The Acolyte Episode 4 Is A HUGE Waste of Time - Spoilers!
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- čas přidán 18. 06. 2024
- The Acolyte Episode 4 Review & Breakdown - I am covering the new Star Wars series, The Acolytle, each and every week. Today I go over episode 4. A boring chore to sit through. Almost nothing happens until the final moments and even then it's left to next week.
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Narrated by: Adam Olinger
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"Martian Man-hater" 😂
A face only Leslye Headland could love.
Jeremy Jahns is right. I haven't been watching any Star Wars since Revenge of the Sith, I only ever watch people making CZcams videos about Star Wars because I have neither the time nor the emotional investment to give it a watch at all.
That way I have watched it by proxy and use my time to read or do whatever I find more enjoyable.
Thanks for suffering for people like me, Adam.
The Acolyte is turning out to be intentionally hilarious and will launch a thousand bad acting memes. It's like the Star Wars version of "The Room".
“I did not kill them, I did not. Oh hi Mae”
Oh hi soul!!
Soooo true.
The Madame Web of Star Wars!
@@brianng3700 Accurate
Garuntee than 180 millions saw a lot of pockets before it went to the show
i think it went up folks noses and into their pipes cuz this is def wack as crack..
@@raphael9881Glass BBQs
Money laundering
Rumor has it it didn't jive with test audiences, triggering reshoots and everything else. Somehow it stayed garbage.
I'm not actively watching the show, but after the halfway point I'm just going: "wtf did they spend that $180 million on?" Maybe it's in the latter half of the season (or they were preemptively building sets for season 2 with season 1 funding), but right now the most expensive stuff I'm seeing is maybe 1 or 2 set pieces and some costume design. That or they paid Carrie-Ann Moss an absolute mint to come on the show for the brief period we get to see her as a Jedi.
Adam - thank you for watching this so I don't have to.... it means a lot to me!
Don't lie. You have a Disney+ account and you are throwing your money at Disney. 11 million people (including you) have been watching The Acolyte.
It's crazy that people actually love this show.
Very mindboggling.
Nobody loves this show employees don't count
It’s at 14% audience score😂🤷♂️ that’s just Kathleen and her cult followers
@@chasehedges6775*mindBOTTLING - you know, when things are so crazy, you get your thoughts trapped, like in a bottle
for real tho, nobody likes this show 😂 the youtube-shill-brigade are a handful of people pretending to be excited about something like when you’re trying to entertain children
4:21 this whole bit about the nonsensical bug scene is the kind of vintage Adam joke that makes his reviews great, but also it’s a perfect example to show how low IQ the writers are 😳 it’s definitely one of the scenes in this show that’s like the Ashoka light-saber spaceship battle with the epic slow-mo cartwheel 🙄
They dont
“Martian Manhater” 😂😂😂 Gold! I love it. Master “Zoolander”. Dude you should try an open night at some comedy club, if you haven’t already. You’re funny af and razor sharp.
You're right, life is too short, it makes no sense watching this show unless you're reviewing them for a good laugh because the only people having fun in this show so far are those who get to play pretend in these huge expensive movie sets and get paid for it. You're essentially paying to watch someone else have fun.
Have a feeling they could have told these 8 episodes in about 90 minutes.
“ regular lady in a cloak” 😂
Martian Manhater and Jedi Master Zoolander 😂
Mos eisley miller 😅
About the $180M, I've never heard anyone say it out loud, but in my opinion, that's clearly and without a doubt "hush money" to Headland, allegedly. The show was clearly allegedly filmed for $4 on an old abandoned set for "Bambi" the live-action. in my opinion.
LOL. Enjoying this series. Have I watched the show? No. Will I? No.
Adam, you gotta give Andor another chance
Agreed. Its actually really engaging. All the pieces set up come together nicely. Fleshed out characters. You will feel for these people!
Rewatching Revenge Of The Sith(2005 and Ewoks The Battle For Endor(1985) is better than watching or sitting through a single episode of this horrid show.
No. That utter SHIT that George Lucas made is FAR worse than ANYTHING Disney has made.
What are you trying to say about revenge of the sith? 😂 it’s one of the best if not the best Star Wars film
@@jamesstorm980 EXACTLY. I love it
The Acolyte is launching the careers of many new CZcamsrs who are just so pissed off they can't sit by and say nothing. Godspeed.
I now right. Angry man-children who didn't get the toys they wanted for Christmas so they are angry at mommy and daddy. Let's monitize hate! Thanks CZcams!
I think that market (which is by no means infallible) has a way of hurting itself. It's times like this I am reminded, humanity has never really been better equipped for annihilating itself as it is now. Maybe a bit tangential but from the way people have reacted to a simple program (when criticism could be better reserved for genocide, homelessness, or political corruption), I see the attitudes and social positions as a confession that most people are useless when it comes to addressing their faults.
@@conscientiousobjector5988 Well said.
@@ichigen511 How many comments are you going to leave here? You seem very triggered by people that have standards and dislike the show.
@conscientiousobjector5988 "a simple program..."
It isn't. It's a science fiction legacy going back almost 50 years with hundreds of millions of fans.
Myself, I am a fan who doesn't read the books, pays little to no attention to the cartoons and side stuff, but I know what Star Wars is. And the Acolyte is definitely NOT Star Wars.
I was afraid to watch Solo because I want Han Solo the way he was. Don't mess with it. I'm glad they didnt screw that up too bad.
If you are handed the reigns to make a Star Wars series THEN DON'T REWRITE THE LEGACY.
It's just that simple. Don't rewrite what is already established and millions love. Don't preach at me.
The people who made this garbage are not, never were, and have no intention of ever being Star Wars fans or creators. And THAT should piss you off even if you are a casual fan.
Star Trek is cool. I like it. But it can't touch how I feel about Star Wars. Now if someone came along and changed Star Trek then that would bother me. Leave it alone. It's great AS IT IS.
And minimizing people's justified reactions to this garbage is throwing gasoline on the fire.
This series might be dogshait, the positive thing is that I discovered your channel. Absolutely hilarious and to the point : subscribed!
Bro I honestly only started watching you when the Acolyte reviews poured in, great job!
Nice, thanks!
@@AdamDoesMoviesNormally, the ending when the Sith Lord appeared gave me goosebumps like when I first saw the Alien movie. As for Kiadi-mundi, we know that SW Legends are not Canon.
We've already seen this change with Yaddle in Tales of the Jedi.
As for Kimiro, I think the same, I noticed that he might not want Mae, just as a textbook, but maybe something more.
And as for Mae, since she found out that Oshie is alive and they saw her, her turn would make sense, it reminds me of Vader and Luke in episode 6.
@AdamDoesMovies sorry that sounded awful lol, I meant to say I literally didn't know you even existed until my algorithm started exploding with Acolyte reviews 😅, you're one of the best so far tho please don't stop.
I didn't take offense. Appreciate you sticking around!
J : joke
E : equity
D : diversity
I : inclusion
The internet should not be for kids.
And the Hate-Watching continues...
Martian Manhater is really, really good
180 million... I saw a lot of great movies this year with lesser budgets
Well look at the positives ! This horrible show is your gain ! You are getting more followers ! 😎👍
Yay! Let's monitize HATE!
@@ichigen511 so you prefer he suppresses his opinion ?
@@AverageJoe483 I think there is pressure to be one of the group and to group-think. I also think a lot of the Star Wars hate is coming from the right-leaning conservative side of fandom. I find it hard to believe people actually hate this show. I'm enjoying it and i'm 52 years old I saw Han Solo shoot Greedo first when I was 5 years old in the movie theater in 1977. THIS show is good Star Wars. It aligns with George Lucas' message/goal of making movies/shows for 12 years old kids about to enter their adulthood and choosing between good and bad. This story is for little girls who don't want to be part of the group but want to venture off in their own selfish way. Do you not understand Star Wars? I bet you do not.
@@ichigen511 you’re clearly living in an echo chamber … both left and right dislike this show .
@@AverageJoe483 Don't lie. You voted for Trump.
Mate how are you now on stage. You are so brilliantly funny 🤣 🤣 🤣
Well. This is a story of Leslie Headland in her galaxy far far away all about her universe. If it's to be named as Star Wars, then the audience percentage ratings justify it's results .
11 million viewers is a lot. What point wre you trying to make that failed?
Money Laundry Disney does it again
Hackolyte: The Desolation of Slog
“Martian manhater”🤣
Sol cuts bug in half: DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT? DAMN, I'M GOOD
Funniest. Review. Yet. 🤣😂 You won me over I'm subscribed now!!
"Jedi Master Zoolander," LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I wouldn't call myself invested, but I mostly tune in because I have faith Star Wars is going to tell a good story only to be disappointed every week
You are not very smart if you think Star Wars will ever reverse course.
I was never a star wars fan but I feel for all the fans for ehat disney has turned one of a lot of people's favorite properties. Continue what you do best adam!
Accounting for inflation, each of the prequels had a budget around $185 million. The Acolyte was around $180 million. I get that there’s more watch time in a series, but for the same price Disney could have created a film with a more focused plot (and make money from a theatrical release before dropping it on D+).
Please no rational comments when discussing Disney Star Wars…
Prey (2022 predator spinoff) only cost 65 million. What the hell is Disney doing through Lucasfilm and Kathleen Kennedy? 😂
@@Hiccuple and Godzilla Minus One was only $15 million!
The prequels had big stars in it. The biggest star in this thing is the guy from squid game. Leslie is pocketing most of the money.
I have been watching out of morbid curiosity since Boba Fett, but the "Episode 4 of 'The Acolyte' is out" notification physically hurt me this week... That show is special.
This show is tantric foreplay. 4 episodes later and I’m feeling bored yet violated
Fiver says the Sith Lord is her Mum
It's the skinny side kick dude
@@TwistedReality13 or him but I'm thinking of the most unlikely person since she snuffed it
@TwistedReality13 nah it’s the weird alien mom. She did the force push on the jedis that they were practicing in episode three.
@@BizznessBoxforce?? What are you talking about? It's threaded them. They got threaded lol
@@garystinten9339 that doesnt bother me. It makes sense that other groups would think differently about the force. Look at the hundreds of denominations of Christianity. Jehova witnesses are technically cristians and they barely share any beliefs with other Christians
Adam never fails to make me laugh. Road to 100k subs dude!
Love this channel
I really do enjoy these rant reviews.
Friendship ended with star wars. Now youtubers are my best friend.
Well this was better than Episode 3 but that's like saying you like a smell turd over a runny turd lol 😂
I've never met someone that likes smell turds. I don't even know what a smell turd is.
@ichigen511 thanks Grammer 🚔
Thank you for sacrificing your Tuesdays for us!
My prediction for the next episode.. Zipper Face will either be revealed as the twins Mom.. which one .. ?? Probably white albino Maul. I’m thinking the twins kinda switch. OSHA will turn to the dark side. The fact it seemed she sees her sister Mae, as a murderer but all that rage is gonna cause some type of reaction .. there’s a clip in the trailer where I believe someone else has a red lightsaber.. either Zipper face dies and OSHA takes it or Zipper face has an extra and tosses it to OSHA .. a real twist of a twist..
I don’t even have to watch the video , the captions said what I felt like, when I was thing from beginning to end, but let me skip this sponsor and watch the video , I most likely will be agreeing to, this show sucks
I can't stop laughing at the bit where Mae gets yeeted off the screen like a cartoon character by Darth Gimp.
You seem more and more yourself and confident every video, Adam. Loving watching you grow 👍
Part of the 180 million in spending went to 4 Star hotels in Europe.
It's a sad state of affairs when we consider that, in the grand scheme of things, an episode that (when you rip off the Star Wars skinsuit) is a lot of 'tell not show', character interactions/priority changes that make no sense and a damn cop-out cliffhanger is _an improvement_ over last week's episode?
Maybe this is some sort of psych-op where now in comparison the prequels and xmas special don't seem so bad in comparison 😂
This has been the plan since the prequels. Make a terrible movie and follow it up with a worse movie to make the previous one seem better. The fans will spend their money regardless of quality.
The crappy episodes will continue until morale improves.
The funniest scene was when they learned that the wookie lived in the forest, then few min later they all gather to look at the forest and say out loud that the wookie must be in the forest 😂 I just can’t believe how stupid it all is, my brain cells are dying watching this
Wait, that's actually dialogue from the show? Sweet lord…
@@charleshartley9597 Not literally from word to word but they keep repeating the same things over and over again as if the viewer had Alzheimer's or something
@@CableAnna Ah, many thanks for the clarification! Still, that speaks volumes about the quality of writing, and highlights *the main problem* most reviewers I've seen have with this show. Cheers!
They used a lightsaber as a glorified bug zapper on an episode of "Familiy Guy". That was hilarious!
Nobody hates Star Wars like Disney employees. I guess good old Kathy Kennedy has a lot of bitterness towards George and Steven because she has basically destroyed everything LucasFilm's owns. Willow TV series was so bad, Disney removed it and they will never put that s@it on physical media.
I'd sooner pull the ears off a Gundark or give a Wampa a sponge bath than watch 'The Acolyte'. Thanks for taking one for the team, Adam. ;)
“Martian Mahater” made me snort milk out of my nose … and I wasn’t even drinking milk! Well done sir, from your newest fan.
That moment the Sith pushes back on all the Jedi with their light sabers on…. Shouldn’t some of them been stabbed or maimed?
Episode 3 was awful, and 4 bored me to tears
more like the Alcoholyte cause the writers must had a lot to drink before writing theirs sad excuse for a script, definitely drunk, or at least i hope for their own sake as if they were sober when writing it they should seek new job cause writer ain't it for them.
I prefer Hackolyte personally.
Adam you are hilarious! for the record I am staying OUT of all the SW drama-it’s too stressful, but I am a regular of the channel and just needed a good laugh!
“It’s just so half fast and lazy. I’m sick of it. But I’m going to continue. 🤣
How did you and Dan Murell both manage to work a time turner reference into your reviews? Lolol
Really? That’s great! I should try and get him on a live sometime
Dan "stick in the mud" Murell
@@AdamDoesMoviesnice!
Sith assassin, not Jedi assassin. Jedi don't go out and do hits. @@AdamDoesMovies
@@goodputin4324I was meaning an assassin that’s hunting Jedi. I think most understood that.
Hilarious review on this episode! 😂👍🏼 And Martian Manhater is a clever name!
For $180 million dollars George Lucas made Episodes 3, and 4-6!
He didn't???!!!
@@garystinten9339 Episode 3 was about $113 mil. the other three mentioned were $11-$34 mil. Look it up.
"Welcome to the party pal"... been saying star wars is shit since TLJ🤔 (Awakens is crap too but it took me longer to notice as i was missing SW for more than a decade...)
Love ur channel man
Naming a Korean actor's character, Master Sol, is such lazy writing when Seoul is the capital of South Korea. ;)
I visit the channel everyday Adam thanks for the reviews I hope your channel goes far
Lol somehow Disney manages to have a filler episode in an 08 ep series.
I think I speak for many when I say: "Thank you for watching this - so we didn't have to!"
"Martian man hater" that's the best description I heard of her 🤣
I can guarantee you that in 20 yrs Disney will be making money off The Acolyte. Not because it's good but because it's so bad. Then they will try to do a season 2 in the future and it will be bad again, but it won't have the same status. Gonna be some documentary about it also. This is so bad its good. The merch is gonna be worth a lot also. Star Wars will be good again. Once new management comes in.
It was really entertaining to listen to your review while not looking at the images. LOL
Discount Ezra Miller is the Sith guy. I called it!
I just want to thank you Adam for suffering through all of this. I just can't do it. My Mouse House subscription is canceled but i was able to watch the first four episodes. Hang in there because I want to be updated about where the crap flows next. I think the sith lord is Carrie Ann Moss. Just think about it.
Do you think Vin Diesel would make this show better? “Let’s riiide”
Not really acolyte related, but adam did bring it up.
I know we all wanted to see our favorite characters come back for one last hurrah as a hero. But lets face it, your past hero has been getting the senior discount for a hot minute. Logically, Their only function story wise is to pass the torch and/or die.
For football fans thats like thinking we can win the big one if we could just lure joe montana out of retirement. Spoiler alert: you aint winning a damn thing, and montana is probably gone before the end of the 1st quarter due to a broken hip or some shit.
😂😂😂😂😂 Not watching the show but loving your videos.
I dont watch tv or movies any more. I just watch Adams reviews and save myself between 30-300 mins and between 0-15 quid 👍🏿
Not Adam fooling me into thinking that's actually Ezra Miller 😂😂😂. No but srsly, I actually googled it 💀
The dust flying in the face of all the Jedi during that Force Push tells me “I’m the bad guy who’s going to get away while you can’t see me.”
I heard someone call the Jedi Jed-D-E-I. LOL
I feel the crapolite is too gentle for what they have done to sw
I gave up d plus after obi wan I don't need to suffer I knew star wars was getting worse
Thanks for the video 😊
Thank you Adam.
Martian Manhater omg that's amazing 😅
Thank you! 😢
These episodes need to step it up.
Todays typical franchise entry is as exciting as watching old ppl eat
The first thing I thought when this ended was... ohh my god, I can't wait to get Adam's take on this shit!
This looks more like Star Trek the next generation characters than Star Wars.
Bait and hook and you fell for it. See you next week. Not Me.
'The Acolyte' = 'The Aco Bud Lyte' and just as the Bud Light execs chose to alienate core customers, 'The Acolyte' alienates core Star Wars fans and it's going to heavily damage Disney's stock price, market share, and long-term customer loyalty.
Me: 2014 SW fan.
2015 SW fan.
2017 uh? Still SW fan.
2019 casual SW fan.
Mandalorian: SW fan.
Kenobi: casual fan
Andor: fan
Acolyte: nothing what I expected. Watching out of pure curiosity.
2025 2026. Andor 2? Next SW film? Eh. Personal fandom waning big time. Ugh what is happening?!
Don’t hate what it. Torrent if you must. Don’t give Disney the video plays.
just not getting the chainmail T shirt. Why?
Jedi Master Zoolander LOL
Glad I don't have a CZcams Channel. I get to avoid all things Star Wars. There's just nothing to see anymore.
Master sol doing his best John wick impression 😅
Jacolyte