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TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - Intro
0:08 - Nord
1:22 - Fastest Teacher
3:55 - Fastest Waitress
5:11 - Fastest Interior Designer
7:23 - Fastest Movie Theatre Clerk
9:12 - Fastest Zoo Educator
11:28 - Fastest School Nurse
13:13 - Fastest Telemarketer
14:35 - Fastest Gym Trainer
16:06 - Fastest Nail Salon
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“ I’m physically incapable of reading anything besides blue or black ink…”
My cool 2013 gel pens are sobbing
same- *I BOUGHT 30 FOR A REASON*
@@madzcore
*I paid for the entire pack I’m gonna use the entire pack*
Me who has gel pens: 👁👄👁
@@ur_mom4 lmao I made this account when I was 7 and now I can’t change it back😭💀
@@your_local_lactose_intoler824 you can hide your vids and change your profile pic
Teacher gibi: “How do you do taxes?”
The class of ten year olds: *confused crying*
Unrelated but I love your pfp
Me, 22 years old: confused crying
@@gamehackerxs1142 I’ll do you one better, why are taxes
Isn't like multiplied or divided by your income?
@@peachjellow who are taxes, where is taxes
Zoo Educator Gibi is so passive aggressive 😭 i love it
Not really passive aggressive
YOU FORGOT TO CAPITALIZE THE I
@@nicolemyers7319ISTFG 🧍♂️
Mrs. Gibi really went from kindergarten to college in less than a minute and it is so accurate
‘what’s the mitochondria’
me, instantly: THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
That’s how I remembered it for my cells quiz
SAME! WE LEARNT THIS BAHA
Dr. Mike taught me that
@@londyswagg8606 Same lol
hello gibi, you're great, would you donate 50 dollars? thank you💜😊💫
Teacher: "What is the mitochondria?"
Every public school kid: *"Long have I waited"*
everyone: “ThE PoWeRhOusE Of CeLl”
@@maxthekeeper5458 Good! Now can you tell me which subject employs mathematical models and abstractions of physical objects and systems to rationalize, explain and predict natural phenomena?
My teacher asked this the other day, I answered with "the powerhouse of the cell" and he said I was wrong then kept on saying I was wrong over and over and absolutely slammed me for it, even though everyone else thought exactly the same. I felt lied to in that moment.
Lol
@@maxthekeeper5458 😭😭
How have you made something as stressful as school so relaxing
Ikrr
Let’s appreciate the fact the she can talk so fast without stumbling over her own tongue. 👅🏃♀️
That teacher is the most scarily accurate thing I've ever seen.
So true
hello gibi, you're great, would you donate 50 dollars? thank you💜😊✨
@@ajam2592 no
@@tetris6067 yes!
@@ajam2592 no
*Gibi gets the tests back* :
"Stop crying"
*Gibi as a zoo instructor* :
"Please stop screaming"
“I know you’re getting eaten your upset” rolls eyes
*Gibi in a kindergarten*
" Stop *breathing* "
@@jacksonkretz8620 hahaha yeah😆
@@dareeltrieseverything288 XD good one
Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaeaaaaaeehehehehhahahahhaha
I used to hate fastest ASMR but now I think it's hilarious
can we just appreciate that every time she switches the light, and it makes a rainbow and it matches her outfit.
“I’m physically Incapable of reading anything besides blue or black ink” 😭
Plot twist the ink is in RAINBOW 🌈 Edit:and she is doing her job wrong because she can’t read it
I am familiar with that pain way more than I should
Poor Timmy 🤣
@@hostilechicken9801 yeah
She is colorblind to any color but blue or black
“I’m physically incapable of reading anything besides blue or black ink”
I hated when my teacher didn’t let me use my cool colored pens-
Same! I tried to use a pink erasable pen once in a class and the teacher got so mad! I literally only ever used pencil before and after that in that class
Flexing with my white coloured pens
There was someone in my class once that wrote an essay in a barely visible yellow ink just to spite a teacher they disliked.
Red ink was always a no-no, so I purposely would go to class with only red pens and no pencils just to be an ass 😂
you spend 20 dollars to flex to get cool pens and they’re like “ur not allowed to use cool pens” on the ONE assignment you are writing instead of typing 😭
She nailed the school nurse! It felt like I was actually at sick bay!
Yasss
What I really love with this is that it isn’t slow and annoying that makes me want to punch a pillow it’s fast and is actually like real life like a waiter doesn’t go what……….. do ……..you ……want *mouth noises*
Damn, bro, it sounds like ASMR may not be your thing.
@@Resi1ience Nah just certain asmr I prefer realistic 😅
*TIMMY DIDN'T DO HIS HOMEWORK!?!?!* ......................That's okay POP QUIZ!
FAIRY GODPARENTS!!
@@SupahSmashBrotha96 is that a Crocker quote? Because it’s not the name of the show.
@@imsorrythankyouplease7613 Yeah
How come you have only 3 replies
@@pewpewmoomoooo6464 Well now its 5 lol
She's definitely channeling her inner Angelica for the interior designer. Love it
Lmao I knew that section reminded me of somebody!
He**
@@melis.account he?
@@sacredsucc3155 wat
just got done watching her 4th of july video aha
I loved the telemarketer! A full video of her slowly realizing she works for a scam would be so funny 😂
I currently have it on loop, my favourite
The school nurse one was so lovely!…It really relaxed me and she was just so nice!
I was watching this back and forreal thought I had the speed setting on 1.5x 💀
Thats the way you have to watch it to become the ASMR Godess
Now I wanna try that
please i'm on the verge of tears after that teacher segment
That's what's so beautiful about these videos. Btw the teacher was scarily accurate to actual teachers
Make more please
She is now officially closest to barbie: she has literally ever single job possible
Edit: OMG THANK U GUYS SO MUCH FOR THE LIKES! THE ONLY AMOUNT OF LIKED I HAD BEFORE WERE 2 LIKES! LOVE U GUYS!
daisy in the back like:
Yep
Female Johnny Sins
@@HatTrick. i swear i've seen you somewhere before but i can't remember where lol
Nah she Mrs. rabbit. (Peppa pig)
I came up with some names:
Teacher: Amy
Waiter: Sarah
Interior Designer: Mandy
Theater Clerk: Sandy
Zoo Educator: Lana
Nurse: Gabby
Telemarketer: Emily (obviously)
Gymnast: Wendy
Nail Salon Lady: Natalie
I'm so happy to discover this amazing woman. I love her videos. They help me get calm. I don't usually get calm bc of my several issues such as adhd and ocd. Her voice touches my brain and feels amazing. I hope she'll never stop making these kinda beautiful relaxing videos.
I can imagine the number of bloopers on this one haha
Time for gibi bloopers volume….. i… forgot..
😂😂 yeah
She can make another video of bloopers with THIS VIDEO ALONE
Fastest bloopers
For real 😂
Gibi is extremely talented! She could easily become a professional actress.
For CZcams wise
Or gibi sins like jeez
@@gingerinvr7399 Oh no
@@thewolfgamer2099 Oh yes
@JCBJDN Fdjjdudd does she?
The Zookeeper was probably the only enthusiastic teacher I ever met that I didn't hate 😂
Look at the size of those muscles 😮
A lot of good humor in this video that went by so fast I almost missed it, and that's what I love about it.
gibi’s mind when she’s showing the interior designs: *“frick, its not focusing.”*
ikr
2nd reply:)
True
Ye
Trueeee
“What do you mean you don’t know taxes your just supposed to know” the cold slap of reality.
I never feel so thankful that my school teach me how to calculate tax after reading this
10:10 BRUH I WAS DYING LAUGHING AT THE AGGRESSIVE 👹ANT👹 eater
I don’t know if there already is one, but if not we need a full video with the school nurse accent please, it’s so relaxing! Thank you Gibi!
Oh yes, I sure do love my gaming kitchen, cottage-core bathroom, and dark-academia bedroom with my high school locker room
Haha
I want a cottage core kitchen a gaming bathroom and a dark-academia bedroom with my high school locker livening room :)
Ok but I really do want that cottage core bathroom lol
that cost you $800 just for the idea
@@user-fh7ki5bv5x worth every penny.
I can’t believe how accurate the zoo educator is especially “can everyone say hello miss Gibi”
Hi
Gibi as a zoo educator gives me the impression that she doesn't like children and as a child myself I don't like them either.
Edit:sorry I meant us
@@BrickEaterYes im not a kid but same
This is my fav role play video for me .... i love this video for ever I listen to this daily
I love the fast ASMRs at work I don’t fall asleep stay entertained and my fidgeting calms because it tricks my brain to thinking I’m fidgeting when I’m not
Gibi is like Barbie, she has like every job on the planet
johnny sins
@@thatblasterkid7114 better than the comment bruh
@@clay6714 damn he beat me to it
LMAO OMG🤣🤣
Even those that don't exist
teachers: "pUt yOuR hAnD dOwN, i'll aNsWeR qUeStiOnS aFtEr tHe tEsT"
also them after the test: **sees one kid without their hand up but everyone one else has their hand up** no questions? great!
and also i accidentally paused at 15:53 and 16:09
wtf 💀
edit: i watched this video again lol
Teacher: “oh I’m sure you did fine stop crying”
@@cloudofw3313 omg fr like i would always have the urge to slap that kid
@@lotusbelle1348 YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I GOT AN A-
Man your videos are sick Gibi, it's so iteresting because of how unique.
She makes the most unique asmr
I love how the zoo keeper is literally scared of the kids
It's more like hatred
@Jackson Tito ya to @Chloe_Playz GG or turtorial: brush him?
aye yo 666 likes
666 likes marker; Thursday September 9th, 4:05PM 2021.
Ya
Me: This is an easy test
Gibi: *How do you pay taxes*
Me: Dam this elevated quickly
did you? did you made the DAM thing on purpose?
am i the only person who somewhat knows how taxes work as a minor
When she went “ok pass em up, jeez stop crying” 😂 💀
the answer to that question, kids, is the powerhouse of the cell.
Can i ask its A, B, C or D, im learning English
You are the only ASMR CZcamsr that I watch
"I'm physically incapable of reading anything that isn't black or blue" ACCURATE
Love the pfp :")
@@shoobydooby0 love yours as well dude :,) memento mori brother
Ayyee Memento mori friend :)
Confusion and lots of spiny eyes
@@birchbarks550 memento mori
The teacher skit was amazing and the fact that this went from 1st grade to my freshman year of high school questions and explanations is awesome love that.
I know right🤣
Question 6: How to do taxes? 😂
Is it odd that I work out to asmr cause it keeps me calm😂
Gibi is like the best Asmr
I laughed so hard on the teacher when she said “PUT YOUR CALCULATOR AWAY”😭
Same
shh
There are loads of people in my class that litterally get it out in GEOGRAPHY
👺PUT🙄YOUR👏🏻CALCULATOR😈AWAY💀
@@VictoriaSharpeMusic24 oop-💀👏🏻
No one:
Interior designer Gibi: "We can do highschool locker room. I think that really suits your personality"
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen
I can't tell if she called us immature or perverts XD
Why did you say no one
The fastest asmr videos are one of the best videos you made gibi! :)
The interior designer SOUNDS AND ACTS SO ACCURATE the sas and their voice MUAH🤩
The first segment is just Gibi ranting about how schools don’t teach things you’ll need later in life.
Fortunately they do teach those things
@@jackdonohue7893 no they don’t
@@amoss.zachywacky9041 eh
@@jackdonohue7893 they donate that’s why I LOVE SCHOOL
@@jackdonohue7893 Idk about public schools but they teach a little bit of it in private school.
16:01 Gibi: "We're gonna end with a little gentle massage." **literally knocks me unconscious**
😏
Oh no
i need an entire gibi video with whatever voice filter she uses for the telemarketer section!
Loved in the teacher skit that the multiple choice answers were the exact same but with the words switched around. Way too accurate 😂😂
Can we all just step back and appreciate how she insults us in a unique ways in all of these?
I would prefer not too I already have a very low self esteem -_-
@@malwadiabhavini Too bad.
@Theoverheavenchicken Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂😂
I’m ur 800th like :)
@@malwadiabhavini yeah most viewers probably do but its still funny
Gibi: “You can try this fabric!”
Me: “oh! I like that one!”
Gibi: *gets another fabric* “you hate that last fabric, you hate it”
Me: “I hate that last fabric, I absolutely hate it”
Chloe bourgeois and Audrey bourgeois be like:
@@pewpewmoomoooo6464 LMASJSJ YESSSS
😂
@@Cyberpynk 😑
@@XawierM77 did I do something wrong?
I like all the subtle shots at the education system
I have school tomorrow and it is 12:02 am and I feel like I am all ready falling asleep
Everyone is talking about the teacher but not how she played the nurse role perfectly
Teacher>nurse
i thought the teacher was better until i heard “here i’ll give you an ice pack”. my respect spiked when i heard “how about i give you another ice pack?”
If it was the uk it would be a wet paper towel 😂😂
As a former server, you going through all the details of the chefs special and then saying "the chicken fingers?", made me bust out laughing and then start crying
I would too
the server added to much detail one that one special just for them to say “the chicken fingers.” I’m not even a waiter and that was painful
@Brittany Joy Did that ever happen to you?
This actually happened to me- The sever told me a special they had and she explained it with lots of details (It was a fish) but I said I wanted (Basic order), Because i’m allergic to fish. Her face melted when I said I didn’t want the fish-
🥲
How do you not fall asleep while making this???
My face lit up when you said air bud i love that show when i was 12 i would sit and binge all the movies on them i loved them and still do
That face when she said “dining alone tonight?” Gives me nightmares
✋😭🤚
i thought she said "are you dying alone tonight?"
@@avr0ra862 LOL
the fact its not wrong
3:57
she posted this on my birthday thank you ☺️
Gibi you would make a great teacher, no cap.
Why is no one talking about Gibi’s interior design game, I mean gamer kitchen and cottage core bathroom, TAKE. MY. MONEY.
A gaming kitchen is possibly the worst idea known to man.
@@sl.4423 who hurt you
@@xenluv2169 Just a fact, don't be bothered by it
@@sl.4423 I think it’s gonna look kinda good..but it’s ur opinion!
@@xenluv2169 Why are you crying over truth
“Can anyone guess what the giant anteater eats?”
Me, half asleep: “giant ants”
Gi-ANTS
My throat hurts and when I saw your comment my throat probs died from laughing
I frickin said “eats”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Me: *mumbles*.. carrot?
Very funny,talented & relaxing Gibi.Thank you so very much for the great effort you put into these videos.
Thank you so much for making this video!!
I LOVE this series, massive tingles all the time
SAMEE
Same
I was listening to the first one earlier today and fell asleep 😴
I didn't get tingles. But I stayed for the entertainment😂
OMG same favorite series
How is nobody talking about the “they named this one after you” with the nerd candy LMFAOOOO
Seriously ! The first thing I thought was the fact that my neighbor always calls me a nerd. (Not in a bad way he says he actually really likes it about me)
I felt insulted when she said that
I was looking for this comment longer than it deserves
Deitheth literally lmao she said it so fast I couldn’t stop laughing
@@RockyWolfTheEditingWolf cry about it
The whole teacher thing was very relatable and accurate
!⏱🫶TIMESTAMPS🫶⏱!
0:00 - 📩Intro✉️
0:09 - 📺Nord Ad📺
1:22 - 👩🏫Teacher👩🏫
3:55 - 🍝waitress🍝
5:11 - 👩🎨Interior Designer👩🎨
7:23 - 🎥Movie Theater Clerk🎥
9:12 - 🦁Zoo Educator🦁
11:28 - 🩹School Nurse🩹
13:13 - 📴Telemarketer📴
14:35 - 🏋️♂️Gym Trainer🏋️♂️
16:06 - 💅Nail Saoln💅
There in the description!
tele marketer no sweetie she just scammed her
This has a “I procrastinated and now have 3 papers, 2 readings, 8 assignments, and 6 discussion posts due and only 5 hours to do them” vibes.
As someone who is currently procrastinating on schoolwork by watching this video, this comment is just a lil too accurate 🧍🏾♀️
@@TheFruitBowl125 bro you still have school that is sad I had my 8th grade graduation on june 15th
@@kellenchang473 bro we got done in the last day of may
@@kellenchang473 I never end school. I'm homeschooled so I never have a reason to stop.
@@kellenchang473 your still a child that’s sad
I could only think really agressively: THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL. We don't even learn that here.
Same
Same
Same
Same
Literally sarcastically said “POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL” in my head lmao!!
This is great!! Well done 🙏🏻
I loved the fact that she mentioned Portugal
Teacher Gibi: "How do you do taxes?"
Me: "the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"
Lol
tbf mitochondria was one of the questions
Me: whit my PRECIOUS money
I literally work for the irs and I still don’t know how, I just go to a tax lady lol
Nice Brandon Bowen joke lol
"My stomach hurts, I think I have appendicitis..."
Gibi: "Don't worry, just put this pack of ice in your *appendix* "
I love that line lol
XD
I broke my arm, ice
I chopped my head off, ice
That bandaid and ice pack healed my Lyme disease, mono, and appendicitis.
i just cant stop watching this vid
Oh wow... the school nurse and the magical bag of ice or the magical wet napkin.... Such good memories.....
"Oh stop crying" That really got me, i wasn't ready for that
Lmao I'm genuinely crying and when she said that it actually scared me 😂
She really went for realism and humor on this one
just relax your hands, just relax your- RELAX YOUR HANDS. made me wheeze
This is such amazing asmr!
"The Land before time but its an edited version where his mom doesn't die"
Ah yes the classics
For once, i know what it is :D
"Can anyone guess what the giant anteater eats?"
"No, not bananas"
😭💀
Giant ants
Termites
Definitely not responding to this comment since you too have a Yelena pfp👀
@@beanz6958 definitely not responding to tell you nobody gives a shit about that👀
@@maroullis07 dude you fucking killed her damn
i had never seen this one and now ive watched its ny fav!
The class pop quiz went from 1st grade to 10th grade
THIS ASMR IS AMAZING‼️‼️
fr she really said💀
The teacher activated my 9 year old self's fight or flight instinct.
Don’t you have to be 13 for youtube? 🤨🤨
Same. And I am a teacher lol. It never goes away 😂
@MysticScorpion9928 Ramsha is not a 9 year old probably I think he or she is talking about when she used to be 9
@@MysticScorpion uhhhhhh she/he ain't nine HE/SHE SAID IT ACTIVATED HER PAST SELF
@@MysticScorpion they prob said that because they had a teacher like that when they were 9
"How do you do taxes?"
"What do you mean? I didn't teach you that? Well you're just supposed to know."
*The accuracy on this woman*
@ShakeeASMR 😂
They taught it at my school, my classmates just didn't pay attention
@@maddy7447 hi my name is skyyyyy and I am here to support girls scout cookies four dollars an box would you like some / sure what flavors you got well I got banana pecan mint
@@alexmartinez6559 KFC cookies are better
Hi
Can we just appreciate how she changes outfits every skit so to keep us entertained
12:03 YES a band-aid will TOTTALY HELP ME, and so will a FREAKING ICE PACK!!!
What I love about Gibi’s fastest ASMR is she jokes around during it
she also insults me lmao
@@whatsafterlike8878 fr
Gibi: Okay pass them over.. stop crying
Me: why is this so relatble yet makes me feel like *I should be suing*
Same lol
"What do you mean? You're just supposed to know" that I was such a perfect line, thank you gibi 🤣🤣
ur fast asmr helps a lot
I can’t wait for the sequel: Very Slow ASMR
Yuppp
more like the prequel
Yesss
Settings/Speed/0.5&0.25
i don’t even want it to be slowmo spoken, i just a librarian that takes 20 minutes to check out 3 books
“what is the mitochondria?”
*horrid flashbacks intensify*
Fr
Im in high school and they litterly stopped teaching that- the teacher just said 'and this is the mitochondria' and was all said POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL. It was very strange
“Why do we still teach where the Red Fern Grows?”
*Axe flashbacks*
I like ur pfp
@@kellogs0k669 my old one or the ranboo one? :)