8 lety +7

    Attenborough is my god.

  • @rogelioyutube
    @rogelioyutube Před 8 lety +1

    one of the best narrations Ive heard!

  • @Mania497
    @Mania497 Před 9 lety +8

    Scroll down after watching comedy video.
    Suddenly discussion about politics! WUT!
    Welcome to youtube people!

  • @wefwefwef.
    @wefwefwef. Před 10 lety +1

    i really hope someone shows this to David Attenborough, its hilarious!

  • @TheEschwank02
    @TheEschwank02 Před 8 lety +2

    i love that song at the end.

  • @tridentmusic5570
    @tridentmusic5570 Před 9 lety +1

    Very well compiled. Unfortunately very well accurate too!

  • @iamtheoneandonly9361
    @iamtheoneandonly9361 Před 5 lety +3

    Heard this years ago but it's still as brilliant as it was back then.

  • @gamerhistorian7843
    @gamerhistorian7843 Před 7 lety +23

    Planet Earth: Modern Humans

  • @NIGHTMINER22
    @NIGHTMINER22 Před 9 lety +1

    I like that some clips are from itv2

  • @nO_d3N1AL
    @nO_d3N1AL Před 9 lety +63

    It's sad that a large number of people view "chavvy"/"lad" behaviour as being acceptable in modern society.

    • @semyondelaney
      @semyondelaney Před 9 lety +4

      ***** As long as they're not hurting anyone, I don't see a problem with it.

    • @nO_d3N1AL
      @nO_d3N1AL Před 9 lety +6

      Nameless Chief It's the mindset I'm referring to. The stereo-typically uneducated, low-IQ, sex-driven drunken behaviour

    • @semyondelaney
      @semyondelaney Před 9 lety +5

      ***** It's the drink that causes their IQ to drop, their sex drive to increase and them to act irrationally. Young people see going out and getting drunk as a good time, and it's always been like this throughout history. There is nothing we can or should do about it, as the Abolitionist movement has shown.BTW, does this lad culture include women as well?

    • @JohnBastardSnow
      @JohnBastardSnow Před 9 lety +3

      Nameless Chief Saying that it has always been like this throughout history is a bit inaccurate, considering that 12 000 years ago we we still hunter gatherers and our brains and psychological infrastructure is the same as it was then. I doubt they were drinking mindlessly and partying till the morning back then. There are many things that we can do to improve this both from the cultural standpoint and from the legal standpoint. Alcohol is one of the worst drugs out there, in terms of health consequences and psychological effects (it has more potential to make you aggressive and promotes stupid / dangerous decisions, etc). Yet, alcohol is one of the only drugs legally available to people. Weed, MDMA, LSD and other drugs are simply banned alongside with research of new potentially better drugs. Furthermore, there are some nootropic drugs that promote social behavior and increase confidence (by increasing verbal fluency and having anti-anxiety effects) and those drugs are legal, but almost nobody is aware or uses them. As for culture, admittedly I sometimes engage in a mindless stupid behavior, but I'm not proud of it. Many people are PROUD of it and actively promote the culture of stupidity and nonsense

    • @postmanpat2964
      @postmanpat2964 Před 6 lety +2

      Jon Wise Alcohol is not nearly as harmful as MD and weed. If you do MD every week you'll fuck yourself up: alcohol you're fine. Weed is a more difficult one however I do know a lot more people who have fucked up their prospects from smoking regularly and loosing all motivation and ambition.

  • @SudsMcWhiskey
    @SudsMcWhiskey Před 10 lety +7

    that baseline at the end

    • @Yopi69
      @Yopi69 Před 9 lety +1

      I need to know where to get it! It's dope

    • @sigertariens7120
      @sigertariens7120 Před 9 lety +3

      1a soundcloud.com/annefrankingmachine/giogiogio-rough-version-maxed

  • @uadgauddhf
    @uadgauddhf Před 7 lety +14

    Planet Earth 2: Cities.

  • @SamU_115
    @SamU_115 Před 10 lety +6

    Typical night out :D

  • @simon250505
    @simon250505 Před 10 lety +12

    Thank fuck you censored it xD

  • @WillSilk
    @WillSilk Před 10 lety +3

    Nicely done.

  • @broniuksantanuks6605
    @broniuksantanuks6605 Před 5 lety +1

    Help! I can't stop laughing!

  • @jigmesam
    @jigmesam Před 10 lety

    Love your work, CB.

  • @WeWantYouToStay
    @WeWantYouToStay Před 10 lety

    Deserve more subs, makes absolutely quality, hilarious vids

  • @BIackMoonCGI
    @BIackMoonCGI Před 10 lety

    Bloody brilliant chap.

  • @MCProElite
    @MCProElite Před 9 lety

    Brilliant. Just Brilliant

  • @george52066
    @george52066 Před 10 lety

    I'm glad you take your time to mark good quality vids

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo Před 10 lety +5

    Classic CassetteBOY.

  • @Richardcld
    @Richardcld Před 9 lety

    Love this track, I must find the album out

  • @stevewip3out
    @stevewip3out Před 10 lety +1

    David Attenborough at his best. Love it

  • @plan7a
    @plan7a Před 10 lety

    :D - Another good job and very true to life too. Well done!

  • @EuroMIX2
    @EuroMIX2 Před 8 lety +10

    So. Full. Of. Stella.

  • @MarcoSilvamctrol
    @MarcoSilvamctrol Před 10 lety +5

    The British know how to have fun. And I'm glad I've learned it well whilst having fun in that lovely island!

    • @ElCaPiTaNelalelu
      @ElCaPiTaNelalelu Před 9 lety

      Actually you had fun ON an island, as long as you didn't dug a deep hole and had fun by your self my dear.

    • @MarcoSilvamctrol
      @MarcoSilvamctrol Před 9 lety

      MaNy thaNks. FrOm NOw ON
      will Never fOrget I
      had fuN ON
      aN islaNd!
      !!!!!!!!!
      !!!!!

  • @monkeymimi123
    @monkeymimi123 Před 10 lety

    this is actually amazing.

  • @combatking0
    @combatking0 Před 10 lety

    Brilliant!

  • @matthewbentley794
    @matthewbentley794 Před 9 lety +1

    This was filmed in my home town :( its not always like that...

  • @RaudiA4
    @RaudiA4 Před 10 lety

    Awesome!

  • @maikenzupancicdanko9377
    @maikenzupancicdanko9377 Před 7 lety +1

    I lost it at 'no bigger than a grain of salt' , i just fucking lost it

  • @Emotion22
    @Emotion22 Před 10 lety

    you've made my day :)

  • @1800sho
    @1800sho Před 10 lety

    Brilliant

  • @MrBoogieDavis
    @MrBoogieDavis Před 9 lety

    That's so good.

  • @Pogmeister1985
    @Pogmeister1985 Před 10 lety

    This is funny as love it

  • @TheAndrewcotton
    @TheAndrewcotton Před 10 lety

    Another QUALITY remix.......
    Nice one Cassetteboy

  • @TVShowsPlaylists
    @TVShowsPlaylists Před 10 lety

    LOL! Brilliant

  • @GideonGleeful95
    @GideonGleeful95 Před 10 lety +2

    Ooh, here's a suggestion: Cassetteboy vs Strictly Come Dancing!

  • @brokenscart7989
    @brokenscart7989 Před 8 lety +83

    Clubbing looks ridiculous with no music hah

    • @StephanieJ950
      @StephanieJ950 Před 6 lety +20

      brokenSCART looks ridiculous with it aswell

  • @Abominatrix650
    @Abominatrix650 Před 10 lety

    Clever and funny!

  • @waRraFug
    @waRraFug Před 10 lety

    maybru this was fucking legendary!

  • @g0tBlunt
    @g0tBlunt Před 10 lety +2

    Whats the song at the end??

  • @Zvrss
    @Zvrss Před 10 lety

    This is quality

  • @normieville594
    @normieville594 Před 10 lety

    digging the actual animal sound clips

  • @davidanderson3586
    @davidanderson3586 Před 10 lety

    Very clever and funny :-)

  • @ningus
    @ningus Před 9 lety

    Big up the Colchester Town night out

  • @willmakesvids
    @willmakesvids Před 7 lety

    Ones and twos !!!

  • @AlisanUgur
    @AlisanUgur Před 10 lety +1

    yo that outro song is chill as shit

  • @Neokosmos
    @Neokosmos Před 7 lety

    Anybody knows the title of the song at the end ?

  • @kubakubanski6476
    @kubakubanski6476 Před 10 lety

    I just can't stop laughing because of 0:37! LOL.

  • @OlliTehGod
    @OlliTehGod Před 10 lety +1

    I can't believe Cassetteboy vs The Bloody Apprentice got blocked due to copyright, it's complete bull shit, it was my favourite one :(

  • @theSweedio
    @theSweedio Před 10 lety

    fucking brilliant

  • @karoblazenko
    @karoblazenko Před 9 lety

    ahhh man my jaws hurt
    oh oh

  • @user-pv4hx8hs3f
    @user-pv4hx8hs3f Před 8 lety +1

    Happy B day dave

  • @LeoTM
    @LeoTM Před 9 lety

    Hahaha yesss

  • @fredg8199
    @fredg8199 Před 8 lety +1

    Once again have hit the part of youtube that has forced me to ask myself "WTF am I doing with my life?"

  • @Jabulani97
    @Jabulani97 Před 9 lety

    Genius.

  • @joannaedssay5988
    @joannaedssay5988 Před 5 lety +1

    Mating before dating websites 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @getdrinking
    @getdrinking Před 10 lety

    Lmfao. Genius.

  • @dronespace
    @dronespace Před 10 lety

    Genius

  • @paianis
    @paianis Před 6 lety +1

    Of course it's on itv.

  • @WeesnoosProductions
    @WeesnoosProductions Před 8 lety

    please please please tell me you're going to release that track at the end.

  • @iangpark
    @iangpark Před 10 lety +1

    My thoughts when I see this: Oh god.

  • @willch1337
    @willch1337 Před 10 lety +2

    Just wondering, are we gonna see some new content soon?
    I absolutely love your stuff!!

  • @mrroberts2398
    @mrroberts2398 Před 10 lety

    Great , cassette boy outdone himself. Attenborough is a legend

  • @joeclay9683
    @joeclay9683 Před 9 lety +60

    this is why i stay in more, so i don't associate with people like this

    • @freedomordeath89
      @freedomordeath89 Před 8 lety +2

      +joey clay wow..you are such a better person!
      Happy now? Do you feel better? DO you feel realized?
      I hate people like you so much..so judgmental..so bigot...what's YOUR problem if they like drinking and partying like that? Are you the arbiter of how people needs to have fun? I'm not like them too but I don't act like I am superior nor I despise drinking and partying some times.
      Fuck off, live and let live. DOn't judge and do what makes YOU happy.

    • @joeclay9683
      @joeclay9683 Před 8 lety +29

      Johnny what's wrong with wasting their life by getting drunk and wasting money on alcohol instead of something useful?? you serious. these people are a disgrace because they waste their lives by getting pissed every night, getting into fights or causing a disturbance or trying to shag a tart who has a std/sti, then waking up with a huge headache, everyday. and the mess that happens afterwards isn't worth it. you seriously okay with drunks roaming the street every night and harassing anyone who walks past them. you must be stupid or ignorant.
      and how am i a bigot? bigot is when your being racist. i'm white and so are they so i'm not being a bigot. seriously learn what words are before you use them. you are clearly butthurt over this. how can you be okay with how people act when it gets dark. it's embarrassing. and i'm expressing an opinion, not commanding everyone to stop. i live in a small town where when it gets dark, all the drunk chavs come out and start terrorizing the streets. i've travelled alot and i can say no-where else is this the case (except spain, but that's because of the british tourists).

    • @Adam-nb6im
      @Adam-nb6im Před 4 lety +7

      @@freedomordeath89 Lol I know this is 4 years old but I hope you're able to now look back on this comment and see how much of a twat you sound.

    • @sparrow4852
      @sparrow4852 Před 3 lety

      @@Adam-nb6im Damn, and you share my name. Please imagine I bought you the next pint of beer you drink.

  • @robertomarquardt7733
    @robertomarquardt7733 Před 10 lety

    whats the name of the last track?

  • @Guitareben
    @Guitareben Před 10 lety

    Brillint

  • @ekmad
    @ekmad Před 10 lety

    classic

  • @rastagorilla
    @rastagorilla Před 10 lety

    What program was it

  • @pepelviskywalker
    @pepelviskywalker Před 8 lety

    I just can't stop laughing

  • @johnpeters3874
    @johnpeters3874 Před 8 lety

    And that is just a typical Monday night, wait until Friday pay-day

  • @DarkAsSilver
    @DarkAsSilver Před 10 lety

    160743 veiws and no comments? Are they blocked or getting deleted?

  • @ItsKapow
    @ItsKapow Před 9 lety

    This is genius!

  • @BitSmallX3
    @BitSmallX3 Před 10 lety

    'bout right XD

  • @FatRakoon
    @FatRakoon Před 5 lety

    Oh shit... Im pissing myself laughing at the end of this, and the wife has just screamed downstairs cos its almost half past 2 in the morning and Im wailing like a banshee!

  • @melvin_milton
    @melvin_milton Před 9 lety +4

    1:03 lol it's dawn of the dead

  • @gwak4299
    @gwak4299 Před 10 lety +3

    "...These are called "Boobie birds"

  • @ibrahima9894
    @ibrahima9894 Před 10 lety

    Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @RampartDesign
    @RampartDesign Před 10 lety

    Great idea dude! Just think it's not quite up to your usual quality and it ends too abrupt. Had me laughing in places!!