Here's the script. (Sniper) Here comes a bloody bomb! *NYEURAUAGHUGH* (Sniper) Here she goes. (Scout) Sniper, I am done with your camotiskat (Sniper) yEAHS. meens owln i snat (Scout) Sweet. eeaaAAAuh dipis AAAAAAUGH (Sniper) _laughs maniacally_ (Demoman) _slurps out of a cigarette and starts laughing_ (Sniper) Ay demoman, what's up? (Demoman) Ah, i'm just *MO O O O O KiNg M e E EE E AA E A WO Oo O NA a E A n* (Sniper) Ooh, this is gonna be a reaLUAHREAREWAL PIECE A... uh... (Dream Train Sniper) piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss (Demoman) _weagjh_ Sniper, _dew ewe wand weed oar knot?_ (Sniper) *LET'S* ½ *AGO* @it (Demoman) Good, less moan. (Sniper) _eats a weed while hissing_ (Sniper) _starts laughing on a boat_ I feel like a queen! a cactus wankers, butters! (Demoman) _inhales a literal tree and laughs_ (Scout) Oh god, my head is covered in shit. (Demoman) imagine if i had been drunk too, Sniper! (Sniper) you _are_ drunk, ya bomb lobbin.. hm... cyclops! (Demoman) Oh, how drunk am i? _Demoman and Sniper begin to laugh._ (Scout) psst, what the hell is your guy's problem? (Sniper) _ay, you were did it!_ (Demoman) *_hpshHHTAAAAAAAAWWWP_* i got dis. (Scout) what da hell is that crap?! (Sniper) you'll be needin' another use for that ass, ye twitchy hooligan! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) _Demoman begins powering up his massive rawkit peenish._ (Scout) AAAAwgh! holy crap dis guys wut daw beet score! (Sniper) Awwwlright! (Demoman) Sniper! want another smoke? (Sniper) Do I! _slurps another ciggy_ Sniper turns into a dancing, ostrich riding skeleton, while demo turns into a lumpy bearded dinosaur. however, when demo mentions the "stuff", sniper doesn't seem too pleased as though he realizes what he's currently experiencing is not the true reality. he is suddenly haunted by images of a dancing two headed cow, and is snapped into a different place. sniper seems to be confused, but demo seems contented, implying that he has experience with trips such as these, and it seems their adventure, if i may, their weed adventure, has come to an end.
How to make a smexual. 1. Make one of the characters go absolute apeshit at begginig 2. Make other characters go absolute apeshit and sexual assaulting each other. 3. Everyone dies at the end. 4. Profit.
Now Who is the Anime female character that I'm looking at right here in The background wearing A green dress what a white bow tie? standing between two JaIl bars and a white street light? And what anime is she off of?
Judging by 0:01 - 0:06, I think SFM has finally caught up with GMod with how insane it can be.
He’s doing into crazy mode
Saxxy awards 2018 winner: horror and saddest
Accurate demonstration of marijuanas pyschoactive properties.
I wish.....
0:48 Rayman4 looks great
Hey Mr Stone.
Ok you win
lmao
Taste ray-moman?
Rayman x kirby
3 uploads in 24 hours?
I believe Christmas was last week.
Wrong ITS A NEW YEAR MIRACLE!
UlsterRose Dangit I was going to say that.
A smexual without an overused rape joke?
No way
nope, big coce joke that scout noticed its been done before
Well this is a great way to start 2018.
What a way to start the year.
Imagine if in 50 years people find this and wonder "What the heck was going through these peoples heads!?!"
"What the bloody hell?"
Exactly my reaction. XD
*SEE?*
1:15 Drivers, Start You ENGINES!
**starts his honda's engine**
1:36-1:37 that grunt , good as hell.
The same grunt i do when i wake up (not really).
Here's the script.
(Sniper) Here comes a bloody bomb! *NYEURAUAGHUGH*
(Sniper) Here she goes.
(Scout) Sniper, I am done with your camotiskat
(Sniper) yEAHS. meens owln i snat
(Scout) Sweet. eeaaAAAuh dipis AAAAAAUGH
(Sniper) _laughs maniacally_
(Demoman) _slurps out of a cigarette and starts laughing_
(Sniper) Ay demoman, what's up?
(Demoman) Ah, i'm just *MO O O O O KiNg M e E EE E AA E A WO Oo O NA a E A n*
(Sniper) Ooh, this is gonna be a reaLUAHREAREWAL PIECE A... uh...
(Dream Train Sniper) piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss
(Demoman) _weagjh_ Sniper, _dew ewe wand weed oar knot?_
(Sniper) *LET'S* ½ *AGO* @it
(Demoman) Good, less moan.
(Sniper) _eats a weed while hissing_
(Sniper) _starts laughing on a boat_ I feel like a queen! a cactus wankers, butters!
(Demoman) _inhales a literal tree and laughs_
(Scout) Oh god, my head is covered in shit.
(Demoman) imagine if i had been drunk too, Sniper!
(Sniper) you _are_ drunk, ya bomb lobbin.. hm... cyclops!
(Demoman) Oh, how drunk am i?
_Demoman and Sniper begin to laugh._
(Scout) psst, what the hell is your guy's problem?
(Sniper) _ay, you were did it!_
(Demoman) *_hpshHHTAAAAAAAAWWWP_* i got dis.
(Scout) what da hell is that crap?!
(Sniper) you'll be needin' another use for that ass, ye twitchy hooligan! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
_Demoman begins powering up his massive rawkit peenish._
(Scout) AAAAwgh! holy crap dis guys wut daw beet score!
(Sniper) Awwwlright!
(Demoman) Sniper! want another smoke?
(Sniper) Do I! _slurps another ciggy_
Sniper turns into a dancing, ostrich riding skeleton, while demo turns into a lumpy bearded dinosaur. however, when demo mentions the "stuff", sniper doesn't seem too pleased as though he realizes what he's currently experiencing is not the true reality.
he is suddenly haunted by images of a dancing two headed cow, and is snapped into a different place. sniper seems to be confused, but demo seems contented, implying that he has experience with trips such as these, and it seems their adventure, if i may, their weed adventure, has come to an end.
*STHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!*
I got dis.
What the hell’s that crap?!
How to make a smexual.
1. Make one of the characters go absolute apeshit at begginig
2. Make other characters go absolute apeshit and sexual assaulting each other.
3. Everyone dies at the end.
4. Profit.
the average man trips and hits the ground
the way a man trips with 900 ping 0:14
*peeeEEEEEEEEE* NIS
Pchooo!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Holy crap, this was done before.
Bomb Lobbin'.. thinking... cyclops
Good anti-drug ad!
*STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPH*
i've got this
Demo_goes_on_a_bizarre.adventure_for_an_errect.dispenser.mp4
0:01 me on taco tuesday.
What being baked on weed truly feels and looks like
0:48 song of storms?
you mean S.o.S?
0:00 What a coincidence. *I’m on the toilet right now!*
"peeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEnis!"
*Rocket appears out of crotch and hits Scout into the atmosphere.*
0:11 He sounds kind of like Butters from "South Park".
0:45 Song of Storms from Ocarina of Time
1:16 gentlemen start ur engines
Ahhh my daily dose of insanity
I think sniper was the bomb...
Sniper:"GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGG!!!!"
sniper and demoman’s weedtastic adventure
See?
What a masterpiece
I do crack whenever I feel down.
minicritman999 I do beer in my basemente...do you want some?
So your computer ate that weed dealing scene .....guess it was hungery for weed then
I have to admit i couldn't understand what they were saying at several points, tho that's more the smexual audios fault, i did like the animation tho.
Quality
Yay_another_vidio_of_payon.tale
0:50 rayman in a shellnut
I love the fact that you used songs from retro-ish video games lmao
And a happy new year to you too, notif bar
-Initiate Demo Engine-
demoman literally smoked a tree? I am now sad
"Dew ewe wand weed oar knot?"
"Let's half ago at it!"
Gud, lit snook!
0:38
Well, Sniper.
Dew ewe wand weed oar knot?
**Corn**
Let's half ago @it!
0:41 haaaaaa Payton
that girl Is Hentai
Happy New Year, Payton!
Now get some sleep, ya crazy man!
First animated smexual video in 2018! Nice! :D
Always a real treat.
Weed is one heel of a drug
best start ever
Demoman w/ Chargin' Targe & marijuana= Blunt force trauma
1:15 i cant stop replaying that since clip isnt avaliable :(
I'm not sure how I feel about watching a sniper shit his ass out with the looney tune's theme playing
Hey hey heyayay....smoke weed every day!
SEE!
0:50
Every day man's on the block
Smoke trees
you know you aren't setting the bar very high when you start off like this 0:01
Videos like these with weed in them show you that these people have never done weed
"my computer ate this scene"
LOL
I think there was something else in that blunt besides Pot.
Sniper's High Adventures
0:23 I'm just smoking maaarrriiiiiwaaaaannaaa (demoman. Exe is not working)
DEMO... THAT'S NOT MARIJUANA...
0:01-0:06 that's me when I take a shit
*SEE*
Oh boy the p_isstrain.pis
At least nothing exploded, wait never mind his computer did
Smoking Kills
Happy new january
scout did not know de way
Dew ewe wand weed oar knot?
Let's 1/2 ago @it!
I'm just waiting for somebody to caption this
The 80s psas should have been more like this
my head is covered in shit
I’m just smokin marijuana!!! 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬
Rayman?
Smoke trees
"eeeeeeeehh"
But with your face
In 2013
1:15 PAINIS POW!
So High, I Smoke Trees
>Casually gets high smoking cigarettes
*Seems legit*
Warp speed mr sulu
1:15 PAINIS POW
1:15 Mentlegen, START YOUR ENGINES!
Marijuana in a nutshell
thought they were already high
0:49 Big Shaq, Smoke Trees
So high...
I can realte to the first 10 seconds to the video as i am too dropping a bomb in the toilet
"PeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEnis!"
MARRRRRIIIIIJUAAANAA
Ah, classic.
Now Who is the Anime female character that I'm looking at right here in The background wearing A green dress what a white bow tie? standing between two JaIl bars and a white street light? And what anime is she off of?
Red rocket
I see what you did there
PISS TRAIN RETURNS
0:11 Y E S
I guess the weed was laced with pcp
Dude, you're pretty fucking underrated if you ask me.
For some reason, I find this funnier when it's at 0.25 speed.
Funny.
I read "Jan 1, 2018' in the description and I was startled for a second.