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Little Guy Tells BIG Jokes!!!😂🤣😂| Kill Tony, ft. Heath Cordes

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  • čas přidán 30. 10. 2023

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  • @goldenbriccs2240
    @goldenbriccs2240 Před 9 měsíci +171973

    The confident walk to an immediate voice Crack is solid

    • @giggityeffyou
      @giggityeffyou Před 9 měsíci +818

      Voice crack? Kid has the body and voice of a 10 yr old. That’s just his real voice.

    • @littlewigglemonster7691
      @littlewigglemonster7691 Před 9 měsíci +195

      ​@@giggityeffyouif your voice is deep, just because it's your voice it doesn't make it not A deep one? Lol

    • @RedHairML
      @RedHairML Před 9 měsíci +106

      ​@@littlewigglemonster7691your usernames have the same vibes but you don't make sense and the other one does.

    • @FNWendigo
      @FNWendigo Před 9 měsíci +108

      That was 100 intentional

    • @azyanelyon9738
      @azyanelyon9738 Před 9 měsíci +10

      Comedy

  • @MitchellFace
    @MitchellFace Před 8 měsíci +58009

    That voice crack was an establishment of dominance

  • @robertsilva5041
    @robertsilva5041 Před 16 dny +2515

    Bro got stuck in eleventeen😂😂😂😂

  • @RonnRider
    @RonnRider Před měsícem +1900

    His delivery and cadence is spot on👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂

    • @popeyefeline7904
      @popeyefeline7904 Před měsícem +1

      Kinda reminds me of Dave Attell

    • @thenewbeester
      @thenewbeester Před měsícem +1

      Stop showing off your big words ! 😂
      You've been using that same "Word of the Day" for the past 7 years 🙄 plus you're confusing me with a visual..."Brown hands with a Yellow face ? "😂 Mine's very easy...."Recently Defrosted Chicken Breast..😂"

    • @SHARKY6807
      @SHARKY6807 Před 26 dny +2

      @@thenewbeesterok so your 5

    • @bidenslastbraincell
      @bidenslastbraincell Před 9 dny

      ​@@thenewbeesterbro stop yappin

    • @Logos0187
      @Logos0187 Před 8 dny

      😂💯

  • @FoxSullivan
    @FoxSullivan Před 8 měsíci +13971

    Starting the routine with that freaking voice crack was just absolute comedy genious

    • @user-xk6ds4ij8x
      @user-xk6ds4ij8x Před 8 měsíci +27

      Nahhhh, furry is crazy, God bless you

    • @mrquaackers
      @mrquaackers Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@user-xk6ds4ij8x lol

    • @NateKK7
      @NateKK7 Před 7 měsíci

      @@user-xk6ds4ij8xYou have a problem with furries? Without us you probably wouldn’t have internet to play Fortnite on. You have zero clue what a Furry is, no we don’t screw dogs in fact we typically punch zoophiles in the face. It’s no different than cosplaying as your favorite character. Yes a vast majority of us are nerds, but nerd’s run the world.

    • @TRINITARIA-MUSIC
      @TRINITARIA-MUSIC Před 7 měsíci +29

      @@user-xk6ds4ij8x as a christian i can assure you there’s nothing wrong with roleplaying as little animal characters online. yes it gets problematic when that leaks into your actual identity (or you’re thinking about all of it in a vile/obscene manner) but that’s not what being a furry is. do i think the overall furry community is great to partake in? not really, but that can be said about really any community now.
      there’s nothing wrong with cute little animal characters

    • @TRINITARIA-MUSIC
      @TRINITARIA-MUSIC Před 7 měsíci +5

      @@user-xk6ds4ij8xalso for more context i mention i am a christian because you included the term “God Bless You” in your comment and i figured you had a grudge against furries for what you thought were religious reasons

  • @hirvale
    @hirvale Před 7 měsíci +10518

    The amount of acting roles he would get after a few classes is insane

    • @tepsicouch
      @tepsicouch Před 6 měsíci +59

      He's Anthony Michael Hall 2.0

    • @abi-gj8hb
      @abi-gj8hb Před 5 měsíci +64

      Yes ok imagine this he plays Theo Vons son or younger brother he finally meets and they go on an adventure, i think theo would be good on film too

    • @josephangell9921
      @josephangell9921 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@abi-gj8hbgreat idea

    • @CapFlipGaming
      @CapFlipGaming Před 3 měsíci +18

      ​@@abi-gj8hbhe's about to be in that movie with Johnny Knoxville

    • @BlakeMercz
      @BlakeMercz Před 2 měsíci +6

      He should've been on Two and a Half Men 😂

  • @Majotsukai
    @Majotsukai Před 9 dny +201

    I wish I had that kid’s confidence. He’s totally fearless in the spotlight.

    • @iamtheonewhoknox
      @iamtheonewhoknox Před 6 dny +13

      but he is not a kid bruh come on

    • @Majotsukai
      @Majotsukai Před 5 dny +9

      @@iamtheonewhoknox When I’m a lot older than him, then he’s a kid in my eyes.

    • @KonyHawk-t9x
      @KonyHawk-t9x Před 4 dny +1

      @@iamtheonewhoknox “bruh come on😩” 😂

  • @andreemarino3794
    @andreemarino3794 Před 15 dny +94

    OMG...this is the first time I have seen this guy....I'm still laughing. So good!! So so good!!

    • @r.alexander9075
      @r.alexander9075 Před 2 dny

      Wow am I the only one who didnt really hear any jokes being told? Like yeah his looks, cadence and confidence is great, but were there any punchlines?

  • @6ixvamp
    @6ixvamp Před 8 měsíci +16021

    He powered through that voice crack like a unit

    • @tobywerthan4687
      @tobywerthan4687 Před 8 měsíci +302

      it had to be on purpose

    • @DrMouthFuck
      @DrMouthFuck Před 8 měsíci +1

      100p intentional

    • @NiVoldiza
      @NiVoldiza Před 8 měsíci +111

      Ever heard of "bits" or scripted comedy? The person on stage is not just talking, _it's an act_ . Each movement, word, pause, look, is premeditated. It's called timing.

    • @Ukowyeslo
      @Ukowyeslo Před 8 měsíci +18

      @@NiVoldiza🤓🤓🤓

    • @whengrapespop5728
      @whengrapespop5728 Před 8 měsíci +35

      You think his voice actually cracks at age 21? It was intentional, although I have to say he’s perfected it.

  • @nikobellic2515
    @nikobellic2515 Před 8 měsíci +11686

    His delivery is hilarious 😭 “all of what has been, AND WHAT WILL BE.”

    • @joalco3
      @joalco3 Před 8 měsíci +26

      the and what will be part lmao

    • @Troink1979
      @Troink1979 Před 8 měsíci +14

      He just killed it!!!! 😅

    • @mojojojo3852
      @mojojojo3852 Před 8 měsíci +73

      Was it really funny? Damn we need some instagram comments on youtube

    • @stressfield
      @stressfield Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@mojojojo3852real

    • @RyanJones-rg7vv
      @RyanJones-rg7vv Před 8 měsíci +62

      ​@@mojojojo3852exactly. I didn't think all thar never born thing was funny

  • @WaldoBagelTopper
    @WaldoBagelTopper Před 11 dny +20

    That was pretty damn funny. That last line of “being present through all that has been and will be” 😂😂

  • @TruthfourLife
    @TruthfourLife Před 27 dny +20

    You are gifted. I can’t wait to see you hit the big time. Great job.

  • @evelynsahoe8896
    @evelynsahoe8896 Před 8 měsíci +30609

    this dude could hand me his birth certificate, state ID, and passport and I still wouldn't serve him alcohol LMAOO

    • @chedderburg
      @chedderburg Před 8 měsíci +479

      There is no way that kid is 21. I’m guessing 21 is the are minimum to get on or into Kill Tony.

    • @milesprower3957
      @milesprower3957 Před 8 měsíci +180

      ​@chedderburg they keep all the comedians in a bar next door, according to Tony so yeah safe to assume so

    • @MissMichSan
      @MissMichSan Před 8 měsíci +13

      ​@JuanVasquez-zz1mxhes mexican?

    • @meganstewart9724
      @meganstewart9724 Před 8 měsíci +139

      @@chedderburgnow reread that comment and see if it makes sense to you, no way he’s 21 but the requirement is 21 to get on the show??????

    • @evitanigaminU
      @evitanigaminU Před 8 měsíci +335

      ​@@chedderburghe probably has some developmental disorder that stunted his growth

  • @i9bonsai718
    @i9bonsai718 Před 8 měsíci +4960

    This man is a walking punchline 😂 got two words and the crowd starts dying before he can even finish his sentence

    • @BearlyTired
      @BearlyTired Před 7 měsíci +32

      ​@wiccanwarrior9 Nope. He's a comedian. That is his goal.

    • @ashentwo6608
      @ashentwo6608 Před 7 měsíci +18

      ​​@wiccanwarrior9why are you speaking about yourself?

    • @cosmicabyss7358
      @cosmicabyss7358 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@BearlyTiredWrong!
      It's pathetic.
      How are people going to laugh like that when he hasn't even said a joke yet?
      Bunch of idiot sheep in the crowd that will laugh at anything.

    • @ConzyWonzy1
      @ConzyWonzy1 Před 7 měsíci +7

      @wiccanwarrior9the irony

    • @FreePalestineF-Israel
      @FreePalestineF-Israel Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@ashentwo6608 Okay I kind of agree that the dude is in the wrong but your horrible fart of an insult really makes me want to side with him.

  • @o11borntoawoo34
    @o11borntoawoo34 Před 29 dny +18

    perfect delivery and timing.

  • @AmericanMike_1776
    @AmericanMike_1776 Před měsícem +11

    Ryan Sickler's laugh always gets me.

  • @101retardnation
    @101retardnation Před 9 měsíci +18618

    Bro has that soulless stare at the end making me think he might not be joking 💀

    • @RZS_bowl
      @RZS_bowl Před 9 měsíci +237

      Did the second coming just pop out at Kill Tony?😂

    • @escovision1986
      @escovision1986 Před 9 měsíci

      Yeah man .. I wouldn't surprised if this fukr is a robot ..AI hybrid or some shit ..lol
      Looks like his wearing a battery pack on his way to the mic

    • @nicechasinchasegods7051
      @nicechasinchasegods7051 Před 9 měsíci +52

      broooo I'm saying tho right 😂

    • @Mr_Rabbit
      @Mr_Rabbit Před 9 měsíci +90

      "Damn this kill tony thing in 2023 is so easy compared to all the trash in 2750, ima go back and kill it" and he nailed it.

    • @mo938
      @mo938 Před 9 měsíci +5

      Played out skull emoji. So original you are 💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️

  • @bbone1197
    @bbone1197 Před 8 měsíci +5451

    He wasn't joking.. he's declaring himself to the world 😂

    • @jonbong8547
      @jonbong8547 Před 8 měsíci +38

      Yeah that stare at the end made it sound more like a warning

    • @AL_4083
      @AL_4083 Před 8 měsíci +9

      Satan Himself in the flesh!!

    • @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
      @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz Před 8 měsíci +16

      Oh, good I'm not the only one who's like, "Crap, that wasn't a joke. That was true conviction to an identity".
      Far enough to method actors, I'm still thrown back.

    • @friedazlife9074
      @friedazlife9074 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Hilarious ❤

    • @sampsonfeliciano8496
      @sampsonfeliciano8496 Před 8 měsíci +4

      @@AL_4083at the start on the video if u pause on his side frame…. He could be hiding wings on his back under his shirt…

  • @lotus6314
    @lotus6314 Před 4 dny +2

    Bro this is the best kill Tony performance I’ve seen yet😂

  • @Ligma_Haynus
    @Ligma_Haynus Před 12 dny +109

    Dude looks like he hurt trumps ear

    • @nakedsnake4248
      @nakedsnake4248 Před 7 dny +3

      Naw he's the one that made Biden step outta the race 😂😂

    • @Evanderyg
      @Evanderyg Před 3 dny

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Hingle_McCringle
    @Hingle_McCringle Před 3 měsíci +5109

    "oh shit, ok, fuuck yeah" Tony was excited 😆

    • @matthewbailey8588
      @matthewbailey8588 Před měsícem +10

      Mustve been a slow day

    • @jacobfromallstate4963
      @jacobfromallstate4963 Před měsícem +6

      Bro had a circus act come out on stage, of course he's gonna get excited. 😂😂😂

    • @Vietnam_SpeakingTrees
      @Vietnam_SpeakingTrees Před 28 dny +22

      He gets exited around little boys ofc

    • @LordSp3w
      @LordSp3w Před 28 dny +3

      @@Vietnam_SpeakingTrees that sir is a young man who can buy liquor in all states 😂

    • @LandOfTheFree645
      @LandOfTheFree645 Před 27 dny

      You’re attracted to children.

  • @NoblemanMiau
    @NoblemanMiau Před 8 měsíci +4901

    Trapped in a perpetual state of puberty 😂

  • @Holly-ro3yq
    @Holly-ro3yq Před 12 dny +4

    I love how he keeps a straight face. 😂

  • @stacysmith7092
    @stacysmith7092 Před 11 dny +4

    Literally thought he was 11 years old!😂

  • @ef692
    @ef692 Před 5 měsíci +7670

    "How old are you? How old are you? No I will not sell you fentanyl, How old are you?" Didn't get nearly the recognition it should've. Hysterical

    • @sanskarshrivastava4698
      @sanskarshrivastava4698 Před 2 měsíci +17

      Exactly!!!

    • @jonw8697
      @jonw8697 Před měsícem +43

      The whole crowd laughed what more do you want? His minute wasn't over.

    • @whatdothlife4660
      @whatdothlife4660 Před měsícem +37

      You should become a stenographer with your ability to type shit out verbatim for no reason.

    • @Jack60n
      @Jack60n Před měsícem

      @@whatdothlife4660why are people like you just negative for no reason, like I’ll never understand it, just a shit stain on earth making it miserable for everybody else

    • @user-um4ih2hy7b
      @user-um4ih2hy7b Před měsícem +21

      Why? It wasn’t that funny unless I’m missing something

  • @YuriVelcroripper
    @YuriVelcroripper Před 8 měsíci +3803

    "No, I will not sell you Fentanyl." 😂😂

    • @brianlopez7775
      @brianlopez7775 Před 8 měsíci

      You know he fucks around with the fuck around. LoL.

    • @biggisdickis4277
      @biggisdickis4277 Před 8 měsíci

      Yo, I didn't get that. Are kids selling fent?

    • @UorpvxOboela
      @UorpvxOboela Před 8 měsíci +2

      Explain?

    • @lucasbrown2656
      @lucasbrown2656 Před 8 měsíci +27

      @@UorpvxOboelabecause of his young look, he’s saying that when he tries to buy drugs, such as fentanyl, the dealer is saying no and questioning his age because of how young he looks.

    • @UorpvxOboela
      @UorpvxOboela Před 8 měsíci +6

      ​@@lucasbrown2656ar got it. Lol I'm so dumb.

  • @adnanhimaloy3665
    @adnanhimaloy3665 Před 2 dny +2

    Bro declared himself god.

  • @eriqlynn8947
    @eriqlynn8947 Před 2 měsíci +3286

    “No im not selling you fentanyl, how old are you?” 😂😂

  • @rachelh2731
    @rachelh2731 Před 8 měsíci +3571

    As a mom of a 14 year old boy, I literally truly thought this kid was in 8th grade lmao.

    • @caslomostert6070
      @caslomostert6070 Před 8 měsíci +24

      wow you have a 14 year old but use lmao congratulations 🎉

    • @LoisoPondohva
      @LoisoPondohva Před 8 měsíci +197

      ​@@caslomostert6070to be fair, her generation invented lmao

    • @ak-gaz
      @ak-gaz Před 8 měsíci

      @@caslomostert6070 you need a therapist

    • @stinkmeaner8189
      @stinkmeaner8189 Před 8 měsíci +46

      @@caslomostert6070???

    • @Gya..
      @Gya.. Před 8 měsíci

      ​@caslomostert6070 my 50yr old mother uses lmao. Shes cool, and she's plenty smart. Stop thinking you know shit

  • @honeysoycharman915
    @honeysoycharman915 Před 4 dny +1

    Dude needs to start every one of his sets with a voice crack, pure genius

  • @johnmorgan1998
    @johnmorgan1998 Před 8 dny +1

    Kid quoted Kammalla Harris at the end 😂

  • @williamsveen2827
    @williamsveen2827 Před 9 měsíci +12951

    I see a great future for this dude.

    • @wyatthale555
      @wyatthale555 Před 9 měsíci +92

      I see a great future and a great past!

    • @chad3558
      @chad3558 Před 9 měsíci +75

      I did too, 50 years ago

    • @MyDixieNormis
      @MyDixieNormis Před 9 měsíci +40

      How? That wasn’t even remotely funny

    • @williamsveen2827
      @williamsveen2827 Před 9 měsíci +29

      @@MyDixieNormis you have no sense of irony.

    • @bazik4
      @bazik4 Před 9 měsíci

      Hellyeah

  • @Trollsoul946
    @Trollsoul946 Před 8 měsíci +6623

    Self roast is the secret ingredient in comedy

    • @davidkidd9331
      @davidkidd9331 Před 7 měsíci +18

      Not really a secret… 😂

    • @mowvu5380
      @mowvu5380 Před 7 měsíci +4

      I'm 5'5" with a big nose and it's done me very well being the clown.
      can't do stand up but give me a room of ppl riffing and we'll have a great time

    • @kidcoma1340
      @kidcoma1340 Před 7 měsíci +2

      more like a shortcut

    • @mowvu5380
      @mowvu5380 Před 7 měsíci

      @@kidcoma1340 ahaha perfect

    • @LulaJake
      @LulaJake Před 6 měsíci +1

      Steve Martin in Roxanne springs to mind.

  • @zombieslayer9304
    @zombieslayer9304 Před 7 dny +1

    Bros comedy routine didn't pan out so he tried to assassinate trump😂

  • @m1ke176
    @m1ke176 Před 4 dny

    At his age, he has some guts. Disregard the voice crack😂

  • @ahir87389
    @ahir87389 Před 9 měsíci +4771

    That voice crack was intentional. Well played young man

  • @N1ghtHawk2021
    @N1ghtHawk2021 Před 9 měsíci +1665

    The real McLovin 😂

    • @paddington1670
      @paddington1670 Před 9 měsíci +5

      wasnt that movie based off real life events though? I wonder if there really is a McLovin out there, not just this doppleganger

    • @jenniferslatten6705
      @jenniferslatten6705 Před 9 měsíci +2

      YES!!😂😂

    • @Georgiaplains
      @Georgiaplains Před 9 měsíci +2

      Naw Benjamin button

    • @tajvir
      @tajvir Před 9 měsíci +1

      fr

    • @LimitLessGsxr
      @LimitLessGsxr Před 9 měsíci +2

      Yessss seriously thanks for connecting this for me 😂❤

  • @yesterdaze114
    @yesterdaze114 Před 2 dny

    The way they all pretended that was the first time they saw him lol

  • @Sugdabug
    @Sugdabug Před 11 dny +2

    Is no one going to talk about the cat meow in the middle of his joke 😂

    • @CasperThePalestGhost
      @CasperThePalestGhost Před 11 dny +3

      It's an indicator to let comics know that they're approaching the end of their 1 minute

  • @MidniteScrEEmah19
    @MidniteScrEEmah19 Před 7 měsíci +4969

    The cold stare after is EXACTLY the kind of energy that joke needs 😂😂😂

    • @kaidzz9358
      @kaidzz9358 Před 4 měsíci +10

      It’s like dahmer was doing stand up lmfao

    • @medmcflurry7686
      @medmcflurry7686 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Mini dahmer

    • @tyson9419
      @tyson9419 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Dude was NOT funny

    • @garrettjones8017
      @garrettjones8017 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Dude WAS funny​@tyson9419

    • @user-hh1pk9oz2n
      @user-hh1pk9oz2n Před 2 měsíci +2

      That was my favorite part lol. It was golden
      That's the kind of humor I like, kinda dry, not over the top and trying too hard. Impeccable timing with the facial expressions. I thought he was pretty funny

  • @JewelzFin
    @JewelzFin Před 8 měsíci +2845

    I think this was the only standing ovation I've ever seen for a 1 minute set on Kill Tony. As well the best Golden Ticket winning performance.

    • @mousecatnip2606
      @mousecatnip2606 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Remember the silent guy lmao standing ovation for a minute of silence hahaha

    • @TheRockhopper77
      @TheRockhopper77 Před 8 měsíci +3

      There's plenty of standing ovations. And he's is NOT the best golden ticket winner. Not even close.

    • @TheOnlyJourneyman
      @TheOnlyJourneyman Před 8 měsíci

      @@TheRockhopper77calm down virgin

    • @cameronmoore6062
      @cameronmoore6062 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@TheRockhopper77im pretty sure in this episode tony himself says this is one of the best golden ticket winners ever.

    • @JewelzFin
      @JewelzFin Před 8 měsíci

      @@TheRockhopper77 all of this is subjective, which is why I wrote "I think"... And Tony, himself said this is one of the greatest Golden Ticket winning performances. So, um... Go f*ck yourself lmao.

  • @alexjaquet945
    @alexjaquet945 Před 23 dny +1

    imagine sitting at a bar sipping some whiskey getting that last joke off

  • @CalamityB
    @CalamityB Před 9 dny

    This kid is great 😂 I love when young comedians shock the hell out of Tony with natural talent like this

  • @OregonBorn
    @OregonBorn Před 8 měsíci +2374

    He's going to be famous. No doubt

  • @bbeeaannzz
    @bbeeaannzz Před 8 měsíci +769

    opening with a voice crack was an absolute power move

    • @superkoff1
      @superkoff1 Před 8 měsíci +4

      There are levels to this bro 😂😂💯💯

    • @paulwoodford1984
      @paulwoodford1984 Před 8 měsíci +2

      He is not funny. what is the matter with people

    • @frontwipes4922
      @frontwipes4922 Před 8 měsíci

      damn you hating so hard lol@@paulwoodford1984

    • @JustinS06
      @JustinS06 Před 8 měsíci

      I'm pretty sure at least 522000 people disagree with you.@@paulwoodford1984

    • @theforsaken4489
      @theforsaken4489 Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@paulwoodford1984I thought I was the only one . Glad I’m not the only one

  • @sabinbaral2921
    @sabinbaral2921 Před 3 dny

    I would never sell him beer in my gas station even if his ID checks out 😂

  • @utahrides2903
    @utahrides2903 Před 5 dny

    I love that Sickle cell was there!!😂😂😂😂

  • @youtune2422
    @youtune2422 Před 8 měsíci +1491

    Never heard a more perfect voice crack

    • @ShinyMudkip914
      @ShinyMudkip914 Před 8 měsíci +3

      The most intentional part of the whole bit. Incredibly well done, wow 🎉

  • @thulaniwav
    @thulaniwav Před měsícem

    this is what an immortal ACTUALLY looks like

  • @aaron8977
    @aaron8977 Před 4 dny

    The dude just covering his mouth 🤣 I like to imagine that’s all he did the entire set 🤣🤣🤣

  • @caseyleirer9677
    @caseyleirer9677 Před 9 měsíci +2491

    “I’m not retarded, but I like rocks”
    And now
    “I fEeL lIkE”

    • @oscartinoco9077
      @oscartinoco9077 Před 9 měsíci +8

      Kam isn’t funny though
      This guy is legit

    • @re4keez692
      @re4keez692 Před 9 měsíci +11

      @@oscartinoco9077why you gotta be racist bro I bet if he was white or acted it you would love him

    • @Pimp231
      @Pimp231 Před 9 měsíci +21

      @@re4keez692you need to relearn how to use your words buddy you’re using them incorrectly, Manz said nothing racist

    • @davideojockey6237
      @davideojockey6237 Před 9 měsíci

      @@re4keez692 why you gotta be reeeetarded

    • @MrTudly
      @MrTudly Před 9 měsíci

      people like you are the reason we live in the world we do today. change your way of thinking, not everything's racist.@@re4keez692

  • @luckdust
    @luckdust Před 9 měsíci +1691

    Damn, the Dahmer family always kills

    • @zraquel89
      @zraquel89 Před 9 měsíci +16

      That's what I thought when I saw him 😆 he killed it! 😢😮😅

    • @thegood7301
      @thegood7301 Před 9 měsíci +22

      This is a good joke. I apologize on behalf of mankind that no one else has yet acknowledged. 11/3/2023

    • @texantornadomma
      @texantornadomma Před 9 měsíci +4

      Funny funny funny
      May you get 10k likes this week

    • @daveevangelist4633
      @daveevangelist4633 Před 9 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 yooooooo😂😂😂😂

    • @deelaw.
      @deelaw. Před 9 měsíci +2

      That's it that's what he looks like!!!

  • @MeUserAnything
    @MeUserAnything Před 3 dny

    Science at its finest
    "so I hear hough hwuant tooh lihve lhongher"

  • @szymonzwias2435
    @szymonzwias2435 Před 21 dnem

    The black guy behind him scared the shit out of me 😅

  • @dubbkenobby6542
    @dubbkenobby6542 Před 9 měsíci +1583

    As soon as he said "I feel like..." and Tony just sat there in shock.... he knew he had a REAL money maker right here 🙏

    • @SomeGuy-mt4hq
      @SomeGuy-mt4hq Před 9 měsíci +16

      Because of the voice crack...

    • @desk2307
      @desk2307 Před 9 měsíci +25

      Yeah tony has a type

    • @dubbkenobby6542
      @dubbkenobby6542 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@SomeGuy-mt4hq I didn't ask "why" bro..... why are you so pressed? Hahahaha

    • @SomeGuy-mt4hq
      @SomeGuy-mt4hq Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@dubbkenobby6542 because the shock isn't from some fantastic delivery or amazing word choice, it's because of a voice crack. Also, can you define "pressed" I don't use the terminology of tiktok teenagers

    • @downeybill
      @downeybill Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@SomeGuy-mt4hq the voice crack WAS the delivery. 100% intentional.

  • @Daft_Ideas
    @Daft_Ideas Před 2 měsíci +1361

    "I have been present through all of what has been and what will be". Possibly the most powerful punchline in any stand-up routine, ever.😅

    • @valerielove9837
      @valerielove9837 Před měsícem +3

      I agree

    • @armonrahimian8657
      @armonrahimian8657 Před měsícem +7

      Can you explain it though what’s the joke?

    • @Daft_Ideas
      @Daft_Ideas Před měsícem +30

      @@armonrahimian8657 if it doesn't make you laugh I'm not sure my explaining it will help, but I'll try...
      He looks like a kid but he's 21. He gets sick of people commenting how young he looks, so he baits them by saying he's effectively immortal.
      Reminds me of an episode of the X-files where this guy can see the future. He keeps asking Scully if she wants to know hers, but she doesn't want to.
      Until right at the end, when she says "Oh, ok then how do I die?"...and just before the guy himself passes away, he whispers in her ear the one answer that no one expects...
      ...
      "You don't."

    • @Thebees21
      @Thebees21 Před měsícem +1

      @@Daft_Ideas I should watch X-files. That sound so cool.

    • @Daft_Ideas
      @Daft_Ideas Před měsícem +1

      @@Thebees21some were good, some were not. Worst thing about the show as a whole was that they'd find things out over a series that proved some supernatural or extraterrestrial events were real, by then go back to being super-skeptical at the start of the next series...

  • @112steinway
    @112steinway Před 9 dny

    That man is going to be carded at every bar, liquor store, and restaurant until he's 65.

  • @xKontractKi11er
    @xKontractKi11er Před měsícem +1

    We all know small dudes are the funniest mfers out there lol

  • @no7590
    @no7590 Před 9 měsíci +3261

    That cadence... This cant be his first time.

    • @vinito19
      @vinito19 Před 9 měsíci +68

      He's definitely done this before

    • @drpepper2519
      @drpepper2519 Před 9 měsíci +104

      He's been doing stand up for 2 years he said in the interview

    • @Kozycz
      @Kozycz Před 9 měsíci +71

      He’s had to be a comedian his whole life just to not get picked on.

    • @bazik4
      @bazik4 Před 9 měsíci +6

      It isn't bro. He said he had been doing for 2yrs now. He started during covid!! Lol

    • @peytonalexander5300
      @peytonalexander5300 Před 9 měsíci +23

      Apparently he moved to Austin recently and he’s been killing it in the local scene ever since. This was his 4th time trying to get on Kill Tony, and he finally got his name pulled. Dude may not have won the genetic lottery, but he was definitely made for this shit. Absolutely hilarious and seems really humble and respectful as well.

  • @twistedmindssweettea
    @twistedmindssweettea Před 8 měsíci +2109

    When he turns 40 he is going to look like he just turned 18. That's incredible for him. He is winning in genetics

    • @kermorin715
      @kermorin715 Před 8 měsíci +242

      I wouldn't say a pituitary disorder is winning at genetics.

    • @SaltOnWounds
      @SaltOnWounds Před 8 měsíci +10

      You right, and the money with it

    • @Ty-hp3zq
      @Ty-hp3zq Před 8 měsíci +89

      Thats not how that works. He probably won't survive until 40. He has a very serious condition

    • @twistedmindssweettea
      @twistedmindssweettea Před 8 měsíci +21

      @@kermorin715 looking on the BRIGHT SIDE of what life deals you is always better than thinking negatively. OBVIOUSLY it's not going to be all sunshine and rainbows with any sort of physical or mental health issues. Keeping negativity like yours would make a person with any issues or disability not think their worth shyt with that type of thought process. Miserable people bring others down to become miserable as well. Positive thinking is what gets people PAST the bad stuff .Keep that in mind😁🙌

    • @khydo
      @khydo Před 8 měsíci

      @@twistedmindssweettea Your idiocy is brilliantly pitiful. Dude has a developmental disorder and you’re trying to get people to look at the “bright side” of things. I truly admire how people can be so ignorant

  • @thomasdickson35
    @thomasdickson35 Před 22 dny +1

    So that's what baby lightning sounds like...

  • @DanFedMusic
    @DanFedMusic Před 8 měsíci +528

    No one else has ever earned the respect of every person on this planet in such a short period of time.

  • @a7gaskell
    @a7gaskell Před 8 měsíci +2842

    The balls on the kid to get up in front of a crowd and judges man. Respect.

    • @QuintonLeo
      @QuintonLeo Před 8 měsíci

      unlike the mic, his balls haven't dropped yet.

    • @havasubooo8840
      @havasubooo8840 Před 8 měsíci +168

      he's not a kid

    • @AlexJones-stratfor-connection
      @AlexJones-stratfor-connection Před 8 měsíci +327

      The entire point of his gig was that he's 21 and you still think it's a kid 😂

    • @WestW3st
      @WestW3st Před 8 měsíci +34

      lol @ the people underneath me that think 21 isn't a kid - plenty of 21 year olds that don't look 12 wouldn't have the balls to go up in front of crowd and judges like that.

    • @TripleDCrook
      @TripleDCrook Před 8 měsíci +28

      21 year olds are not kids. They are men.

  • @yfi62dortoh
    @yfi62dortoh Před 7 dny

    Little kid looks like he’s about to take a trip to PA with his Dad’s AR…

  • @tylerdavis3
    @tylerdavis3 Před měsícem

    And now we know he wasn’t actually joking about the fent joke😭😭

  • @RamnaViaz
    @RamnaViaz Před 9 měsíci +5284

    That's a hell of a fake ID dude, now somebody come pick they little brother up.

  • @jacksonbuck6767
    @jacksonbuck6767 Před 9 měsíci +1570

    Hahaha, if all they say is “I feel like” and the crowd starts laughing, you know they’re good

    • @samthekashman
      @samthekashman Před 9 měsíci +74

      They were laughing at the voice crack

    • @peggymoexd
      @peggymoexd Před 9 měsíci +5

      no kidding

    • @NoahMoorman
      @NoahMoorman Před 9 měsíci +4

      ​@peggymoexd4675 yes and it was deliberate

    • @peggymoexd
      @peggymoexd Před 9 měsíci

      @@NoahMoorman no kidding

    • @jimmynovak7913
      @jimmynovak7913 Před 9 měsíci +1

      The intentional voice crack went right over your head, huh? 😂

  • @theweirdosoweird5011
    @theweirdosoweird5011 Před 20 dny

    the teeth behind him got me

  • @TheyCallMeGator
    @TheyCallMeGator Před 9 měsíci +3484

    *Plot Twist:* Everything he said is actually true.

    • @bobooso5585
      @bobooso5585 Před 8 měsíci +33

      The face at the end made me think he was serious lol😂 👀

    • @justincarroll1288
      @justincarroll1288 Před 8 měsíci +29

      Man didn’t even make a joke at the end, just started spitting esoteric truths at you. We’ve got another Duncan trussell in the works

    • @shepsel3832
      @shepsel3832 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Facts!!!!

    • @superxcaptain
      @superxcaptain Před 8 měsíci +6

      yeah yikes. that face screams... i have a secret 🙊

    • @daltoncherry6429
      @daltoncherry6429 Před 8 měsíci +2

      It is true I heard him say it

  • @noahlee9690
    @noahlee9690 Před 8 měsíci +1353

    I am also 21 and people often think I’m 16. This is my sign to start messing with people.

    • @yatsu666
      @yatsu666 Před 8 měsíci

      or just quit swallowing estrogen

    • @tapioca6863
      @tapioca6863 Před 8 měsíci +15

      Same for me. I'm 25 and people still think I'm below 18 or exactly 18 but never above that😂

    • @colinzink6487
      @colinzink6487 Před 8 měsíci

      @@tapioca6863I’m only 17, some people think I’m 20.

    • @rocklee6812
      @rocklee6812 Před 8 měsíci +8

      28 and people still guess 20 or 18. I get very happy every time they do. The older you are the happier you will be to be confused as young. But at 21 it kinda does suck.

    • @marlenelange4652
      @marlenelange4652 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Same for me I'm 21 and people always think I'm 16, 17 or Younger

  • @superrodney3008
    @superrodney3008 Před měsícem

    he looks like he wasnt lying about the fentanyl

  • @handyscapersllc
    @handyscapersllc Před 10 dny

    That sounded like a shot at kamala Harris 😂 at the end

  • @Re-Zystin
    @Re-Zystin Před 8 měsíci +350

    "My adolecence was absent in my childhood, just like, my father"
    -Heath

  • @MrOneballjay02
    @MrOneballjay02 Před 9 měsíci +1421

    Tony got real excited when that little boy walked out 😂

    • @rickyd3787
      @rickyd3787 Před 8 měsíci

      Right!!! Fucking weird

    • @imranak12
      @imranak12 Před 8 měsíci +8

      lmaoooooooo facts

    • @knowmad411
      @knowmad411 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Be gentle with me on this, please...but, Tony who? I genuinely don't know.

    • @imranak12
      @imranak12 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@knowmad411 Tony hinchcliffe. Its his show, called Kill Tony.

    • @rickyd3787
      @rickyd3787 Před 8 měsíci

      @@knowmad411 the gay dude who said "oh shit ok" like he just came in his pants.. gay or not.. says allot about him.. screams pedophile

  • @wolfthorne38
    @wolfthorne38 Před 2 dny

    Tony's little surprised face lol

  • @wut0.o
    @wut0.o Před měsícem

    The instantaneous voice crack 😂

  • @rabidkitten01
    @rabidkitten01 Před 9 měsíci +1232

    This kid exudes confidence. Respect

  • @gadielserrano7914
    @gadielserrano7914 Před 8 měsíci +845

    The face he had at the end 😂 that's the face of someone who has a joke they know it'll hit no matter what with at least a couple of people, at the LEAST 😂

  • @jloveskitkats
    @jloveskitkats Před 28 dny

    Why is nobody talking about that random “meow” in the middle of the short?😂

  • @athing8523
    @athing8523 Před 26 dny

    Bro's permanently stuck as the bully from the Polar Express 😭

  • @RayfieldA
    @RayfieldA Před 8 měsíci +1324

    Wow! There are actors who are hired for high school roles who look like they're in there 30s!! Yet you're telling me this kid is 21?!!?! His Voice even Cracked at the beginning!

    • @scottlangley5596
      @scottlangley5596 Před 8 měsíci +18

      Yeah you'd think he'd have aimed for that lucrative angle. Yet I can see why he might not want to lean into that aspect of his existence.

    • @zabity
      @zabity Před 8 měsíci +5

      21yearolds have no cracks in their voice

    • @brandonevans3994
      @brandonevans3994 Před 8 měsíci +25

      @@scottlangley5596he does if you watched the full episode he leans into it also he wears a long sleeve shirt for the very purpose of covering up his tattoos so no one can tell he’s older then what he seems

    • @brandonevans3994
      @brandonevans3994 Před 8 měsíci +24

      @@zabityhe has an issue with his pituitary gland he is 21

    • @frontwipes4922
      @frontwipes4922 Před 8 měsíci +1

      not true @@zabity

  • @haduhjax
    @haduhjax Před 6 měsíci +394

    The look Tony gave him when he heard his voice crack.
    “Finally, a little boy who is legally NOT a little boy!” 😂

    • @jays.7923
      @jays.7923 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Dude I came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed that🤣💀💀💀

    • @Bandz4feetpix
      @Bandz4feetpix Před 2 měsíci +8

      That plus the "oh fuck yes" when he saw the guy😂

    • @BreadGood_21
      @BreadGood_21 Před měsícem +2

      The guy behind heath was just chillin lmao

    • @jacobfromallstate4963
      @jacobfromallstate4963 Před měsícem

      The "Tony is gay" jokes are getting played out.

  • @thehyperwolfgamer8808
    @thehyperwolfgamer8808 Před měsícem

    It’s even funnier now that he recently said he’s not actually 21

  • @wavingwaters6107
    @wavingwaters6107 Před 28 dny

    That face at the end makes it seem like he wasn’t lying about never being born

  • @kylepomeroy73
    @kylepomeroy73 Před 5 měsíci +1030

    “ I have been present for all that has been and will be “ what a genius fucking line

    • @mf.danger9235
      @mf.danger9235 Před měsícem +11

      They say it in the bible a million times, it’s the definition of an omnipresent being, it’s not an original concept.

    • @kylepomeroy73
      @kylepomeroy73 Před měsícem +13

      @@mf.danger9235 yeah but what if he’s telling the truth and it’s not a joke

    • @larrylindsey2833
      @larrylindsey2833 Před měsícem

      Truly is

    • @madamfree8801
      @madamfree8801 Před měsícem

      ​@kylepomeroy73 my thoughts dude. My thoughts 😹😹😹

    • @armonrahimian8657
      @armonrahimian8657 Před měsícem +4

      I don’t get it could you explain?

  • @samuelbwell
    @samuelbwell Před 9 měsíci +1028

    The second Tony saw him walking out like Juno he knew he was gonna kill it.
    Tony’s jaw dropped wide open after the first line 😂

    • @ItsAme7143
      @ItsAme7143 Před 8 měsíci +7

      That's the least offensive thing you could've said🤣 tony looked at him like a fat kid looks at cake

    • @okamitsu1212
      @okamitsu1212 Před 8 měsíci

      I think that was the voice crack 😂

  • @hammerlilpp455
    @hammerlilpp455 Před měsícem

    The oh shit from Tony followed by the jaw drop, gets me every time🤣

  • @ClutchwalkerHD
    @ClutchwalkerHD Před 26 dny

    That last line had Jim Rhône vibes 😂

  • @Quarker
    @Quarker Před 9 měsíci +407

    This kid needs to play the decoy on To Catch A Predator

  • @andybenderowski6086
    @andybenderowski6086 Před 9 měsíci +899

    Tony got him a date.The life long ticket is for grabs 😅😅😅

  • @colesizemore9209
    @colesizemore9209 Před měsícem

    The stare at the end made the joke.. lol

  • @brendan4844
    @brendan4844 Před 20 dny

    Diddy would hire this guy in a minute. No resume needed.

  • @user-le7dz1qh8f
    @user-le7dz1qh8f Před 2 měsíci +622

    I hope he grows into one of the greats. He has a unique situation to play off of and it seems like it will last for a long time.

    • @valerielove9837
      @valerielove9837 Před měsícem +2

      Well said!!!

    • @Rallard123
      @Rallard123 Před měsícem +29

      bad news, he's now strung out on most of his appearances and pretty obviously on some heavy drugs.

    • @valerielove9837
      @valerielove9837 Před měsícem

      ​@Rallard123 how do you know this? Sad if true

    • @steven1479
      @steven1479 Před měsícem +4

      These types of people usually don't last long, sorry to say.

    • @scottthebot2779
      @scottthebot2779 Před 24 dny +9

      ​@valerielove9837 it's apparent in his more recent appearances on the show. He looks seems like a zombie in comparison

  • @jackstraw4927
    @jackstraw4927 Před 9 měsíci +1164

    He’s great . The buildup and delivery to that fentanyl joke reminded me a lot of Attell . That’s some damn good company to be in at 21 … sky’s the limit .. rooting for him ..

    • @mo938
      @mo938 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Nobody cares

    • @chasebyrd9078
      @chasebyrd9078 Před 9 měsíci

      @@mo938touché

    • @Rog2theD
      @Rog2theD Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@mo938oh look there's the asshole

    • @daneconner3132
      @daneconner3132 Před 9 měsíci +41

      @@mo938I care. Go fly a kite 🪁

    • @melipnos
      @melipnos Před 9 měsíci +18

      ​@@mo938about you?

  • @michaelhead7483
    @michaelhead7483 Před 27 dny

    This guy is making his moment in the spotlight count too

  • @clearcrystalball3362
    @clearcrystalball3362 Před 19 dny

    This should be a campaign ad for you know who! 😂🤣

  • @d33man35
    @d33man35 Před měsícem +433

    The expectation of being born on February 29th 😂🤣😂 ..
    “says here on your id you’re 5?!”
    “Sir, I’m 21!”

    • @halraza2760
      @halraza2760 Před měsícem +1

      Underrated comment.

    • @internet_explorer_
      @internet_explorer_ Před 21 dnem +3

      I'm 8, it sucks

    • @JonahNeff
      @JonahNeff Před 13 dny +2

      I'm 11. Greatest birthday possible. Wouldn't change a thing.

    • @d33man35
      @d33man35 Před 11 dny

      @@internet_explorer_ always wondered if being an adult but having the age of a child works with birthday gifts from Burger King.. like do you get a free kids meal even at 30 bc you’ll only be like 7 or 8 😂

    • @internet_explorer_
      @internet_explorer_ Před 11 dny

      @d33man35 I'll have to try in 2028, send me a reminder haha

  • @lemini4k
    @lemini4k Před 8 měsíci +403

    Confidence, delivery and stage presence is on point. Impressive and funny as f. 😂

  • @XJBG1001X
    @XJBG1001X Před měsícem

    This dude is a real life Cowboy bebop villain

  • @casandrabullock9497
    @casandrabullock9497 Před 17 dny

    " No I'm not selling you fentanyl!"😅