Elder Millennial: Looking for a relationship || Iliza Shlesinger 2023
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- Elder Millennial: Looking for a relationship || Iliza Shlesinger 2023
Iliza Shlesinger: Unveiled (2019)
Iliza Shelsinger in her fifth Netflix stand-up special, discussing marriage and its traditions.
Director: Steve Paley
Writer: Iliza Shlesinger
Stars: Darren Capozzi, Iliza Shlesinger
#IlizaShlesinger #Unveiled #Stand_up
I met my girlfriend at work. I went through her cash to buy a drink because it was hot in the warehouse outback. I always thought she was cute but she had a bf . Then she grabbed my hand when giving back the change for too long. At break time later she told me how she was having problems with him. Me being brave and 20 years old I said well if you need someone to play with you can always come to my place. To my surprise she showed up later that night hasn't left since, that was 1999.
Looking for a relationship for a woman goes like this she will marry anybody who can help support her emotionally and physically. But she will not love him. So years later she cheats are leaves him taking him for half of all his shit plus child support because he didn’t fulfill her needs when she settled for a guy she didn’t love. Hence guys have finally wised up and are walking away.
Emotional, physical support...you forgot financial...
So the argument is "We aren't considered equal to men so we are going to purposely perpetuate the same behavior." We used to get killed over fighting for equality, but hitting on a guy and taking an ego hit is the limit now.
Some women hit on men, they just don't tell other women !
And the women that hit men, aren't asking where are the men !
She nailed it.
Cuz we did All this- u ficking do something Scott LOL I freaking Love Iliza’s sense of humor
Most me wont approach a girl w a pack of friends not only becuz so might reject him but her friends will Also reject and attack hkm and women can be very cruel!
True, but learn how to spell.
@@JasonTaylor90210 I am gud speeler
@josephjuno9555, according to who? Your mom?
Chicks in packs are a guaranteed get laid night. All you have to do is pick the hottest one. She has the pi$$ poor self image issues. Separate her from the herd of chubbies and sloppies and get her to laugh once. She'll be in
@@ADuvall-Whiteno your mom
If the guy hit on a woman who doesn't see him attractive, it is a sexual harassment charge
Im in jail right now as i type this
Sure buddy keep believing that
A Funny, Funny woman!
I appreciate the constant comedy, but what's with the musical interlude in the middle of every video?
I personally love the fairytale of being rescued by a prince 😊 I know it’s not the case all the time but it has happened to many women I know - myself included. It’s beautiful ❤
Go to countries with monarchies and stand in line. Better yet, wear a sign that says, "Unless you hold a royal title, drop dead." And go away.
Marriage is seemingly dead. I will never date a woman again, unless she approaches me like I'm the second J.C. she Knows.
Odd how she fails to understand that rejection is just as hard on men. Your rejection is also a core level rejection of our baby matter.
In fact, since men encounter rejection from MOST women and most women would rarely be rejected, the damage to the psyche simply must be greater for men. When rejection is rare, it is not very painful, but when a man is rejected by countless numbers of women, the pain can be consuming. Women NEVER experience that kind of pain. they have no idea what men, especially average and below average men go through and their level of empathy for such men is effectively zero.
The simple truth is that women put an artificial scarcity on sexual access and take advantage of that situation in a variety of ways, including the way they expect men to approa h even though rejection is usually the result. The real reason women do not approach is simple....POWER. Women have almost all the power in the dating market and in their minds, the one who is doing the approaching is seeking a favor. i.e. less powerful. Women enjoy their power and expecting men to approach is part of that. And, of course, sonce women really do have almost all the power, the strategy works. If men had the power in dating, they would not need to approach. If the power was more or less equal, both men and women would approach.
Spoken like a dude that tries to talk to “females “ instead of talking people who are women
@@giusdbgTestosterone is a hell of a drug
@@Jorge_i_Norgethat's not what they're doing though
@@Jorge_i_Norge You have been listening to Pearl to much.
And rejection is actually HARDER on men, because when we ask a woman out, we've usually spent days, weeks, months, or even YEARS working ourselves up to that one chance of a moment. If a woman gets rejected? Okay. You still literally have your option of at LEAST 75% of the other guys there (and 100% of the guys in your phone).
If you didnt battle for the top 20% of men. You might actually find something that can change your life forever
@danielmar4532 I guess high value men don't seek the top 5% of young, physically attractive women in a naturally hypergamous way. Oh wait😁🤡🌎
Wham!
Women aren't battling for men, come out from under your rock and into the real world
I’ve had 2 women hit on me without self esteem issues and it went very well
Rejection from a guy hurts... Really? Because a man being rejected from a woman must feel O SOOOO much better! Nothing quite like screwing on a smile on your face, choking down your fear of rejection, approaching a woman in a pack only to hear "Eww, gross!" and the rest of her herd mates laughing at you and your sense of rejection leaps out of its restraints like a demented Jack-in-the-box, laughing and pointing at you and telling you, "I told you so!" It seems that a woman rejecting a man is more of a power move. As for what women in the past did... that's hardly an excuse to maintain doing it. If it was, we'd still be using lead paint on everything.
💯 True and artfully articulated too.
Iliza is absolutely at the peak of her comic prowess and I love her as a comic. This is pure comedy.
Asking the guy outs too far for feminist to go.
They aren’t ready for the rejection.
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I love her❤ She is so funny. (The comments are scary, Stay safe Iliza)
Women hit on guys all the time. I've seen it dozens of times. Not to me, but to very handsome men around me, definitely. It's often awkward, overt and always includes physical touch. But a funny routine.
Yes, women hit on the top 5% of men. The rest of them have no hope at all. Women today have been taught to never settle for anyone less than perfect in her estimation.
When parents don’t teach the kids the difference between fiction and non fiction it screws the kids up!
She's great, camera work sucks.
My problem was always the women who are "Looking4U" were really looking for someone else entirely...namely someone taller with more muscles and money. There's not much of a market for 5'7" pudgy guys with glasses. (I didn't have the beard back then, so I don't know if that would have helped.)
I found my wife on the internet and persuaded her to remove me from the friend zone. It worked out in the end.
I did encounter a couple of women who pursued me along the way, but the truth was they were not who I was looking for. And so, it's a bit of a cat-and-mouse game for both sexes. I would guess it's the same way in same-sex relationships as well.
I had one stocking me, she kept showing up where I was and sitting and watching me. We had a relationship, but it didn't work out but for a while she wouldn't go away.
Deng iliza has some nice green eyes😊
I rejected a woman sexually. She was devastated, so was her husband.
the camera guy had had a good time
The camera guy did fine on the netflix show. This clip is pan-n-scan zoomed poorly to make it weird.
Here is the thing back 20 years ago and more no internet ect. There were high school dances, roller skating, heck high school house parties, or parties in the woods. allot of places for men and women to interact long before they hit the bars scene many found someone or founf alot of someones there. But just like then it is same now women all want that same couple guys over 6 foot, over 6 figures, and have everything already. And want them to be that girl boss who only looks after herself. Thats why guys dont hit on ya, you make it clear you dont want them too.
...20 years ago the internet was everywhere and I still haven't seen a roller rink in my entire life. Stop trying to make the 2000s sound like the 80s.
The camera operators really messed this one up by trying to do closeup shots of a moving subject. It was distracting!
The camera guy did fine on the netflix show. This clip is pan-n-scan zoomed poorly to make it weird.
I love how she doesn’t get any blow back from publicly shaming short men. Not in this video by in the past.
You realize male comedians shame women constantly right? You have the most selective hearing apparently.
Plus it scares us to think how you look when you "undo all of that"!
"we did all this" except every woman says "I don't do this for men I do this for other women".
The audio sounds pitch-shifted upward in this clip.
In a way she's right. When a man sees a woman and realizes that the children will look like her or her mother, he may not want to mate with her simply because he's thinking that far ahead. Yes, that might be too much effort for a guy, but it's not intentional on a conscious level. So that's the rejection of her eggs perspective.
Why does she look like she belongs in a Robert Palmer music video?
I also appreciate the comedy, but why the weird zooming levels? Is it to circumvent copyright issues?
so everyone can appreciate her makeup
Iliza should visit Sweden.
I met my girlfriend in a bar😂
I find carrying my onion IN the feed bag is easier...
The fact that men are expected to just get over it doesn't make it easier to do.
She's not even a millennial, she's gen x
She's elder millennial.
Guys will not approach you? Try offering to buy him a drink.
She's talking about wanting to meet a guy but she's wearing a ring. Isn't she married?
Women: we are strong and independent.
Also women: we are too scared to ask out a man
I will give Iliza credit for admitting women need the attention though
Comedy like this is why women remain in fantasy land.
Not only will they hit on a man they will make a u-turn and hit on a man as soon as they find out he's driving some type of supercar they don't even care how gold diggerus they look when they do it, they see a Supercar and they think they got a chance at a big bag they will pounce.
You know many guys that drive super cars? That breed is rare enough those guys pose little threat to the rest of us.
@@maxsparks5183 He doesn't know anything. He watched some staged golddigger videos on youtube and thinks that's real life
Omg that camera guy need to find something else to do with is life because he suck at this. Beside that, I think women don't hit on man mainly because they are afraid of other women's judgment that she's gonna come across as a sl*t. A lot of "women not being equal to men" is perpetrated by women themselves
I thought that everyone (adults at least) would understand the reasons behind why it looks like this.
Some men just settle
because when the relationship that the girl asks you (because they are legally required too) she cannot charge you unless you are super stupid.. she can get charged instead. The guy asks her, it is actually illegal.
The Sadie Hawkin's Law. The woman must ask the guy.
yah back in the day, all relationships were arranged marriages.
She's a 4 on her best day. A 2 5 years later.
"You did a lot" to compete with the other women in the room. Maybe if you just came out "as yourself" and didn't spurn every
Men and women are equal, with different roles in life. You find a man whose beliefs about roles align with yours, tada.
I'm so glad both me and my partner don't fall in line with these silly gender stereotypes.
Same
When I was in the army, women use to hit on any guy who wore the uniform. hint, it was the hair cut.
Women only want Chad/Tyrone - everyone else is invisible
Why is this sped up?
She's right, but otoh nearly all my girlfriends approached me, I'm pretty shy so... It's worked alright for me though I could stand to meet a few more women like that. 😊
So you're a billionaire over two meters tall?
Well you got lucky my shyness has made me the most pathetic person.
@@Anonymous-jw3mk well it hasn't worked out *that* well, I've only had one relationship in the last 20 years and that was only 6 months long. :(
So what was that? A feminist convention or a warm-up act for a Sad Thrump Rally?
Laugh track
😂
Can't believe she got applause for the wage gap nonsense.
My Grandma was hitting on my Grandpa!
Still, when woman trying to hit on me - i don't get it, because i don't do word puzzles.
Y’a maybe it’s the constant victim card playing that guys are turned off
Another traumatised spinstress ;)
She uses 'scott' a lot. I could be scott.
Feminism is killing a generation. Emotional fragility is causing us all to avoid emotional attachments. Good guys really do finish last, and it's not the fault of the nice guys.
Most US modern young women are not wife material so why bother.
You know I have watched this special on netflix several times, and something about the audio on this copy is messed up. Her voice is coming out way too shrill. Bad copy.
Eeeeek!
Its not as magical as she thinks it is. The truth is, sadder. Men get to a point where they dont want to date anymore or be alone, and so they just kind of settle for what is infront of them. You have to remember that the onos of the relationship is still mostly on the men. Men have to ask the woman out, men are expected to make the plans initially. Its exhausting. So when women get mad about not being as romantic as before. Lets be honest that Date energy was energy that was saved up over a week, we got bills, we got kids, we get to hear eachothers bitching and griping. We get each other's bad days, and good days, but those days still exist. They are called Date night, and sexxy time. You promise a lack luster sexual congress, and ill pull the hair clog out of every pipe in the house cause thats love.
Want the same pay ? Work the same long hours. Do the dangerous job. Spend time away from your family. Then you will get paid the same.
Amen.
Yeah, but you're WRONG, and stupid.
If you're a manager at a company and you're a man you might get paid $100k.
A woman with the same experience and who does the same thing gets paid $70k.
Nobody is doing hard labor, nobody is spending time away from their family.
So explain how this is fair.
Most jobs aren't building bridges, tough guy.
how about merely getting paid THE SAME for doing the SAME job, the SAME hours, the SAME productivity?
@@bobbafett1849 He's pressing the tired Ben Shapiro/Jordan Peterson crap the of women want to be considered equal they should be bricklayers or some other tired shit.
It's just common, boring misogyny, these people never grow up.
Yea what's your point. Plenty of women do hard, dangerous work and get paid less. And plenty of men have normal safe jobs and make more.
Enjoyed the comedy, but if she actually thinks what she said, she should live as a man for just one year. Without cherry picking.
yeh noh what i know ´n seen when girls hit on guys don´t give fokk just blunt going in direct awkward for some kinda now or never ultimatum..hehh yeh and offended if guy says no (for not comprehending)
- says no for not knowing hook up moves like that also even possible
Dress up for your cats. You wanted to change tradition formed over millennia for an ideology.
I hate to blow her shit up, but this couldn't be farther from the truth. Woman in relationships are pure evil. I was married once and when my ex had her last affair and left. I started dating. I went on 4 dates. That was in 2013 and I haven't dated a woman since.
This is a comedian???
not funny.
She is funny. But women always dress for other women, not men. They don't ask men's advice on fashion other than "does this make my . . . look large (gotta watch the censors)?? Has anybody noticed she has a wedding ring?? 🤣🤣 Ladies, I got my honey but I NEVER turned down a woman hitting on me.
Men take notes. Stay single. They will always see you as trash.
Woman that only and constantly talk about sex and relationships are a massive turn off and huge red flag that says run fellas
I don't hit on men because men are very visual... if they like what they see and HAVE the balls to go after what they want then we can talk... I'm sure there's an exception to the rule, but if a man doesn't pay you any attention, there's a very good chance he either doesn't find you attractive OR he doesn't think he's good enough for you. NEVER date anyone who doesn't think they're good enough for you because that's more than likely how they'll treat you.
Lies. So many lies.
Well... that wasn't funny.
Woman do not love men
Woman hate men is what i said then i realized they hate me.
It can be quite unpleasent to hit on someone and get rejected. Men are insensitive, so if he hits on her and gets rejected, So What!
A man may hit on a hundred women before he meets one who likes him. So for a man it is insignifigant if a girl tells him to get lost. What would be bad for a man is if ALL the women reject him. But if most women reject him, as long as he can get 1 to talk to him this is something he has gotten used to.
The man's role in this process is a girl is worried that all the guys are rejecting her, he becomes her hero, by hitting on her.
You’re wrong. Very few men are able to get rejected and it not wound them. Getting rejected multiple times is devastating to many men.
@@maxsparks5183
Awfully bold of you to assume most men haven't been wounded in just this way.......
I'd argue that being able to handle rejection is a large part of what separates the boys from the men. A dude who invests so much in the opinion of others that rejection devastates him hasn't yet matured. I say this as someone who dragged out adolescence well into my late 20s by deluding myself into thinking I was already mature.
Men are not insensitive. We are expected to not show how sensitive. Most men really have issues being rejected and one of the few benefits of being in a relationship for a man is not having to deal with it. Now he doesn't t get rejected or he get rejected by one woman and it's usually only temporary. Instead of having to deal with how brutal trying to date new people can be.
@@SuperNomega
Not insensitive, but mature.
Boys will avoid rejection by putting up false personas, avoiding approaching women, or by being dishonest about their intentions both to the women they're approaching and to themselves (or maybe they just haven't actually hashed out their own values yet or still lack enough-self awareness to have any chance of knowing).
Men recognize that they do not need t play all of these games. All of the cards are on the table and an honest choice is given to the woman. A good man does not want to waste his time with a woman that doesn't reciprocate. Rejection is just a valuable piece of information that saves precious time.
A "fuck no!" is FAR more valuable than a vague "I'm trying to let you down easy"-response that isn't clear.
Please tell me you're female! 🤪
Amazing that any comedy by a woman these days is just met with a deluge of tears from people who have fashioned themselves as the guardians of Not Being Offended By Comedy lolz. She literally gives men credit and says shit that dudes say and roasts women for making excuses. And the Gamma Kappa Phi Epsilons don't hear any of that. They just bring the blizzard😁🤡🌎