🔴 FNAF in Real Time (Night 1) (Yes seriously, it's 6 hours)

TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 Intro
17:07 Game Start
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streamlabs.com/saltydkdan1/tip
FNAF VORTEX CHARITY STREAM
/ @fnafvortex

[@DarkExplosion]

What if Markiplier was betrayed and locked in Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza for 1 thousand years (6 hours)

[@yomatasaki]

That would be pretty poggies

[@Art-Addict9]

(Full story)

[@tomschuh7513]

Then this where his full arg

[@DanParre]

Why is there a search button next to the funny Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza

[@loselot6044]

Alternate title: Man named Salty gets bullied by people throwing money at him for 6 full hrs

[@Sejoseon]

Damn the definition of bullism changed over the years

[@NaveeSeal]

​@@Sejoseon yeah because bullism is when you think that the stock prices will rise

[@doracosta1760]

He's basically just working tbh, but unlike real FNAF he's actually getting paid to be a night guard

[@imaginatortg9089]

I can't believe he actually started at 12am, the only thing more insane than playing this is starting it at midnight.

[@jjmax8461]

12 am is midnight

[@joechristo2]

@@jjmax8461read comment again

[@TotallyOnYT]

joined 2 hours in and it was just a solid 30 seconds of silence, 10/10

[@feezee5196]

It's crazy Salty can made several hours of content/commentary off pokemon H, but 6 Hour Fnaf is where he falls flat.

[@IzzyThe1stMVP]

@@feezee5196 yup

[@pevel2562]

I can't believe Markiplier Markipliered all over the place. That was crazy

[@sobaka8685]

markiplier be markipliin’

[@crazy_adventures6326]

Markiplier be Martiplying.

[@thatguyknownaswill8180]

When markiplier has children it’s called markiplying

[@Hobster64]

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's in Real Time, a fangame that you guys suggested, in mass, and I saw that Saltydkdan played it and said it really sucked ass!

[@damion2312]

This reminds me of a "game" idea I had after seeing the first fnaf game. Five Nights As An Actual Night Guard, it goes in real time with no saves until you finish a shift, so you need to sit in an office, check security cameras for shit that rarely ever happens, and wait for 8 hours. Though that stuff does happen, you'd have to do things like tell homeless people to disperse, call the police on people trying to break in or selling drugs on the premises, stuff like that but it would only happen like once every few DAYS. It'd be incredibly boring and that's the point.

[@bluetintedchromee3881]

I'd watch somebody play it

[@yoshimanrpg]

That's just VotV but Night Guard

[@roderguzmen]

That's sounds like the worst idea ever....let's make it happen chat

[@Zeelu05]

desert bus 2

[@succojones]

,Salty made more money than the night guard from the original before he even got to work...

[@shygaifu3592]

watching the like count shoot up in real time when he did the “WHAT? HELP ME!” bit was an experience

[@magnemon2824]

That’s crazy how you got markiplier here for the whole 6 hours

[@jotwig]

It's so awesome how he made it to 6AM

[@SpanielTower]

:3

[@bigman2366]

:3

[@AlliWithE]

:3

[@PikMaraMania]

:3

[@3spoons366]

:3

[@avazzle]

i can’t believe Salty “Markiplier””Bob Burger””Clover””DK” Dan would do that.

[@theh3647]

ringo starr, i get it lol

[@catsungdae]

im gonna be thinking about foxy's sad walk of shame for a while..... he just looks so sad :(

[@medthicc8506]

30:30 I like to put on Salty's stream while I work out, I almost dropped my weights on my head due to this clip. It would have been a good way to die.

[@AzidDrop]

Starts at 17:44

[@Art-Addict9]

Real fans watch the markiboner buildup

[@Weeweesnaw]

Thx

[@realpepsicola]

3:16:30 there’s a much simpler answer to this and its that the image of Freddy fazbear to the general public and in internet culture is entirely divorced from the actual Freddy fazbear in the game. his name and iconography proceeds any actual game information or ‘story’

[@smolboi7092]

I wonder if they made it easier than normal fnaf. Because imagine being three hours in and losing.

[@ProtocolDroidHK47]

I hope this never gets a supercut. If you eant the funny, you have to suffer alongside the Salt man.

[@eruption257]

Do the opposite of editing and slow it down so it lasts 12 hours instead

[@clawcakes2]

i was wondering when he would stop doing the markiplier bit so i hovered over the video progress bar to see when the facecam disappears and. oh god. it never does.

[@Awfulfeature]

I failed edging to this, clean up on aisle my room!

[@LlamaLlama213]

the animatronics get quirky at 33:15

[@iron2478]

1:19:49 Should note, pretty sure the game isn’t glitched as thats how fnaf 1 originally worked too
Unless the realtime is supposed to make it not like that in which case uhhhhhhh ignore this please

[@MitchelGatzke]

Donkey Kong with a shotgun.

[@RoamingArtyom]

That’s the night guard

[@MitchelGatzke]

his SHOTGUN can fire in spurts

[@Cringe89563]

Wario with revolver.

[@Semikris]

salty i just wanted to say that you've been edging us homestuck fans for far too long and i appreciate it

[@catsock]

leave it to a homestucker to appreciate being endlessly edged

[@Glitchboi82]

I beat all of sonic forces during this. That was fun. Goodnight.

[@miguelguedes3411]

Good game

[@coralbeau15]

could've beat it like 3 times lol

[@Glitchboi82]

@@coralbeau15 Yeah, I know, I just decided to do it, like, halfway through, and was trying to get all S ranks.

[@coralbeau15]

@@Glitchboi82 one time me and a friend had like an hour and a half between a lecture and I bet that I could beat sonic forces before we had to go and I did. easily.

[@Glitchboi82]

@@coralbeau15 YOOO, that's awesome!

[@miathecookiequeen3728]

See! Markiplier IS a masochist!

[@in-completeanimations1715]

Salty once said: "Saltydkdan fans when something is repeated more than once: 😂😂😂😂😂"
I used to think it was an exaggeration as I've never seen many of his live streams besides the Friendlockes, but holy moly I was contorting on the ground throughout this entire thing, every time

[@cronst6352]

I like when he makes a sound and his mouth opens for a second and he’s not actually saying anything

[@wapi9086]

can't believe salty has made his face reveal in this video! how brave of him

[@obsta3346]

gonna rewatch this on my birthday so i can act like salty is wishing ME a happy birthday

[@velvaetalt]

salty's cr1tical impression is actually crazy good

[@chancierbeet8915]

Night two is gonna be epic sauce, gamer style even

[@Sp00ks_the_Sp00ky_Skelet0n]

Zenis.

[@Susiguess]

god i can finally stop edging now thank you salty!!

[@skye7184]

You can tell how much saltys starting to dislike a fair chunk of his fans lol

[@KawaiiHamsteruwubean69]

Tbh I don't blame him after reading the comments

[@zetasann]

salty hates making youtube videos confirmed

[@joemkdd]

i think most big youtubers hate a decent portion of their fans, most just never say anything about it. for every 1 normal person there's going to be like 10 children who are way too young to be consuming your content

[@thefoxoverlord]

dont blame him, ppl need to learn to not force their hyperfixations onto other people

[@zetasann]

i didnt actually watch most of this stream. i popped back in at like 4am. what happened, does he hate fnaf or something lmao

[@CandyPancakeLover]

he freakin loves cheezits man

[@coolioman9073]

i loved the mario and donkey beef in chat

[@souploop4657]

This is the quality content i signed up for, thank u salty i mean markiplier

[@crispiecord]

I can't believe SimpleFlips revived the $500k or dinner with JayZ thing and it found its way here.

[@saviorbob]

What a great entertainer he is

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

Honestly the FNAF movie was a lot better than I expected. The human protagonists were surprisingly likable and relatable. They did a great job giving a valid reason as to why Mike would come back every night despite the danger. Even the fort building scene, which a lot of people hated, made sense to me: it was supposed to remind you that these killer animatronics are just children at the end of the day. My only complaint is that some of the dialogue was pretty bad, which is a Scott Cawthon staple. Also literally everyone knew "Steve Raglan" was William Afton long before the movie came out. This one is more personal, but both Mike and Abby came across as autistic or at least neurodivergent in some way, and I've rarely related to fictional characters like this.

[@CharlesTube4D]

Took Me So Long To Understand He’s Talking About That Political Twitter Cartoon.😊
Great Stream, Mark!

[@JustCallMeViolet]

This stream felt like a fever dream

[@winterdew650]

1:00:17
I hired this thing to stare at you

[@com7944]

Hey! I think you missed this fins donation. It was his birthday and he wanted you to shout him out!

[@Leonel-jo8dz]

Genuinely couldn’t breath the whole time omg

[@gerryboydareal]

watched this last night to sleep stream was really calming ❤❤❤❤

[@Firedude105]

Happy birthday fin!

[@cheezy_fox1]

Aw dang it I missed the SIX HOURS of content😢

[@Li-rh1bv]

ah yes, the true Michael Afton simulator.
(Jokes aside this is insane and you are insane for doing this for six HOURS my guy.)

[@thebonely1acc]

markiplier talking about minors..... insane.......

[@opal_fruit9584]

I frinkin love salty, best internet funny boio ever

[@alexuz441]

happy birthday fin!

[@coralbeau15]

i guess they ramped up the difficulty so night 1 wouldnt be like 3 hours of waiting, but it wouldve been really funny if you did just have to wait like 3 hours for stuff to actually go down. maybe difficulty was increased just to show off the demo tho so idk

[@anonymousfog501]

Yeah I don't think Bonnie and Chica normally get to your door before 1AM on Night 1.
Additionally Foxy's AI is set to 0 Night 1, but due to his code it actually gradually increases overnight; however as far as I know it's impossible for him to jumpscare you Night 1 because he doesn't get enough time to do so.
Freddy is normally never active until Night 3, but here we see that he starts moving before 1AM.
So with that the Six Hour Mode is currently at a difficulty level of about Night 5 or 6, if I had to guess. (Does the original FNAF have a Night 6? It's been so long (heheh) I don't remember.)

[@coralbeau15]

@@anonymousfog501 yeah it does seem more like that. I do still wonder if the final game will just be harder or if this was just so the demo could be exciting lol. They could totally just start from the fnaf 1 night 6 AI levels (4 10 12 6) and increase from there for each night. Terrifying to imagine a possibility of normal fnaf gameplay having any animatronics set to 20 tho.

[@allosaurustime]

One hell of a stream

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

Not only did I miss a Salty stream, they were playing FNAF 😭😭

[@OfficiallyYuri]

Salty I can't wait to play Lethal Company with you again! :D

[@just_a_piece_of_junk]

Didnt know Bonnie was chill like dat

[@van5190]

Salty’s videos are perfect to listen to during Manuel labor

[@anonymousfog501]

Fr I started up the Explorers Of H stream while doing the dishes and it was much better than setting my music to shuffle

[@solairefan5420]

salty let me out please for the love of god salty please don't leave me in your basement

[@Bread_and_Basil]

freddy five bear

[@F3lyxF0x]

5:48:30 the limited 3d roleplaying in the chat is so charming

[@JDPSTFO]

Its 8:36am here on brazil, today i will watch satellite television donkey known play 6 hours final at fantasy 1 gaem.
(I just did a all nightwr so i am realy sleep deprived, lets gooooo)

[@MariaTheGal]

I love it when he beat the game!

[@RinRinStrikes]

i saw the same video you did right when you started LMAO

[@puppetman833]

Err uh, if anyone is wondering what the uhh p stands for, it err stands for pjjhejfknhgsiwjns

[@ProtocolDroidHK47]

The Fin lore goes crazy.

[@arcadeautumn8008]

The sound at 2:02:02 is the perfect sound for that face and that got me real good

[@riv2052]

man honestly like the first hours is donation after donation and its like $5-10 each one, my dude made bank

[@RoastBeefyy]

I love how the markiplier bit has a blinking variant

[@lunabun2624]

wish i was actually here for the stream to say this but Ian Flynn clarified that they're not exactly ageless but characters like sonic are just nonspecificly "teenager" than 15 and tails is more so just "child" than 8

[@Thing_of_somes]

This dude is crazy

[@azuregolem1047]

Now we know the origin story of Darkiplier, Dark Gary

[@dziewiaty]

Desert Bus finally got some competition

[@-Gug-]

Salty... Markiplier died 12 years ago...

[@henryapplebottom7231]

Everyone remembers the Himalayas line, no-one remembers the native American line.

[@FroggBoy1]

Cant believe we get no discord server because bonnie showed up on night 1

[@grlyeetswrld]

Starting my shift and starting this at the same time is like coworking but also not??? I love being at the office (the security office)

[@cloutlessgoblin8678]

Am i the only one who super cant see the animatronics when theyre at the door

[@glitchyfox8706]

i canot wait for the devs to see this and make fnaf H mods out of spite and give salty special thanks. chat would harrass him to play them

[@Monkespegiti]

You made me choke on my beans a little with your funny

[@SplatBad]

Thank you Markiplier.

[@eliescobis9922]

It would be cool if they made main menu animatronics appear at random not in a selected order

[@Clementinewoofwoof]

I don’t know how to feel about…this markiplier thing is hilarious

[@neomothdev2]

sending this before seeing if foxy isn't bugged or not, something tells me he dies to freddy due to looking left while hes at the corner

[@kodahyphenlee]

i had a dream this was a thing before you streamed this, am i telekinetic or what

[@scootsmcgee311]

im watching at 12am rn on the job at the pizzeria, first night at freddy fazbears

[@vibt]

this was actually my first stream

[@Weeweesnaw]

Sp rp in a fnaf real time stream is crazy

[@M1stful]

Alternative Title: The Yapping Stream.

[@crpalstuck2966]

Truly funny

[@loganchitty]

Jumpscare timestamps:
38:37
39:17
40:36
41:42
42:13

[@Crissley10]

27:30 shout outs to SimpleFlips

[@ashleysdeadchannel]

Jumpscare warning:
5:27:25

[@slagged3713]

Hey salty, I love edging to your stream vods/vids.

[@brownberryking]

We Need the King of Five Nights At Freddys right now

[@maxweII_demon]

never expected Kamen Rider Kuuga to be mentioned HERE...
NO FEAR! NO PAIN!

[@IsYeaYesyup]

btw you can press shift + p to pause the game
just in case you need to edge to norm's tweets :)

[@seanmchugh1981]

God damn I eepy

[@Flapalapagus]

Time for five nights at Reality

[@wren2986]

i feel so sigma! >_