Twilight Tik Toks that prevented Jacob from imprinting on Renaissance
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- čas přidán 11. 11. 2020
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Episode 17 is about Twilight! - Zábava
nobody hates this saga more than its fandom itself and its beautiful
bless us every one
@@TikestofToks you are very beautiful
*and it’s cast
Nobody is allowed to hate on the saga as much as we do. It's just illegal
That is… so true, but it is also.. still true. But most only hate on it because of how it turned out. It has sooooo much potential, which is why we still love it that much.
Anyone ever wonder how tf Bella was allowed to bring that dang cactus on the plane?
IKR NOOOO. And I made it to 100 likes
bro my dad is a pilot and my mom is a plant person. she can fly for free so she flew to florida to bring back tropical plants (we live in ca). so ya lol they don't care abt plants if you're doing domestic travel
I actually snuck a cactus in my luggage back from AZ lol
my question is why she was holding it-
Maybe that's why we didnt see it again?:/
"edward was 107 year old virgin, and yet was laying pipe like a property brother" IM DECEASED
what does laying pipe mean?
@@fernanda5g He knew how to handle his shrimp. Was good at shoving it
@@henryviiiofengland966 LMAO AND HE WAS SO TALENTED AT IT THAT HE ACTUALLY GOT HER PREGNANT WITH VENOM TSKSJS and I know thats from 11 months ago but L
@@christina9111 😂😂 I’m dying
He has seen/read/heard about like 100 years worth of erotica so he might have some idea
Everyone growing up: “team Edward” “team Jacob”
Me realizing I’m not straight: “hey guys have you seen Alice”
My bi self cant decide Jasper or Alice XD
@@theatrekidwithinternetacce704 just put me in a damn sandwich tf
@@Annairea Ikrrr
@@Annairea Wait- I know whar ur pfp is from
Omg my gosh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Emmett was the best vampire, Seth the best werewolve and Charlie the best human in the hole Saga.
Edit: Thanks for the likes😍😍
They are all so depressed about being vampires and Emmett and Bella are just like "YOOO DUDE I just found the biggest boulder lets go smash it!!"
Honestly right! Since all the other are so gloomy and sad and depressed, emmett just randomly come to edward be like "yo virgin let's fight some bears", and teasing edward feeling everyday lol
Omg so most people had crushes on Edward or Jacob... but I really liked seth lol
EMMET WAS THE BEST? Alice said hello 😳
@@tall90g Alice was also the best. With Emmett 😅
y’all team stalker or team child groomer?
mmm yes, the two best choices of boys. (Eughhh)
im team alice :P
jasper❤️
Not me being team Charlie ✨
@miriam oof
Team CHARLIE!
More like Team Carlisle
Wait a minute team Charlie implies that Bella should date her father-
@@atable2505 the teams arent who you want bella to pick, theyre who YOU like.
🥳🥳🥳
Kkkk
"Laying pipe like a property brother. Like what?"
😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
my humour at this point is literally just people imitating bella's acting 🥴🥴🥴🥴 the lip bites and shrugs and no eye contact PLSSSSSSS
Don’t forget the extra blinks per second! 🤪
As an autistic I find it incredibly relatable, shame I don't think she did that on purpose lol
@@Tookish_By_Nature like right? I can see how for people that was bad acting buy for meee????? *Still avoids eye contact*
I mean, Charlie was all around the best and only believable character in the series so...
He was legit the only mentally stable character in the series...
no cap tho
I dunno that cgi baby was pretty realistic 🤣
@@hollyro4665 props to the special effects team
True! Besides, the acting in the movies was the Best for this character.
Sure, but honestly he wasn’t THAT amazing as people make him out to be. He literally congratulated Jacob for kissing his daughter, and laughed when Jacob told him she punched him so hard she broke her hand. Legit thought it was great his daughter was assaulted
The effort Tyler Warwick puts into his TikToks makes me so happy!!!!
he even sings the soundtrack 😂
@@anaistrying3480 have you seen his baseball scene?! Perfection!
@@emmaebaldwin I don't remember seeing that one, I really need to see it now omgg
is he like a mind controller... i don’t know but i know he says ✨battle schars✨ had me weaaaaakkkkk 3:42
I can’t lmao
Yes omg 😂
Sameeee
I was doing mitosis /onion peels with my class and made a twilight reference and no one got it absolutely devastated 😂
I wish I was in ur class-
But ur telling me nobody got it?! That’s just sad 😂
A crime!
@@TikestofToks What was the reference just curious lol
@@theatrekidwithinternetacce704 The microscope slide assignment when Edward started speaking to Bella
@@TikestofToks Nice
9:13 “Jasper.. Jasper no.. no. no.” Legit my reaction cuz I love him lol- and when Carlisle died I yelled, “No! Not the hot doctor!” 😂
“You diamond encrusted -“ I can’t even say the rest I’m laughing so hard, like girl I would’ve throat punched him too
That had me dying
the title-😭😭😭
I thought i read it wrong-
Renaissance 😭
frrr😭
"Supportive"
"Yummy"
"And very large"
...
"Brian"
Accurate, very accurate
"Helga" Im dying, what in the- even better; "Wet pickle". The award winning name "I don't like it" and "it doesn't get a name".
Renaissance💀💀💀💀💀💀
"His hair is stu-"
Immediate reaction: "Fight me"
The /wigs/ are /unique/
Ok let's be honest we aren't team Jacob or Edward we are team Alice
Finally someone said it
THIS ^^
Always
The one about Edward vs Emmett's POV in Midnight Sun had me crying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣
I would choose the supportive husband type. Well dude Carlisle is the money maker too.
I literally had the same realization the other day when I watched Twilight for the first time in a long time. I texted my friend and told her I just realized Charlie Swan is the hottest guy on Twilight. #TeamCharlie #ImOldNow
Girl my daddy issues made me realize that 10 yrs ago
@@schwaben4120 lmaaoo
the students one at 4:40 or something was so funny and wholesome
I hate Stephenie Meyer so much for not making Leah imprint on Bella and leaving both Edward and Jacob looking like idiots. Pre-new moon Jacob is elite and then smeyer ruined it by adding misogyny, racism, and FOR WHAT
I fully believe stephenie and the movies wrote jacob to be an unlikable character and do all that dumb crap because when new moon rolled around, everyone flocked go jacob. But if he was a terrible person then they would go back to Edward. And that sucks because Im totally smitten with the bella/jacob pairing :c
Okay not to sound dumb, it’s been years since i last read the books. What racism is in them? I only remember him with forcing himself on her all the time
@@en.jonsson Idk about racism but I do think there was some misrepresentation
So that she could fulfill her fantasy that should’ve stayed in the drafts
Yes, she made a character assassination for Jacob because he was actually supportive in New Moon. Steph didn’t like that it made her Maine guy look like an asswad, and wanted Jac to assault her to make Edward look better. The only reason it happened, because she wanted people to like Edward as much as she did
Wait team Jacob and Edward is about them getting with Bella??!!!...shit I thought it was about looks....yeah anyways 👀
Same here o.o I was swindled
In that case she can have Edward
I was basing it purely on who I'd want. And I want the vampire
It's a looks for Edward. And abs for Jacob
I had this playing in the background whilst doing homework and you will not believe my confusion when I look up and it’s just ✨Paul Hollywood ✨
I’m watching it in my room at 2 in the morning and I’m actually dead about the Paul Hollywood one 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
When it Said Wet pickle....I died....
Edit:Holy crap.....SO MANY LIKES
Edit 2:HOLY CRAP THIS COMMENT HAS ONLY BEEN OUT FOR 2 WEEKS AND ALREADY HAS 113 LIKES
I ugly snorted 😂
I died at helga resurrected at dan and then died again at the last two
LMAO right
I cackled 😂
10:10 You could see her soul return to her body lmaoo!!
I needa friend who likes twilight as much as me
😂😭
We're all your Twilight friends now
I feel loved
Same...my friends hate twilight lol
0:25 charlie do be cute af doe
i honestly miss twilight so much, it hurts (even tho i had a full twiligh marathon yesterday)
IM DECEASED catch me in my grave yall 4:37
Casual Robert is best Robert 😂
"And Brian"
I'm deceased!!!
I just realised Bella's dad could like get it.
5:04 they didn’t have to do my man Mike Newton like that 😂
THE PAUL HOLLYWOOD ONE I CAN’T 😂
Everyone: Making teams in chat
Me: Who is *Renaissance*
Join twilight shitposting on facebook LOL
It's Renesmee
The title made me giggle for 4 minutes gay
7:15 made me so happy- I love his laugh
Ah yes, renaissance! The demi mortal demon baby.
OH MY GOD THE SECOND ONE! Charlie is the most attractive to me now that I'm 30.
Same. It used to be Carlisle .
1:57 ok but why is the cover actually so good😩
idfk but like
7:04 BRIAN
Okay edward makes me so friggin uncomfy but like Robert?? Damn.
"Mr. Shane, it scares me"
4:00 - 5:50 why is nobody talking about these 😭 they’re so good and so funny like
I wish Stephanie would do a little series, or at least one book, as a prequel that surrounds Rosalie and Emmet and THEIR love story, how they met, etc.
I’m convinced Tyler Warwick has watched Twilight more times than Smyers & the actual producers😂
4:37 this had me dead💀💀💀 wet pickle? Bestie where that even come from?
if emmett and jasper had guns 😃 twilight would be way shorter😩🥰
I don't get why people call Jacob a pedophile. When it is clearly stated when Quil imprinted on Emily's two year old niece that imprinting has nothing to do with romantic feelings or sexual attraction. It might become that later on, but the imprinter is whatever the imprintee needs them to be.
He's literally grooming her so as soon as she's an adult they get together
0:16 Yes, Jasper. But in the first parts, he looks like a psycho
but i know he says "battleshcarshs 😏🐿" 3:43 I JUST CAN'T- 😂😂🤣🤣
I‘M CRYING BECAUSE OF THE 2ND TIK TOK OMFG
kinda true though
I didn't realize I needed twilight tik tok videos this bad!
9:20 LITERALLY ME WHEN I WATCHED IT FOR THE FIRST TIME AND SAW HIS HEAD GET RIPPED OFF . then I found out it was Alice’s vision . I- SHE SCARED THE HELL OUTA ME
Thank you for your wonderful wishes and the lovely kisses. Sending a virtual hug to you cuz your vids make my day..thanks for makin me laugh :))
Thanks T! I'm so glad!
-6:18 MY MANS Jasper
NOT THE PAUL HOLLYWOOD ONE 😭
You always have the best titles, please keep them coming!
top tier compilation
This is my people,This is where I belong
4:46 *lmbo this is so funny. I laughed so hard*
Supportive, yUmmY, vERy LaRge, brIAn
Edward vs Emmett's minds in Midnight Sun was so accurate and true
these were so funny 😂😂
0:22 I feel you girl lol
i will never experience the same amount of happiness i had when i found out carlsiles, jaspers etc was all alice’s vision
The second vid is so relatable!
I can't believe I split on Charlie my whole life
I'm in a library rn and everyone looked at me when I started laughing hard at the 5-7-year-old calling Edward "wet Pickle".
Okay but the twilight photos were amazing
10:57 not the 22 jump street 😂
okay I was not planning on reading midnight sun but now it seems i gotta... bc *emmett*
I bet Aro decided not to attack the Cullens and friends because he saw our boy Seth get killed. He’s the bestest boy in the world, and I think, collectively, we all love him to bits
My type of husband is:
VERY LARGE.
I’ve seen so many Tyler Warwick tik toks at this point, I could tell the “Bella on her way to ask Edward how he stopped the van” one was him just by looking at the wig😂
Renaissance is a cute name lmao
Me being a Taurus and them saying rob is a double Taurus really helped my day
"She's 4'2 and she could still beat you up" wow...that's so Alice
0:26 quarantine got me simping
okay but the one when the guy asked his 5 to 7-year-old students what they would call The Twilight characters had me dying 😭
Anyone else gonna talk about how the title says Renaissance...?
At first i was like carlisle and jasper and charlie as a joke but bro i dont think its a joke anymore😫😩✋
That first one... like, a little hypocritical
LOL YOU'RE NOT WRONG
Im subscribing because of your channel name
Jaspers hair isn’t bad I like it
THE TITLE OMFGSADHJFO
Why would emmett have a gun?👀 he’s such a luv💕
I am only on the 2nd one but damn sis, I felt that.
When I tell you I ✨CACKLED✨
That last one 🤣
can we talk about the line bella said in the beginning *this will be a good thing…….i think* BITVH SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW SHE WAS GONNA END UP IMMORTAL
The friend reacting to the deaths from BD2 fake battle 🤣
I almost spit out my drink when I saw the title cause I have not heard "renaissance" yet
The second one .. YESSSS REWATCHING MADE ME REALIZE CHARLIE IS THE MOST HANDSOME
4:36
This one made me literally wheeze XD