The Amazing Racist Asks Jews to Sign Petitions
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- čas přidán 21. 08. 2013
- The Amazing Racist (Ari Shaffir) asks Jews to sign a petition for killing Jesus.
😮 This was an exclusive clip from the movie ‘InAPPropriate Comedy’, written and directed by Vince Offer (The Shamwow Guy).
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The fact that Ari is one of the most stereotyped looking Jews makes this so much better 😂
…How
police not sure
Made this 10x funnier 🤣🤣
He is jewish!
@@obliqueparalells429 no shit. Did you even read my comment lol.
"You're in a Jewish market" "Yeah I came to find them" lmaoooooooo
Facts broh😂
🤣
Hate em small hats 😂😂🤣🤣
That had me dying!😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I WISH IT WAS 6 MILLION AND 1” bro that is a devastating line 😂
What thats mean ? I didnt get it
You’ll get it someday
@hadioden5420 6 million jews died in the holocaust. He is saying he wish it were 6 million and 1 (the 1 being the store manager) dead.
That joke burns
@@hadioden5420learn your history bud😂😂
4:35 "I understand Hitler though now" 😭😭 I'm dying of laughter 💀💀
Sooo Funny right??! Are you a syco that finds death and torture of a nation funny! Imagine if you said that about black people or any other race!
@@jackohayon7986 N
@@jackohayon7986 no one cares bro like we can laugh at our own race and others
@@franciscofranco8943 oh I see! So u can make fun fun of certain races and a massacre of an entire nation but dare say one thing about anyother and u go down, right………,..🧐
FYI my grandmother ran away from the nazis in France and got out of her hiding place after the Nazis killed her family.. not too worry though they died in a forest while the rest were torched and beat to death for simply believing or identifying as something.
@@jackohayon7986 of someone is racist to me im gonna be racist back
"Ok, my name IS David."
@Főfasírozó proof it
I wish there was a way of knowing
You'd all be dead if it wasn't for my David
@@WrightOnTarget # Independence Day
@@WrightOnTargeto&a fan?
"I'll just put David.."
"Ok my name IS David."
LMAO
lmao that one got me
@@rashidjurgens9992 this whole bleeping THING got me !!
"My nose is fine... your nose is bigger than mine!" 😂😂😂 I freakin' died!
That is what makes this pure gold.
No it was “Remember Jesus and how you guys killed him”!
yeah so is jesus
The funniest thing about this is, if you hid a camera and asked white people to apologize for colonialism, a lot of them would sign it 😂🤣
You realize this is fake right? The shoppers are very terrible actors
That wouldn't be funny, that would be AWESOME
@@user-ec4cg1zy2x conquered not stolen 😋
why apologize? I'm proud of my history
@@kurbiskuchenliebhaber if you consider "cultural genocide" as "conquering" then yeah I guess so.
“Can you smell the penny?” 😂
It's the ORIGINAL COPPER TOP
“...remember Jesus and how you killed him?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
never exsited. hes a myth
Remember Jesus being Jewish himself?
@@garydosgdg7969 Jesus was racially jewish but was the first Christian.
@Nordic Hebrew because you're all knowing. Doesnt the bible say not to judge but here you are
@Nordic Hebrew oh yeah i recently seen a video on the topic. Praise Jesus
At the end when he said "stop you're crucifying me" I had flash backs of "The passion of the Christ" movie 😂😂😂
then they will blame some italian guy who was literally DOING WHAT THEY WANTED! lol
@@MatthewCaruso-ky4uz True!
I love how people keep saying "jesus" in disgust after they end their conversation
"How do you guys get such curly hair?" As his own head of hair is 10x more curly 🤣
@Miguel Namias that explains it ! 😐
Not after date her for a week...
Because he's also jewish
>.
Disgusting monster, laugh until karma hits you.
I like how the employee kept encouraging him to shop.hahaha
None of that was real but he was being polite and not nasty.
@@bighands69 I'll honestly bet it was. Sure ARI was being fake, but it was unscripted, everyone took him at face value, element of absolute surprise ! Price of doing next level comedy ?
$$$$$
of course cuz it's always about money and let's be real the employees not going to do a goddamn thing other than kvetch and call the cops. because just like his entire people he is weak and expect someone else to do the dirty deeds for him.
You can always count on a Christ killer to always be closing a sale. Hehe....
3:15 killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like victims all the time Ehhfeewwwwww💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol they talk like this seriously
@@redditstories400 Jews love money
awh shlomo the gentiles kicked us out of 109 countries but its totally not our fault
stop, you're CRUCIFYING me!🤣
"How do you talk like that? Ñññgggh ññgghrhghh" lmao 😂😂😂
Does making fun of the way some talk have a name?
Talk as victim
Tommy Gunn it's just funny, don't take it personally
Benjamin gaete leon 😂 hahahha
Benjamin gaete leon lmfao That shit was funny nnhhhnnnn
“Hey remember jesus, and how you guys killed him...”😂😂😂😂
True tho
It was actually the Romans who killed him
@chico the facts thats the romans killed him .
Lmao
@chico Wanting someone dead is not the same as physically killing someone. Just like hiring a hitman will get you less time than killing
So people still don’t know that this was filmed on a closed set with people who all agreed to do improv for with Ari and we’re aware of the situation, just told to act normal and take the high road to whatever Ari would throw at them.
It was so well done that it could trick many people.
No wonder he didn't get kicked out
@@evronian1129 3:30 why she smelling that melon?
Who is "we"?
Who cares, its funny either way…..
Almost 20 years old and it’s still funny!!!!😂
The Jerry Seinfeld thing still gets me every time 😂
The videos 9 years old
This came out in 2013 lol
Which one I need to know
@@KingC89 The entire series started filming in 2003.
"If you still know your jew number" NOOOO 😭😭💀💀😂
It’s so funny yet cringey at the same time
nein nein nein
He, ummm....went there didn't he? 😄😳
@@ilongfordarkness ten ten ten
How is this dude still alive xD
The real sin is the price of that Special Avocado for $5.69 each
start ww3 and reset the price to zero. avocado matter.
It's a jewish market did you expect the prices to be reasonable?
lol
It’s a dollar sign; not a five.
They are $.69; hence why Ari says “good price.”
kizzenger a good person in the comment section
I miss the days of people just being able to make jokes, no matter the "tasteless" nature
I miss the days when people told offensive jokes instead of complaining about how they can’t tell offensive jokes. 35% of comments are like this nowadays. CZcams comments became so boring!
Oh shut up, copy and paste
Almost everything is tasteless these days but for some reason every joke needs to be in good "taste"
@Spanishdog17 anything too offensive yiutube just hides, then strikes you
It’s not because they’re offended. They won’t sign it because none of them are sorry
You're a real idiot!
Why should they be sorry ?
@@HITBnn why shouldn’t they be
@@HITBnnEven if you dont believe Jesus is God, considering how much Jews love and protect their own, to give one of their own up to die seems something to be sorry for, no?
@@yahublooddrunkeness4841 My dear Yahub, did the High Priest of the Temple represent only 1% of the population?
" *Ngheegh egh egh* "
My favorite part LMAOO
Yeah he sounds like a donkey LOL
Perfect Seinfeld impression lol
I call my blue jays 'jew jays.' That's just what they sound like.
😂😂😂
"You're crucifying me that's what you did to jesus" 😂😂💀💀💀
If I recall, wasn't it Pontius Pilate (a Roman) who condemned Jesus? The Jews that nailed him to the cross were just doing their job. I think we should blame Italians.
Saw this on KSI's video, holy shit this was hilarious
My respect for him ↗↗⬆⬆
Literally every Jew would recognize Ari as one of their own. They put off some distinct vibes to each other. It's crazy.
@@CroMagnon42 new jewish emoji: >:^D
Jehovahs and Mormons have the radar also
I have met all manner of people that look like they belong to different groups. None of that really means anything.
It's true... We do
Its obviously staged.
"Jew apples... Get less for your Money.." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂💀💀💀
That first old man didn’t know what to think lmfao 😂
3:40 “…. Jew name and Jew number…”😂😂😂😂
Give him credit. He's disrespecting his own kind the same way he disrespected every other group.
No disagreeing here. If a gentile did the same shit to those jews, they would be so quick to pull the anti-semitic card.
@@jkeegan154 Are you stupid? It's obviously a skit with actors. I'd laugh the same if he was a gentile. My husband is a gentile and he asks me can you smell the penny all the time and other shit. Smh
Ngh ngh ngh
@@natashka1982 did you sign ?
@@zeeone4492 sign what?
Lol he looks more Jewish then like half of them, almost like he is Jewish
He is a Jew.
That’s why he wore the priest garb. Coz he knew he’d be mistaken for a Jew....lol
Because he is Jewish
The "priest" is a jewish comedian named ari shaffir.
@Kyle Blank quote from ari shaffir
"Heyy look at the little jew apples, they're like tiny! You get less, for your money." HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA
LOL it took two Jews to throw out one skinny guy
Clerk: you’re going to have to leave, I don’t want you bothering my customers, unless you’re going to shop here and buy something 😂😂😂😂 this part killed me
Shekels triumph everything.
Would be better if it wasn't the biggest Jew in the world asking them to sign the petition. They can all tell he's Jewish.
He could be one of Those confused and tired of antisemitism caving in type of"jews" for jesus" Assholes
Seriously. The guy in the priests collar is a New York Jewish guy
This is totally fake
The fact that he's a Jew, would be even more offensive to them in this situation.
its fake anyway
You guys are fucking dumb asses
That's Ari Shaffir, of course he's Jewish
He openly jokes about being Jewish in us stand up comedy
Wayy before he did this obviously faked show
I am tempted to try this. Except not staged but with real reactions. I am german by the way.
😅 Good luck !
Good luck, though there's a high likelihood of you being arrested and charged with a hate crime.
Yesssssss
This never gets old
Yiddle diddles 😂😂
are you telling me the Jews in that shop did not recognize a fellow Jew pretending to be a christian??
are you telling me you didn't recognise that this was a fucking sketch. THEYRE ALL ACTORS
Alright....calm down jew dont get triggered
There are Jews who are practicing Christians, you know.
Sun Cat how do you know these are all actors? If they are, then this video looses it's comedic effect
Seb Banks dude hes not tbat mains stream...
Everyone he asked said “Jesus!” In complete disbelief. The irony. Lol I love Ari. I can’t wait to see him in November for the “Wrong Side of History Tour” I actually have FRONT ROW seats. Dead a$$ center. My son and I are going to wear dashiki’s.
I'm jew"
If an all jewish football team entered the NFL their main goal while on the field would be to get the
(Quarter-back)😁👍
They would complain and get ptsd of the holocaust and blame it on people to keep caring about their tears
When the shopkeeper said he could shop, he should've said "So, you DO want my money."
The shopkeeper was just being polite.
@@bighands69 Being Jewish
@@dansmith1661
Yes they are polite.
@Chris Porter
How many christians were exiled from Britain?
@Chris Porter
I will ask again how Christians were exiled from Britain.
Try I know you can answer.
5:30 “okay my name is David” 10/10
😂😂
69th like.
That was hilarious 😂
*Do you smell the penny?* 😂😂
My respect for this man went:↗↗↗
Why??
He is pretty racist for a white man
@@shragyschnitzler2578 prolly cuz he’s antisemetic
"If you still know your jew number" Lmaooooo!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rofl
I think himself is a jew...
Chris Boyle why do you need science involved? Just pure history, bud.
So all the soldiers who found the mass graves and factories are liars? The video footage is bunk too I guess? Bunch of people starved themselves to the brink of death so it could look real?
Ok I just saw your banner. Why even waste my time on you right.
Frog Dog , I wonder why .
maskim:)
It’s amazing how calm that worker was
How many countries again? Have they been kicked from?
all done by white christians
Oh Jerry Seinfeld "Hello Newman"
Hilarious
+NPC Shark
The whole skit was so inappropriate but it was still hilarious in parts. I thought he looked like a young Ben Stiller.
I feel like that part was scripted, especially when he said his nose isn’t big.
I thought the whole scene was natural
@@bighands69 I would have called the cops on him. The so called priest is unbelievably ignorant. What the hell is going on here. And if he is a
Read that right as I heard it.
Let me give you a penny for your troubles
Cracked me up so hard
When did he say that?
@@spencer_jackson542 he showed her the penny 😂😂
“Stop, you’re crucifying me” 😂😂😂😂
Ari took me out of a bad mood, thanks man
0:48 I cried from laughing so hard !
And 3:16 😂
I literally cried laughing
Wtf was he doing here lmao
This guy dressed as a priest needs to see a psychiatrist. Waco
@@patriciacolombini6567 Because he picked on the chosenites? Fuck them. Get real. He's one himself anyways.
Make Comedy Great Again!
Hahaha It’s Mark Dice!
Mark, you are the fucking best 🤣
Mark Dice!? What are you doing here?
I wonder why you ended up in this video? Gotta be a coincidence, right?
My man Mr.Dice.
So amazed this still exists
i mean.....he raises a good point, if we always have to tip toe around jews, why dont they have to apologize for killing jesus?
Because it was Romans who killed Jesus and hundreds of thousands of other Jews and then pulled a trick of blaming the Jews for killing jews.
@@bighands69 Ehhhhhhhh... Ehhhhhhhh!
1:05 lol the Jew man said Jesus out of frustration.
It's the inner guilt he's got for killing him lol
@@forests.9597 I lol'd
I've always wondered about when people do that. Why would a person use his name if he doesn't believe in him? Or someone taking the Lords name in vain but does not not believe in God. I Just never understood
i sure hope you understand it's an act of comedy..
@Nintendo Gamer Shalom, nice answer. Nice username too haver!
Did someone tell on me? Was it a collaborator? 😂
That was actually funny
Thanks for keeping these uploaded Vince
You dont need to apologize. He will balance your ledger one day regardless.
50% off nose jobs hahahahahahah
Ahmed Hachem If you are these people’s cousins than y’all nose shouldn’t be any different.
+john creator
no, semites have small noses, this guys are canaanians
@@Ermek57 you don't know wtf you're talking about
Yeah 50% off an already inflated price. Ppl are sooo stupid.
@piping piping it not true bro
Scriptures and history dont support that
“Nobody does that anymore!”
“No they don’t, so just apologize for the last one.”
Fuckkkkk that killed me
"You know he was special to us"
Probably should bring back crucifixion
Including state burnings
"Yeah, im here to find em" makes me spit laugh every time
Priceless - and I'm on the floor laughing!!!
Stop it, you're crucifying me! lol))))
High Voltage lol @6:25-6:53
He should offer the people 30 pieces or silver (dimes) to sign the petition.
Someone reads their bible
"I understand Hitler now though..." LMFAO THIS IS TOO GOOD
only a jew could pull something like this off. But then again the whole thing is staged. In reality he would be fiercely attacked.
No he wouldnt be lol
Brad Miller Like what? A sacrifice? U think they'd nail him to a cross LOL
Hermann Fegelein
Maybe so, I read that Jesus was a Levite. Would explain why he calls a certain tribe of Jews the children of the devil.
Brad Miller
Holy shit, and I thought I was far into the rabbit hole. Look up Avraham Yair Stern. Look up Igrun, and Lehi. Read Mein Kampf.
***** Refer to *****
Brad Miller these are not fake
How is it racist to state a fact?
Dakota Neuman
Dakota Neuman A fact? You're telling me that it's a fact that every single Jew back then wanted the execution of Jesus?
A FEW JEWISH AUTHORITIES, tell me, are supposed to be ambassadors for a whole culture? Idiotic.
The Voidsider Aaaand you just gave into a troll. Shame on you.
Shame *ding*
Dakota Neuman If you think about it, Italians, the descendants of the Romans, killed Jesus. The Jews didn't have the power or ability to do that since Israel was an occupied nation at that time.
When it’s not funny it’s cringe, there’s no in between
When he apologized, imagine if he'd said "speaking of apologies" and continued 😂
"I understand Hitler tho now" omg I'm dead or should I say I'm 'Gased'
Wtf is wrong with you
@@nateszhab1549 Victim spotted 😂
@@nateszhab1549 Nothing.
Lol
I’m dead this comedy is toooooo dark
"David... Uh, running media"
LMAO
Amazing that this spontaneous visit to the market happened to be full of customers all mic'd up with their microphones set to the same frequency.
It's a skit from a movie
@@colinoscopy2436 no shit it is a production. Thought I made that point quite obvious. I was responding to all the comments talking about this like it was real.
Still funny in October 2023!
Wait, why is this guy asking about curly hair when his hair is curly...?
+Sarah L Yeah but the dumb girl didnt see that. She was too self centered to notice that. And by the way Sarah God doesnt want you to debate on religion. We can debate on causes and betterment of society. Light from outside doesnt enlighten any one who is dark from inside.
Sarah L Because this is comedy and the people were paid money to participate.
He is Jewish himself. It's a skit.
+lyric derbin it doesn't matter that he is a Jew or Eskimo. He is just a fucking imbecile. Someone should kick his ass out of this shop.
+ksdr Someone should kick his ass out of this WORLD
as a jew, no way I would think anything but "hey, look at that jew in a priest outfit" within 1 second
It's their super Jew powers!
Exactly. Right off.
Me too. I'm not even a Jew but I got some Jew genes (I'm a smartee and clever). I can spot one.
Same lol
Yeah hes too ugly lol
If the audio wasn’t so good, I would’ve thought this was real. 😂
I don’t care if it’s staged it’s been a long time I watched this so funny 😂
this looked super fake
Its a script
Dhalps dadocta it is it's from a movie look in the description. still funny though.
You're a bright one!
Im not sure...but this kinda looks fake
Probably because this guy is more of a comedian then an actor.
That employee gave me the same impression as “Mc-lovin’”
OMG! Yes haha
The absolute most funniest thing I've ever seen. I mean. He looks like the "typical" jew...and 8 years later im just now seeing this? Love it.
"I UNDERSTAND HITLER THOUGH NOW"
😂😂😂😂😂
"OK, my name is David" Holy crap, that was hilarious.
Ari finally plays the joke on his own people, hilarious
They people he was trying to get to sign his "petition" was part of the act ...idi0t. LOL.
@@jacocharzukanamericanautho2422 It’s staged. This is a skit from a movie.
they rented the whole store to do this skit...
“Can you smell that? “Can you smell that penny?”
Little Jew apples
jimmy perkins get less for your money 😂😂
"YOUR NOSE IS BIGGER THAN MINE" 😂😂😂😂😂
“You’re in a Jewish market”
“Yea I came to find them”
Can you imagine someone saying, "This is a Caucasian market"?
He looks very Jewish himself. They might have recognised
I know
It’s fine in their minds when they make fun of Christians and Catholics in movies and other media, but they freak out when it’s fair play on them
I never knew it was a crime to be smart and invest smartly or to be pretty and be in movies
T M describe "fair play"!!!
Because the sad reality is that ppl think this way do laugh it off
Shabby Golem you just sound like a paranoid schytzo the jews make up the smallest population and thrive so ppl like you consider it a threat when such nations thrive and make huge contributions to the world plain and simple!
Office of Halo Intellingence Hey Stupid, I don’t know how ( drugs, brain injury, ignorance or a combination ) you missed my point but GFY
"Why do you guys tawk like that?"
[cue woody Allen impression]
He should have asked them to a sign a petition for making the buffalo extinct by squeezing too hard on the nickels.
“Hey...member Jesus and how you killed him”
Homer Balderas oh i member
"You smell the penny"?