Bob and Wade are Terrible People
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Mark laughs as Bob and Wade explain how they would be the absolute worst humans in an emergency situation.
Animated By ► / @haricz
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Bob and Wade are the definition of "Every man for himself!"
@Jack Wrath Jack Wrath is shit. Markiplier’s content is better 😂
Yeah Mark would never be like that. He'd probably want to see what his body can handle so he probably just wants to swim all the way back to shore. Then again, knowing he has a fear of the water...maybe not xD
I’m better than Markiplier
I am a god!!! All CZcamsrs bow to me!!! I am the g.o.a.t.
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Bob was the charisma/ stealth option
Wade was the wild wasteland/ chaos option
hi bryce I Wanted to ask if you did this telegram thing this guy is talking about
and if it was real
@@wkk4d No that is a scam. DO NOT CONTACT THEM
Lol wild wasteland
@@wkk4d it's a scam
I love how in Bob’s scenario, he assumes that the person who’s clothes he stole actually fit him. It’s funnier to think he has on a uniform that’s way too small.
Especially since we're trying to find clothes for a six-and-a-half foot tall, three hundred pound man.
Wait you're telling me it doesn't work like in hitman?
maybe this is is a specific ship that only hires people who are absolutely gargantuan, so bob is going to fit it.
imagine if all the crew is like... size zero in womens lol
Biggest crew member: "I'm in danger 😅"
Bobert: *Stealth tactics*
Wade: *Murder tactics*
I love them so much
Bob is the nice one
@@gilosjemalfred3520 Knocking someone out on a sinking ship
@@erlenmeyer4810 Compared to Wade, who burnt down an already sinking ship, and drowned a whole family to selfishly escape, yeah I guess Bob is the nice one
same
The ship sinking with wade staring at your soul... it's just incredible.
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It's like that one meme with the little girl staring at you, smiling, while in the background a gas station is on fire
CZcams should do something about theSE BOTS HOLY SHIT.
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Honestly, both of them had such genius answers, they could have totally survived titanic
If only the protagonists did this
@cc Says the person who can't even spell their name right
I am Markiliar!
I'm stupid 😂 also don't reply to the bots just report them
I’m better than the bot >:D
Bob: starts off relatively innocent
Wade: *so I'll go start a fire*
Ah yes, when I think of innocence I think of knocking someone out to steal their clothes
@@volom6473 That'd literally be the first thing I'd do
@@volom6473it is that or die
Bob:Agent 47
Wade: *MEET THE PYRO*
This and Wade's "I finish unloading the fucking car dude" had me in tears.
YES!! Ive relistened to that so many times 😂 hilarious everytime
When did he say it?
@@Adam-018 its a distractable episode, "whos the worst"
@@sho0tingstar918 thank u
Those damn kids should've helped!!
How both Bob and Wade come up with the most funniest solutions on the spot is beyond me.
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@Jack Wrath BRO IM ACTUALLY DEAD
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I suspect it's from years of experience. One of the greatest talents a CZcamsr can have is improv, and the longer you're on CZcams. The better you get.
I love how Wade stares into your soul as his single hair blows in the wind
Pure Genius
Lmfao i didn't even see the hair, thank you
Bob: pretend to be a crewmate.
Wade: SABOTAGE!!!
Hello handsome,how are you doing?
Underrated comment 🤣
A..... am.... among us?
I wish more of distractible got animated. These animations are always hilarious.
^ 🤖
@Sir Walter Underbridge
I agreed
I absolutely love that Wade’s one single hair is majestically blowing in the wind lol great attention to detail there 😂
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CZcams have a serious problem with Bots.
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OMG I rewatched several times but still missed that detail! So good!
Bob: when stealth is required
Wade: when stealth is optional
😐
mark: alright, you're going down a boat, what do you do-
bob: i knock the nearest crew member unconscious
wade: COMMIT *_ARSON_*
Bob: Commits Assault and Potential Murder
Wade: Commits Arson and DEFINITE Murder
average dnd party
There is a lesson here:
DO NOT GO ON A CRUISE WITH BOB OR WADE!!!
That is the lesson.
I'll happily go on a cruise with Bob! He's a strong, virile, handsome chap who knows how to save about ten people and himself at a moments notice. Bob has his head on straight.
unless there is an equal amount of lifeboat/person ratio lmao
WADE WANT BOAT CRUISE
Especially wade
But then you get to be on a cruise with the them, I'd say it's worth the risk, you just need to find a way to make yourself useful to them :P
The animation for Markiplier perfectly encapsulates him
Mark's laugh is one of the most contagious I've ever heard. It makes me smile or laugh every time
It really is contagious
I'm picturing, while Bob is going through his plan, Wade's in the back, starting his chaos
Bob just described an entire spy scene as his answer while wade just described a murder scene and just leaves
10k likes thanks so much
Well Bobs was potentially a murder too since he knocked someone out as the boat was sinking
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dude whats with all these bots lol
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These animations never fail to brighten my day…
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@@Amr-vp4iq Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter bro
@Beast 😈 no I am
The singular hair blowing in the wind on Wade's head as he makes his getaway is fantastic
Bob:long planning has adjustments to not be suspicious
Wade: *war crimes*
This Animation style is so incomprehensibly amazing, I am at loss of words for how to describe it.
@Beast 😈 sure
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I am a god!!! All CZcamsrs bow to me!!! I am the g.o.a.t.
Yeah, Bob's JoJo pose, wow. They are really good. 1:32
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Can we appreciate the animation? Tooncee and Haricz really did a stand out job as always.
Yeah! It's so fun and the attention to detail is incredible
I love that situation so much. Our first immediate (and obvious) thought was that he was just gonna force his way into a lifeboat, then he comes up with a complex, yet simple, plan involving a disguise, acting and discreetly escaping. The only thing that beats a situation as thought up as that, is another situation that starts immediately WITH FIRE.
I love how wade lights a fire where Bob hit the unconscious body. This animation is top tier, absolutely love it!
Wade setting the body on fire made me choke from laughing so hard.
I like the idea that Bob and Wade are on the same boat doing their things.
2:48 Disaster Wade, Not to be Confused With Disaster Girl
their friendship is so chaotic i love it
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This was one of my favorite podcast episodes and was so damn fun to listen to.
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@Beast 😈 No, no you are not.
Bots 😂
I haven't listened yet. What's the title?
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Love the detail that everyone Bob helps "save" looks traumatized from the experience and more scared of him than the ship sinking!🤣🤣
Bob is like the perfectionist antagonist and Wade is the simple antagonist but both of them are evil I'm proud of you two ❤️
How are you doing?
Regular Friends: Always have a good time hanging out.
Markiplier and his friends: Leroy Jankins!
I LOVE THESE ANIMATED DISTRACTIBLE STORIES THEY NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH
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@@dailyquann shut
I love how the two scenarios are connected, like wade lights the bush that Bob threw the guards unconscious body into.
2:16
~~Body fire (This is a normal thing to do~~)
Bob: pretends to be a crew member, throws random people in a boat and sails off with those random people.
Wade: Lights a fire over a sinking boat, and casually murdering a family.
Mark: WADE WINS SOMEHOW!
He wins because of a higher kill count.
@@yamihikarilightdark9 welcome to the kill count where we count the victims in all our favorite horror movies
It was the game "Morals or No morals" and who does the least moral things wins. That's how Wade won.
And now you, YOU, oh yes, you better ..... listen to the Distractible podcast so then you'll know why things happen and will make new jokes 'cause you'll have all the answers!
@@complex2live I'll give the golden chainsaw, for coolest kill to Bob, who kill a crew member to be a crewmate , a sussy crewmat- , dull machete for lamest kill goes to everyone on the ship, but we didn't get to see them die
You know it's gonna be good when it's animated
Commenting here so bots don't take over
@@deathpac1to131 Thank you 😂😭
@@deathpac1to131 thank you so much
One of the funniest episodes to date. Wade's answer at the end of the scenario involving the beach trip got me for a week
I love how wades fire was completely unnecessary for the rest of his plan 😂
When I saw that title I thought there was some terrible drama going on between the trio but then I looked at the thumbnail and I sighed in relief!
same lol
Same
I love how fluid these animations are! Keep ‘em coming!
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1:33 strong bob is making me feel things
I'm starting to have mixed feelings here
Oh lord
1:41 I'm laughing way to hard this whole 20 seconds
I love the different takes they have been doing with Distractable hosting 😂
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Gotta say. Major props to the Animator bringing this bit to life! Can't wait to see more!
The way he hits the crew member with an entire person 😂
Love how Wade explicitly helped the family get in the boat just to kill them anyways
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I love how wades story continues on from bobs as he lights the fire of the guy that bob stashed in the bush
Bob: Neutral Good
Wade: Chaotic Neutral with allegiances to Chaotic Evil
*Bob: Neutral Evil with a Lawful lean.
*Wade: Straight-up Chaotic Evil.
Seeing the Stranger Things kids made me laugh lmao, and the animation is great!!!
The fire was literally unnecessary 🤣🤣
Hello Danny
How are you doing?
The art style of this animator is SO AMAZING! I love how they caricature the boys and capture such great expressions!
Words cannot describe how happy it makes me to see Tooncee's style in these videos
Bob and Wade's answers are literally just the "stealth is an option" meme
Bob's idea was actually genius wth-
These animations never fail to enlighten my mood lmao
0:22 Ah yes just a casual Stranger Things exorcism on a sinking ship.
that is honestly such a genius idea to ANIMATE "casual" conversations as they happen, really makes everything more natural than i bet a lot of other animations out there, and actually kinda eye-opening when ya think about it cause of the unexpected and funny stuff being said
You know I wasn't expecting this clip to be animated... But after seeing the video, there could not have been a better choice
Never been earlier in my life! Early squad, UNITE!
SLAY
Here!
@@merej_yt Cringe
I AM HERE FOR THE UNITING
@@merej_yt and I hope your curse works to 😊
2:42 man pulled the kieki style
One of my favorite episodes, AND one of my favorite parts animated as well… it’s beautiful! Thank you!
My cheeks always hurt once these animations videos end because of how much I'm smiling
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my cheeks always hurt since i watch these videos with my bf
Yesssss , I love those animated shorts!!!
Justice for Bob, he should've won! 🤣🤣
0:16 Sad Tooncee and Haricz (the animators) knowing all hope is lost cause their on Mark's ship.
"What would you do, if you are on sinking Titanic?"
Bob: Beat out man, until he's unconscious, get his uniform, play like you're a crewmate, flawlessly accord to plan, leave
Wade:Set man on fire-
I always wonder how Bob and Wade's thought process goes through these situation.
Oh brother.
Imagine having a not so fun day and thinking I’ll let you have a bad day?? Come see some funny content that will 100% change your mood and put a smile on your face 😊🌟🫶🏼
Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter bro
I mean, Wade DOES kind of have a point about the fire, chaotic as it is. Ship's already sinking, so it's not like you could screw it up MORE somehow. Plus, it's technically self-contained : I mean, the water is gonna put it out soon anyway...
this has got to be my favorite distractible animation out of all of the distractible animations
Bob: Chaotic Neutral
Wade: Chaotic Evil
It's always fun seeing Mark do an animation vid
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I am a god!!! All CZcamsrs bow to me!!! I am the g.o.a.t.
These animations are always bangers. Love the team and their hard work each time. Quality content right there!
Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter bro
This was perfect. Absolutely love it. Can’t wait for the next one as I imagine it takes a while to put these together. We all appreciate it ❤
So glad this has finally here! I just knew this was gonna be animated. Absolutely loved this episode. I listened so hard to it.
Ahaha!!🤣 I thought this was going to be an audio clip (which would have been great enough to hear again), but to find these answer gems animated? Even better! Love the amazing animation! 😍
I LOVE these animations !
I can't express how much I love the animations!! They're absolutely fantastic
Gotta love the inadequately placed lifeboat on the bow of the ship.
I genuinely need Mark to hug me and tell me everything is going to be okay
Bro u know who else who makes videos that are also entertaining ? Mine just like markiplier hundred percent u will die of laughter bro
Me: *Doing smth important*
Mark: *Posts A Animation*
Me: HOL' UP I NEED TO WATCH THIS SHIT!!!
How are you doing handsome?
@@sophiarichard2101 Bad.
“So…I go and I light a fire 😃 🔥”
gah i love this art style sm its so good and well animated
I love these animated stories, their honestly funny and interesting. I want more.
The animations are just soo detailed, I don't know what to laugh about more.
That was great! The animators did a great job :) their art style is so fun!
mark when he sees a gud bag of takis 2:58
On Mark’s game show you’re required to break your legs so u r shorter then he is, now ur able to compete, and he won’t be little angy baby
I love these animations. They make the episodes so much better than they already are because you have a visual of what's going on.
Thanks for this sick looking animation and the privilege to hear Mark talk. Here for it
Branding this as a gameshow is very clever.
Wade never ceases to… concern me.
0:17 wow no way is that the lethal company alarm when you get fired
Mark and not reading tutorials are such a sacred thing, if he actually read one he'd singlehandedly kill the universe
Amazing Mark. Pure gold. Haricz and lixian are the best
I love these videos because they’re funny and interesting ❤