ASMR | Realistic Police Interrogation
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- čas přidán 17. 05. 2024
- The stuff you see on tv is bunk. I’m not saying this is 100% real, but professional interrogators aren’t combative or threatening. They need to build calm and trust.
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Busted for illegal blackjack games
you beat me to it 😅
@@iggyysauce2826 😂😂
I'm so used to the blackjack videos I was waiting for him to say 'your bet please'
busted for counting cards
@@bitingcat2090while counting cards is frowned upon and can get you banned from casinos, counting cards isn’t necessarily illegal
Remember, kids: no matter how much of an ASMR the nice detective gives you or how innocent you are, don't talk to them.
get a lawyer
Yeah, dude was super nice but then he started asking weird questions like martial arts background and how we would take down cameras. Super sus dog…
@@Gam3Theorist the watch question too. at the beginning he said the suspect stole watches
My lawyer really be lacking not showing up like this
Tellin a cop yo activities while watchin onlyfans is wild, boy
Jotaro has no hat but still has the hats shadow on his forehead
Dawg where the fuck is my lawyer😭
I hope this becomes a 2-3 part mini-series, that was excellent
0:40 I want my lawyer
did you mean a diet coke?
The correct response.
Just started watching Suits. You can definitely pull off a Harvey Specter role play 🕴️
I can definitely see him pull off Travis Tanner from suits, the look resemblance, sarcasm, the cheeky smile, cunningness.. bet he’d be spot on
Offering a drink is actually really smart. Not only does it convey a sense of friendliness, but it also helps make the interrogated person need to pee which will 99% of the time make them look for the quickest way out of the room, which they believe is to confess.
Also DNA from drinking from the can and putting your fingerprints all over it
Its to get your prints/dna
I loved the subtle ways of gathering intel. The small bits of conversation in between could totally be linked to eye witness testimonies, considering it's a jewelry store I'm guessing some stolen watches, security guard assaulted with martial arts maybe, and asking about security cameras since they were taken out too.
And offering the drink to get fingerprints
@@ElderlyKoala They also do that to get dna
The sarcasm within this video was hilarious. Aside from the banter I thought this was well researched in terms of how an actual police interrogation goes. It was entertaining and I was also invested. Soothing too. Would’ve been cool if it was the Boston interrogator for a video like this. There’s just something about the accent that makes it “official” haha but don’t get me started on Teddy 😂 other than that I really liked this video!
My biggest issue is that I barely registered the sarcasm, haha. The whole time, I was like, "What a nice police officer, this isn't so bad at all!" 😁😅
why are you so calming yet scary in these????
like first 5 minutes i genuinely thought that i was guilty of something
We know what you did, Eliot. March 23rd, 2022
Not me asking for a lawyer for every question🤣
It's smart though 😂
*hears the creaking of the door opening*
Jeremiah: *inhales and exhales*
Me: “Okay I’ll tell you everything…”
So, I was in the crib watching skibidi toilet on my crusty ipad while practicing my ohio rizz skills while simultaneously consuming mass amounts of subway surfers mixed with family guy funny moments, when I committed genocide.
@@unfunnyducky lol pretty sure you’re what’s wrong with our world going to shit 😂 even if that is your idea of a joke. Secondly, did I ask? Thanks for ruining my comment tho. Appreciate it…
@@chanman2746 No, you just can't handle the skibidi power of the alpha sigma. Never mess with a reddit mod, you never know what their demons are capable of.
Edit: I just realized CZcams glitched and made this comment on the wrong video... I swear my comment made sense before
@@unfunnyducky okay I was like bro what in the hell you talking about? Apologies. Take care
The questions about watches and martial arts at the end were such good touches, it was so subtle, i definitely wouldn’t have noticed if i was in the station😭
Studied Journalism. Our law professor told us that in the event that you are in the situation above, the police can NOT GIVE you anything that they promise. That is not their department, their job is to find someone to be responsible for a crime, nothing more.
Yeah never talk to the police. Ever. Nothing good can come of it. They aren’t your friend, they aren’t trying to help you out. In fact they are probably are lying through their teeth telling you they have a pile of evidence when they don’t have anything. Hence why you are sitting in an interview room. All they want is a conviction.
The casual conversation was interesting. I laughed so hard when you asked if we liked to wipe our butt with $80. Hopefully we see how this interrogation pans out.
my lawyer nowhere to be found, dawg I'm going to jail 🤦🏻♂️😭😭😭🙏🏼
I really hope there is a second part because this was so good. The casual conversation style was very effective. There were some really funny moments, gave me some great laughs. Your interrogation roleplays are awesome. The parking meter bit was great, that would totally be something I would be worrying about. 😂
Your talk about the Scandanavian alternative to "Johnson" is right on the money, because that's literally my middle name! I'm Norwegian, and my middle name translates to Johnson, but I have it spelled Jantzen. Pronounced the same, still means "John's Son," just has a bit of an ethnic twist to it! A more normal way would be how you spelled it, maybe more like Jonsen or Jansen, but my parents decided to be quirky with mine! My late grandfather was Janper, which translates to John Peter, so I quite literally am Jan's Son! Such a delight to hear about this from someone else, reminds me of my rich heritage.
it’d be so interesting if this became a series and then he plays the lawyer as well, but like a saul type lawyer
Can confirm it is indeed, realistic
Bro what?
@@Phill.__. "bRo WhAT"
@@Raoul.
John Mulvaney? 😂 Not sure if that was a Freudian slip, but I’m sure both John Mulaney and Dylan Mulvaney would be amused.
These type of roleplays are some of my favorite ASMR videos
Imagine someone falling asleep during their interrogation because they found it relaxing
Love the variety J. Hope you’re well! Great video as always sir🙂
I missed the interrogations so much! My favorites. As excellent as ever, J!
This is so good give this man some award
I'm so glad that this charismatic detective didn't read me my rights so I can sue the police station after
And, in fact, if they didn't read you your rights any evidence or confessions that was made are null and void I believe
Bro your asmr’s are FIRE please keep makin em
So CJ major guy here - wanna say this is a VERY well done interview. This is classified as an interview, because otherwise it'd be an interrogation if you're purposefully trying to scare the suspect into revealing something. Recent studies have revealed that interviews are more effective at retrieving information (especially accurate information) since interrogations often make the suspect lock up with panic (The 1/4 statistic he brings up are from DNA exonerations - false confessions are supposedly significantly higher and more are being found with each exoneration).
Interviews are very successful in retrieving information in slow, methodical ways. If you rewind the video and watch through this whole thing - you might notice he really only asks a few questions that are actually relevant. The relevant questions are asked in conspicuous ways which don't make it feel that important, are done because it's "required for the paperwork", or it's a "theoretical" situation. The majority of the time is spent on making the suspect comfortable by appearing relatable, kind, and that you're safe. In reality - you're being probed for information in small ways which you may not catch if you're not paying attention.
It’s videos like this that just reaffirm why I follow and support this channel. There is an undeniable weirdness here… I mean greatness. Or… well… 😂😂
This was absolute perfection.
He has the kind of face and also acting skills to fit in any job as soon as he puts on the outfit... just fascinating
Love these, please make more of these!
Never felt more relaxed with a full glass of milk and cookies while watching a interrogation😌.
this man dserves much more views and subiscribers, love your videos bro
I would love to see a comedic LA Noire styled rp
This video! So good!.. How did you come up with doing it this way!😂
It's nice how you try to reassure this person through the casual talk, and making a joke in between sometimes breaks that the fear/ tension, which is nice!
And you were right, we like this way of interrogation!
Good topic too Only Fans, because this is a hot topic in life at the moment, and many are ashamed of watching or doing it.
So you did a good job with that too.
onlyfans is pretty bad ngl wit u
@@localerikI'd agree with certain ways in how it runs its business and how they do nothing to curtail many of the scammers but other than that no different than your dad and grandpa looking at a boob in playboy
@@MrFredstt its not no different. ur paying for sexual brain stimulation, when u can get it free nowadays
watching a video of someone sexually is not the same as someones pics
I spent the entire video trying to decide if we were guilty or not 😅
that was so relaxing i might just confess to something i didnt do
this is amazing!
So many sneaky little tricks in here lmao. Great work
YOu rvideos are always good Jeremiah keep it up :)
We need this again but with Helmut
"Ach mein schnitzel, how did you end up here? Were you a mischievous one, hm? Aufhescheiznicht. 😊"
I feel like Helmut would be our defense lawyer coming to talk to us rather than the detective lol
@@richardbarbaros5868 Better call Helmut!
I gotta say, i honestly think you are one of the best asmrists on this platform brotha!
We totally need an Articulate Design collab
WE NEED JOKER AS OUR LAWYER😤
The fact that my last name is Johnson you made my eyes open
Look, whatever I did, I won’t reveal what happened in ‘66.
Bro turned an innately stressful situation into relaxing asmr
Wonderful!
I feel like I've literally done something wrong.
Uh oh we’re watching onlyfans ok we’re gonna need a dad video after this like a dad talk about onlyfans
It was so sneaky too lmao. Getting the person interrogated into an uncomfortable situation to make them more pliable to giving up information they shouldn't 😂😂😂
Right from the beginning i already knew we were stupid when we willingly gave a cop our saliva 😒
Damn bro got me thinking that I have never met my real grandfathers
Top notch
I DIDNT DO IT
Is exactly what the culprit would say...🤔
@@mentallydisturbedllama473 and what an innocent would say as well
@@TheUnitedKingdom1922 True.
@@mentallydisturbedllama473 nutsack
I want me a fuckin' lawyer, ya dog-killin' fed.
We neeeeeeeeeeed a pt 2
This is my first time watching your videos so I’m not sure if you’ve done it before but your voice would be perfect for a joker video
Never mind i have In fact found a joker video you’ve made
7:00 the interview would've ended here for me lol. I was in another country with my fiancée 😂
The questions about Onlyfans were hilarious
Always get a lawyer!! Always and immediately! Stress this if you have to because police don't wanna give you one!!
Within the 1st 30-40 sec I alr knew you had everything on me 😂😂
Gotta love the background Geiger counter XD
Getting cought this way watching only fans and *tipping!*
They snatched me for a illegal game of Tatooine21
I’d rather be convicted then be found out for onlyfans
Sir I can’t be guilty. I am but an armless lemon.
Make a fallout new Vegas video for the tv show that’s coming out
yo the police did this shi when i was in 6th grade😭🙏🏽😭
When the group chat gets leaked
(Or the private discord)
Naw because he didn’t need to know the site. You can go to the ISP and see the traffic with time stamps💀💀
Part 2??!?🙏🙏📈
Because I'm not a native english speaker I want a translator at my side. Till then I will say nothing.
Actually perfect. If you say you want a lawyer they won't even continue the interview
Let's be real. This is not the first Walmart I've been arrested at, and it won't be the last.
Half of the people "i invoke the 5th"
Part 2 with the lawyer comming up?
Not sure about the thinner tie. Stick to the wider ones.
nice interrogation series I don't understand many sentences but still this is beautiful im from turkey btw xd
For some reason the thumbnail makes it look like you have really long arms and I’m here for it
I was 100% sure that I was interrogated for playing cards with the Joker :D
Better call Saul.
Only time I play Black Jack Is with them a group of family and friends and we just play for fun
I wish I could remember the name of the technique imitated.
8:54 Called it!!
My last name is from Norway, coming to England in the invasion in 1066
So I'm guilty?
Law & Order SASMRVU
Getting a drink is very inaccurate thry never this nice
It wasnt me, it was the one armed man
I think if I was fr interrogated I would just sob the whole time and they’d be like “yep he’s guilty” man I’m just a pussy who’s scared of grown men and especially cops 😭😭
I want my lawyer an yeah ill take the water
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Busted for not subscribing
Dude sounds like the joker
Nice try FED, im still not gonna pay my taxes. thought you were slick huh
This is what happens when you’re friends with the Joker 🃏
No pun intended is wild lmao
My middle name is jaysen, hate it
wow watching this whilst having PTSD from police brutality is an interesting experience