How to pick your favorite marble team: 2021 Edition
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- The long awaited sequel. Don't worry, I've included ALL of the teams this time. Even the teams I didn't want to talk about. We welcome a new team and send off a couple others. All I know is that I don't have to stress about these qualifiers because my #OOOOOOOOOOOOOO'rangers got that 2 spot locked up from 2020.
00:00 Intro
00:40 Pinkies
01:17 Minty Maniacs
02:00 Hazers
02:29 Team Primary
03:07 Rojo Rollers
03:24 Thunderbolts
03:58 Savage Speeders
04:40 Midnight Wisps
05:11 Team Galactic
05:38 Team formerly known as the Jawbreakers
06:59 Team formerly known as the Hornets
07:25 Bumblebees
07:51 Team Momo
08:19 Jungle Jumpers
08:57 Raspberry Racers
09:26 Oceanics
09:56 Limers
10:30 Crazy Cats' Eyes
11:05 Gliding Glaciers
11:32 Kobalts
12:22 Turtle Sliders
12:42 Indigo Stars
13:03 Snowballs
13:24 O'rangers
14:01 Balls of Chaos
14:32 Chocolatiers
15:03 Solar Flares
15:36 Shining Swarm
16:15 Mellow Yellow
16:32 Green Ducks
17:02 Outro
I hope John Oliver's bit last year made people come back for this year to watch an exciting #MarbleLeague2021.
Follow me on Twitter: ThesaurusDinos1
Kinda dumb that Twitter doesn't really alert you if your tag goes beyond the character limit and just places a 1 at the end.
Suggest something in the comments if I fail to get the entire prediction right, and beg the marble gods that the Speeders collapse.
Step One: Choose Midnight Wisps.
Step Two: Be upset whenever that damn Orange team wins.
This applies to every team.
Especially when the cheers are on.
@@lightleader1309 The most hated team cheer that I know.
those damn solar flares
I think it's poetic that the team Midnight Wisp fans, including me, hate the most is a bright orange ball.
Me, a Savage Speeders fan after watching this: "Are we the baddies?"
it's a stange season when the speeders AREN'T in the top 5 overall
@@alienworm1999 yea its so strange that its never happened!
We are, but that's okay, because this is real life
And evil always wins
@@santiagomomo8378 I mean my favourite team isn't the Speeders but they're one of my favourite teams
Having a winning identity dosen't make us evil. We just chose to have fun, watching the league xD
You really had to play Block Pushing with the Hazers. You dare.
Hazers with block pushing has the same vibe as team primary with relay
@@memexpert hazers with block pushing is just like pinkies in anything
God that play was so pathetic, I couldn't help but die inside a little as a Hazers fan
@@memexpert I'm hoping this will be a good year for them and that they're going to pop their heads in for their fans and doubters.
3 16ths in a row in block pushing :D….. :/…….. ;/
As a Raspberry Racers fan, I have traditionally found the O’Rangers and their rather… audible… followers #OOOOOOOOOObnoxious. But I like the idea that we can respect each other as fellow fruit-based franchises!
I love the SHADE in this comment
Same here, even though I don't want O'Rangers to win, I'd rather have them win than the Savage Speeders.
Only thing I hate more than the Racers and Rangers is those damn Speeders
I’ve always felt the exact same ever since 2017
Respect Orangers for their fruity similarities? What is your opinion on the limers?
I never knew my favorite team were Sith Lords lol. May the empire live on!
Speeders > Orangers
I do like the dark side.. 👀
(Plays Darth Vader theme) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*plays duel of the fates incredibly loud*
Oceanics: sucks in water, dominates on ice
Snowballs: sucks on ice... have they ever even been in a water event?
Better analogy:
Oceanics: sucks
Snowballs: sucks
@@ewoly5 as an oceanics fan this hits too close to home
Gliding Glaciers too, they were absolutely gods in 2021, when the ML was hosted in a place based off Egypt/Iraq, and yet they failed mega-hard during the 2018 Winter ML
If just counting main marble league, their only water appearance was in the 2016 water race. And they failed to even make it down the track.
This man is the Urinating Tree of Marble Sports. I didn’t realize there was a niche for it, nor that I needed it in my life, yet here we are.
green ducks will rise once again, you''ll see
Yes they will. GO DUCKS
Yeah the ducks! All the way! #Quackattack
Well this didn’t,t age well
@@captainsquishy4911 or did it?
@@TheJedinator13 wow that was the worst timing lol
Coming back to this:
- 50% correct guessing rate
- Midnight Wisps Wha’ happun?
- Solar Flares moved into the house and jumped straight to the basement.
- JJ’s...... Nevermind.
- BoC just isn’t Tampa enough to win a trophy.
- Limetime is now Primetime
- Pinkies consistent as always
- Indigo Stars.... I don’t know why I find them so forgettable.
- Gliding Glaciers reanimated from the dead and didn’t do very impressive. Wait.... they’re the marble version of the Winnipeg Jets!
- Oh yeah and BRING BACK MY GOLDEN ORBS!!!!! #GOLDSTANDARD
Bring back quiksilvers
-Oceanics...... At least you still have the Winter Special to drown (pun intended) your sorrows
The RRs also rolled themself into the Marble League. I’m not hopeful but I want to see them succeed.
@ROBERT MONTGOMERY Hopefully they’ll be the 2017-2018 version of the Jets.
Bring back Black Jacks!
Being a Team Momo fan is being addicted to the high of watching overall score placements rather than medals
The Green Ducks? Well that's bold to say the least-
As a Speedster:
With such an in-your-face name, and a highly contrasting colour scheme on our jerseys, of course it's hard not to be perceived as having an attitude, to say the least. And I will admit that yes, we might in fact be the baddies.
And you know what? I revel in us being the baddies! We're here to win the races, not to win fans. If other teams don't like that, sucks to be them!
And sure, the rest of you might not like us, but you damn well need us. Because with us as the antagonists, nay, the villains to beat, we are the ones being set up as the challenge your heroes must overcome in order to truly be heroes. We allow for your underdog team (doesn't matter which team I'm talking about, you're all underdogs compared to us) to tell their story of triumph. We turn sports into a tale of great deeds and villainy, a tale as old as humanity itself!
And the O'Rangers are the John Cena of marble racing. Clean-cut, family-friendly, bo-ring. I'd rather root for the Snowballs.
The O'Rangers are equally as evil empire as you guys. It's like you guys are Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos slugging it out for the title of richest man, while every other team is struggling in the dirt.
@@plasmakitten4261 Oh, you are very much correct, which only makes the John Cena comparison more apt.
I still remember when, in 2011, he tried to give CM Punk the old "yeah, I may be an underdog, but don't underestimate me" spiel, and Punk is "You are a 13 time WWE champion, you're not an underdog. You're a dynasty, you are the New York Yankees."
O'rangers fans pretending they're not the same dynasty that the Speeders are, gives off that exact same vibe as Cena did.
We Speedsters, on the other hand, gives a "We're evil and we know it" vibe, which at least is more honest. >:)
Can I like this twice?
@@JammySammy9934 I'll keep your second like in my heart.
BRUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
As one of seven rollers fans, I am happy to say that we actually qualified for once. Believe me, I didn’t expect it either
And as one of five Kobalts fans, I wish you luck in 2021.
So uh, at least you got some marble content to watch?
yeah r.i.p ROJ
@@user-ky5eh5gv5p hey, at least you guys won the showdown.... whatever that's worth
As a Minties fan, I'm glad to see how the qualifiers go with no stress. As a guy who lost a bet at the end of M1 and is an Indigo Stars fan until June first, I am just shocked that you have us qualifying. I don't even have us qualifying
As the other guy who lost a bet at the end of M1 and is henceforth an Indigo Stars fan (if you'll excuse the logo) until whenever the f**k I decide, I thank you for predicting us to qualify. For me personally, it's a 50/50 shot.
@@AbsentHumans I actually redid my picks this morning. I have us making it now, although we still finished in I think 12th
Thesaurus probably forgot the stars existed when he made the list.
@@carnivore0564 13th*. At least you can say you had glory for 1 event?
With this the stars escape the dubious "honor" of being among the few teams that havent appeared inside the top 5. Now only Jungle Jumpers, Bumblebees, Kobalts, Turtle Sliders, and Solar Flares
@@user-ky5eh5gv5p And a bunch of retired teams. Also I'm not a Stars fan anymore. I'm Minty at my core. The Indigo Stars thing was a bet I lost
3:07
The tables have turned.
As a CCE fan, your reminder of the HOST CURSE def has me worried, but fingers crossed, I think we can #ReverseTheCurse #EyesOnThePrize
Dude.
You *murdered* Marbula One, making this probably the most hyped Marble League so far. Even if you *do* tank, you've done your job as hosts. Very, VERY proud of you guys.
lol rojo rollers qualified
go crazy cats eyes
Couple bold predictions there. I for one am glad the Minties auto Qualified. The first half of M1S2 was brutal. Even if we rallied and had a couple good races near the end it’s enough to shake confidence.
Ok so Thesaurus got 6 out of 12 of the DNQs right. Balls of Chaos ✅, Snowballs ✅, Turtle Sliders ✅, Kobalts ✅, Limers ❌, Pinkies ✅, Thunderbolts ❌, Chocolatiers ❌, Shining Swarm ❌, Bumblebees ✅, Rojo Rollers ❌, Green Ducks ❌
I’m getting “the hater’s guide to Jelle’s Marble Runs” vibes hahaha
13:03
Are the Snowballs the new Oceanics?
@Danley Raymond Snowballs and Oceanic are separate teams now
If climate change continues than yes
@@JammySammy9934 Underrated
I loved how u said "I know all 8 of you Jawbreaker fans aren't to keen on this decision.. but it happens all the time"
D:
Mah Sand Rally tho
Yet another person pressed about the resilience of Pinkies fans, because we aren't jumping from supporting our team to the next big thing whenever our team does poorly. I was a Pinkies fan from the very first 2016 Marble League event, and I will be a Pinkies fan till I die, and that's a pinky promise. And when Pinkies wins 2022 Marble League, you will regret ever sleeping on us.
I love how you compare my favorite team to the Galactic Empire from star wars. Thank you, I couldn't have said it better myself. LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE! GO SAVAGE SPEEDERS!
I've been a CCE boy for years. *Years.* When you said we were in for the long haul you weren't kidding but THIS TIME WE HAUL IT ACROSS THE FINISH LINE FOR GOLD.
Thunderbolts will NQ? It will be historical, because they are one of the only 6 teams (alongside Savage Speeders, O'Rangers, Mellow Yellow, Oceanics and Team Galactic) which take part to all the editions of Marble League from 2016 'til now.
Now only 4 remain.
Speeders, NOrangers, Mellow Yellow and Thunderbolts.
Go Thunderbolts! I feel something special about this season!
I think these 4 will keep qualifying for a while now. Although if I am being honest, I can see an ML without O'rangers. They simply are not the titans they used to be
Awesome analysis!! When a friend (o’rangers fan) got me into racing, he shared the disgust for the savage speeders with me. I went with the raspberry racers…talk about heartbreaking. Maybe I’ll just go crazy cats eyes!
Thanks for the reference to Star Wars for the Savage Speeders you make me love them even more.
Teams I think will DNQ:
17th: Chocolatiers
18th: Jungle Jumpers
19th: Shining Swarm
20th: Balls of Chaos
21st: Bumblebees
22nd: Thunderbolts
23rd: Rojo Rollers
24th: Pinkies
25th: Gliding Glaciers
26th: Turtle Sliders
27th: Snowballs
28th: Limers
Do the Limers have to be 28th ....
@Maselgames Actually they're part of the qualifiers It was announced that the qualifiers would be 2 groups of 14 because the Gliding Galaciers and Solar Flares joined
I got Jungle Jumpers, Balls of Chaos, Bumblebees, Pinkies, Turtle Sliders, and Snowballs correct. Looks like I slept on the Thunderbolts there, the Chocolatiers somehow made it in, maybe I gave the Gliding Glaciers too low of a chance, Shining Swarm surprised me, the Rojo Rollers finally ended their streak of failing to qualify...
AND THE LIMERS? ARE BACK?
@@cooperc69420 limers qualified
@@TheKweenII_09 that's what I meant in my reply to my own comment lol
I am old enough to have been a marble fanatic as a kid back when they were popular. We used to play marbles every recess. My favourite marbles have always been the cat's eyes. 'Nuff said.
But man they are a crazy team to follow.
I spent the whole video waiting for you to rip my favorite team a new one, but was pleasantly surprised when you predicted positive things for Team MOMO. You’re right! This is their year! And I’m psyched for it!
boy they fell of the season in 6th
i dont know how it started but o'rangers caught my eye when i first watched it some years back. im sticking through with it
I love how he used Mars for The Savage Speeders because John Williams music is the exact same thing but costs money
Bumblebees combines with the hornets. Just like when Team Momo and Team Primary got combined to be Team Momary.
Seems like some teams that havent been in the marble league for years has finally got a chance to see the light and not the basement. Can't wait to see what they can do :)
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH HE'S BACK!!!
As a Team Galactic Fan, I'm a bit worried that the Solar Flares are being added as another space themed team. I just don't want it to turn into a Bumblebees/Hornets situation. No clue how they'll do, but if they start embarrassing team Galactic, that's gonna feel real bad man.
I wouldn't worry my man, even if one of them gets replaced, the Solar Flares surely would due to galactic having much history and being statistically better.
I don’t think the Solar Flares are really space themed, their just sun themed
@@JammySammy9934 Suns are galactic bodies. Starry is a sun. Pulsar is a form of collapsed sun, as is Quasar.
@@Pinstar still, I don’t think they’ll get rid rid of team Galicia because they JUST hosted last years league
@@JammySammy9934 *galactic
I'm just gonna tell myself Bolt only lost because he had his mind on all those dumplings. I'm going to cry.
Yes, I want the all fruits to end on the podium, but more than anything I want the speeders to bite it!
As a Thunderbolts fan, I think we can all agree that seeing the Speeders fall hard would be a game changer.
hey Thesaurus, didja know no auto-qualifying team has ever won the Marble League the subsequent year? That rules out my Speeders, your O'rangers, the Maniacs and the CCEs. Who do you think will win this year then?
THUNDERBOLTS!!!
Raspberry Racers are looking strong this year. I think they might finally be back to the form they had a couple of years ago, and have a decent chance of a podium.
I wanna see Rojo Rollers qualify just to see Thesaurus react to it
AND THEY DID.
They did it, congrats, you got your wish :)
They did along with the LIMERS hoping for Snowballs
@@gwenandjigvlogs1120 Snowlols
My prediction for non qualifiers:
Pinkies, Chocolatiers, Snowballs, Team Primary, Bumblebees , Limers, Mellow Yellow, Turtle Sliders, Kobalts, Shining Swarm, Team Momo, Indigo Stars.
We’ll see
i'm hoping Kobalts do qualify
(as a savage speeders fan)
@@djlani.868 this didn't age well
Fun fact: Indigo Stars
Being a Savage Speeders fan from day 1, I feel attacked by your comments on the team. Hecc, one of my childhood friends is an O'rangers fan and we get along very well. But it's fun to pick one and stick to it.
#SpeedIsKey
EDIT: you hard predicted that mellow yellow would go up from here. And what did you know, your prediction was absolutely spot on... They won! I think I should make a video of me downing a 20 oz bottle of Mello Yello in one sitting!
i just laughed it off
and yes Orangers are a great rival but
they haven't been promising lately
Balls of chaos bros, always united
Well guess you can unite in the showdown. There needs to be a team based off the imperium of man before boc are any good
3rd place in Marbula One should give the Green Ducks the confidence to qualify. Really hope you're wrong there!
I hope they switch the format of Marbula 1 back to the first season the whole teams not qualifying for the race was kind of disappointing maybe they can do the same as Marble League where the bottom 3-4 are up for replacement and a qualifier race is held to see who will be in the next season so that way they aren’t trying to stuff everyone into the field at once.
Hello! Will you make a video about the unqualified teams in Marble League 2021? I love your videos and I hope you can do that one!
tes
Dat Speeders Musical Cue
Snowballs are the new oceanics, i guess
SPOILERS AHEAD
Mellow yellow won marble league 2021
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@ThesaurusDinosaurus favorite youtuber by far
-ceanics
Memexpert NOceanics
@@literallyafrog5716 bruh they won the winter special. they have redeemed themselves
As a Pinkies fan, I have yearly heart attacks during the qualifiers. Last year, I actually died. Please don't kill me this year.
Yay I have to live again
As a Momo fan, I feel you.
I’ve been a raspberry racer fan forever and I respect you as a fruit team follower 😁
You Have the Thunderbolts WHAT!?
My favorite team. Laughed at. Laughed at in the first minute. We are the Cleveland Browns. We are the Baltimore Orioles. We are the Buffalo Sabres. I get what it means to be a fan of a godawful organization now.
I mean... he's not wrong
This man actually may have predicted the Momo podium finish and I'm actually loving it
Ayyyyyyy he's back
Thunderbolts and team momo are qualified I'm happy🙃
As a savage speeder fan I have one thing today YOU CANNOT STOP THE SPEEDERS
Glad to see the Hazers getting some respect
Goodbye JMRC, thanks for everything. Oh, hi Dion. Thanks for nothing
I'm sorry but Team Momo is not a bad team! They conquer the 6th-8th place slot!
I love watching this stuff late
As a Seattle fan, I felt the Seahawks and Supersonics comparisons in my very soul.
I'm a Green Ducks fan personally
2019 - Hell yeah they pretty much obliterated every competition
2020 - Bit of a burn-out, I think they got too cocky from their first year and underestimated how much everyone would rise to the challenge
Marbula 1 - They attempted to put up a solid challenge and definitely delivered, Billy especially. Just need to learn to handle those chicanes.
2021 - Glad to see they qualified. Did awful on the waves but came back strong with the balancing. Hoping they'll keep that same attitude they had with the balancing all throughout the competitions this year holds.
I don't get why you rate the thunderbolts so poorly. They're a solid midfield team that often competes for medals.
A couple days before the big show. You just got CLOWNED by the Rojo Rollers and Thunderbolts to be honest. And I suspect that this is gonna be a big show for them. But let’s see.
Well, Thunderbolts are doing pretty well so far! There's a big bunch up towards the top of the standings, and we're right at the back of it. We keep turning in solid performances and we might be looking at a podium!
I think Clem carried the team in the Marbula One races. As far as the Marble League goes O'Rangers seem to start off strong in the first heat and fizzle out in the second. I think it might be time for a new coach based on their performance. 🟠🧡🟠
LET'S GO SAVAGE SPEEDERS!!!!!!!!
Yessir
As a momos fan, I hope they get at least top 5
Will forever be with my boys from the jungle. JJs for life
Sometimes I forget how badly the O'rangers went full Atlanta on everyone
Also, I think the closer comparison to the Balls of Chaos would be the Raiders
>Sometimes I forget how badly the O'rangers went full Atlanta on everyone
I never forget
@@ThesaurusDinosaurus How did it feel to have the O'rangers getting knocked out by the Oceanics in a water event?
@@Hawkmanuno ML2020 vibes
@@Hawkmanuno smh snowlols
As a pinkies fan since 2017 I hope that you are wrong
You poor man, godspeed.
I strive to have your level of perseverance.
There’s one thing I despise more than the Savage Speeders and that’s the O’Rangers. But maybe that’s because I root for the Mariners in real life and the Speeders and Rangers are like the Dodgers and Yankees.
Yo same! Shoutout to being over .500 this close to the ASG.
Even as a Speedster, I understand your hatred. Though just remember, there is probably no more significant moment in baseball, than when Edgar Martinez hits that double and Griffey jr. runs it in to beat those Yankees.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🧡
It’s strange that I am a Speeders fan yet also a Seahawks fan. On one hand I absolutely despise the patriots but on the other I love the speeders. At least we’re not exactly like the patriots were. We have our down years (marbula 1 season 2 rapidly did not understand that he needed to not finish last for us to do good) and we didn’t win another marble league for 4 years
Sigh
You got Silver in m1s2, you never placed below the top 5
Well the real deciding question is are you a Yankees fan.
Omg i dont even know there are teams called turtle sliders and solar flares until i saw this.
Thank you, i guess?
OH MY GOD IS THIS URINATINGTREE FOR MARBLES?! I LOVE THIS
I will root for the new team, Solar Flares, and the Crazy Cat's Eyes because my friend's cats are rooting for this team this year.
How should I feel
I’m a wisp fan and it’s the first year we have not qualified and I don’t know how to field
A fellow orangers fan!! Wasgood ma brotha! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
love your videos
lemonlime did well in the practice race but yea… im not expecting anything from the limers this year :/
I mean we could NOT get last in the qualifiers
Because we'd get 2nd to last
@@lemonlime3827 this aged well
I'm a speeders fan LMAO. See you when they repeat.
#speediskey
Sand Rally, Marbula One, and Marble League *are* top-flight tournaments. Don't insult the excellence of CCE's dominance by stating otherwise.
Funny anime waifu catgirl team
Team graveyard
Quickslivers
Thunderbolts 2018 bolta bolto bolty boltu
Minty maniacs from 2018-2019
The retired but came back in 2020
2020
Jawbreakers and hornets retire
Jawbreakers died 1.75 times (.7t because 3 out of their 4 members were replaced from 2016-2017).
Choosing the Thunderbolts, to DNQ? I’ll become a limers fan if they don’t qualify.
@Maselgames It’s not happening. There’s a 0% chance the Bolts DNQ.
@@navythekobaltsfan664 then how do you explain the Kobalts logo and name
3:14 bet ya their 5 th is no t coming rojo rollers
this did not age well
If you’re wondering who I got DNQ for this season, R.I.P. Chocolatiers, Indigo Stars, Jungle Jumpers, Kobalts, Limers, Mellow Yellow, Pinkies, Raspberry Racers, Rojo Rollers, Snowballs, Team Primary, and Turtle Sliders. Can’t wait to see you trash the Limers.
I would be shocked if we (Primary) qualify. We do our best to be irrelevant every year.
yo nordique!
Limers are back baby 😍😍🟩🟩
Wait. The jawbreakers and hornets are gone?
Yep
Replaced by the solar flares and gliding glaciers
@@ChristopherColaGaming yes, gliding glaciers' return
@@ChristopherColaGaming its you again. a
So, does the Yinzer get royalties for this?
ooooooooooooooooooooooceanics
OOOOOOOOOOOO shit
Well, Rojo Uno did well in the practice race, so maybe there’s a small hope of them qualifying? Not getting my hopes up though
Same goes for the Indigo Stars
@@joshcohen29 qualified this year 🥳
@@joshcohen29
Wait hold up...
ANOTHER INDIGO STARS FAN
I’m in aw that I’m not the only one
@@literallytheonlyindigostar4539 um really sorry to disappoint lmao but I don't support them, I was only pointing out that they won the practice race
@@joshcohen29
I am alone...
I will be rooting for the new team right along with my main team oceanics
So…uhh…..did you had a third option?
yeah about that.
those two places dead last in 2021. (I count the showdown as ranking the rest of the the teams that DQ'd 17th-28th).
@@user-ky5eh5gv5p 🤦
@@JammySammy9934 sadly no
Ok, wow, a LOT of information. I think that the green ducks will qualify
In the last qualifying spot .
Nah, I think they'll do alright for the qualifiers. The Limers will probably take the last spot though since that's par for the course for them.
@@SirChubbyBunny Despite me being a Limer fan I have to agree its our duty
and limers qualified above green ducks
Momo is killing it so far. Lets not stop at 3 medals
With the turtle sliders
I’m offended with something that I 100% agree with
17:32
So you also played the qualifying prediction game, eh?
Well, I'll tell you how you did: Pretty good.
Of the 12 guesses, exactly half of them were correct+
Dino: *about the Hazers* ..with solid runs to the top.
The video: *shows Hazers placing 16th*
the accuracy of those qualification predictions - exactly 50%. The same as blind guessing lol
on the other hand, the Ducks and Chocolatiers only qualified because 24 points made the cut in their Group, whereas the Jumpers and Whisps got 25 points and failed to qualify in their Group due to stronger competition.
8:00 why must you replay such a gruesome injury to Momomomo