The Ultimate Xanax Fiend

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  • čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
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Komentáře • 908

  • @TheGBLN
    @TheGBLN  Před 3 lety +662

    yall ready for the shot glasses to drop on Friday or what?

  • @yourgrandma9889
    @yourgrandma9889 Před 3 lety +2213

    You know its gonna be a hoot and a holler when goblin is golfing

  • @brainsandbronze
    @brainsandbronze Před 3 lety +1107

    This man gave him 70 bars and didn't think it would effect his life 😂😂

  • @lukedierlam3365
    @lukedierlam3365 Před 3 lety +1031

    the amount of interactions goblin has w uber drivers is absolutely insane

    • @jockogo1689
      @jockogo1689 Před 3 lety +12

      Almost got dmt from one in la

    • @milligramdusse
      @milligramdusse Před 3 lety +28

      @@jockogo1689 that one was cap tho

    • @jockogo1689
      @jockogo1689 Před 3 lety +7

      @@milligramdusse true but still pretty funny

    • @yowai33
      @yowai33 Před 3 lety +7

      @@milligramdusse why would he cap about that ☠️

    • @Daniel-bl2sc
      @Daniel-bl2sc Před 3 lety +44

      @@yowai33 not goblin the Uber driver capped about having dmt

  • @joeyvh561
    @joeyvh561 Před 3 lety +270

    Goblin just be completing strangers and freaks missions man

  • @phoenixx6490
    @phoenixx6490 Před 3 lety +185

    Goblin, Golfing, and Xannies. What a hoot!

  • @saintkatana
    @saintkatana Před 3 lety +118

    i’m crying 😭 nigga offered everything

  • @scottpoody3370
    @scottpoody3370 Před 3 lety +274

    Just took a smoke break and I came back inside to this my night is fucking made

  • @nolingatewood5182
    @nolingatewood5182 Před 3 lety +25

    Bars ain’t no joke my boy, my brother Od’d a few years ago RIP 🙏🏻

    • @turboshazed7370
      @turboshazed7370 Před 2 lety +9

      Rest in peace to your brother I'm very sorry to hear that

  • @ryplawski4314
    @ryplawski4314 Před 3 lety +183

    Xanax with a panic disorder really feels like heaven and if any of you have it than you understand

    • @zbrownbb
      @zbrownbb Před 3 lety +35

      Hell is waiting for you when you stop

    • @rocketsrule432
      @rocketsrule432 Před 3 lety +4

      @@zbrownbb that's very true

    • @lucytriptamine1161
      @lucytriptamine1161 Před 3 lety +22

      @@zbrownbb its called not abusing them. Not that hard. Ive been taking xanax for over a 2 years and still not addicted to them. As long as you dont take them everyday. Just when you really need them.

    • @mdiddy934
      @mdiddy934 Před 3 lety +42

      @@lucytriptamine1161 now that’s called dependency, better than addiction 💀

    • @ryanjung4416
      @ryanjung4416 Před 3 lety +5

      @@lucytriptamine1161 tf? If u ain’t addicted then don’t take those little fuckers

  • @greendayisawesome123
    @greendayisawesome123 Před 3 lety +289

    I’m glad you’re dropping the xans, everyone Ik who does that ends up for the better

    • @jensen4993
      @jensen4993 Před 3 lety +31

      Shits terrible never do xans

    • @np526
      @np526 Před 3 lety +6

      you have to be trolling..

    • @bradsully6620
      @bradsully6620 Před 3 lety +15

      Xans are awesome, but use sparingly.

    • @uhhhello1866
      @uhhhello1866 Před 3 lety +50

      @@bradsully6620 awesome till u wake up one day and you’re at the worst point in your life 😂

    • @jamesmcgrath5346
      @jamesmcgrath5346 Před 3 lety

      Dead right !

  • @pulsefull7248
    @pulsefull7248 Před 3 lety +69

    Imagine goblin goes for an uber and he meets the xanax fiend again

    • @firemonkey60
      @firemonkey60 Před 2 lety +2

      That would be fucked 🤣

    • @Internazionale2010
      @Internazionale2010 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Didn’t the dude get fired? Tho tbf there’s definitely more Xanax fiends working for uber. 😵‍💫

  • @supermoviemaking1168
    @supermoviemaking1168 Před 3 lety +501

    Ayy I’m fuckin w the amount of uploads recently

  • @acex753
    @acex753 Před 3 lety +134

    Man just casually vibing with 70 bars when he don’t even like em💀

    • @aj4waffles
      @aj4waffles Před 3 lety +7

      Seriously, one of those things was able to end one of the worst panic attacks ive had in my life which is saying alot, and knock me out even with insomnia yet ive only ever gotten my hands on 2 in my entire life cause no one around here has access to them, meanwhile goblins one state over from me chilling with 70 when he doesnt even like them.

    • @chaoticatmos1461
      @chaoticatmos1461 Před 3 lety +8

      @@aj4waffles you just don't have the connection. It's in every state bro.

    • @bebaa
      @bebaa Před 3 lety +3

      @@aj4waffles u got the internet bro u can get em

    • @shencope3756
      @shencope3756 Před 3 lety +1

      @@bebaa teach me the way

    • @ncktyu
      @ncktyu Před 7 měsíci

      @@shencope3756it’s so easy to

  • @Shilo_Primetime1010
    @Shilo_Primetime1010 Před 3 lety +63

    Your story's scare me straight my dude thank you.

  • @pish9735
    @pish9735 Před 3 lety +7

    Almost died of Xanax withdrawal like 6 months ago now we hear sober. Jus good to hear my boy goblin here with me

  • @gunshybtdb6657
    @gunshybtdb6657 Před 3 lety +89

    Some people just dont have the self control needed to not ruin their life over drugs.

    • @liammurphy6576
      @liammurphy6576 Před 3 lety +25

      Self control goes out of the window when xans and hard drugs go into the picture

    • @ethanstephens8293
      @ethanstephens8293 Před 3 lety +9

      @@liammurphy6576 no kapp xans aint no joke ppl don't even give af if they real now they pop whatever just to get high💀 (me🤣💀)

    • @dandollas
      @dandollas Před 3 lety +1

      @@ethanstephens8293 me rn😭😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stoney3694
      @stoney3694 Před 3 lety +1

      40mg as an 8yr old (illegal dosage btw)

    • @stayblazinyt3455
      @stayblazinyt3455 Před 3 lety +2

      Happens to everyone over time

  • @eggsbacon8309
    @eggsbacon8309 Před 3 lety +184

    When I’m stoned, goblins always here to cure my boredom 😊

  • @GladlySmokin117
    @GladlySmokin117 Před 3 lety +61

    When a new banger drops as you get home from night shift to a fresh pack of bud 🙏

  • @carlospiceyweiner100
    @carlospiceyweiner100 Před 3 lety +5

    Benzos if taken properly can really change people's lives for the better. There are people out there that really need these to get through there day and live a normal life.
    Anxiety is one of the worst things.

    • @whitefolks282
      @whitefolks282 Před 8 měsíci

      Not really, I had bad anxiety and Xanax would make it better only when I was high off it, once it wore off it got 10x worse, don’t do them no more and my anxiety is way better

    • @carlospiceyweiner100
      @carlospiceyweiner100 Před 8 měsíci

      @@whitefolks282 i disagree... Xanax yes its stupid and strong and if you're popping full bars all the time of course you will withdrawal and feel way worse.
      But if taken properly a quarter of a Xanax when having a panic attack is a life saver and there are people out there that genuinely need them
      But valium is a different story its way weaker but lasts a day plus they are slow release and much easier to come off.
      Similar to it is clonezepam which is valium but Stronger to summarise it.
      Its My favourite benzo as you don't black out as easy the half life is like 3 days so it's still in your system and calming.
      I used to be really addicted to xanax
      I would take one or two bars before work every morning. By the time midday came xanax wore off so I had to take more. Valium and clonezepam if taken properly would of lasted to the afternoon. Xanax should only be given for bad panic attacks not generalised anxiety

  • @nah2454
    @nah2454 Před 3 lety +42

    Just at work listening to you from my pocket. Thanks for making the days go by quicker

  • @ComradeZBunch
    @ComradeZBunch Před 3 lety +51

    I've been addicted to the methadone/xanax combo for quite a bit now. You most definitely can lose yourself without even realizing it...

    • @mr.fukk12
      @mr.fukk12 Před 2 lety +2

      I went golfing in a moat in northwestern Illinois in my boxers while sleep walking off that combo. Than the next night tried to do it again but my step sister stopped me and woke me up and told me what happened the night before

    • @Elijah42069
      @Elijah42069 Před 7 měsíci

      Hope you're doing better

  • @Ty-cr7pf
    @Ty-cr7pf Před 3 lety +28

    omg bro this is so lucky I was literally just thought "i wish there was a goblin video" and then sure enough i open another yt tab and there it is

  • @fuzzypanda4921
    @fuzzypanda4921 Před 3 lety +37

    I’m borderline alcohol poisoned I needed this

  • @1991wasfun
    @1991wasfun Před 3 lety +4

    When I’m down Goblins vids always bring me back up. So many relatable memories. Wish I was still a savage sometimes.

  • @JohnDoe-if6jl
    @JohnDoe-if6jl Před rokem +1

    “Go out with spear guns off like two tabs, its lit, hell yeah” - Goblin, 2022

  • @Matt85USA
    @Matt85USA Před 2 lety +4

    This is awesome.. I have so many stories about getting high with friends. Shrooms, coke, acid, benzo, Molly, clear. 36 now clean and sober. Besides smoking budz. But from 14 to 30 I went crazy

    • @Matt85USA
      @Matt85USA Před 2 lety

      Oh and I was a functional addict I guess you can say... always had a job, never homeless, always paid bills on time.. just did drugs with friends to have fun...

  • @MitchellBay
    @MitchellBay Před rokem +1

    I don’t know why I always come back to this one

    • @randomdudewholikesmusic1640
      @randomdudewholikesmusic1640 Před 11 měsíci

      The fact he popped 2 before work, first thing in the morning, with probably a smile, had me rolling lmao

  • @codycraft1880
    @codycraft1880 Před 3 lety +9

    Bruh, as someone that’s been to rehab for benzos, you’d do anyone a favor by cuttin them off

  • @P1MPST1K
    @P1MPST1K Před 3 lety +93

    U did the right thing gob, from a yophead himself😓

  • @jamesonperreault8590
    @jamesonperreault8590 Před 3 lety +10

    Goblin literally gets me through my overnight shifts

  • @gafoscato6481
    @gafoscato6481 Před 3 lety +21

    Perfect timing as always

  • @captntrill
    @captntrill Před 3 lety +5

    its been 4 years and every opening is still a hoot & a holler

  • @harmlesspenguin7883
    @harmlesspenguin7883 Před 3 lety +99

    Hopefully he gets off them bars are addicting af fun every once in a while but you start doing those daily and takes a lot to get off them

    • @shyguy_4
      @shyguy_4 Před 3 lety +1

      moderation is key

    • @roycaspi4539
      @roycaspi4539 Před 3 lety +6

      @@shyguy_4 not w benzos like xans, jus dont fuck w em often at all tbf withdrawls last way too long

    • @MrPicunYT
      @MrPicunYT Před 3 lety +3

      @@roycaspi4539 fr took me a year and a half to kick pills, no fun at all

    • @nealalexander5772
      @nealalexander5772 Před 3 lety

      @@MrPicunYT same...

    • @HOP805
      @HOP805 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm still trying to get off valium. Shits whack

  • @iikanashii2425
    @iikanashii2425 Před 3 lety +22

    gonna snag the grinder the second they are released cant fckn wait

  • @calebwilson6892
    @calebwilson6892 Před 3 lety +2

    Taking two bars and being zombie for 10 hours was enough for me to never wanna Touch Bar’s again , they are fucked lol

  • @alexr5658
    @alexr5658 Před 3 lety +6

    Goblin- Gets guy addicted to xans
    Also Goblin- “Why is this guy acting so insane?”

  • @bulletproofair
    @bulletproofair Před 2 lety +2

    I miss the good ol' days when 2mg meant 2mg. It's just so weird for me to hear people talk about a bar being "strong."

  • @ashergotti6473
    @ashergotti6473 Před 3 lety +3

    You know that Miami trip must’ve drained the pockets w all these uploads coming out

  • @MG3887Griff
    @MG3887Griff Před 4 měsíci +1

    Good move gob. That man did not need those things

  • @morgangahles7583
    @morgangahles7583 Před 3 lety +10

    Mmm babyy y’all notice the real OG intro

  • @j5p655
    @j5p655 Před 3 lety +2

    goblin so good at hyping shit up he could sell me oxygen

  • @real0rocker0
    @real0rocker0 Před 3 lety +5

    That thumbnail is pure gold xD

  • @joshfranklin474
    @joshfranklin474 Před 3 lety +2

    Needed this gobby. Love your content and honesty bro. Actually educational.

  • @raiviszvinbergs8895
    @raiviszvinbergs8895 Před 3 lety +4

    this gave me nostalgic feeling, old golbin vids.

  • @alexauffhammer5912
    @alexauffhammer5912 Před 3 lety +2

    just made some soup smoked a fat blunt. goblin you posted at the perfect time LETS GO BABBYYY these late night uploads are always bangers no doubt !!

  • @fighterofbosses
    @fighterofbosses Před 3 lety +5

    comes in clutch and posts as my bday begins let’s go dude

  • @WColdblooded357W
    @WColdblooded357W Před 3 lety +1

    One thing you didn't touch on is Benzo withdrawal. It's the most soul crushing long lasting hell. You basically go back and forth between ultra depressed with an outlook of life has no meaning and there is nothing to look forward to, to constant anxiety. All for a shitty high that not even that great. Totally not worth it.

  • @galligni2143
    @galligni2143 Před 3 lety +3

    Lmao that feel when you have more bars in your stash than the ~75 Goblin had

  • @charliedog4246
    @charliedog4246 Před 3 lety +2

    The drug dealer with a heart of gold.

  • @rustyegg2383
    @rustyegg2383 Před 3 lety +10

    hey man a deal is a deal im buying the shot glass and then finding you at a party

  • @morrisonandrew8353
    @morrisonandrew8353 Před 3 lety +2

    retitle it "probably killed a guy with xan withdrawal, I'm an asshat."

  • @hoodiejelo6456
    @hoodiejelo6456 Před 3 lety +3

    THE ULTIMATE HOOT, BACK TO BACK UPLOADS

  • @Dabbin916
    @Dabbin916 Před 3 lety +1

    Lmao co worker was off the bars at work fell asleep and forgot what he was doing every five seconds

  • @RecGamingx
    @RecGamingx Před 3 lety +4

    Me watching as I’m off half a farmapram before work…

  • @pickle1667
    @pickle1667 Před 3 lety +1

    0:26 lol the way he says stickers

  • @bdawgsteppa2381
    @bdawgsteppa2381 Před 3 lety +6

    Fresh gram of dabs for this hoot

  • @Oamiano
    @Oamiano Před 3 lety +2

    Currently withdrawing from xanax with valium. Kids think the shits a joke, I’m a strong person and alprazolam crushed me within 3 months.

  • @ES-ex5xh
    @ES-ex5xh Před 3 lety +3

    2 years, 5 months, 11 days clean :)

  • @tylerb1593
    @tylerb1593 Před 3 lety +1

    You did the right thing bro. Good shit. Saved dudes life.

  • @TylerMatty
    @TylerMatty Před 3 lety +3

    Xanx will put you on a downhill road reaaaallll fuckin fast

  • @bradsully6620
    @bradsully6620 Před 3 lety +2

    That was weird. Who gets a welfare check for 5k?? Thats crazy and an unemployment check for almost 3k?? Shits not adding up man.

  • @nathanj2636
    @nathanj2636 Před 3 lety +5

    Just casually admits to a recent felony

  • @vex4467
    @vex4467 Před 3 lety +1

    Aye goblin i always love listening to your stories while playing warzone and getting stoned, can’t wait to cop the new grinder

  • @YoungIndigoOfficial
    @YoungIndigoOfficial Před 3 lety +7

    Imagine having Amazon money and not just paying for weed to be legal

  • @aliciajade8837
    @aliciajade8837 Před 3 lety +2

    i’m sober nearly everyday now and getting notifs from ur videos is interesting

  • @Pejion.
    @Pejion. Před 3 lety +3

    love the vidsgoblin your going up, been watching for a few years good to see you grow your store too. foe life

  • @dickbreath8327
    @dickbreath8327 Před 3 lety +1

    Really happy to see you post something about drug education and awareness of why you should take control of substances for once keep it goin man love all ur vids

  • @jackallen2887
    @jackallen2887 Před 3 lety +3

    Loving the content gob hope u doing great, ur supplying me with content on my vacation while I got no pack to smoke :( Cheers yall

  • @ghoullyy
    @ghoullyy Před 3 lety +2

    What a guy being generous for the man’s

  • @terence9728
    @terence9728 Před 3 lety +3

    Back on topic here

  • @sgts75
    @sgts75 Před 3 lety +2

    Never heard em called yachts lmao

    • @sgts75
      @sgts75 Před 3 lety +1

      Or yops whatever lol

    • @sgts75
      @sgts75 Před 3 lety

      Don't think I've ever had a fenty bar either. I've def had pressed obviously most bars off the street are.

    • @user-mq5mk4rl7c
      @user-mq5mk4rl7c Před 3 lety

      @@sgts75 fentanyls fucked

  • @fatm3478
    @fatm3478 Před 3 lety +3

    plot twist he was all talk but when gob sold him those he got hooked because of gob

  • @moistcarti7242
    @moistcarti7242 Před 3 lety +2

    ayyy it's a hoot and a holler tonight. I'm smokin sum bowls of Peanut Butter and Jelly, what're yall smokin on?

  • @parkerfoley1335
    @parkerfoley1335 Před 3 lety +7

    My best friends brother died from xans earlier this year. I watched him try to kick it multiple times, but eventually the addiction consumed him. Dont do Xanax, it’s not worth it.

    • @firemonkey60
      @firemonkey60 Před 2 lety

      Vapes too fuck xans fuck nic fuck all the hard shit and fuck all the shit that would actually harm you

  • @dickbutt7854
    @dickbutt7854 Před 2 lety +1

    You did the right thing. Hopefully he's taking better care of himself now

  • @pressure-716-2
    @pressure-716-2 Před 3 lety +3

    Perfect timing as always gobby

  • @cadensword8738
    @cadensword8738 Před 3 lety +1

    my boy wanted 2 boats 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @arianamarie961
    @arianamarie961 Před 3 lety +4

    Ive never done xanax

  • @yoman2458
    @yoman2458 Před 2 lety +1

    When I bust out a Goblin shot glass, I will only expect you to fill it up to the brim with xans 😃

  • @jorjanmnkersbigepik8809
    @jorjanmnkersbigepik8809 Před 3 lety +8

    always have loved you man much love nice to see you grow

  • @ogsb2983
    @ogsb2983 Před 3 lety +1

    Yk it’s a hoot and a holler when goblin is coked up out of his mind

  • @kyngdrako3479
    @kyngdrako3479 Před 3 lety +7

    He was a crackhead for Zan's 😭🤣

  • @dismayedguy2776
    @dismayedguy2776 Před 8 měsíci

    took a few tabs came back to this banger

  • @huntmine2343
    @huntmine2343 Před 2 lety +4

    Shoulda sold the dude $2600 worth of Tylenol or something 😂

  • @RequiemForYourDream940
    @RequiemForYourDream940 Před 3 lety +1

    He definitely wasn't living life, it was running his sadly.
    As always bangin ass content bruh!!!✌🤘

  • @emgallegos5463
    @emgallegos5463 Před 3 lety +3

    literally just got home from work this is beautiful

  • @Adamisgood24
    @Adamisgood24 Před 3 lety +2

    Damn, that many Xans would have insomnia knocked out the park!

  • @lucasnooker
    @lucasnooker Před 3 lety +3

    Big up to Goblin for keeping the uploads going even after youtube fucked him over! A true G!

  • @rileymoore8449
    @rileymoore8449 Před 3 lety +2

    picked up buddha bliss 5 mins ago goblin posts 17 mins ago life is just happenin man

  • @benlovell9860
    @benlovell9860 Před 3 lety +3

    Bro it might've been a cop they usually order mass amounts of drugs at once after they get the initial small amount because they really cant make a big arrest with 2 bars

  • @VoDKaVngc
    @VoDKaVngc Před 3 lety

    Jeff and the cowboy hat at the rocket launch 😂 weak cause same what was that

  • @nayteVAL
    @nayteVAL Před 3 lety +3

    im 15 and these are my bedtime stories

  • @markvickroy6725
    @markvickroy6725 Před 11 měsíci

    Bars are bars. Any non pressed fake shit is the same as the next, mg/mg

  • @torpedo1875
    @torpedo1875 Před 3 lety +3

    whos a xan plug out in LA . reply

  • @jakedontlikeyou74
    @jakedontlikeyou74 Před 3 lety +2

    I’m high asf so the timing of this video is perfect

  • @user-hk6xo9tv5q
    @user-hk6xo9tv5q Před 3 lety +1

    Goblin hooked that man up with the yops

  • @lilitulee
    @lilitulee Před 3 lety +1

    Well assuming their pressed pills, a single street zan ends up being like 3 standard ones

  • @ronroller5731
    @ronroller5731 Před 2 lety

    The unofficial part 5 of Miami Mayhem

  • @loganreuland4201
    @loganreuland4201 Před 3 lety +1

    The Percy stash🤫🤫