L.A. Noire is a lot more funny if you only choose doubt
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- L.A. Noire is a lot more funny if you only choose doubt. I doubted it at first but as soon as I hit doubt the first time, that doubt was erased.
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A: "I didn't kill them"
B: "I doubt that"
A: "Okay fine, I killed them"
B: "I doubt that"
A: "wh..what?"
I don’t know why, but I read this in Chris Griffin’s voice.
A: "wh..what?"
B: "I doubt that"
@@northgreen21 i was gonna say that
@@adrianscorch NOw I can't unhear it. lmao
"wh..what?" "I doubt that." "B-but..." "Still doubting"
The NPCs yelling "Police!" are not calling for help, but rather they are warning others about Kevin coming.
Lmao, this is so accurate XD
That's how it is irl too
XD ye Kevins the best
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@@imphie To criminals, ye.
"If the baseball bat means nothing I guess I'll go scream at this old man instead" got me really good for some reason. Like, yeah, that IS the logical progression
The old man’s face though 😂
@@roxannepeypascissurs9929 "I'm f*&*d, ain't I?"
I need a depression-era crime thriller series featuring an angry genius detective who constantly leaves his partner behind.
So basically, Dr. Gregory House.
@@hawkeye5955 yes, just replace the patients with crimes, and being sassy to Wilson with abandoning him at the crime scenes
A two-part telly special, where we see the genius detective in the first part and it's a crime thriller, while the second part is the slapstick comedy of the partner scrambling across the city
"I'll send you and your baby to jail" sounds like heaven compared to what happens to Kevin's babies in Sims 2
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That’s a lot of bots… Eek.
He absolutely tortured the babies in sims 2
Mmmm barbecue
@@ShinyBuzzwole the bots go into the barbecue
Phelps learned he was under Kevin's control and immediately looks down the barrel of his gun, smart man.
Haha 😅
He was probably thinking "Maybe his gonna pull the trigger accidentally and then I'm gonna be free from this torture"
@@jasminesmiths6402 malware bot moment
@Ysabela another malware bot
He tried to save the civilians from Kevin
"I don't like physical violence when the person is fighting back." This is my new life quote
The best thing to do in the game is always hit lie and then cancel so Cole freaks out on someone and then immediately says I might have made a mistake
🤣🤣
Sometimes you gotta shake the tree to see what falls out.
Funny story, my brother is terrible at the questions so Everytime I would have him hit lie just to see what we are trying to establish
“You stomped her because you are such a wEAK FUCKING SISTER JACOB”
*backs out*
“Looks like I made a mistake.”
Kevin and choices with morality I know where this is going
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@@wellusee688 brother I am Muslim I already saw this
@@unib4324 he keeps spamming it
;)
@@IamaPERSON I know still worth a shot
Kevin got bored being a pacifist in Skyrim and Fallout, so he had to pull out a game where he call scream at children. Great work Kevin
I mean, he did a business in the sims 2 selling grilled babies so.....
No he can call "scream at children" in the game duh have you even seen anything about this game smh
My first video watching him....ummmm that isn't the impression I get. It looks like he loves doubting ppl and running them over 😅
Kevin: "I try to solve that crime."
Also Kevin: "I already killed 10 people."
But his crimes are already solved, he knows exactly who did them
a man's gotta eat, Kevin has to keep himself in business, now there are so many more murders to solve
He said solve that crime, not other crimes.
The truth has its price...
This is what that "loose cannon cop that doesn't play by the rules" stereotype would be like in real life
“L.A. Noire is a lot more funny if you only choose doubt”
I doubt that
HaHaAHaHahhHHAhHhahHahhHH-HHH
Ayyyy
I doubt this
And I doubt you.
@@gandalf_thegrey but I doubt you
Kevin “releasing anger” by hitting people with cars? Sounds like a bit of a coping mechanism to me…
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Ugh report these spammers
Also... maybe kevin's just reliving his past. He's still possessed by the anger of being hit by a car and now he feels the need to run over others...
Probably projecting.
@@thelostone7512 beat me to it haha
I lost it when Kevin walked up to the bystander and just slapped him across the face and pushed him on the stairs. It’s just so silly to see a policeman doing that for no reason.
Slapstick will never not be funny
Policemen do this all the time, lets be honest
actually, its very realistic behavior
Like @@hmhmhmmmmmm said, very realistic. People just casually get murdered like that all the time.
I think what makes it funny too is he’s dressed all 1920s nice with his little suit but then
Literal slapstick
When you realize "I'll send you and your baby to jail" was the correct choice and therefore canon
Even in non-driving games, Kevin drives like he's in GTA Chaos Mod
True but whats not true is that link
@Ysabela stop
Cause Kevin is chaos
@@lukeplays8244 It's a bot. There's little you can do besides just reporting the comment.
@Ysabela no one cares
Geez, the winds there must be hella strong judging from the amount of people being hit by a police car
That definitely has nothing to do with the driver, he’s never made a mistake, he’s perfect.
Okay bots that’s cool and all
But I don’t remember asking any of you
Classic social commentary, ruined by bots 🤣
@@208Concepts I dunno what else to expect nowadays to be honest lol
*"Okay, here's how we do this. You play bad cop and I'll play worse cop."*
"I'm also helping, I'm just missing; I have poor depth perception!"
Brilliant. :')
"who is Ralph!" Obviously the motorcycle riding mouse! How could you forget him, classic Ralph!
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could also be "ralph the darkness"
Maybe it's ralph from Detroit become human
@Ysabela *BEGONE BOT*
@Ysabela Oh, that looks so nice and tempting and not dodgy and nasty at all, I'm talking about the comment alone here, I wasn't stu... I haven't yet clicked on the clearly totally legit link. Oh dear, oh my, just the thought of what eternal bliss awaits me alone, oh boy, I'm so excited.
RockStar Games: we made this game so you can be a good cop
Kevin: I'm just yelling at suspects and just yell at my partner
That part where he arrests the girl’s father for murdering her mother and then he just stands in the window staring at the girl alone in the house crying. 😂😂😂
Another job well done for our hero
Cole emotionlessly staring at the poor little crying through the window absolutely killed me.
"L.A Noire is a lot more funny if you only choose doubt"
Every game becomes fun to watch when Kevin is playing it
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your'e right Arthur
aw that's sweet but not wholesome because you know...it's Kevin
Then you're gonna love Let's Game it Out
“Over here rusty” sounds like he’s calling for a dog.
Doubt actually used to be "accuse" so that's why Cole is so hostile
Yup
No doubt was it's own thing. Doubt turned into Bad Cop. Accuse used to be Lie.
Before the remaster it was Truth, Doubt, Lie.
Now it's Good Cop, Bad Cop, Accuse.
I think I heard somewhere that when they were writing the script, the three buttons they were working off of were "persuade," "coerce" and "accuse"
@@Prince_of_Dor-lomin yeah, I remember often being extremely confused what the difference was, story wise, between doubting and accusing of lying. Because both are doubting...
@@PointsofData Well, choosing "lie" means you have some collected evidence that you can show to prove that the person is lying. If you don't have any specific evidence to prove they're lying but you still don't believe them for whatever reason, that's what the "doubt" option is for.
"You're a loose cannon, Cole Phelps."
"But I'm a damn good cop?"
"What? No! You killed 16 people on the drive over here! There's a child trapped under your car as we speak!"
"He shouldn't've been playing in the parking garage!"
"That's an orphanage!"
Fun animal fact: Sheep recognize facial expressions and, if you give them a big grin, they’ll smile back.
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Thank you
Next time I see a sheep I’ll try. Too bad I live in the city
Really? I have to try that out the next time I see sheep somewhere
Awww, i wanna try that
Nothing complements a high-speed chase like: "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."
“I’ve tried nothing and I’m all out of ideas” me trying to do better in school
"Hi, your mom's dead!"
I almost choked on my food.
its blunt and to the point and does emotional damage to the girl, what's the downside???
If any game lets *Kevin* of all people make choices, it’s gonna end in a disaster.
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That's facts
I love seeing Kevin make decisions. Though it may be a disaster, it surely is hilarious
Finding Jon Cryer in this game was so effing random. It's like finding Charlie Day locked up in a cell in Skyrim.
Charlie day is in skyrim?
@@leonrussell9607 No, it's just a reference to what finding Jon Cryer in this game felt like. It was an utter "What the fuck?" moment. I know games are noted for such Easter eggs, but it was the subtlety behind it that threw me off I guess.
that would be something to behold
Man the facial expressions in this game tho and the character movements, too good
Ikr. I doubt GTA V has this amount of facial expressions.
@@dhareshm6189 well if GTA V had those facial expressions for every mission and character, the game would be realised in 2017 instead of 2013
The best I ever saw tbh
well i think its necessary for a game like this. they did a really good job
I agree. The facial expressions especially are top notch.
I love when you play these old rockstar games. May I suggest revisiting Bully. Also, would love to see rdr2 story mode again
Oh my gosh yes Bullyyyyyy
Rdr2 is not an old rockstar game. Maybe he could revisit rdr1 or do a video on rd revolver!
@@Emil_Stoltz that's why there's an also there
He’s done a full playthrough of Bully actually. One of the few games he’s done like that. I don’t think he has a playlist for it but someone else probably made one if you search for it
@@WidowmakersAss i've watched it, but it was a while ago, i'd love to see him back at it
“You parents weren’t happily married were they Michelle?” so accurate
TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUN-
Wait, wrong detective game
a game where you play as an android detective in the 1940's would be cool tho
@@kiraoshiro6157 that sounds like it would be Nick Valentine Simulator
Kevin: *driving on the sidewalk constantly and screaming at people*
CZcams: Ah, he must be playing GTAV! Obvious!
Any GTA really lol
Well, both are by Rockstar :D
What? If that happened, it's fixed now. Y'all must've gotten here early, I guess.
@@setster007 yea that's what it said at first
@@setster007 Still says it for me.
Who's faster, 15:57 or Vidcund coming over to yell at Kevin for using the telescope
lmaoooo “why is the word abbreviation so long” that had me dying
"I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas" killed me
This was so much fun, please do more of this. I honestly haven't laughed so hard in such a long time
The way your partner reaches for the handle as you take off had me in stitches
Cole when anybody says anything: *LIES, DECEPTION*
"I'll send you and your baby to jail" came out of nowhere and I really was not ready 🤣🤣🤣
*"I've Tried Nothing, And I'm All Out Of The Ideas."*
Lol! 😂😂😂
2:30
that face
5:25 - “Otherwise I’ll have to go out and play League of Legends and get angry at people there.”
Bekowsky: “Who in God’s name would want that?”
5:32
Kevin: “Otherwise I’ll have to just go on and play League of Legends and get angry at people there!”
“Who in God’s name would want that?”
Timing at its finest
10 years later and facial animation still looks incredible
4:14 L.A Noire requires you to read subtle faces cues to tell if someone is lying
Kevin: it's nothing personal-- i just work alone. * he says, as he leaves his partner walk for the 57th time. *
"I have no evidence, I've just been screaming"
That broke me 🤣
Kevin needs to play more L.A Noire he really finds a way to make any game hilarious 😂😂
your old LA Noire videos were actually how I found this channel. I was looking for a playthrough of a case I couldn't solve and clicked on a strange Irish dude's video. Next thing I knew I was addicted.
The irony of "keep LA safe. Drive carefully" after Kevin just ran down a pedestrian
15:31 New Detroit: Become Human looking good
11:00 "Keep L.A safe. Drive safely" Kevin: hits guy into wall.
I genuinely laughed my ass off at 8:15 with the slap and shove
Fun LA Noire and Red Dead Redemption fact!
From what I know the mechanic working under the car at 5:00 was supposed to be a suspect of some sort, but his role got cut. He's played by Dutch van der Linde's actor - Benjamin Byron Davis.
The face model is still there too
I haven't laughed so hard in a while :D The way he snaps is hilarious even after all these years. Threatening a mother to see her child through steel bars out of nowhere. Classic :D
17:44 In American Law unless there's obvious evidence pointing at someone being a murderer a suspect is allowed to leave interrogation whenever they want. It's considered suspicious if you leave mid-interrogation though, so it's a mental gamble.
*Finds money on crime scene*
Young me: Hmm, this might mean something.
Kevin: Oo, money!
"LA Noire is a bit more funny if you only use 'doubt'"
Me: *Doubt*
I love how he yeets that guy all the way to outer space at 7:24
"There's someone working under this car, and I'm just playing with his tool. This is very uncomfortable."
Well... Nobody's forcing you to have "new experiences", if you know what I mean...
"I'll send you and your baby to jail"
**months later**
Prisoner:
"what are you in for, kid?"
"Wah.."
"Sorry, I'm a cop, I'm allowed DO that"
Apparently standards for hiring cops were pretty low back then too
@Johnson Blackman now they get paid vacation for murder
@Johnson Blackman now they're allowed to murder with zero due process.
You could probably just beat up or murder anyone who was poor or nonwhite and face like zero consequences.
@@crypticcrustacean4499 I bet you're one of the people who thought George Floyd was an angelic black guy killed by evil pigs and wasn't flailing like a meth fiend when he was being strangled
@@ripvanwinkler1548 I bet you don't flail when strangled, you just take it, maybe even like it
Being a loud detective makes sense, you shoot, the noise is bad for the ears, you are bad of hearing and you talk loudly when you think you are talking normally
I forgot how incredible the facial expressions are in this game! Well, expect that old guy lolol Kinda uncanny valley tho lol
As sad as it sounds, watching Kevin's videos has become the highlight of my day. In the best way possible
I spend more time watching Kevin than actually playing games.
Who needs games when you got Kevin?
I do both. I play his streams when I'm gaming so it feels like I have company haha
I can't get any new games so I watch em
@@spicybeantofu you know if you refuse to feed and cloth your girlfriend you would have money for games
2:45
My mind thought that he'd slam the table all yell "28 STAB WOUNDS!"
“I’ve tried nothing and im all out of ideas”
I felt tht
10:11 UNIQUE STUNT JUMP
I haven’t laughed this hard at a CZcams video in a very long time.
The guy is genuinely hilarious!
What do you call the skeleton king of rock and roll?
Pelvis.
I don't know why but every single time Kevin drove off without his partner had me laugh way too hard
RDR2 maybe one of best that rockstar has made.. But damn that face impression on LA Noire really a top notch
1:45 American police in a nutshell
6:11 this is straight out of The Naked Gun 😆
That old man frowning around 4:30 looked like Jeff Dunham’s Walter
4:37 i’m crying at this
The guy at 4:10 is 100% Jeff Dunham’s Walter.
9:11 I like how he says "we" lol
15:44 "a skeleton goes into a bar and orders a beer and a mop"
Anna: "Sir I promise, I don't know know what happened..."
Phelps: "So anyways, I started shouting."
3:00 the reason why Kevin’s character is getting angry all the time
"a skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."
i heard this joke before but it's SO funny holy moly. it's probably my favorite joke ever
Jesus I laughed so hard at this video. Straight up cackling. Thank you for this gift of joy today dear leader!
My favourite 0 to 100 line is the questioning of Juan Valdez where if your press lie Phelps will say "you F**k young boys" out of nowhere
I love this "Cole is a huge asshole who somehow manages to solve some cases with extreme prejudice"
Please do some more of this lmfao
Hey Kevin i turned 18 today and wanted to thank you for always brightening up my day when I was down
3:31 "I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas!" Just Kevin as usual haha!
I've figured out how The other detectives travel so fast ..... They have instant transmission no joke... with his anger so high they sense his position because it raises his power level
I'm curious how long you can drive slowly away from your partner before he finally teleports in.
1:55 the proper cop experience.
The whole leaving partner to walk on foot thing kept reminding me of the seals in Finding Dory, where they keep barking that third one off the rock :'D
13:40... Cole should have been the prototype Maury or Jerry with that kind of questioning