@@pandemicgrower4212settle down bro the only people catching rounds in America are thugs and children trying to learn their abcs😂 relax, cowards having guns doesn’t make them any less coward y’all let your kids get popped before you do something it’s crZy
@@pandemicgrower4212no way this lil virgin just threatened someone with something they don't got. 😂😂😂 put yo bb gun away kid before you wind up on a shirt
Had that happen literally just the other day. Parked way out and I come 15 minutes later and someone is parked right next to me. They were in the car when I said you got a whole ass parking lot and you chose right here. SMH
If you got a nice expensive car and park in the back i park as close as i possibly can without going over the line on your drivers side. 🎉 :D screw everyone not on the ramen diet.
I was in Ireland yesterday, a drunk dude was walking there, I turned my body almost vertically to the curb and he passed completely without turning around and caught me with his shoulder, I stop and so does he: he looks at me and says: well, you're an idiot)))
@@paddystylez6430 learned that shit the hard way when I was around 12 I think. I was bee lining around 30ish, let off the throttle, then hard turned the handle bars. I skipped like a stone a few times.
I paused it perfectly. He went chest first into the bow about 3 feet from the tip. Definitely hit mid and lower rib cage. My guess is multiple broken ribs. Possible sternum crack. Punctured lung. Hip and pelvis as well as probably some torn ligaments. With a dash of vertebrae with internal bleeding. Dude was trying to be a dick and spraying the boater. Doesn’t know how to turn his ski, maybe sun was in his eyes and drunk. Who knows. Dude got fucked up baddd
That is actually very likely. Think about it: Only 2 cars in entire state so what are the chances that they meet, right? So both were driving without rules and then when they finally crossed paths nobody looked both ways lol -bam!
I worked for a watercraft rental place on a lake and we used to get complaints all the time about jet skiers intentionally gunning up to pleasure boats and turning off last second in order to rock the boat and splash the occupants
That ought to be a criminal offense that carries 6 months minimum prison sentence, ideally 2-5 years. They can and have KILLED people trying to pull stunts like that.
@@raptor2265not usually but this dumbass forgot skis dont turn with no throttle. That being said it is a crime, its battery and they would be responsible for damages.
Probably used to hearing other boat engines running on the lake, didn't think anything was sus till the nonstop revving got closer and stayed in same direction.😅
I could tell that at one point he wasn't looking at the line "he was looking at the boat* And then we see what he's looking at once he turns his body towards it
What? Didn't you know that PETA kills on average 97% of the animals it takes in each year? Saved via euthanasia... I doubt they give a drop of piss over a fish. 😂😂😂
He didn't realize you have to give it gas to turn. You can't just turn the handlebars, it doesn't have a rudder. He lets off the gas and just glides straight into him lol. You'd think he'd try at least one turn before doing something like that.
Nahh more like wanted to double his rib count I paused at that exact millisecond and i bet he has 3 sets of 24 now and 2 backbones a pair of foreheads one eyeball and hslf the teeth 😂
correct, and to anyone else reading, its because the bars dont turn a rudder like on a boat, it instead turns the propeller, which wont do anything without being on throttle.
@@yimpyoi9808except watch the clip again and listen for your theory. It doesn’t quite hold up. He’s throttling the entire clip until the camera looks up to see the collision coming.
@@rtmordecai1 If you see he only starts turning at the very end as soon as he hops off the throttle (engine noise is going, bars aren't turned, engine noise cuts bars turn) and as you can see with no throttle it barely turns actually from what it looks like it only turned at all probably cause he leaned hard causeing a natural turn but not nearly as much as his bars
This feels like a skit it’s hilarious The video starts with the dude in shock looking at seaweed on his hook, and then out of nowhere a jet ski comes and Rams right into him
That wasn’t a accident Disregard the man’s safety and his property jail time is appropriate after a month in the hospital just when you think not all jet ski operators are idiots then you see this
According to reports, it was a 13yo driving it for the 2nd time and he was driving into the sun and didnt see the boat until it was too late. Neither person was injured.
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I swear once people are on a jet ski they're IQ drops by like 50
Sounds about right. I was gonna say jet ski riders peak at 50, but US average is 98.
but only if their IQ is already significantly lower than it should be
😂😂😂
Their*
Just like cyclist and croch rocket drivers on the road
Darwin award goes to...
@@alexsalvi1824what country are you from?
@@alexsalvi1824 damn straight bro. Come catch my .45s
@@alexsalvi1824which america
@@pandemicgrower4212settle down bro the only people catching rounds in America are thugs and children trying to learn their abcs😂 relax, cowards having guns doesn’t make them any less coward y’all let your kids get popped before you do something it’s crZy
@@pandemicgrower4212no way this lil virgin just threatened someone with something they don't got. 😂😂😂 put yo bb gun away kid before you wind up on a shirt
Guy in the jet ski hit that boat hard too
Походу RIP , в замедленной можно увидь какой удар в бок ему пришёлся.
@@O_OMaGYaRO_OI knew he broke some ribs, amongst possible other things. He hit a corner, and not something with more surface area. Ouch.
That's Mans, not Guy.
@@GodsMistake gonna quibble about colloquialism, really?
@@Houd_Vast yes
Kid really thought he was going to hard splash him… 🤣
Lol he could've been blinded by the sun and reflection from the water so the boat was invisible
Had the same thought about the splash but after noticing the size of the boat I think he probably didn't see him
He hard splashed his noodles
100% that was his plan. I boat in Barnagate Bay NJ and these things are nothing but a nuisance.
@@idontknowanything2378 but when u dont see shit, you shouldnt give full throtttle. ???
Never underestimate the full measure of other’s stupidity.
lol dude on the boat had no time to react before he could even figure out what was going on or what was about to happen
@@cryopathy1299He says about the guy that he didn’t turn until the last second, although he was driving straight towards the operator’s boat.
"There are two things infinite, the universe, and human stupidity. And I'm not sure of the former."
Why?
@@Random_russian_guy4556ya know it is kinda weird though because I didn’t see anyone on the jet ski.
"Excellent work, 47."
💀
💀
☠️
47 chromosomes
bruh
Fisherman must've been wearing camouflage
How else would he lure the fish?
😂
Bro cant escape the cars extended warranty
It’s that guy that parks next to you in an empty parking lot
Even tho you parked far away from the entrance because you don't trust other people 😅
I hate people that do that.
He also uses the urinal right next to you when there’s a line of 10 empty ones
Had that happen literally just the other day. Parked way out and I come 15 minutes later and someone is parked right next to me. They were in the car when I said you got a whole ass parking lot and you chose right here. SMH
If you got a nice expensive car and park in the back i park as close as i possibly can without going over the line on your drivers side. 🎉 :D screw everyone not on the ramen diet.
“What the-“ is indeed the perfect response in this situation 😂
But "What the-" what? whahappin😅?
When I used to read that in the comics as a kid, I never knew what they meant. Just a speech bubble with 'What the..' in it. Baffled me.
Sry wrong place lol
I would have gone with. “THE FUC-“
I said what the hell right before he did too my head canon is he was saying the exact same thing
Love how he pauses and watches the jet ski travel the last mile in disbelief
Well, he sure as hell ain't fadter than that kids stupidity lol.
you mean the last 25 feet?
Little boy doesn’t know what a mile is, probably never will 💀💀💀
British man discovers and improperly uses American measurements
@@theyeetgod8914American measurements? That's a sign of your American education 😂
Man’s last words were “WHAT THE?” CLANK
This is why aliens don't talk to us.
This is why aliens don't talk to YOU.
Racist bastard ................... .........😊
@@Willie-wf7vj hahaha sooo funny
This
What do you mean?
Me thinking I finally escaped the angry homeless man in GTA
more like every opressor mk2 owner against every player they see.
ЗА ИМПЕРАТОРА!
Bruh when their red blip disappears just for them to re-appear five minutes later chasing you down the road
Randomly keep seeing a red dot on the mini map lol
LOL
His wife: "you said you'd only be put here for HALF a day!"
Bro came out of nowhere 😂
Mans had 5 business days to turn 😂
🛑 😅😅
sun was definetely in his eyes 😂
@@CatsinHatsBand so he decided the best choice was to ride head on into it 😂😂 legend
@@NeuroDrags If he applies that confidence into everything he will go far, or be dead very soon lmao
😂😂😂
When your planes going down in war thunder but you see one more tank in front of you
Well we are the ammo son😂
I literally just got war thunder and I cant stop playing, it’s been a financial and timely mistake but I love it
Lol a War Thunder comment😂
Alluh haalakbar
Kamikaze
That dude got fxcking smoked lmaooo
My guy couldn’t wait to go fishing 😂😂
This feels like a Regular Show joke, he even kinda sounds like Mordecai.
muscle man: OH NO BRO
mordecai: what the-
STARLAAAAAAAAAA
Wooooooaaahhhhhh!
Nice profile pic
You know who else get hit by a motorboat?
Then he blames you right after 💀💀💀💀
Porra cara
Fica no meio do carminho
Não escutou eu vindo?
I was in Ireland yesterday, a drunk dude was walking there, I turned my body almost vertically to the curb and he passed completely without turning around and caught me with his shoulder, I stop and so does he: he looks at me and says: well, you're an idiot)))
@@user-fg3mf5on8vsounds about right because drunk people tend to either be complete asswholes or nicer than they normally are
@@user-fg3mf5on8v 😭😭😭
I don’t think he’s getting back up from that one
The way he just appeared coming full throttle towards him out of fucking no where is funny af
that was the most personal "fuck you, in particular" i have ever seen
"Haha im gonna splash him and be so coo-"
Crippled
💀😭
😂😂
1 + boat = 2
People don’t understand that water craft don’t turn when you lift off
@@paddystylez6430 learned that shit the hard way when I was around 12 I think. I was bee lining around 30ish, let off the throttle, then hard turned the handle bars. I skipped like a stone a few times.
Enemy predator missile inbound
Epic comment man!!
This is my favorite comment
COD players😂
That was good shit
XD
Bro was trying to ride off into the sunset 😂
What the- "dumbledore said calmly."
That dude on the jet ski got fucked up
Good
He was probably drunk 😮🚬
I paused it perfectly. He went chest first into the bow about 3 feet from the tip. Definitely hit mid and lower rib cage. My guess is multiple broken ribs. Possible sternum crack. Punctured lung. Hip and pelvis as well as probably some torn ligaments. With a dash of vertebrae with internal bleeding.
Dude was trying to be a dick and spraying the boater. Doesn’t know how to turn his ski, maybe sun was in his eyes and drunk. Who knows. Dude got fucked up baddd
Hope so. Can't have those genes passing on
Good
*Plot twist: The jetski was being driven by the fish...*
Was he one of you agents though mister CIA?
Reddit humor
"He's taken the bait. Moving in, prepare exfil."
@@grv6142"this is Charlie to Bravo we are inbound to you're AO'
The iq of one definitely
Crazy dude- "I'm sorry I don't have some space"
They finally found him to further extend warranty
Reminds me of that story where there were only 2 cars made in the entire state and yet somehow they managed to crash into each other 🤣
That was in Ohio! ;
My thought exactly lol
That is actually very likely. Think about it: Only 2 cars in entire state so what are the chances that they meet, right? So both were driving without rules and then when they finally crossed paths nobody looked both ways lol -bam!
You can't fix stupid!
Lol
*"WHAT THE F-"*
Famous last words
Boat guy merely got a little wet. Other guy idk. Or care.
That pretty much sums up jet ski Riders and motorcycle riders.
"I will not hit the guy, I will not hit the guy... damn, I hit the guy."
This is so comedically timed tho, the camera going to the water is so golden too😭 its like a perfect angle to everything
Fr fr fr
@@emilianohernandezolvera3399lol
@@emilianohernandezolvera3399 Please learn English 🙏🙏🙏
LIFE COULD BE DREAM, LIFE COULD BE DREAM
UNDER DA SEA... UNDER DA SEA.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its like first car crash in Ohio in 1895 when there were only 2 cars in entire Ohio state.
Im Famous🎉
🎉🎉🎉
And the speed limit was like 3-5 mph 🤣 [I think that's about 5-9kph] please correct me if I'm wrong 😆
@@Bagel-lt2xhlmao
Only in Ohio
Srry I had to say it.
😂😂😂😂 that's awesome
Police Report: "I'm sorry. I thought he was a fish 🐟"😂💀😂
Being able to hear the jetski getting closer and then suddenly appearing, makes this hilarious.
I worked for a watercraft rental place on a lake and we used to get complaints all the time about jet skiers intentionally gunning up to pleasure boats and turning off last second in order to rock the boat and splash the occupants
Awful
Sounds like a contract fine for each violation would be funny
That ought to be a criminal offense that carries 6 months minimum prison sentence, ideally 2-5 years. They can and have KILLED people trying to pull stunts like that.
But this man got injured, not having fun 😂
@@raptor2265not usually but this dumbass forgot skis dont turn with no throttle. That being said it is a crime, its battery and they would be responsible for damages.
I'm more impressed with how long it took homie to look at the noise that was getting louder.
Probably used to hearing other boat engines running on the lake, didn't think anything was sus till the nonstop revving got closer and stayed in same direction.😅
@@wintersage6895 This is true
too busy checking out his catch
What was it? Like 4 seconds before he looked that the news was particularly noticeable. Not doing much but ducking in his boat at that point.
I could tell that at one point he wasn't looking at the line "he was looking at the boat*
And then we see what he's looking at once he turns his body towards it
That guy was on a Dame mission
I bet he will feel that in the morning
PETA when they find out that you’re keeping that fish.
What? Didn't you know that PETA kills on average 97% of the animals it takes in each year? Saved via euthanasia... I doubt they give a drop of piss over a fish. 😂😂😂
Doesnt matter what PETA thinks. Gane warden have all the power
@@caughtinthevoidfloyd5821 true. I was just pointing out how bad PETA actually is. 🤣
Not even. There wasn't even a fish on there.
Bro that wasn't even a fish.
He was trying to be an asshole but karma has plans.
I think so
Ohhhh that makes sense he thought he was gonna splash him
He didn't realize you have to give it gas to turn. You can't just turn the handlebars, it doesn't have a rudder. He lets off the gas and just glides straight into him lol. You'd think he'd try at least one turn before doing something like that.
Wasn't trying...he succeeded
or maybe he didn't saw him because he was riding against a deep standing sun
You can feel the initial disbelief at what he's seeing lol
when "hold my beer" turns into "hold my teeth"...
Dudes friend was like "ill teach you to go fishing without me"
I was sipping my coffee when I read this comment. Now I'm cleaning my phone.
😂
Underrated comment
Looks like he was trying to soak you with the wake, he successfully failed
Well he ended up wet so i say mission accomplished
Thats what i was thinking
The wake soaking failed, but he still got soaked. Silver linings? 😅
Now his bed sheets are soaking with brain fluid
He might be dead tho
Had the whole pack of beers too 😂
Wife on Jet Ski. " You said you were going to a conference, Mutha fudger. "
“Hi squidward”
NOOOO
Funniest comment in the comments award 🏆
🤣
... sigh ... hi Spongebob ... 😔
Nah, this funny af🤣🤣🤣🤣
He was going for the spray and forgot that he can’t turn without throttle. Hahahaha
This
EXACTLY.
Ohhhhh....I never realized that. I've had dirt bikes for 40 years, but I know zero about jet ski's. 😂
There it is.
@@user-gu4gg6pe8tyea you never wanna turn hard going that fast you’ll break some on your body
Fish Got Some Real Teammates 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Fishermen's on the jet ski, jet skier's in the fishing boat.
The fish hired a hitman
Lol
...😂😂😂EVIDENTLY
😂
Very underrated comment. 😂😂😂
There needs to be a new term for this activity,
I scroll for the best comment, and people never let me down… YOU WIN TODAYS SEARCH
"Your mugger is approaching" 😂
Nice one lol it seems you use that sht wt a tryhard 😂😂😂
bro was staring at the moss for like 7 seconds
This caught me off guard, choking on water lmao
😂😂😂💀💀💀
😂😂😂
Tunnel vision cracked up to the max
"You're in my spot.." - Sheldon Cooper
Man really wanted to keep the fish safe
😂😂😂👍
This deserves more likes
@@N-VAMusic thanks
🤣😂🤣
Nahh more like wanted to double his rib count
I paused at that exact millisecond and i bet he has 3 sets of 24 now and 2 backbones a pair of foreheads one eyeball and hslf the teeth 😂
Another version of this had the caption “When your buddy goes fishing without you.” It had me dying 😂😂
😂😂😂
this is like one of those gta vids where tate comes running out of nowhere to sock u
My man really said oh hell no someone is fishing in our spot.
bro loaded up like a san andreas NPC
C.J. would be proud...
POV: someone’s fishing your spot
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Mr. Bean’s nemesis
That’s a Minnesota attitude lol they treat spots like literal gold mines up here lol
Lol.
Natural selection at work:
That one friend when they see youre chilling online:
When I heard that engine roaring I would have been looking to see where that was coming from
Seriously though, just to be safe I wanna know what's going on and who's pinning it and where to
Bro had 20 second to turn yet failed 💀🙏
lol it’s true however, the lake they are on is HUGE lmfao that’s the last place I would expect to see a jet ski lol
I'm sure he did, it just took a second to register wtf was happening, and pan the camera around
@@Those_filthy_monkeys the video is cropped. He saw him coming from a mile away.
Jet skis don't turn without the power on. So soon as he got off the throttle he lost all steering. 😂
Good to know
Thx
correct, and to anyone else reading, its because the bars dont turn a rudder like on a boat, it instead turns the propeller, which wont do anything without being on throttle.
@@yimpyoi9808except watch the clip again and listen for your theory. It doesn’t quite hold up. He’s throttling the entire clip until the camera looks up to see the collision coming.
Is this supposed to be an excuse for his incompetence?
@@rtmordecai1 If you see he only starts turning at the very end as soon as he hops off the throttle (engine noise is going, bars aren't turned, engine noise cuts bars turn) and as you can see with no throttle it barely turns actually from what it looks like it only turned at all probably cause he leaned hard causeing a natural turn but not nearly as much as his bars
Dude dropped the throttle. He forgot you need power to turn a ski.
“You’re supposed to turn!”
“No, that was intentional”
Dude just rammed into a lawsuit and will most likely lose his license after that 😂😂😂
Prison
Lose his license? Like, a jet ski license? Lol wut?
@@SilverSarithboating license. you’ve never been to a lake before?
Such speed with no any protection. I think he is dead
Bros legs and entire ribcage were spaghetti from hitting the jetski then boat at 60+ and he had no life-vest on he drowned 100%
Looks like he was trying use the jet ski's wake to splash the boat.
Yep, and forgot how boat steering works.
@@thesafezone3833yup. He tried to turn while letting off the throttle
He earned his prize!
No what happened is he was driving it into tbe sun and cant see anything infront of him
@@TheAnnoyingBossif you go these speeds without seeing anything that’s a clear reason to say byebye to your license
This feels like a skit it’s hilarious
The video starts with the dude in shock looking at seaweed on his hook, and then out of nowhere a jet ski comes and Rams right into him
That is the perfect opportunity to swim over make sure he's okay and then make sure he don't come back up.😂
GTA online public servers when you are doing a mission:
Man defends his seaweed with his life
Best comment!
@@timmholl9238no best comment was, I see why we still dont have flying cars.
Man was thinking he was still playing gta
That's has to be the lake owner coming to serve a trespasser 🤣
"Im near sighted...shouldn't be a problem right?"
😂😂😂
💀😂
They put the blind guy on the jetski again damn it.
With a “yellow,plastic, bucket over her head”,,
Bro if I’m blind behind something that I control if it moves or not WHY would I go forward without seeing what’s in front of me
He was trying to soak him, but it didn't work out! 😂😂
Bro thought: "BUMPER CARZ!"
That jet ski guy was so kind and determined he helped the boat to push start☺️
He fulfilled his dream of being a Kamikaze. 🇯🇵
Fulfilled
Tora tora tora
Bonzai!!!!
I know you had to to Google how to spell kamikaze
@@polarobil3535 Yeah I did, and your point is?
The worst part about noobs on jet skis, when they let go of the throttle to slow down, forgetting without throttle, they can't turn...
"YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FISH WITHOUT ME?! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, JERRY!"
I've watched this a hundred times now and still laughing.
There is nothing to laugh about.
@@1zanglang agree
He's fucking gunning it towards him 😂
@@1zanglang The fact he had the whole lake but was still fucking beelining it is what’s funny.
@@1zanglang
What about that frame you can see the attacker getting thrown into his own boat?
Getting in an accident on the water must be the most terrifying thing ever
That wasn’t a accident Disregard the man’s safety and his property jail time is appropriate after a month in the hospital just when you think not all jet ski operators are idiots then you see this
The classic quote is, "A collision at sea can ruin your whole day. "
he was riding into the sun, prolly didn't see him until it was too late
"Bro you're the luckiest man alive"
The way i died:
He wasn’t letting of the gas until you noticed him 🤣
Which is why the JetSki didn’t turn.
@@retrobeans24 it’s even funnier once you realize the JetSki said “woah” before impact
@@dman19581969 you got me all types of confused after saying that.
Bro had the whole lake to ride his jet ski but he went to him
Imagine casualty fishing one day, and out of the blue here comes the jet ski right at you
Wtf 😂 the most classic last words
I managed to pause that at the moment of impact dude defo broke ribs if not more.
Yeah his left ribs are toast, probably has head trauma, probably broke his arm too.
Ouch
Good im glad
yeah I finally got it paused just right. that hurt pretty bad
According to reports, it was a 13yo driving it for the 2nd time and he was driving into the sun and didnt see the boat until it was too late. Neither person was injured.
Bro fished out the item that summon an angry speedboat enemy 💀💀💀
Damn,dude didn't even let him finish his statement "what tha.....
Man was trying to go back to the future.
He might have succed😂
He didn't hit that 88mph
Only hit 87mph
I hope he wakes up in the future cause that was brutal 😢
More like back to the abyss