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  • John Wayne as Genghis Khan.

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  • @jantzenbruce2155
    @jantzenbruce2155 Před 6 lety +47

    Your eyes say no, but the orchestra playing the soundtrack says yes.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před rokem

      Unfortunately the eyes were rendered unreadable by a half pound of race altering sellotape.....So he misread all the normal cues...... ''

    • @timafterdark3759
      @timafterdark3759 Před rokem

      Even the actress was obsessed with John Wayne. She even drunkly stand shouting at night calling out John’s wife to fight her who gets his love. True story

    • @phillipwells7383
      @phillipwells7383 Před 11 měsíci

      Ahhh the 50s 😊

  • @ToruKun1
    @ToruKun1 Před 7 lety +111

    The way John Wayne pronounces "Jamuga" sounds like the name of a Starbucks drink

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před rokem +2

      "Jamuga" ?
      ....Can I have mine with skimmed milk, J.W? 😹_👍

  • @The_Kentuckian
    @The_Kentuckian Před 8 lety +72

    I've heard the theory that this movie really did kill John Wayne. While the Duke contributed his cancer to his constant smoking (a strong possibility), many believe he, like the others, developed it from the radioactivity of the set.

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian Před 7 lety +14

      "The Conqueror" was filmed in 1956. Eight years later, John Wayne got lung cancer. He was declared cancer-free five years (and minus an entire left lung and a couple ribs) later. Another seven years later he filmed "The Shootist", where his character was dying from cancer. Three years after that John Wayne died from stomach cancer.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před rokem

      It's not so much either / or
      and more like
      six of one
      AND a half-dozen of the other.

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates Před 8 lety +52

    14:31 I do respect that John Wayne wanted to do something different and go outside the box when choosing this role, but there is such a thing as going SO far outside the box that you are approaching outer space.

    • @geoffelder2236
      @geoffelder2236 Před 3 lety +3

      @Monroville Damn that it is funny! Thanks for the spit-take you caused while reading your comment! Hell, I think he went well beyond our solar system and was racing the ever-expanding universe with taking this part! Cheers!

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před rokem

      I DO love it when ppl reach a certain level of super-fame - That there's no one around them left to tell 'em: "Heyyyy.......Y'know, this might be a REALLY bad idea, fella" 😳
      - Yeah it's kinda messed up, but I can't help it, it's FUNNY 🤣
      ....Go right ahead! You BE that famous-as-Alexander-the-Great Mongolian Historical figure, with the sellotaped eyes and the 'Asian' costume hat....
      ......You do YOU, Jay Dubya! 😹_👍

  • @WinterSteele
    @WinterSteele Před 8 lety +69

    I absolutely lost it when he got to the part about Wayne sounding like C.W. McCall doing Shakespeare. Oh god, that's priceless.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před rokem

      This really is like John Wayne *doing a John Wayne impression* in this movie! (like in about half of his movies) 😅
      - He's in that small band of actors who have fantastic presence, are culturally significant, and are well loved by all us movie fans,
      buuuuut, not actually that great an actor, (when, say, compared to some of their amazing 'character actor' contemporaries)....William Shatner also comes to mind in this regard...

  • @darrelsam419
    @darrelsam419 Před 9 lety +337

    Land contaminated by nuclear fallout? Caucasian people dressing up as Mongols and Genghis Khan? This sounds exactly like something from the Fallout video games.

    • @OtioseFanatic
      @OtioseFanatic Před 9 lety +18

      +Dawn Darrell Samaitha Well fuck I should mod that in

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 Před 8 lety +15

      ***** Yep.
      Although FoNV also did have a faction where they dressed up as Mongols too, The Great Khans.

    • @darkdude521
      @darkdude521 Před 8 lety +27

      +Dawn Darrell Samaitha it goes deeper, this was filmed near the mojave desert, where fonv takes place

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 Před 8 lety +10

      Wonkydong .Expander Damn. The coincidences just keeps coming.

    • @samuelneese482
      @samuelneese482 Před 8 lety +12

      +Dawn Darrell Samaitha Never thought of it that way but...yeah it does actually sound like Fallout.

  • @gls6388
    @gls6388 Před 7 lety +144

    I want to see a film made about the people making the Conqueor. That would be hilarious. Kinda dark but hilarious.

    • @manband20
      @manband20 Před 5 lety +15

      Basically a nuclear version of "The Disaster Artist." I love it.

    • @filmfanaticx4212
      @filmfanaticx4212 Před 5 lety +11

      I would like to see a biopic about Pedro Armendariz. He's probably one of the fist big Mexican-American actors, and had a good friendship with John Wayne and worked on films with him prior to this one. He actually committed suicide after his cancer diagnosis, stating he didn't want it to get the best of him.

    • @waterandafter
      @waterandafter Před 3 lety +1

      Maria Cline
      Like Tropic Thunder?

    • @Nebuchadnezzar31
      @Nebuchadnezzar31 Před 3 lety

      Make this

    • @geoffelder2236
      @geoffelder2236 Před 3 lety +1

      @Maria Cline I can't believe you would even have that kind of attitude! These people unfortunately died from devastating and debilitating illnesses! Where is your sympathy, empathy, or your heart? Good lord, you have a sick and morbid sense of humor and ...
      I, too, have a dark sense of humor as well... I totally would watch that!

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives Před 5 lety +54

    Trivia: Borte (whose name actually means grey, referring to her eyes) was actually part of the Olkhunut tribe, cousins of Temujin's mom, and daughter of Dei-Sechen They had their marriage arranged as kids, and Temujin's father was murdered by the Tartars on his way home from the betrothal. Despite the arrangement, they actually loved each other; go figure. There was no love triangle with Jamukha-what broke them apart was sharing of political power and Jamukha's insistence on keeping social segregation vs Temujin's basing of rank on loyalty and service.
    Genghis' enslavement was by the Tayichiuds, and his escape aided by his guard, Sorqan-Shira.
    Borte WAS kidnapped and possibly raped (this was suspected but never ascertained and vehemently denied by all) by the Merkits. Temujin promptly rescued her with the help of his blood brother Jamukha.
    And of course, while Genghis Khan was a murderer and probably rapist, Mongol society was pretty egalitarian; he himself made his mother and Borte his main advisors

    • @biffyqueen
      @biffyqueen Před 2 lety +8

      I read a dramatization (is that the right word?) of his early life, and when he rescues Borte and demands to know where her captor is, she's all "Already killed him" and he's all "Damn that's hot"
      It was a fun read.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives Před 2 lety +2

      @@biffyqueen I like that LOL

    • @GuiltyKit
      @GuiltyKit Před 2 lety

      I'm not sure you can say "while x was a murderer and a rapist, but...". Something about that phrasing doesn't work.
      Like "Toby committed genocide and enjoyed putting out the eyes of puppies with hot irons, but he was in favor of a progressive tax policy!"

  • @gratuitouslurking8610
    @gratuitouslurking8610 Před 9 lety +103

    NOW I'M RADIOACTIVE! THAT CAN'T BE GOOD!!!

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 Před 8 lety +35

    9:33 - Look! A crowd of people more suitable for the role of Genghis Khan than John Wayne!

  • @rafaeltrivino1790
    @rafaeltrivino1790 Před 7 lety +25

    "90% of Asia are my children pilgrim." *Genghis John Wayne*

    • @rafaeltrivino1790
      @rafaeltrivino1790 Před 7 lety

      ***** That does sound better.

    • @pentelegomenon1175
      @pentelegomenon1175 Před 2 lety +1

      Jonghis Kwayne

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před rokem +1

      I DO love it when ppl reach a certain level of super-fame - That there's no one around them left to tell 'em: "Heyyyy.......Y'know, this might be a REALLY bad idea, fella" 😳
      - Yeah maybe it's messed up, but I can't help that, it's FUNNY 🤣
      ....Go right ahead! You BE that famous-as-Alexander-the-Great Mongolian Historical figure, with the sellotaped eyes and the 'Asian' costume hat....
      ......You do YOU, Jay Dubya! 😹_👍

  • @MinooMinou
    @MinooMinou Před 9 lety +101

    This show never gets old.

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 Před 6 lety +1

      Yes it does, you just don`t get tired of it.
      And YES, I made that comment JUST to be pedantic, because cinema snob does strange things to me..

    • @geoffelder2236
      @geoffelder2236 Před 3 lety

      @@afrog2666 As a fellow (ahem) sometimes anal-retentive grammar police, I couldn't've said it better myself! Mr. Jones has been one of my favs for at least the last five or six years, along with the Angry Video Game Nerd, Nostalgia Critic, Kitboga and especially RedLetterMedia, I'm all set with content.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před rokem

      He hides all his Gen X wrinkles, by using age-altering sellotape
      that he hides under his characters prosthetic latex bald-cap. 🤫

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply Před 10 měsíci

      @@geoffelder2236 Rich Evans / Brad Jones crossover where they both try that Juicy Shaq Meat?

  • @ElvenRaptor
    @ElvenRaptor Před 9 lety +49

    This is one of most surreal things I have ever seen.

  • @danieldb631
    @danieldb631 Před 9 lety +43

    He sounds like he's saying his father's name is "Yes, a guy". "Yes, a guy is my father. Stop laughing!"

  • @donmondesanti3314
    @donmondesanti3314 Před 7 lety +60

    That bear would later go on to gain super powers and be casted in The Revenant.

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 Před 7 lety +3

      Is he the Mutant Bear from "The Omen?"

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 Před 6 lety +2

      Oldest bear in the world in that case lol, I think even Bart the bear is gone.
      RIP Bart The Bear

    • @madhousemedia6134
      @madhousemedia6134 Před 5 lety +2

      I thought it mutated and got a supporting role in Prophecy, where it slapped the kid in a sleeping bag into a rock.

    • @ginnrollins211
      @ginnrollins211 Před 5 lety +1

      @@madhousemedia6134 I remember that movie from AMC. I've been trying to find it ever since.

    • @jngr1
      @jngr1 Před 4 lety

      And then he would be skinned and worn by Nicolas Cage in The Wicker Man

  • @Luke.S2099
    @Luke.S2099 Před 7 lety +35

    I'm Genghis Khan pilgrims :)

  • @bobbyshaddoe3004
    @bobbyshaddoe3004 Před 7 lety +22

    We almost got a Genghis Khan film with Steven Seagal? Holy shit!!

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane Před 8 lety +32

    I know John Wayne isn't the greatest actor ever or anything, but God help me, I still love watching the guy.

    • @willhuey4891
      @willhuey4891 Před 4 lety +3

      i loved his classic westerns like the searchers and the sons of katie elder.

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 Před rokem +1

      Yeah, he has that mysterious thing that could be termed 'The Shatner Effect' 😅

    • @eijiniizuma6184
      @eijiniizuma6184 Před rokem

      @@zetetick395 John Wayne played basically the same character in every role. John Wayne lol

  • @danielyoung6778
    @danielyoung6778 Před 7 lety +33

    I'd kind of love a Genghis Khan movie or TV show I mean he's the greatest conquer in human history while also being one of the the most polarizing figures theirs still countries in the middle east and Asia who haven't regained its old population after he destroyed them but he was also a great social reformer removing classism, cultural conflict and was the modern designer of the postal system in his empire it would be a great character to see on screen

    • @munstrumridcully
      @munstrumridcully Před 6 lety +1

      YoDa BaKi Personally, I still think of Alexander as the greatest conquerer.

    • @tereziamarkova2822
      @tereziamarkova2822 Před 6 lety +4

      There are movies about him made in Asia that are actually more faithful, though the two I've seen are still pretty bad. Of course, I haven't seen many others, so maybe there are better ones.
      www.imdb.com/title/tt0770722/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_22 - This one is just meh. The second half is terrible, but the first one is actually pretty cool. Takashi Sorimachi (lead actor) is really pretty.
      www.imdb.com/title/tt0416044/ - This one has the same kind of laughably pretentious dialogue that the John Wayne version has. It's not as bad, but only because the badness of John Wayne version is hard to match. From a certain point of view it can be so-bad-it's-good material, tho.

    • @joeredmond7227
      @joeredmond7227 Před 5 lety

      there is it's called Mongol

    • @HaleyDrake123
      @HaleyDrake123 Před 5 lety

      The film Mongol is good, in my opinion.

    • @Rainbowthewindsage
      @Rainbowthewindsage Před 4 lety

      I don't know what it's called but there is one out there, my high school history teacher gave extra credit to those who watched it.

  • @ginnrollins211
    @ginnrollins211 Před 8 lety +44

    This was the second worst thing to happen to St. George, Utah, the first being the nuclear fallout and the third being High School Musical 2. But, seriously I have family members who are downwinders and had either died or survived from cancer in their lives.

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 Před 6 lety +3

      What?
      No mention of the inbreeding?

    • @ginnrollins211
      @ginnrollins211 Před 5 lety +4

      @@afrog2666 You must be referring to the Wrong Turn family. Yeah, everybody confuses my family to them sometimes.

    • @julieporter7805
      @julieporter7805 Před 5 lety +2

      Wow High School Musical 2 was that bad?

    • @RichardWatt
      @RichardWatt Před 5 lety +6

      I can sympathise - my wife's family lives in a region that has a military testing range in it and a nuke was detonated about 1,000 feet up and 45,000 soldiers did a training exercise in the fallout zone.
      This was the USSR, so not 1 fuck was given about the civilians or the environment.

    • @haileyshannon7548
      @haileyshannon7548 Před 3 lety +2

      Not to mention there was an anti-mask rally a while back!

  • @The_Kentuckian
    @The_Kentuckian Před 8 lety +17

    "CW McCall doing Shakespeare" I never wondered what that would sound like until now.

  • @lizzychrome7630
    @lizzychrome7630 Před 7 lety +15

    This movie! Someone in my family--my grandma maybe?--saw it in the test screening, because she was friends with a film critic, or something. I don't recall the whole story exactly. But whoever saw it said that the whole audience burst out laughing when "Genghis Khan" said "Which way did they go?" (a line John Wayne said in all of his cowboy movies, apparently).

  • @equusquaggaquagga536
    @equusquaggaquagga536 Před 2 lety +3

    "Send me men! Men!"
    And then, for the first time in history, it just started raining men.

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 Před 5 lety +11

    Maybe it sounds better in a western, or maybe John Wayne tries harder in those; but his line reading in this sounded like he just woke up and somebody slapped the script to his face and he had to immediately read it.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives Před 6 lety +9

    Before Braveheart and 300, there was the Conquerer

  • @RemembertThe20thMain
    @RemembertThe20thMain Před 9 lety +26

    I lost my shit when John Wayne slapped her!!!!!! It's so out of nowhere! he's like "your beautiful, kiss. "How dare you make me have a none barbarian response, this will show you" Great scene, best comedy I have ever seen reviewed.

  • @royblackoncrack
    @royblackoncrack Před 9 lety +30

    YOU'RE A TARTAR PRINCESS

    • @RichardWatt
      @RichardWatt Před 5 lety +3

      That would be a good name for a fish restaurant.
      Tartar(e) sauce.

  • @Boomstick836
    @Boomstick836 Před 4 lety +3

    As soon as you said John Wayne as Ghengis Khan I said WTF out loud. Well played sir! 🙂👍🏻

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates Před 8 lety +11

    I think it would be... "interesting" if an experienced fan editor took I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE but added the soundtrack of THE CONQUEROR onto it.

  • @Liglerian
    @Liglerian Před 7 lety +9

    Sean Connery is the same way with NEVER changing his voice for an acting roll.. I was laughing so hard when I heard Sean Connery asking what Hagus (sp?) in Highlander'..'

    • @sesfilmsllc
      @sesfilmsllc Před 6 lety +3

      Liglerian I’m not spanish I’m Egyptian.

    • @munstrumridcully
      @munstrumridcully Před 6 lety +2

      Liglerian Ha! Yes, the Scotsman Connery playing an Egyptian Spaniard with a Scot accent and costarring a Frenchman as a Scotsman with a Frog accent was pretty funny.
      BTW, it's _haggis_ , in case you still care :)

    • @OrjanGrahn
      @OrjanGrahn Před 3 měsíci

      In The Hunt for Red October it is good he have accent since Marko Ramius is not russian but from Lithaunia.

  • @Cybermat47
    @Cybermat47 Před 9 lety +21

    John Wayne's rape face XD

    • @wolfgangervin2582
      @wolfgangervin2582 Před 9 lety +18

      which one?

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 Před 8 lety +7

      +Wolfgang Ervin Probably the scene that sounds like "From Here to Eternity," but LOOKS like "I Spit On Your Grave."

  • @dylangladysz
    @dylangladysz Před 8 lety +112

    As goofy as it is, I think I prefer John Wayne not trying to do a Mongolian accent at all and just keeping his voice normal. Sure, it's not authentic, but neither are white Engrish-speakers in Mongolia at that point in history. Sucks to suck, but at least he tried, right?

    • @dylangladysz
      @dylangladysz Před 8 lety +17

      john Doe I didn't mention the plot at all, and I didn't mean to reference it, either. I only meant that John Wayne's performance, while definitely not great, could be worse.

    • @cartmanrlsusall
      @cartmanrlsusall Před 7 lety +6

      D-Glad still better than steven Segal

    • @sesfilmsllc
      @sesfilmsllc Před 6 lety +2

      Movie still blows.

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 Před 6 lety +8

      John Wayne never tried to do anything but memorize the script, he`s John Wayne in every role, just like Seagal or Shatner lol.

    • @donaldpetkus1637
      @donaldpetkus1637 Před 5 lety +2

      It seems Wayne’s delivery was made worse by the stilted dialog.

  • @iansmith8132
    @iansmith8132 Před 2 lety +3

    Anyone kinda shocked that the musical score of this film is actually superb?

  • @MsDjessa
    @MsDjessa Před 8 lety +21

    The casting reminds me of a movie I've heard about. It tells the story of Finland's Marshal Mannerheim but as it is told trough the imagination of some African children, Mannerheim is black in the movie. :'D I hear the movie is not that good but that idea sure is a good spoof of many Hollywood movies both old and new where they always imagine important people to be white.

    • @Assimandeli
      @Assimandeli Před 5 lety +5

      Except that it was never meant to be a spoof. It was supposed to be a modern take on Mannerheim, which apparently means he's a black man in Kenya. A terrible idea and a terrible film

  • @jarmakey1
    @jarmakey1 Před 8 lety +40

    Seriously what was up with that frickin music?!

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives Před 6 lety +9

      You know, I think this movie's Genghis Khan is more rapey than the real guy

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 Před 4 lety +2

      It was the 50s, where people believed that a woman struggling against a kiss is only playing hard to get and if a good looking or popular guy kisses or f**** her, she has to be into it eventually. She only doesn't know it yet.
      [Holds up sarcasm sign] Good old times

  • @TheMitchellPatterson
    @TheMitchellPatterson Před 8 lety +5

    To be honest, Dan Carlin's Hardcore History brought me here.

  • @jorgezarco9269
    @jorgezarco9269 Před rokem +2

    Pedro Armendariz was a Mexican actor. His son played the "President of Isthmus" in Licence to Kill(1989).

  • @Rustymouse
    @Rustymouse Před 7 lety +10

    at 0924, beautiful shaped clear polished nails. Max factor doing some time travelling !

  • @JohnPatterson-kz8jr
    @JohnPatterson-kz8jr Před 5 měsíci

    I've been a John Wayne fan all my life and it's hard to beleive that the same year (1956) The Duke gave one of his greatest roles as Ethan Edwards in "The Searchers he decided to play Genghis Khan in"The Conqueror"!!😮😅

  • @jongroskin729
    @jongroskin729 Před 4 lety +2

    City Wok did the catering for this movie.

  • @Isaac-gh5ku
    @Isaac-gh5ku Před 8 lety +10

    If The Conqeror was made in Hong Kong, and they also have Mongolian casts in it, then that movie would be 65 to 80 percent better than John Wayne's version.

    • @DieHardAlien
      @DieHardAlien Před 7 lety +4

      It seems like you've got your wish as there was a movie about the early life of Temüjin (Genghis Khan) in 2008 called MONGOL with Tadanobu Asano (Hogun from the Marvel THOR movies) as the main lead.

    • @tereziamarkova2822
      @tereziamarkova2822 Před 6 lety +1

      Or the Takashi Sorimachi version. God, he was sooo pretty.

  • @AMac-qd6ft
    @AMac-qd6ft Před 2 lety +1

    "Don't wantcha to get it on with nobody else but me, pilgrim." - John Wayne, 1192 AD

  • @robertromero9488
    @robertromero9488 Před 5 lety +1

    Love the Agnes Morehead/Bewitched jokes, especially turning him into a field mouse lol

  • @geeker6350
    @geeker6350 Před 5 lety +7

    As atrocious as this is, it's Best Picture material compared to what Steven Seagal's 'Genghis Khan' would have been.

  • @murciadoxial8056
    @murciadoxial8056 Před 9 lety +37

    oooh... the movie that killed john wayne...

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives Před 6 lety +7

      Murcia doxial *LITERALLY!*

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 Před 6 lety +2

      Murcia doxial well, that and his smoking habit. Regardless of the cause, neither of these things helped

  • @TheStopShort
    @TheStopShort Před 2 lety +2

    That’s John Hoyt as the shaman. Hilarious seeing him in yellowface, particularly when he played in a movie called “wetbacks” the same year.

  • @phillipwells7383
    @phillipwells7383 Před 11 měsíci

    The fact that there's actually IRRADIATED DRINKING WATER though, and rolling on the ground. Man alive!

  • @opalgoon6154
    @opalgoon6154 Před 6 lety +1

    The horse time machine had me tearing 😂 you are hilarious

  • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787

    The town with no names main. Character sounds exactly like John Wayne’s character in this

  • @Nosferatu755
    @Nosferatu755 Před 3 lety +2

    I'm just looking forward to the bigger-budget remake of the Conqueror, with a dark and gritty tone, and Joaquin Phoenix

  • @gracefutrell1912
    @gracefutrell1912 Před 2 lety +2

    Another interesting fact is two of John Wayne sons Michael and Patrick were in the film playing guards must’ve been fun seeing their dad speak broken English 😩

  • @brianfuller5868
    @brianfuller5868 Před 6 lety +6

    Historically, Genghis Khan founded the Mongol Empire by uniting nomadic tribes in Central Asia. Khan was brutal but more in the scope of a sociopath than a psychopath. He did use terror and did kill many innocents. He was fascinated with knowledge that the Mongols could use but famously scorned ' useless' knowledge. The objective was booty as in plunder; Much of said booty was dispensed to buy loyalty or reward it. One must remember that before an Empire, Mongols were clans. Inter-Clan warfare was frequent. While much of the Mongol brutality was simply to prove superiority, much was quite calculated. The same idea was often used by other empires. Khan was a complex historical character who defied later attempts to simplify him.

    • @GuiltyKit
      @GuiltyKit Před 2 lety

      Okay I'm pretty sure "he was an omnicidal SOCIOPATH, not a psychopath who wasn't totally brainless" isn't really defying any "later attempts". I don't know why so many people in the comments are like "oh sure he was a monster but did you know he liked to crochet?!?! Bet you didn't checkmate athiests".

    • @gracefutrell1912
      @gracefutrell1912 Před 2 lety

      I think the TV series about his life might work instead of a whole movie Just my opinion

  • @MsTwinkle101
    @MsTwinkle101 Před 9 lety +18

    As a woman... I'm laughing my ass off :b

  • @tecumsehcristero
    @tecumsehcristero Před 4 lety +1

    Funny thing is the earliest account of Ghangis Khan describes him as having ginger hair and green eyes

  • @Lee-Darin
    @Lee-Darin Před 9 měsíci

    Close to 10 years later we got John Wayne as a first century Roman Centurion 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @airmackeeee6792
    @airmackeeee6792 Před 8 lety +12

    No Steven Seagal as as Genhis Khan? Well we did get Gerard Butler as Attila the Hun. Will that do Cinema Snob?

    • @tereziamarkova2822
      @tereziamarkova2822 Před 6 lety +3

      Oh, I've seen parts of that one. It was the worst Hallmark shit and I loved it.

    • @michaelmyers3709
      @michaelmyers3709 Před 2 lety +1

      Seagal almost did star in a movie as Genghis Khan. No, really.

    • @airmackeeee6792
      @airmackeeee6792 Před 2 lety

      @@michaelmyers3709 That would have been AWESOME!!! 😉🤣🤣

  • @alexandriasanders9499
    @alexandriasanders9499 Před 8 lety +2

    "What's this womans talk, my mother."

  • @spookydonkey513
    @spookydonkey513 Před 5 lety +1

    Literally any other leading man from that era and the movie would have been a classic.

  • @sheltonbrightjr.5988
    @sheltonbrightjr.5988 Před 6 lety +1

    😢😢 This movie makes me cry for all the wrong reasons. Its like how is it that Howard Hughs was 1 of the richest men in America making schlock like this, buying all copies of this schlock, & building the Spruce Goose???

  • @zetetick395
    @zetetick395 Před rokem +1

    This really is like John Wayne *doing a John Wayne impression* in this movie! (like in about half of his movies) 😅
    - He's in that small band of actors who have fantastic presence, are culturally significant, and are well loved by all us movie fans,
    buuuuut, not actually that great an actor, (when, say, compared to some of their amazing 'character actor' contemporaries)..........William Shatner also comes to mind in this regard....

  • @pauldareason
    @pauldareason Před 7 lety +8

    the soundtrack was confused, lmbo

  • @officialbrucewayne
    @officialbrucewayne Před 10 měsíci

    In retrospect that's exactly how every "true story" is and their slogan.

  • @turbinegraphics16
    @turbinegraphics16 Před 3 lety +1

    I can only think that people were still traumatized by ww2 to place music like that in those scenes.

  • @geoffelder2236
    @geoffelder2236 Před 3 lety +2

    This area was so dangerous, you know, from being downwind from nuclear fallout and whatnot, that I half-expected the film print to look like the radioactively degraded film (static/spots) of Chernobyl footage! I'm surprised in addition to bringing back some contaminated soil with them, that they didn't sprinkle in some crushed irradiated graphite as well, for an added contrast to the light-colored sand, you see!
    What the fuck, Mr. Snob, what the fuck indeed!

  • @samfanhellyeah
    @samfanhellyeah Před 5 lety +1

    Omg your face after he slaps her. XD

  • @thedangerwich5476
    @thedangerwich5476 Před 6 lety +5

    6:50 did they really accompany basically what was sexual assault with dramatic romantic music like it's supposed to be some sort of amazing moment?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @geoffelder2236
    @geoffelder2236 Před 3 lety

    I just wanted to simply point out to everyone replying on Brad's videos that he has some of the most enjoyable, observant and hilarious comment sections of any others I ever have read. Kudos to my fellow Stoned Gremlin Production fans!

  • @SangTheCryptek
    @SangTheCryptek Před 5 lety +3

    When he slapped her, I was really hoping for a #superdupermegafeminist

  • @JosephRGrych
    @JosephRGrych Před 5 lety

    This is the best way to view that movie.

  • @roolstar
    @roolstar Před 7 lety +1

    Have I been binge watching this cinema snob series for so long I'm back to fucking 360p days?
    Damn you cinema snob, damn you to hell!

  • @New3DSLuigi364
    @New3DSLuigi364 Před 5 lety +6

    @10:17
    Hashtag: Feminist
    #Feminist
    @10:24
    Hashtag: Superfeminist
    #Superfeminist
    @11:20
    Hashtag: SuperDuperFeminist
    #SuperDuperfeminist

  • @altarush
    @altarush Před 2 lety +1

    They should have casted Yul Brynner as title character.

  • @littlebearbradick9263
    @littlebearbradick9263 Před 7 lety +14

    Whoo boy. overlaying a very rapey (ahem, "rapine'y") scene with romantic musicals is really fuckin telling about how we view rape societally.
    In other words: YiiiiIIIIiIIIiIIIIIIIkes!!!!!

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives Před 6 lety

      You know, I think this movie's Genghis Khan is more rapey than the real guy

  • @imamotherfgsnake5948
    @imamotherfgsnake5948 Před 9 lety

    I watch a convoluted movie drunk then be spun around for three minutes straight, and I'd still be less confused than this movie.

  • @everygrainofsand
    @everygrainofsand Před 4 lety

    Wonderful! I’m so glad I happened on this video: it’s introduced me to your superlative channel

  • @argoth231
    @argoth231 Před 2 měsíci

    Watching again because of the documentary about this film came out

  • @mrpurple11
    @mrpurple11 Před 5 lety +1

    "Fun" fact: in one of his early works Dick Powell, the director of this film also directed Split Second a film about a group of people who is held hostage by to convicts in a ghost town that was selected for an atom bomb test

  • @Batman43221
    @Batman43221 Před 6 lety +2

    If I were Howard Hughes, I'd buy every single existing print from the film and destroy them so no one in the future can watch it.

  • @hornyhornyhippos4091
    @hornyhornyhippos4091 Před 7 lety

    How did I not hear of this before now?!

  • @New3DSLuigi364
    @New3DSLuigi364 Před 5 lety +3

    0:00-0:11
    "Welcome to a new episode of the Cinema Snob, where we look at a Hollywood movie that's so WTF, it's radioactive"
    (canned Booing)
    I DON'T GET THE JOKE!!

  • @bruceygoosey908
    @bruceygoosey908 Před 7 lety +6

    Wow! I didn't know that The Emoji Movie wasn't the first film to give people cancer, it was the first film in 60 years to accomplish such a feat!

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 Před 6 lety +1

      Horrorkid 908 well, to accomplish such a feat so fucking well

  • @wjzav1971
    @wjzav1971 Před 4 lety +2

    Jeezums, those moments when John Wayne would force himself on her with a lusty look on his face while romantic music kept playing are downright skin-crawling uncomfortable. You could insert the scene into a psycho-thriller and it would fit perfectly.

  • @Ryan-vl2nn
    @Ryan-vl2nn Před 6 lety +6

    And now I know why Howard Hughes was so obsessed with recapturing all the film canisters of the heap of shit. For in essence, it's the greatest, most numerous snuff film of all time. Sure they weren't offed on film, but many many of the on and behind the scenes talent met an early grave. But I'm sure Mr. Hughes, the richest man in the world at the time as well as a military aerospace industrialist was quite aware of the absolutely lethal radiation levels here out in the super-nuked Nevada desert.

  • @trbd
    @trbd Před 3 lety +4

    Whitewashing is a weird stuff. For men, they wanted to remain true to the character racial features (or at least, a stereotypical depiction of it). But for women, especially the love interest, they just didnt care. They would just go find the cutest white woman in the world and then cast her regardless of whether she can be passed off as the race she is playing. Even in 1965 Genghis Khan they cast a blonde french woman as Borte without caring how her hair and accent make her so out of place.
    Btw the 1965 movie was so much better, way more dedicated in portraying Genghis Khan life as accurate as possible. Probably would recommend if it was not for the whitewashing.

  • @New3DSLuigi364
    @New3DSLuigi364 Před 5 lety +5

    WHY have all these male TGWTG people gone bald lately; First it was Doug Walker, NOW It's Brad Jones, who's next, Angry Joe?

  • @Ratciclefan
    @Ratciclefan Před 5 lety +1

    Wait, how did I not know this was on the Snob's current channel?!
    I also never paid attention to the comments about the backstory.

  • @zardox78
    @zardox78 Před 8 lety +5

    9:20 20 noes and a yes... means yes.

  • @conradojavier7547
    @conradojavier7547 Před rokem

    Disney's Mulan Reboot is basically the Modern Day version of the Counquerer.

  • @alexanderrowley9870
    @alexanderrowley9870 Před 6 lety +2

    Actors being put in serious danger... So it's one of Doug Walker's films if he had an actual budget? ;)

  • @rackroll4405
    @rackroll4405 Před 5 lety

    I love this movie

  • @spookyrosev6467
    @spookyrosev6467 Před 5 lety +1

    So a rare case where you can say that a movie literally killed an actor

  • @RevJim-qc2ry
    @RevJim-qc2ry Před 3 lety

    "Most wonderfully bad, and not very good, was it?" Leonard Pinth Garnell, "Bad Cinema -SNL

  • @greatpolymathbubba
    @greatpolymathbubba Před 8 měsíci

    This is the weirdest episode of Star Trek TOS. I had no clue John Wayne played a Klingon..

  • @FrenchPaul1988
    @FrenchPaul1988 Před 9 lety +12

    That looks pretty much like every 1950s period piece, except of course the really dark/shocking backstory and the rather bad performance by John Wayne. I'm pretty sure the movie would have been much better with Richard Burto instead of John Wayne.

    • @Batman43221
      @Batman43221 Před 6 lety +4

      French Paul 1988 Or an actual Asian.

    • @tereziamarkova2822
      @tereziamarkova2822 Před 6 lety +2

      Plus the bad script, dialogues and everything. It's like if you took Ten Commandements, King And I, Ben Hur or Cleopatra and cut everything that made these movies good despite their flaws.

  • @downwindersdoc5661
    @downwindersdoc5661 Před 8 lety +4

    There's a feature length documentary about downwinders and the story behind the rumor that John Wayne and others on the film were killed due to nuclear radiation called "DOWNWINDERS - Did the Government kill John Wayne?" You can see the trailer for it here: czcams.com/video/srbMbqlLsxo/video.html

  • @CarlyBoothheartsmovies

    In the style of Wang Chung:
    Everybody Wayne Khan tonight! (Everybody Wayne Khan tonight...)

  • @Rustymouse
    @Rustymouse Před 7 lety +3

    loads of horses put down as well I presume.

  • @elijahbutterfield4869
    @elijahbutterfield4869 Před rokem +1

    Tbh... I think if John Wayne wanted to go outside his western cowboy roots... he probably would have done better as a swashbuckling pirate....

  • @Isaac-gh5ku
    @Isaac-gh5ku Před 4 lety +1

    This tragedy won't have happened if these guys should have pick a better location anywhere in Asia for their set.
    Which place in Asia would be perfect for shooting The Conqueror?

  • @pentelegomenon1175
    @pentelegomenon1175 Před 2 lety +1

    It would have been interesting if they made a movie that draws some kind of analogy between Genghis Khan and the typical John Wayne-esque hero, instead of just using him for an unfitting soap opera plot while pretending to care about historical accuracy.

    • @rayvenkman2087
      @rayvenkman2087 Před 10 měsíci

      That would have made for a better film than this turkey. A story of two seemingly disconnected worlds from two different periods being more alike than they realised.