ASMR I'm your Obsessed Stalker
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- čas přidán 17. 11. 2023
- Thank you so much for watching!!! i do wanna say that my first video for my second channel was delayed since i dent like how it turned out so im going to redo it. also thanks to remi for the video idea
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i think we need a version of this where the person goes along with it, bc let's be real half of the people here absolutely would 😭😭
Yessir 😂 I would
I would agree
Half of the people in books…
NO BC I WOULD GO ALONG WITH IT 😭
@@IEATT0ES572 i would be so concerningly okay with it 😭
*us in the library*
“uh…you like books?”
literally my level of flirt 😂
💀
"oh you have a boyfriend? don't worry i'll take care of him... what? who said that?" LMAOOO that went dark really quick 💀
Me if I was a stalker fr😭
“You haven’t said that to anyone...? No you have you have”
Gaslight level ♾%
i can’t understand “you have you have” ..
@@totallyteagan722 it means “you have said that” but he said it twice since people normally say things twice when they’re lying
@@I.have.social.anxietyohhhh ok
I know stalking is serious but sloth makes it cute ngl
that's how they get you
Exactly 😭
frrr
real !!!
Absolutely not😊
Personally, I’d trust him with my social security number 🤷♂️
I believe he would use it responsibly 😊
Probably already knows it
@@bibbleliciouseven bibble is thirsty 😨 don't worry me too.
@@mud_muncher3721right😂
Got me giggling and smiling he ate with this one
Omgg me 2😂
he was so gaslight gatekeep girlboss when questioned abt knowing too much
i was half asleep and he goes "i'll take care of him" and my eyes snapped open 💀
WHY IS NOONE TALKING ABOUT THE AIR TAG BEING PUT IN OUR BACKPACK 😭
THAT WAS SO FUNNY
@@c1gsafterwhat HE DID IT MORE THAN ONCE 😂
@@trisarahtops5845 IK WHEN HE DID IT AGAIN I ALMOST STARTED LAUGHING AT 2 AM
bro just kept digging his grave deeper and deeper
ngl this character is unintentionally funny lolll also love ur videos man keep it up! i watched you since your first vid :)
AHHH I LOVE UR VIDEOS SO MUCHHHH❤❤❤❤❤❤
Why would they look so cute together!?
@@RAT2362why is that the first thing you think of 😭😭😭
@@leebubbles idk-😭🔫
the AirTag bit had me in tears 💀 the only reason why I’d say yes is bc of the Gir hat 😭
I'm dumb so can I ask what gir is?
@@Emmy-lg1oo Gir is a character from the show called Invader Zim!! I highly recommend it if you enjoy animated shows bc it’s funny lmao
@@biggerpoppa ooooh ok thank you that's very helpful
One time my friends and I were talking about AirTags and my friends goes “ listen all you gotta say is ‘personwhoconsentstomeputtingthisairtagonthem say what’ and then its not illegal!”
his gifts are literally sooo thoughtful though, it shows that he rlly paid attention the to things she likes 😭😭
cuz hes stalking 😭😭
That’s how stalking works
Bro 😭
I had a very bad experience with a stalker so I thought watching a light-hearted ASMR about stalking would make it better and it definitely feels a bit better lol
Thank you!
Oooh I hope you get better 😢🥰❤
Oh I’m sorry love
This roleplay is actually really good omg???
i would let him stalk me
Fr fr
I'd let him stalk me on bed! I'd be the happiest!🤣EDIT: He's ALREADY 18 by the way, drama queens in the comments section.🤦♂
@@charliedaysoh!!!!
@@charliedaysoh 😯
@@charliedays😭😭OH! Me too girl
love your voice and the way you talk it's very soothing
honestly if someone bought me a gir hat i’d let them keep me in their basement
I like how he’s so gentle and calm 😭✋❤️
BRO HE IS SOOOO PRETTY
THE WAY MY HAW DROPPED WHEN HE MENTIONED INVADER ZIM it’s my fav show ever😭🙏🙏
Jaw***
Yea it’s supposed to be creepy but it’s kinda cute at the same time idk why😭
girl you ate that up
period
Bro was gaslighting me so much I had to question things 😭✋🏻
the only stalker i would be happy to have 😌😌
This is literally so funny for no reason 😭😂
I wish he was my stalker, I can fix him :3
Me
well i can make him worse ^//w//^
Where's the "/j" 😰
@@mirae3454i don’t think they’re joking, love… 😰
This doesn’t give me tingles but it does make me smile and giggle because I am lonely 😔
Man's search for meaning is actually my fav😭😭
My bilingual mode is half broken and I don't understand half of what you say, but it makes me laugh to understand part of it. I love understanding a part and then not knowing how to translate what follows, I liked the video. ^^❤
alright but you’re so good at this i love it😭😭😭
Excruciatingly relaxing
Honestly.. would hang out with him fr
The fact that he gives off andrew garfield's peter parker just- Makes it so much better
He sounds like he just has an awkward crush in the beginning 😭
THE KING HAS POSTED‼️
Him gaslighting me the whole way through.
Me: I will in no way question this
lmaooo the books part was cute asf 😭😭 1:08
ITS GIVING JOHN DOE GAME VIBES☠️☠️☠️👀
we need more😫 we begg had me giggling
“I shouldn’t know this…oh no..oh yeah oh mhm” *nervous side eye*
Oh my god i love your voice, its so soothing
I kept giggling cause I kept saying “What book are you getting?” in response and i didn’t get an answer so I kept getting louder “WHAT BOOK ARE YOU GETTING⁉️” 😭
I love your hair so much it’s amazing I’m jealous
Absolutely loved 🥰 😊
the fave songs are so good 😩🙏
People always tell me im mentally ill and weird for wanting an obsessive stalker bf etc and say i just think its cute but no im fr i want that. I wanna feel loved but also scared cause the stalker could use all the informations he has against me. Okay well it’s probably still mentally ill BUT IM FR I NEED IT PLEASE
yay omg I'm waiting for this one 😭💓
I have been laughing at the "2 + 2 = 5" and "Stop putting airtags in my backpack" for the past 7 minutes....
BRO MY FAVORITE SONG IS NO SURPRISES- I WAS JUST LISTENING TO IT WTF STOP STALKING ME REALLY!!!
I love your videos this is so good 🗣️
YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD DAY WHEN THE KING POSTS
"You have a bf? I'll take care of him 😚"
"Huh? What- who said that?? 😅😅" I never laughed so hard at asmr bro
Good job tho, thank you for delivering awesome content yet again 🫶 :]]
Let's go the king 👑 is back!
I was the 1k like ^^ this video is so soothing omg I love it!!!
literally me (im in ur walls)
Realll (im under your floorboards)
Relatable (im under your bed)
Frl (I’m in your closet)
Fr(im inside your skin)
i missed you, thanks for the video :D
The fact that one of my dating standards is literally that my partner has to be willing to watch invader zim with me... I feel so understood
Ngl this is so funny his character is great
this cracked me up so hard I LOVE YOU
More of this please!
I think you've got it wrong, I'm stalking you😁(I'm outside your window)
I'm behind you, I love how you stalk to people you love 🥺🥺🥺
@@saga_oneilB-But I’m watching you from the bushes across the street 😔🥺☹️😣😖
I WAS WAITING AGES FOR THIS ONE😭👈
I love this so much 😭😭😭
This hurts, we stalk YOU, you can’t stalk us!!! 😂😝😂🥰
Bruh I really do love invader Zim and gir is my favorite thank you 😊
earlyyy
listening to u just talking is soothing alone🤍
is it just me, or does he look like a cuter version of harry potter?😭❤
so handsome and very soothing
literally me with other people because i just know things. that's video really nice, haha.
There’s actually a kid named Michael that sits behind me in science class 😭
Love that I'm literate in your cinematic universe
I only have one thing to say, you are beautiful and so is your hair🥺
We need a yandere or tsundere version
The candle actually has the flag of the German Empire (1871-1918) if you include the lit.
MY FLAG WAS BLACK RED WHITE ONCE?
i would be honored to be stalked by him
IM OBSESSED
Need sum one like this 😭
Sloth plays the role a little too well 😂😂 what do you do off camera🤔
me
@@19aesthtixz WHAT😭😭😭
extremely hard watch ✅
Bros not even trying to hide the fact he's stocking 😭
stalking*
pt 2 of this please lol 😊
Poland candle lol, but seriously good asmr keep it up 👍
Yall hes kinda cutie patootie 🤔🤔🗣️🔥
Radiohead>>>>
Those songs are AMAZING
5:50 LMAOO 5:56
I like how the candle had polish flag colors in order and i went „how did you know-„
What’s a little spooky is that everything he mentioned linked up with my likings 😻
wait hes so cute with it
see this is crazy because 2+2=5 is my fav rh song
this video has me giggling 😭😭😭
brothera where are you gettin these ideas
bit different than being stalked instead of being the stalker
fav band was SPOT ON
you replying after u say something is so funny for some reason😭😭
can u show us your hair routine with asmr
What makes this even better is that i have a stalker irl 😀
w-what 😅😅
I'm actually reading man's search for meaning rn that's so scary
honestly i could relate to the first seconds of the video bc probably that's me walking around school just to accidentally bump into my pookie 😶