Carl's Lock: Giants vs Patriots

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  • čas přidán 3. 02. 2012
  • Carl gets help from his mother and a guy from the package store to enhance the illusion of analysis. Watch more Carl on adultswim.com
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Komentáře • 438

  • @hereisthekhonch
    @hereisthekhonch Před 12 lety +3095

    go to any bar in jersey and you will hear an almost identical conversation being had any night of the week

    • @skinisdelicious3365
      @skinisdelicious3365 Před 3 lety +107

      I feel assaulted and understood at the same time

    • @christraymer3727
      @christraymer3727 Před 3 lety +124

      I moved to Massachusetts after my first stint in the can down in Texas. Walked into a hardware store, saw this exact cartoony ass voice coming out of a 300 pound black tradesman in a Dickies Jacket. Blew my friggin mind

    • @southy98
      @southy98 Před 3 lety +52

      This is every goddam construction crew I’ve seen working in my building.

    • @InspectorSomething
      @InspectorSomething Před 3 lety +17

      8 years later and I still agree

    • @KameSennin4209
      @KameSennin4209 Před 3 lety +7

      Stone-cold night! O' da week!

  • @yamakbats
    @yamakbats Před 10 lety +2433

    "U DONT TALK LIKE DAT TO MY MAH!!!"
    "SORRY I APOLOGIZE!!!"
    Real men talk.

  • @SuburbanProperty
    @SuburbanProperty Před 2 lety +1896

    Carl's a good friend and son.
    Hypes up his buddy, confirms his joke's hilarity, takes care of and defends his mom, and is willing to drop a conflict after an immediate apology.
    This is a real man.

  • @scottnomore9489
    @scottnomore9489 Před 3 lety +1576

    This aged better than most ESPN clips to be fair

  • @yolkonut6851
    @yolkonut6851 Před 2 lety +782

    "YOU DON'T TALK TO MY MA THAT WAY!"
    "SORRY I APOLOGIZE!"
    That killed me

  • @deletedTestimony
    @deletedTestimony Před 4 lety +1069

    My favorite part is how Ma makes one bit of actual commentary and it's dead on like a punch in the nose

    • @Torgo1969
      @Torgo1969 Před 4 lety +111

      Yes. Manning got ragdolled in that game.

    • @83delgado
      @83delgado Před 4 lety +18

      Lol

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead Před 2 lety +21

      And Carl immediately slaps her down for it.

    • @Tadesan
      @Tadesan Před 2 lety

      Shut your friggin' mouth ma.

  • @terrencemcdaniel6605
    @terrencemcdaniel6605 Před 2 lety +478

    "The 'Niners sacked Eli 6 times" 😂😂😂

  • @Ethonra
    @Ethonra Před 2 lety +258

    "Is this the hospital?"
    "Go back to bed, Ma."
    I love that. Carl just shut that question down and moved on.
    He cares in his own Carl way.

  • @pickuptruck8802
    @pickuptruck8802 Před 2 lety +458

    Way ahead of it’s time. He’s like the godfather of every barstool podcast

  • @puffythedestroyer8878
    @puffythedestroyer8878 Před 6 lety +584

    Gotta love that they use the council music from metalocalypse

    • @DUKEHadToDoItToEm
      @DUKEHadToDoItToEm Před 5 lety +52

      Oh my God I would've never realized this if someone hadn't pointed it out. It makes this even better

    • @fucker661
      @fucker661 Před 5 lety +11

      They did it first

    • @RiverBottomBoys.
      @RiverBottomBoys. Před 4 lety +29

      ATHF was before Metalocalypse. So the correct comment would be. "Metalocalypse used the same music for their counsil scenes".

    • @ADT2695
      @ADT2695 Před 4 lety +15

      +Wiscolivin. No, no it would not, if the themed music’s origin was from the TV show ‘Metalocalypse’.

    • @mattjindrak
      @mattjindrak Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah you GOTTA love it.

  • @flowerboy6537
    @flowerboy6537 Před 4 lety +638

    Im so glad the Giants won for Carl

    • @dolphignition7176
      @dolphignition7176 Před 3 lety +17

      I'm so glad the Giants won.... because Fuck the Patriots!

    • @theminuteman3460
      @theminuteman3460 Před 3 lety +8

      I’m so glad the Bills won week 17

    • @dolphignition7176
      @dolphignition7176 Před 3 lety +9

      @@theminuteman3460 I'm actually rooting for the Bills to win it all this year... don't push it...

    • @theminuteman3460
      @theminuteman3460 Před 3 lety +3

      Me too, I want to see the Bills win it all.

    • @zedanide6984
      @zedanide6984 Před 3 lety +3

      It's fuck the Chiefs now

  • @AbuBishir
    @AbuBishir Před 10 lety +825

    he needs his own sports show

    • @infernoxiv8700
      @infernoxiv8700 Před 2 lety +8

      I WOULD SUB TO THIS!

    • @avosmash2121
      @avosmash2121 Před 2 lety +16

      I have zero sports interests and still would enjoy that.

    • @OmegaChase1002
      @OmegaChase1002 Před rokem +5

      This is the sports show. There's a buncha these.

  • @ZeFluffyKnight
    @ZeFluffyKnight Před 4 lety +435

    As pictured here, a die-hard Giants fan and a die-hard Jets fan come together to tell the Patriots to piss off.

    • @brandonman94
      @brandonman94 Před 7 měsíci

      J. E. T. S. JETSJETSJETS!
      OH YOU WANNA PIECE O ME?

  • @fireflocs
    @fireflocs Před 2 lety +77

    I'm so happy he's still friends with Dominic.

  • @idklol4197
    @idklol4197 Před 3 lety +118

    Carl outpredicted many so called experts on this one

  • @gregoryginal6010
    @gregoryginal6010 Před 10 lety +205

    Looks like Carl got his mom out of that dark, abysmal VA hospital

  • @Spazticspaz
    @Spazticspaz Před 3 lety +195

    I was so hype when the Giants won. It was like we were following Carl through the whole series rooting along side him

  • @tylerryan713
    @tylerryan713 Před 2 lety +23

    "You don't talk to my ma that way!"
    "Sorry I apologize!"
    "Accepted."
    New Jersey: We don't yell at you just because we're mad, we yell because we think with the volume turned up.

  • @weefi_
    @weefi_ Před 11 lety +365

    Being from Jersey and being a longtime Giants fan, all I have to say is...spot on adult swim, spot on.

  • @LPcustom76
    @LPcustom76 Před 11 lety +577

    dominic is really a jets fan, as seen in the episode "buddy nugget".

    • @Michael_Sangworth
      @Michael_Sangworth Před 5 lety +94

      He probs just likes them more than the patriots

    • @grimmseti
      @grimmseti Před 4 lety +53

      @@Michael_Sangworth He's also prolly being promised money or some shit.

    • @Michael_Sangworth
      @Michael_Sangworth Před 4 lety +8

      Nate Richkind lmao I’d bet Carl would put a lot of money on the line for the giants Super Bowl.

    • @scotchbonnet7
      @scotchbonnet7 Před 4 lety +51

      Giants are the lesser evil to a Jets fan.

    • @xxxGreyFoxNinja11xxx
      @xxxGreyFoxNinja11xxx Před 3 lety +4

      What happened to the other guy in that episode? Why isn't he in it? Unless....

  • @OwYouMoron
    @OwYouMoron Před 7 lety +176

    It's like Yoda's name, if he didn't have the name Yoda.

  • @bigmeknurgle
    @bigmeknurgle Před 7 lety +177

    SAWWRY, I APOLOGIZE!

  • @bom6330
    @bom6330 Před 2 lety +55

    10 years later, still hilarious

  • @wingsofped0philia584
    @wingsofped0philia584 Před 3 lety +24

    “That was a fluke Ma! Yeah, 6 flukes!”

  • @BeavisSaves
    @BeavisSaves Před 4 lety +93

    There has never been a better sports show than this in the history of the world.

  • @no64256
    @no64256 Před 2 lety +34

    It's nice seeing a nicer side of Carl

    • @manbob15
      @manbob15 Před rokem +17

      He probably normally is, he just hates his neighbors…very friggen much..

  • @metrodonkey8093
    @metrodonkey8093 Před 4 lety +217

    I hope Carl's commencement means more locks this year

    • @motnurky7055
      @motnurky7055 Před 4 lety +11

      God I hope so, Carl is the reason I cant hate the Giants as a Cowgirls fan

    • @motnurky7055
      @motnurky7055 Před 4 lety +10

      @Jake Shattuck One who's been screaming at a television for nearly ten years to fire Jason Garrett
      At some point you kind of just stop caring

    • @Jerry_Freestyle
      @Jerry_Freestyle Před 3 lety +3

      MappaKishin
      Best thing in Dallas is I-45 South coming into God Bless Houston, Texas

  • @Deshoda100
    @Deshoda100 Před 2 lety +32

    A real gem AS did here with these shorts bits. Never cared for football but I always liked hearing Carl give his opinion on a game. As exaggerated as they are.

  • @VITRUVIANMANNOLA
    @VITRUVIANMANNOLA Před 12 lety +162

    "6 flukes."

  • @scotchbonnet7
    @scotchbonnet7 Před 4 lety +39

    I would legit watch football if commentary was like this

  • @LazyPirate8
    @LazyPirate8 Před 2 lety +60

    Carl needs his own spin off.

    • @LIONTAMER3D
      @LIONTAMER3D Před 2 lety +8

      he's one of the greatest cartoon characters ever developed

    • @themachoechidnaugandarandy7583
      @themachoechidnaugandarandy7583 Před 2 lety +9

      Sadly he got isekaid and is now helping the world of fantasy repopulate.

    • @theequalizer694
      @theequalizer694 Před 2 měsíci

      @@themachoechidnaugandarandy7583He’s also trying to introduce football to the people of that land on the side. What a saint

  • @crimsondynamo615
    @crimsondynamo615 Před 3 měsíci +3

    “Is this the hospital?”
    “Go back to bed, ma.”

  • @Owlmeatsandbeaks
    @Owlmeatsandbeaks Před rokem +13

    Love that he kept his friends from that one episode

  • @MajorBeatings101
    @MajorBeatings101 Před 2 lety +11

    ESPN could replace all their taking heads with this True Gentleman.

  • @Sly88Frye
    @Sly88Frye Před 4 lety +88

    His ma may have been old and tired but she tried to offer a reasonable counterpoint and still got shut down. Hilarious! I mean the Giants did win after all but it wasn't such a one-sided game.

  • @friskecrisps8038
    @friskecrisps8038 Před 7 měsíci +6

    “That was a fluke mah!”
    “Six flukes”
    “Right six flukes”

  • @ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093

    Carl thinks that the 49ers sacking Manning 6 times was 6 flukes but he predicts the only score the Pats will get in the SB will be via safety - which is usually achieved by sacking the QB in the endzone. Checks out.

  • @capitalismsucks9590
    @capitalismsucks9590 Před 2 lety +30

    “You don’t talk to my ma that way”
    “SORRY I APOLOGIZE”
    “Apology accepted”
    Average day in Jersey

  • @cockercane
    @cockercane Před 12 lety +42

    It's nice to meet Carl's mom.

  • @dwaynesbadchemicals
    @dwaynesbadchemicals Před 4 měsíci +3

    I just wish Carl made more friends.

  • @cangrejopendejo4909
    @cangrejopendejo4909 Před 2 lety +15

    I still watch these even though I don't and never have watched the NFL, and these are almost 10 years old.

  • @ztc33
    @ztc33 Před 4 lety +14

    “6 flukes!” 😂😂😂

  • @SpectralUmbreon197
    @SpectralUmbreon197 Před rokem +9

    The Giants just won their first Playoff game since that Super Bowl. So naturally, I had to come here.

  • @ninjaswordtothehead
    @ninjaswordtothehead Před 7 měsíci +4

    Carl is my sole source of football info.

  • @myblacklab7
    @myblacklab7 Před 7 měsíci +6

    I wish he would do these every week.

  • @DirtyJerseyProductions
    @DirtyJerseyProductions Před 11 lety +33

    HELLLL NO! In NJ you may be able to pick from the Giants, Jets, or even the Eagles, but you only get one choice. Luckily Carl chose correctly.

  • @jackkavanagh6337
    @jackkavanagh6337 Před rokem +4

    My dad and I
    (before we stopped taking) loved this skit from athf, when Carl said, “shut your figgin mouth, MA!” We both lost it!

  • @pepperjackman123
    @pepperjackman123 Před 10 lety +188

    I'd watch sports if it were like this...

    • @hh-tp5cn
      @hh-tp5cn Před 4 lety +12

      It is like this

    • @sabi2955
      @sabi2955 Před 3 lety +6

      @@hh-tp5cn it really is 😂😂 #herewego

    • @LokNex915
      @LokNex915 Před 3 lety +8

      Go a local bar and you’ll find atleast 3 discussions like this

    • @dudewatches6125
      @dudewatches6125 Před 3 lety

      Andrew, you still alive after seven years?

    • @pepperjackman123
      @pepperjackman123 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dudewatches6125 I am and I'm still waiting for better sports lol

  • @Grundleburger
    @Grundleburger Před 7 měsíci +2

    "It's like Yoda's name if he didn't have the name Yoda" God the ATHF writers were on their A-game, easily up there for some of the most iconic tv of the 2000's

  • @mindriot91_96
    @mindriot91_96 Před 2 lety +10

    I wish they would bring this show back. Damn, I miss it.

  • @EricSchmerick
    @EricSchmerick Před 12 lety +14

    Carl knows his football.

  • @trevordelarosa3599
    @trevordelarosa3599 Před 5 lety +24

    “SHUT YO FRIGGIN MOUTH MAH!!!” Lmfao Carl is the shit

  • @Danny_Boy96
    @Danny_Boy96 Před 3 lety +8

    I feel like I had this exact conversation before that super bowl, and yes I’m from New Jersey

  • @Torgo1969
    @Torgo1969 Před 4 lety +14

    I find it hard to hate the Patriots as long as Belichick is the coach. He and Parcells resurrected the NYGs back in the 80s.

  • @Thoroughly_Wet
    @Thoroughly_Wet Před 10 měsíci +3

    I thought Dominic liked the jets

  • @clublazy9468
    @clublazy9468 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I like that these two actually became friends after that buddy magnet

  • @LevinsConvoy
    @LevinsConvoy Před 8 měsíci +3

    God I missed these
    Wish these kept going.

  • @estrellacasias
    @estrellacasias Před 2 lety +8

    I wanna go to New Jersey. Everyone says he's exactly what its like to see a Carl In The wild

  • @DirtyJerseyProductions
    @DirtyJerseyProductions Před 11 lety +27

    What can I say? We have a state full of expert analysts lol

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp Před rokem +3

    “It’s like Yoda’s name if he didn’t have the name Yoda” fucking killed me

  • @Stevon125
    @Stevon125 Před 12 lety +103

    the niners sacked eli six times.....that was a fluke mom! 6 flukes!!.....yah 6 flukes!!...lol

    • @eternallegacy89
      @eternallegacy89 Před 3 lety +3

      Get your head out of your ass...

    • @dudewatches6125
      @dudewatches6125 Před 3 lety +5

      The best fucking part is that they were right and the Giants somehow won, LMFAO

  • @everstray7482
    @everstray7482 Před 8 měsíci +3

    This was surprisingly wholesome. I love Carl. 😂

  • @ChefJeezy
    @ChefJeezy Před 2 lety

    Wow this takes back not sure why it's in my feed today but I love that it is 😂

  • @thecianinator
    @thecianinator Před 4 lety +10

    I love how Carl's mom is bald too

    • @Anon-lu6ct
      @Anon-lu6ct Před 4 lety +3

      They say you get your hair genes from your mothers side

  • @simonpeter5032
    @simonpeter5032 Před 4 lety +7

    Why am I just seeing this for the first time now?

  • @SidneyBroadshead
    @SidneyBroadshead Před rokem +3

    *_Carl's Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week_* (Season 4, Ep19: _Patriots vs Giants_ ; January 15, 2012)
    _New England Patriots vs New York Giants_ (NFL 2011 Season (Superbowl XLVI); February 5, 2012)
    {LucasOil Field; Indianapolis, Indiana}
    Giants 21 | Patriots 17

  • @danielkurlan182
    @danielkurlan182 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I am a Giants fan and I had to watch this one before the first game of the season this Sunday

  • @smokeyhat
    @smokeyhat Před rokem +2

    Carl: YOU DON’T TALK TO MY MA THAT WAY!!!
    Also Carl: SHUT UR FRIGGIN MOUT MA!!!

  • @irvinnicely5475
    @irvinnicely5475 Před rokem +2

    Last time I checked, Dominic was a Jets fan.

  • @majinboot8775
    @majinboot8775 Před 4 lety +6

    Eli, Boom, everytime.
    Correct.

  • @scar02
    @scar02 Před 3 lety +4

    Bring it back 2020

  • @dblount1501
    @dblount1501 Před 3 lety +5

    ESPN needs Carl NOW

  • @DPoner
    @DPoner Před 8 měsíci

    One of the best pieces of television, ever 🎉

  • @Adrian-vd6ji
    @Adrian-vd6ji Před 6 měsíci +2

    i thought he was a jets fan

  • @joetatos8687
    @joetatos8687 Před 2 lety +3

    can we please get the NFL to use Carl for all post game recaps lmfao

  • @RuggedRebelRon
    @RuggedRebelRon Před 12 lety +13

    GIANTS WIN GIANTS WIN !!!

  • @lolusuck386
    @lolusuck386 Před 2 lety +2

    I wish these never stopped

  • @NameName2.0
    @NameName2.0 Před 4 lety +2

    I.. I love this friendship.

  • @holyballswappfalls1158
    @holyballswappfalls1158 Před 4 lety +4

    YOU FRIGGIN ROCK CARL

  • @johnnyk617
    @johnnyk617 Před 4 lety +1

    I would watch this show religiously if this was a series

  • @GuardianComplex
    @GuardianComplex Před 4 lety +9

    "There aint nothing to do in Indianapolis."

    • @JaniceVinson
      @JaniceVinson Před 4 lety

      Fucking right it's not

    • @Jerry_Freestyle
      @Jerry_Freestyle Před 3 lety +2

      They’ve got that restaurant with the oversized chicken sandwich
      I saw it on Man v Food when it was Adam Richman way back when

  • @Imaxxacre1
    @Imaxxacre1 Před 10 lety +59

    Is this the hospital?

  • @joehill4094
    @joehill4094 Před 2 lety +2

    This is the closes we will get to a podcast hosted by Carl

  • @AdmiralBetas
    @AdmiralBetas Před 12 lety +52

    Where was Carl's Ma when his dad was making him make insulation?

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 Před 4 lety +19

      Morbidly obese and sound asleep in the other room?

  • @MrBraffZachlin
    @MrBraffZachlin Před 11 lety +17

    friggin factors

  • @Naturemagick9
    @Naturemagick9 Před 4 lety +1

    The only sports show I will watch!!!!

  • @kisame786
    @kisame786 Před 4 lety +1

    I miss these

  • @Monk-ow3ok
    @Monk-ow3ok Před 2 lety +2

    If ATHF was revived today Carl would probably have a sports podcast. That is sporadically updated and frequently off topic

  • @moscowjade
    @moscowjade Před 2 lety +2

    Carl was the carry for this show.

  • @scotthaggerty7755
    @scotthaggerty7755 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I love that even in the dream Giants win scenario the Pats still get a safety on them

  • @3rdsstotenkopf32
    @3rdsstotenkopf32 Před rokem +1

    “There ain’t nothin to do in Indianapolis” he’s not wrong lmao

  • @Soldiershak
    @Soldiershak Před 4 lety +3

    Lol it really says something when Carl has most of his mother's features

  • @hitoshisawa8479
    @hitoshisawa8479 Před 6 lety +10

    BRING HIM BACK

  • @JustAGuyProduction
    @JustAGuyProduction Před 2 lety +2

    Carl is so nice to let his mom rent his couch.

  • @fwd5614
    @fwd5614 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I'm born and raised in north jersey. this is 150% accurate

  • @OmegaRedFan
    @OmegaRedFan Před 2 lety

    I miss these bits

  • @jerryhenson3916
    @jerryhenson3916 Před 2 lety +1

    1:13
    Yeah, that's true.

  • @rujiel4620
    @rujiel4620 Před 2 lety +3

    Carl's mom reminds me a lot of my own Mom.. it kinda made me a bit sad.

  • @epictorres96
    @epictorres96 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Damn I just revisited this video after many years and I got so sad when they mentioned that the Giants had a rock solid o-line 😭😭😭😭

  • @Derplox
    @Derplox Před 3 lety +1

    This video getting alot of love... The algorithm has been really good to Aqua teen this past year..