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- Howdy neighbor. Do you have a warrant?
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Written by Austin Bragg, Meredith Bragg, and Andrew Heaton. Performed by Austin Bragg, Andrew Heaton, and Remy. Produced and edited by Meredith and Austin Bragg.
Music Credits: Life of Riley, Batty McFaddin, and Wholesome by Kevin MacLeod
Clifford the Big Red - MENACE.
That was actually hilarious
Killed me when he put on the stalin hat.
Loved it!
Yeah, i LOL'ed for reals. Totally scared my cat. Best part for sure.
Spider-Man is also a big red menace.
I could not hold it at that one
Okay, Mister Rogers with a gun is definitely going to be a cherished relic forever now.
Anyone who remembers 'The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny' knows Mister Rogers prefers swords. Doesn't mean he doesn't use guns, just that he prefers melee combat.
Hes smart too. Revolvers dont jam.
@@Jesusprayerwarriorbw They still have parts that can break, though. Yet we always see movie people snapping cylinders shut, a trope that's carried over into video games (even some S.T.A.L.K.E.R. mods), more's the pity.
@@judsongaiden9878 Mister Rogers after shooting someone: "I said I never had much use for guns. I didn't say I didn't know how to use them."
@@davidwit7749 Quigley Down Under reference. Dig it! No one else will get that reference, btw.
“How are you doing today?”
“I don’t have to answer that question”
“that is CORRECT!”
is this self parody? I can no longer tell, they're ripping off public broadcasting and gave mr rogers a revolver to seriously make this hilarious attempt at a gotcha moment? i'm so confused.
@@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 It’s called self deprecation
@@armadillolover99 i get that but if you know any libertarians that is lost on them, one of the prerequisites is that it requires self awareness haha
“So we did a little digging into your past.”
I dread that line too.
Anyone who's lived a life worth living dreads that question. Especially since witch hunts are back in fashion.
@@nutbastard bUT yoU HaVE NOthINg to fEAr iF YoU hAvE nOThiNg tO hIdE
Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone. But some have sinned in ways unimaginable, the rocks will fly like machine gun fire. Just depends.
Lmao looking at this now it's even better.
Anyone with dark humor dreads it more than most.
"Do you have a warrant to be here?" Got me with the first sentence.
I had to go back and play that part again because I was not ready for this at first and that threw me off lol.
"Who's going to charge me for harassing you without a warrant and who's going to give them a warrant to do so?"
I hate libertarians just as much as communists honestly.
Insta sub
@@GuyAWhite-rk3se One tells you how to live and the other lets you live as you please. Everything in between makes rules and takes all your money to inforce those rules.
"Made possible by the people who pay for it." - Couldn't say it better myself
Really says it all.
In my country the real sign should say "Made possible by the collateral of this countries mineral rights paying the people we borrowed from to pay for it even if we could just print the cash for it ourselves."
Should say "Made possible by the people who VOLUNTARILY pay for it."
@@volts7230
Hello Australian
tax payers collectively paid for these classics and these reason dweebs made a lazy video and gave you no money for it haha you got ripped off
"' I don't want green eggs and ham.'
'That's alright. You don't have to eat them. '
It's a short book. "
😂😂😂😂😂
A good one
It actually is though not to dissect a frog but green eggs and ham was literally written on a dare; his publisher bet he couldn't write a book that had a full, coherent story in 50 words or less.
I don't think he ever intended him to write it but he did. I might be simplifying the actual events, do your own research, I just find this bit of trivia amusing
Ted cruz
To be fair the original is just peer pressure promoted as a virtue.
But, then i can keep hounding you on eating green eggs and ham. Free speech you know.
"Marry who you want."
Well, I keep asking and she keeps saying no.
Sadly that's their right, but also not sadly that's their right
That, dear gentleman, is a problem that can easily be fixed, with a roll of duct tape and a bottle of chloroform.
Just get the government to force her to say yes by murdering half the female population and democratically electing a patriarchal government.
@@TheSm1thers Wow!
Hail Lobster! 🦞
Reminds me of: "My mother told me that when I grew up I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out that's identity theft"
I love how Reason is so self aware and leans into Libertarian jokes others make while doing these kinds of videos..
The problem with other political leanings is that they take themselves too seriously.
@@Lucky-ow4mk No, libertarians still believe in the age of consent. Children do not have the mental capacity to understand the consequences of their actions. I would say giving a 5 year old heroin violates the non-aggression principle. If you think libertarians are cool with abusing and exploiting children you are mistaken.
the other parties dont take us seriously, so we don't take ourselves seriously either.
when you know you're gonna lose, no point in keeping up appearances.
@@Lucky-ow4mk what's worse heroine or hormone blockers ?
@@daa589 Depends, if you actually need the blockers then heroine. If you ae given blockers despite not wanting them, then the blockers.
The zoning one hits too close to home. I'm a civil engineer, and I have to put up with that s**t all the time.
I did a foundation location an it was 2" too close to the street. They could not put the brick face on the house as planned and had to side it.
Eminent domain too. I hate the piddly shit that the government tries to acquire land and clog up titles for. A sidewalk corner cut? Fuck off.
The government jobs are where I try to bury time on other jobs that went a little over or I just wasn't able to fill a full 8 hours for some reason. Time and expense on call contracts are great. Sue us. I can get work anywhere.
@@IVANGROZNEY Someone should have hammered the monuments 2 inches toward the right of way. OK there's real legit ways to deal with that.
This exchange happened a few days ago (summarized for brevity):
Government regulator: “why didn’t you do water quality testing?”
Us: “Because testing is not a listed requirement in the permit conditions.”
Government regulator: “It is now.”
Yes. wanting to rebuild a rock wall on MY PRIVATE PROPERY that was falling over... that children usually playing around...
But I was told I may have to wait a week or two to get the permit to START rebuilding it. I told them, either give me the permit and I'll start rebuilding it, or I rebuild it without the permit. Either way was fine with me.
After some more arguing about "you "cant" do that..." I was given the permit, and rebuilt the wall.
Puppet: Today we have a real Senator. Hello Senator!
Senator: How are you doing?
Puppet: What is your favorite color?
Senator: I would have to say blue
Puppet: Me too! Tell me, why did you sell all your stock right before the crash?
I can see the damn video for myself thank you. Do you have any commentary of your OWN to add to it or do you just get off on writing a transcript of the video?
green is not a creative color
Oh no mr beat run
Senator: OH NO! Accountability! MY WEAKNESS!
Yes, I...also watched the video
Thumbs up for Bob Ross painting Waco "We just want to warm it up a bit. We don't want to set it on fire. It's very easy to set it on fire."
After doing 2 papers on Waco I can confirm this is funnier than it has any right to be, lmao
@@kinghearts4497 Ya, I laughed until I remembered that my government murdered all those men and women and children for no reason.
@@sirving1297 I mean they had a reason. They had to show those weirdos who was boss - how dare they object to uncle sam making up excuses to raid their homes. "We may be baby killers but at least we aren't law-abiding citizens who want to be left alone to practice our kooky religion"
@ELfudgeable I’d argue that the Branch Davidians weren’t exactly law abiding (given all the pedo stuff), but the raid and the gun charges were bullshit. If you want to go after them for pedo stuff, be my guest, get a warrant, go after them. But the gun charges (especially considering that Koresh offered to let them inspect the place) were BS.
The “Waco Wonderland” joke might be the best example of creative editing in the history of media
FBIA
Im chilean and i didnt get it u.u
@@myxomatosisification Waco was a standoff between a religious group (including their children) in a big house and the FBI. The FBI got tired and shot in tear gas and started shooting...possibly igniting the building when sparks hit the tear gas, which they should have known.
@@Stevarooni they actually used incendiary rounds, even though they knew full well there were small children in the compound
@@seanoleary4374 thanks, I'd forgotten that detail.
So ultimately...the FBI treated American Citizens with an openly heavy fist.
"Circle"
"square"
"rectangle"
"War Factory"
I died there ngl
Make Pentagon Library Again!
It's funni bc its true
"It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, and you have a right to defend your house with firearms." Well, I'm never gonna get that song out of my head now.
We have a right to arms, which means weapons of war! Not just firearms! Heaton should be loaded with explosives, grenades, firearms, computer that can launch computer guided missiles and more!
"Circle, Square, Rectangle... War Factory." Brilliant.
I would actually watch PBS if these shows were on it, but then it wouldn't be PBS. It would be a privately-funded streaming app.
Shit Man, I’d Pay For That
PBS now stands for Private Bitcoin Streaming
Same. I mean I ain't even libertarian but they seem like legit values
@@bidensciownworidbroughttoy4218 Absolutely. We need to have mandatory economics classes, to learn how to manage finances, do taxes, and learn about different economic systems.
Lol... one of those moments when you want something even tho its literally happening right in front of you....
Someone went through a lot of Bob Ross videos to get that clip and I like it.
I thought it was remade
My favorite Byden quote.
What should I do next Nancy?
Should have teamed up with John Burk. Could have done more with a Ross parody.
"Clifford the big red MENACE"
It was at this point that I died.
I've watched this 5-6 times and just now noticed it says "Who will build the Sesame Streets?" Clever!
Wow thanks!
People can walk.
"What else starts with Q?"
Me: "Quantitative easing!"
Quarantine
Quasi-socialist economy
QAnon?
Amen! Its just fancy jargon for the FED printing more money.
Queer?
Oh hello there. DO YOU HAVE A WARRANT TO BE HERE?!
No it's a public space I don't need one
You invited me so I don't need one.
BLM Looter: I have every right to break into your home because Biden, and Harris gave me permission to destroy your property. They care about me, and my rage against the white man, and will support my mission to rid the world of white men.
@@Launchpad05 haha I'm a minority so that's means u can't loot my house I'm protected by my race card
@@mr.mayonnaise2095 BLM Looter: Black on black crime, and using 'the race card' against me. Isn't that a little 'RACIST'?
"Marry who you want" is a bit of a sinister message to hear from an apparently adult dinosaur who just established that he has a requited love for prepubescent children.
Yeah, something about the purple headed monster with his friends Baby Bop and BJ hanging out with kids never sat right with me.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! 🤣🤣
Yes.
@@ArthurCSchaperMR
Why even bring up marry who are so young
@@0011peace Exactly!
"Do you have a warrant to be here?"
I literally choked on my coffee
DO NOT WATCH THIS AT WORK... When they said "war factory" for the pentagon I fell off my chair laughing and now everyone knows I was on Reason instead of filing my TPS reports
If you could just stop with the atrocious forigen policy, that'd be greeaat.....
@My Name is JAFO maybe he didn't get the memo about the new coversheet, yeeeaaaah, let's make sure he gets a copy.
Haha!!! I got my tps out before watching
Ummm, yeeeaaahhh... You do know we're using those new cover sheets on those to's reports. So if you could get that done and run them on by, that'd be great, m'kay?
We need to talk about your tps reports.
That qualified immunity chunk had me laughing out loud
The chimes when he said that. DARK but so sorely needed.
@@baddriversofthenorcalarea500 If a cop unlawfully shoots someone and and doesn't get charged with a crime, then, practically speaking, qualified immunity applies to criminal cases
liberatrians don't support qualified immunity tho so it was weird
@@karma-616 satire is clearly lost on you
@@baddriversofthenorcalarea500 why couldn't they?
4:37 I would pay for Mr. Rogers to come back to life and say that on PBS.
“And I have the right to kick you off the show, you homophobic meat goblin”
I died.
I didn’t as I support the right to not violate someone’s religion over forcing an agenda.
The same baker also doesn't make cakes for Halloween and Transition Parties. Which is why they're being sued again.
@@dmgice activists intentionally ask him to produce what they know he won't do. The origin of the cake saga they went to multiple bakeries to find one to refuse.
@@TheJaguarthChannel we need to go to gay bakeries and ask them to bake cakes with bible verses condemning sodomy on and then sue them for religious discrimination when they decline. Only when this BS begins cutting both ways will it end.
@@jadedandbitter As an atheist I like the sound of this plan. Good luck to you if you try it!
"Aaaand that sound means we're in international waters! I'ma marry a robot and sell my kidney on Ebay!"
Australians turning on the hentai and preparing for a wank:
Reminds me of Any and Bender from Futurama.
@@Simon-me9fh Northern Territorians.
Heaton didn't even light that god damn joint!
@@Simon-me9fh Wait, is it illegal down there?
Amazing
oh hey back cracking guy
Whoa whoa be careful they'll cancel you if they find out you watched this.
@@kassokilleri2ff because freedom of speech and thinking died looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ago
"Ho ho the suspense is killing me!" is killing me
As a lifelong libertarian, I've got to say, this is pretty accurate! Thanks, laughed a lot.
The Dracula Debt and inflation of the dollar jokes are pretty underrated, I died laughing at them
"The Tragedy of the Commons but they made it cute." 🤣
@Eddard Tyrsson oh God that explains it how the small hats made money through exploiting the nature that protected them cute
Eddard Tyrosson, the book is about unconditional love. Too bad you can't understand that.
It's actually not the tragedy of the commons. There's only one individual interacting with the tree. Or is this saying that the tree is somehow part of the collective community? The point of the giving tree was that the "boy" had taken everything he could and more from the tree to go about and live his life. This is mirrored on the other side by the tree, which happily gave everything it could to the boy. It's supposed to be a story that both the child listening to the book and the parent reading the book to their child can appreciate (and all walks of life in between).
You're all of course welcome to take from it what you will, but I'd argue you missed Shel's point.
@Eddard Tyrsson "So we can all go and log an entire forest, because we learned from the giving tree the unconditional love of trees. "
Out of all the widely varied interpretations of this work expressed throughout the decades, exactly zero humans have ever interpreted it this way. Feel free to provide evidence to the contrary.
"If you don't see that it was small scale tragedy of the commons, you're missing the bigger picture."
If you're unaware of a large variety of different, equally valid interpretations of The Giving Tree that exist alongside your own, you have some reading to do before you decide that everyone else's opinion is objectively false.
@Eddard Tyrsson "I suppose if your entitled to yours, I'm entitled to mine."
Mine has supporting evidence, but you do you.
" I suppose I do firmly feel the way I do that I think it's objectively bad and I can't understand for the life of me why anyone thinks that story is any fucking good,"
If you lack understanding, what makes you think your opinion is objective?
"but in no way am I actually saying you're wrong for liking it."
Careful, making assumptions in the absence of evidence is habit-forming.
"But yeah, I think this book and Shel Silverstein as an author are as overrated as 50 shades and Twilight"
Probably because you've never read The Devil and Billy Markham.
"So we did some digging into your past......"
I died!
I use to be libertarian when I was in high-school. After I grew up I became a Constitutionalist
Explain, what beliefs changed, and what is the difference?
“Alright kids, today we’re going to talk about the worst book ever written: Llama Llama Time to Share.”
@SEAN PETAIA communist
"The only good communist llama is a dead communist llama."
@@pauldraper1736 - Ghandi
I don't know, my vote for the worst goes to The Rainbow Fish.
I agree on Rainbow Fish. To hell with them greedy petty greyscaled fishes.
The shapes into war factory joke got me good.
Bob Ross painting Waco, that's gold.
"you homophobic bearded meat goblin" I gotta use that one
I've long said that what we need are more Libertarian writers in Hollywood.
Amen!
It's the real reason Firefly was cancelled. I'm sure of it.
@@nutbastard I've never seen it. Was it libertarian slanted?
@@jdinhuntsvilleal4514 Yeah, and you should watch it. The main character was a Sergeant on the losing side of a war for independence. It's incredibly well written and acted, among my favorite shows of all time.
Tbh it is overrated, but it was pretty good and shouldn't have been cancelled. It's certainly worth a try.
This Old House is my fave part. I'd pay good money to hear Bob Vila get real about the headaches they must go thru.
Ohh it's the city inspector. How fun. What a tragedy your brakes still work.
Bob Vila hasn’t been on there for a long time. I’m not sure how long but it seams 20 plus years or at least 15.
@@TheoriginalBillBraskey Bob Vila is still relevant man. Maybe not "This old House" as that show went off the air in 1989, but Bob himself was active in Television until 2007. His shows are still available to re-watch on the website by his own namesake.
Any adult considering home improvement will probably learn about Bob Vila. Don't forget that his appearance on Tim Allen's show was the best advertising of all time.
I've got ten years as a General Contractor going to the City permit office almost every day. Oh the stories!
That was so funny!
I want that “taxation is theft” tote bag!! But 10 Bitcoin might be a little too much.
I find it important that you know your geometrical shapes 3:11
The Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego music is INTENSE nostalgia and I never really even watched the show much as a kid.
Ok, but where is she
In a country where socialism has failed and that has an American military base.
@@StarlasAiko so we take a map from each category and overlap them
@@StarlasAiko germany, aghganistan, syria, bulgaria, yemen,are left
@@anemu3819 I believe it was two seperate questions. The joke being a typical game show has 3 to 4 options and those two questions have MANY options.
I'm one sentence in and it's already gold.
Oh hello. DO YOU HAVE A WARRANT TO BE HERE?!
That was me too!!
Left me cackling like an idiot!
It's like the Libertarian knock knock joke.
@@fnalley1761 Get a warrant.
Absolute GOLD, Im going to show this to all my friends who dont understand Libertarians. Thanks for making my day!
As a PBS watcher (in youth)....
I laughed so hard that I had to watch it twice! 😂
I think this is supposed to be " parody" but i cant disagree with ANYTHING being made fun of.
I think even George Carlin once said "its funny because its true."
This is parodying done well
Sadly, no Libertarian will see the joke in the mirror.
@@scottgillespie8011 sadly, partisans still think this is a " joke" that cannot become a reality.
@@scottgillespie8011 Nice chip on your shoulder.
Andrew Heaton playing Mr Rogers was something I didn't realise I wanted until right this second.
I just keep coming back to this, I've watched it 4 times in 3 days. It's beautiful, please make more things like this.
I've watched it four times just now...
“And when it’s time, you can die with dignity by determining your own end of life plan.”
Finally! Someone explained why Mr. Rogers won the "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny".
Best comment lol
GLaD to know I'm not the only one who remembers that.
@@judsongaiden9878 Oh, there's plenty of us in the Newgrounds generation...
Too funny, that last scene gave me nostalgia for the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny as well. I think I'm going to go watch it now for the first time in years.
@@Countdown3337 Tell Chuck Norris "hi" for me! (Incidentally, I think he'd make a great Libertarian candidate for President, as he's all about personal responsibility. And could totally kick any other world leader's tuchus.)
3:35 I just want to warm it up, but not set it on fire.
😄😆😅😂🤣
Oooof
XD
And the motivation for the Oklahoma city bombing was, drum roll please...
The "Carmen Sandiego" bit was hilarious! I really liked that show. And it had a great theme song!
Kids would probably learn more from this version of PBS, unironically.
These random Reason shorts are hilarious and severely underrated
agreed
"What else begins with the letter Q?"
"John de Lancie."
I see you are also a man of culture.
De Lancie always knew he was sexy.
Have I found my tribe?
OMG WHY did it take CZcams so long to connect us??? SUBSCRIBED
Clifford The Big Red Menace had me laughing to a point of tears
I passed by the thumbnail a few times before watching this one. Now I want to share it with the world.
4:20 Tote bag for $521, 208 USD? Sounds good.
There are some real cutthroat digs in this one.
This video made my Friday immeasurably better! We need more Heaton, Remy and Bragg videos and more Remy songs!!
I need these to be real shows. This would be the TV my kids would watch 😂
Content like this is why CZcams needs a "LOVE" button, not just a "Like" button. Also Andrew and Austin are national treasures that should be protected at all cost, including the use of US military personnel based in Australia, Bahrain, Belgium,.....
"War Factory", LMAO!
How does libertarianism satirize and advocate for itself at the same time?
Sense of humor and humility?
Comedy is proven to be great at conveying a message (that's why, for example, Stewart's Daily Show and Colbert Report were long running and popular shows). I'm a left-libertarian myself yet I do love these ReasonTV comedy skits.
I was wondering what this video was trying to say as it seems to be of two minds.
"Waco Wonderland" I actually laughed out loud!
"Oh hello, do you have a warrant to be here?" Lmao
5 seconds in and it's already perfect "oh hello do you have a warrant to be in here ? "
Commenting just to help the algorithm recommend this amazing video to more people
Pog
Your welcome. It may not recomend it to me without your comment!!#
Will comment too
“Oh the suspense is killing me”
The Clifford the big red menace part got me.
Tune in next week when we read "The Lorax and the Importance of Replanting".
If the Lorax knew a little bit of economics, he could have completely buried the Once-ler by shorting Thneed stock.
@@JETZcorp Or maybe homesteading some land and started a Truffula tree farm to sell to the Once-ler. Then getting the Once-ler in as a partner, planting Truffula trees, increasing the supply of fiber needed to make thneeds. And maybe branching out to other garments, and made a killing actually growing Truffula trees, maintaining a healthy population of them.
Like how it works in real life.
What else starts with letter Q?
Quantitative easing
3:42 that hits VERY close to home
precisely 2 inches too close
Good god this is *so funny* I want 20 more of these. Sharing this with foreign friends has been a blast too! Absolutely great work, and I really needed a good laugh, thank you
This is one of the funniest things you guys have put out since the Libertarian Christmas gifts. Bravo!
Actually pretty funny guys, kudos! BTW: MOAR REMY!!!
Yes, love me some Remy!!
Also, more Andrew Heaton.
That “Nixon and racism” line is god tier comedy
I absolutely loved this. Please post more like it. This is especially funny for those of us over 40 who grew up watching the original un PC Sesame Street. This needs to be seen by a lot more people. Thank you
This is so good I had to watch it again.
I’m 30 and Sesame St. wasn’t that PC about 25 yrs. ago. But if I had kids, I’d block them from watching the current episodes.
This is a satirical masterpiece without equal. Bravo, Reason.
First off, the carmen sandiego bit was fucking hysterical! 🤣🤣
Oh my god. I did not know I needed this in my life. SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN FOR REAL PLEASE.
You can tell Mr. Rogers knows how to use that firearm. He's purposefully keeping his finger away from the trigger. The gun is probably not even loaded but he chooses to show safety measures over looking "badass" by not holding it unsafely.
That's why he didn't "accidentally" shoot and kill someone on the set.
LOL. I'm a Libertarian-leaning conservative and I endorse this video, hahaha.
Same
Agreed! xD
@Baphomet Actually it's more of a "I like some of what he does but not all he does"
@Baphomet Libertarian and Republican both share an interest of not having giant government and having personal freedom... Since there is overlap I don't see why it's so impossible.
@Baphomet .....how are they opposites?
Cuomo looked so shooked when the dude said he dug through his past 💀
He was stunned trying to figure out which atrocity he was referring.
This was the one joke I didn’t get, please explain lol
@@th.nd.r conservatives worldwide are melting down like snowflakes because the governor of a state they don't live in asked women for their consent to get freaky deaky in private instead of bragging about how he just grabs them by their private parts like a rEaL aLpHa mAn 🥴💩🤡💩🥴
@@xp8969 A lot of words just to justify sexual harassment.
I would pay good money for a full length episode of Andrew Heaton's Neighborhood. Ok, maybe not good money, but some federal reserve notes.
"it's the tragedy of the commons.. but cute" I haven't laughed that hard in a while!
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen 🤣
"for a man, thus subjected to a government he does not want, is a slave."
You guys do a lot of awesome videos. This one is by far the best ever!
I got a PBS ad before this video started
"Here we see one of the last taxicab monopolies struggling for life. Competitors have entered their ecosystem." "An Inquiry Into the Nature" PRICELESS.
Freedom is amazing
I legit thought this was supposed to be a parody of Libertarians.
I ... Why have I only found this now. This is great.
When I picture Mr. Rogers with a firearm it is always a revolver.
He did have all those sniper kills in Vietnam.
@@studinthemaking you think he chose the revolver over 1911?