A collection of moments committed to film but until now not released 🚨UK 2024 TOUR DATES ‘The Greeters Guild’ (new show), CAMEO, MERCH🚨 - linktr.ee/troyhawke
Always has a cornucopia of well intentioned comments for his adoring public. Never dull never boring just bloody marvellous. Great work sir great work. 💙💚
As the final bell rang, Molby and Hawke, sweaty and exhausted, embraced in the center of the ring. Derek Chisora declared the match a draw, emphasizing the charitable nature of the event over competitive outcomes. The real winners, however, were the underprivileged Everton fans who would benefit from the proceeds raised during the unique charity boxing match
I was Troy's boxing coach for a while,,, until the matter of brown paper bags changing hands came to light. Most of 'Troy 'KaKow Hawke's' footwork was based on the Errol Flynn film 'Gentleman Jim' which he watched every day for 3 years. Boxing for 'the Hawke' was mostly about wearing the smoke jacket and enquiring as to the welfare of his opponent. I shan't say the Molby fight was rigged, but it was. Unable to secure any more fights, Troy was forced onto the streets with the 'Greeter's Guild'. Boxing left Troy with the affectation of 'pleasantness'. I believe he's doing very well now.
Molby delved deeper into the hidden world, the Filofax wars of Merseyside emerged-a power struggle fueled by symbols and agendas known only to a select few. Molby, once an emblem of unity, found himself embroiled in a conflict that transcended the material, leaving scars on the collective consciousness of the community. Amidst the occult and the Filofax wars, Molby's shellsuit business crumbled under the weight of his darker pursuits. The vibrant tracksuits that had once symbolized a sense of identity and pride became relics of a past overshadowed by secrecy and discord
"I've got a huge problem with my R's" - brilliant
That is why he is always standing up.
"Is it kind of ironic you're taking a train to somewhere called Walkden?"
I had to pause the clip. :D :D
How on gods earth has this man not got 1 million subs? Genius, simply genius!!!
My day just got 1,000% better! Thank you Mr. Hawke!
1per cent only?
I second that 😊
The lady called it correctly, "You're talent" 👏👏
I wish these clips were longer! 15min long would be 15mins well spent. Top work fella, say hello to Jan 😏
Yes more and longer! Much longer!
When I wake up and see there is new Troy Hawke video - I know I am going to have a great day.
If you get the opportunity to see him live,you wont be disappointed,great stand up the man
Heartily seconded- best stand up I have seen live. : D
This man is the blessing this world needs! Please keep doing what you do, you gem of a man!
He's really my FAVORITE greeter on CZcams!!
Always has a cornucopia of well intentioned comments for his adoring public. Never dull never boring just bloody marvellous. Great work sir great work. 💙💚
Keep up the good work Troy, you're breaking down people's barriers!
If ever I'm in a tricky situation, I often think 'what would Jan Molby do?'
Thank you Troy for all the joy you spread. Your videos never fail to make me smile from the very beginning to the end ❤
I never get enough of this films. Pure bliss, the best on youtube
"I've got a huge problem with my Rs." Brilliant stuff as always!
The boy Troy has got talent
I freakin' love this guy. Jan Molby rules!
Absolutely fantastic as usual 👌
Two guys, one with shades, the other squinting 😂😂
I'm laughing in a bar in Lanzarote and getting funny looks! So good. There must be hours of good stuff like this!
You are an inspiration sir ❤️🙏🏻
0:12 such a debonair stance Troy! A true credit to the greeters guild,
*im still working on my own creative greeting skills*
that leopard print coat was so cool. and the chartreuse jacket. thankyou for being u😍
The Walkden line was a bar 😂
Love it! shame the clips are so short, just a friendly comment, not a psygidelic deflection, Shoulders back, You are killing it!
You must be Clark Gable !
I adore the dress...I mean smoking jacket!!
Tickets booked for Ipswich!
Terrific stuff. Your videos never fail to cheer me up!
Brilliant.
Brill
50 year-old gimmik FTW! 😆😆😆
So Funny Troy …. Keep the laughs coming 👏👏
Do the Greeters Guild offer apprenticeships or a franchise scheme?
Being kind doesn't cost a thing 🫶
Come to lincoln......🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
As the final bell rang, Molby and Hawke, sweaty and exhausted, embraced in the center of the ring. Derek Chisora declared the match a draw, emphasizing the charitable nature of the event over competitive outcomes. The real winners, however, were the underprivileged Everton fans who would benefit from the proceeds raised during the unique charity boxing match
I was Troy's boxing coach for a while,,, until the matter of brown paper bags changing hands came to light.
Most of 'Troy 'KaKow Hawke's' footwork was based on the Errol Flynn film 'Gentleman Jim' which he watched every day for 3 years. Boxing for 'the Hawke' was mostly about wearing the smoke jacket and enquiring as to the welfare of his opponent.
I shan't say the Molby fight was rigged, but it was. Unable to secure any more fights, Troy was forced onto the streets with
the 'Greeter's Guild'. Boxing left Troy with the affectation of 'pleasantness'. I believe he's doing very well now.
Molby delved deeper into the hidden world, the Filofax wars of Merseyside emerged-a power struggle fueled by symbols and agendas known only to a select few. Molby, once an emblem of unity, found himself embroiled in a conflict that transcended the material, leaving scars on the collective consciousness of the community.
Amidst the occult and the Filofax wars, Molby's shellsuit business crumbled under the weight of his darker pursuits. The vibrant tracksuits that had once symbolized a sense of identity and pride became relics of a past overshadowed by secrecy and discord
Sounds like Basil Fawlty, looking like million dollars.
putting the G B back I Great Britain
When are you coming to Germany Troy?
No Belfast or Dublin.
Chartreuse, but I'll allow it.
Personally... I'm just holding out for the day Jan Molby strolls past.🫣
Now that would be something to watch 🫡
😂😂😂