This is the same kid who turned down immorality TWICE and instead told the gods to actually pay attention to their children. If you think you can bluff and pressure this guy into anything, you can't.
They should be glad he turned down immortality, they would have to deal with him for the rest of eternity. And he would most definitely become the god of sass. Zeus wouldn’t survive.
You have to remember this is a kid that showed up to Camp Jupiter, WITHOUT ANY RECOLECTION OF WHO HE WAS, encountered TWO gods the first day he was there and sassed both of them in front of campers that considered an appearance from a god an incredibly rare ocurrence and a huge honor, and this boy was in the middle of it being like "I don't know you or anything right now but what I DO KNOW is that I don't like you or any of the shit you have to say"
Percy was offered immortality and his response was “no pay ur child support”
This is the same kid who turned down immorality TWICE and instead told the gods to actually pay attention to their children. If you think you can bluff and pressure this guy into anything, you can't.
Percy: SHOUTOUT TO HESTIA FIR BEING THE ONLY GOD/GODDESS WHICH HASNT FUCKED UP MY LIFE
Percy's savagery knows no limits
They should be glad he turned down immortality, they would have to deal with him for the rest of eternity. And he would most definitely become the god of sass. Zeus wouldn’t survive.
You have to remember this is a kid that showed up to Camp Jupiter, WITHOUT ANY RECOLECTION OF WHO HE WAS, encountered TWO gods the first day he was there and sassed both of them in front of campers that considered an appearance from a god an incredibly rare ocurrence and a huge honor, and this boy was in the middle of it being like "I don't know you or anything right now but what I DO KNOW is that I don't like you or any of the shit you have to say"
PERCY IS SO FUNNY I CANT- 😂
I bet Percy's favourite goddess is Hestia. She do no wrong
If you mess with Percy you'll get drowned
“Crossed out Zeus” is some deadpool petty type shenanigans. Its like he broke the 4th wall to tell the viewer “who’s zeus? I only know hestia.” XD
Man really said fuck you Zeus we are starting with the one and only god we stan in this household “Hestia”
That ‘women first’ felt personal
“Is Percy Jackson dangerous?”
Heroes of Olympus book 2 Percy is here with 0 memory. Sees Mars, sees everyone else kneel, and just goes "Hey Ares. Fuck you"
Don’t mess with him unless you’re Annabeth or Sally. Then he’ll be running.
Hestia fr his fav and he doesn't even TRY to hide it lol
Older camper: "And there's Percy Jackson. Under no circumstances are you to mess with that guy."
The best part is EVERY SINGLE TIME a monster or God fights Percy they say “Perseus Jackson!!!” and what have they said since book one-?
He has ADHD and sass on his side. No one can beat Percy
Chiron: “names have power, you can’t just throw them around”