N*FW store owners, best excuses you've seen customers use to buy a toy?
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Fellas, remember: If you're walking into a store that sells those kind of products, don't be ashamed to buy, don't make excuses. If they weren't comfortable selling it, they wouldn't sell it.
Doesn't the problem of buying those products lie exactly on showing up to buy that?
@@airam1721 i don't really think so. Everyone's got their needs. If nobody was supposed to buy those kinda things, they wouldn't be made, or would be made illegal.
@@emrickazor2610 not that, it's the person getting extremely awkward due to looking someone in the face and buying a vibrator and specific ropes from them. I would NOT go there for this reason, even if I decay into a degenerate in the future (nearly aroace, this means that if I get normal levels of libido, I'll need to be a degen first)
Fr that’s the best answer. If people look at you weird for buying toys, they’re immature. And probably jealous 😁
@@felinepeople Yeah I mean like, is it any of their business?
Like how does it negatively effect people? It's not their life, money, or business.
“I am not gay I am just into Latino guys 💔”
“Men on my Latino thighs”
@@Stelthily bro 😭
I misread this as “I am not gay I am just Latino guys 💔”
@@Hatch8tortugaanimeishon Is he gay or just Latino?
It’s hard to guarantee.
semi-related story: one time i was in a spencer’s with some friends when this kid about my age came up to me and started doing that weird type of offhand bullying that high school boys do- he held up a toy and was like to me “will you buy this for me pleaseeeee?? it’s my birthday im a birthday boy!” i told him to go to hell and then made eye contact with his friend who looked like he felt bad, so his attempt at apologizing to me was throwing his hands up and going “hey im just here for the tentacles man” ive never laughed so hard in my life lol
What is offhand bullying?
I dont get it what did he ddo wrong?
@@gingercat77977like, acting like youre not bullying someone, but you’re still pressuring them into doing something for them
@@gingercat77977 it’s kinda hard to explain if you haven’t seen it- it’s like when they say something like i described and it makes it seem like they’re trying to be friendly but you can tell by their tone that they’re trying to be an ass to you. veryyyy common in high school nowadays
@gingercat77977
It's like hazing but not prolonged or physical.
Similar to most forms of bullying, it involves putting a spotlight on a group or individual to get a reaction, however it's usually not for personal gain or egotistical purposes, and instead for humor.
As shown in this story, after the reaction, it stopped, unlike most forms of bullying.
It's like making offensive jokes without offensive intent, if someone shows they are actually offended or hurt, that specific joke wouldn't be used again.
At least, that's my interpretation based on the usage I have heard and seen. It's actually a combination of "bullying" and "offhand". An offhand remark is modified from remark, and offhand information is modified from information. These terms can be used differently depending on the context. The context here seems to fit with my definition.
There's no real or official definition from what I can find, and this is just from my experience in hearing the term, meaning it may be used differently in different areas or cultures that I am not familiar with.
While it's not usually harmful, I assume it's similar to hazing in the sense that it's not personal, but can still be harmful depending on the situation.
TLDR:
It's a form of bullying that is not personal, and not meant to be taken personally. (Similar to hazing in some ways) Usually used for humorous intent, and not a serious intent to hurt someone.
"My boyfriend and I"
"I was single at the time"
what
I caught that too it confused me😭
i think she meant that she was single at the time of her diagnosis, and NOW has a boyfrien and a reason to look into adult fun time
The inflatable sheep is real. My ex bought one for his friend's birthday. There's a couple of places to purchase them.
Umm perchance you could allocate me to the website of your findings, preferably for the smaller sizes.
Must be a hot seller in the UK
@@Frank_wow ??
@@MrInternFTLGee, I wonder why...
@@nicholas5129 As someone who lives in the UK i know why
Story 14… guy should’ve had the cops called on him. He’s clearly a rapist. This is horrific… 9:45
Exactly, he admitted to premeditated sexual assault. He probably bought stuff from another store and did it anyway.
My thoughts exactly
If you're going to censor "not safe for work" how are we supposed to know it's inappropriate?
I don't know I'm just gonna start watching these at work to find out
fr 😞😞😞 thought it said not unsafe for work in the title and played it for my boss 💔💔💔
Watching this at work rn
being real though, this guy said he does it for dramatic effect
Who said sex had to be dangerous for work bro
Imagine making an excuse to the seller on why youre buying the product theyre selling and want to sell. Its like a man buying condoms and saying, "they didnt have waterbaloons next door so im improvising".
Why do people even bother, if you came in, they already know why you’re there 🤷♂️
cuz half the time they’re stores like spencer’s where that’s not the only thing there, and with spencer’s specifically sometimes it’s kids since it’s in their policy to allow that and they make excuses, which is fair enough.
First time I went to one with my best friend we were so shy and awkward and the lady was shocked when we asked for lube. “OHHH! Um yeah I recommend this” and she kept looking us up and down. Apparently the pair of early 20s punk guys being gay was the most shocking thing she’d seen lol. Her and the other lady was super Chill though we probably looked like two lost children xD
I think i'd like working in an adult store. I'm not judgemental and it would be chill
*I want to like, but the number is too perfect for the occasion, I mustn't be the one to ruin it*
Yea same, and anytime i see someone stutter becaus acward i will say "trust me, if i where in your posision i would feel the same but to be honest in my posision i couln't care less what you do with it"
@@juliaKoenderink Yeah i'm a chill/jokey guy. I'd make em feel at ease and i'd just be there to get paid. Everyone has their kinks 🤷♂
just try to avoid spencer's. it's a 50/50 on whether its actually chill or you get a manager who's always doing things down to the book. in my experience that area can be chill, i just did not have any of the experience to actually assist customers because im asexual.
I’d be awful. I’d just laugh😭😭
3:20 . We need those pretty much everywhere
Some things are better not to
nsfw doesnt need to be censored
youtube often takes down videos with nsfw in the title as it’s a nsfw free site
@@rumoured_vampire pfft
Story 12 has got to be my favorite lmao
What is my asexual ass doin’ watching this😭🙏
Funny how I used to be aaexual, I still can relate to the feeling lmao.
same here lmfao, no clue how i got here
Yeah, how tf does my asexual ass keep watching these things 🥰
@Simp666_urmom the reason I did way back was to try and learn why and what people feel.
'Cause they're funny as hell!
(Fellow ace here)
I went to a Spencer’s once with my bf to look around at the back, I was completely fine and had no shame because it’s Spencer’s while my bf was extremely shy and embarrassed to be in the back. A worker came to the back and asked how is everything to us and I smiled and said everything is good, my bf on the other hand is looking at the floor and ceiling and said “damn this floor is really flooring. Did they renovate the ceiling?”. Worker got a laugh and I giggled at him.
$40 is $40
I heard a story from a friend, so idk how exaggerated or modified it is, but due to it being pretty inconsistent each time he tells it, I assume some details were at least modified. Especially saying it was used to make a punchline for an ongoing inside joke.
My friend was trying to find a specific item in the place of someone who was too embarrassed to go in person. He eventually ended up in a tough situation where he realized the item in question wasn't on the shelves despite still being in stock according to a website for the store. He decided it would be funny to come up with a wild excuse, and see how many details he could modify before it was noticed.
He asked the cashier about the item, and said it was "Because the material the item was made of happened to be important as it wouldn't react to a certain acid I'm using as a hobbyist chemist, and getting the proper equipment was more than 5× the price."
Surprisingly the cashier bought the story, idk if it was professionalism or not, but in my friends words, "It seemed like they were completely convinced."
Upon getting the item, he switched it to "The shape is perfect for the robot I need to make"
At checkout, he then said, "Thanks, I'm sure my boss will go crazy when I enter this to the raffle prizes."
Which finally earned a laugh. He than revealed the actual purpose, and it was all good.
But according to him, the first switch was completely unnoticed. Either this was an impressive use of charisma or the cashier just didn't react. I would love to hear the story from the cashier's side but It'd be pretty awkward to enter the store and not buy anything, and I don't have a use for anything in that store, which was specialized around the items in question.
For anyone wondering, the inside joke punchline was "And the cashier STILL didn't say your name [to another friend in the conversation]"
Nobody will get it, and that's why I love inside jokes.
Got one to prank my friend once. I simply didn’t say anything.
considering that people advertised their pokemon plushies that also have a anatomically correct fleshlight attached. nsfw toys based on animals and other such things are not illegal,
In terms of human to Pokemon-
@@Jesus-q1u The power of *GOD RAINS DOWN UPON YOU*
I’ll never buy stuff like this but I respect people and don’t judge.
4:08 bad dragon : 👁👄👁
NO NO NO NO NO
I never need an excuse to buy Marvel Legends
You could get a mafex that puts them to shame. More expensive, yes, but the quality on them is insane.
I went to Spencer’s just to buy a hat if that counts
This isn’t really a story or a story at all about a customer in an adult store but I thought I’d share this because it involves a adult store and I thought it was kinda weird. The elementary school I went to as a kid had an adult store right across the street and was visible from the school entrance
Bro went to school with BrewStew. 😭
you don’t have to explain yourself dw bro haha
Oh, no. Kids must've been giggling about it all day. XD
That's either horrifying or convenient, depending on the context.
And I thought my nearest adult store was weird for being next to a Christian high school
If you are to accidentally fall and slip on a phallic shape like a shampoo bottle make sure it has a base so it doesn't get stuck
Nickname checks out
Help is ur name about Griffith
Pfp checks out
@@The_BlOb it happens to him all the time (not accidentally)
base, ment isisartuqonanuut.
Those professionals: be polite, be efficient. have a plan to please everyone you meet.
Engineer Gaming
@@engineergaming4384 *crank up that daft punk music*
“Self reporting” What.
Man's a furry
not s*fe for work
xD
Real
not *afe for work
I once buyed maracas in one shop and that scary laser gun looking vibrator (you know what i'm talking about) in NSFW shop right next door. That was my best life choise!
Honestly, it's really sad that so many people are taught to be ashamed of pleasure
I found a whole line of Special My Little Pony 'Flashlights' while trying to buy lingerie at a mall once, so I'm pretty sure stuff representing animals is, sadly, legal in the US
Still traumatized tho, poor Fluttershy 😢
NOOOOOO FLUTTERSHY.
4:11 UNDERSPARKED!!! BADDRAGON EXISTS FOR A REASON
When will the Bod Rgyon start existing, the Tibet shall finally have a Free Will.
Couple roommates and I dared eachother to go into the same s*x shop and buy something, I got away with a weed pipe with the Jamaican flag on it, loopholes are everywhere
Brave folks. The best my introvert ass can go for is an electric toothbrush.
The internet exists 👍 Lovehoney is a reputable store btw some defo look janky but lovehoney legit is just a normal online shopping experience that just happens to involve 'self love' stuff. They also have super discreet packaging which is great when u still live with ur fam and want to just claim it was a box of stationary 😂
They do really good sales too so it's defo worth a look
7:04 THATS GOLD
I work in such a store, my favorite is a guy who buys enhancement pills for his “uncle”, who he’s always on the phone with. He came in once “on the phone” with this uncle but we all could clearly the normal Lock Screen on his phone. Like dude we do this all day, idk why he’s embarrassed.
2:38 SIXTIES OR OLDER??? 😭😭😭
Edit: guys I’m sorry I didn’t know that 60 yo people did that-
I HAVEN'T EVEN WATCHED THE STORY BUT, WHAT?!
Edit: yeah, you'd be surprised for how many old people have sex dungeons lol🧍🏻
@@Brage.m3lon …😇
You think you just wake up one day no longer interested in sex?
@@BlackestEyes709 i- well-
I-ITS STILL WEIRD!!! 😭
@@ColorMen101 Lol yeah. I can't imagine finding the other 60 year old attractive
I actually would not mind working at a sex shop because I think we need more sex positivity in our life, however, there are creeps and weirdos out there who harass people that work "normal" jobs, so the amount of weirdos harassing sex shop workers is probably doubled or tripled. So I wouldn't risk it. It is a shame though, if it weren't for those creeps our society could be much more sex positive.
(This happened today)
So, I'm 15, right? I was walking around Spencers and screwing around. I was looking at the hats, and walked down the isle to see the hats at the end. I saw the back of the wall, and took a small side-eye to it and saw...it. The b*tt-plugs. There was a LITERAL South Park plug and I continued to browse the hats. An employee look at me and she said "So.. You lookin for something that peaks your special interests?" (The "'special interests" being 'baby making'). I said no, and I'm under-age. She apologised and and after I paid and was about to leave, she said "Come back when you're older." Uh.. thanks, but I'm asexual and have a gf.
[TLDR]
I saw the back of Spencers while being 15.
HELP NOT THE SOUTH PARK
spencers allows minors to buy toys fyi
@mushroomy9899 ik, my friend looked me dead in the eye and said (every so calmly) "I bought a butt harness"
@@supermarket_69 i’m going to the mall this weekend with my friend should i buy some stupid shit like that
@@mushroomy9899how? Isn’t it illegal?
the first one is just sad
This just makes me what go to an Adult Shop LMAO
longer!
ligma.
harder!
FASTER
😱
*STRONGER*
6:39 nahhh
The first story is so sad… what an awful husband
I've seen the blowup sheep at Spencer's. Def not illegal; it's a very silly item.
Once walked into one with some friends by complete accident.
We were in Glastonbury and on the outside it just looked like another of the typical crystal shops.
Once we realised what we just walked into, we spent a few minutes looking around and immaturely laughing at everything.
They had a section of pin badges that were sfw and i ended up buying one of cerberus and then we left.
To be honest, some of these excuses may be true. Imagine buying the gayest thing in the store and giving it to a buddy on april fools? That'd be legendary!
Please don’t say that a work is unsafe for work
Wow NSFW has to be censored now. No wonder my comments get strikes now.
it’s not rlly they just don’t wanna risk it
I checked I almost die with story 16 omg 😭
My car died right in the entrance / exit driveway of local adult store. There i was with the hood up trying to get it started as people that knew me drove by. How embarrassing lol
Never thought I’d see wholesome shit on a nsfw story thing,
Atrocious subtitles
nbr 13 was so wholesome lmao. 10/10 would want to interact with a clerk like that
nbr 15 that was NOT this soldier's first time stopping someone who wanted to go there
And if you don't know what a $20 doll looks like, there you go :
czcams.com/video/IN58Ma0crDA/video.htmlsi=E1rgVqz8Py3BWaRX&t=364
4:40 HUH
9:45 excuse me
"NSFW" but its actually a work
If people judge you for purchasing toys in public, they actually just wish they had your confidence 👍 especially the obligatory group of teens cracking jokes in the back of Spencer’s
I will tell on my self. First time it was "gift for wedding party"🤣 otherwise... You actually can chat with them, they are supper chill, will ask you if you like harder or softer, and acctually it looks interesting in there 😅
actually a good question coming from horned up reddit posts
Just hold up a sec, why tf are we censoring nsfw when it's already an abbreviation of a euphemism?? U think ppl are gonna see the s and think you've mortally offended 6 generations of their family? If this is because of the yt algorithm then it rly has all gone to shit lol
what is the background game?
lol
i wonder if these shops are rare in Europe.
I wouldn't necessarily say they are rare here, just mostly in parts of cities where you don't see them/already expect them
Nope
sooo what game is he playing
Doki doki literature club
Fear and hunger
h****i heros
i hope everyone knows these stories are made up by the person making the video
ehh sometimes, but it’s entertaining, so what’s it matter
@@mushroomy9899 for the most part it doesn’t matter but when theyre constantly telling crazy stories it makes me worry ppl who dont know any better will get the wrong idea about the world - for this specific video not really an issue, but the ones who tell a hundred different fake cheating stories they make me worry young people watching them will believe that cheating is the most common thing in the world
@@sswiftbreeze faiirrr i guess.
Mid comments disliked
5:27
W
this content looks too, tiktok-like...
youtube fell off
I hate that people always have to specify when it’s a trans woman. It’s not relevant to the story, it’s just “Oh look at this weird person doing weird things, aren’t trans people weird?” As if cis women don’t do the same shit
im at 14:20 rn i havent heard the word "trans" yet
ok it was at like 15:26, "always have to specify" im pretty sure that wasnt the first ever trans person in the entire video, fuck you mean always
Uh where does the video say this??
@@Abi-Grey8 in the story where the lady goes down on her bf and op didnt know what to do
@@_Efer_ 15:26
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Same