This was my first time and I literally couldn't breathe. I was in tears. Killing Them Softly by Dave Chappelle is the other notable stand-up that had me about to puke from laughing so hard. So this bit has already entered elite company
You realize that he is describing the relationship that a man has at home with his mother, right? Alone, but not alone. Before girlfriends. Who provide that one thing mom can't do for you. Oh well. 😊
Eileen, no, he is describing every single relationship any man has ever been in 😂 you're just not aware of it because you're on the other side of it. You're the hammer, not the nail.
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull We don't see ourselves as others do. No $#!% he's describing every man. I know exactly what he's describing. Lol I'm married. It's the same for women. That which is the most attractive to us about men is exactly what is the most pain in the a~~ about men as well. Testerone. 😊✌
@@eileencastillo6323 from a psychology standpoint, that makes a lot of sense. From a comedy perspective, 90% of time with a woman is excruciating! But that other 10% is worth the price of admission! 🤣😉
@@kpmilehigh Great analogy. Real life has to be where the best comedy sitcom ideas come from. "Home Improvement" Absolutely! "Everybody Loves Raymond" There's an old one about a college football coach. Really funny. There's alot of, "If women would just........" Comments here. Well women aren't going to. Men aren't going to either. Of course I have a suggestion about that for both. Remember that neither one of you can read each other's mind if there's a problem. Gotta speak up. 😊✌
Patrice on the news to debate cancel culture was the fucking best. He disassembled any argument they had with his perspective and he did it relentlessly. Highly recommend everyone dig that one up.
One of his pillar philosophies. What makes his comedy so funny is he believes and means every word lmao 🤣 If you haven’t heard of the Black Phillip show back in the opie and Anthony days, you’re missing out on hours of gold.
Bro Patrice has got it spot on with women! My girl opens up the blinds when I’m trying to watch something and talks all the way through it drives me crazy 😂
Oh MY GOD! I'll be sitting on the front porch in the morning (I start work at 2pm and I work from home) just relaxing in the only part of the day that I have to do that, because I get off at 11pm, and all the way from the bedroom, I will hear my wife, whom I married, because I LOVE her, yell my name (She works from home too), and immediately all the color drains out of my face (and I'm Black lol) as my stomach drops... It's NEVER good!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Y’all should do some Patrice clips from the Black Phillip Show. Was a radio version where he played the part of a black doctor Phil and took calls and gave relationship advice. Y’all would love it. Great reaction!
Holy crap I didnt realize you guys were just now getting to this. You seriously gotta catch up on more patrice including his O&A appearances. Him and louis ck talking about the the origin of the word Kyke is a good and short example
Patrice was always the best. My girl gets so pissed at me when I get real like that. When she starts up, I literally play his clips and I'm like "See, it's not just me, it's EEEEEEVERY Man On Earth!" lol, love the new couch by the way!
You guys are simply the best, make my evening everytime I see the notification. Patrice is one of the GOATS, hands down, a pillar piece in his arsenal this bit.
@Lee Brown If women stopped interfering in things, then relationships would be a lot healthier. They constantly complain the TV is loud, yet it's a scientific fact that women have better hearing than men, however they have worse taste, touch, smell and sight than men. No matter how many times you tell them what food you like and don't like, they will still make the same food again and again. I like a variety so I can have something different for a change, yet women insist on buying the same things every single week. I personally don't find Patrice, or 99% of American comedians funny, however as I've seen a few clips of him before on the same subjects, I decided to watch this, and he's 100% right as usual.
@@danielgardecki1046 Wow. Stop wasting your time giving her instructions that she doesn't ever get right. Go to the grocery store yourself and buy everything you need to make what you would like to eat for a change. Then go and get busy in the kitchen and cook it up yourself. Serve her dinner, also for a change. And of course, don't forget to clean up and wash the dishes when your done. 😉
@@FiveN9ne I have no doubt that it is very much a typical answer. It may have been practical hundred years ago, but it is definately not now, that when a woman gets married, of a sudden she has a $#!% load of work to do. Picking up after, cooking, cleaning, shopping, laundry, kids etc etc etc etc. Why? Men certainly have the capability to do those things. It's magnified a hundred times over if she had the great misfortune to have married a bitching ungrateful man like that guy.
@@JDirty-w-tha-30 So what's the problem? Do you fancy yourself to be a great communicator? What makes you think that she doesn't know why she's unhappy? Did she say I wonder why to you? Patrice's whole stand up was about what's wrong with men. Not what's wrong with women. He told you all about you. 😊
Patrice is top 5 comedian of all time. Passed away way too soon.Very rare I laugh out loud at any comedian's set. I have watched Patrice many,many times and find myself laughing out loud every time. RIP Patrice.
For all his great comedy moments I gotta say what actually made me a Patrice fan was listening to him talk about movies on Opie and Anthony. I think about the movies he was looking forward to that came out right after his death and then remember him talking about them... Idk just sucks
Precisely why I choose to be alone after my marriage to someone who shat on everything I loved to do in life.. Don't mind it one bit. Have yet to hear, see, or meet anything in the last few years changed my mind. Except maybe a dog
My favorite reactors reacting to my favorite comedian!!! If you guys have never listen to opie and Anthony I HIGHLY suggest you check it out. Tons of unfiltered raw Patrice. Keep it up!!!
It is many of ours fantasy that Patrice would be alive now during this batshit crazy era of new feminism and PC culture. This dude would be cutting down heads today. And he'd be ruthless.
please more practice stuff! he's one of my favorites. rip he's very missed from everyone... If you guys want to see more comedians with this like of style I serously recommend Corey Holcomb! I love watching comedy with you guy!! greetings from Germany.
One thing, I wish ya'll would put the link to the video your clipping from in the description so we can find the full video easily. HOLY CRAP! This is my mother 100% 😂 maybe I'm weird as a woman because I am the one who wants left alone but I can't be alone lol dont come in all hyper af ruining my show or making me restart it so we can watch TOGETHER. Don't be stealing my blanket and snacks. Don't get me started on how he messes up my comfy spot, steals it AND THEN wants to ask me to get him 456 things from the kitchen, and not all at once, nooo, he gonna wait until I sit down after each trip and THEN remember he needs more milk or a hot Pocket or some shit. We got kids! They took his place with getting served and getting to share my pillow, blanket and snacks! 🤣 This was hilariously true though all of it🤣 the God part, being to afraid to not believe. Thanks you guys for making my day
This is probably my favorite comedy bit of all time. I've seen this very clip too many times to count. Lol.
Same! I never get tired of watching it.
Same! I love watching people take it in for the first time lol 😆
And, clean enough to watch with any family member, regardless of age!
And there’s other bits of him doing a similar set, but this is the one where he really worked it out and dialed it in perfectly.
This was my first time and I literally couldn't breathe. I was in tears. Killing Them Softly by Dave Chappelle is the other notable stand-up that had me about to puke from laughing so hard. So this bit has already entered elite company
He is without a DOUBT on the MT. Rushmore of Comedy.
RIP GOAT!!!!!
Patrice has to be top 5 for me, guy was a genius
Legend
He was one of the most honest comedians and a pillar on "Tough Crowd". Underrated classic show. R.I.P. - Patrice
alright, you both randomly used the word pillar. who copied who and why
@@Tyler-qh9jm - Pure coincidence....or is it? 🤔
He was the manosphere's first soldier on the frontlines.
What I would I pay to hear Patrice live again. Rip to one of the goats
"Men want to be alone, but we don't want to be by ourselves."
Patrice was the best I swear.
You realize that he is describing the relationship that a man has at home with his mother, right?
Alone, but not alone.
Before girlfriends.
Who provide that one thing mom can't do for you.
Oh well. 😊
Eileen, no, he is describing every single relationship any man has ever been in 😂 you're just not aware of it because you're on the other side of it. You're the hammer, not the nail.
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull
We don't see ourselves as others do. No $#!%
he's describing every man. I know exactly what he's describing. Lol
I'm married.
It's the same for women.
That which is the most attractive to us about men is exactly what is the most pain in the a~~ about men as well.
Testerone. 😊✌
@@eileencastillo6323 from a psychology standpoint, that makes a lot of sense. From a comedy perspective, 90% of time with a woman is excruciating! But that other 10% is worth the price of admission! 🤣😉
@@kpmilehigh
Great analogy.
Real life has to be where the best comedy sitcom ideas come from.
"Home Improvement"
Absolutely!
"Everybody Loves Raymond"
There's an old one about a college football coach. Really funny.
There's alot of,
"If women would just........"
Comments here.
Well women aren't going to.
Men aren't going to either.
Of course I have a suggestion about that for both.
Remember that neither one of you can read each other's mind if there's a problem.
Gotta speak up.
😊✌
Patrice on the news to debate cancel culture was the fucking best. He disassembled any argument they had with his perspective and he did it relentlessly. Highly recommend everyone dig that one up.
Yeah, seen that. He kicked a**!
One of his pillar philosophies. What makes his comedy so funny is he believes and means every word lmao 🤣
If you haven’t heard of the Black Phillip show back in the opie and Anthony days, you’re missing out on hours of gold.
amen
Fucking thousands of hours of Patrice on O and A
Yesss
Bro Patrice has got it spot on with women! My girl opens up the blinds when I’m trying to watch something and talks all the way through it drives me crazy 😂
One of the most hilarious comedians ever. This clip has me every time too. His timing and delivery is so funny.
One of the greatest comedians of all time
One of the most accurate impressions of a woman thinking she's having a nice moment with her man but totally ruining any comfort he was aiming for.
Oh MY GOD! I'll be sitting on the front porch in the morning (I start work at 2pm and I work from home) just relaxing in the only part of the day that I have to do that, because I get off at 11pm, and all the way from the bedroom, I will hear my wife, whom I married, because I LOVE her, yell my name (She works from home too), and immediately all the color drains out of my face (and I'm Black lol) as my stomach drops... It's NEVER good!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@@brileygabriel4949When I hear Baaaaaaaaaaaaabe??? From the other room Ik its all over 😂😂
Faaaaacts!!! And I’m a woman!!! No hard feelings but funny
Every time he squeaked "ain't that better!" it knocked the breath out of me again.
Y’all should do some Patrice clips from the Black Phillip Show. Was a radio version where he played the part of a black doctor Phil and took calls and gave relationship advice. Y’all would love it. Great reaction!
Patrice was a LEGEND! RIP
Genius - A real artist !
Thank you for showing this.
Oh YES! This is an absolute CLASSIC.
lmao Patrice is top 5 all time for me. you guys should check out his special elephant in the room
Holy crap I didnt realize you guys were just now getting to this. You seriously gotta catch up on more patrice including his O&A appearances. Him and louis ck talking about the the origin of the word Kyke is a good and short example
man this bit really hits at something very deep about Patrice's philosophy it perfectly illustrates the picture
Legendry standup. So glad you guys reacted to this. Patrice is the GOAT!!!
Wrapped up like a hot vine!
i never witnessed an avalanche of comedy like that before. that was killer.
Genius. I don’t know how he does it. Amazing
Patrice was always the best. My girl gets so pissed at me when I get real like that. When she starts up, I literally play his clips and I'm like "See, it's not just me, it's EEEEEEVERY Man On Earth!" lol, love the new couch by the way!
This is so true lmao 😂
How have I not discovered Patrice sooner
Dude I was in fucking tears 🤣😫 Patrice was funny as fuck in this. First time seeing it. RIP
You guys are simply the best, make my evening everytime I see the notification. Patrice is one of the GOATS, hands down, a pillar piece in his arsenal this bit.
it's a damn shame we lost this brilliant man way before his time. the candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long :/
You guys make my day better Everytime I get the privilege to watch you guys react. Thank you both for the opportunity.
One of the best to ever do it. RIP
Patrice and Bill Burr…..the Magic and Bird of comedy..I grew up in RI same age this is our humor
I’m glad you got to see this. AIN’T THAT BETTER?
Patrice O'Neal lays down the truth! Brutal!
As a divorced guy.. patrice was 100% correct !
Our happiness is PARAMOUNT!!!
He is the greatest. No question asked.
truly the greatest comedian to ever liive
i miss patrice so much -- dude did not care what other people thought, but was absolutely hilarious the whole time.
If more women listened to Patrice, actually LISTENED to him, there would be a lot of healthier relationships.
@Lee Brown If women stopped interfering in things, then relationships would be a lot healthier.
They constantly complain the TV is loud, yet it's a scientific fact that women have better hearing than men, however they have worse taste, touch, smell and sight than men.
No matter how many times you tell them what food you like and don't like, they will still make the same food again and again. I like a variety so I can have something different for a change, yet women insist on buying the same things every single week.
I personally don't find Patrice, or 99% of American comedians funny, however as I've seen a few clips of him before on the same subjects, I decided to watch this, and he's 100% right as usual.
@@danielgardecki1046
Wow. Stop wasting your time giving her instructions that she doesn't ever get right. Go to the grocery store yourself and buy everything you need to make what you would like to eat for a change.
Then go and get busy in the kitchen and cook it up yourself.
Serve her dinner, also for a change.
And of course, don't forget to clean up and wash the dishes when your done. 😉
@@eileencastillo6323 Typical woman answer
@@FiveN9ne
I have no doubt that it is very much a typical answer.
It may have been practical hundred years ago, but it is definately not now, that when a woman gets married, of a sudden she has a $#!%
load of work to do.
Picking up after, cooking, cleaning, shopping, laundry, kids
etc etc etc etc.
Why? Men certainly have the capability to do those things.
It's magnified a hundred times over if she had the great misfortune to have married a bitching ungrateful man like that guy.
@@JDirty-w-tha-30
So what's the problem?
Do you fancy yourself to be a great communicator?
What makes you think that she doesn't know why she's unhappy?
Did she say I wonder why to you?
Patrice's whole stand up was about what's wrong with men.
Not what's wrong with women. He told you all about you. 😊
Patrice is top 5 comedian of all time. Passed away way too soon.Very rare I laugh out loud at any comedian's set. I have watched Patrice many,many times and find myself laughing out loud every time. RIP Patrice.
RIP Patrice. I wish he was still around.
For all his great comedy moments I gotta say what actually made me a Patrice fan was listening to him talk about movies on Opie and Anthony.
I think about the movies he was looking forward to that came out right after his death and then remember him talking about them... Idk just sucks
Yes I can. I both like and love my wife. She's also my best friend.
Any Patrice clip on the O&A show is great. You guys should check it out. Especially the ones where they discuss movies.
We're laughing but he's so on point that all men know he's 100% right
Absolutely genius from beginning to end by Patrice
Patrice on O&A made me a fan. Him talking about the rock coat on a cruise ship was hilarious
Rip what a legend absolutely hilarious ...hope you both doing good have an awesome Tuesday love you amazing lovelies loads God bless x
I love that guy.
I just started watching but I had to say that hoodie is the bomb. People probably don’t say that anymore but I don’t care I’m 52
my face hurts from laughing
He’s top 10 literally most underrated
555 hell yeah more Patrice
Patrice and norm two of my favs
9:47 Oh, how right you are.
9:54 Indeed he does.
Patrice was a comedy genius. RIP 🙏
Pure Genius
Precisely why I choose to be alone after my marriage to someone who shat on everything I loved to do in life.. Don't mind it one bit. Have yet to hear, see, or meet anything in the last few years changed my mind. Except maybe a dog
Legend.
Watching Patrice O´neal with Frankenstein's Lab, ain´t that better???!!?????!!
"Let some light in here! Ain't that better!?" I'm dead lmao
So accurate 🤣
He is. 😊
I miss him so much!! He's in my top 3 or 4
That was a masterclass in comedy lol
Loved that dude
RIP THE GOAT!!!
Patrice O'Neal, Louis CK, Bill Burr, Eddie Murphy, Shane Gillis my top 5
Patrice was a very funny man.
R.I.P.
My favorite reactors reacting to my favorite comedian!!! If you guys have never listen to opie and Anthony I HIGHLY suggest you check it out. Tons of unfiltered raw Patrice. Keep it up!!!
Super classic there.
It's so true
"MEAN IT!!!!"
LOL!!!!!
bruh I misread the title the exact same way when I watched this clip first time xD
Legend
Patrice is the King
That was the best example of a woman I think I've ever heard 🤣
It is many of ours fantasy that Patrice would be alive now during this batshit crazy era of new feminism and PC culture. This dude would be cutting down heads today. And he'd be ruthless.
GOLD..this is how men hear women lol
But not me ;other guys!!!
This was gr8 👍
"aint that better" lmao 😂
GOAT
AIN'T THAT BETTER?!!!
greetings from africa cousins
It's funny cuz it"s true. 😄
Brilliant comedian. RIP Patrice
Patrice talking about cheeta heels. that bit is beyond funny
yeah
God I miss him. And ladies... it's never better. If it were we'd be doing it. Great react as always!
Patrice was highly appreciated as a psychologist! He could read anybody within a few minutes.
Like a black Dr. Phil
@@brbapappa Black Phillip!
I can't tell if y'all reaction or sleep sitting up!!!🤣🤣
please more practice stuff! he's one of my favorites. rip he's very missed from everyone...
If you guys want to see more comedians with this like of style
I serously recommend Corey Holcomb! I love watching comedy with you guy!! greetings from Germany.
The JFL crowd wasn't ready for real comedy :)
RIP Patrice O'Neal
Ha ha ha ha ha so true. 😂😂
😅
That is the truth. 😂
One thing, I wish ya'll would put the link to the video your clipping from in the description so we can find the full video easily.
HOLY CRAP! This is my mother 100% 😂 maybe I'm weird as a woman because I am the one who wants left alone but I can't be alone lol dont come in all hyper af ruining my show or making me restart it so we can watch TOGETHER. Don't be stealing my blanket and snacks. Don't get me started on how he messes up my comfy spot, steals it AND THEN wants to ask me to get him 456 things from the kitchen, and not all at once, nooo, he gonna wait until I sit down after each trip and THEN remember he needs more milk or a hot Pocket or some shit. We got kids! They took his place with getting served and getting to share my pillow, blanket and snacks! 🤣
This was hilariously true though all of it🤣 the God part, being to afraid to not believe. Thanks you guys for making my day
Damn, I sure miss that dude.
"Ain't that better?!" 🤣
classic
I've seen this countless times,
and the 'cause she don't like guns..' bit kills me every time.