The Cod Wars: How a Plucky ‘Microstate’ Took on the Rest of the World - and Won

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Komentáře • 214

  • @stumpe9662
    @stumpe9662 Před 2 lety +114

    I've never heard a story about fishing sound so serious and I'm all for it

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 Před 2 lety +5

      Fishermen are hardcore. Historically one of the most dangerous occupations that doesn't involve getting weapons pointed at you, if I'm not mistaken.

    • @RodolphosTechchannel
      @RodolphosTechchannel Před 2 lety +1

      Lobster wars were interesting too between france & brazil

    • @mrwhitey5075
      @mrwhitey5075 Před 2 lety

      as an American id never heard or this either of course i was also born in 88 and the cold war was almost over so that could also be why i haven't

    • @realscience948
      @realscience948 Před rokem

      Canada and Spanish ships had serious run ins!
      Shots were fired across the bow of Spanish ships!

    • @jordancraig1358
      @jordancraig1358 Před rokem

      @@RodolphosTechchannel
      Mmmmm my.
      H

  • @johnburrill2625
    @johnburrill2625 Před 2 lety +24

    The cod wars sounds like gamer civil war

  • @AdrianWolf_in_TO
    @AdrianWolf_in_TO Před 2 lety +51

    Now that you've done the 'Cod Wars' -- maybe time to cover the "Turbot War" or "Lobster War" as well? Similar grievances but definitely could give more context to just how big of an on-going problem these fishing issues are

  • @InsanityPlea100
    @InsanityPlea100 Před 2 lety +35

    Oh god, have COD players actually convinced themselves that multiplayer experience teaches them how to fight?

  • @WetenskapSuiderland
    @WetenskapSuiderland Před 2 lety +25

    More drama and action than all the seasons of Desperate Housewives and Game of Thrones combined. I somehow really have a craving for popcorn all the way throughout.
    Excellently done. Thanks.

  • @MrMRGills
    @MrMRGills Před 2 lety +33

    Great video as always Simon loved the pronunciation. Didn’t expect to see my country represented on this channel. Kveðja frá Reykjavík

    • @LawlaGaming
      @LawlaGaming Před 2 lety +6

      Af hverju i andskotanum myndi hann samt segja að við værum "micro-state" ? erum fokking stærri en danmörk

    • @sharonb3939
      @sharonb3939 Před 2 lety +2

      @@LawlaGaming simon doesn't write the scripts he just reads it

    • @Sceptonic
      @Sceptonic Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@LawlaGamingmaybe in population

  • @williamlloyd3769
    @williamlloyd3769 Před rokem +7

    Serving at Naval Air Station (NAS) Keflavik 1979-80, we were briefed upon our arrival on Iceland as to official USA position on Cod War.
    PS - We had fish fry at USO every Friday and Saturday night of fresh, deep fried cod and chips.
    PS2 - at that time you could get crappy Russian gasoline off base. Had to install 2 inline gas /water separators on fuel line to keep your 4WD happy.

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 Před 2 lety +9

    1:00 - Chapter 1 - Prologue
    6:35 - Chapter 2 - Historical background, a fishy business
    9:45 - Chapter 3 - The big fish of the cold war clash
    13:10 - Chapter 4 - The 1st UN Law of the sea conference
    17:45 - Chapter 5 - Troubled waters, the 1st Cod War
    20:35 - Chapter 6 - Surrender & betrayal , the 2nd & 3rd Cod War

  • @thcdreams654
    @thcdreams654 Před 2 lety +1

    I really enjoyed this one. Thanks Simon and crew.

  • @marvilust
    @marvilust Před 2 lety +7

    I’ve watched 2 other videos on this. Yes I’m the ultimate nerd. This is the most detailed and in depth analysis of this situation.

  • @highland96
    @highland96 Před 2 lety +2

    This is one of my favourite history topics. I loved it when Johnny Harris covered it, love it when you cover it. Nice one Simon

  • @johnscott107
    @johnscott107 Před rokem +3

    My dad was on one of the frigates in the Cod war, i remember it well. But this video has given me new information that i was not aware of at the time, i do like learning from your videos!

  • @AlbertComelles1970
    @AlbertComelles1970 Před 2 lety

    Very well explained, thank you very much!

  • @babyruthless9670
    @babyruthless9670 Před 2 lety +1

    This was a great narration 😍

  • @tastefullynerdy1161
    @tastefullynerdy1161 Před 2 lety +3

    Great video as per usual! By the way, can you do a video about the Battle of Tours?

  • @gubjorggisladottir3525
    @gubjorggisladottir3525 Před 2 lety +6

    Simon, our shorelines are NOT frozen... our highlands are (i.e. Vatnajökull, Langjökull, Mýrdalsjökull and the famous Eyjafjallajökull. - Jökull is the Icelandic word for Glassier.
    In English these Glassier´s are Waters-glassier, Long-glassier, Mýrdalur i.e. Swampy vally -> Swampy-vally´s glassier and also Isle mountains glassier.)
    No one lives in the middle of the country Island.

  • @mastick5106
    @mastick5106 Před 2 lety +14

    I'd love to see a video on the Battle of Castle Itter - the only WW2 battle where American and German troops fought side by side.

    • @samanthar1214
      @samanthar1214 Před 2 lety +13

      He's done one on Geographics

    • @mastick5106
      @mastick5106 Před 2 lety +1

      @@samanthar1214 Dang. How did I miss that one? It's from before I subscribed, but I thought I'd scanned back over all the older videos.

    • @samanthar1214
      @samanthar1214 Před 2 lety

      @@mastick5106 czcams.com/video/7p3b0VBXKOk/video.html

    • @christopping5876
      @christopping5876 Před 11 měsíci

      Mark Felton covers it

  • @Rathclav
    @Rathclav Před 2 lety +2

    Good history! I was hoping you might mention the Canadian fishing standoff with trollers in the 90s/00s but maybe a future story!

  • @hansmerker5611
    @hansmerker5611 Před 2 lety +3

    I suggest:
    The attack on Pearl Harbor
    D-day, June 6 1944
    The battle of Stalingrad
    The Dolittle raid

  • @magnuslundstedt2659
    @magnuslundstedt2659 Před 2 lety +3

    Don't mess with the Vikings! Especially not in icy waters.

  • @MosoKaiser
    @MosoKaiser Před 2 lety +3

    10:02 Lord Palmerston?
    *...Pitt the Elder!*

  • @christopping5876
    @christopping5876 Před 11 měsíci

    Excellent!

  • @InsanityPlea100
    @InsanityPlea100 Před 2 lety +2

    Rarely run into a new topic in history for me, but here we are fact boi. Merci to you, your crew, and that beautifully bald head of yours.

  • @alexsmith-gn4tp
    @alexsmith-gn4tp Před 2 lety +8

    As an English man, I'm actually proud that we backed down 💗

  • @siggiAg86
    @siggiAg86 Před 2 lety +5

    Yay from Iceland 💪💪 🇮🇸

    • @jamesp4132
      @jamesp4132 Před 2 lety +2

      Don't worry man. It's just the UK being the UK. Don't forget the government incharge of this debacle was also incharge of the Suez crisis. Clutching at straws for an empire that was clearly gone :)

    • @captaintightpants34
      @captaintightpants34 Před 2 lety +2

      My dad served in the Royal navy and never really talked about it much but he did mention that the Icelanders were respected because they were such mad bastards!

  • @jiversteve
    @jiversteve Před 2 lety +57

    Go Iceland! I am very much on their side. The little man can and did win.

    • @hkchan1339
      @hkchan1339 Před 2 lety +8

      The real winner is Norway and their new oilfields

    • @regan3873
      @regan3873 Před 2 lety +3

      Idk I'm not a big fan of unilateral declarations of... well, anything. Honestly everyone in this story is pissing me off.

    • @jiversteve
      @jiversteve Před 2 lety

      @@regan3873 you are a bit out of date. The various cod wars were won by Iceland decades ago.

    • @regan3873
      @regan3873 Před 2 lety +5

      @@jiversteve ? Huh when did I say anything to the contrary? I was just saying everyone in this story is annoying to me.

    • @jiversteve
      @jiversteve Před 2 lety

      @@regan3873 triggered much?

  • @khyvich
    @khyvich Před 2 lety +4

    Thank you, thank you, thank you, Simon. I have been pestering every history channel on YT for years (ok, not all of them) to cover this story. Plucky little Iceland stood her ground and put the antiquated illogic and pride of Great Britain to rest finally.

  • @irishtommy5430
    @irishtommy5430 Před rokem +2

    I was expecting Captain Birdseye to become a major player in this story and I'm crestfallen that he didn't.

  • @andersjjensen
    @andersjjensen Před 2 lety +6

    As a Dane: Yup, that's Iceland for you! :P

  • @Pippins666
    @Pippins666 Před 9 měsíci

    The header photo, not shown in the video, is my own photo of a collision between HMS Scylla and Icelandic gunboat Odinn, taken from the deck of HMS Bacchante on 3rd March 1976, When the Scylla struck the Odinn, actually a glancing blow by coming alongside and turning to port, a loud cheer rang across the few hundred yards between us. The black smoke is the frigate going astern suddenly (unless a klanky can tell me differently). On Bacchante I was the seacat maintainer. We went on to attend the US Bicentennial celebrations in New York in July

  • @inhumanfilth681
    @inhumanfilth681 Před 2 lety +4

    Love your content simon!! Its always top tier.
    Please do a biographics on comedian george carlin :) pretty please fact daddy XD

  • @samirkumarsaha7714
    @samirkumarsaha7714 Před 2 lety

    I have read about sherman's march to Carolina. Could cover that topic in
    future?

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 Před 2 lety +5

    When a nation still believes they rule all seas.

  • @marcbeebee6969
    @marcbeebee6969 Před 2 lety +1

    Simon please recommend a Tea brand

  • @davidlawton7845
    @davidlawton7845 Před 2 měsíci

    I was a young marine manning the Starboard telegraph onboard HMS DIOMEDE when we were at close quarters with the British fishing fleet and the Icelandic gunboat Baldur. In twenty minutes of close quarters manoeuvres we had 50 orders of command from both Engines full ahead to both Engines full astern and everything in between.
    The Captain rang on full astern and within 30 seconds we had been rammed by the Baldur on our port side midships ; the steering room was plunged into darkness till the emergency lighting came on -indeed so strong was the collision the three of us in the con were thrown against the front bulkhead causing the Master at Arms to break his arm .
    The Captain briefed the ships company on the damage to the ship and we limped back to Plymouth for repairs. We had a 20 foot long gouge taken out the ship , it was just above the waterline and was patched up by the damage control parties…
    Regards.

  • @jericho2418
    @jericho2418 Před 2 lety +1

    Can you do a piece on the Battle of Wizna, The Polish Thermopylae and the massacre that ensued after?

  • @TheNemocharlie
    @TheNemocharlie Před 7 měsíci

    Just a small fact. In 1969, mortality rates amongst boats sailing from Grimsby were 5.7/1000 each year. That is of the same order of Naval casualties in the Falklands conflict.

  • @amandashaw1977
    @amandashaw1977 Před 2 lety +2

    you should do a video on the human trafficking in seafood. with the motherships taking their catches and resupplying them, there are people stuck on fishing boats for years, even decades in some cases.

  • @derekgardiner3583
    @derekgardiner3583 Před 2 lety +2

    I jus follow Simon on the internet 🖖😁

  • @jmanj3917
    @jmanj3917 Před 2 lety +1

    11:25;
    Yeah, He was also correct in saying that just because he was paranoid, that didn't mean that they weren't out to get him...

  • @micahistory
    @micahistory Před 2 lety +1

    The fact that the Cod war happened during the Cold war always cracks me up

  • @ancientelixir1311
    @ancientelixir1311 Před 2 lety +4

    When I saw microstate, I thought Andorra not Iceland.

  • @Boop__Doop
    @Boop__Doop Před 2 lety +2

    The cod must flow

  • @archstanton6102
    @archstanton6102 Před 2 lety +2

    Please now fo the Emu wars for Aptil 1st.

  • @harrypp4
    @harrypp4 Před 2 lety +2

    Do the falklands

  • @Clipgatherer
    @Clipgatherer Před 2 lety +1

    The 2 gentlemen in the video’s “thumbnail” are U.K. Prime Minister Sir Harold Wilson (1916-1995) and his Icelandic counterpart Geir Hallgrimsson (1925-1990).
    And P.S. The person at 13:14 is not Ólafur Thors, but his brother, Thor Thors, Iceland’s long-time ambassador to Washington.

  • @micahistory
    @micahistory Před 2 lety +5

    It's funny how Simon always covers British history from an anti-British perspective

    • @sharonb3939
      @sharonb3939 Před 2 lety +2

      Then again simon doesn't write the scripts

    • @silverhawkscape2677
      @silverhawkscape2677 Před 2 lety +1

      @@sharonb3939 Guess this means that the writer is Irish?

    • @K8E666
      @K8E666 Před rokem +1

      We’re not all ok with the UK’s policies in the UK ! I’m Welsh and I’m all for Iceland preserving its fisheries and us buying directly from them. The cod doesn’t belong to us and it never did…. We were lucky while it lasted but we should’ve conceded decades before, cod has been fished to near extinction and it needed to stop. I only buy line caught fish now if I want cod but only if it’s not done via a 100km line !!!! otherwise there’s plenty of fish in the sea to try instead 😂

  • @RodolphosTechchannel
    @RodolphosTechchannel Před 2 lety +1

    Talk about the lobster wars from brazil & france

  • @TheNemocharlie
    @TheNemocharlie Před 7 měsíci

    The Thor was Iceland's armed (with either one or two 47mm guns) "flagship" , but the remaining smaller vessels were unharmed, other than in one "war" when an extra vessel was.
    When the Navy, the Senior Service, arrived at the cabinet office they must have been surprised to see the RAF coming out, looking bemused having been told they must deploy their all singing and dancing anti submarine, intel gathering new Nimrods to head for Iceland and maintain 24/7 watch over 6-8 tiny coast guard patrol vessels.
    Iceland had their own plane, a model that first flew in 1936, and it is entirely possible their electronics were minimal to the point of flying around with someone looking out the winter.
    Something often overlooked is the difference between both sides "Rules of Engagement". The Icelandic skippers were told to do whatever it they needed to, the Royal Navy were operating under far more stringent conditions, a bit like having both hands and a foot tied to the floor. "For God's sake don't blow the unharmed tiny patrol vessel out of the water or sink it, just sort of do what you can to annoy them."
    And all this was going on at the height of the cold war. If you know the Icelanders have the political will to relinquish control of the GIUK gap, you are fighting an unwinnable war. Especially as the Americans suggest that in order to stop the madness, they will buy all the cod and send it somewhere, anywhere, that needs the food.

  • @peronik349
    @peronik349 Před rokem +3

    These "cod wars" remind me of this old English satirical film from 1959:
    "The Mouse That Roared"
    (the story of a very small country which declares war on the USA and which, against all odds, wins the war).
    In the same vein, of totally asymmetrical battle with counter-intuitive results, there is also a story that deserves its own video.

    The Battle of Myeongnyang:
    During Japan's second attempted invasion of Korea in 1597, a small fleet of 13 small Korean ships crushed the fleet of 130 Japanese warships.
    The results of this battle are without appeal :
    - Japan : between 30 and 60 ships sunk or captured and almost half of the troops out of action
    - Korea : ZERO ships lost; 2 dead and 3 injured

  • @Oleandra-13
    @Oleandra-13 Před 2 lety

    Finally a reference to Grimsby which isn't from Lost In the Pond!

  • @grindingbricks
    @grindingbricks Před 2 lety

    I was soooo ready for the Icelandic accent!

  • @Sabrowsky
    @Sabrowsky Před 2 lety

    Simon, you should probably do something about your channel creation addiction

  • @vignir8057
    @vignir8057 Před 2 lety

    I was waiting for the story of when the HMS Falmouth rammed Týr almost capsizing it. There was written a very good book about it

  • @Deadpool3203
    @Deadpool3203 Před 2 lety +2

    Fact Boy is extra british today 🤣

  • @AncestorEmpireGaming
    @AncestorEmpireGaming Před 2 lety +1

    10:06
    PIT THE ELDER!

  • @Robochuck
    @Robochuck Před 2 lety +1

    the Pig War is also quite crazy if in a non-nuclear age.

  • @InternetDarkLord
    @InternetDarkLord Před rokem

    If you cover this and the Emu War, you should do a video on the Pig War between the UK and US. The San Juan Islands have a national park site on the subject and British Cemetery to this day.

    • @Sceptonic
      @Sceptonic Před 10 měsíci

      Noyone died during the Pig War except the pig though

    • @InternetDarkLord
      @InternetDarkLord Před 10 měsíci

      @@Sceptonic Only 1 pig died of gunfire. Some soldiers died of natural causes. Hence the British cemetery.

  • @brotherjim3051
    @brotherjim3051 Před 2 lety

    You should do a at least one on the Spanish civil war.

  • @Pax_Veritas
    @Pax_Veritas Před 2 lety

    I have two words for you: Mark Felton
    Dare I say it the best military historian on CZcams. British, naturally

  • @TheNemocharlie
    @TheNemocharlie Před 7 měsíci

    The justification for the British fishing 3 miles off the Icelandic coast were two fold: 1. "We've been doing it for ages; 2. "Besides , we've overfished our own stocks so we've got no choice."
    If cod is your only natural resource, you tend to be very protective of it and treat it properly. The British attitude was "grab as much of it as possible as fast as possible. Whoops, all gone". There was talk at the time of taking the entire fleet to Australia and fishing red fish and doing the same thing.
    What Iceland wanted to do was manage the cod stock according to the scientific data which initially meant reducing fishing for a period of time, allowing the stock to recover, then fishing at a rate that gave the greatest yield. Put simply, imagine a bell curve. As you go up on the left hand side, the more you fish, the more you catch. When you reach the top, the moment you start going down the other side, the more you fish, the less you catch. It's not rocket science. The problem is you need control of the whole stock because the British simply couldn't be trusted even if you gave them a quota. Once you've over fished a stock, it can take decades to recover and sometimes it never does.
    One positive aspect of the whole thing is that there was remarkable seamanship shown on both sides that meant there was only one death recorded over the three cod wars, especially as all this was going on in up to storm force nine weather.

  • @Dank-gb6jn
    @Dank-gb6jn Před 2 lety +21

    Humbly requesting George Carlin. A comedian and satirist who oftentimes hit the nail more than just on the head; and whose bits were infinitely more than just satire. The guy was a comedian, satirist, begrudged philosopher, and even the narrative voice of Thomas the Train.

    • @staytuned2L337
      @staytuned2L337 Před 2 lety +1

      Bump! I wanna see this too lol

    • @Dank-gb6jn
      @Dank-gb6jn Před 2 lety

      @@staytuned2L337 spread the word my good man. Together we can get Simon to do it!

    • @kellypolek9177
      @kellypolek9177 Před 2 lety

      He was a tank engine....

    • @paulherman5822
      @paulherman5822 Před 2 lety +1

      Actually, Mr Conductor. 😁

    • @Dank-gb6jn
      @Dank-gb6jn Před 2 lety +1

      @@paulherman5822 he played Mr. Conductor on a separate show. He narrated the 3rd and 4th series of Thomas the Tank Engine and friends, along with recordings of Series 1 and 2 after good ol Ringo Starr left. I don’t think Shining Time Station was an American thing either.

  • @eugenemurray2940
    @eugenemurray2940 Před rokem +1

    The Icelandic Gunboats...
    Apparently if not for them
    The Cod might be gone!

  • @MrPicky
    @MrPicky Před rokem +1

    A minor mistake, Iceland became independent in 1944, not 1946 but still a pretty good description of the story 👍

  • @gluedtothemouse
    @gluedtothemouse Před rokem +1

    How about another three-letter animal? The 1859 Pig War between America and Britain, over the San Juan Islands on the US - British border

  • @eugenemurray2940
    @eugenemurray2940 Před rokem

    'Friendships come and go...
    Interests remain constant'
    Rt. Hon Benjamin Disraeli PM

  • @micahistory
    @micahistory Před 2 lety +1

    Please visit Micahistory 2, it would mean a lot!

  • @andreasevt1
    @andreasevt1 Před 2 lety +1

    Iceland is amazing in sooo many different ways :D

  • @kevdev1272
    @kevdev1272 Před 2 lety

    Wars of the roses next ??

  • @julianaylor4351
    @julianaylor4351 Před 2 lety

    Nothing nicer that fish fingers made out of Icelandic cod. 🐟😋

  • @alanmorley4556
    @alanmorley4556 Před 7 měsíci

    That was the end of the fishing fleets of Grimsby & hull after the cod war.

  • @wiiretime3704
    @wiiretime3704 Před rokem

    Range wars from the early settler days of the old west

  • @coeal2680
    @coeal2680 Před 2 lety +3

    Brittan was so arrogant in the 1800s and 1900s.
    Much like USA is now

  • @pickeljarsforhillary102
    @pickeljarsforhillary102 Před 2 lety +1

    What Would Nelson Do?

  • @timeforeastorm4869
    @timeforeastorm4869 Před měsícem +1

    Hate to be that guy but the footage of the ship in the beginning is named Odin Thor was much different

  • @-MarcusAurelius
    @-MarcusAurelius Před 2 lety +6

    Even back then English fisherman were causing problems for Britain lol

  • @odinnthor420
    @odinnthor420 Před 2 lety +1

    The captain of Thor was Helgi Hallvardsson

  • @nyxknight7555
    @nyxknight7555 Před 2 lety +2

    I don’t think Iceland counts as a micro state but tbf I’m not sure what makes a state a micro state compared to a normal nation states

  • @pr0xZen
    @pr0xZen Před 2 lety +1

    I'm curious: What makes Iceland a microstate? It's almost the same size as England.

    • @delamoxica
      @delamoxica Před 2 lety +3

      The population size of the country

  • @texasforever7887
    @texasforever7887 Před 2 lety +1

    The Pig War of 1859 and the Boxer Rebellion

  • @staytuned2L337
    @staytuned2L337 Před 2 lety +4

    The things we fight over 😅

    • @jiversteve
      @jiversteve Před 2 lety +1

      The things the UK fight for, fools….

    • @staytuned2L337
      @staytuned2L337 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jiversteve "we" as a collective species fight over dumb shit all the time - like for instance people choosing to be petty and pedantic to show off their specific personal dislikes on a fairly broad statement 🤨

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 Před 2 lety

      @@staytuned2L337 I'll fight you over that

    • @NoName-de1fn
      @NoName-de1fn Před 2 lety +1

      @@resileaf9501 Hey if you don't calm down I'm going to have to fight you.

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 Před 2 lety

      @@NoName-de1fn Not if I fight you first! Have at you, knave!

  • @quasarsavage
    @quasarsavage Před 2 lety +2

    This a new cod map? Lol

  • @ehrldawg
    @ehrldawg Před rokem

    Next up;Belleau Woods.

  • @darthbee18
    @darthbee18 Před 2 lety +1

    Oooooh a war based on fishery! As a citizen of an archipelagic nation I side with the Icelanders 😏😎✨

  • @--enyo--
    @--enyo-- Před 2 lety +2

    Can we have the Great Emu War of 1932 for April Fool’s day? Spoilers, but we lost. 🤣

  • @Boop__Doop
    @Boop__Doop Před 2 lety +2

    Oh Britannia Britannia rules the waves
    Until cod is involved

  • @getnohappy
    @getnohappy Před 2 lety +1

    It's a good job our (UK's) weird fetish for the fishing industry never caused any more issues ever again...

  • @jonrunargislason1884
    @jonrunargislason1884 Před 2 lety +3

    Who would win in a fight, a country at the time populated by around 200.000 peoples or the whole brithis empire and its fragile ego... 🤣 Ìsland über alles 😇
    Great video Simon and to implify how important this struggle was to the Icelanders, those coastguards sailors where the heros of there time in Icelandic culture

  • @JTA1961
    @JTA1961 Před rokem

    Overheard... COD DAMN IT...

  • @laurenjeangreenbean6301

    Is capital punishment a Monty python fish slap?

  • @Fernando5455Jr
    @Fernando5455Jr Před 2 lety

    Begun the Cod War has.

  • @pato2200
    @pato2200 Před rokem +1

    Iceland defeats uk in cod war.
    Next week, how farmfoods defeated France In the fish fingers war.

  • @grisslebear
    @grisslebear Před rokem +1

    So with cod being a pseudonym for testicle, & Simon referencing "white gold", eluding to the sweet, flaky meat of the fish, & the common pigmentation of a testicles product... subsequently add in my broken, dirty mind, & these jokes just write themselves.
    Wife: Catch anything?
    Hubby: Honey, I gotta whole bag of white gold for ya.
    Wife: Git that little fish stick away from me! If you ain't got fish or cash, we're gonna hafta go see Mr. & Mrs. Bass!!!
    Hubby: BASS?!?! Hell baby, I never knew you were into GROUPER SEX!!!!

  • @TheNemocharlie
    @TheNemocharlie Před 7 měsíci

    Around this time, efforts were being made to save a particular haddock stock in the North Sea that just went on and on for years because nobody would agree to the only way to make it happen.
    Fast forward to today, if it proved impossible to do that trivial thing, what chance do we have acting in complete unaminity to prevent global warming?

  • @micahistory
    @micahistory Před 2 lety +1

    This is a fishy war

  • @JoanieAdamms
    @JoanieAdamms Před 2 lety +1

    First Pigs, Now Cod.

  • @snapdragon6601
    @snapdragon6601 Před 2 lety

    What? That whole story was made up to demonstrate what the conflict might have been like? Damn, I was totally buying it too, or I guess since it's a fish story hook, line, and sinker. 😄

  • @WhiskMyEggs
    @WhiskMyEggs Před rokem

    the world is a vampire dun-dun dun-dun dun dunnnnn

  • @Drummin003
    @Drummin003 Před 2 lety +1

    There are a lot of countries that need to take Iceland's stance in regards to the CCP and their fishing fleets that have been running around the Pacific.

  • @Andrew-hd2yk
    @Andrew-hd2yk Před 2 měsíci

    Proof the Royal Navy is not that Royal. You lost to a COAST GUARD!