Idiots on Water | Try Not to Laugh

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  • @failarmy
    @failarmy  Před 14 dny +45

    Favorite clip?

    • @wdavem
      @wdavem Před 14 dny +5

      00:04 The Hornblower made such a good CRUNCH! I'd have to rate that a 6 on a scale of 10, which is absolutely excellent.

    • @Moist-Gamba
      @Moist-Gamba Před 14 dny +2

      The one you get terminal can***

    • @user-cq5kn7tc7g
      @user-cq5kn7tc7g Před 14 dny +2

      2:36😂

    • @margaretwade
      @margaretwade Před 14 dny +5

      New ones would be my favourite! ...just saying...

    • @antoniomargallo5317
      @antoniomargallo5317 Před 14 dny +6

      Hard to say, most were more depressing than fun, to be honest.

  • @heawin88
    @heawin88 Před 14 dny +236

    I will never understand the logic of "I'm wearing sandals with slick bottoms and this rock covered in algae at a 70 degree angle will surely have grip!"

    • @kojowiredu
      @kojowiredu Před 14 dny

      You beat me to that comment. The level of stupidity, no understanding of nature or a life spent majorly indoors is astounding 😂. I don't even know if there's any sole grippy enough for algae on a flat wet surface 😂

    • @Rusaarules
      @Rusaarules Před 14 dny +7

      Same shit when you see people do that, but on ice in the winter. Like no shit you slipped and hurt your back.

    • @Blue-qr7qe
      @Blue-qr7qe Před 14 dny

      And one after another, standing up on a surfboard, paddle board, kayak, canoe, they'll face directly forward, feet side by side, and then be amazed, when the craft lunges forward, that they fall backwards.
      Adopt a sideways stance, morons.

    • @Dhairya_Dj
      @Dhairya_Dj Před 13 dny

      Any footwear that is well suited specifically for such activity ? As people usually wear slippers / sandals at beach.

    • @malchir4036
      @malchir4036 Před 13 dny +1

      It's like the guy who looks into the barrel to see if the bullet is still in there...

  • @everhope6364
    @everhope6364 Před 14 dny +81

    not sure why anyone would swim in floodwater, floodwater=raw sewage

    • @TehButterflyEffect
      @TehButterflyEffect Před 14 dny +10

      As opposed to cooked sewage?

    • @user-su8wo4cc4u
      @user-su8wo4cc4u Před 13 dny +3

      ​@@TehButterflyEffectmarinated and deep fried

    • @GPDuchess
      @GPDuchess Před 12 dny

      I suppose when the inside of the house is the same, it hardly matters 🤷‍♀️

    • @REGRET_HP
      @REGRET_HP Před 4 dny

      Just fun bro

  • @TwoLeftThumbs
    @TwoLeftThumbs Před 13 dny +13

    The boat blowing its horn being called “The Hornblower” was perfect.

  • @lisathesupergremlin7731
    @lisathesupergremlin7731 Před 14 dny +30

    0:19 Yikes! I scraped my leg on coral in Mexico and it was like I was cut with a scalpel. I bled so much from what was basically a 2 inch papercut, they wouldn't let me back in the water for fear of attracting sharks... no argument from me.

  • @Deuteromis
    @Deuteromis Před 14 dny +43

    I'm already laughing at the first clip because the boat's name is 'Adventure Horn Blower"

  • @MrJoker9907
    @MrJoker9907 Před 14 dny +39

    This is BY FAR the best channel for watching fails. (No shit music or comments etc.) BUT, dont cut the clips short man.

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  Před 13 dny +15

      We try not to. Usually, the video owners cut the video short themselves so a lot of the time this is what we have to work with.

  • @meredithgrubb4497
    @meredithgrubb4497 Před 14 dny +93

    Man, the girl who hit the coral lol that had to hurt.

    • @timquinlan3274
      @timquinlan3274 Před 14 dny

      Good - her and the dipshit who was trying to hit a bottle into the water are part of the problem with why are water systems are dying.

    • @WhiteAngle7
      @WhiteAngle7 Před 12 dny

      why do u let someone so dumb do something like that...

    • @giaothong24hlife
      @giaothong24hlife Před 8 dny

      it will be very stinging😅😅

    • @WhiteAngle7
      @WhiteAngle7 Před 8 dny

      @@giaothong24hlife Why?

  • @strix.1
    @strix.1 Před 14 dny +16

    4:13 "Oh no! Garrett...get your phone!" 🐊 Yes Garrett, just hold your hand on the edge of the water's surface and the croc will hand it to ya!

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 Před 14 dny +42

    Pro-tip: Rocks near water can be slippery.

  • @freebozkurt9277
    @freebozkurt9277 Před 14 dny +22

    People having fun in flood water: do they understand all their sewage is washed into it? They are swimming, kayaking in their own shit. Even worse if a hospital in the vicinity.

    • @2.3_44XD--
      @2.3_44XD-- Před 14 dny +4

      People go to McDonald's and they survive

    • @IllustriousCrocoduck
      @IllustriousCrocoduck Před 14 dny +3

      Ooof, good point about the hospital. But he doesn't want to catch herpagonnasyphylaids?

    • @freebozkurt9277
      @freebozkurt9277 Před 14 dny +2

      @@IllustriousCrocoduck And how about some good carcinogen chemotherapy drug emptied by thousands of treated patients?

  • @KrakenIsland64
    @KrakenIsland64 Před 14 dny +21

    0:31 did that karate master just break a 2x4 with his nuts? Talk about balls of steel.

    • @YouzACoopa
      @YouzACoopa Před 14 dny +2

      He claims he can break a cinder block with them.

  • @schroedingersdog7965
    @schroedingersdog7965 Před 14 dny +13

    02:10 If you've ever had a yacht crash into your hamptons, you know how painful that can be!

  • @jonathanc247
    @jonathanc247 Před 14 dny +20

    The guy who was breaking that pool... What did he think would happen.

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew Před 13 dny +5

    Kayaking tip: If you're wider than the kayak is, don't get in it.

  • @davidtaylor111
    @davidtaylor111 Před 14 dny +11

    Some people need to learn the power of water and the power of gravity

  • @rescuegirl
    @rescuegirl Před 14 dny +14

    My To-Do List:
    1. Watch FailArmy
    2. Feel Smarter

  • @connorwebb6724
    @connorwebb6724 Před 14 dny +18

    the guy who caught his buddies foot at 8:53 is a real homie ong.

  • @rustybearden1800
    @rustybearden1800 Před 13 dny +11

    1) whoever invented the stupid standup paddle board needs to have their head examined
    2) who the hell does river crossings in a Ferrari?
    3) NEVER turn your back on the ocean, EVER!

    • @greego5952
      @greego5952 Před 12 dny +1

      standup paddle boarding. I will never get it. Why?
      With a kayak or a canoe you can practically tour some water area, with cargo capability and stability.
      What does a paddleboard have to offer. Just. I don't know. Standing up?

  • @johnmumbyii1717
    @johnmumbyii1717 Před 14 dny +32

    Take my advice people, aim for the worst and hope for the best...

  • @donniev8181
    @donniev8181 Před 14 dny +9

    Fully clothed people unexpectedly falling into water makes for some of the funniest fails.

  • @whafrog
    @whafrog Před 14 dny +9

    13:10 ... so that's where all the plastic in the ocean comes from...

  • @blue_jm
    @blue_jm Před 14 dny +92

    "Oh no Garrett, get your phone!" Why don't you get it for him?

    • @user-uc8kr1pl6b
      @user-uc8kr1pl6b Před 14 dny +4

      Dont bother, it's already ruined!

    • @jaredford8440
      @jaredford8440 Před 12 dny +1

      Some folks couldn't make a sensible decision if they tried 😂

    • @MsJasperr
      @MsJasperr Před 8 dny +3

      Plot twist Garrett had no arms

    • @LetGaiaLive
      @LetGaiaLive Před 7 dny

      Maybe the dude with the drone can get it

    • @wukilla8ee
      @wukilla8ee Před 4 dny +1

      Lmfao that's exactly what I said!! I ain't sticking my hand in that water.

  • @paulmurgatroyd6372
    @paulmurgatroyd6372 Před 14 dny +8

    boat vs dock is always a fun game, but rarely has a surprising outcome

    • @wukilla8ee
      @wukilla8ee Před 4 dny

      With the exception of the Baltimore Bridge recently!!

  • @Uncle_Buzz
    @Uncle_Buzz Před 14 dny +16

    2:36 - "YOU WOULDN'T GET IT. IT'S A JEEP THING"

    • @ajgorney
      @ajgorney Před 13 dny +2

      That happened near where I live. They parked close to the river when it was much lower, and crossed on foot, and a flash flood came through and in less than a minute the river was uncrossable and kept rising until it washed the jeep away. All they could do was watch.

  • @DaneOrschlovsky
    @DaneOrschlovsky Před 13 dny +3

    8:44 Now THAT'S a real friend!

  • @matthewcox7985
    @matthewcox7985 Před 13 dny +7

    The only appropriate sponsor for this video... Cap'n Crunch.

  • @eeccee11
    @eeccee11 Před 9 dny +1

    I always loved the idea of playing in flooded areas but in reality that water 🤢

  • @Dirkus17
    @Dirkus17 Před 14 dny +5

    16:25 "Water's over there, Frank"

  • @explosive_shart9405
    @explosive_shart9405 Před 14 dny +12

    10:13 If you neighbors see that, they will never ask for help on anything. Wise move.

  • @Exstepmom
    @Exstepmom Před 14 dny +15

    0:59 damn dam

  • @MyCodingDiarie
    @MyCodingDiarie Před 13 dny +2

    This video is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.

  • @MarquisDeSacks
    @MarquisDeSacks Před 14 dny +14

    9:40 "I'm here for the fresh seafood!"

  • @DaneOrschlovsky
    @DaneOrschlovsky Před 13 dny +1

    11:37 What happens when your dad is always too busy working to teach you basic skills.

  • @M1GD
    @M1GD Před 13 dny +1

    11:20 No one else saw how excited he was to catch that fish???

  • @keatonevans97
    @keatonevans97 Před 14 dny +3

    13:24 Holy smokes! At least she was able to get a good ride out of it 😂

  • @corycrandell2682
    @corycrandell2682 Před 14 dny +10

    There is nothing more pointless or vacuous than paddle boarding.

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 Před 14 dny +5

      'When the weather is fine you know it's the time
      For messin' about on the river
      If you take my advice there's nothing so nice
      As messin' about on the river
      There's big boats and wee boats ands all kinds of craft
      Puffers and keel boats and some with no raft
      With the wind in your face there's no finer place
      Than messin' about on the river'

    • @stevie-ray2020
      @stevie-ray2020 Před 13 dny +3

      @@terencejay8845 ......just don't stand up on that wee craft!

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep Před 14 dny +5

    "I got that on film!" An annunciation of the Fail Army's arrival.

  • @war_robots7911
    @war_robots7911 Před 13 dny +1

    That boat crash was insane

  • @ufa621
    @ufa621 Před 8 dny

    I've been throwing the Frisbee wrong all this time.

  • @awds7711
    @awds7711 Před 14 dny +4

    4:50 yooooooooo wher tf is that???? i want to be there

    • @TasosG10110
      @TasosG10110 Před 14 dny +1

      wibit sports in Germany

    • @awds7711
      @awds7711 Před 14 dny

      ​@@TasosG10110nice, thats just 2 hours from me

    • @TasosG10110
      @TasosG10110 Před 14 dny

      @@awds7711 tbh it was so easy to find, i looked at the lifejacket and put that in the google maps search

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep Před 13 dny +6

    11:37 ...do these grown-ass men just not know how to throw a Frisbee?

  • @bxqpxd
    @bxqpxd Před 14 dny +7

    04:19 croc just umped into the same spot in water that phone fell and she asks him to get the phone :D

    • @HydraRex12
      @HydraRex12 Před 9 dny

      Was waiting for a comment to say that

  • @reginaldnestlethorpe9041

    NO ONE WAS HARMED!

  • @BlenderStudy
    @BlenderStudy Před 14 dny +2

    Thank you for the update, FailArmy..!! Always the best compilation of 'ouch!' videos..!! 🤣

  • @GPDuchess
    @GPDuchess Před 12 dny

    Missus' gotta go head first'; dude' yes mam'😂

  • @artemisamberdrive583
    @artemisamberdrive583 Před 12 dny +1

    10:22
    911: whats your emergency?
    calling person: DEATH SCREAMS

  • @elliotalderson4568
    @elliotalderson4568 Před 14 dny +3

    If a rock is usually under water at a natural lake or river, its gonna be slippery. How do people not know this?

  • @triggerfish2711
    @triggerfish2711 Před 7 dny

    It's funny how so many people say, "i got it on film." I'd like to see you pull out that film from your cellphone.

  • @jessebrook1688
    @jessebrook1688 Před 13 dny +1

    Here we have a good collection of videos showing how to use the fall-off paddleboard, the boat throttle (always full forward or full reverse or off), the fall out canoe and kayak, and the best method of fishing (hands on). Those swimming marriages seem to be popular, too.

  • @a.c.m.e.ink.4568
    @a.c.m.e.ink.4568 Před 14 dny +2

    10:15: Real Men of Genius!

  • @jonhayden6235
    @jonhayden6235 Před 14 dny +2

    Fun to watch (as always) from FA, but @ 15:37 no life jackets is no laughing matter.

    • @Snowhearts
      @Snowhearts Před 13 dny +1

      I agree. I laugh when adults have consequences for doing silly stuff… but that wasn’t cool having a kid in that boat with no life jacket! Came to comments specifically to see if anyone else thought the same.

  • @joelmoses565
    @joelmoses565 Před 14 dny

    The fishing 🎣 fail was hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @blackc1479
    @blackc1479 Před 13 dny +1

    Sooooo......we not gonna mention that that first ship was named the hornblower?

  • @TobeToday2024
    @TobeToday2024 Před 12 dny

    Oh no, that didn't go as planned!

  • @JustinKing-ms7wz
    @JustinKing-ms7wz Před 13 dny +1

    16:59 the man is so optimistic

  • @MyCodingDiarie
    @MyCodingDiarie Před 14 dny +1

    I feel smarter after watching your videos. Thank you!

  • @moviesgonewild1313
    @moviesgonewild1313 Před 14 dny +2

    10:19 WAS PRETTY FUNNY

  • @davidrennicke9852
    @davidrennicke9852 Před 14 dny +2

    3:30 Hey, you can't park there.

  • @TOP4MInstantRegret
    @TOP4MInstantRegret Před 13 dny

    10:20 If you've ever done something pointless, this guy will have your back. 😄

  • @erintyres3609
    @erintyres3609 Před 14 dny +1

    7:14 When the bridge meets the bridge.

  • @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork
    @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork Před 14 dny +2

    Hello my idol! Trying not to laugh while watching this video is an impossible task 😂, I can't help but laugh. Thank you for making my day more enjoyable.

  • @Jay24723
    @Jay24723 Před 14 dny +4

    😂😂😂 funniest youtuber channel of all time!!!

  • @franck3279
    @franck3279 Před 14 dny

    Paddles, the water overboards.

  • @giaothong24hlife
    @giaothong24hlife Před 8 dny

    the first one: try not to laugh 😂

  • @user-vz7kp1nh5e
    @user-vz7kp1nh5e Před 13 dny

    Чувак понравился скрасным совком, который воду выплескивал😂😂😂😂мартышкин труд😂😂

  • @videomailYT
    @videomailYT Před 14 dny +2

    ^^ that's literally frisbee throwing... XD 😉🥳

  • @eeccee11
    @eeccee11 Před 9 dny

    9:15 😂😂😂 unexpected. Hope little dude's okay

  • @Wintercomet100
    @Wintercomet100 Před 14 dny +1

    'Try not to laugh.' Well, I failed that mission in under 2 minutes.

  • @TT_4297
    @TT_4297 Před 12 dny +2

    Why is nobody talking about the ass slap 😟... at 4:05?...

  • @nigelbond4056
    @nigelbond4056 Před 13 dny

    In the plums 🤣

  • @-abibu
    @-abibu Před 14 dny +4

    😂😂즐거운 영상으로 하루 마무리 합니다. 감사합니다~

  • @Gothicwolf1984
    @Gothicwolf1984 Před 14 dny +1

    3:22 well ain't that a bummer

  • @scout3058
    @scout3058 Před 13 dny

    That flooded street with the stuck front wheel drive car looks a lot like Eden Isles Blvd in Slidell, LA. 🤔

  • @joelmoses565
    @joelmoses565 Před 14 dny +1

    Wow 😮 That’s is a lot of water fails in this episode.🌊

    • @animaltvi9515
      @animaltvi9515 Před 13 dny

      If only there was a clue in the title 🤔

  • @leagueaccount6254
    @leagueaccount6254 Před 13 dny

    The boat was called the horn blower, how deliciously wonderful

  • @joelmoses565
    @joelmoses565 Před 14 dny +1

    This is my favorite funniest CZcams channel of all time. 😂😂😂

  • @justalbypt
    @justalbypt Před 14 dny +1

    Thats why we love Americans❤💪

  • @user-sf2ub7pl4b
    @user-sf2ub7pl4b Před 12 dny

    10:22 why she scream like that tho acting like the waters acid 😂

  • @BingeCentralIdiotsAtWork
    @BingeCentralIdiotsAtWork Před 13 dny +1

    2:36 The wrath of Mother Nature

  • @failsabysss
    @failsabysss Před 13 dny

    These fails are absolute comedy gold

  • @jujijime
    @jujijime Před 8 dny

    Amazes me that people think they can walk on moss/algae covered smooth rocks in a river.

  • @Typycyp
    @Typycyp Před 14 dny

    0:35 Рыба Полосатая! (с) Пехов

  • @nhmooytis7058
    @nhmooytis7058 Před 11 dny

    Fish slaps get my vote for funniest!

  • @galazy.
    @galazy. Před 8 dny

    Was so surprised to see a video only about 2 miles away from where I live! So cool :D

  • @Envy_____
    @Envy_____ Před 12 dny

    2:18 the laugh. 😂

  • @klaidiots24
    @klaidiots24 Před 6 dny

    This video is like a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day

  • @Xphinity
    @Xphinity Před 13 dny

    8:43 MVP right there

  • @MrYfrank14
    @MrYfrank14 Před 12 dny

    18:47- the fish have armed themselves and are fighting back!

  • @greego5952
    @greego5952 Před 12 dny

    Always find it funny people who don't understand how to balance a small canoe.
    You have to put your weight in the middle, not the sides. And if you need to put weight on the walls of the canoe, you gotta do both walls, equally. Ideally you get an experienced person in the canoe first to help guide other people in which these oblivious people can be instructed to enter and plus try to balance the canoe when they're throwing it outta balance.

  • @Jack-kx5em
    @Jack-kx5em Před 10 dny

    I love that scene a lot 0:44

  • @drunkgiraffe1013
    @drunkgiraffe1013 Před 13 dny

    falling on wet rock hurt sooo much

  • @user-qy1qq9gb6c
    @user-qy1qq9gb6c Před 10 dny +1

    0:12😂😂😂😂😂
    2:30😂😂😂😂😂
    4:52🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    9:05🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TopFunnyThings
    @TopFunnyThings Před 13 dny

    Unable to stop laughing, fantastic video🤣🤣

  • @STWBYF2024HD
    @STWBYF2024HD Před 14 dny +1

    6:07 LOL HE FALL

  • @AlienHusky919
    @AlienHusky919 Před 14 dny +1

    00:34 lmao😂😂

  • @phillwainewright4221
    @phillwainewright4221 Před 14 dny +4

    "Get your phone..."
    *You* get it - there's an alligator in that lake.

  • @user-vz7kp1nh5e
    @user-vz7kp1nh5e Před 13 dny

    Вода имеет так силу, что срабатывает как магнит ни когда ни кто еще мимо нее не прошел, ни проехал, не перепрыгнул😂😂😂

  • @erintyres3609
    @erintyres3609 Před 14 dny

    1:46 "What are you doing?" That's a fair question, but I can only guess the answer.

  • @Novastar.SaberCombat
    @Novastar.SaberCombat Před 14 dny +5

    Just thinking of how polluted the rivers, oceans, and other bodies of water must be from mankind's idiocy is pretty cringe yet simultaneously amusing.