Kidnapped by König ASMR | Call of Duty MWII Roleplay (Soft Spoken Austrian Torture for Relaxation)
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- čas přidán 5. 05. 2023
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Ask and ye shall receive, I guess?
To celebrate the coronation of King Charles III, here is a much-requested König ASMR roleplay (or Konig if you're nasty). If you can pardon the poor excuse for an Austrian accent (verging on German or Dutch sometimes), then maybe you’ll enjoy this - admittedly fan serving - Modern Warfare 2 ASMR where the titular titan König (real name revealed) kidnaps you and maybe uses electrocution to try to get answers out of ya. If that’s yer bag? Anyway, have fun!
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“don’t try to intimidate me”
*me looking at him with hearts in my eyes*
Got me kicking my legs and shit
FR‼️
@@venusflytr4p537bitting, squishing my billow and stuff ❤
Frr
I knew my people would be here 😂❤
König: “Don’t lie to me Ghost”
Me being a 5 ft tall woman; “Sorry.”
we have the same height girllll
5’3 girl who looks like a child 💀💀
@@miraistired 5´4 I won u!! 😋
@@chuni9145 😭😭
@@chuni9145 I'm 5'7
Konig was mad cause he wasn’t invited to the tea party
😭
HAHAHAH LMFAOOOOO
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂
LMFAOO FRR
I never thought I would see "torture" and "relaxation" in the same sentence
SAME ON GOD
Konig iskence yapiyorsa ben rahatlarim aga
@@user-hs2bi1ln8s DİMİ DİMİ
Same, but I'm here for it.
Must be new to the ASMR community then 👀
Ghost wasn't kidding, we really are a rookie who likes to get shot. This is, what, the third time we're compromised?
Ghost boutta kick our asses for this one
@@FrozenFlame1892 Ghost Is Fucking Pissed | ASMR (Soft Spoken British Asskicking for Relaxation)
@@fcnth would watch
Like how are we not fired yet 😭
@@stormthequeeen2751 Ghost probably
Or Price
Who knows
3:14 “don’t try to intimidate me”
My 5’2 self “I don’t think that’s gonna be a problem
My 5'0 self "sir. I am the size of a green bean, i can't do shit"
Me being 6'11 (like actually)
@lovelace ♡ Damn Okay, I'll show my 5' 1" self out from the party ಥ_ಥ
NAW MY 4’11 ASS
@lovelace ♡ me being 8'5 🏌️🤸🏻♀️
König: Are you Simon Riley?
Me: -Dude, have you seen Simon with boobs?
I believe thathe has made bo-
Yes
Yes
His are probably bigger than mine..and I’m a female
Yes
könig: “you’ve betrayed me ghost”
sugar cube: “IMAGINE HOW I FEEL”
König: Shut up! Shut.up. I am making my lore...
Congrats on 1111 likes
@@Partypooper_SiM0nyes.
The idea that I could ever be confused with Ghost is hilarious and oddly flattering
This would be the funniest thing ever 💀
Fr like is a 5’3 girl with rainbow bracelets anything like ghost 😭
@@miraistiredfrr
what@@oxycleanboei 😭😭
Sees someone without a skull mask and not 6 feet tall; AH you must be ghost!
Me- how the fuck do you confuse a 5'3 Mexican woman for 6'3 British man?
*Electrocutes me*
Me-I deserve that
Dude I’m 5’ 3” and I’m Mexican too!!!
BRO THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIn/thinkin
5,2
THIS BUT IM 5’0
This but I’m Japanese
23:09 I adore how he clapped when he finally realised i am not a 6'4 man.
ffrrrrr 💀
SO TRUEEE
REAL
Me, an Irish man from the republic of Ireland, seeing Konig take the UK patch off the vest: "WHO DA FUCK PUT THAT SH!T ON ME?!"
LMAOOO
🤣🤣🤣
that’s damn near a hate crime 😂
You be like: eww, thanks for cleaning that up for me
LMAOOO I FEEL THAT
"Soft Spoken Austrian Torture for Relaxation" 😂exactly what I'm looking for in an ASMR video
Same xD
at least he has the ✨decency✨ to keep us relaxed and comfortable as he tortures us😌😂
@@rubyb7252 he's a civilized torturer 😂😂
@@rubyb7252 what a gentleman!
@ruby b better leave a good yelp review then
Ghost: *talking about how people being your friends and betraying you hurts the most*
Ghost 2 seconds later: guess what
HOW do you know one of my fantasies is getting abducted by a tall mysterious European threatening man in full tactic gear ???
Technically Austria is located in Europe, it's on the Eurasian continent
Girl same
AS AN EUROPEAN THIS COMMENT IS SO FUNNY TO ME FOR SOME FUCKING REASON
@@evapruett7338take a moment to think
@@evapruett7338HELP ME 😭😭
König: “There is no need for cruelty, ja? I am showing you mercy”
Also König: *Electrocutes Sugar Cube*
😂🤣
WHO IS SUGAR CUBE, 😭
@@NicoleFeilx-tv5kyit’s the name ghost gave to us the watcher lol
König: “It will take more than this… peashooter… to kill a king!”
Me: “it… has a great personality…”
this did make me chuckle, thank you
WHEEZE
This ripped my heart out. Betrayed by Price and Ghost. I went back to see if there were any signs in the last one, if ghost said anything indicating we were bait for Koenig. He sounded like he wanted us to come along like he wasn’t even thinking about leaving us behind. But no one came to save us. We were the scapegoat. Now I am sad.
Bro and price in the beginning of the last one was talking about us meeting the Australian king like wHy PaPa😭
@@brightgold3352 “why have you forsaken us father” 😂
Well, he did say "people you know can hurt you the most", so. . .
Heh, it's kinda funny if it's just a coincidence
@@honeybun6356 FR like he gonna say that and THEN betray us😭
@@brightgold3352 it really makes me think, because Ghost did sound genuine about liking us, at the end too, he did sound like he wanted us to go with him. I have two theories right now, first one - Ghost didn't know about all of this, and second - he is really good at faking emotions. I think that if the second one is true, then damn, it's really cruel, we are just a rookie who trusted them. . . ಥ⌣ಥ
He even gave us a kinda cute call sign. . . ಥ⌣ಥ (did I wrote this correctly? I have no idea, English is not my first language, sorry ╥﹏╥)
28:04 König: Your friends, they want you dead
Me: *Disappointed but not surprised*
Me too bro, me too
@@bakah2597 Tis a sad day
Brooo same
Hey it’s a no-friends party now :D
Real
"... you are not Ghost, are you?"
bruh ive been telling u that for like 10 minutes and every time i say it, u fry me-
fr tho
Lmaoo 😭 fr
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
While this is definitely 100% fan-service, I can respect the effort you went to, the acting, the voice, the props, the costume, and the absolute quality in both audio and contents. I ain't even mad, this is awesome.
It being fanservice only adds to the beauty of it😙 and I agree, this is awesome!
I mean yes it's fan service, as is every other roleplay asmr on their page?
service me more LIKE-
Yeah, this is awesome😄
Him: Is your name Simon?
Me: Do I *look* like-
**gets electrocuted**
a fellow vine enjoyer i presume?
@@greenhill_studios8257 You’re a person of fine taste. Glad you understood my reference!
Every time a vine is mentioned I gain +10 years of life
@@user-bh4tg2gd1y
"One year closer to death!"
My attitude would have got me shot
the little "see you later alligator" at the end- IM SOBBING- THATS ADORABLE-
I agree! Though the fact that I said it just after he said 'see you later ' made it so much better. 😭 I was happily shocked when he said it back, haha.
I love how the most replayed part is us being strangled.. its either concerning or funny..
Oh my god y'all are wild 😭😭
SAMEEEE 😭
yes
WHAT
@@c0smic_lemns some of us like the idea of a masked man choking us
Rookie about to become a second Ghost/König with all that shit they're going through.
LMAO😭😭
Ur usernames are taking me out
This is what I was thinking 😂
Fr this amount of trauma about to make them the next villain
König: Do you remember...?
Me: 🎶the 21st night of septem-🎶 *gets tased *
BHAHAHAAHAHAH
LITERALLY ME
do you remember the day in october?🎶
BAHAHAHHAA IM CACKLING RN THATS SO FUNNY😂😂😂
What a Deadpool answer 😂
I love how he called ghost "Mein Liebling" its like how true great enemies have a deep love and respect for one another, like the Duke of Wellington and Nepoleon, Captain Hook and Peter Pan, etc..
Dr doofinsmirtz and Perry the Platapus
@@bbear3886 Ahhh yes! Of course!
When ????
@@wendy_czeHe says it, 29:06
@@bbear3886 Konig: Ghost?
*Takes off mask*
Konig: Sugar Cube?!
König: how could I possibly mistake you for ghost?
Me: THATS WHAT IM SAYING
The second I read your comment he said the exact same thing 😂😂😂
After that, what Ghost said before about "people you know can hurt you the most" just hits different now, huh. . .
It’s worse when he knows what it is like to be betrayed by someone close to him and yet he betrays us
Hanging around ghost has really changed my humor. @ 4:58 I couldn't help but think to ask for him to do it "harder"
Yes OMG HAHA 😂🙏🏻 please! 👀
LMAOOO I swear i like that part too much to be sane
I went back and it sent chills
Кой си че ще ме удряш с ток а
Suddenly I miss Ghost relentlessly insulting us and Price gently berating us..
You will be a very wealthy man if you keep this series going. If you bring in Ghost to rescue us, several hundred thousand people are going to be overjoyed (myself included.) *Please* don’t let this be how this all ends. Not when we were hitting it off with Ghost so well, and when Price had been “banging on about” us after the Price video. Please give us a happy conclusion, Jim. Your acting and storytelling has pulled me in too deep.
Sugar Cube out there stealing hearts😭
Fr. Although I'm invested in the new story arc of Sugarcube and König teaming up. Will Sugarcube betray him? Will they have more chemistry than Ghost and Sugarcube? Or will Sugarcube just press the 'fuck it' button and become a merc not fighting for any side because of the trauma of betrayal?
Me: "Brain...do we like this?"
Brain: *"Yup."*
Me: "Why?"
Brain: *"accent go brrrrr ❤"*
19:09 reminds me of when your parents would punish you and say “this hurts me more then it hurts you” lmaooo
THE TRAUMAA😭
@@miraistired RIGHT
GOOD OL DAYS
AH YES THE GLORIOUS DAYS OF MY CHILDHOOD
I can't believe how invested I am in this. I've never played a CoD game, but I know them big masked men do things to me... Poor Sugarcube. But also, lucky Sugarcube. He's having the time of his life, for sure
Me after getting electrocuted for the third time: So like, are you and Ghost in a bromance or something cuz i'm getting mixed signals-
König kidnapping us.
Well, sorry Ghost, it seemed we messed up again. But can you save us anyway....... maybe soon? 💀
It's going to be heart-wrenching when we reunite with him and tell him that we believe that he and the rest of 141 had betrayed us
I sure hope so! I would LOVE that!
@@ausomeaspie Pfft!! Oh my god
Well,;now I've seen the rest of it and know we've been betrayed I agree it will be heart wrenching. But I still will be interested to know what Ghost has to say for himself!
@@ausomeaspie No doubt, there will be drama
*König having a monologue*
Me: Cmooonnn I’m just a lil guyyy I’m just a sleepy lil guuyyyyyy
This is so good. The costume is on point and as an Austrian, I have to compliment your try on an Austrian accent Jim. 🤭
Austrian accent? 😂
@@pablodg72 Yes, and a very good accent at that. 👏👏👏
@@pablodg72Yep!! there is quite the difference between a German accent and an Austrian accent! It’s more noticeable for Deutsch speakers to notice but it’s there!
könig ; mistaken us as ghost
me, a 4'5 ft Chinese girl ; do u want some bingchiling??
I LAUGHED 😭😭
JJAJAJJJAJAAJ💀
xDDDD
LMAO
GOD NO-
6:50 awe, I find it a little wholesome how he’s trying to make sure we’re comfortable in the seat. :)
I really hope Price and Ghost aren’t actually against Sugar Cube, and Sugar Cube is double- crossing König to escape. I’m way too attached to Ghost for König to be right!
Edit: you guys in the replies are so real for all that
FR LIKE I WANT ALL OF THEM
@@brightgold3352 SAME OMG
I am for Ghost too 💀🖤💀
Same!
sameeee :( i’ve rewatched both ghost audios so many times bc i love the ghost x sugar cube dynamic :’(
WE NEED MORE PARTS TO THIS!!! THE PLOT THICKENS AND IT IS ONLY MAKING ME MORE INTERESTED‼️‼️
Same!
Yes!!
YES! WE MUST FEED UPON THE LORE OF OUR ADVENTURE!!
A part 3 to this series would be good
I LOVE König but I love love LOVE this video SO much more I don’t even know how to describe it! I really love the voice you gave König and I always come back to this often, thank you so much ! 🫶
I've already seen like 5 tiktok edits of this yall work fast LMAO
Heyo deadjosey!
Me a 5'9 Mexican with a crackly voice: Sí yo soy el ghost 💀
Yo voy con el Grupo Firme diciendo:
Quiero saber que me pasa,
Te pregunto “Que me pasa” y no sabes
Que contestarme, porque claro,
De seguro te marié-
*Nos electrocuta otra vez*
Literal
YO
Yo
YO
“Don’t lie to me Ghost.”
My male 5’4 German ass: “mein Fehler.“
*wheezes from undestanding and feeling the same*
Me fr
You’re German?
Nay, but learning it…
@@xianonelar6526 I love germanssss, I’m literally so in love with German men
I read "kidnapped by Kong" I thought you going above and beyond and playing a monkey
You just gave him an idea
Lmao
Nothing more relaxing than getting flashbanged by my favorite pookie bear Austrian King
So real for this
Someone should make a meme out of that one!!
Miss you, pookie bear.
Oh, oh my…
@@m.r.9275 lmaoo the “miss you pookie bear…. Oh lord” audio? Yesss
I started laughing once I realized we were being confused for Ghost because I’m lookin at myself like
“Im 5’4” I look absolutely nothing like that man” 😂
I am 4'11, i look nothing like ghost 🥲
Right! I'm a 5'4'' lady and I am definitely not British so Konig confusing me as ghost is funny.
I wish I knew how that feels, I'm 6'2" while Ghost is like 6'4".
Fr I am like I am a 5'2 teenage girl 👩🏻🦼
Like I'm literally a 5'11 pakistani girl-
As a 5"7 little stringbean of a lad who's only resemblance to Ghost is being violently British, I think König needs to go to Specsavers XDD
I guess all brits are the same lol 💀
violently british is hilarious 😂
Konig not only needs to go to specsavers but also get a Greg's doughnut to quench his hunger
honestly i’m just a 5’2 american girl so really i have to agree 💀 i thought i was fuckin blind but this guy takes it to a whole new level
HOW BABYGIRL IS ACTUALLY INSANE. SLAY.
könig: “pls ghost if you have any respect for me at all stop this.”
sugar cube: “i’m not ghost” 😭🙏🏼🙏🏼
König in his riddler era
I feel so sorry for the könig. So blind in his pursuit to assume veracity and fidelity in his captured. What took away his passion to make his only passion worthless pursuit? What horrors has he experienced, causing his only joy to inflict pain? I hope that he finds true love and peace one day, precious being that he is. 🌹🌹🌹🌿🌿🌿
Ma'am this is a Wendy's
@onyx_vi Indeed. Let me get a coffee to go with that order. ☕️
“I can fix him 😔”
@@myleftnut7032 I think that ship has sailed. ⛵️
@@lyanness the ship has sailed so far that it’s rubbing elbows with what’s left of the Titanic
"See you later.....alligator :)" I love this man 💀💀
It always amazes me how he knows what characters not just me but everyone wants and how much effort he puts on these. The costume, the voice and everything, i love it.❤
Him, pulling the patch from my uniform: ".....It can't be-"
Me, tied to the chair: "hiiiiiiiiii~ :D"
my 5’6” girl ass: yes hello i am ghost
😭😭😭😭
PLEASE keep this series going. I know thousands would be overjoyed to see Ghost rescue us, and even more so I think people would love to see Ghost go ballistic on Price.
BRUH THAT IS THE BEST IDEA 😮😮😮😮
He seems polite 😊
König thinking I’m ghost
Me: a 5’3 Latina with no British accent and is clearly a female “ …. Sir do you need to get your eyes checked ?”
I think he needs his ears checked as well
Fucking same here 😂😂
fr we ought to drive him to the optometrist and audiologist
девочки и мальчики не забываем дышать.
Я сдохла с самого начала, когда увидела и услышала его... вахуи
Как дышать, пожалуйста, помогите
To late
я искала этот коммент
пытаюсь
"Tourtrue for relaxation"
Ty so relaxing
24:35 only legends can kill other legends. Legends and kings
DAMN
0:13 Aww. He calls us sugar cube. That's so cute.
That is our military name 😅
**trying to be intimidating**
me: kicking feet, twirling hair, giggling n shit
Me af
I'm surprised we didn't get fired yet because we are always getting shot and kidnapped 😂.
At this point we’re gonna be upgraded to human shield
@@imjustgay412 BRO IM GASPING FOR AIR RN HELP- LMAO
“you betrayed me”
*me looking at you wit hearts in my eyes* - i did what now?
Absolute masterpiece. The atmosphere, the costumes, the editing, the voice, the accent, the acting, the visual and hearing effects to complete the immersion... Gosh, I wish I discovered this wonderful man sooner, you are a talented shapeshifter Jim! I binge watched all your videos! Funny as hell too, your jokes crack me up, I always make sure to read the description. I've never seen asmr videos being as interesting as yours.
Man, this plot is thick. I wonder if Price actually betrayed us, or if there was a misunderstanding, or if Konig is playing with us to get us on his side... I remember a few little hints being left on the other videos about something like this happening, especially after Ghost shot the target. Love the details! I wonder what will happen next, will ghost or price arrive? Or will we get to bond with Konig more, perhaps causing a little love triangle? Maybe another plot twist? Whatever will happen, I will love what you do Jim!
OMG LOVE TRIANGLE YESSSSSS
It's a love square counting Price
@@Iamnotarobotyoutwat Ah yes
@@Iamnotarobotyoutwatwhat if its a love rhombus?
@@Oompaloompa-yb9bg what's if it's a love rectangle
König:I could break u right now
Me:please do
König:what did u say
Me: O.O
Him: Is you're name simon?
me: mf do i look like- 💀
MORE KÖNIG?!?!?!? OMG YOUR SPOILING ME 🤭
MORE?? HE‘S DONE OTHERS??
@@mokomadz WE GOT A TEASER AT THE END OF A GHOST ONE 🤭
König : tie yourself up for me
Me: anything else bbg?
2:45 btw
Bro kidnapped me so he can have a therapy session
Konig: "I could break you, right now"
Me: Yes please
the lighting... the echo... "Liebchen" and the End-Line. It's just awesome.
Ah, "there is never love without pain." The plot deepens, as does my love for this channel. Thank you so much. ... After watching this morning, I got into my car, turned on my cd player, and Gordon Lightfoot - much to my joy - was just singing, "In a castle dark, or a fortress strong, with chains upon my feet; you know that ghost is me." Perfect. I look forward to the next episode in this saga (damn, another song: "Ghost of a Chance" by Rush [my tastes are quite broad!])...
Bro has me giggling and kicking my feet
REALL
NO REALLY I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THAT I WAS GIGGLING AND SHII
(Soft Spoken Austrian Torture for Relaxation) ah yes, what a good video to listen to while i prepare for a suit and tie event for dinner
"Dont lie to me Ghost"
Me, 5'2 speaking with a german accent: Oh, yeah my bad.
oh ja ja mein bett
im laying in my bed, at 1:05 am,
my entire family is asleep apart from me and im trying so HARD not to cackle
"Don't try to intimidate me." says the mf sass-wielding tank thrice my size who just ordered me to ziptie my own hands. (To which I undoubtedly complied.)
"Don't lie to me, ghost."
Me, a 4'11" Puerto Rican: "..sorry-"
1:15, my legs kicking, hair twirling,smiles,blushing for this guy.
Y'know, I'm trying to make sense why König mistakes Sugarcube for Ghost initially. Here's what I think:
A) He's tall. Like he towers over most people so everyone is short for him, even Ghost. So I suppose if you're shorter (doesn't matter how short), with a British badge on your vest, and a skull mask you're Ghost. Doesn't matter if you're a chick or not, if you're those characteristics, you're Ghost. B) He's got the attention span of a Rottweiler so he probably doesn't get to remember the finer details of Ghost, like his accent, build and all that. For example, he remembers names, but how it sounded (like the voice of the speaker) is something that probably breezes pass his ADHD brain.
C) He's not much of a sane person. You can't expect him to have a clear head when he literally hates (and kills) people most of the time.
Either that, or he's not the sharpest tool in the shed 😂
PS. This video is really torturous for me because of how my frustration increased the longer König insists I'm Ghost in that torture sequence. So, well done Jim. Your acting is so good to the point that I really hated König in this😂
your explanation actually makes so much sense 😂
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE YOU GIRAFFE
This is so good! Who knew having a philosophical talk about monsters and masks after König kidnaps you could be so relaxing 😌 lol
I have to admit ... this voice is doing things to me.
All of a sudden a lil' torture sounds not too bad ... quite the opposite :x
Istg I’ve got such a thing for accents
@@miraistired SAME😭 Like, why?! They sound so hot to me idk why
this man is godzilla and i am built like a hobbit this is simply UNETHICAL 😂
"do not try to intimidate me"
me, the 5'3 bastard child of samwise gamgee and kermit the frog: damn my fault bro
Absolutely great but man we get beaten up more than a punching bag. Hopefully we get some rescue. There's definitely more going on here, no way in hell would Price or Ghost betray.
If I had to guess Markov could be the one pulling the strings here.
I hope so!! I’m on team 141 too much to be on König’s side here lol
@@glizzymcgrussy I'm hoping too, but I guess we'll have to wait and see where the story goes
«torture for relaxation»
Jim, there's so much I could praise about this, but it is, once again, that eye for detail of yours that I have to laud the most. The way this is shot really helps convey Konig's mass, like he is a big dude, and i felt small the entire time. There were lines, not just the contents, but the way you said them, that alluded to his social anxiety to the point where i just felt bad for him. As mad as he can be, dude needs a friend. I adored the bits about observation, it reminded me of his desire to be a sniper and makes me wonder if he still carries little pieces of that disposition, little old habits that die hard. Fantastic work, thank you so much for all your hard work!
Also in my heart of hearts I know there's no way Ghost knew. At least, i hope that's the case...
I need a new König video 😭 I keep rewatching this and the Ghost ones because they’re literally the BEST ones on CZcams
König: "Don't lie to me Ghost
Me: "Bruder wir sprechen die gleiche Sprache"(Bro we speak the same language)
"It's a remote"
Me: 😳
Iykyk.
König: "dont lie to me ghost"
Me whos german: "DO I SOUND BRITISH TO YOU???"
König: *mistakes me for being ghost*
Me, a 5ft3 black woman
Me: quite the opposite, actually.
"dont try too intimimidate me" *me kicking my legs in the air giggling*
I never knew I needed this until i saw it, why is it relaxing somehow😭 though his voice in game is a bit higher and more chaotic, this makes him sound like a more relaxed version
Konig: Don't move or I'll kill you
Meanwhile me: *Starts moving*