I Call My Wife Captain Evil - Steve Treviño - Relatable
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- čas přidán 3. 03. 2020
- If you've seen my stand-up comedy live, or watched my recent comedy special, "Steve Treviño - 'Til Death", you know that I call my wife Captain Evil. That's right, she's like a messed up superhero that keeps me from having too much fun.
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This video from my Netflix comedy special, "Steve Treviño - Relatable" tells the story of why I call her Captain Evil, and how one of my childhood dreams was crushed by the hands of Captain Evil.
This is a clip from Steve Treviño's comedy special, "Relatable."
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I’m sure he loves his wife, but damn he is ROASTING her in this set. 😂😂😂
Actually she helped him with getting this special on Netflix. They did it together. He has a video telling the story.
U will to someday when ur married
I'm pretty sure he lives in fear.
This is a man venting his frustration to a room of strangers, but this is also a man who does a podcast with his wife and is happily married. No way his wife didn't hear this material before the show, I would imagine she has a good enough sense of humor to poke fun at herself. Great material and I am sure many can relate.
Nah, she's probably in the audience or back stage cracking up too. They do videos together and look like they get along well.
My husband calls me honey. Now I have to wonder if it is short for honey badger.
Joke about an old guy who always called his wife Honey. When someone commented about how sweet it was, he said he forgot her name 5 yrs ago.
@Kandela Brown , there are terrible people in the world, but everybody isn't that way.
Victoria Love Probably, are you annoying or otherwise a pain in his ass?
Victoria Love
Don’t worry; I know for a fact it isn’t short for “Honey Badger.” Thanks to the gay voiced honey badger videos, dudes love honey badgers.... so, can’t be that.
You should be so lucky
I was married for 25 years! Best 3 years of my life.
@@akeidabarrow965 First 3 are good, the rest is the stand-up above. But not as funny
He probably divorced 3 years ago 👍🏼
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Cuz he can only remember the first three years of his childhood everything else is gone
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I had to pause this 6min video about 10times to listen to the wife tell me something she was reading!!!!!! Shoot me now!!
Practice some assertiveness. She doesn't want you dead, I'm sure. Just say, "Honey, I'm watching this right now, could you wait until later?"
Dominique Heino , notice that it’s still asking for her “permission”.
@@continuouswave34 , it's called relationship, tact, technique, or whatever you want to call it. It is to put forth verbally what you really want. And if someone really loves you, they wouldn't have wanted you to be silent anyway. It is to express your wishes, and if they aren't respected you should find stronger boundaries with that individual.
Dominique Heino my point isn’t about healthy communication, my point is that asking permission isn’t healthy. “Honey, I’m in the middle of something, but if it’s important let me know.” There’s actually a difference between how you phrased it and how I did. Your asks permission, mine makes a statement with an insert for something critical. Yours assumes her time and effort is more important than yours. They should be equally important.
@@continuouswave34 I'm not sure how to answer you. It seems like what you said would be said to a child or someone you didn't know well. I would say equal is fine if you don't want to get anywhere with your relationship, but you have to build each other up to have a growing one. Like that verse says, "esteem each other more highly than yourselves."
I swear he described what every Married Man is going through
Hes not stressed enough by her... he still has all of his hair
Not only that, it still has Color in it
...and he also still has the will to live!
So that's where all my hair went, my ex took it when she stressed me tf out all the time 😂
WORD!☝️🧐
Lost his teeth though...
She knocked them all out when he came home 🤣
“ What ?! Are you smiling?!?!?!!!!! We gotta go!!!!!” I’m crying 😂
I can never finish a sentence with her... She always calls me everytime when I was in the middle of someth
"how come you never invite me?" is the ultimate trick question that there is no answer to. We cave and turn up to a "boys" night with wife in tow
Correction, there's no RIGHT answer to that question. There's a wrong answer and an even more wrong answer, but never a right answer!!!
Cause it’s guys night out. That’s why. Train the gf in the beginning in what you won’t tolerate. Just be a man, If they threaten to leave then let them leave and dump them that second
@@toddm7367 agreed. And unless you end up with an absolute psycho, what's the worst that can happen? She gets mad at you? My soon to be wife knows I love her, but she also knows I am perfectly capable of ignoring reactionary feelings of xyz from her if I truly believe them unfair.
What the question really means is why are you going out with your friend.. take out to something I want to do instead
This guy is just too hilarious!
Marriage has never been so funny and true!
My wife is like a gulag commandant! Lol
"What i'm trying to say ladies is, you're a bad person!"
I think I was married to captain evils sister once.
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They can push you right to the edge, can't they? 😂 Maybe that's their superpower.
SERENITY NOW !!!
Yea shes a Captain now but if you try to get a divorce and she gets promoted to Major Evil.
President Evil
Nope...Cruella Devil
How about Evil-in!?🤔
Lmao more like general evil I had to pay for all the divorce lol
You try to divorce and she promoted herself to General Doom.
I call mine the Worden. She's one of those super rare women, you know the kind of woman that's never wrong. Oh shit here she comes......
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Hahahhaha this is so spot on. I remember when I was single the guys would get together and watch sports. Slowly some of us started getting married getting into serious relationships then all of us were married and NOW we HAVE to invite the wives to watch the game. Space is limited and more importantly they are not even interested in watching the game!
A very funny, clever routine. Either he has no wife at all, (never married or divorced) or she has an amazing love for him and sense of humour to take his fantastic roasts.
He's married. His wife's name is, Renae Smith Trevino.
You have no idea what you talking about, don't ya?
HER name is Renae Smith Trevino. She's also my cousin.
@@z3ldafanjuli3 oh how does she cope with these jokes? And is she really like that?
@@uneezaqureshi98 Oh, she knows and understands why Steve does it. She actually thinks it's funny too.😁 Her family (my aunt, uncle, etc.) were the ones that were offended, at first. But, she explained to them that she knows it's just an act. The first time I met Steve (before they got married) was at one of his shows, so it was kind of awkward to hear him talk about Renae like that. But, he was pretty cool later on when my father and I spoke to him after. He even gave us free tickets and signed mine. I still have it.🙂
Did he marry her just to use her for jokes🤣🤣
But he's the joke to her.
No that was just the side bonus
No, he wasn't funny until he got married ;
@@cl759 You know how they say "Inside every sarcastic person there is a disappointed idealist" I would say broken soul is this case here
It’s a miracle anyone ever gets married with this kind of endorsement
No....the miracle is the 50% who STAY married!🙄😳
The casino has better odds than marriage
This is his career, making JOKES. He doesn't hate his wife. We've all had moments in marriage and life in general where humor is needed. it's fun to tease and make light-hearted fun that's all he's doing; it's ENTERTAINMENT.
@@nmsanterre286 humor is also a way to examine the truth and good humor has a kernel of truth in it. His description of the subject matter is funny, but the subject matter itself isn't when you realize lots of men deal with lopsided relationships like this. And this being 2020 I also have to denounce men treating women like crap, but today is not that day.
@@arklave ooook then you're no better. If you treat an entire gender like crap then wtf does that make you???? I have zero patience for dudes like you or any other dude who excuses mysoginistic behavior. We women put up with a lot of crap from men as well. You think you're so damn perfect?? You think you don't piss us off and drive us nuts? You think you're any better? Most of you cheat and lie on a daily basis like it's nothing. Most of you are lazy pieces of crap around the house. Most of you don't do a damn thing when it comes to raising the kids; God forbid you change a diaper or play a game with your child. Most of you don't cook worth a damn (at least not at home for your family). Most of you put zero effort into your relationship. Most of you just want to piss your days off away on drinking and hanging out with your friends and chilling at a bar. Most of you would screw anything with a hole without a condom. Your moral compass is nowhere to be found. So don't come at me with your mysoginistic crap condoning oppression and poor treatment of women.
This is just the THERAPY I needed right now. Laughter is better than tears. Thanks bro.
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Finding a comedian that can make me laugh is hard and this dude does it with ease
Actually really like him he should become an actor
AND THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is why I am single.
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Steve, THANKS for the laughs.
I was hoping you were a woman lol
You know yourself, so I’m sure you should be single. But this misery isn’t about marriage, it is all his fault. He keeps saying yes when he wants to say no. She is a toolbox determined to monopolize his attention even at the expense of their relationship. But, so what? He chose her. He is a talented comic, but I can’t really laugh at this scenario, because people who do this deserve to be unhappy.
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I was laughing so hard watching this guy, I was crying!!!
Then your wife walked in and asked "what are you doing?"
God....this isnt my first time. I have watched and laughed so many times. Steve, you are really good.
It's amazing how accurate he is
Highlighting the ups and downs of human torture through comedy therapy sessions😂😂😂😂 They are honest and raw with eachother which allows them to joke around about there fights. I appreciate you guys for being so bold and creating a a space to uplift people through there problems with laughter.
I literally feel for him, how we treat men. Seriously... We sometimes have some fucked up brain chemistry. I mean it.
@ohh geee I say Bring it ON!!! I CAN TAKE 'EM!!!!
If every girl understood your statement we are on a good start.
@@Just_logic a lot of it has to do with entitlement mentality in my opinion. We need to realize it. Yet, we don't because we women love to live in fucking denial about the shit that we do. That we don't want to take ownership of our own actions. It's the truth.
Irene Kim media, politics that formulated the media and the liberal philosophy has changed the mindset against the nature of women. Individualism will subcontiously make a person selfish. Watch Bill Burr on “there is no reason to hit a woman”. It’s a hilarious comedy but with lots of truth.
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@@Just_logic I think there is a difference though. I grew up with an entitled mother. I mean when it comes to hitting a woman that is different, yet what I am talking about is someone who isn't willing to try things on her own and expects a man to always pick up the slack. There is a difference of asking for help when it is needed vs. being needy and expecting the husband to do it. I mean men have their part in it to... Don't always give into what your wife wants. Its called boundaries for a reason. I do that with my mother oh God she will call me all sorts of names Because I have set boundaries.
My wife does the same exact thing. She'll come in see me watching baseball and say "can you put something else on?" I'll be like "sure what do you want to watch?" She'll be like "nothing I'm on the computer." So I'm sitting there watching The Notebook alone to make sure I don't annoy her in case she comes in again.
grow a pair man
This clip here has the comic value of 7.3 Netflix ’specials’ combined. Killing it sir 🙌
Your Comedy NEVER gets old! It puts a LOL smile on my face ALWAYS! I love this clip!
My husband and I can so relate to everything he said 🤣🤣🤣 He must really love his wife to have all that patience.
Or .....he's too terrified to get divorced.
only if there's a choice.
As stated elsewhere almost all of these stories are made up. His wife actually helps co-write them.
SO TRUE! "Do you want to order?" "No,, I'm not hungry". Eats half mine.
My wife actually asked me, "Why are you smiling", when I was driving the car. You see, this is the place where happiness dies.
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That’s why I’m never getting married don’t do it fellas
These jokes just remind me how lucky I was to get divorced.
Amen brother. She's someone else's problem now.
I love my wife but this is a perfect description of her.
Lmao so spot on!!!!
Thanks for watching
I like Steve Treviño and Willie Barcena. Two funny guys especially on the wife topics. I have a brother who I think for years has been going through this, he’s not allowed to have fun 😆!
This is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard . My side is hurting and my captain evil is looking at me with crazy eyes 😂😂😂
Just described every wife or girlfriend
Been married 25 years. Still awesome. We know that it’s about balance and being friends.
When I was married, a friend asked me if the wife was bipolar. I said no, she has mad cow disease.
It was bad. When we first started having problems I considered suicide.
Just couldn't talk her into it.
Hahaha mad cow disease!! ROTFL
Lmaooooo
Maybe you should tried a six pack then talked her into
It. 😂
@@Just_logic lol. Believe me, I wanted to. I quit drinking and drugs in 93. Got married in 97. Despite all the B.S. I've been through, I haven't relapsed. April 17 will be my 27 years.
Eric Johnson maybe she has borderline personality disorder. My wife does. 17 years
A friend calls his wife the dragon
Considering the circumstances that would be sweet 😂
Why dragon?
Captain Evil!! ROTFL Let me try that line....and report back what happened if I'm still alive. LOL You are off the wall!! I love it!
I love it that he says that Capital evil it's nice and toasty because she's wearing his jacket now😄🤣😂 love it when he says God help me now😇🙏🙏
Ah the old u gotta get married and everything will be alright trick !!!!
This is great. Great comic I needed today. So funny... Awesome job Sir.
I am nothing like this wife ever!!
I’m never getting married this sealed the deal.
It's sounds to me like Captain Evil has a "certain set of skills"...
Omg he's so funny. There are not many comedians that make me laugh so hard that I cry
This brought me so much joy and comfort.
I couldn't laugh at this.. because it was too real and actually made me mad at my lady xx
He is generally funny and has (for me) enjoyable stories to listen to
Liked, subscribed, and laughing 😂😂😂
He is so good! I am laughing so hard!! 😂😂
This is hilarious! 😂😂😂😂🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Now that was funny , that was some funny shit . I laughed out loud .
The accuracy is frightening.... and funny as all get out!!!
He is so good!!!😂😂😂
all im hearing is reasons why i love being single.
I guess all the one screaming & clapping and cheering is marriage man who has the same wife like his
Heyyy I'm a Trevino too and from Texas and have always felt i had a comedic bone in me but not the courage to do so. But I'm glad that a Trevino is up there doing what i can't and that's making people laugh. Good for you Steve Trevino. 👍👍👍👏👏👏💪
Great stuff man! So glad I came across this.
I wish this guy lots of success!
Happy life because I have no wife.
Happy life cuz I'm single too!
@Blind Squid says you lol
Single and happy as well!
@@missfit8650 u go girl!😀
I envy you guys.
“ I’m hungry, I’m full. I’m tired, I’m sick, I’m Hot, 😂🤣🙌🏻
This is so true! I was at a game with my wife and another couple. My friend and I wanted a craft beer, but the women wanted some fruity cocktail. We walked around the whole stadium to find the vendor. When we got to the front, they only sold bud light/miller lite. But the women got their cocktails!
Looking in the comments, a lot of people don't seem exactly thrilled with being married. My marriage is delightful! Of course we spent damned near twenty years getting to know one another before making it legal! Maybe some of y'all just got married too quick, and/or too young.
Exactly and marriage is all about patience and acknowledging and accepting your partner's flaws.
People nowadays don't want that, they think marriage is a bed of roses
@@aussiejoan People are not told the truth about what marriage is. It's a business. Think of all the money that changes hands; between the wedding, buying a house, kids, etc. And then the divorce. The whole process is an industry. It needs reform, people need to be educated. Make it harder to get married and harder to divorce. The day that divorce lawyers stop making money off other people's misery is when you will see some actual change.
@@stealthgeek29 First of all marriage is not a business, the western idea of marriage and divorce is a twisted notion, marriage should be between two mature people(physically, mentally, financially, economically and psychological e.t.c).
A lot of people in marriages don't have those, and that's why they behave they way they do and not try to resolve things with their partner when the marriage is hitting rocks.
Try to study non western marriages(start from Africa) you'll understand what am talking about.
People say marriage is a school where you get the certificate before you start and you never graduate from.
Try to study what marriage is(in really deep depths and you'll understand where the problem lies)
@@stealthgeek29 P. S
If you feel like getting advices from married couples avoid those mentioned below.
1. Singles(no matter their age, they know nothing about the married life)
2. Divorcees (it doesn't matter if that was his/her second time)
@@aussiejoan Thank you for the reply. I'm a marriage survivor and dealing with an abusive ex wife. I have no interest in remarrying, fool me once.....
I agree that marriage should be a good and wholesome experience, but for too many guys, it's a nightmare.
I was laughing nd then the sad realty stuck me like a hot knife straight into my heart.......
Honey, short for Honeybadger. So true and absolutely brilliant! Asking Hubby if this is true as soon as he gets home.🤣😂😁
His wife after watching this: Okay, we need to talk, like right.. now..
This is not a joke at all...cus its a reality
I feel better when watching this, cause I thought I am fu**ing alone!
No captain evil is the grand reaper
"If Louis Vuittons were flying over that fence there'd be some dead bitches here at the Astros" 😂
Steve is the best !? Met him before a show at Jimmy Kimmels and he killed it. Watch out for him, he’s definitely going to stand the test of time. Hell yeah!
i thought this kind of captain evil thing only happen to me
Venting about our relationship situation is hilarious, but he needs to take responsibility for his choice of “life partner.”
You are right though on picking “life partners.” My brother won’t divorce her lol
OMG I don't think it's that serious...
Jesse, id say Most change after. Who you picked may not be who you have 5 bbn years in
We all change according to the given situation. Some revert back to baseline when the pressure to perform is gone. Our expectations are too high for the person we care about, at times, causing us to make decisions we regret later.
Every married guy shaking their head up and down in acknowledgement.
Excellent.
Exact reason y I’m never getting married again
So happy I'm getting divorced. 17 years guys, 17 years. Feels like I've been paroled!
Time for them 25 year olds 😀
My wifes uncle used to call his wife, "The War Department"
I tell my wife she is the woman of my Dreams and then remind her Nightmares are Dreams too.
Love ya shows buddy 👍🍻
Thanks for watching
Steve Trevino holy shit he answered!!!😱 Your awesome bro!! We love you in El Paso TX.
I call my wife patient zero
Yeah no YOU DON'T
Xanax 🤓
Nice
love this guy
I can't stop laughing. 😂😂😂
Every time I meet a married man I think doesn't he listen to stand up comedy?
Wife! You can't live with them and you can't live without them..
Can't live with em...
Can't kill em.
Wrong! Life is perfect without them! It's peaceful, it's quiet, it's full of good times, it's finacially stable and there's no nagging at all.
If you trade that in for the opposite, that's your problem. I'd rather have some good friends to share my hobbies with and live in my own place.
SC 03 And we can’t hunt them
I can live without
Jesse Rivera I’m doing without as we speak. Been that way for 5 years
😀😁😂🤣😆😆Capt evil!!! Lol love the nickname 😁😀😂
What Im trying to say is THISGUYSFUNNYYYY😆
Watching comedians over all these years deterred me from getting married. Who in their right mind would voluntarily sign up for this?
I would never marry a comedian, I think. You've got your head screwed on right. Who would want their private life spread all over to the public?
Dominique Heino nowadays everybody posting all their personal biz on social media so it ain't much of a difference
True.. Not me though
My wife of 15 years is awesome. You don't know what you're missing.
Systems Planet got a pic ?
This is so funny yet so pitiful.. Idk who cares I’m still laughing even when my father’s sitting there remembering all the times it was true gods 🤣
Sooooo true!
Listening to his stories reminds me why I never proposed to mt ex's, even though it all they wanted. I watch the Dodgers once a year in box seats with friends. Its amazing.
This guy is funny!! I was laughing and I don’t like baseball, love to shop and might be a tad guilty of some of the things he suggested women do, lol!!
Are all the married man watching this video reminiscing our glory days.
Yes...
He is really, really funny!! I’m married 50 years and I’m my husband’s “employer”. He describes we wives so well😂😂
HILARIOUS!!!! IM IN TEARS "sHE HAS WINE, HOW COME SHE HAS WINE" LMAO
You must be newly married, ten years in the wife doesn't complain about you watching sport, she just changes the channel to Ru Paul's drag race and there's nothing you can do about it
Get your own media dude!
That’s a decade’s worth of simping right there
You don’t have a man cave? Simp