Hasan Minhaj Reads Thirst Tweets
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- čas přidán 5. 12. 2019
- Hasan Minhaj (Patriot Act) stopped by BuzzFeed and learns just how thirsty Twitter is about him.
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Millennials are really into eating butt.
- Hasan Minhaj 2019
*psst psst check your spelling again*
*cough one S cough
Hes not wrong. I love eating ass.
Kanishka Thakran the brand is strong, shout out to desus and mero
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Get cash eat ass
Hasan: here to read thirst tweets
Thirst tweets: *are thirsty*
Hasan: *shocked pikachu face*
Faiza I'd like your comment but I want it to stay at 69 likes 😂😂
pretty much😂
PikAchu face😂😂 made my day..
Just here to state a fact that you are so hot 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Muneeb Fawad thanks for letting me borrow your private jet bro, good looks
Hasan is like that hot teacher that girls flirt with , doesn’t know how to deal with it and just tells them to pay attention in class
This was so damn accurate.
true fax.
True
im not gonna like this comment cuz its at 699
Lol
Hasan internally the whole video: THIS IS NOT HALAL.
I am. Cackling.
Lmfaoooo
LMAOOO
Sooo truuuu lmao😂😂
@@ianshelton6662 He talks about how he is on his show a lot and in the past with skits
Hasan: Friday is not a good day to be thirsty
BuzzFeed: releases this on Friday
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Meanwhile some one in front of Sweedish Parliament
Fan Caprio wut
Lmao bc Friday is a religious Muslim holiday 😂 everyone gotta be thirsty the other days
This was spotted by probably a hindu 😆
HE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE DKDKSJKS-
Yes 😂😂😂😂😂
Loved it, he's so in control all the time, so ready with all his spontaneous witty one liners.
Loved seeing him totally knocked out 🤣
@@yaviyt LEGEND SAYS THOSE TWEETS CREEPED HIM OUT.
HE DIDNT SLEEP THAT NIGHT.
Everyone else: Woah he's so awkward
His brown immigrant parents: We did a good job
LOLLLLLL
Hahahajaja
Lol
Im cry 😂
aveclasse17 as a brown person, i think i can say that his parents would probably be against him doing thirst tweet
The fact that he's so loyal to his wife makes him the best, they are lucky people
@@montyi8 not all Indians are loyal lmao - from an indian
@@rivertothemoon But most of them are. A LOT more than the Americans.
@@iamgroot2810 see here's the thing, it depends on the man not the country
@@rivertothemoon exactly. You are very logical.
@@zen_mindset1 thank you 😂✌🏻
Did they not tell him that this segment was called thirst tweets? He wasn't ready for this.
Not ready AT ALL!! 😭
Well if he never watched it and doesn't look stuff like this up, he wouldn't know how far people go.
He's SOOOO not ready!
He thought they were going to be talking about the kinds of drinks they want! 😂😂
well sometimes they give them tamer stuff 🤣
Alternative title: *Hasan Minhaj turns into an Indian uncle for 5 minutes and 21 second*
Lol
Hahaha hes so cute
I've been seeing you everywhere for years now, how are you into everything that I'm into lmao
mizuki shiro YOU THIRSTY AF
He's reached his final stage.
*Indian uncle.*
He leveled up to no return...his final form. 😭😭🤣
Pretty sure he’s not Indian
@@zaraahmed8476 He is. He's Indian and Muslim.
Yes.. he is of Indian origin
@Daniya !! is mildly confused , r u an army , cause I’m a hardcore army
This series should be renamed “straight male actors learning what bussy means”
+Daniel Charlton How many burner accounts do you think Buzzfeed has force feeding "bussy" thirst tweets at us?
Taron
Every couple videos that word comes up in in at tweet and they are befuddled
@Sajid it's a portmanteau of boy and pussy. So, yeah, technically it means butt
LMAO 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 well they're straight so yeah I'm gay and know what bussy means I have a tight one
y'all: is being nasty
hasan: *is chugging i love my wife juice*
I loved the part where he chugged loving-his-wife juice (which was most of this video).
@@tracymesidor9594 is that your tweet cuz u keep commenting this everwhere lol
OH I LOVE MY WIFE.
I LOVE MY WIFE.
AHH.
MAJOR NED VIBES
Why did I read *"chugging wife juice"* lmao
"I am so glad that I can make your bussy quiver" - Hasan Minhaj 2019
I don't think he truly understood that word 😂
💀💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
Alexis Henry hahahahhaha ya same i died laughing 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂💀
@@kaleidoscope_adventures No, he did NOT! 🤣🤣 he just says the word like "oh it's not as bad as pussy" if only he knew lmao
hasan’s strategy was to just start reading them super quickly so his pain would be over faster lmfaooo
Then lower his voice when it started to get saucy like we wouldn't hear😹
He's from NYC right?
@@xxafthabxx9346 idk
@@xxafthabxx9346 California. You know you can google him, right?
@@xxafthabxx9346 he's from new york all this time?? i literally thought hes from florida
him saying “get married, it’s fun” is my fave. nobody ever says that lol
Ranveer Singh says that too. But guess you don't know him.
It is fun!
They all go like, ' "Get married!" They said...
"It'll be fun!" They said... '
Seriously 😂
I think more men say this than women lol
This was the most HILARIOUS thirst tweet ever
Just hasan minhaj panicking
HAHAHAHA
Where are women like u in India who watch comedians and videos like this? I never find girls like this.. We cud really gel. :/
@@musiclover90909 yikes women in India do watch him. Don't bring us into this just because you're tryna flirt over a youtube comment lmao
@@solistic_ Yo, ofc there are always exceptions. But most of them don't even know him. What are you even talking about
No need to get offended just cuz you do. As for flirting, why are you so jealous lol
@@musiclover90909 dude why would I be jealous because you're flirting with someone idek you wtf. I was pointing out the absurdity of doing it on CZcams of all places. How does saying that many women do watch him make me offended? I'm not an exception. And most people in India don't know who he is but you're making it seem like girls specifically have no idea who he is while he's really famous among guys. Which btw really fucking weird and I commenting on that
how is hasan the most woke millennial but also the biggest boomer all at the same time
In asia we're either 20 years behind or 20 years a head of pop culture
Toootaaallyyy
That's Asians for you🤣
Get you a man who can do both
He's just asian millennial lol
I love how respectful he is to his wife even though this is supposed to be for fun.
Ya ..that's so impressive❤️
@@ruchikabisht8816 I can be respectful to you too :-)
@@ijojan ;-)
@@spider123839 😒
@@fareehaxoxo8568 what?!
“Allah really did that huh” 😂💀.
Ntombikayise Nzimande, “don’t bring God into a thirst tweet” 😂😂
Ntombikayise Nzimande 😂
@@xoxohayaati the fact that u had 69 likes...imma break the 69👀
Huda Shaikh 36 A, wooh. Thank goodness.
Lol
This is the most Indian thirst tweets ever 😂 its like he doesn't want to get in trouble with parents hahahaha
Or with his wife xD
*with his wife
I felt that too XD
4:23 that one made him smile and blush lol👀
Jay Natarajan ikr 😂😂😂
No one:
Hasan Minhaj: *shows his ring finger*
“I hope you didn’t do this on a Friday” SKSKSKS
Adna H DEAD 🤣😂🤣
Why friday
@@yeetusfetus5344 it's a holy day for muslims
Not me watching this on a Friday 👁👃👁
No it's Friday 😭
He’s like an 80-year-old gentleman trapped in the body of a Millennial 🤔
Milfuelle100 didn’t you see the retirement episode? That’s exactly what he is! 🤣🤣🤣
"I'm legally a daddy" ~ Hasan Minhaj, 2019.
ayee kimi no na wa fam
@@shreyasharma552 ayee kpop fam🙌🏽
He is. Lol, he has a child.
@@mylifeafterbreakfast I know. I thought it's just funny to take it out of context :)
i thought he wasnt legally lol
hasan: comes in to read thirst tweets
also hasan: IM NOT GONNA EVEN READ THAT. I AM MARRIED 😂😂
gold.
omg looking at your profile pic i'm 90% sure that you follow me on tumblr hehehe
classic brown move
Lmfaoooo right that was so cute though 😩
@@aluuush4492 cute Indian behaviour which is a miss in India though.
@@reevachaujar406 he's an American by nationality?
"There is 50 guys that look just like me"
*Suddenly realizes that my Indian ass and him have the same haircut and beard oops*
Run for the hills, man! They're coming for you..
Boyo you were NOT wrong😳
*does the Debby Ryan hair tuck thing*
... hey
Same
14 year old white girls: "hey😏"
"While a daddy is an attractive older man, a zaddy is a man with swag who is attractive and also fashionable"
There you go, Hasan
I've been looking for this comment, thank you!
Me too lol thx
O I thought zain Malik was called zaddy after he became a dad lmao 😂
Thank you for explaining it to me as well lol I still didn’t know fr
I like how the end is him telling us to get married like ALL THE DESI UNCLES OUT THERE. He’s finally become what he’s feared; a brown uncle. As a South Asian, I can appreciate the irony. 🤣
Yup, all my married cousins echo their parents now in telling me to get married! So annoying 🙄
Eventually we all become the Desi Aunty/ Uncle we feared.
True, but at least Hasan suggested it as a wholesome loving thing instead of a step you have to tick off your todo list
@@aniruddhrao3489 ....excellent!
@@aniruddhrao3489 what a statement bro
“Go to queens right now there’s like 50 guys that look like me”
lol ain’t that the truth.
this is the comment I was looking for lmfao. it's so true
I scrolled to this comment 0.2 seconds after he started reading it 😭
All Asians really do look the same lol
@@naritruwireve1381 no they don't Indians look way too different from each other; fun fact north east Indians look like east Asians.
Yup
other celeb: is scared
david dobrik and nick jonas: *pulls out uno reverse card*
hasan minhaj: *is married and learning alot*
tom ellis was also having a great time reading these thirst tweets 😂😂
See John cena's
Daniel Radcliffe: *thank you*
Jay Park: *laughs it off* "I could be a very bad man if I wanted to..."
Hasan: “I’m so happy I can make your bussy quiver”
Me: 👁 👄 👁.
lmao
Guuuuuurl 😂😂😂
lol
I don’t think he really got what bussy means. He probably thinks it’s like twerking 😂
This was just him getting shy and embarrassed and running a moral train.
and i’m here for it. adorable
We NEED Tom Holland and Harry Styles to read thirst tweets
wigconic Harry would never
And Timothée Chalamet
I'll throw Niall Horan into the mix, he turned out hot as hell with that chest hair, stubble and earring
keeponrockin yeah I’d love to see that. It sure would be entertaining
nobody nobody 😂😂😂. I doubt it would happen he’s in too many serious drama films for them to put that in his press junket
This should be titled, “Hasan Minhaj” refuses to read thirst tweets.
He's definitely just imagining his parents watch this video as he's talking.
Probably his wife
They did a good job
I was not expecting to see hasan here, but I’m glad I did
No one:
Producer: PLEASE let me tell you what bussy means
OMG that was hilarious.
i wHEEZED
Yes! In every episode !
I just wanna see Trevor Noah doing this... Damn that'll be really entertaining to watch!!
same! i bet he'll be very very shy 😂
EXACTLY!!!
"I'm only exposing one person's...whatever you think that is"
- Hasan Minhaj 2019
Guys after marriage: sucks,feels trapped and suffocating
Meanwhile Hasan
"You should get married...it's so fun, so much fun....
That might be because he is married to his high school sweetheart and was brought up with more traditional values so he actually appreciates being with one person
@@rtmusicvideos431 He's also taught to be responsible. The biggest reason people feel suffocated after marriage is because they feel the heavy weight of responsibility and are more accountable for their actions and the don't want that.
@@user-rx7uh9mg4f aka immature
@Rakhil T. I thought he said his hs sweetheart didnt like him back but then he said it worked out in the end but not sure what "it" is after your comment. Isnt his wife another girl tho
@ A girl who knows each other?
He's too halal for this 😂
Asmaa Hussein yuppp
Yupppp
@Rayan lol no you can be halal and not be a virgin.
Rayan People still use virgin as an insult?
@@user-uf6qn2vy1v yep
Happy to see how he respects his wife and doesn’t read certain tweets. That’s how you draw the line and don’t let fame destroys respect in your home. Very cool and very manly👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾 That’s how we married men must act.
Yessss
KKKKKKKKKKKKKK não.
Respect 🔥
Amen 🙏
“Friday’s not a good day to be thirsty” and that’s on Allah😂
A "zaddy" is a guy who's attractive and fashionable, with swag and sex appeal.
I did not know that thanks 🥰
That's like straight off Google...lol
Oh that makes sense... they prob. got the "Z" from Zayn Malik cause he's all the above:))
uh no zaddy is how Zayn Malik fans call him daddy it’s for him only don’t know why the gp is using it
I answer I was looking for 😂😂
"What Is A Bussy??" makes a triumphant return.
antoni right?
Buzzfeed makes this segment just so that they can explain to straight men what a bussy is lol
@@aliibilli They might be referring to Eric Nam? In the thirsty tweets video with Eric Nam, he asks what a "bussy" is.
Buzzfeed always adds in a bussy comment and every person who reads it is always confused
@@7Mushrooms7 lol, wait, is bussy a word no straight men know, or straight people in general?😂
I hope we all find someone as loyal as him.
Never seen him so awkward, he was blushing and almost looked like why am i here even lol
No one:
Hasan minhaj: "I'm married"
Nah more like
People: *explaining sexual urges in full detail*
Hasan: I'm married.
Lol Hasan is Ned “my wife” Fulmer
4:23 that one made him smile and blush lol👀
No one:
Hassan Minhaj: I’m not reading this one
love how he actually did the chefs kiss also he is so uncomfortable lmao the Indian really jumped out
There ain’t no lines to be crossed with Hasan. This man is such a good person and a perfect image of a Muslim guy. Love that.
Praise Hasan for the good man he is.But we don't need the unnecessary bull about Islam
@@veenpr5470 maybe we do. I understand where you’re coming from though. But, I personally felt the need to say what I said. No hate no harm no ill intentions.
@Aditi Sharma sure
not a perfect image but ok
@@dawudhasan5960 decent** from what i know at least. Which isn’t much 💀
BRING JAKE GYLLENHAAL ON HERE YOU COWARDS
y e s
MY👏 RIGHTS 👏
wowowow
OMG YESSSSSS
Jake "crackhead energy" Gyllenhaal? I'd like that.
"I'm gonna be reading thirsty tweets"
"Alright that's not appropriate"
Haven’t seen such a committed respectful and knows his limit type guy in the entire world Trust me esp when your famous .. this must be the proudest moment for his parents the way they raised him 👏🏻🙌🏻 what a personality!!!
I definitely agree with everyone here appreciating his love and respect for his wife, but before I read your comment I hadn't seen any comments appreciating the emotional maturity he must have to know his limits and maintain those boundaries despite the pressures put on him as a celebrity. I really respect him for that and I respect you for noticing it and pointing it out.
0:57 no hasan, the two things are being sexy and intelligent 😂
I like how the comments all collectively agree that Hasan was the right person to read thirst tweets PURELY to see the panic and uncomfortable look on his face
Safiyyah Salat Paaaaaaaaaanic! 😂
this man is married. this man has a kid.
things i need to remind myself on a daily basis.
Lol. Me too 🤪😘
tbh that only makes him more attractive - not like i'm tryna be mr steal your man, but like 😔👌 we just love a man who's faithful to his family
@@jensencaldwell5101 thats wymen for you
i guess you missed the "not like i'm tryna be *mr* steal your man" - i'm not a woman, i'm just gay af 😂
@@jensencaldwell5101 lol fair enough
He doesn’t cross his limits.... he is aware his parents and his wife is also watching...he has a lot of respect for them
he is so decent. It just makes me respect him more.
That’s the brownest reaction to thirst tweets ever!!! He’s literally thinking “what would my wife think? What would my mom think? What would the maulvi think?” 😂 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Daddy: a hot older man a who can handle his girlfriend’s father issues.
Zaddy: a young, intelligent man with sex appeal.
Source: urban dictionary and my life
Rated! Good response!
Chit-Chat & Chai guess I need a daddy
Renate Maria Øvrebø lmfao. Me and you both sis. But like, I need BOTH.
😂😂😂
We all need a zaddy daddy
Surprisingly wholesome, considering the topic.
I love how uncomfortable this made him. His brown and his muslim shone through!
Aishya476 YES!
FACTS 😂😂
I love that he didn't understand that the "get you a man that can do both" was referring to him being sexy and intelligent lol
I honestly just love how the comment section is exclusively talking about Hasan, instead of shouting requests for another celeb to read thirst tweets.
this dude talking about how he relates to millenials but doesn't understand sex terms. proud of you hasan. you did listen to your parents
When he said "The only gags I do are chuckles", the caption said shackles
The closed captions are always wildin lmao!
Tbh that’s what I heard too
I heard shackles
Tan: You shouldn’t wear so many sweaters
Hasan: Wears something else for two episodes and goes back to sweaters
Why is the most Indian thing ever
But also it IS winter and even people like myself are wearing sweaters because it's zero degrees! 🥶
Srushti Sahukar He looks amazing in anything....I don’t get why ppl be on him about the sweaters 💁🏽♀️lol
HE's SO PURE AND ADORABLE OMG and his loyalty to his wife is just the cherry on top
i feel like they downplayed the word "bussy" a lot... hasan please don't use bussy as a synonym for butt
Why did he even agree to this? 😂 He’s so uncomfortable
He thought he was down but he's not lol
I think his discomfort likely is why he did it
His firm boundaries and values he holds fast to, even in the comedy environment he’s in, are inspiring and I’m of a different religion
The moment I read firm, I thought that this would be another comment about his ass.
Well...he is doing a hella good job as a Muslim and comedian, which is no easy feat 🙂
"I'm more concerned about you" - Hasan Minhaj to Buzzfeed (2019)
I can feel his cringe, my cringe and just our cringes colliding making it 10x cringier.
I love how he did the chef's kiss instead of just saying chef's kiss like all the other celebs
Edit: Holy shirt! Can't believe this is my most liked comment
And buzzfeed is responsible for yet ANOTHER dude learning what "bussy" is via thirst tweets
I love this man, Netflix cancelled his show and they should eat sh*t for doing so and we’re taking the whole fam to see him perform in Chicago in October. He had to add a second show. The phoenix rises!🙋🏻♀️❤️
The auto generated subtitles got his name as huh cement Hodge😂💯
This makes me feel better about the (respectable, non-home-wrecking) crush I have on him.
"non-home-wrecking" haha thats a good phrase
Lmao same. Like I adore him so much that I don’t even want to fantasize into home-wrecking territory.
We just want him to be happy while we appreciate the eye/giggle candy he provides from afar. 🧐😆
@@frankenshake So true
"bussy quiver" are not 2 words I thought I'd ever hear Hasan Minhaj say
That's definitely an intense visual
" i certainly hope im not your baby daddy" LMAOOOOO
When he said go to Queens I spit my coffee out because it's kinda true lol
Right lol 😂
He wasn't ready when the thirst got real 😂
This is not Hasan Minhaj. There were not enough hand gestures.
😁😂
It's his high quality stunt double
The fact that he's so polite and vanilla and family centered only makes him hotter 🔥🔥🔥
No one:
BuzzFeed: *THIRST TWEETS*
Hasan minhaj: *THIRSTY TWEETS*
I freaking love him so much. I knew he was gonna so freaked out by this. IM DYING 😂😂😂
Hasan being a faithful husband this whole time is adorable ❤️😂
"we're making out, im getting hit and you're giving me a downer" 😆
Love that his version of a man who can do both is intelligent and informative. Such a pure human ❤️ protect
No one:
Hasan and Chance: i LovE mY WIIIIIFFFFEE
Aaron Lewis * John Mulaney
Oh gosh they really didn't tell him what this show was about huh
they played him real bad :)
He is definitely humble and down to earth person
A man as modest, respectful and loyal as him thank you.
he is SO easily embarrassed. lol.
Why am i as uncomfortable as Hasan when he's reading those tweets
Same lol
I love how shy he is . It's rare now a days.
He legit teared up out of panic in between oh my god he is so precious!
I love his commitment and love for this wife that he refused to even read such stuff. That's the kind of guy you wanna marry! Keep it up, Hasan bro!
@Life & Times of Edsi You're not the only one. My fiance says the same to me and he delivers. Blessed! :)
You do realize he’s married to a Hindu woman, which means his marriage is essentially void.
@@endoftheworld6293 You never know whether he had Nikah or not. I doubt he didn't.
Gulnaaz Afzal yes, but according to the Sunnah, he’s not allowed to marry a Hindu woman their religion is polytheistic. We cannot pick and choose what we like from the religion and what we don’t, same rule applies to me.
@@endoftheworld6293 Brother, you don't get it. You know it very well that you can only have Nikah with a fellow Muslim. That must explain you what must have happened but obviously, this is just suspicion.