Biden Mixes Up Taylor Swift and Britney Spears at Turkey Pardon
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- Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, November 21, before teaming up with Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagel to read jokes that just sound wrong coming from him in a special 50th edition of Jokes Seth Can't Tell.
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Biden Mixes Up Taylor Swift and Britney Spears at Turkey Pardon - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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This is what happens when you love and (kinda) respect your writers. Brilliant.
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are. Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
Great observational comedy.
He’s a good sport. I love how often this show nudges the 4th wall and includes the staff and crew on the show in a very organic way. You can tell they have fun and are as professional as they are ridiculous. 😊
And they can laugh at themselves. This was awesome - they are all really cool people.
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are. Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
You really get the same energy in the audience. Went once and it was worth it
Actually, there is no fourth wall in this show. He is always talking to the audience so they are never passive observers.
@artbarga: Organic way? I don’t even know what that means. Using organs to produce unpleasant noises?
I don't care if he can't tell Taylor Swift from Britney Spears. The other guy can't tell right from wrong.
Or Hungary from Turkey.
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are. Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
The other guy would grab either 😑
Hypocrite
You're giving him too much credit. He knows, he just doesn't care.
Seth laughing as he reads the punchlines increases my joy. Phenomenal work
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are. Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
The waited 50 sessions of this just to be able The end with that line 😂
@bloodlustrous
Your user photo looks like Colt from 90 Day Fiance.
BRILLIANT! I laughed my butt off at this one. Thank you Amber, Jenny and Seth! Extra love to Seth for recognizing that you have an enormously talented crew, and including them regularly, but also giving them free rein from time to time. Just wonderful.
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
I agree! Seth gives his writers a lot of respect, even though he razzes them hard. 😂❤🫶🏼
He’s had that job before, so he knows what it’s like. 😊
“Christmas isn’t about being with people you like! It’s about being with family!”
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
Quick question for the Democratic Party, “Is ANYONE in charge of PR?!”, is a question I’ve been asking myself for the past 50 years. Thank you Seth for pointing out the magnitude of difference between the two parties and the importance of their politicians’ mistakes.
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
I cannot believe that cake was real! I saw it on Colbert first and thought, wow, graphics went all out on that. It only clicked now, that Seth had the same photo.
I thought this would be the monologue only , so I was just as surprised by the 50th Special as Seth was and watched it for a fifth time. These three are the best!
i was surprised and confused because they uploaded the JSCT bit by itself last night...
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are. Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
I could not stop laughing at Seth's discomfort
Fake discomfort...those jokes arent even controversial enough for him to worry about saying em
@@Hail2daChief I think the discomfort was real, but it was more about having this major change sprung on him during the show's taping.
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are. Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
Really? I found the segment painful to watch and disgustingly unfunny.
I agree the discomfort at not having any control over a segment was real - and I found it a little painful because poor Seth, but also delightful of course
My granddad died at 104. He still knew who all of us were and could do a push up or two. I could care less who he mixed up as long as he knew me. Also, 45 calls Miley, Molly so it's an old person thing. As long as he's not leaving top secret stuff on the lawn at the WH, don't care.
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are. Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
*couldn't care less. Both my grandfathers died 40 years younger than yours. One died before I was born, the other, I had just turned 4. Your grandfather sounded awesome. I'm sorry for your loss.
I love how Seth is the only host that consistently and very very often credits and talks about his writers, for good or for (bad?). His history of being a writer himself has obviously influenced his actions and I'm here for it. Love you, Seth, and your writers ❤ hope you all have a happy holiday season 🎄🎁 ❄️
This feels like the weekend update joke swap 😂 i love it
That's what it made me think of as well.
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are. Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
complete with the Jost closed eyes look of dismay next to Che laughing hysterically 🤣🤣
My favorite part about Thanksgiving is watching Seth Meyers family show
Me too!
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are. Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
Those two deserve a raise. The trumpeter deserves an even bigger one.
Not sure a bigger trumpet would help the bit.
@@ratholin 🤣🤣🤣
you do know he wasn't actually playing that bugle, right?
@@skyscrapersx5877 Do I care? It was a great bit.
@@ratholin Only way to improve the trumpet would've been a heraldic flag designed just for Late Night with Seth.
😂 The way they TOTALLY threw him under the bus
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
CANNOT wait to see what is in store for ep #100 of jokes seth can't tell...
He'll perform it in black face.
Paint me funny and call me an addict! 😂
Eh, pretty sure we’ll have solved racism and homophobia by then. Probably won’t land
My father’s cake with 70 candles on it caught fire bc he couldn’t blow them out in time (He was short of breath). It set the fire alarm off. We were laughing so much we didn’t even notice we were eating wax mixed with icing and our cake.
Amber rocked that dress and tiara and drank my favorite drink! Both ladies were beautiful and funny!
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
Amber and Jenny really outdid themselves.
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are. Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
Love whoever is on charge of the uploads putting Jokes Seth Can't Tell up _twice._
The writer's review always gets posted as par of the monologue, too.
I don't care if he knows about popular culture. He knows how to successfully run a country that is a Democracy and supports the middle class. He is a good man who has integrity. He is light-years beyond every and any Republican.
"He knows how successfully run a country that is a Democracy and supports the middle class."....... Are you kidding me???
Pls ignore the 'user' troll, their account is TWO DAYS OLD.
Probably the best jokes Seth can't tell segment i've seen. Well done.
Seth gives his writers more love than anyone
Godammit old man, get it together! Your opponent thinks the Iron Dome is an actual physical construct!
"Jokes Seth Can't Tell" is my favorite segment, especially when they go off script and just mess around with each other. I'm already looking forward to the next 50.
Hands down the funniest Jokes Seth Can't Tell
Im impressed they were able to sneak a prop into the desk without him noticing 😂
The amount of fun they all have with each other is so genuine 😍
“We chose it to go with your real discomfort” soooo good!!!
I kinda love that Biden's birthday cake is a raging fire. 😂
My dad insists on the same thing. It made me laugh so hard. My grandfather as well. So many birthdays hunting down enough candles!
Hahaha. Biden has a great sense of humor.
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
"turn down the thermostat, Jill, we're gonna have some warming up later today..." 😅
Awesome! And I love how Amber has to have a margarita in a champagne flute.
Seth's very palatable discomfort makes every joke land w fire
Did you maybe mean "palpable" #Corrections
9:31 this might be the funniest thing Amber's ever said. I'm crying.
My sixty year old uncle couldn't name a living celebrity to save his life. I remember he once thought Harry Potter was a character from Lord of the Rings 😅
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
Wait . . . he isn't?
@@benjaminnead8557 Uncle, is that you?
@@IRosamelia Nope, sorry. Different uncle. But you have to admit that Dobby and Gollum are basically a variation of the same character spread across two different film franchises. One just happens to be nastier than the other. That said, I do hope Frodo gets to graduate from Hogwarts without having to take out another high interest student loan.
Wasn't Hermione in Twilight?
“This is real champagne!”-“We chose it to go with your discomfort!” 😂😂😂
Props to the props manager - and the lebian ballet slipper joke writer
I'm Thankful to Seth and the Crew
10:12 * decides it's a bad dream and leans into doing it well *
You missed capturing the airports during the battle depicted in Star Spangled Banner!
Amber walking out in that dress is what dreams are made of.
That's literally something my own grandfather would do and he's younger than Biden lol
Seth is the GOAT. Everyone rocked this bit
Man the writers, must have killed it on the #writerstrike negotiations, if the writers can punk the host of the show, and drink on the job 🤣🤣🤣 Nice Job 😍
I didn't think this segment could be more amazing than it usually is, but it killed it. Yall are the best. Thank you for this gift!!
I appreciate these 13min+ videos. Not sure if it’s the whole episode but it’s very enjoyable to watch what I think and hope is the whole, if not most of the episode.
Besides the guest interviews, yeah
I’m so glad he mixed them up. I would be worried if he knew 😂😂
I'm sure that Biden wouldn't be able to recognise either Britney or Taylor, he is too busy saving America. Which is more important to you?
@@user-bg9tz5lt5w 👍👍👍
Keeping us sane Seth!
Thank you 🙏… I’m Australian 🇦🇺… but due to the trump period… I feel I’ve lost 7 years living in dread and seeing that dread unfold and be realised relentlessly day after day as hate, division, threats and violence has been normalised, without any lasting glimmers of hope … any small shards of light 💡 or sunshine ☀️ that America 🇺🇸 has turned the corner and is starting to go in a positive direction … embracing love, hope and charity, and sharing, caring , and cooperation have been few and far apart. Standing up for democracy, reclaiming world leadership as the supporter of human rights, raising living standards of its citizens at home and the wider world 🗺️ beyond the USA 🇺🇸 homeland.
Biden has been one such light… 💡
Please 🙏 ensure that light 💡 stays on and more lights are turned on in the service of the American 🇺🇸 people, so your nation can once again be that trusted exemplar of democracy, that beacon of excellence in sustainable social and economic development, healthcare, childcare, elder care, education, community services, protecting the environment and developing clean sustainable industries, transportation, and technology, defending America and standing up for allies, and friends. Spread hope for a brighter future for everyone. Here’s hoping the trump era is finally coming to a close and better things are ahead 🙏please
Thank you, Sheri... this Floridian feels exactly the same! 💙
Thank you, we need all the blessings we can get here in the USA. Hoping that the orange guy will never be president, and instead gets what anyone else would get if they did what he did- he should be in a jail cell. And most people in this country would love to have good healthcare, affordable housing and education. 💙🗳️💙
Mahalo nui e Shari! Standing 🌊🌊💙🌊🌊🌋
American citizens, Please Vote Blue. Save yourselves. Love ❤️ from another Aussie. 🇦🇺
Neg on heartworm, ok.... Have we checked for a brainworm?
Sir, we couldn't find any "brain".
Good thing he prioritizes world leaders names rather than pop culture entertainers
FINALLY a little Biden vs Trump humor based in reality. 1 Biden flub = INFINITY Trump flubs to the Media.
EVEN when they pretend to make fun of Biden, they immediately talk about Trump. Not a fan of either but it’s so sad that all these late night shows only galvanize his supporters and they’re only securing his win with the constant attention.
@@DirtyTechnoBitch nah
@@DirtyTechnoBitchif we don't focus on how terrible Trump is, people will continue to let him be rehabilitated and it'll only help him. Gotta keep that spotlight on him to ensure we all remember how terrible he really is
@@DirtyTechnoBitch Catch a clue. Trump is the head of the GOP and the presumptive Republican nominee for the 2024 election, which makes him *relevant to current events,* sadly for all the rest of us. As long as he REMAINS the head of the GOP, he will remain relevant to current events, sadly for the rest of us. NO ONE on late night TV, is "securing his win with the constant attention." Late night talk show hosts talk about current events, and Trump is relevant to current events. When he's no longer relevant to current events, no one will talk about him anymore. --- Assuming you're an adult, you should already know that this is how the world works.
@@DirtyTechnoBitchI think it’s making fun of the double standards the right has, especially since him confusing Taylor Swift and Brittney Spears isn’t that important.
Now do one where Rusty does the stories for Back in My Day (:
“Biden later said, ‘I ask you to pardon me for my mistake because I looked it up and [stares into camera] a president can’t pardon himself.’ Before putting on his sunglasses and walking away.”
Also, Jackal here, and I’m not correcting anything, but you have cameras on Seth at all times so in corrections could we have his face while the unexpected intro played please. This would correct a massive injustice and, oh, yeah, this was a correction after all.
😂"yes, please" to Seth reacting to the 50th Special intro👍
... seth has cameras on him at work, no one cares about him that much. now my friend taylor on the other hands they are on her like N on PR. its always on at my house 😂
no seriously i listen to it all day sans corrections and all
*BOOM* mic-drop
Dark Brandon is smooth.
Pure love, chock full of LOLs💖
Grateful for Seth and the whole Late Night team🙏
I cannot begin to explain how much I needed this right now. I keep feeling like I'm not physically capable of laughing, but then something like this comes along. I love you all.
“I can’t stress enough that’s not what’s on the card.” 😂😂😂
That cake is magnificent, Biden's classic smile lit by the raging flames, it's a vibe honestly, he looks cool lol
Amber and Jenny's segment needs its own video, I was dying, love all 3 of you so much
CORRECTION: there is no Hall of Presidents at Disneyland. The attraction only exists at Magic Kingdom in Florida. You could have said Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln, which is in Anaheim. You also could have said “still more fun than watching Corrections.”
Love you, Seth, and all your staff! Thank you for bringing us daily laughs, and letting us be a very small part of the magic and madness!!
I wish people would tout bidens accomplishments more than his age
I agree, but think of it this way, the only negative thing they have is Joe's age. That's it. An old, wise man is always better that an old man who never grew up.
@@lynemac2539 And that his dog sometimes bites people. That's the worst they have.
@@artbargramm, nowadays "progressives" blame him for everything related Gaza, as if he an he alone could just magically make the bloody conflict almost as old as him (or, let's be honest, thousands of years old in that region, if we don't count strictly the countries as they're currently) disappear 🙄
He is accomplishing a genocide alright.
I miss Amber having her own show, she and Jenny are jewels
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
IKR! 😅
She has such a unique take on late night entertainment! ❤
What happened to it?
This is one of ,if not THE.... best skits EVVVVER!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The 50th Jokes Seth Can't Tell was absolutely fantastic. ❤
I have always mixed up celebrities, book authors and the Jimmies (even though one grew a beard and the other did not). None of these mix-ups has ever prevented me from doing my job perfectly well. Love Biden and what he's been doing for our country. 💙 Vote blue 💙
While it doesn't prevent him from doing his job and has absolutely nothing to do with anything, Biden has been a mediocre president at best. He could have done so much more, but chose not to. He does not deserve a second term and should let someone who will actually do something take over.
@@dandotvid Not sure where you've been, but he has accomplished a lot, especially considering he has little support from the Congress. Biden got us through Covid after the previous resident had done nothing but grift off of PPE and show favoritism to red states in distribution. Biden has kept inflation lower than in any other G7 country (it was zero last month), has gotten a huge infrastructure bill passed that across the country is fixing bridges, roads, etc., putting in charger stations for electric vehicles, getting fast internet to rural areas, and in short doing much needed fixes that have been neglected for decades. Over the objections of Congress and the judiciary, he has done everything he could to roll back student debt. He has supported Ukraine over the objections of the Putin supporters in Congress. He brought decency and sanity back to politics in this country - to the degree that it's possible. What do you think he should have been doing instead?
@@dandotvid he has done a hell of a lot under the circumstances. You must not have been paying attention. The president is not a dictator and he has to work with both the House and the Senate the first half of his term he had the House but not the Senate; now he barely has the Senate, but not the House. We need to give him both houses.
Whoever said “Uh-oh” that was great timing in the silence. 😂
Had to watch jokes Seth can’t tell again .. gosh but it was great !! Thank you Amber and Jenny for that gem 😂😂😂💜
I mix them up too. They are both female pop stars who look the same and sound the same. I think. I actually don't know because I don't believe in celebrity worship and I don't understand why every celebrity bowel movement has to be national news, so I tune it out. Go Joe!
I'm about to defend Biden for the first time: leave the man alone, I couldn't pick Spears _or_ Swift out of a lineup either.
sounds like a job for the “Leave him alone!” guy!
Me neither and I love their music 😹
Not everybody lives in pop music. Nothing against them, but I've never paid attention to either one of them and wouldn't know who sang what or what they look like.
I mean it surely disqualify him for any job as a DJ!
Sure it's fine not to know pop stars, but when a single Instagram post from TS on national voter registration day in an off cycle year gets a measurable result that scares the Faux News Repugs into reacting, it's a pretty basic ask for a politician not to misidentify someone with that much real world influence over her fans.
Britney & Taylor. I thought those were the turkeys. 🦃😹
Thank you for the much needed laughs.
I love the Family trips podcast, listened to the Jimmy Kimmel ep….I always knew Seth was hilarious but Josh had me rolling!!
The amount of cowboy lesbian books that exist gets that first joke a pass 😂
Biden is a warmonger! 10 thousand Ukrainians dead! 15 thousand Palestinians dead! Democrats are tone deaf! They have no idea how angry people are.
Do they eat pudding in any of them?
The creativity with humor involved in this episode was truly amazing! Kudos to the team! A hundred years of Jokes Seth Can’t Tell. Can’t wait for the next Corrections.🎉😂
It looked like they only needed to light 1 candle to light them all on fire because of how close they are. At least use a wider cake for 81 candles. And they expected an old man to blow out 81 candles.
That fire doesn't look like it can be blown out - that sucker needs a fire extinguisher...
@@lenkacfk7155 Get third degree burns just trying to get close enough to blow those candles out.
Good job @ Brian (the writer of the family vs loved ones joke).
It should win an award. 🏆 💯
When it' funny cause it's true 😂 I need my daily intake of 'outa the belly, bone vibrating, stress relieving' humour/comedy. Thank you, Seth!
6:32 The look on Seth's face... LOL!!!
I couldn't distinguish between Spears and Swift.... These are products for me.
100%. I can't tell the difference between Bud Light and Coors Light either.
I saw this last night and t was STILL uber fun this morning
There is NO WAY **45 is negative for heart worms. In fact, his heart is likely 90% worms, 10% fat.
he doesn't even *have* a heart. his corpulent corpus is animated by pure hate.
This segment should be submitted for an emmy
awesome week ahead!!! LOVE the podcast
Those two ladies are the best 😂😂😂😂
Omg, couldn't stop staring at their shiny jewels! They look so pretty!
I cannot believe Seth made jokes about Trum's doctor letter and forget to quote the disclaimer that says to not believe anything written in said letter and you should do your own due diligence /s
Im half Biden's age and dont know either of these women.
Who cares about that?
He knows government matters, is diplomatic and i trust him over any alternative.
And he can take a joke.
Liar
@@ThePreEminent i don't keep up with that stuff.
You're rude and nasty.
Furthermore, i detest a liar and a thief. Both are one and the same.
You don't know me. But i can discern what you are.
Bullllllshit
Oh this show is just too damned fuckin good... ... I love it, and this switch up for the 50th was so good, Seth was very uncomfortable... ... This show reminds me of the old Late Late night show with Craig Ferguson, it's sorta off the rails, the audience is included, and everyone seems to just be genuinely having a ball of a time... If I went to NY I'd want to see the taping of Seth Myers show and Kelly Clarksons show... I couldn't give a fug about any of the others up there... if they filmed at the same time though and I could only go to one, it'd be Seths show... I watch these clips every morning before work and they lift my spirits and make me ready for the day ahead...
"I can't stress enough that's not what's on the card" BRILLIANT!!!
We love your show seth meyers
Hey, I thought the 2 turkeys were named Britney & Taylor. It was nice for Biden to pardon them both! 😂
10:05 the only way out, is through, Seth.😂😂😂🥂
That look at 7:21, as the setup of the segment dawns on him and he desperately looks at Mikey the Shoe **chef's kiss**
This is my favorite segment and this is my favorite one out of all of them
Don't forget to read the "Caveat Emptor Clause" at the bottom of his physical documentation.
Outstanding. It's almost boring how good this show is. You guys crush. You know you do. Every. Single. Time.
Half of Americans are going to visit loved ones for Thanksgiving, while the other half of us kinda wish they wouldn't.
😂😂😂 The end segment is brilliant I am. Lovin it🎉😂❤
Seth turns bright red and starts sipping champagne when he learns of the plan change. 😂
best jokes can't tell ever! amber is amazing
These ladies kill me every time they come on! And you can tell they enjoy working with Seth. Really fun segment.
Ahhh my head and jaw hurts. I’m laughing so hard I almost fell of the treadmill.
This needs to happen more often!