Jasper Carrott - Insurance Claims REACTION
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
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Jodi and Nick react to Jasper Carrott. In this video, he does his famous insurance claims reading. People write down the most interesting things on their insurance claims forms.
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Who remembers funky moped
It was the Magic Roundabout that sold that single. Funky Moped happened to be the B side that could air on radio & top of the pops..
B side magic roundabout is what sold the single
Guilty as charged but then I remember "Bangers and Mash" by Peter Sellers and Sophia Loren from 1960.....😥😥
@@barryeva8862 BOING!
Who remembers "Defrauding the insurance guy" by Mike Harding?
OMG...lmao...Unfortunately for Jodi 'being tossed through the sunroof' is definitely a descriptive euphemism in the UK
😂😂😂 Maybe she needs to check out what 'being tossed' means in the UK!!!
Arr, good trick if you can do it, needs a long arm.
Come to the point people
Being tossed usually results in you ejaculating....not necessarily through a sunroof tho.
What memories this video has given me. I'm 59 and I can clearly remember sitting down with my dear Mum, now departed bless her, watching Jasper Carrot and the insurance claims, we laughed till we cried, it was decades ago but it honestly seems like just yesterday....I miss you Mum, hope we get to watch Jasper Carrot together again one day.
I saw in live just a few years ago after his Heart bypass and he came up with some new ones. Just as funny
Jasper Carrott published a whole book of real insurance claims in the 80s. There's a whole load more brilliantly bad reasons people had a accident!! 😂
"Tossed out the sunroof..." bad choice of phrase
Love Jodie’s reaction to the last claim statement. Couldn’t breathe by the looks of it…😂
I must say, I'm impressed with Jodi's attention to detail, even going to the trouble of dressing like a carrot.
I used to work in an Insurance Claim department we spent a lot of time laughing at these "Reasons for Accident" it was unbelievable what some people used to write!!
mate told me one
a cow landed on the roof of my car. utter merriment at the office
paperwork came in including a police report, photos of a car in a sunken lane with a cow spread eagled across the roof and a bill for a mobile crane to lift the cow off.
what could they do? cut a cheque
Absolutely loved seeing Jodi have a fit of the giggles 😂
'Ejaculate' used to be more versatile as a word before it became taboo: For example, it could also be used to mean "exclaim". I believe the word is used 23 times in the Sherlock Holmes canon with Sherlock alone being responsible for 6. So, I'm even sure if that Australian used the wrong word as much as it was just a very old Australian.
But I think we can assume it was "that" ejaculation - there was animal sex and "tossing" involved!
This is my favourite bit of his stand up, i'm glad you both liked it, but he has many more funny moments for you to find.
love jasper carrott his jokes never get old its been years since that episode of his i died back then and now iv died again the last one gets me
2 deaths in one lifetime - most impressive.
Jasper is my favourite comedian. so many great skits; The Mole, Magic Roundabout, Nutter On The Bus, Zits, BRMB Radio and setting light to your f^^ts. The great thing about Jasper is he never has to use profanity to get a laugh
Thanks for the suggestions.
That was hysterical. Not knowing the difference between ejected and ejaculated. My great-aunt told her family doctor that he was impotent to his face 😂😂😂. She meant impudent.🤦. He apparently said Oh my God I need to sit down. It's become the stuff of family legend.
So so glad you did this and so so glad you enjoyed it. Robin Williams was a legend, a brilliant funny kind man, loved him from the first time i saw him here on British TV in Mork & Mindy.
Jasper Carrot and ‘The Mole’ is a classic too
Jasper Carrott has been telling the same jokes since the 1970s. Luckily those jokes are timeless and still funny no matter how many times you hear them!
I first heard this routine in ‘91 (minus the last one with the kangaroos, because the BBC was more puritanical then than it is now).
Thanks for the reaction it was fun to watch especially Jodie's reaction to the last claim lol.
In the 1960s an English comedienne used to say, "... and I can safely say without fear of contraception ..." I think it was Beryl Reed or Thora Hird or similar vintage, and was an act where she constantly got words wrong.
You must watch the mole sketch jasper carrot uncensored not the animated version . Saw him as as a teenager and still love it now at 62 years . Laughs without swear and smut
So Sorry. We already reacted and recorded to the animated version. It will be posted maybe next week.
Sorry still great story /skit but the real jasper shows his facial expressions / story telling. If you get the chance watch it in your own time. I meant to say unrecorded not uncensored
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fantastic vid, fantastic reaction!! genius indeed
Exactly Jodie. Ejected. He needs to go back to English classes. Can you imagine the scenario. Asking someone for a word that means 'thrown out of the car?' and some numpty sad ejaculated. 😂
Ejaculate means to exclaim verbally, you ignoramus! Get back to school and tell them they released you by mistake!
And the next numpty says he was tossed!
Yes airplane fighter pilots would say they ejected through the cockpit in an emergency, loved some of these, nice reaction you two
greatest british stand up comedian ever
Just started watching your videos, but the Jasper Carrott sketch I think is really really funny has to be the psychopathic cat🤣🤣
Great stuff ! Grew up listening to Jasper. He's great!
Always love Jodi’s reactions
Jasper Carrot was in the tv series The Detectives, absolutely hilarious: you'll laugh out loud guaranteed..
In the Sherlock Holmes books there are 23 ejaculations of which 11 are accredited to Watson and 6 to Holmes, there was one occurrence of a man ejaculating from a second story window! Ejaculate used to means a loud exclamation in speech. There is a short QI clip that goes into it further.
There are a few in H.G Wells' work too.
I hope u do the mole, and the animated sketch that was done for it
So funny loved it.
HEY CARROT, they got on cowin bovril. 😂😂
Yes...the word is ejected.....lol
Love your videos guys. Keep up the good work 👌👌
If you are going to watch jaspers version of the magic roundabout, please watch a couple of the original M R episodes, it will make more sense of the characters
ejaculate lol. he was prolly an old school guy who thought he was using proper language to leave a good impression with the authorities, an educated man of good standing 🤣🤣
The mole story next please.
There are others: -
"I drove into a lamp post obscured by human beings"
"In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telegraph pole"; and perhaps my favourite,
"I put the car into gear, observed my mother-in-law climb into the passenger seat and then drove off the edge of a cliff". I guess we've all had times when we've felt like this regarding the mother-in-law! 😂
I think the one who hit the kangaroos meant to say ‘ejected’ rather than what they wrote 😂
I can’t believe someone would look at their statement and think ‘yeah that’ll do’
Guys, this reminds me, there are books with genuine kids and teens answers to school test questions. SO funny. I'll have to dig my book out and let you know the title, and a few quotes lol
One fun one - at one point an insurance company decided to define a Year as 12 months of 28 days, in order to have the year end before the accident
Some these really should have double checked their word choices ! I am forever getting autocorrected into strange or random comments !
I would suspect that there might be a supply of these from the US (possibly relating to Florida residents ?)
I think possibly the last one (the copulating kangaroos !) may have been careless use of English !
Two Liverpool lads have joined the army. After a month Jimmy is writing to his mother, when he asks his mate Bob how do you spell worrel? Bob says what are you writing, Dear mam can you send a pair of boots worrel fit us, Bob replies it’s Darrel fit us.
So good, you should checkout the one of complaints about peoples holidays to travel companies.
There is a lot of truth to what Jodi said.
Some people that seem the happiest are actually battling overwhelming personal demons and are very miserable on the inside but they fall into a certain type. There have been psychologist studies on this phenomenon and the same type of humour defence traits kept coming up.
People like Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, Will Smith etc who over exaggeratedly use comedy as a defence mechanism, always playing the clown, very performative in their humour tend to be unconsciously seeking acceptance continually and unrealisticly. They find themselves isolated and their facade is so honed by this point that none of their loved ones see it coming.
Jasper Carrott Golden Balls reactions is always a fun one 👍
You should watch The Detectives with Jasper Carrott and the Actor Robert Powell, hilarious!
Legend that is Jasper Carrot.
You need to look at his narrative on the Mole
She loves you, just not all of you! lol
What about the story of when Jasper was in a bar in New York and writing with some American friends he had met up with. He got a bit peckish and referred to a deli a few doors away. Off he trots and when he comes back, he complains that someone has nicked his pen. His friends are like what? You mean someone has scored it with a knife? Jasper is then like “what?” Everyone is totally confused. And for our American friends when something is nicked in the UK it’s been stolen, not attacked by a knife wielding maniac….lol
There is a episode of QI where the term "ejaculate" is referenced in "Sherlock Holmes", a must see. The term is an old version of eject.
working for the unemployment benefits go a call"
i am unable to attend my meeting on friday as my boss at work has covid and i have isolate"
If he got tossed out I think that’s the same thing 😂
Nick could not be more right. I knew the outcome before I had the audacity to put in my first Insurance Home Buildings Claim in the 40 years since I owned this house that I bought in 1983, on the very edge of South East London and Kent. The claim was for the extension roof that required maintenance and for those who do not realize, unless there is a "One-off problem" like a storm , fire or flood then you are not covered because 90%+ of Claims are rejected through "Wear and Tear". They always employ the loveliest, sweetest people to break the bad news to you, making it far less likely that you will rant and rave about the rejection. How does INSURANCE work? YOU pay the Premiums............. and that's it....😥
Please review Jasper's take on the magic roundabout.😅😅😅
Need tim vine!
Ejaculation also means to blurt something out, it's famously used in the Sherlock Holmes books.
fun man JASPER CARROTT music great😊
I used to work in insurance, so will never get it. There's a 50/50 chance I won't get robbed in my life, but if I get insurance it's 100%
The orange carrot is thought to have originated in 16th century Holland where the original red, purple, black, yellow, and white varietals were hybridised to today's bright orange, with its potent dose of beta carotene. Google.
Check out the series with him and Robert powelll called the detective’s , hilarious
I hope the Aussie who went through his sunroof is not the next James Bond...or we are all in trouble.👍🤗🇬🇧
I have to tell you my frinds claim, still makes me laugh 30+ years later.
He was driving on a tiny single country lane, on his left was a tall hedge on his right a large stone barn wall. 2 horses were infront of him so going extreamly slow. The hourses started going towards the gate to a farm which was attached to the barn, so they could pull in for him to pass. As the horses passed through the gate a turley belonging to the farm lost it and started charging the hourses to attack.
My friend was near the gate as the 2 horses backed out with one riderby now and smashed the front of his car to bits. I would love to have seen the first person who had to read that, they must have stopped the office saying "i'v got a good one" and started reading it. They did pay up.
TurLey - what's that?!
A dyslexic Chicken.@@Grithron2
True, everyone has a personal narrative that we all live by.
Sorry if I’m telling you something you already know, but are you aware that Jasper Carrott’s daughter Lucy Davis played Dianne in Shaun of the Dead and Dawn in The Office?
and that Jasper got £10,000,000 when he sold his rights to being a Co-Owner of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? :)
A woman claimed against Winnebago after a crash,... She was driving on Cruise Control and the hand book didn't tell her she couldn't go in the back to make a cup of coffee.
I'm having to admit, had a shifter of brandy, so very much enjoy your channel. 🇬🇧👵😃 yet Dover enjoy you to. X
How do you Deal with living in Dover..?
I think you mean a 'snifter' of brandy (as in a 'snifter' glass... 😎).
Hate self check, yet funny
Fun fact: This guy created the game show “who wants to be a millionaire”
Well done both❤️❤️can see this one really tickled you Jodi, right up your street I would say😂🫶🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🙌🏽👍🏽
His dorters name is Henrieta. 😂❤
the man drawer michael mcintyre i dont think you have done that yet
Best to stick to comedians though.
@@Isleofskye what
@@scottosborne2915 He is as funny as Johnny Vegas, Jo Brand, Harry Hills, Phil Jupitus and Andy Bradbury,all of whom, considered themselves comedians/comediennes.
"Getting tossed" means something different in the UK !! Goes with the " ejaculation " comment!
The mole story please
It's ejected not ejaculate. I live in Melbourne and totally relate 😅
He meant ejected, not ejaculated..;. but hey, nothing surprises me any more. As for roos, you have to line them up in the middle of the bonnet\hood, best way to survive a collision...
Small World. I met a Guy with your name when I visited Oz from London around 15 years ago...
@@Isleofskye If it wasn't in Sydney it wasn't me. There are a few Whear's knocking around, not an overly common name though...
No, ejaculated is correct, as it also means to exclaim verbally. We can really see who the thickos are in these comments!
@@johnwhear9600 No problem.That;s amazing as his name was John, as well. Shame I didn't catch his surname***
***Forgive my London sense of humour,mate..:)
@@Ffinity Are you callin' me a thicko? Dems fightin' words...
Watch Jasper Carrot- The mole. 😁
Carat is gold, lol.
Carat is also a variant spelling of karat, which measures the purity (but not the weight) of gold. Google.
Nick is so cool. Jodi is so beautiful. What a couple.
Ejecting maybe
ejected
Yes
EJECT 👍
What do you know about Moles? - Ask Jasper
You do very short clips is it to avoid copyright requirements or are you just mean
If you're looking for some classic old school British comedy, then I would higly suggest Freddie Star and his Vincent sketch.
Thanks. We have already reacted to it. Its on the channel
What happened to Phil cool
Ejaculated! As English teachers hopefully, you're not teaching A Sign of Four to a bunch of 14/16 year olds! 🙈
EJECTED
Ejected ??
Who read A little zit on the side ???
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If your Gonna do more jasper Carrott I have only 2 words gor you. The mole
carrot carrott what about erb erb not someone belching HERB erb rivit erb carot herb
Never trust a woman who says I love you.
When she suggested you needed to lose weight given the impression that you are fat, is that what they call a Freudian slip?
Please don't talk about them. While we were making love my wife said, "Yes! Oh yes! Oh my God Sigmund!!"
Comedians did benefit concerts of Amnesty International and one is called "The Secret Policeman's Other Ball". This was done in 1981
I have the VHS for it and Jasper does that skit there... He's been doing the same routine all this time.
He even did it at an Oxford University debate over who had the funnier comedy - the US, or the UK
It is because of this continual unoriginality that I do not like him at all
The only annoying thing was you two
Stop talking and just play the clip
It’s a reaction. If you just want the clip watch the original video.
Sorry you can't understand English read by Brummie trying to do an Australin accent.