This Guy Had A 3% Chance Of Surviving This (SO LUCKY)
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“Dang superman that ho- that water” 🤣
Lol I’m seeing if I’m only one that heard that
dangmattsmith be sounding like a 3-round burst at the begining,, lol
I like how he just carelessly slapped Bambi
Get that confederate flag out of here
I love when he roasted the raindeer😭🤣❤️
😂😂😂😂😂
NO ONE:
ABSOLUTELY NO ONE:
MATT: roasting everyone
dxadly._ death yup
ikr im just waiting for him to roast one of us lol
@Julissa Navarro YES VERY COOL..
Racism, oh wait no
@@nasihavila4137 huh?
When you don’t know what to say: UHH I- POTATO!!
You called?
:0 potato god?!
Bruh
Foxo Boxo simp
TOMATO!!
“interview to go to jail“ thay got me lol
I'm not crazy matt,I'm scared of everything XD
same
same
Dang Matt Smith just roasts random people when they do weird stuff
He really said, “Superman that ho- I mean uh pool” lmao
same XD
XD
Yup. But it doesn't matter. He's still a really good CZcamsr.
@Naqiyba Thomas how do ypu know bail ey payne
Best person in the entire universe
Who else was like that’s a moose not a reindeer
Me
Me Too!
no, its an elk
Me toooo
Nope
MY GOSH HE ALMOST HuRT HIS SELF IN THE POOL JEEeEEEeES
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0:52 Him: Talking about rudolph
Also him:*shows picture of Bambi*
Dangmattsmith: "Roasting a Reindeer"
Me: "Why does that sound like RandR
Lol
Oh wow new way to spell raindeer "reindeer". *REIN*
@@adnanad4711 it was always spelled reindeer
The deer is angry because Santa told him that Christmas air travel is cancelled
But it's a business trip
No more Christmas for ruldogh
Its a elk not a deer
soo right
I really got hyped by the metallica tho
Say this to your crush “hey you got a pencil because I wanna erase your past and write our future” but like the cringe
;-;
I'm white but I agree most times it's you know my color people doing stuff like this
Me too
Me too
Me too
I'm brown so that's good
I’m pink
Whoever Reading this
Your skin isn't a paper don't cut it
Your body isn't a book don't judge it
Your heart isn't a door don't lock it
Your life isn't a movie don't end it
You're beautiful
Be you
(By the way I am also a small youtuber)
I didn't create this quote
What do you want me to do about it?
Pls help me to 3k.
Drew 14 I need help getting to 30 subs
@Josie Zepeda me too
@@expensivedruid8332 24th sub
How many times he got surprised
👇
nnnnnnnnnnn fuke
@Lenard kyle Ramos yeah
Omg when Matt was like wut are you doing in the mud, I kinda was a little heart broken, but then I remembered not all people go to mudbogs, THAT WUT U SUPPOSED TO DO BRUUH😂😂
Lol ikr
Keep rewinding from zero seconds to when he says whoo and just see how funny it is 🤣🤣
Dang dogs name should be Michael Jackson. "Hehe" 😎
😂😂😂
We shall not name him Michael Jackson. if you know, you know😳
Michael Jackson made a song called thriller
😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
I dunno wuts goin on in yalls brains but I was just thinkin ot could he Michael Jackson 🤦🏼♀️😑🤷🏼♀️
Black guy: exists
Matt: BLACK MAN
LMAO
Bruh
Idk if that is racist but it sounds racist. I hope your the right skin color to say that
Hello Matt,...
BLACKYMAN
3:07 lol I have a white snake named Melaih and she's the sweetest thing ever to me lol.
I even have a *cat* so I guess not all snakes are bad :^ ♥
Ye. I had a snake in my backyard. Sadly my dog killed him :(. Rest in peace snake junior 2018(I think)-2019
Hunter Stewart bad doggo
@@microooo good doggo
The second clip with a CZcamsr his CZcams is so low flow he does crazy flips like Dad when he he does his best friend and they do backflips together so gorgeous x in them scribed✌✌✌💙
So u from area 51?
The times he said “U BETTER GET THAT OUTTA HERE”
👁👄👁
♾
✨
👇🏻
Do you got a problem with that iiMxxnlight_Dxrkvxbes
Matt: Don’t mess with snakes
Me: but my school is full of them 😳✌️
U mean most of the girls?
Damn straight it is
Do you watch Naruto dang Matt smith
o my god really o_o
Haha so good to live in the Caribbean where u friends with the whole grade
Ayo the beginning already made me bursting into laughter 🤣
3:05. Me who tamed and nursed a garter snake back to health by 'messing with it'
1:40
Matt: I like how he has that Michael Jackson shirt
Edit: "Hee hee" intensifies
Shammmmmmmooone
The Dislikes are The Reindeer’s Friends After he got roasted
. d regards 4da' scull
Tottley 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
True
Ok but this-
Notice how only one of these people is black
“ Get That Outta Here “
-Dangmattsmith- 2020
Oh man that moose angry geese 🤣
Dangmattsmitt : * talks about the pluses*
Me: WAIT BUT WHEN MY SISTER WANTS ONE AND MY MOM SAID ITS SOLD OUT???
This is how many times he said *get that outta here*
2:40
Why is the dang corgis sold out? I can’t buy one :(
There were only 200
All the roasts I see in every video gets me lol 😂
Matt: there’s probably a killer out there * It shows scream*
Me: Hey that’s what I was for Halloween!.....Wait..
Brooke Barry HEY WHY U COPY ME
I’m a girl xd
@Ivanka Elise u really don't understand a joke😐
Me too!
everyone in the comments: Don’t lie who else is a FAN of Matt
me: bye homework hello matt :)
Ava Zhang it’s summer and it’s bots saying that
Yeah
I been a fan and a subscriber for abt 3 or 4 years now
SIMMMP
Y u still have hw? U homeschooled or something?😬😧💁
Smith: roasting a reindeer
Also smith: yeets Bambi
I love the one with the deer it made me laugh so hard I almost Peed myself
Americans: freak out over almost getting bit by a snake
Australians: have Robert Irwin (Steve Irwin’s son) who allows snakes to bite him and does not flinch.
Canadians be like: we have barely any poisonous snakes here so we Gucci
Elk bro
Dang matt Smith uploads video
Everyone: what comment can I write that will get a million likes
Do you play fortnite well if yes add me on fortnite sootymeadia1
Lol
I know your gonna be a lot of likes
Not me
Comments don't get a million they only get thousands.....
I went in a car crush and thanked god I didn’t die
@OneEye00 , xd
I went in a car crash and thank god I didn't died *
Doesn’t anyone kinda miss when Sarah kaynee and matt make videos together 😭😭 or is it just me
This is how many times dangmattsmith said get that outta here look at the likes
Dua Pireva 10 times👍 😂😂
A lot more times
28 times 😐
@Davina
69. *n i c e*
Matt:that raindeer look like it’s tryna kill him ......me:bruh this is a drag
Reindeer* Sorry, I had to
@@blueberrythecutie106 Too, sorry, I had,too
@@LiterallyMichael2935 well actually the person was right-
Sorry I had to
@@nolifegirlie ok. Lol ur name
I’ve watched a lot of CZcams vids and people have called elk a moose and now a reindeer/ caribou O-O
7:11, this guy on that redbull
hey, just wanna say have an wonderful rest of your day folks!❤️
read my bannerrr
xddd
“People get rEAlY close to NoT sURvIvInG”
Me: it’s called life bOO
Matt:*snake jump* woww
Me:*drop my tablet and break the screen* ahhhhhhhh
You r lie you didn’t break the screen
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
@Riding the Sidelines with Brady 🤬
@Riding the Sidelines with Brady shut up
@Riding the Sidelines with Brady NOW
"Dont get the beer wet!"
Meh:Is he having a MUDBATH?
I love your channel and videos😍
roodalf was angry cus da guy was like " I got your nose" and he was LIKE NOPE!!
I love michael rest in peas king of pop😔😭❤
That's how we southerners roll. 😂
Mat*supper man that ho- i mean water*
Everyone *smooth 10000000000*
4:02
I shoot my friend with the 90 calibre and he wouldn’t get. Up why isn’t he getting up?
Umm... Yeah, there ain't no way your friend is alive if you shot him with a gun that powerful.
Uhhh I think your friend is sleeping I think putting him or her down the toilet would wake your friend up
Why 😢is he DAED
Mihla Radebe uhhhhhh maybe
Oh never mind my German Shepherd killed all my friends well time to go on a killing spree with my dog I have all my guns and I gave him sharp teeth . so you better get running
Remember don’t so drugs or investigate stay at home get your snacks and watch dang Matt smith.
That Rudolph is Savage man
I only have a 3 per- 0 Percent chance of being early enough to get likes
This makes no sense.
I liked my friend
Actually if you read it a few times it does
I thank you for your time
This reaction is so fun thank you for doing this ❤️
Dangmattsmith is the master of roasting
snake:STOP TOUCHING ME AND DON'T TOUCH MA EGGS
Covid 19: haha haha imma kill you 😂
Rudolph: what did you say
Rudolph: *runs to kill Covid-19*
COVID-19: run!
@Yusuf Eltalkhawy *Processing data file* character _§åýoŕı_ removed. Encrypting character files. Character _ýųří_ removed. Character _ņāť§űķį_ removed. Commencing just monika sequence.
Message to all those Dangmattsmith fans: *You're nice unique and awesome. Have a wonderful day!*
Unique is the word for it
9:49
matt:GirlLLL you better get that out of hear
me:but that a GUY...
matt:...
matt again:👀....yA SurE....
This is how mani times math says : get that out heer
II
👇🏾
When Matt say upside down I was thinking did he say demegrodon or mike from stranger things
My mom ran over a snake once in our driveway when I was in second or third grade, I used a shovel and put it in the dumpster😂
The 2nd one with the ok dad😂
Dang Matt Smith my dad handled a non-poisonous snake
Then it’s not cool
Some people say random things and get lots of likes on their comments sooo....
I like turtles 🐢
Welp, I gues this failed.. for now
I like trains
I like killing ppl(ima creepypasta)
Jessmyqueen Adkins nice
@@stanced-_-shah ye
I almost died from getting bit by a rattlesnake and I had my dog who saved me from the snake
hahahhhaahhhhhaaaaaa
Did the the snake bite your dog? Was your dog okay?
@@valerielippert2905 what
The boy who flipped.
HIS NECK ALMOST WENT SKRRRRRR SKRRRRRR
*nobody liked that*
Dangmattsmtih roasting rudolph is gonna get him put on the naughty list...
THE COMMENTS ARE NOTHING BUT "DON'T LIE" AND "WHOS BEEN A FAN"
And then there's me...
Hello fellow Gacha user!
I use gacha
Ummm ok hi....
I'm not one of them 🙄
I don’t that 😬
“Who’s not a bOt for over a day”😇”
(yuhhh i copied a bot's comment and made it better)💙
Pls help me to 3k
I almost disliked but than I read the whole thing lol
@Riley Vangsakoun idk ●0●
yes ty for not being bot XD
I feel like the first one was a photo shopped reindeer lol
Matt: your life turned upside down (DEMAGORGAN pops up)
Me: YOU LIKE STRANGER THINGS :D
did matt say “but girlllllll, get that out of here” even tho it was a black man
RemyJV k
I’m not first
I’m not last
but when I see another dangmattsmith vid
I click fast
(Meh just wanna do this comment)
And it kinda rhymes
Ok we got it Shakespeare
Nice
The that was doing the stuff with the snake that his job to take care of reptiles
Dude I’m eating sunflower seeds lol
Me: ya I’m gonna be first!
ad:I’m gonna ruin this man’s career
I’m sorry I copied this poor man:(
Rokidtv Roblox ;-;
Cat Boi
Matt: “White people are crazy”
Me: “i’m not crazy”
Me again: “ok maybe a little
ZapperWolf i am also white and a little crazy because I almost crash my car everyday on the speed of 150
Dang
Harinder Vasdev •0•
yeah im really white but tan to
alma lopez lol :3
Jared Padalecki is chasing the people in the first video 😆 🤣
Yeah get that out of here 😂
Matt: roasting everyone
Me being a cheerleader: OOOOOOOOH ROASTED!
Do u know how the Car did still move in the mud Theres was a snorkel on the car did u see it Was in front of you
They should participate in the show called “I shouldn’t be alive”
You have the best jokes I always laugh when I watch you
The deest
0:33 that’s kinda the whole point of them
No
Bass Drum Flextime yes
@@angrypenguin2196 yes
Snake:moves
Me:Running for mi LiFe
My Sister:You are crazy you need HeLP
Matt got those puns in @•2020• when I existed
Leave the snake alone when she's just trying to protect her babies
First
Hey I'm early!
Bots: imma bout to end this mans career
The person who yeeted in 2 the water almost scraped his spine
When he calls a moose a reindeer